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  1. Mt. Molehill in one of the holes dug by the spelunking astronaut between the digits of the digital underground dweller in one of the weather underground's hidden info drops under a dwarvish gnome's helmet in a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for the mine behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  2. Whitey's Grove packed inside a snowball hidden in a bag of marshmallows behind a jar of mayonnaise inside a bottle of bleach being sat on by a swan inside a telephone directory behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  3. The Knob Shaft wedged into a cardboard vein wedged into a rich vein of bubblewrap wedged into a thick seam of styrofoam inside an empty miner's helmet in an abandoned canary cage in a cart full of cardboard ore in a cart full of styrofoam ore in a cart full of bubblewrap ore behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  4. The Icy Peak under a polar bear buried in a collapsed igloo deposited in your account at the snowbank frozen in a block of ice inside an avalanche balanced on the very tip of the peak itself behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  5. The Sleazy Back Alley under a hobo's accordionated top-hat next to a puddle of vomit in a dumpster in an old shopping cart under a trash can underneath a rat behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  6. The Haunted Pantry behind a box of weevil-infested pasta behind a non-possessed can of tomatoes underneath a peeling flap of shelf paper inside a bag of flour on a shelf too high to see under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  7. The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob in a bag of charcoal briquettes under a sleeping guard under a sleeping guard's helmet in the pocket of an assistant chef's apron dragged at the end of a knob goblin chain gang next to a discarded sausage behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  8. The Oasis buried in the sand floating in the water on an itinerant merchant's blanket in a camel's hump under a palm frond inside a coconut behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  9. Sonofa Beach under a lobsterfrogman inside a bottle washed up on the beach next to a weird-looking seashell in a pile of washed-up flotsam buried in the sand in a pile of live crabs behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  10. The Haiku Dungeon under the ferocious bugbear's little cottontail inside a gelatinous cube on the open palm of an ancient insane monk under a trapdoor hanging around the neck of the Knob Goblin poseur behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  11. The Spooky Forest in a knothole in a hollow log in a tree full of weird squirrels under a wolfman inside what is probably just a gopher hole in a birdnest made of rat bones behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  12. The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) under a carelessly-thrown primitive paddle stuck into a primitive beer bong under a pile of rocks shaped vaguely like genitalia in an empty primitive booze cup under a nervous caveman frat pledge wrapped in a caveman sorority girl's hair behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  13. The Junkyard inside a rusted-out radiator inside an old mattress under a pile of old magazines inside a discarded, hollowed-out book next to a drum full of illegal toxic waste in a pile of sprung mouse traps in an old vacuum cleaner bag behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  14. McMillicancuddy's Farm under a pile of frightful feathers under a pile of flirtatious feathers under a pile of fetid feathers under a pile of flaming feathers under a pile of frozen feathers in the ooze that came off a swamp duck under a drunk duck's empties behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  15. A Maze of Sewer Tunnels inside one of those dang C.H.U.M. cages bobbing along in the filth lodged in the jaws of a sewer gator floating next to a zombie goldfish in a C.H.U.M.'s filthy knapsack bobbing in a little eddy in the filth behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  16. The Limerick Dungeon next to a young man from Nantucket near a young woman from Crewe in the bishop of Boston's underground aviary near a young lady named Bright inside the beak of a pelican inside an old man's beard near a young man from the coast behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  17. The "Fun" House in a cream pie in a clown's oversized shoe on a spring inside a box underneath a whoopee cushion in a clown's toothy maw inside a seltzer siphon under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  18. The Misspelled Cemetary behind a garvestone inside a bokeh of flowers inside a funeral reath just inside the door of a mouseleum in a freshly-dug garve under a cremation ern behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  19. The Slime Tube in a glob of slime in a pile of slime in a blob of slime in a puddle of slime in a pool of slime just basically covered in slime behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  20. The Primordial Soup next to some primitive amino acids