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- [10:55:59] <~castfromhp> Hey zoof what will you do if I roll a character in Visiwa whose sole goal in life is to woo Biribi- I mean Garcia?
- [10:56:46] <zoofPhone> be disapointed. :(
- [10:58:41] <~castfromhp> Why? :<
- [11:01:54] <zoofPhone> mostly exageration cause i know you wouldnt actually
- [11:01:59] <~castfromhp> Okay okay zoof what if I collab with the rest of the players and the whole PC team is guys who want to woo the Elemental Regalia?
- [11:02:11] <~castfromhp> And set up an entire mirrored structure to the team
- [11:02:27] <~castfromhp> Wouldn't I?
- [11:02:38] <@Botherer> Why do you insist on provoking zoof so?
- [11:03:03] <zoofPhone> maybe im mistaken
- [11:03:44] <~castfromhp> Or what if the whole PC team is lesbians with the same goal?
- [11:03:58] <zoofPhone> just seemed you were getting 'full' of shounen stuff and this, while not exactly what ya meant is in a similar vein
- [11:04:17] <~castfromhp> I'm just being silly. :V
- [11:04:58] <~castfromhp> After harassing you for waifus, I feel obligated to prod you about said waifus.
- [11:05:16] <zoofPhone> oh. sorry its hard to tell sometimes @.@
- [11:05:40] <~castfromhp> Do you think I'd actually write a character whose sole goal in life is to make Misaka their waifu?
- [11:05:44] <~castfromhp> ....Okay don't answer that.
- [11:05:58] : ~castfromhp whistles
- [11:06:18] <zoofPhone> i think we both know the answer to that is yes
- [11:06:25] <~castfromhp> Nyoro~n
- [11:07:35] <zoofPhone> in all seriousness, itd surprise me as a sole motivation. but i dunno if my lewdar is pinging yet
- [11:13:10] <Plutonis> haha
- [11:16:31] <~castfromhp> zoof yfw my character is http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=116645
- [11:16:46] <~castfromhp> (have I mentioned something before about using animu characters for portraits? I think I have :3)
- [11:16:52] <Anise> have you
- [11:17:06] <~castfromhp> Anise do you not remember that thing I made in Oran?
- [11:17:15] <Anise> no?
- [11:17:23] <~castfromhp> hold on
- [11:17:51] <zoofPhone> i dont really mind the jokes off it
- [11:18:19] <zoofPhone> specially in this case cause it was intentional
- [11:18:28] <~castfromhp> okay so some context do you remember that Raven's portrait was Suou from Darker than Black and Barkeep's was Kotetsu from T&B?
- [11:18:36] <Anise> okay
- [11:18:37] <zoofPhone> i got no idea if the thundercocks arent original art
- [11:18:56] <~castfromhp> http://i.imgur.com/9tanv.gif
- [11:19:13] <Anise> I do remember that
- [11:19:51] <~castfromhp> I am a horrible.
- [11:19:51] <~castfromhp> :D
- [11:19:52] <BlendedSolosis> at once, it was… fairly little to it being this horrible.
- [11:20:03] <zoofPhone> tbh i expected more about gigi
- [11:20:17] <~castfromhp> Gigi is lewd and should put on pants
- [11:20:21] <zoofPhone> sisters i didnt think anyone would comment on atm
- [11:20:38] <~castfromhp> You stole Ammy's name. Ammy gonna stab you in your sleep now.
- [11:20:41] <zoofPhone> she is wearing khaki shorts under there i swear
- [11:21:02] <~castfromhp> Geomancers are lewd.
- [11:21:19] <Anise> is not
- [11:21:20] <~castfromhp> I bet Theta would wear that outfit.
- [11:21:21] <Anise> are not
- [11:27:37] <~castfromhp> Also a brief search of geomancer pics on the boorus has indicated to me Japan prefers not to think she wears khaki shorts under there.
- [11:29:35] <zoofPhone> well
- [11:29:38] <Firespitter> geamancer who?
