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- Mt. Molehill in one of the holes dug by the spelunking astronaut between the digits of the digital underground dweller in one of the weather underground's hidden info drops under a dwarvish gnome's helmet in a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for the mine behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Whitey's Grove packed inside a snowball hidden in a bag of marshmallows behind a jar of mayonnaise inside a bottle of bleach being sat on by a swan inside a telephone directory behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Knob Shaft wedged into a cardboard vein wedged into a rich vein of bubblewrap wedged into a thick seam of styrofoam inside an empty miner's helmet in an abandoned canary cage in a cart full of cardboard ore in a cart full of styrofoam ore in a cart full of bubblewrap ore behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Icy Peak under a polar bear buried in a collapsed igloo deposited in your account at the snowbank frozen in a block of ice inside an avalanche balanced on the very tip of the peak itself behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Sleazy Back Alley under a hobo's accordionated top-hat next to a puddle of vomit in a dumpster in an old shopping cart under a trash can underneath a rat behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Haunted Pantry behind a box of weevil-infested pasta behind a non-possessed can of tomatoes underneath a peeling flap of shelf paper inside a bag of flour on a shelf too high to see under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob in a bag of charcoal briquettes under a sleeping guard under a sleeping guard's helmet in the pocket of an assistant chef's apron dragged at the end of a knob goblin chain gang next to a discarded sausage behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Oasis buried in the sand floating in the water on an itinerant merchant's blanket in a camel's hump under a palm frond inside a coconut behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Sonofa Beach under a lobsterfrogman inside a bottle washed up on the beach next to a weird-looking seashell in a pile of washed-up flotsam buried in the sand in a pile of live crabs behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Haiku Dungeon under the ferocious bugbear's little cottontail inside a gelatinous cube on the open palm of an ancient insane monk under a trapdoor hanging around the neck of the Knob Goblin poseur behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Spooky Forest in a knothole in a hollow log in a tree full of weird squirrels under a wolfman inside what is probably just a gopher hole in a birdnest made of rat bones behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) under a carelessly-thrown primitive paddle stuck into a primitive beer bong under a pile of rocks shaped vaguely like genitalia in an empty primitive booze cup under a nervous caveman frat pledge wrapped in a caveman sorority girl's hair behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Junkyard inside a rusted-out radiator inside an old mattress under a pile of old magazines inside a discarded, hollowed-out book next to a drum full of illegal toxic waste in a pile of sprung mouse traps in an old vacuum cleaner bag behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- McMillicancuddy's Farm under a pile of frightful feathers under a pile of flirtatious feathers under a pile of fetid feathers under a pile of flaming feathers under a pile of frozen feathers in the ooze that came off a swamp duck under a drunk duck's empties behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- A Maze of Sewer Tunnels inside one of those dang C.H.U.M. cages bobbing along in the filth lodged in the jaws of a sewer gator floating next to a zombie goldfish in a C.H.U.M.'s filthy knapsack bobbing in a little eddy in the filth behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Limerick Dungeon next to a young man from Nantucket near a young woman from Crewe in the bishop of Boston's underground aviary near a young lady named Bright inside the beak of a pelican inside an old man's beard near a young man from the coast behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The "Fun" House in a cream pie in a clown's oversized shoe on a spring inside a box underneath a whoopee cushion in a clown's toothy maw inside a seltzer siphon under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Misspelled Cemetary behind a garvestone inside a bokeh of flowers inside a funeral reath just inside the door of a mouseleum in a freshly-dug garve under a cremation ern behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Slime Tube in a glob of slime in a pile of slime in a blob of slime in a puddle of slime in a pool of slime just basically covered in slime behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Primordial Soup next to some primitive amino acids in a puddle of your ancestors covered in amoebas in a bucket of simple proteins near some kind of lichen in a pool of ordinary not-alive mud behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Jungles of Ancient Loathing being thrown around by baboons in a tribal goblin's blowgun on the shoulder of an ancient guardian statue in an easily-spotted tiger pit behind an ancient stone monument of some kind halfway up a tree behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Seaside Megalopolis in a puddle of liquid metal robot behind a guy with a hat that's a picture of a hallway between the folds of an obese tourist inside the crusher of a terrifying robot in a Space Marine's kitbag inside a cyborg policeman's oil-filled donut as one of "Handyman" Jay's attachments under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- Tower Ruins underneath a pile of rubble on top of a pile of rubble near a pile of rubble next to a pile of rubble buried in a pile of rubble sticking out of a pile of rubble behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Nemesis Cave behind an evil someone-or-other under an evil rock behind an evil stalagmite in a shadowy corner under a pile of