Eng Sex Guaranteed

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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<i>Let's go.</i>

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<i>Oh, you're jumping?
That's a good jump.</i>

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<i>Get the ball, sweetie.
Get it. Get the ball!</i>

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<i>You wanna play with your brother?</i>

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<i>Yeah, babe. See,
come play with Kevin.</i>

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<i>Wait, uh, don't you
hit your brother.</i>

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<i>Come on, Kev.</i>

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Picture this.

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A warehouse, about 20000 square
feet. Windows along the side.

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Looks like an ordinary warehouse.

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Until you get closer.

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And all you see are heads.

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Heads?

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What kinda heads you talking about?

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Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads.
Heads drifting in and out of the windows.

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- A projection of heads?
- Like a jumbo tron?

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No, real heads. Heads defying gravity.

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There are heads everywhere.
Everyone's having fun.

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Good genuine fun.

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Trampoline world.

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The first of its kind in
the state of Louisiana.

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Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?

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See, you take the hammer
and you take the nail,

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you just swing the hammer.

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And then when all the
nails are in, we get paid.

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And then we get to go home.

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Kev, I want to ask you a question.

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You think grown ass adults
from Louisiana are gonna come

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to a building full of
trampolines and jump around?

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Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst
the fastest growing sports in America.

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Well, so is obesity.

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No offense, brother,
but... you need to get laid.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't
done any fucking since the incident?

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No.

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Why did you have to go
bring up the incident?

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I didn't bring up the incident.

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All right, that's fucking...
Let's get off my goddamn roof.

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We just got here.

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Where do you wanna go eat?

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I think I'm gonna go to a titty bar.

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Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?

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Just give me a minute.

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You know, you gotta
forget about Angie, man.

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Maybe the boys are right. Maybe
you gotta get back out there.

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And get laid.

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Why don't you fuck a nurse?

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I know this nurse, she works at Tulane.

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- Give her a call.
- No, I don't want to fuck the nurse.

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Nurses like to fuck.

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I'm not interested. Can we
talk about something else?

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Listen, it's time for you
to get back in the game.

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I am in the game.

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I'm just not having sex.

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You're really starting
to fucking worry me, pal.

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There's no curse. You're not cursed.

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Yo, Kevin, got like a medusa dick.

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You can't look directly into the
eye or it'll turn you into stone.

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You can't let one girl ruin
your whole goddamn life, Kevin.

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Oh, shit.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Fuck. God. God, you're
so fucking stupid, Kevin.

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That apron suits you. You should keep it.

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Oh. And please, take whatever you
like from the Le Creuset stuff.

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In fact...

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Stupid Kevin.

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You're doing okay there, Senor?

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Oh, hey.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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They don't mind if we take the sodas?

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- No, it's cool.
- Oh, that's nice.

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Thanks.

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No problem.

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Guys giving you a hard time up there?

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Who? Oh!

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No.

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What do you think her name is?

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I was gonna go with Muriel or... or Sasha

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You think Sasha's married?

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Uh... yeah.

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Maybe, yeah. I don't know.

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One thing I can tell you about catering...

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some of these girls
really know how to party.

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Whoa!

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You just got a smile.

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What?

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- No. I don't think so.
- You did.

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- I saw her, man.
- No.

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Mmm.

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Juicy.

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So, is this guy an asshole?

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What guy?

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Uh, the guy, whose house this is.

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What makes you say that?

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Well, he's got a chair
in the shape of a hand.

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You don't like the chair.

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The only one who has enough
money to buy joke furniture is...

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probably an asshole.

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It wasn't meant to be funny.

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Oh, shit. I'm sorry. No, you...
you have a really great house.

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What's your name?

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- Kevin.
- What do you say, Kev?

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Call me Hank.

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You should come to my party tonight.

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There's gonna be a lot of women here
and... a lot of these ladies are...

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they'd be high on narcotics.

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Oh. No, I'm good.

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Are you? Are you good?

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You're okay.

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- Shit.
- Hey!

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Party starts at eight. Hope to see you.

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Oh, and... if you want
the hand chair, it's yours.

