Vita

take ur vita to work and play porn games on it and when your boss is like “yo what the fuck” you snap your vita in two and eat one of the pieces(swallow it whole) and try to fuck the other one, and when you fail you just rip out the joystick and insert it into your urethra while you maintain a straight face and eye contact with your boss
the movie
the game
2
escape to africa
I have the collectors edition of that
the one with the included oculus rift where its all in VR but theres a urethra sensor for added hyper realism