class asdf{
    public static void main(String args[]){
        //break a for-each style loop
        for(String x:args){
            if (x.equals("-p")) System.out.print("private mode enabled, ");
            else if (x.equals("-st")) System.out.print("stealth mode enabled, ");
            else if (x.equals("-s")) System.out.print("silly balls mode enabled, ");
            else if (x.equals("-franz")) System.out.print("we are going to tweak my nipples in france, ");
            else if (x.equals("-fart")) System.out.print("buuuurp, ");
        }

        System.out.println("tweaking complete.");
        System.out.print("LOADING[");

        for (int i=0; i<25; i++) {
            System.out.print("*");
            try { Thread.sleep(200); } catch (Exception e) { }
        }

        System.out.println("]");
        try { Thread.sleep(500); } catch (Exception e) { }
        System.out.println("LOADING complete! Taking over the world.");
    }
}