in a puddle of your ancestors covered in amoebas in a bucket of simple proteins near some kind of lichen in a pool of ordinary not-alive mud behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  21. The Jungles of Ancient Loathing being thrown around by baboons in a tribal goblin's blowgun on the shoulder of an ancient guardian statue in an easily-spotted tiger pit behind an ancient stone monument of some kind halfway up a tree behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  22. Seaside Megalopolis in a puddle of liquid metal robot behind a guy with a hat that's a picture of a hallway between the folds of an obese tourist inside the crusher of a terrifying robot in a Space Marine's kitbag inside a cyborg policeman's oil-filled donut as one of "Handyman" Jay's attachments under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  23. Tower Ruins underneath a pile of rubble on top of a pile of rubble near a pile of rubble next to a pile of rubble buried in a pile of rubble sticking out of a pile of rubble behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  24. Nemesis Cave behind an evil someone-or-other under an evil rock behind an evil stalagmite in a shadowy corner under a pile of loose rocks under an evil minion behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  25. The Enormous Greater-Than Sign between two bracket between two parentheses under the brace of a lowercase H under the tail of an uppercase Q inside a hive full of lowercase As under an asterisk behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  26. A Barroom Brawl being thrown through a plate-glass window behind an overturned table in a pile of shattered pint mugs next to a smashed barstool in a puddle of spilled beer in a bowl of pretzels under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  27. Noob Cave under a crate inside an otherwise-empty crate next to a fairy who is screaming at you to look at it inside a first-aid box mounted on the wall inside a bright red barrel balanced precariously on a teetering stack of crates behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  28. The Laugh Floor in a bucket of flop sweat next to one of those big vaudeville hooks in a trunk of stupid-looking props in a pile of beaten-up hecklers in a box of airline peanuts under the stage manager's clipboard under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  29. Infernal Rackets Backstage inside an inkubus's inkwell inside a suckubus's gross purse inside the tail of a serialbus behind a groupie under the sink in the grotty green-room bathroom on top of a pile of white powder on a coffee table under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  30. The Hippy Camp in a pot of organic lentil paste in a pen for free-range granola hanging from a handmade windchime in a bag of organic and environmentally-friendly hammers (i.e. rocks) in a small garden of suspicious-smelling herbs underneath a set of bongos behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  31. Pandamonium Slums behind a broken window inside a burned-out shack on an abandoned infernal playground next to a sleeping demon wino in the instrument case of a demon busker in a cardboard box housing a homeless W Imp behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  32. Cobb's Knob Barracks inside a helmet on a shelf in a hollowed-out polearm handle behind a pair of foul-smelling boots in an extremely nasty laundry hamper inside a pair of discarded pants behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  33. Cobb's Knob Kitchens behind a spice rack in a bucket of dirty spoons in the pocket of a cook's apron inside what is presumably a mousehole floating in a cauldron of stew underneath a cutting board behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  34. Cobb's Knob Harem under a pile of throw pillows in a hidden, and slightly smelly, grotto beneath veil #6 of the nearest harem girl hidden inside an empty pair of harem pants deep between the cushions of a fainting couch under a harem guard's helmet behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  35. Cobb's Knob Treasury in a treasure chest full of beans under an accountant under a Bean Counter's eyeshade in a box of rubberbands next to a stack of ledgers in the supply cabinet behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  36. Itznotyerzitz Mine beneath a seam of linoleum stuck in an asbestos vein under a pile of chrome ore under rubble from a cave-in under the sleepy dwarf's pillow behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  37. The Goatlet inside a half-eaten tin can in a goat's beard in a half-empty glass of goat's milk stuck halfway up a waterslide inside a whiskey bottle hanging from a goathook behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  38. Lair of the Ninja Snowmen in a box of spare nunchuks in a half-eaten bowl of rice in the middle of a small zen garden buried under a bonsai tree floating in a mop bucket in a shuriken-shaped ice cube tray under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  39. The eXtreme Slope hanging from the ski lift buried in a snowbank under a dude's snowboard in a cross-country hippy's dreads in the bike-basket of an angry paperboy behind