A Farty Birthday Story For Tacko Lol

Today was going to be a long night because a lot of cute beings were incredibly filled to the brim with fart gas!

"Oh my God Ness: you've been farting all day!" Lucas exclaimed for he was watching a methane masterpiece occur before him in the nice quaint Onett. "It's amazing!"

"I can't help it! I'm way too full to hold it in!" Ness giggled while playfully fanning the air of his reeking flatulence. "Oh I just love being farty!"

"I don't blame you but I didn't think you'd have this much!" Lucas said in surprise.

Ness tilted his head in that cute way while continuing to toot. "Well I was blessed by the gassy gals that came in earlier."

"That explains a lot."

"Come on Lucas I know you have a lot of PK Farts in you."

Lucas blushed for he began touching his fingertips, with Ness pressing onto his stomach to cause his fellow PSI powered boy to start farting additionally. Lucas got embarrassed but eventually he just laughed, with Ness winking for they continued breaking wind together.
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"...Ooh I'm feeling something brewing in me." Megaman said while finishing a Smash battle that left him as the only fighter on the generic Battlefield stage, his eyes widening for he let out a huge robotic fart that made him feel embarrassed. "Oops; excuse me..."

"I'm glad I came all the way over from the shrine to witness this!" Cirno laughed while kicking her legs about on the edge, sticking her tongue out to release a loud frosty fart that made the air chill and stink simultaneously. "Ooh I'm gonna need to change my bloomers!"

"W-wait you're feeling the need to fart too?" MegaMan said in shock while smirking for he was starting to feel good about breaking wind in a mechanical matter.

"Trust me it's a lot of fun to just fart about." Cirno laughed while having her hands on her grumbling gut, promptly farting out more frosty poots that were deep pitched. "After all we are just farts ourselves!"

"I guess when you put it that way yeah." Mega-Man admitted for he bent over and let out a huge fart that sounded like he shit his robo pants. "Man did that rock! I feel like I'm on a roll with my robot poots!"

"Hey that was pretty cool if I say so myself!" Cirno pointed out while lifting her leg to let out several sharts that made her feel relieved, with the sky changing into night. "Phew; my dress feels so poofy! I'm gonna be stinking all night, and I love it!"

Mega Man began to laugh, sitting next to Cirno for both of them proceeded to fart together, having their flatulence go in sync with each other as if they were performing a smelly song.
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The farting Ice Climbers were happily exchanging fart gas blasts with each other for they were twirling around the Fountain of Dreams, having beaten all of their fellow fighters with their icy powers and wooden mallets for they were free to fart to their heart's content.

"Oof; I am really feeling my pants get poofy!" Popo laughed while twirling his hammer with a gleeful grace. "Good thing those yummy veggies are coming back after we had them stored in us! I knew we could easily keep ourselves warm without needing to put on extra layers!"

"Yeah I'm glad we can finally let all that vegetable goodness go out of us!" Nana chimed in giggling fashion while feeling her stomach growl. "I feel like we're gonna need new parkas if we keep up this stinky goodness! I just hope that we could make more fart fun with our musical methane!"

Popo's eyes lit up for he was getting quite excited, his tuba farts turning bassier. "Are you thinking about what we should do?"

Nana smirked while nodding her head, fanning the rancid air of her sloppy sharting. "Oh you better believe it!"

"Butts to fart!" Popo and Nana chimed for the Ice Climber twins both reared their derrieres with each other, the identical pairing farting on each other for they were excited from their flatulent butt cheeks vibrating from each other. "Farty party!"

This was indeed the fountain of dreams for Popo and Nana were having their wish come true by virtue of them farting together in a way that could very easily satisfy.
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Toadette farting was keeping her happy for she was stinking up the prehistoric Dino Jungle after racing around in different karts, having built enough gas to charge her fart for she was consistently fanning the air of her fungi fumes. "Ooh golly I'm really farty!"

"You say that all the time." A Yellow Toad yawned while trying to nap, accidentally farting himself.

"Well you know how excited I get from my toots!" Toadette giggled and stuck out her tongue with a wink. "It just comes naturally!"

Yellow Toad placed his hand over his yawning mouth to cover up his muffled fart. "It does unfortunately."

"You'll just have to bear it!" Toadette chimed above her tuba toots while wiggling her mushroom methane maker at her fellow shroom.

Yellow Toad opened his eyes slowly for his stomach grumbled and forced another poot out of his mush rear. "Must I?"

Without warning Toadette farted directly in her yellow partner's face, laughing it up while the giant Noshi sauropod overlooking the bridge casually looked down and just stomped his dinosaur feet without a care of the flatulence present in the jungle.

"Yes ya do!" Toadette teased while blushing for she was getting turned on by this tooting release of hers. "God do I love being flatulent!"
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Toon Link grunted while farting out poots so big it even surprised him, for his toon toots were the reason why he was referred to as the Wind Breaker. Of course his fellow stinky Link in Young Link wasn't a slouch when it came to being flatulent, for the younger Hero of Time's flatulence was making time itself simultaneously fast and slow. Good thing that the Hyrule Field was bigger than it seemed because these powerful pooting presence would make themselves the things of legend.
"Sheesh; we definitely are gonna need new pants after this!"
"Says you cartoon boy; I'm not wearing any pants!"
"Oh... well I definitely know how to contain my gas."
"That's not saying much with the huge brown stain I'm seeing there!"
"Come on; can't you let me have this 1?"
"I don't think so Wind Waker!"