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  1. [05|26|10][12:40:06] <Otter-afk> What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
  2. [05|26|10][12:40:11] * +Ergo dies of tedium
  3. [05|26|10][12:40:21] <+Ergo> is tedium a word?
  4. [05|26|10][12:40:25] <Otter-afk> "Hold my purse."
  5. [05|26|10][12:40:31] <@AllsoSweet> oh pooh
  6. [05|26|10][12:40:40] <@AllsoSweet> not man enough
  7. [05|26|10][12:40:57] <Keeper_of_Souls> "It's so cute?"
  8. [05|26|10][12:40:59] <@AllsoSweet> go me tampons i thought it was
  9. [05|26|10][12:41:16] <ecarefake> yeah
  10. [05|26|10][12:41:35] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> <Otter-afk> What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? <----Hold My Purse
  11. [05|26|10][12:41:36] * ZZMan (~mm@horny-BABEF6BC.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #cumfuckme
  12. ZZMan is also known as: ZigZagZug & ZZZMan
  13. [05|26|10][12:41:40] <ecarefake> "im female now"
  14. [05|26|10][12:41:46] * Otter-afk gives two thumbs down at the ideas and replys on todays Cumfuckme crowd.
  15. [05|26|10][12:41:56] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Excuse me?!
  16. [05|26|10][12:42:13] <Otter-afk> execpt Poetress_of_Dreams~
  17. [05|26|10][12:42:16] <ecarefake> yeah excuse her!_
  18. [05|26|10][12:42:35] <Otter-afk> i said that as a reply Poetress_of_Dreams
  19. [05|26|10][12:42:46] <Otter-afk> [13:40] <Otter-afk> "Hold my purse."
  20. [05|26|10][12:42:57] * Lindsay (~abcdefg@horny-95183D9F.zone4.bethere.co.uk) has joined #cumfuckme
  21. [05|26|10][12:43:00] * megaman (~megaman@864BE95F.CEF28B94.CC5EF423.IP) has joined #cumfuckme
  22. megaman is also known as megaman5
  23. [05|26|10][12:43:04] * lynnn (~annabelle@3769AB77.A66D9D5A.3A317166.IP) Quit (Nice ass! lynnn)
  24. [05|26|10][12:43:07] * ~Secksy` wonders why Otter-afk even has a purse
  25. [05|26|10][12:43:11] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Otter-afk: Not in the past 10 min
  26. [05|26|10][12:43:17] <Sandman> Hello Poetress_of_Dreams.
  27. [05|26|10][12:43:23] <Otter-afk> is Poetress_of_Dreams a bot?
  28. [05|26|10][12:43:27] <@AllsoSweet> hi Lindsay
  29. [05|26|10][12:43:28] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> hiya Sandman
  30. [05|26|10][12:43:29] <Otter-afk> lol Secksy`
  31. [05|26|10][12:43:30] <ecarefake> so he can ask cute guys to hold it
  32. [05|26|10][12:43:31] <@AllsoSweet> hi megaman
  33. [05|26|10][12:43:38] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Otter-afk: NO! I am 29 and female
  34. [05|26|10][12:43:44] <Otter-afk> ok
  35. [05|26|10][12:43:44] <~Secksy`> You have matching shoes Otter-afk?
  36. [05|26|10][12:43:44] <ecarefake> when he sits down to go pee
  37. [05|26|10][12:43:51] * UnoHeDidnt sets mode: +l 73
  38. [05|26|10][12:43:53] <@AllsoSweet> lol
  39. [05|26|10][12:43:59] * Otter-afk whaps Secksy`
  40. [05|26|10][12:44:11] <@AllsoSweet> nice shoes Otter-afk
  41. [05|26|10][12:44:11] -Sandman- is the only OP in #fuckmeinfrontofeveryone still pink and prizzybritches (away) ?
  42. [05|26|10][12:44:19] * Otter-afk pats AllsoSweet
  43. [05|26|10][12:44:24] <@AllsoSweet> lol
  44. [05|26|10][12:44:33] * ^Abbie (~hello@A079EAB4.5E3C47CA.5B10BA4.IP) has joined #cumfuckme
  45. [05|26|10][12:44:36] <Otter-afk> i cant whap you , you arent evil
  46. [05|26|10][12:44:40] <@AllsoSweet> should i like your face like your pooch
  47. [05|26|10][12:44:42] <Keeper_of_Souls> He needs a plussy so he can get pm'd appropriately.
