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  1. Sep 10 15:12:22 <DamienLunas> So klark and katy get shuffled off to the side as they prepare their act
  2. Sep 10 15:12:31 <DamienLunas> and hope sits in the audience to start watching the talent competition.
  3. Sep 10 15:12:33  HopeIsthePope goes and sits in the audience.
  4. Sep 10 15:12:38 <DamienLunas> (feel free to pm eachother)
  5. Sep 10 15:12:42 <DamienLunas> (about your act)
  6. Sep 10 15:12:58 <DamienLunas> "Now then, our first act will be... uhh... stilletto... jonogold?"
  7. Sep 10 15:13:31 <Bruce> (i lol'd)
  8. Sep 10 15:13:49 <HopeIsthePope> "THAT'S STEVIMARU JONESUKE!" a voice yells out, irritated as there's a flash of smoke on stage.
  9. Sep 10 15:13:51 * HopeIsthePope is now known as Steve
  10. Sep 10 15:14:00 <Klark> (Ahahahaah)
  11. Sep 10 15:14:23 <Steve> A boy in his late teens or early twenties is standing there dressed in a purple hoodie with dark purple jeans.
  12. Sep 10 15:14:27 <Steve> He has a box with him.
  13. Sep 10 15:15:00 <Steve> "Sup, ladies and gentlemen? Today, I'm going to do a little juggling act for you. But that's not cool enough, is it?"
  14. Sep 10 15:15:35 <Steve> "So what I've prepared for you is... I'm going to be juggling live, wild Joltik hand-caught from a pet store in Ribbonwood City. Don't worry, I'm a professional. No joltik will be harmed in the making of this act." =D
  15. Sep 10 15:16:02 <Steve> He goes to open the box.
  16. Sep 10 15:16:04  Klark Turns his head to stare at the man. "What."
  17. Sep 10 15:16:32 <DamienLunas> the joltiks all open their eyes sleepily and stare up at the purple ninja
  18. Sep 10 15:16:51 <Steve> "Hey, little dudes, who wants to be juggled?" he reaches inside.
  19. Sep 10 15:17:02 <DamienLunas> jooool :<
  20. Sep 10 15:18:11  Steve begins taking out several joltik and begins flipping them up into the air like juggling balls.
  21. Sep 10 15:18:20 <Steve> (Dex check?)
  22. Sep 10 15:18:24 <DamienLunas> sure
  23. Sep 10 15:18:29  Saru ([email protected]) has joined #turfwarstemp
  24. Sep 10 15:18:32 <Steve> 1d20+14
  25. Sep 10 15:18:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, 1d20+14: 16 [1d20=2]
  26. Sep 10 15:18:39 <DamienLunas> success
  27. Sep 10 15:19:31  Steve tosses and catches the joltik with relative ease, but it looks like he has to concentrate hard.
  28. Sep 10 15:19:43 <DamienLunas> Steve starts juggling those joltiks... adding more and more in until he's at about 10 joltik!
