short stories from 4chan hazbin hotel general thread #1

>trash goes to hell.
>some try to get rehabilitated.
>others realise death means nothing now.
>the skeleton war is real, but fleshier, and more retarded.
>anons fight in the streets for a time, demons gather because its a good distraction.
>fighting stops.
>anons gather and plan, scheme, devise.
>form two groups.
>those who want to conquer hell, and those who want to conquer earth with newfound immortality.
>second group fails to leave, joins first group.
>the fiery fountains of lucifer's mansion rumble.
>the servants glance confused at each other.
>lucifer demands to know whats going on.
>the rumbling grows louder.
>lucifers blows open the doors in anger, then confusion as he looks over the horde of damned humans all rushing to his palace.
>the servants fight, but are overwhelmed.
>lucifer fights, but he is underprepared.
>trash rules hell.
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>So dad, this is Doom. We’ve been seeing each other for a while and I thought I’d introduce him before things got too serious.
You’re dating Doom.
>Yessss
The one single-handedly responsible for murdering an entire army of our kind in quadrant B, C, hell the rest of the damn alphabet.
> Well yeaaaaa
The one whose goals and motivations are completely opposed to yours.
>Um
The same guy that’s currently wearing a shirt that currently says and I quote “ You’re daughter calls me daddy too”
>He’s really sweet once you get under the armor
You’ve gotten under his armor?
( muffled several times in fact)
>Doooom!
I’m gonna need a drink
(part 2)
>Daddy, you’ve meet Doom Guy right?
Yes from the wrought end of a shotgun.
>He said if he knew you were my dad he wouldn’t have done that and he’s sorry.
And the shirt?
>It’s laundry day?
I’m gonna need another drink
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>”Oh? Your approaching me?”
>”Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”
>“I can’t talk to you without getting close?”
>”Ohoho, then come as close as you like.”
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>Mariel and Eustace book a vacation at a nice hotel but it gets mixed up and somehow they wind up getting sent to the Hazbin Hotel, probably through some sort of hellevator
>After a long, long ride down, they wind up in the lobby and are greeted by Charlie with much enthusiasm and maybe a little ditty by her
>Eustace gives no shits whatsoever and wants to go to his room to watch TV since he was dragged into a vacation by Muriel and Muriel applauds Charlie for her performance.
>Charlie notices Courage and proceeds to squee in joy, accidentally showing some of her demon half as she picks up Courage
>Couragescream.mp3