a signpost with three black diamonds and a skull behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  40. The Hidden Temple behind a sliding wall trap on a suspicious-looking pedestal inside a bag of sand stuck in an elaborately-carved niche in the wall below an indecipherable mosaic under a poison dart under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  41. The Bat Hole Entrance under a bat next to a pile of guano under a pile of guano hanging upside-down from a stalactite balanced on the tip of a stalagmite entirely covered with guano behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  42. The Smut Orc Logging Camp in an unkempt bush between a twig and some berries in a cleft in the rock in a moist chasm nearby lurking furtively behind a hedge where the sun don't shine behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  43. A-Boo Peak inside a Whatsian's bigger-on-the-inside backpack inside a Dusken Raider's makeup kit inside a Space Tourist's fanny pack under a Claybender ghost's spellbook behind a gravestone shaped like a Battlie Knight behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  44. Twin Peak in the percolator in a nightstand drawer with a funny-shaped knob wrapped in plastic two blocks up on Queer Street under a little dancing man 25 years later behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  45. Guano Junction buried in a pile of guano behind a pile of guano between two piles of guano between a rock and a pile of guano next to a pile of guano behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  46. Oil Peak inside a puddle of oil bubbling inside an oil tycoon in a barrel next to an oil baron in a car next to an oil cartel beneath one of the oil rigs rigged up under an oil rig behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  47. The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow between some ratbat and batrat guano behind a stalagmite under some rubble from a screambat-crushed wall in a batrat's nest in a ratbat's nest floating in an underground stream behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  48. The Beanbat Chamber in a beanbat's beanbag chair under a beanstalk wedged between two stalactites between two piles of beanbat guano clutched in the claws of a sleeping bat behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  49. [DungeonFAQ - Level 1] behind a slightly differently-textured wall under a flagstone inside a garbage can under a phonebooth inside a question-mark block just sitting in the middle of the path under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  50. The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) In a discarded Furry Giant fur hidden between an Alphabet Giant's C and D under the Fitness Giant's weight bench under the Neckbeard Giant's stuffed penguin hanging in a giant spider web behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  51. The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) behind the artisanal balsamic vinegar the Foodie Giant uses inside the Renaissance Giant's huge leather tankard in front of--or on top of, maybe?--the Possibility Giant under a huge pile of unpaid bills on the Procrastination Giant's desk under a giant toaster oven behind the mammoth turkey leg the Renaissance Giant left behind under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  52. The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) tucked into the Raver Giant's record collection behind one of the gears on the Steampunk Giant's toothbrush behind a wad of trash in the Punk Rock Giant's hovel under the Steampunk Giant's top hat under the wax from one of the Goth Giant's black candles stuffed into a Raver Giant's rave whistle under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  53. The Daily Dungeon inside an unlocked treasure chest in a gob of mayonnaise from a mayo wasp behind a wall of hair in the bra of a booby trap in the rib cage of an adventurer who never found the skeleton key behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  54. Dreadsylvanian Woods in the embers of a hot bugbear's footprint. frozen solid inside a cold bugbear's footprint under one of those Tim-Burton trees that's all twisted and bare near (thankfully not too near) a pile of stench bugbear scat under a sleaze bugbear's magazine collection inside a gnarled tree stump that looks menacing from a distance behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  55. Dreadsylvanian Village in the horse trough in the oven in the bakery inside the fountain in the Village Square inside the blacksmith's cold forge under the gallows under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  56. Dreadsylvanian Castle behind a candelabra under a painting whose eyes seem to follow you inside an urn beneath a bloodstained sheet under a vampire's discarded cape under an ancient tapestry under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  57. The Hidden Apartment Building in a pygmy janitor's mop bucket inside a pygmy shaman's shrunken head in the pygmy accountant's ledger book under a pygmy welcome mat inside a pygmy mail slot under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  58. The Hidden Hospital in a sharps disposal bin in a