  29. Sep 10 15:19:51 <DamienLunas> however, something suddenly seems off
  30. Sep 10 15:20:04 <DamienLunas> when they start swinging back to the hands they were thrown from
  31. Sep 10 15:20:09 <DamienLunas> they keep bouncing back to the hands
  32. Sep 10 15:20:16 <DamienLunas> as it seems they have latched onto his hands with tiny webs.
  33. Sep 10 15:20:23 <DamienLunas> there are now 10 joltiks stuck to his hands.
  34. Sep 10 15:20:25 <Steve> "Hey, hey, hey-"
  35. Sep 10 15:20:27 <DamienLunas> JOOOOOL
  36. Sep 10 15:20:31 <Steve> "Now wait a minute!"
  37. Sep 10 15:20:34 <DamienLunas> they all immediately start shocking him
  38. Sep 10 15:20:37 <DamienLunas> and sucking his blood
  39. Sep 10 15:20:41 <Steve> "AUGH"
  40. Sep 10 15:20:43 <DamienLunas> while the rest of the box leaps up at his face with gusto
  41. Sep 10 15:21:01  Steve falls to the ground, twitching and flailing.
  42. Sep 10 15:21:03  Klark Stops yhe gathering of plant life and winces at the scene. "Ohgod!"
  43. Sep 10 15:21:28 <Turfmancer> "Oh no."
  44. Sep 10 15:22:15 <Steve> "HELPGETTHEMOFFAUGH"
  45. Sep 10 15:22:48 <DamienLunas> luckily there is a trained herding stantler
  46. Sep 10 15:22:56 <DamienLunas> which walks onto stage and initimidates the joltiks into fleeing
  47. Sep 10 15:23:02 <DamienLunas> "joljoljoljoljoljoljol."
  48. Sep 10 15:23:11 <Klark> "That was...Yeah."
  49. Sep 10 15:23:20  Steve just twitches on the ground.
  50. Sep 10 15:23:21 <Turfmancer> "Is he alright?"
  51. Sep 10 15:23:23 <Kit> (Poor Steve)
  52. Sep 10 15:23:36 <Saru> "Ouch."
  53. Sep 10 15:23:38 <Steve> One of the judges stands up, a woman with thick glasses, short brown hair, and a heavy sweater.
  54. Sep 10 15:23:41 * Steve is now known as Molly
  55. Sep 10 15:23:47 <Klark> (=o)
  56. Sep 10 15:24:23 <Molly> "I'll give you a 4 out of 10 for your comedy act. You made me crack a smile, but the delivery was terrible. Someone get this idiot off the stage."
  57. Sep 10 15:24:45 <Molly> She sits back down.
  58. Sep 10 15:24:45 <DamienLunas> the stantler nudges him with his horns and rolls him off the stage.
  59. Sep 10 15:25:02 <DamienLunas> "Now then... for our next act... some stand up comedy by miss Iona!"
  60. Sep 10 15:25:25 <DamienLunas> A girl with pink hair carrying a finneon walks out and waves happily
  61. Sep 10 15:25:29 <EdnLowell> (fuck you simon cowell)
  62. Sep 10 15:25:43  Klark Goes back to collecting stuff.
  63. Sep 10 15:25:55 <Molly> (And I have to brb a moment. :3c)
  64. Sep 10 15:26:17 <DamienLunas> "So I was talking to a hipster the other day."
  65. Sep 10 15:26:30 <DamienLunas> "I asked him if he liked Aina."
  66. Sep 10 15:26:42 <DamienLunas> "He told me he doesn't like water pokemon, because they're too mainstream!"
  67. Sep 10 15:26:45 <DamienLunas> *badump tish*
  68. Sep 10 15:26:50 <Bruce> (Fuck you)
  69. Sep 10 15:26:52 <Bruce> (I laughed)
  70. Sep 10 15:27:03 * Bruce is now known as Happymancer
  71. Sep 10 15:27:10  Saru doesn't get it.
  72. Sep 10 15:27:18  Turfmancer groans
  73. Sep 10 15:27:28 <Turfmancer> "We have to win this Klark."
  74. Sep 10 15:27:45 <Klark> "I don't think it's going to be that hard honestly..."
  75. Sep 10 15:27:53 <DamienLunas> "Still, I decided to be nice and asked him if he'd like to swim in the ocean with me!"
  76. Sep 10 15:28:03 <DamienLunas> "He said that he doesn't swim in oceans because they're too current."
  77. Sep 10 15:28:07 <DamienLunas> *badump tish*
  78. Sep 10 15:28:31  Klark Groans.
  79. Sep 10 15:29:41 <DamienLunas> "He said he didn't want to go out with me anymore because he heard rumors that I gave my last boyfriend crabs. I don't know what's wrong with that... I think krabbies are adorable!"
