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BLUE AEGIS LEVEL 5/001 FILE – ERSATS SUGGESTION-005

CORRESPONDENCE:

SPC-001: hey guys

O-12: Hi, 001.

SPC-001: so ive been doing some thinkin and i have an epic new idea to punch sharks

O-12: Sweet.

O-2: Let’s hear it.

SPC-001: we use the sharks to punch the sharks

O-5: Wha…?

O-2: I don’t follow.

O-4: What are you talking about?

SPC-001: from the files you gave me, i can see you’ve done a lot with other marine life, but you’ve never considered that sharks might be willing to punch themselves

O-1: Hmmm, getting the sharks to punch themselves for a change would be a nice change of pace. How would we do it?

SPC-001: simple: bribery

O-11: Of course!

O-3: It’s so simple!

O-1: Why didn’t we think of that?

RESPONSE:

$1,000,000 in bank notes was withdrawn from the Centre’s emergency savings account and placed into a waterproof briefcase for the purpose of bribing the local population of Selachian Entities.

RESULTS:

Agents were dispatched to deliver the briefcase, launching it into the ocean and ensuring it sunk to the seafloor. Centre submarines have been employed to monitor the area and ensure the Entities retrieve the bribe.

Although no Selachian Entities seemed to show any interest in the briefcase, it was quickly noticed that the briefcase had landed on an unknown individual at the seafloor, hitting their head and causing them to faint. Investigation determined that the individual was wanted fugitive Mr. Percival Shark of the former Marshall, Carter, and Shark Ltd. Mr. Shark was taken into custody and currently awaits trial for his Selachian-related crimes. ("Nevermind, he escaped." - O-6)

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