- [11:29:52] <zoofPhone> yes that is true and i had a hard time finding nonpantsu
- [11:30:02] <zoofPhone> but this isnt kanto
- [11:30:07] <zoofPhone> its visiwa
- [11:30:13] <zoofPhone> nigguh
- [11:30:30] <~castfromhp> Can my character be from Kanto and own hug pillows of the whole team?
- [11:30:39] <Plutonis> eh
- [11:30:41] <zoofPhone> and this ammy is nothing like storymoe
- [11:30:42] <Plutonis> Visiwa
- [11:30:43] <Plutonis> meh
- [11:30:53] <~castfromhp> YOU'RE meh Plutonis
- [11:31:02] <Plutonis> meeh
- [11:31:05] <~castfromhp> And yes I know. Storymoe will stab you in your sleep for taking her name though.
- [11:32:05] <~castfromhp> I'm not sure about your silly DotA reference sisters, but I'm 100% positive there is dakimakura art for geomancer and Biribiri zoof. :V
- [11:32:06] <zoofPhone> plutomeh
- [11:32:30] <zoofPhone> rats you noticed
- [11:32:32] <zoofPhone> the gig is up
- [11:32:58] <~castfromhp> I just went to the ones that were easier to make LEWD jokes about.
- [11:34:35] <~castfromhp> The problem is Japan doesn't give a shit aobut DotA so I can't even scour the boorus for the obvious lesbians joke.
- [11:35:33] <~castfromhp> You have foiled me for now.
- [11:35:39] <Plutonis> there are a shittton of LoL fanart tho
- [11:35:42] <zoofPhone> i was hoping people wouldnt immediately realize that one but i suck at surprises
- [11:35:53] <Anise> au au au
- [11:36:06] <Anise> someone tell me how to win magical burst
- [11:36:08] <zoofPhone> and the answer to your search is reddit and 4chans dota2 communities
- [11:36:14] <zoofPhone> there is somuch lina art
- [11:36:21] <zoofPhone> somuchmoe
- [11:36:50] <~castfromhp> But is it lewd lesbians?
- [11:37:56] <zoofPhone> i cant claim to have seen any siscest pics
- [11:38:06] <~castfromhp> Anyway if you were wondering about the Thundercocks, Shawyun is from Air Gear and Thomas is from Gintama, as far as their portraits go.
- [11:38:16] <zoofPhone> really. huh.
- [11:38:32] <zoofPhone> they were marked as original OOPS
- [11:38:49] <~castfromhp> http://www.new-anime.com/images/air-gear_2.jpg
- [11:39:59] <zoofPhone> but yeah simply finding those sisters in the same pic can be tricky
- [11:40:07] <~castfromhp> Thomas Gelzer hug pillow pic: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19500000/Hijikata-Toshirou_-hijikata-toshiro-19552774-352-494.jpg
- [11:40:11] <zoofPhone> i found a really funny one though
- [11:40:13] <~castfromhp> Can my character have that IC?
- [11:41:46] <~castfromhp> As far as I can tell, Ben's portrait is original, even if there's some resemblence to Kotetsu.
- [11:44:01] <zoofPhone> my god that pillow is terriblr
- [11:44:05] <~castfromhp> hahaha
- [11:44:06] <~castfromhp> Oh oh
- [11:44:15] <~castfromhp> The PCs should make a team themed off of FFT
- [11:44:27] <~castfromhp> And aggressively try to recruit Gigi and/or be resentful that she's not part of their team.
- [11:44:53] <zoofPhone> there is a lot of hilarity here you wouldnt get yet
- [11:45:06] <~castfromhp> Modern day white mage: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1275587/1girl-bag-blonde_hair-blush_stickers-contemporary-
- [11:45:27] <~castfromhp> And of course Valdis too. Why isn't she part of TEAM FFT?
- [11:45:43] <~castfromhp> God damnit Danbooru why are the rest of your white mages so lewd?
- [11:46:56] <Plutonis> they be lewder on pixiv
- [11:47:18] <~castfromhp> I actually like this white mage pic a lot though: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1061305/1girl-black_eyes-black_legwear-blonde_hair-boots-f
- [11:48:10] <zoofPhone> i wasnt really going for an fft theme but the art worked
- [11:48:20] <zoofPhone> its a funny observation though
- [11:48:22] <~castfromhp> http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1031050/1girl-blonde_hair-boots-bow-braid-final_fantasy-fi
- [11:48:30] <zoofPhone> might play off it more
- [11:48:42] <~castfromhp> http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/974833/-axe-blonde_hair-braid-final_fantasy-final_fantasy
- [11:49:53] <~castfromhp> Zoof I want to start with a shiny yellow one-headed Doduo.