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Oh, I don't know...

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- I mean, I feel sad for him.
- What does he do?

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- Huh?
- What is he doing up there?

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He's a roofer. He's roofing
up on the house, you know?

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And he wasn't, he was a nice guy.

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I mean, I didn't get to talk to him, but...

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He shouldn't be giving people roofies, man.

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Show me that cork trick again.

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He showed you like 30 times.

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It takes brains, bro.

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Whatever. At least I don't
think my fucking dick is cursed.

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What did I say? I don't
wanna talk about it.

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Why? Just tell us, come on.

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He sounds like an idiot
when he talks about it.

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No, because every time I even think
about sex, something bad happens.

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And you bring up Angie today,

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and I nearly take off my thumb
with a fucking claw hammer.

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- Let me see, let me see that.
- My dick is cursed, end of story.

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Listen, you had a string
of bad luck, right?

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Your dick's not fucking cursed, okay?

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I don't know. Maybe if I
just stopped fucking around...

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you know, make me...
maybe she'll take me back.

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What?

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Okay. Let's just get back to
the curse of the wretched dick.

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So, you think it's possessed,

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or is it surrounded by,
like, paranormal activity?

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Such a good looking kid.

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He swears off sex.

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Man, that's a crime against nature.

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Are you still talking
about the fucking roofer?

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Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?

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You know what a fucking coke loop is, man?

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You're like a hamster in a wormhole.

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I can't, I just, I can't
hear it anymore, Hank.

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I'm going insane.

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I've just had a revelation of magnitude.

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Oh, Carl, this is big. Can you see how big?

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It's pretty fucking big.

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I'm gonna get this kid laid.

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This is... This is fate!

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I have to get this kid laid.

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You're damn straight, you do.

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I can see it so clearly.

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You're gonna fucking go down as
one of the greats. I'm telling you.

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Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?

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Fuck, are you kidding me?

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- If you told everyone to leave their phone here...
- Where's my phone?

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Oh, I gotta find him!

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You're kidding, right?

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It's too much responsibility.
I can't deal with that.

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Steve! Steve, we're late.

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Kevin, relax! I'm coming.

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Nice outfit.

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- Haven't seen that since first light Communion.
- Better than shorts.

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- Why?
- It's a business meeting.

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It's Ted! He knows us.

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I don't want him going around
telling Angie we're some kind of joke.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!

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You gotta stop stressing out
about this Angie thing, you know?

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I mean, it's been over a year.

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It's been nine months.

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Close enough.

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Okay, so... Trampoline world.

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We'll have six four-by-four
rebounders over there,

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and two six-by-six on that
base in the back there.

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Kids jumping everywhere.

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3D dodgeball.

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Isn't all dodgeball 3D?

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Um, 4D dodgeball.

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Do people really wanna go trampolining?

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Ah, trampolining is one of the
fastest growing sports in America.

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Funny, I guess I missed the
Trampoline Superbowl last year.

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Sorry, that's in poor taste.

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Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?

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But he really never was
very good at math either.

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Look, what I'm trying to say
is y'all's numbers don't add up.

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You see, what happens to Trampoline world

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if you don't make your nut
for the first two months, hmm?

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You shut her down?

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- Well, no, we just...
- No? So...

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how do you make payroll?

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How about you just come in for ten?

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Ten thousand?

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I could do that.

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What happens to my ten if you
don't sell the other shares?

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Got anything, Steve?

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No. I lose it.

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Just what I thought.

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I just don't get it.

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Sorry, I'm out.

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- Why didn't you jump in?
- Honestly...

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I don't get the plan myself.

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You should go on a vacation or something.

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Costa Rica, Palm Beach would be nice.

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I mean, maybe right now is not the
right time for Trampoline world.

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I mean, it might be the right
idea, just not the right time.

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Well, it has to be.

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Huh?

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I already put down the deposit.

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A deposit? With what?

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To knock down the house.

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Kevin, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

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Did you even read this thing?

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It's a lien.

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It's a fucking six month term.

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- Dude, you'll lose your fucking home.
- Not...

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if Trampoline world succeeds.

