Day 1: Your first day at the academy. You are surprised to see a group of guardsmen
 entering the building. They are speaking to each other and seem to be talking
 about something. One of them notices you and points at you. You recognize him
 instantly
> "Can I help you gentlemen?"
(You are the captain of...
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 captain?
> smite the guards before their insanity spreads
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 captain is aThe captain i
> destroy the captain
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
You are insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane
> become insane
You become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane.
 Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become
 insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane. Become insane.
 Become insane. Become insane. Become insane
> manifest my insanity into reality
>The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.
The captain is insane.

NOTE: ^ The last > command I did not type.


> become sane again
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> find the king
>"When you find the king.
"The king is insane.
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 insane.You are insane....The king is insane

joe_buettner 3:32 PM
How did this become a cthulu insanity meter game?
dr 3:33 PM
I have no idea

>"When you find the king.
"The king is insane.
"As you find...THE KING IS IN"AThe king is insane.The king is insane.You are
 insane.You are insane....The king is insane
> strangle the king
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
You are insane.
The king is insane
> become a demon
> You kill the king.
> You the king.
> You the king.
>You the king.
You the king.
You the king.
You the king.
You the king.
You the king.
You the king.
You the king
> use my dark powers to make everyone in the world insane
>The king is insane.
You become a demon.
> use my dark powers to darken the sky
> You become the king.
> You become a demon.
> You become the king.
> You become a demon.
> You become a king.
> You become a demon.
> You become a king.
> You become a king
> become the king of demons
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king.
> You become a king
> set taxes to 100%
> the king is a tyrant.
>You raise taxes.
You raise taxes.
You raise taxes.
You raise taxes.