loose rocks under an evil minion behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Enormous Greater-Than Sign between two bracket between two parentheses under the brace of a lowercase H under the tail of an uppercase Q inside a hive full of lowercase As under an asterisk behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- A Barroom Brawl being thrown through a plate-glass window behind an overturned table in a pile of shattered pint mugs next to a smashed barstool in a puddle of spilled beer in a bowl of pretzels under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- Noob Cave under a crate inside an otherwise-empty crate next to a fairy who is screaming at you to look at it inside a first-aid box mounted on the wall inside a bright red barrel balanced precariously on a teetering stack of crates behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Laugh Floor in a bucket of flop sweat next to one of those big vaudeville hooks in a trunk of stupid-looking props in a pile of beaten-up hecklers in a box of airline peanuts under the stage manager's clipboard under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- Infernal Rackets Backstage inside an inkubus's inkwell inside a suckubus's gross purse inside the tail of a serialbus behind a groupie under the sink in the grotty green-room bathroom on top of a pile of white powder on a coffee table under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hippy Camp in a pot of organic lentil paste in a pen for free-range granola hanging from a handmade windchime in a bag of organic and environmentally-friendly hammers (i.e. rocks) in a small garden of suspicious-smelling herbs underneath a set of bongos behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Pandamonium Slums behind a broken window inside a burned-out shack on an abandoned infernal playground next to a sleeping demon wino in the instrument case of a demon busker in a cardboard box housing a homeless W Imp behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Cobb's Knob Barracks inside a helmet on a shelf in a hollowed-out polearm handle behind a pair of foul-smelling boots in an extremely nasty laundry hamper inside a pair of discarded pants behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Cobb's Knob Kitchens behind a spice rack in a bucket of dirty spoons in the pocket of a cook's apron inside what is presumably a mousehole floating in a cauldron of stew underneath a cutting board behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Cobb's Knob Harem under a pile of throw pillows in a hidden, and slightly smelly, grotto beneath veil #6 of the nearest harem girl hidden inside an empty pair of harem pants deep between the cushions of a fainting couch under a harem guard's helmet behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Cobb's Knob Treasury in a treasure chest full of beans under an accountant under a Bean Counter's eyeshade in a box of rubberbands next to a stack of ledgers in the supply cabinet behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Itznotyerzitz Mine beneath a seam of linoleum stuck in an asbestos vein under a pile of chrome ore under rubble from a cave-in under the sleepy dwarf's pillow behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Goatlet inside a half-eaten tin can in a goat's beard in a half-empty glass of goat's milk stuck halfway up a waterslide inside a whiskey bottle hanging from a goathook behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Lair of the Ninja Snowmen in a box of spare nunchuks in a half-eaten bowl of rice in the middle of a small zen garden buried under a bonsai tree floating in a mop bucket in a shuriken-shaped ice cube tray under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The eXtreme Slope hanging from the ski lift buried in a snowbank under a dude's snowboard in a cross-country hippy's dreads in the bike-basket of an angry paperboy behind a signpost with three black diamonds and a skull behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Hidden Temple behind a sliding wall trap on a suspicious-looking pedestal inside a bag of sand stuck in an elaborately-carved niche in the wall below an indecipherable mosaic under a poison dart under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Bat Hole Entrance under a bat next to a pile of guano under a pile of guano hanging upside-down from a stalactite balanced on the tip of a stalagmite entirely covered with guano behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Smut Orc Logging Camp in an unkempt bush between a twig and some berries in a cleft in the rock in a moist chasm nearby lurking furtively behind a hedge where the sun don't shine behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- A-Boo Peak inside a Whatsian's bigger-on-the-inside backpack inside a Dusken Raider's makeup kit inside a Space Tourist's fanny pack under a Claybender ghost's spellbook behind a gravestone shaped like a Battlie Knight behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Twin Peak in the percolator in a nightstand drawer with a funny-shaped knob wrapped in plastic two blocks up on Queer Street under a little dancing man 25 years later behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Guano Junction buried in a pile of guano behind a pile of guano between two piles of guano between a rock and a pile of guano next to a pile of guano behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Oil Peak inside a puddle of oil bubbling inside an oil tycoon in a barrel next to an oil baron in a car next to an oil cartel beneath one of the oil rigs rigged up under an oil rig behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow between some ratbat and batrat guano behind a stalagmite under some rubble from a screambat-crushed wall in a batrat's nest in a ratbat's nest floating in an underground stream behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Beanbat Chamber in a beanbat's beanbag chair under a beanstalk wedged between two stalactites between two piles of beanbat guano clutched in the claws of a sleeping bat behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- [DungeonFAQ - Level 1] behind a slightly differently-textured wall under a flagstone inside a garbage can under a phonebooth inside a question-mark block just sitting in the middle of the path under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) In a discarded Furry Giant fur hidden between an Alphabet Giant's C and D under the Fitness Giant's weight bench under the Neckbeard Giant's stuffed penguin hanging in a giant spider web behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) behind the artisanal balsamic vinegar the Foodie Giant uses inside the Renaissance Giant's huge leather tankard in front of--or on top of, maybe?