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Trampolines. Are you kidding me?

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Seriously though, the female fruit bat,

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she licks the male's cock
while they're having sex.

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How is that even possible?

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She bends. The female
fruit bat is very bendy.

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Well, but, isn't the tip
already up inside her?

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She doesn't lick the head, jackass.

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She licks the shaft, makes him fuck longer.

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Well, wouldn't that make it shorter?

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Apparently not for a fruit bat.

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- Hello?
- <i>Hey, it's me. It's Hank.</i>

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- Oh. Hey, Hank.
- <i>You missed my party, man.</i>

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Yeah, uh, sorry about
that. Something uh, came up.

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<i>I wanna do something</i>

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- I can't understand.
- <i>I'm talking sex guaranteed, man.</i>

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- What's "text guaranteed?"
- <i>Not text, sex.</i>

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Oh, sex.

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I'm here with this amazing
creature. She's called Zade.

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She's amazing.

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Now, Zade... wants to have sex with you.

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<i>What, is she desperate?</i>

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No, she's not desperate,
okay? This is her job.

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<i>Oh, no, I'm not having
sex with a hooker.</i>

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She's not a prostitute, okay?

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She's... She's like a...

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an expert. Um...

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Let's say... a sexpert.

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She's just got a lot of
sex-pertise, you know what I mean?

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Oh, uh, that's nice of you, man.
But, that's not really my thing.

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00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:32,461
Oh, come on, man. Relax!

250
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,795
This is real intimacy.

251
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:39,164
And frankly, it sounds like you need it.

252
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,100
Uh, I don't understand what you mean.

253
00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:45,303
Think of her like a chef. Like, you know,
a chef, that comes to somebody's house,

254
00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:47,773
cooks up a meal, but just for you.

255
00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:51,076
And this chef makes a
thousand dollars an hour.

256
00:13:51,078 --> 00:13:53,781
- A thousand dollars?
- Just... listen to me.

257
00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:57,151
This is fate calling, Kevin.

258
00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:00,985
Drop the hammer, get off the roof,

259
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:03,889
and get your fucking ass to my party.

260
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,961
Yo, Kev, what the hell
is "sex guaranteed," man?

261
00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:12,364
That guy Hank just called me and invited
me over to have sex with a hooker.

262
00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,499
- Can you believe that?
- A prostitute?

263
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,637
He's out of his mind. I'm
not having sex with a hooker.

264
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,573
Hookers don't count.

265
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,606
- Everyone counts.
- Not hookers.

266
00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:24,078
It's not the same another
girl. They're a subset.

267
00:14:25,078 --> 00:14:26,448
So, what was the thousand dollars about?

268
00:14:27,515 --> 00:14:28,947
I guess that's how much she costs.

269
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:30,448
A day?

270
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,716
I think an hour.

271
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,152
Oh, you gotta do it.

272
00:14:33,154 --> 00:14:34,919
That'd be like fucking a professor of sex.

273
00:14:34,921 --> 00:14:37,523
She's gonna know more shit than
you've ever even thought of.

274
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:42,260
It's gonna be like, like
caving with like a miner.

275
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,363
Nah, nah, he's right. This
could be good for you, Kevin.

276
00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:47,866
Just confront your fears.
This could break the curse.

277
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:50,101
Well, I'm not doing it. It's
just stupid, I'm going...

278
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,604
Oh, you're doing it.

279
00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:53,172
Man, and, dude might throw you some cash

280
00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:55,573
for you know, your
bouncing heads and what not.

281
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:59,513
Yeah, I mean I guess I could stop by, and
then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?

282
00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:02,615
I didn't say that shit.

283
00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:05,149
"I guess" No, no, no.
Do the fucking math, Kev.

284
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:08,921
It's a rich guy getting
fucked up in a goddamn mansion.

285
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,990
This is your investor.

286
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:12,493
Come on, we're going right now.

287
00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:17,199
I wanna go to the party.

288
00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:20,466
- That's a weird motherfucker.
- That is fucked up.

289
00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,034
Did we just not get invited to the party?

290
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,872
- I guess not.
- That's some bullshit.