  48. [05|26|10][12:44:42] * Otter-afk looks around and says nothing.
  49. [05|26|10][12:44:43] <ZZMan> hey ^Abbie
  50. [05|26|10][12:44:45] -> -Sandman- I just woke up. I dont know
  51. [05|26|10][12:44:46] <@AllsoSweet> oh ok
  52. [05|26|10][12:44:47] <@AllsoSweet> \ty
  53. [05|26|10][12:44:49] <@AllsoSweet> ^Abbie
  54. [05|26|10][12:45:00] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: Plussy in here dont mean female
  55. [05|26|10][12:45:10] <~Secksy`> With all that said I won't ask boxers or ummmmmmmmmmmm
  56. [05|26|10][12:45:11] <ecarefake> hi abbie
  57. [05|26|10][12:45:12] <Otter-afk> pm and plussy do nothing for me , Keeper_of_Souls :)
  58. [05|26|10][12:45:14] -Sandman- lol ok. pinkpassion got mad at me for talking 'okra verities'
  59. [05|26|10][12:45:23] <Keeper_of_Souls> Doesn't matter. People think it does, Poetress_of_Dreams.
  60. [05|26|10][12:45:26] -Sandman- then tried to pull some Mafia shit in my PM
  61. [05|26|10][12:45:31] -Sandman- and banned me
  62. [05|26|10][12:45:32] * +KnkyKayla slurps Jackal
  63. [05|26|10][12:45:35] <@AllsoSweet> silk panties on occasion
  64. [05|26|10][12:45:39] <@AllsoSweet> hi Jackal
  65. [05|26|10][12:45:39] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: People need to learn to effing READ
  66. [05|26|10][12:45:39] * +Jackal gasms on Kayla
  67. [05|26|10][12:45:40] * Epic-Cypher (~epic.cyph@45FEA9F8.4617EE7B.2303B3E1.IP) has joined #cumfuckme
  68. [05|26|10][12:45:49] <+KnkyKayla> woo
  69. [05|26|10][12:45:50] <+Jackal> Heya AllsoSweet
  70. [05|26|10][12:45:50] <@AllsoSweet> hi Epic-Cypher
  71. [05|26|10][12:45:53] <+Jackal> Heya Poetress_of_Dreams
  72. [05|26|10][12:45:54] <^Abbie> hi all
  73. [05|26|10][12:45:55] <Keeper_of_Souls> That's asking a lot for the IRC crowd, Poetress_of_Dreams
  74. [05|26|10][12:46:07] <Dweezil> hiya ^Abbie
  75. [05|26|10][12:46:13] <Otter-afk> Secksy` read what i said and stop using your tongue to twist things around! its used for better things than that.
  76. [05|26|10][12:46:24] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: If they cant read....Guess they TERRIBLE at cyber
  77. [05|26|10][12:46:45] <+KnkyKayla> hai qtpi, wana suk my cok?
  78. [05|26|10][12:46:46] <Keeper_of_Souls> most are
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  82. [05|26|10][12:45:39] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: People need to learn to effing READ
  83. [05|26|10][12:45:39] * +Jackal gasms on Kayla
  84. [05|26|10][12:45:40] * Epic-Cypher (~epic.cyph@45FEA9F8.4617EE7B.2303B3E1.IP) has joined #cumfuckme
  85. [05|26|10][12:45:49] <+KnkyKayla> woo
  86. [05|26|10][12:45:50] <+Jackal> Heya AllsoSweet
  87. [05|26|10][12:45:50] <@AllsoSweet> hi Epic-Cypher
  88. [05|26|10][12:45:53] <+Jackal> Heya Poetress_of_Dreams
  89. [05|26|10][12:45:54] <^Abbie> hi all
  90. [05|26|10][12:45:55] <Keeper_of_Souls> That's asking a lot for the IRC crowd, Poetress_of_Dreams
  91. [05|26|10][12:46:07] <Dweezil> hiya ^Abbie
  92. [05|26|10][12:46:13] <Otter-afk> Secksy` read what i said and stop using your tongue to twist things around! its used for better things than that.
  93. [05|26|10][12:46:24] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: If they cant read....Guess they TERRIBLE at cyber
  94. [05|26|10][12:46:45] <+KnkyKayla> hai qtpi, wana suk my cok?