metal biowaste drum in the ribcage of a demonstration skeleton in a primitive scrub sink in a hamper full of bloody smocks in an IV bag under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  59. The Hidden Office Building in a pygmy pencil cup under a printer displaying "PYGMY LOAD LETTER" under a cat poster next to a red stapler stuck inside the fax machine under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  60. The Hidden Bowling Alley in a rack of ancient rental bowling shoes rolling out of the ball-return in a basket of tiny pencils in the gutter under one of the pins between a 7-10 split under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  61. The Hidden Park under a park bench behind a memorial plinth next to the swingset in a boaraffe-print inside a pygmy blowgun next to the pygmy swingset behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  62. An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) under the dense liana next to an ancient carving under a bas-relief behind a miniature rolling ball trap, more like a marble, really inside a springing spike trap behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  63. An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) next to a hidden trap under the dense liana behind a stone carving of a pygmy monkey under a statue of some pagan idol next to the body of the last jerk who tried to go into this shrine behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  64. An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) under an ancient shriner's fez under an ancient shriner's ancient tiny car inside the glove box of a tiny car in a pile of ancient hard candy wrapped in the dense liana under a pile of not-as-dense liana behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  65. An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) under some crumbling masonry next to a statue of a boaraffe inside an already-sprung spike trap in a satchel around a skeleton's neck under a crumbing floor tile near a particularly dense patch of liana behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  66. A Massive Ziggurat underneath one of the ziggurat steps under a helium balloon that's making the ziggurat lighter under a patch of dense liana between two of the enormous stone blocks nestled in a patch of moss, doo dah, doo dah behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  67. The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency behind the travel kiosk under a pile of kitschy souvenirs behind the customs counter next to the insanely-overpriced snack bar under a sleeping passenger whose boat got delayed next to a sleeping security guard under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  68. The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert under a fallen cactus inside a fire anthill next to a giant giant centipede boot under a rock--or was it a rock scorpion? in between two dunes behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  69. The Copperhead Club inside a champagne bucket on a waiter's serving tray being kicked around the dance floor under a Mob Penguin's chair behind a giant gong behind a fan dancer's fan under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  70. A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters under a skinned lynyrd under a fleet woodsman's toque in a nearby eagle's nest in the flight case of a Jefferson pilot in a discarded robe from a Blue Oyster cultist behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  71. The Thinknerd Warehouse under the hoverskirt of a packing robot inside the gaping maw of a sorting robot in a pile of amok putty in that little basket thingy of a moving robot tumbling down a conveyor belt under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  72. The Haunted Kitchen inside a carton of haunted eggs inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer at the bottom of a box of really old cereal inside a tub of "I'm Pretty Sure That Isn't Butter" inside a drawer of incomprehensible kitchen implements inside the garbage disposal under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  73. The Haunted Conservatory inside a dripping sack of "plant food" behind a gravestone with a picture of a rabbit on it inside a Uranus Fly-Trap beside a rack of thorn-sharpeners inside a skull-shaped flowerpot inside a (now-)open grave under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  74. The Haunted Library inside a hollowed-out book inside an inkwell filed under 'Q' in the card catalog behind a bookshelf beside an antique photocopier under a librarian under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  75. The Haunted Billiards Room in the corner pocket in the side pocket in a rack of cues under a cube of blue chalk behind the eight-ball in a stuffed elk head's mouth under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  76. The Haunted Bathroom in the shower drain in a soap dish in the haunted toothbrush holder in the medicine (& poisons) cabinet behind the toilet paper-cozy hidden in the toilet tank under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  77. The Haunted Bedroom hidden inside a nightstand under someone's pillow hidden in someone's