291
00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:33,278
These are the rules of Egg fight.

292
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,980
Open hand strikes only.

293
00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:38,384
There will be no fists allowed.

294
00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:41,052
Should the egg crack on your mouth,

295
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,522
spit it out, stupid!

296
00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:45,557
Because you are the vanquished man.

297
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,530
All right. Commence!

298
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,642
You have offended me.

299
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,249
I think I'm gonna start with the
fastest growing stuff first and then move

300
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,183
into our big vision for the place.

301
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:15,754
Maybe you wanna play along a little bit
before, you know, you start asking for money.

302
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:18,823
Look, if I grab the whole
investment block here today,

303
00:16:18,825 --> 00:16:21,225
I mean, I can take Angie to the
place, I could show her the lease...

304
00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:23,928
Forget about Angie. This is about money.

305
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:27,298
If this guy wants to get you
laid, then let him get you laid.

306
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,268
You gotta do whatever this guy wants,

307
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,273
so that he will give you the money.

308
00:16:33,974 --> 00:16:35,509
It's a logical investment.

309
00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:39,814
I know it is.

310
00:16:41,515 --> 00:16:43,148
Just go in there and have sex.

311
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,515
I'm not having sex, Steve.

312
00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:46,620
Go on, get the fuck out of here.

313
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,589
Be a man.

314
00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:56,864
Give me a min.

315
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,537
Hi. Um...

316
00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:05,371
I was invited by the owner of the house.

317
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:10,377
Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um...

318
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,400
I'm taking a shit, bro.

319
00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:35,937
Oh, um, sorry.

320
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:54,588
Go, go, go, go.

321
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:17,241
That's how you do it! That's how you do it!

322
00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,912
Get it!

323
00:18:19,914 --> 00:18:22,317
You looking at me crazy?
I'll fuck you up, mister.

324
00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:27,318
What do you say, Kevin? You made it, buddy.

325
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,088
I thought you might not show. Drink?

326
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,190
Yeah, sure.

327
00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:33,291
- Take a seat.
- This is the guy?

328
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:36,397
Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade.

329
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:40,434
Zade, this is Kevin.

330
00:18:44,871 --> 00:18:46,940
Hi. I'm Zade.

331
00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:50,878
- So, how's life, Kevin?
- Life's good.

332
00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:01,690
There you go, Kev.

333
00:19:02,255 --> 00:19:03,788
Try that.

334
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,557
You know that business
I was telling you about,

335
00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:08,326
yeah, it's... trampolining.

336
00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:10,996
Mmm. Jumping.

337
00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,931
You got a business model for
that? How do you monetize that?

338
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:16,769
Yeah. Um, trampolining is one of the
fastest growing sports in America.

339
00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:19,473
They have them in schools
now. It's huge in Asia.

340
00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:22,143
And how high do people get?

341
00:19:23,778 --> 00:19:26,545
Well, three footers average, but
professionals get a bit higher.

342
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:28,717
- They got all kinds of stuff.
- Like what?

343
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:32,550
Well, there's Sky Slam basketball.

344
00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:35,253
Foam pits, synchronized trampolining.

345
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,221
Synchronized trampolining?

346
00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:39,758
- There's synchronized trampolining.
- That's crazy.

347
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,426
Yeah, you just get two
trampolines side by side,

348
00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:45,130
with some athletes on
one and the other and...

349
00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:48,534
That's what you got there on the
metal section at the Olympics.

350
00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:50,769
Yeah, now we're in the rhythm, see?

351
00:19:51,905 --> 00:19:54,138
This is... this is great.

352
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,874
It feels pretty good.

353
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,442
- Yes!
- With weekend traffic,

354
00:19:57,444 --> 00:20:02,213
we expect 500, and with
an entry fee of $12.20,

355
00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:03,649
it's gonna be a real earner.

356
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:06,151
How many of these trampolines
have you got over at your place?

357
00:20:06,153 --> 00:20:10,355
And how many people can actually
synchronize at any one time?

358
00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:14,259
Oh, we're thinking of starting
with, you know, 30... 30 trampolines.