- [11:50:04] <@Botherer> That doesn't even make any sense! How old is that girl supposed to even b-...
- [11:50:21] <~castfromhp> botherer which one are you commenting on?
- [11:50:39] <Leen> I'll let you catch that whole 'sense' thing on your own
- [11:50:51] <@Botherer> The one just walking around with the giant axe all nonchalant
- [11:50:59] <@Botherer> She looks EIGHT.
- [11:51:16] <~castfromhp> White Mages can use huge weapons. Deal with it.
- [11:51:17] <BlendedSolosis> is white mages
- [11:51:22] <Leen> The best part is the one before that makes less sense STAFFS AND ALL
- [11:51:23] <Plutonis> welcome 2 anime
- [11:51:24] <Plutonis> faggot
- [11:51:31] <Leen> and yeah, is white mages
- [11:51:56] <zoofPhone> cast stop being silly there are no chocobos
- [11:52:34] <zoofPhone> just ice type mudkips
- [11:53:26] <~castfromhp> Can I start with a shiny minccino with a red pom pom hanging off an antenna off its head?
- [11:53:27] <zoofPhone> and poliwags
- [11:54:53] <zoofPhone> no
- [11:58:12] <Plutonis> hmmmhmm
- [11:58:13] <Plutonis> yes
- [11:58:13] <Plutonis> hmmmhmm
- [11:58:27] <Plutonis> hmmm can the minccino use a spear and ride a dodue
- [11:58:41] <~castfromhp> What about a maractus with its arms locked in an Egyptian pose?
- [11:59:03] * Anise pushes cast over
- [11:59:10] : ~castfromhp falls
- [11:59:12] <~castfromhp> ;o;
- [12:00:30] <zoofPhone> i dont even
- [12:00:52] <~castfromhp> Fire-shifted Koffing
- [12:02:23] <~castfromhp> Uhhh...poison-shifted carnivine with tons of tentacle eyes
- [12:03:25] * Read (Read@sux-5013A7E0.wlan.wireless-pennnet.upenn.edu) Quit (Quit: Read)
- [12:04:38] <zoofPhone> youve got better odds asking kain
- [12:05:04] <zoofPhone> you hugpillowbakahead
- [12:05:37] <Plutonis> i'll butt fuck you
- [12:06:57] <zoofPhone> whatever you say plutomeh
- [12:07:34] <~castfromhp> Can To Aru, FFT, Gintama, etc exist but be fanfics that got written about the pokemon trainers in Visiwa?
- [12:07:57] <~castfromhp> Kuroko for obvious self-insert by hormonal lesbian fangirl
- [12:09:47] <zoofPhone> ohgodwhat
- [12:10:28] <~castfromhp> Yeah. DotA's just a fangame that started when someone was dicking around and programming a simple game with the sisters in it. Other people started adding characters and the original joke was lost.
- [12:10:43] <~castfromhp> To Aru Kagaku no Railgun is a creepy lesbian fanfic by a hormonal fangirl.
- [12:11:02] <~castfromhp> Gintama is some guy's elaborate in-joke about how Thomas isn't the main character of his story but it turned out pretty funny anyway.
- [12:11:33] <~castfromhp> FFT was some Valdis fanboy wanting her to feature in some medieval epic, and he also had a massive hard-on for Gigi so he made an entire character class with her appearance.
- [12:11:59] <~castfromhp> I don't know enough about Air Gear to make an Air Gear joke, but I'm PRETTY SURE the MC of that show is pretty pants on head retarded because it's a shounen and that's a rule.
- [12:13:05] <~castfromhp> Zoof this is brilliance.
- [12:13:30] <zoofPhone> no comment
- [12:14:16] <~castfromhp> Awwwwww
- [12:14:17] <~castfromhp> :<
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