  80. Sep 10 15:30:00 <DamienLunas> "That last one wasn't a joke, I really don't know why he was so upset." :<
  81. Sep 10 15:31:30 <DamienLunas> "Did you ever hear about the blastoise who fought in the war with Lt. Surge?"
  82. Sep 10 15:31:36 <DamienLunas> "They said when he came back, he was shellshocked!"
  83. Sep 10 15:31:51  Saru laughs at that one.
  84. Sep 10 15:32:24 <DamienLunas> "A friend of mine asked if I could breathe underwater."
  85. Sep 10 15:32:29 <DamienLunas> "I told him of course I can, and so can you!"
  86. Sep 10 15:32:40 <DamienLunas> She holds a glass of water above her head and breathes in and out. "See? It's easy!"
  87. Sep 10 15:33:27 <DamienLunas> "Did you know that I found water on mars?"
  88. Sep 10 15:33:36 <DamienLunas> She tosses a mars bar out of her pocket and pours the glass out on it.
  89. Sep 10 15:33:52 <DamienLunas> "I don't know what all the fuss was about!"
  90. Sep 10 15:35:36 <DamienLunas> "Did you know it's better to drink water if you boil it first?"
  91. Sep 10 15:35:43 <DamienLunas> "Because boiling the water raises your self of steam!"
  92. Sep 10 15:36:12 <Turfmancer> Katy is trying not to giggle at these, mostly failing
  93. Sep 10 15:36:28 <Molly> (Back, sorry)
  94. Sep 10 15:37:18  Molly facepalms and hits the buzzer.
  95. Sep 10 15:37:43 <DamienLunas> :<
  96. Sep 10 15:38:38 <Molly> "That's cute, but let's see the next act."
  97. Sep 10 15:38:48 <Molly> She says in a deadpan sort of tone.
  98. Sep 10 15:38:52 <DamienLunas> "Did you go to the beach recently? Because I think you've got sand in your vagina." >:(
  99. Sep 10 15:38:59 <Happymancer> (hahaha)
  100. Sep 10 15:39:22  Molly hits the buzzer three times in response.
  101. Sep 10 15:39:29 <DamienLunas> she grumbles and walks offstage
  102. Sep 10 15:39:37 <Klark> "Wow...harsh judge..."
  103. Sep 10 15:40:01 <Turfmancer> "We got this."
  104. Sep 10 15:42:32 <DamienLunas> "And next up is... Klark Dosu and Katy William!"
  105. Sep 10 15:43:27 <Molly> Hope: "Whooo! Go, you two!"
  106. Sep 10 15:43:36  Klark Taks a bunch of deep breaths in and out. "Ready?"
  107. Sep 10 15:43:41 <Turfmancer> "Yeah."
  108. Sep 10 15:43:47 <Saru> "Go Klark! Go Katy!
  109. Sep 10 15:43:49 <Saru> "
  110. Sep 10 15:45:29 <Turfmancer> Katy starts pulling up dirt from around the stage and dropping rocks she already had prepared into a base and skeleton
  111. Sep 10 15:46:23  Molly watches, eyebrow raised.
  112. Sep 10 15:47:46  Klark Starts to get to work, drawing up dirt and deep mud from the ground, more base materials for the sculpture.
  113. Sep 10 15:48:20  Molly checks her watch.
  114. Sep 10 15:48:45 <Turfmancer> Katy pulls more dirt up and uses a bit of clay to dye some of it an orange color, and starts making fine details on what is starting to be a statue
  115. Sep 10 15:49:04  Klark Eventually brings out a bit of greenery, in a bit of mud. "God I hope this works."
  116. Sep 10 15:50:43 <Turfmancer> Katy nods reassuringly, "It will. And for the finishing touches!"
  117. Sep 10 15:51:16 <Turfmancer> 1d20+5
  118. Sep 10 15:51:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Turfmancer, 1d20+5: 19 [1d20=14]
  119. Sep 10 15:51:24 <Klark> Attempts to force life into the little plant making it grow larger, giving it a shape to fill out...