359
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,661
Ooh. Huh.

360
00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,395
I could actually take
you guys there right now.

361
00:20:17,397 --> 00:20:19,565
- Wait, wait, wait. No, let's do...
- What?

362
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,366
Let's do... on the count of three
and then we'll do like, a starjump.

363
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,435
- Okay.
- Okay.

364
00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:26,571
One, two, three.

365
00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:30,709
- Yeah.
- Sorry.

366
00:20:30,711 --> 00:20:33,511
Let me tell you something,
that is a terrible investment.

367
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:37,516
Kids... they're unreliable, fickle.

368
00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:42,019
- Think about the liability. What would happen to you?
- Carl, please. Come on, man.

369
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,158
He's speaking about his dream, his passion.

370
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:45,926
His passion.

371
00:20:47,228 --> 00:20:49,027
Right!

372
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:52,463
I want you to two to get to know each
other, have a little alone time, okay?

373
00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:56,367
Citizens, everybody! We're
all moving to the tennis court

374
00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:57,736
- right now.
- Tennis!

375
00:20:57,738 --> 00:20:59,938
- Whoa, we'll come with you.
- No, no, no, no.

376
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,807
Zade here, she's going to
make everything all right.

377
00:21:02,809 --> 00:21:03,811
Yeah, but...

378
00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:06,247
I want this to happen.

379
00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,313
Yeah.

380
00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:10,515
Wait a minute, how come
she can't come with?

381
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,188
Carl! Tennis court, man, come on!

382
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,193
Okay. Um...

383
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:23,798
- Hi again.
- Hi.

384
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,532
You guys head to the game room,

385
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:31,502
grab the rackets, I'll
meet you on the court.

386
00:21:31,504 --> 00:21:33,841
We got it. Hey, where are you going?

387
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,543
Putting on my whites.

388
00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:40,949
Do you wanna watch me touch myself?

389
00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:44,282
I'd fucking love to cum.

390
00:21:44,284 --> 00:21:46,653
I get really wet really quick.

391
00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:49,788
Um, that is cool.

392
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,559
Um, what do you like?

393
00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:53,161
I'll do anything.

394
00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:56,097
Want me to be someone, hmm?

395
00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:58,096
Who do you want me to be?

396
00:21:58,098 --> 00:22:00,768
It's not that. You don't understand, okay?

397
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,239
None of this was your fault.

398
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:10,211
I was broken and useless
before you left me.

399
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:13,915
It's like I don't even know how...

400
00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:17,117
regular people breathe anymore.

401
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,826
And I, I love you and I wanna, I wanna
thank you for being so patient with me

402
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,858
for so long.

403
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,461
- Ya!
- Ya!

404
00:22:29,463 --> 00:22:31,596
- Ya!
- Ya!

405
00:22:31,598 --> 00:22:35,334
There will be a lot of porking now.

406
00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:39,671
I will be shtupping you, oh ya!

407
00:22:39,673 --> 00:22:42,242
- Ya!
- Well, I've learned now...

408
00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:46,748
that I'm not good enough for you, Karen.

409
00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:49,716
Never was.

410
00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:55,857
Not even good enough
for this world anymore.

411
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,128
But for once...

412
00:23:03,463 --> 00:23:05,332
for once I'm gonna do the right thing.

413
00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:09,871
<i>Au revoir, cherie.</i>

414
00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:13,707
Au revoir.

415
00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:17,211
I like that.

416
00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:19,379
I like that a lot.

417
00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:21,749
Feel how wet I get.

418
00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:25,752
Yup. But, um...

419
00:23:28,989 --> 00:23:32,524
Look, you're so hot, okay?
It's not you, it's me.

420
00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:33,861
What do you want?

421
00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:36,230
You wanna get weird?

422
00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:39,367
No, I don't wanna get weird.

423
00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:44,568
I want to fuck you.

424
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:47,705
- Okay.
- I'm getting paid to fuck you.

425
00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:49,840
If I don't fuck you, I look bad,

426
00:23:49,842 --> 00:23:51,209
and this is a new gig for me,

427
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:53,444
so how about you just let me fuck you

428
00:23:53,446 --> 00:23:55,146
and we both go about our business.