  95. [05|26|10][12:47:53] <~Secksy`> try this
  96. [05|26|10][12:47:57] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Keeper_of_Souls: Asking IRC people to read is NOT a lot.....Unless they're men and here
  97. [05|26|10][12:48:35] <ecarefake> reading is easy, its writing nobody can do
  98. [05|26|10][12:48:35] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Otter-afk: Its an OLD question, been all over Facebook for months
  99. [05|26|10][12:48:36] <Otter-afk> naughty
  100. [05|26|10][12:48:58] <Otter-afk> i know Poetress_of_Dreams thats where i pasted it from.
  101. [05|26|10][12:48:59] <Sandman> LOL.
  102. [05|26|10][12:49:01] <Otter-afk> :)
  103. [05|26|10][12:49:39] <Otter-afk> i get half of the things i say here from online i dont have proper conversation skills
  104. [05|26|10][12:49:46] <Otter-afk> i just know how to use copy and paste.
  105. [05|26|10][12:49:52] <Otter-afk> sorry
  106. [05|26|10][12:49:53] <+Ergo> thats important
  107. [05|26|10][12:50:15] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Did Otter-afk just admit to being a mindless male bot?
  108. [05|26|10][12:50:22] * james24m (~DWOoc@horny-11549D1.eastlink.ca) Quit (Nice ass! james24m)
  109. [05|26|10][12:50:24] <Otter-afk> yes
  110. [05|26|10][12:50:39] <ZZMan> lol at the redundant "mindless male"
  111. [05|26|10][12:50:41] <+Ergo> is Otter really afk?
  112. [05|26|10][12:50:44] * Otter-afk admits to bein a mindless male bot
  113. [05|26|10][12:50:46] <~Secksy`> but he has a nice purse
  114. [05|26|10][12:50:52] <Otter-afk> yes Ergo i am.
  115. [05|26|10][12:50:56] * Otter-afk admits to bein afk
  116. [05|26|10][12:50:58] <+KnkyKayla> I don't become fans of those "BECOME A FAN OF THIS TO SEE WHY THIS KID GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL!"
  117. [05|26|10][12:50:59] <Keeper_of_Souls> Makes it easy when you know your place in online society I suppose.
  118. [05|26|10][12:51:00] <ZZMan> it's a "satchel"
  119. [05|26|10][12:50:58] <+KnkyKayla> I don't become fans of those "BECOME A FAN OF THIS TO SEE WHY THIS KID GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL!"
  120. [05|26|10][12:50:59] <Keeper_of_Souls> Makes it easy when you know your place in online society I suppose.
  121. [05|26|10][12:51:00] <ZZMan> it's a "satchel"
  122. [05|26|10][12:51:13] <Sandman> WinAmp is Currently Playing: Brooks & Dunn - Hillbilly Deluxe (4:18 full length/256 bitrate/Number 1/)
  123. [05|26|10][12:51:25] <Otter-afk> Yes i admit to having a nice purse
  124. [05|26|10][12:51:27] * Otter-afk admits he also has a nice purse
  125. [05|26|10][12:51:28] <~Secksy`> what kid?
  126. [05|26|10][12:51:36] <+Poetress_of_Dreams> Go Scottish and call it a Sporan!
  127. [05|26|10][12:51:37] <Sandman> alligator ?
  128. [05|26|10][12:51:42] <@AllsoSweet> lol
  129. [05|26|10][12:51:44] <ZZMan> an alligator kid?
  130. [05|26|10][12:51:44] <+KnkyKayla> Something on Facebook, Secksy`
  131. [05|26|10][12:51:48] <Otter-afk> and matching shoes
  132. [05|26|10][12:52:02] <@AllsoSweet> cool
  133. [05|26|10][12:52:06] <Otter-afk> but i cant tell you what color
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  137. [05|26|10][12:59:06] <ecarefake> what happened to that funny and really smart girl?
  138. [05|26|10][12:59:07] * Bitch is now known as mysty
  139. [05|26|10][12:59:22] <Otter-afk> yea what did happen to that bot
  140. [05|26|10][12:59:40] <ecarefake> i forget her nick but you know who i mean
  141. [05|26|10][13:00:04] <Otter-afk> i do it was a bot, you know theres no such thing as a smart funny girl
  142. [05|26|10][13:00:07] * Otter-afk hides
  143. [05|26|10][13:01:10] <jennaj> she probably got ditched by some guy cuz she wasnt hot enough, cuz smart girls arent hot ya know
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  146. [05|26|10][13:01:27] <Otter-afk> i agree with jennaj
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