--the Possibility Giant under a huge pile of unpaid bills on the Procrastination Giant's desk under a giant toaster oven behind the mammoth turkey leg the Renaissance Giant left behind under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) tucked into the Raver Giant's record collection behind one of the gears on the Steampunk Giant's toothbrush behind a wad of trash in the Punk Rock Giant's hovel under the Steampunk Giant's top hat under the wax from one of the Goth Giant's black candles stuffed into a Raver Giant's rave whistle under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Daily Dungeon inside an unlocked treasure chest in a gob of mayonnaise from a mayo wasp behind a wall of hair in the bra of a booby trap in the rib cage of an adventurer who never found the skeleton key behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- Dreadsylvanian Woods in the embers of a hot bugbear's footprint. frozen solid inside a cold bugbear's footprint under one of those Tim-Burton trees that's all twisted and bare near (thankfully not too near) a pile of stench bugbear scat under a sleaze bugbear's magazine collection inside a gnarled tree stump that looks menacing from a distance behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- Dreadsylvanian Village in the horse trough in the oven in the bakery inside the fountain in the Village Square inside the blacksmith's cold forge under the gallows under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- Dreadsylvanian Castle behind a candelabra under a painting whose eyes seem to follow you inside an urn beneath a bloodstained sheet under a vampire's discarded cape under an ancient tapestry under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hidden Apartment Building in a pygmy janitor's mop bucket inside a pygmy shaman's shrunken head in the pygmy accountant's ledger book under a pygmy welcome mat inside a pygmy mail slot under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hidden Hospital in a sharps disposal bin in a metal biowaste drum in the ribcage of a demonstration skeleton in a primitive scrub sink in a hamper full of bloody smocks in an IV bag under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hidden Office Building in a pygmy pencil cup under a printer displaying "PYGMY LOAD LETTER" under a cat poster next to a red stapler stuck inside the fax machine under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hidden Bowling Alley in a rack of ancient rental bowling shoes rolling out of the ball-return in a basket of tiny pencils in the gutter under one of the pins between a 7-10 split under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Hidden Park under a park bench behind a memorial plinth next to the swingset in a boaraffe-print inside a pygmy blowgun next to the pygmy swingset behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) under the dense liana next to an ancient carving under a bas-relief behind a miniature rolling ball trap, more like a marble, really inside a springing spike trap behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) next to a hidden trap under the dense liana behind a stone carving of a pygmy monkey under a statue of some pagan idol next to the body of the last jerk who tried to go into this shrine behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) under an ancient shriner's fez under an ancient shriner's ancient tiny car inside the glove box of a tiny car in a pile of ancient hard candy wrapped in the dense liana under a pile of not-as-dense liana behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) under some crumbling masonry next to a statue of a boaraffe inside an already-sprung spike trap in a satchel around a skeleton's neck under a crumbing floor tile near a particularly dense patch of liana behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- A Massive Ziggurat underneath one of the ziggurat steps under a helium balloon that's making the ziggurat lighter under a patch of dense liana between two of the enormous stone blocks nestled in a patch of moss, doo dah, doo dah behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency behind the travel kiosk under a pile of kitschy souvenirs behind the customs counter next to the insanely-overpriced snack bar under a sleeping passenger whose boat got delayed next to a sleeping security guard under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert under a fallen cactus inside a fire anthill next to a giant giant centipede boot under a rock--or was it a rock scorpion? in between two dunes behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Copperhead Club inside a champagne bucket on a waiter's serving tray being kicked around the dance floor under a Mob Penguin's chair behind a giant gong behind a fan dancer's fan under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters under a skinned lynyrd under a fleet woodsman's toque in a nearby eagle's nest in the flight case of a Jefferson pilot in a discarded robe from a Blue Oyster cultist behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Thinknerd Warehouse under the hoverskirt of a packing robot inside the gaping maw of a sorting robot in a pile of amok putty in that little basket thingy of a moving robot tumbling down a conveyor belt under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Kitchen inside a carton of haunted eggs inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer at the bottom of a box of really old cereal inside a tub of "I'm Pretty Sure That Isn't Butter" inside a drawer of