429
00:23:55,148 --> 00:23:58,349
Look, obviously, I want
to, okay? You're beautiful.

430
00:23:58,351 --> 00:24:01,586
But, I'm on a hiatus right now.

431
00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:05,022
There's this other girl, okay?
Well, it's her hiatus, really.

432
00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:07,625
But I just... I'm not
having sex right now, okay?

433
00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:09,861
I'm, I'm happy to lie for you.

434
00:24:09,863 --> 00:24:12,300
- I'm a good salesman.
- Oh, fuck you.

435
00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:18,072
He won't fuck me, sorry Hank.

436
00:24:20,406 --> 00:24:21,839
I will fuck her.

437
00:24:21,841 --> 00:24:23,240
I actually don't.

438
00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:25,743
It'll make you feel better, Kevin, please.

439
00:24:25,745 --> 00:24:30,281
I'm not gonna beg him. We were having
fun before this asswipe showed up.

440
00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:32,584
I'm sorry, I'll go.

441
00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:35,554
You're not going! How's about that?

442
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,923
Kevin here wants to win his lady back

443
00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:40,826
and thinks that celibacy is the way to go.

444
00:24:40,828 --> 00:24:42,394
Not always the way, you know?

445
00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:45,529
Absolutely not! If you
really want her back,

446
00:24:45,531 --> 00:24:47,731
the first thing you should do is fuck me.

447
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:50,000
She makes a compelling argument, Kev.

448
00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:53,241
Why don't we just go somewhere
quiet so we can at least talk?

449
00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:01,913
Look, if I told you the reason I
don't wanna do it, you'd understand.

450
00:25:01,915 --> 00:25:04,749
No one's judging here. It's a house rule.

451
00:25:04,751 --> 00:25:07,320
This is a no-judgment zone, okay?

452
00:25:08,321 --> 00:25:09,456
It's personal. It's...

453
00:25:10,723 --> 00:25:12,092
I've got this problem...

454
00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:16,361
with my dick.

455
00:25:16,363 --> 00:25:19,834
- Is it a wart?
- No, it's not that kinda thing. It's...

456
00:25:21,835 --> 00:25:23,738
It's like my dick is cursed.

457
00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:25,836
What?

458
00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:27,705
There's no such thing as a cursed dick.

459
00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:31,576
Really? 'Cause I've fucked things up
in my life and all because of my dick.

460
00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:34,315
And I've decided to just kinda
leave it alone for a while.

461
00:25:35,549 --> 00:25:37,348
You're leaving your dick alone?

462
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:40,852
Yes. Look, I get it, all
right? I'm a freak, but...

463
00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:43,054
Don't call yourself a freak.

464
00:25:43,056 --> 00:25:45,293
You can share anything with us.

465
00:25:51,665 --> 00:25:54,165
The first time I jerked off, right?

466
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,501
I'm in bed sick, home from school, and...

467
00:25:57,503 --> 00:26:02,941
I'm watching TV and the shuttle
Columbia breaks apart on re-entry.

468
00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:06,213
You think you made the
space shuttle explode.

469
00:26:07,313 --> 00:26:08,646
Indirectly.

470
00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:12,152
Kevin, that was an accident.
You can't take that personally.

471
00:26:15,556 --> 00:26:17,888
First girl I had sex with almost died.

472
00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:21,159
Zade, please.

473
00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:25,396
I'm serious. We were 16. And we'd
been dating for about a month.

474
00:26:25,398 --> 00:26:30,167
Well, their parents were out
of town so we had a little wine.

475
00:26:30,169 --> 00:26:33,771
Well, we started making out,
and I finally get this condom on

476
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:35,707
and I'm going in and out

477
00:26:35,709 --> 00:26:41,246
and we're making noises and she starts
to scream, so I think I'm doing awesome.

478
00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:43,080
But then...

479
00:26:43,082 --> 00:26:46,183
she ruptured a cyst or something.

480
00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:47,952
And she has to have surgery.

481
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,124
And for the next three
days, we're in the hospital.

