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Prednisone: High ketone-steroids, Green feces, and Generally being Superior
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Banged some hardbass, jack-hammered my spine, inflated my nuts while throwing up for hours, short hospital trip, ZERO GREEN FECES. I know, it's funny, but when you bang some hardbass, ur doing steroids. When you jackhammer your spine, you
are banging some steroids. Then you see a horse poop green on TV and think, 'hmmmm, how did they make it poop lettuce in front of me?'.

The answer, sadly, appears to be high ketone content within your steroid slurry. So how do you shit green and perform like a race horse? The answer is a little wierd, and involves some exploration of how anatomical parts modify you body. Testosterone is ketone free coarsely, and your testicles provide this under pressure. So where do I pump out the prednisone bro? Actually, you don't pump out prednisone. You hit a part of your body that is VERY DANGEROUS to fuck around with and it will squirt out 'whatever the fuck i want bro and never piss me off again'. You have to figure out how to hit your coccyx hard, without actually loading your entire body.

You have to learn to kick a soccer ball as hard as you possibly can. This requires you to use something a little different from the textbook standard norm. Body builders love to 'hit the weights (shoot me bro)' and many like to go deep into isolation training and custom torso girdles. To tweak your testosterone output, you need to highlight the least body builder effective section I've ever noticed, the Pelvis-L1 slot (I number from the bottom up, yo). Hitting this spot is done by doing a funny style of soccer kick strikers don't learn, because it is sending a long ball. To hit a long ball, you need to focus on four limb control while kicking.

The key is very strange. Left-handing is not genetically a good idea to me, and left foot kicking vs right foot kicking are very different. Most left footing kicking is impossible to learn, but the fastest boost known to man is the 'right-elbow-back-hard maneuver'. While kicking with your left foot, elbow an invisible opponent directly behind you in the sternum hard, with perfect timing, and you may actually watch the ball go flying. With the right foot, most people can focus on all four limbs while kicking. The left arm is used as a balance beam and the left foot needs to keep the arch active. Do not flatten the planter foot. For the right arm, you need to set up a funny shoulder girdle snap. It does not look like an elbow and the pop shoots a wave through your torso that lets you load up your right quad alot harder than normal. This is the secret.

While I would recommend peak distance kicking with both feet, people foreign to soccer can stick with just the right foot. If you learn to feel the stressors of the kick away from the kick leg, you can learn to modify your right shoulder until you feel your spine start to load up around the pelvis joint. At peak kicking power, you will generate peak torsional stress around your lumbar vertebrates, and if you stress them like this hard enough (*POP*) you will aggravate the coccyx triggering a coccyx-leak.

This coccyx-leak is what I believe modifies the testosterone in your blood. Your colon is basic and the leakage will modify all testosterone it touches into prednisone, which will make you shit green like race horse on TV. I'm not saying it's good or bad, or that you should or shouldn't, just that it was little birdy one day and I believe that I successfully minded it.