Brain suck-a-FuckFeed

<p>Whao, said the sporocistine life-form. &#8220;These bipedal locomotive types from the Gilig sector are pieces of crap!&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;Crap, crap, unmitigated crap!&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;Or maybe completely mitigated crap!, something like that, or maybe not&#8221;.</p>

<p>&#8220;What if I were to suck their brains out with my brain sucking machine?&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;At least then I could get something decent to eat&#8230;&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;However, it&#8217;s a wake up, they might overpower me and gain access to all of my cool technology that they can&#8217;t understand&#8221;.</p>

<p>Question: If my ancestors saw my personal communications device, would they be able to copy it and make more? Probably not, because they would need poisonous gallium arsenide gas to create it.</p>

<p>That is the problem with technology, it takes previous technology to make more technology. If not for petroleum byproducts, we would not have containers to put our gadgets and our gooey substances into. So futt the shuck up, huckfed.</p>