Naixoram talks about Burger King

Tuesday, October 10, 2017
7:42 PM - Naixoram: ok i'll keep this fucking shit short
7:42 PM - JayGee: before you start
7:42 PM - JayGee: i got to the point of which the world was getting invaded
7:42 PM - JayGee: gantz came out and gave the idol a version of kei
7:42 PM - JayGee: and that kei was sad he didnt have his plain gf
7:42 PM - JayGee: thats all i remember
7:42 PM - Naixoram: ok so
7:43 PM - Naixoram: the entire Gantz program was pretty much training niggas to fight the big bad aliens
7:43 PM - JayGee: this was like 10 years ago probably
7:43 PM - JayGee: yeah
7:43 PM - JayGee: where did they come from
7:43 PM - Naixoram: the gantz are just some illuminati government shit
7:43 PM - JayGee: ok
7:43 PM - JayGee: so do the aliums win
7:43 PM - Naixoram: no
7:43 PM - JayGee: they seemed hopelessly outmatched
7:44 PM - Naixoram: so the giant ass aliens come down and start fucking shit up
7:44 PM - Naixoram: and they're rounding up and collecting humans because the civilian nigga aliens keep them as pets
7:44 PM - Naixoram: so kei and shit sneak their way in and they're in the mothership or some shit
7:44 PM - Naixoram: then everyone in Gantz launches some giant assault on the core or something i don't fucking remember
7:45 PM - Naixoram: Nishi got revived and he goes full edgelord and tries to kill Kei
7:45 PM - Naixoram: and holds his shitty fat girlfriend hostage
7:45 PM - Naixoram: oh right and there's the fucking esper dudes and shit
7:45 PM - Naixoram: they fucking die
7:46 PM - Naixoram: a bunch of shit happens that i don't remember and they're in space on the alien ship and everyone is celebrating because they won and shit
7:46 PM - Naixoram: and one of the american dudes fucks one of the giant aliens in front of her giant alien bf
7:46 PM - Naixoram: full on cucks the dude
7:46 PM - JayGee: lmao
7:46 PM - JayGee: i wanna see that panel
7:46 PM - Naixoram: then some other shit happens and kei and shit meet God
7:46 PM - Naixoram: literal God
7:47 PM - Naixoram: he's the giant ass fucking thing and changes his face to famous people
7:47 PM - Naixoram: like Hitler
7:47 PM - Naixoram: he then revives the Lara Croft tiddy girl and the basic bitch girl from the start
7:47 PM - Naixoram: and Kei and the other dude have a touching moment before HitlerGod explodes them into a puddle of goop and guts
7:48 PM - Naixoram: just to show that he can
7:48 PM - Naixoram: then some other shit happens and the alien ship is gonna crash into the earth
7:48 PM - Naixoram: because they're in space and shit
7:49 PM - Naixoram: and for some reason i don't remember they need to kill the strongest baddest toughest alien motherfucker in 1 on 1 combat so God will teleport them out and save everyone and shit
7:49 PM - Naixoram: or something
7:49 PM - JayGee: this already sounds awful
7:49 PM - Naixoram: so some niggas get fucked up and Kei goes in and fights him because he's the protagonist and shit
7:49 PM - Naixoram: then he wins and they get teleported and they wash up ashore and Kei's gf comes and hugs him and the other dude's brother comes and hugs him and it's all a big happy ending
7:49 PM - Naixoram: and everyone on earth is clapping and cheering
7:49 PM - Naixoram: the end
7:50 PM - JayGee: wow
7:50 PM - Naixoram: it's been a long ass time and i've missed a lot of shit
7:50 PM - Naixoram: don't bother reading the end because it's fucking trash
7:50 PM - Naixoram: his latest manga is also fucking trash too
7:50 PM - Naixoram: im gonna hit up burger king