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Ponies are cool yet, report 1

May 5th, 2013
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  1. Date: [expunged; 30 hours after event 38D315]
  2. Subject of document: Initial report of observations.
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  4. List of references:
  5. 148: general file number associated with the investigation.
  6. 148-P-01: Pending research subject, kept in case the event is of a more malevolent nature than currently assumed.
  7. 148-C: Cause of the incident, identified as the group of interest Are We Cool Yet?
  8. 148-E: Event 38D315, which necessitated this investigation.
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  10. Subject: 148-P.
  11. Subject was previously employed as an Agent of [EXPUNGED], tasked with observing 148-C. Following event 148-E, 148-P reported being exposed to the event and insisted on being taken into isolation, citing the potential of a biological agent despite none being found at the scene of the crime.
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  13. 148-P-01 is a Caucasian male of [DESCRIPTION EXPUNGED] who has been part of [EXPUNGED] for the last █ years. Subject is in fit physical condition, with no known disabilities or diseases.
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  15. Upon personal insistence by the subject, subject was placed in an isolation cell, equipped with a sensor array, including:
  16. - two (2) microphones,
  17. - human-range optics,
  18. - thermal imaging optics,
  19. - one (1) speaker,
  20. Plus basic amenities.
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  22. Observation log; day 1. All times are relative to the time at which the subject was put into isolation. An excerpt containing several noteworthy observations follows.
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  24. +0:00 Subject enters containment.
  25. +0:35 Subject starts pacing his cell, appears frightened.
  26. +2:03 Subject sits down, attempting to calm down.
  27. +5:34 Subject requests use of the toilet, granted.
  28. +10:52 Subject requests reading materials, granted. Delivery completed without incident.
  29. +13:46 Subject requests to be told the time, granted.
  30. +14:12 Subject expresses sleepiness, requests for the lights to be dimmed, granted.
  31. +15:08 Thermal image implies the subject is asleep.
  32. +22:58 Subject wakes up, requests for a psychological evaluation, denied. Note: thermal imaging shows subject’s body temperature is a degree below his average.
  33. +23:15 Subject’s temperature has dropped by 2 degrees centigrade.
  34. +23:58 Subject’s temperature has dropped by 1 additional degree centigrade.
  35. +24:02 Subject retrieved from isolation for physical examination. Note: upon entry of the assistant tasked with the retrieval, subject’s temperature returned to normal levels over the course of five (5) minutes.
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  37. Excerpt from the report of the physical examination:
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  39. Subject shows no significant handicaps or injury. Subject does complain about a slight stiffness in the joints of the extremities, as well as a slight headache. Prescribed one (1) pill of over-the-counter aspirin, plus one more pill, an hour before sleep.
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  41. [END OF REPORT]
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