  120. Sep 10 15:51:26 <Klark> 1d20+10
  121. Sep 10 15:51:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+10: 23 [1d20=13]
  122. Sep 10 15:52:36  Molly leans forward, adjusting her glasses.
  123. Sep 10 15:52:44 <DamienLunas> you work together and quicky begin to form your creation!
  124. Sep 10 15:54:06 <Turfmancer> "Landorus!" She proclaims, letting the final details fall into place
  125. Sep 10 15:54:23 <DamienLunas> Tada~
  126. Sep 10 15:54:35 <DamienLunas> A manly rock and clay statue of landorus rests on the stage!
  127. Sep 10 15:54:43 <Molly> Okay, so you guys made a rock statue with like... plants as the hair?
  128. Sep 10 15:55:03  Klark Adjusts a bit of the treetailthing with just the barest bit of his tounge sticking out.
  129. Sep 10 15:55:26 <Turfmancer> (The plant is the tail)
  130. Sep 10 15:55:29 <Klark> (Statue of Lando with his tail being made out of living plantlife)
  131. Sep 10 15:55:40 <Molly> "...Hm."
  132. Sep 10 15:56:03 <Molly> "Passable I guess."
  133. Sep 10 15:57:00  Saru cheers for them.
  134. Sep 10 15:57:16 <DamienLunas> a lot of the crowd seems impressed!
  135. Sep 10 15:57:29  Klark Grins and hugs Katy "We did it!"
  136. Sep 10 15:57:33 <DamienLunas> Real living plantlife is a rarity after all... and Landorus is a revered symbol of manliness.
  137. Sep 10 15:57:47 <Turfmancer> She hugs back, and grins, "Alright, now where do they want this?"
  138. Sep 10 15:58:57 <DamienLunas> "Just... over there is fine."
  139. Sep 10 15:59:02 <Molly> "I mean, it's a better show of talent than fishpuns, it's thematic, and.. tch." she begrudgingly writes something down in the scores.
  140. Sep 10 15:59:53 <Molly> It seems she can't quite find a way to diss the statue, so she shuts up.
  141. Sep 10 16:00:24 <Turfmancer> Katy backs up and lifts the statue with her terrakinesis, with Klark if it's too heavy alone
  142. Sep 10 16:00:30 <DamienLunas> for the next act, Nina, the cantina owner, tries a yodeling act
  143. Sep 10 16:01:18 <Saru> "Hooray Nina!"
  144. Sep 10 16:01:23  Molly grits her teeth in frustration. "Christ, my ears."
  145. Sep 10 16:01:41 <Molly> she mumbles.
  146. Sep 10 16:05:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20+4
  147. Sep 10 16:05:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+4: 10 [1d20=6]
  148. Sep 10 16:05:44 <DamienLunas> yeah, it was a pretty mediocre act :B
  149. Sep 10 16:05:46  Molly eventually hits the buzzer. "Alright, alright, enough! Yes, I admit, shattering glass with your voice is a talent now just please STOP."
  150. Sep 10 16:05:56 <DamienLunas> Anyway...
  151. Sep 10 16:06:00 <DamienLunas> a few more acts come and go
  152. Sep 10 16:06:01 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  153. Sep 10 16:06:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 5 [1d100=5]