sock drawer under the bed under the mattress inside an empty cereal box under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  78. The Haunted Ballroom on a plate of canapés floating in a champagne fountain in the band's tip jar in an empty wineglass right there in the middle of the dance floor under a violinist under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  79. The Haunted Laboratory in a beaker of delicious-smelling chemicals inside an otherwise-empty beaker underneath a blackboard eraser plugged into a weird machine inside some kind of tube on a tray of antique surgical instruments under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  80. The Haunted Nursery inside an old teddy bear stashed behind a toybox on a shelf of creepy old dolls inside an old marbles pouch hanging from a weird mobile in a rocking horse's mouth under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  81. The Haunted Storage Room under its own dustcloth under an antique sofa cushion in a box of old blurry photographs in a box of assorted souvenir snowglobes in a box of ancient parchment tax forms under a box of assorted tchotchkes under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  82. The Haunted Boiler Room in a jar of assorted loose screws in a basket of antique onions in a box of burned-out fuses disguised as a lump of coal underneath the titular boiler inside an ancient pickle jar under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  83. The Haunted Laundry Room inside a bottle of bleach under a basket of clothespins hanging from a drying rack in a basket of dirty laundry and skeletons hidden inside a trouser press in a basket of unmatched socks under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  84. The Haunted Wine Cellar in a rack of fancy vinegar bottles in the pocket of a long-lost and deceased sommelier in a crate of used wine corks inside a bottle of fancy Chablis inside a crate of spare wineglasses under the drunkest rat you've ever seen under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  85. The Black Forest in a blackbird's nest behind a blackberry bush inside the shed skin of a black adder in a black friar's tonsure under a pile of black leaves behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  86. The Upper Chamber inside a canopic jar under Iiti Kitty's wraps inside the wraps of a tomb bat inside a decorative urn under a wall of hieroglyphics next to the chamber pot behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  87. The Middle Chamber in a tomb asp's urn inside the chamber pot in a tomb rat's nest inside a tomb servant's crazy hat in a broken-open sarcophagus behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  88. South of the Border inside a broken piñata under a comically oversized sombrero leaning against a cactus inside a raging bull's discarded boxing glove in the ribcage of a calavera in a mariachi's guitar case inside a mariachi's guitarrón behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  89. The Haunted Gallery hidden behind a painting in a statue's lap incorporated into a pile of modern sculpture balanced atop a picture frame framed and hung on the wall inside an empty wineglass abandoned in the corner under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  90. The Bugbear Pen in a feeding trough full of human ears stuck halfway inside a bugged bugbear under a Gnollish bugbear trainer in a box of spare beanies on the wrong side of the fence next to a bugbear under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
  91. Cobb's Knob Laboratory underneath a mad scientist's assistant behind a rack of test tubes inside a mad scientist's lunchbox inside a whirling centrifuge inside an autoclave taped to a whiteboard with "DNE" written next to it behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
  92. The Obligatory Pirate's Cove under a parrot behind a pirate's eyepatch in a crow's nest on the poop deck (ha ha) under a big X painted on the ground next to a pirate ship behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  93. The Valley of Rof L'm Fao nailed to a board covered with incomprehensible writing underneath a Nigerian prince in a barrel of pressed meat product next to one weird trick that doctors don't want you to know about somewhere you won't believe in a bag of worms behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  94. The Penultimate Fantasy Airship in an otherwise-empty treasure chest in an infinitely-spacious ammo crate in the steam-filled engine room impaled on a protagonist's hair stowing away behind the landing gear in the battery compartment of a robot supersoldier under a cocoabo behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  95. The Hole in the Sky falling into a black hole next to a supernova under a red dwarf floating in the empty blackness of space in an astronomer's trumpet or whatever in a pile of leftover lines behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
  96. The Dire Warren in a pile of bunnies next to a bunny underneath a bunny balanced on a bunny's head between two bunnies in a bunny nest behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
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