Summer BB Valentine's Scene

Guda:
....Mumu

Opening his eyes to a sweet premonition, it was just the usual scenery that he saw.

Guda:
Ha!? This development is...!

A familiar sense of deja vu wakes his body. Before he was turned into a fun plaything, he dashed out of his room.

BB:
Hai, you woke up quickly just 2 minutes earlier than usual! Good morning, senpai!
As expected of the hero which has experienced countless Valentines! You avoided BB-chan's forced summoning, oh you~!
As a heroine, it's painful to have the BB Channel I put all my effort in just to be ignored though...
I've been preparing that programme from quite a while back... well, the studio itself was created with just a snap of the fingers, but...
Even though I was so motivated.... spending so much time on it...
Because I'm... a dark heroine... because I'm a girl who'll resort to drastic measures when worried...

Guda:
...Is that so...

...He seems to have done something a bit bad.
Although she's usually a cheerful, strong and illogical girl, he already knows that at her core, she is a [single-minded girl].
Because of her capricious pranks, he might have kept her company not just once or twice, but many times.

BB:
Just kidding, no matter how harshly I'm ignored, I can totally cope☆
No matter the pain, I can recover quickly. That's what BB-chan's good at!
Rather than that, it's Valentine's, senpai. Today is an important day for girls, so...
Here's a special treat! BB-chan will tell you about her secrets, no matter what it is~!

Guda:
But that's not chocolate!?

BB:
I'm not giving you any chocolate! BB-chan's taking a more unique approach of attack!
In the first place, you've already gotten heaps of that, so you should already be tired of it already, right? Sometimes heart-pounding is necessary too.
So, go ahead and ask away. It's fine if you ask about things you were too afraid to ask before, you know?

Guda:
Then... what's with that Noble Phantasm of yours?

He voices something he's been questioning for some time. It's because the necessity of a swimsuit couldn't be felt at all.

BB:
Ehh! Isn't my Noble Phantasm cute! It's a refreshing moon-side trip, you know!?
Certainly, it doesn't really feel related enough to water! It doesn't look like a swimsuit! It's big in many ways!
But it's fine, that's my Noble Phantasm.
Everyone only makes a fuss about the sea or the mountains when it comes to summer, but ghost stories and horror are a part of it too!
Hmmph, if no one doesn't want to do it, then I'll have to!

Guda:
Is that so...

A longstanding mystery has been solved. It seems that it was based properly on her own beliefs.
But, to say that it's horror...

Guda:
What is that [Evil God]?

BB:
--------.

With a gulp, he swallowed his lukewarm saliva.
The pheasant would not be shot but for its cries.
As if possessed, he asked that question, which would have let him pass his time in peaceful ignorance if it had remained unasked.

BB:
That's right. To put it simply, you could call it a "game of make-believe"?
BB-chan's Heroine Tree has a lot of skill trees like the [Obedient and thoughtful kouhai-type BB-chan], the [Pure and at any rate cute BB-chan], the [Devilishly cute even after becoming a last boss BB-chan], and the [I want you to say my name at the end-type BB-chan].
But this time, the new tree called [Evil God-type BB-chan] was awakened, and min-maxed entirely in that direction, that's all. Teehee☆
It's something that's stacked bugs upon bugs, where the growth results have already been twisted!
Even though it's still essentially BB, the exterior is as different as that of a Fighter and a Mage, something like that.
Whether or not I'm obeying the Evil God, or the Evil God's obeying me.
Whether or not it's the Evil God happily play-acting as me, or I'm grinning and play-acting as the Evil God.
That's left up to the viewer to decide. If Master-san would like to think that way, then please go ahead♡
Ah, but---
If you're asking that question, then it's that, right? You're finally starting to be afraid of me, right?
Hehehe. Then should I get just a bit serious, I wonder...?

Guda:
That's not...

There shouldn't be any reason to be afraid. After all, the yardstick that is sanity is already,

BB:
That's right! Your unchanging affection really makes me happy!
But it's too bad, even though I received such a wonderful Love Call, it'll have to stop here for this time.
Oh, time passes so fast when you're having fun, as they say.... now then.
We would like the wise senpai to close their eyes at this stage.
Since my normal self would talk thoroughly about bad things, but not about really bad things---
If you press SKIP here, everything will end nicely, alright?
......
......
......
......
...You didn't press it? You didn't press it, right?
Well then, that'll be all for tonight. For everyone in front of rationality (the television), see you tomorrow!


***

Guda:
...........................

I turned off the outdated television. Wanting to feel the night breeze, I decided to go out.
There was no one in the lobby. Neither tourists nor hotel staff were anywhere to be seen.
The streets which looked like a festival every day were, too, devoid of anyone.
It was as if time had stopped on this night.

BB:
Mou, you're here alone again.
Even if there aren't any enemies around, it's dangerous.
Ah, could it be that you were thinking to attract my gaze by getting involved in something dangerous?
I'm not gonna fall for that~! Or rather, it's not effective on me~!
After all, I am always watching over Master-san at each and every second---
Me, the Moon's Super AI which administrates humanity's (your) health, the Great Evil BB-chan!

Guda:
---What do you think the health of humanity is?

Perhaps I was being influenced by the programme just now. So, I also asked the question that I had never spoken.

BB:
Hehe, hehehe, how strange! To think Master-san would ask that at this time!
[Something that continues at all times]. That is my definition of your health.
Now--- let's return to where you were? The future that awaits is only full of pain after all.
Turn your eyes away from the cruel reality, and bid goodbye to the cruel future.
Here, until the universe is filled up and dribbles over, let's continue to enjoy your vacation, alright?

Guda:
---That's---
---That's---

BB:
Hehehe. By the way, you've been saying [I], [I], but...
Just. Who. Are. You?

Guda:
---That's---

My consciousness fades. Delusions are always torn away from reality.
I painfully realize that there is little left that I can remember.
At the end.
I hear a woman's laughing voice.

***

Master in the Chocolate

A forbidden Valentine's chocolate from BB.

Straight from the sunny land, modelled after Luluhawa Island, it is an intricate chocolate that causes one to mistake it and cry out [It's as if it's reality (the real thing)!].
It is sweet, it is nothing but sweet, a conceptual space chocolate that melts your days away.

---Was the island made from the chocolate?
---Was the island made by the chocolate?

It is something that you, who are actually imprisoned, will never know.

The ever recurring vacation never ends, of visitors to the island there is not a single one, and whether it's in the past or in the future, there will not be a single chance to escape.