  154. Sep 10 16:06:07 <Arthur> (oh my)
  155. Sep 10 16:06:40 <DamienLunas> but... none of them seem to be as grandstanding as katy and klark's
  156. Sep 10 16:06:51 <DamienLunas> although Hogan's Moustache Gun invention does raise a few eyebrows
  157. Sep 10 16:07:09 <Arthur> (aaaaaa)
  158. Sep 10 16:07:26 <Saru> (outstanding. grandstanding is something else.)
  159. Sep 10 16:07:57 <DamienLunas> (whatever :B)
  160. Sep 10 16:08:30 <DamienLunas> Anyway, Molly confers with her fellow judges
  161. Sep 10 16:08:34 <DamienLunas> which seem to be a mankey
  162. Sep 10 16:08:35 <DamienLunas> and a rock.
  163. Sep 10 16:08:45 <Turfmancer> (Rocks have lots of good advice)
  164. Sep 10 16:08:52 <Turfmancer> (You should listen to them once in a while)
  165. Sep 10 16:09:09  Saru totally believes the mankey would be an excellent judge.
  166. Sep 10 16:09:10  Molly takes this completely seriously.
  167. Sep 10 16:10:17 <DamienLunas> "Oooh ee oo oo"
  168. Sep 10 16:10:33 <DamienLunas> The mankey seems to have drawn a bunch of bannanas in steve's scorecard
  169. Sep 10 16:10:51 <DamienLunas> a little fish in Iona's
  170. Sep 10 16:11:01 <Turfmancer> (Bananas are good)
  171. Sep 10 16:11:12 <DamienLunas> a big scribble in hogan's
  172. Sep 10 16:11:28 <Molly> "Hm."
  173. Sep 10 16:11:31 <DamienLunas> and a picture of grover cleveland in Katy and Klark's.
  174. Sep 10 16:11:35 <Arthur> (Did hogan grow the mankey a moustache)
  175. Sep 10 16:11:48 <Klark> (Grover Cleveland?)
  176. Sep 10 16:11:57 <Kit> (from Family Guy, right?)
  177. Sep 10 16:12:01 <Molly> "I sense favoritism." she accuses the Mankey.
  178. Sep 10 16:12:03 <Turfmancer> (So manly)
  179. Sep 10 16:12:05 <Arthur> (:I)
  180. Sep 10 16:12:07 <Saru> (I think the president)
  181. Sep 10 16:12:09 <Arthur> (the president, kit.)
  182. Sep 10 16:12:11 <Molly> http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/grover-cleveland.jpg
  183. Sep 10 16:12:11 <Kit> (hmmm)
  184. Sep 10 16:12:11 <Turfmancer> (THE PRESIDENT KIT)
  185. Sep 10 16:12:13 <Turfmancer> (FFFFF)
  186. Sep 10 16:12:19 <DamienLunas> "OKEEE! OKEEEE!"
  187. Sep 10 16:12:25 <DamienLunas> it pounds the table angrily
  188. Sep 10 16:12:34 <Kit> (oh, sorry, the Cleveland from the shop is more memormable to me :B)
  189. Sep 10 16:12:39 <Kit> (show*)
  190. Sep 10 16:12:47 <Kit> (god I suck at typing tonight)
  191. Sep 10 16:13:04  Molly sighs. "Very well."
  192. Sep 10 16:14:59 <Klark> "Huh. Monkey Judge."
  193. Sep 10 16:15:45  Molly clears her throat and stands up.
  194. Sep 10 16:17:46 <Molly> "The judges have tallied their scores. In third place, Iona and her cascade of puns."
  195. Sep 10 16:18:42 <Molly> "In second place, Hogan and his ridiculous but rather manly mustache-growing gun. And in first..."
  196. Sep 10 16:18:47 <Turfmancer> "Deluge of puns." Katy whispers
  197. Sep 10 16:18:48 <Molly> "Klark Dosu and Katy William."
  198. Sep 10 16:19:09 <Turfmancer> She turns and hugs Klark, "Haha yes!"
  199. Sep 10 16:19:13 <Molly> "With their statue of Landorus."
  200. Sep 10 16:19:30 <Molly> "Congratulations for not letting this event be a complete travesty."
  201. Sep 10 16:19:42  Molly sits back down.
  202. Sep 10 16:20:04 <DamienLunas> the Mankey starts grooming Molly's hair.
  203. Sep 10 16:20:09  Klark Picks Katy up in a huge Bearhug and twirls her around!
  204. Sep 10 16:21:10 <Molly> Hope: "HAHA YEAH! WAY TO GO, GUYS!"
  205. Sep 10 16:21:34 <DamienLunas> Klark gets...
  206. Sep 10 16:21:40 <DamienLunas> 1d17
  207. Sep 10 16:21:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d17: 3 [1d17=3]
  208. Sep 10 16:21:54 <Turfmancer> (How appropriate)
  209. Sep 10 16:22:03 <DamienLunas> (?)
  210. Sep 10 16:22:09 <Molly> Molly doesn't seem to react to the Mankey.
  211. Sep 10 16:22:11 <Turfmancer> (Flying type)
  212. Sep 10 16:22:21 * Molly is now known as Hope
  213. Sep 10 16:22:30 <DamienLunas> (>implying not fighting)
  214. Sep 10 16:23:28 <Saru> "Go Klark! Go Katy!"
  215. Sep 10 16:23:56 <DamienLunas> klark gets a Brick Break TM! Autographed by Brick Break!
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