incomprehensible kitchen implements inside the garbage disposal under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Conservatory inside a dripping sack of "plant food" behind a gravestone with a picture of a rabbit on it inside a Uranus Fly-Trap beside a rack of thorn-sharpeners inside a skull-shaped flowerpot inside a (now-)open grave under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Library inside a hollowed-out book inside an inkwell filed under 'Q' in the card catalog behind a bookshelf beside an antique photocopier under a librarian under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Billiards Room in the corner pocket in the side pocket in a rack of cues under a cube of blue chalk behind the eight-ball in a stuffed elk head's mouth under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Bathroom in the shower drain in a soap dish in the haunted toothbrush holder in the medicine (& poisons) cabinet behind the toilet paper-cozy hidden in the toilet tank under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Bedroom hidden inside a nightstand under someone's pillow hidden in someone's sock drawer under the bed under the mattress inside an empty cereal box under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Ballroom on a plate of canapés floating in a champagne fountain in the band's tip jar in an empty wineglass right there in the middle of the dance floor under a violinist under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Laboratory in a beaker of delicious-smelling chemicals inside an otherwise-empty beaker underneath a blackboard eraser plugged into a weird machine inside some kind of tube on a tray of antique surgical instruments under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Nursery inside an old teddy bear stashed behind a toybox on a shelf of creepy old dolls inside an old marbles pouch hanging from a weird mobile in a rocking horse's mouth under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Storage Room under its own dustcloth under an antique sofa cushion in a box of old blurry photographs in a box of assorted souvenir snowglobes in a box of ancient parchment tax forms under a box of assorted tchotchkes under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Boiler Room in a jar of assorted loose screws in a basket of antique onions in a box of burned-out fuses disguised as a lump of coal underneath the titular boiler inside an ancient pickle jar under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Laundry Room inside a bottle of bleach under a basket of clothespins hanging from a drying rack in a basket of dirty laundry and skeletons hidden inside a trouser press in a basket of unmatched socks under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Haunted Wine Cellar in a rack of fancy vinegar bottles in the pocket of a long-lost and deceased sommelier in a crate of used wine corks inside a bottle of fancy Chablis inside a crate of spare wineglasses under the drunkest rat you've ever seen under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Black Forest in a blackbird's nest behind a blackberry bush inside the shed skin of a black adder in a black friar's tonsure under a pile of black leaves behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Upper Chamber inside a canopic jar under Iiti Kitty's wraps inside the wraps of a tomb bat inside a decorative urn under a wall of hieroglyphics next to the chamber pot behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Middle Chamber in a tomb asp's urn inside the chamber pot in a tomb rat's nest inside a tomb servant's crazy hat in a broken-open sarcophagus behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- South of the Border inside a broken piñata under a comically oversized sombrero leaning against a cactus inside a raging bull's discarded boxing glove in the ribcage of a calavera in a mariachi's guitar case inside a mariachi's guitarrón behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Haunted Gallery hidden behind a painting in a statue's lap incorporated into a pile of modern sculpture balanced atop a picture frame framed and hung on the wall inside an empty wineglass abandoned in the corner under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- The Bugbear Pen in a feeding trough full of human ears stuck halfway inside a bugged bugbear under a Gnollish bugbear trainer in a box of spare beanies on the wrong side of the fence next to a bugbear under a recliner behind a nightstand in the cushions of a couch
- Cobb's Knob Laboratory underneath a mad scientist's assistant behind a rack of test tubes inside a mad scientist's lunchbox inside a whirling centrifuge inside an autoclave taped to a whiteboard with "DNE" written next to it behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
- The Obligatory Pirate's Cove under a parrot behind a pirate's eyepatch in a crow's nest on the poop deck (ha ha) under a big X painted on the ground next to a pirate ship behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Valley of Rof L'm Fao nailed to a board covered with incomprehensible writing underneath a Nigerian prince in a barrel of pressed meat product next to one weird trick that doctors don't want you to know about somewhere you won't believe in a bag of worms behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Penultimate Fantasy Airship in an otherwise-empty treasure chest in an infinitely-spacious ammo crate in the steam-filled engine room impaled on a protagonist's hair stowing away behind the landing gear in the battery compartment of a robot supersoldier under a cocoabo behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Hole in the Sky falling into a black hole next to a supernova under a red dwarf floating in the empty blackness of space in an astronomer's trumpet or whatever in a pile of leftover lines behind a tree in a mailbox buried near a tree under a rock
- The Dire Warren in a pile of bunnies next to a bunny underneath a bunny balanced on a bunny's head between two bunnies in a bunny nest behind a stalactite behind a stalagmite in a darkened cranny
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