482
00:26:50,924 --> 00:26:52,859
She had them before she met you.

483
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,493
You're missing the point.

484
00:26:56,495 --> 00:27:01,532
Nine months ago, I was engaged to
the most wonderful girl in the world.

485
00:27:01,534 --> 00:27:05,071
We were at our joint bachelor
and bachelorette party.

486
00:27:25,826 --> 00:27:28,226
Wait a minute, that's not you being cursed.

487
00:27:28,228 --> 00:27:31,895
That's you getting caught
getting a blowjob off a stripper.

488
00:27:31,897 --> 00:27:33,265
Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole

489
00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:34,569
and I just should have said no.

490
00:27:35,769 --> 00:27:38,105
Anyways, I tried to explain myself.

491
00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:39,940
Angie, wait.

492
00:27:42,175 --> 00:27:45,576
Angie, she tied my hands! Angie!

493
00:27:45,578 --> 00:27:47,711
<i>She moved out the next day.</i>

494
00:27:47,713 --> 00:27:51,551
Because of my dick, I lost the
one thing I truly cared about.

495
00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:58,626
I mean, that's the saddest
story I've ever heard.

496
00:28:01,294 --> 00:28:04,695
His dick isn't cursed. He just
got caught cheating. End of story.

497
00:28:04,697 --> 00:28:09,102
No, no. That's way too many
things to happen to one guy.

498
00:28:09,869 --> 00:28:12,002
He lost his one true love.

499
00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:14,107
There's nothing worse in the whole world.

500
00:28:14,941 --> 00:28:16,611
He's just a narcissist.

501
00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:19,978
How am I a narcissist?

502
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:22,713
You think the world
revolves around your dick.

503
00:28:22,715 --> 00:28:24,715
I don't want it to, it just does.

504
00:28:24,717 --> 00:28:28,219
No. Shit happens. It's just life.

505
00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:29,988
Didn't you hear his story?

506
00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,823
This man is cursed.

507
00:28:31,825 --> 00:28:36,027
This is fucking ridiculous.
None of this is connected.

508
00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:38,563
Let's just have sex.
Nothing bad is gonna happen.

509
00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:40,097
Are you serious, right now?

510
00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:41,266
After everything I just told you

511
00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:42,834
you still wanna have sex with me?

512
00:28:42,836 --> 00:28:45,303
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

513
00:28:45,305 --> 00:28:46,503
And we don't have to have sex,

514
00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:49,039
I can just touch it a little bit,

515
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,511
Just do it, Kev. Give it a try.

516
00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:54,179
See, isn't that nice?

517
00:28:56,550 --> 00:28:59,319
- Guys, Carl's in trouble. We need help. Come on.
- Oh, shit!

518
00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:04,158
Fucking...

519
00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:09,560
Jesus.

520
00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:10,994
It won't go down.

521
00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:13,097
Yeah. Too many little blue pills, baby.

522
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,001
Oh, shit!

523
00:29:15,935 --> 00:29:17,736
Oh, there's something wrong here.

524
00:29:17,738 --> 00:29:19,971
- I'm in pain!
- Carl.

525
00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:22,006
Be honest with me how many did you take?

526
00:29:22,008 --> 00:29:24,509
A 130 milligrams.

527
00:29:24,511 --> 00:29:26,144
God, man.

528
00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:29,580
You're not a rhinoceros.
Get some ice, Kevin. Now!

529
00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,155
Oh my god.

530
00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:40,624
Breathe, breathe.

531
00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:41,761
- I got ice.
- All right.

532
00:29:42,729 --> 00:29:43,998
The hell is this?

533
00:29:45,264 --> 00:29:46,232
Ready?

534
00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:51,970
- No! No!
- Hold on.

535
00:29:55,142 --> 00:29:57,509
- Okay. Okay.
- All right, Carl. Listen, you got this.

536
00:29:57,511 --> 00:29:59,411
You can do this, I know you can, all right?

537
00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:02,012
It's like an itch. You just have
to disassociate yourself from it.

538
00:30:02,014 --> 00:30:03,684
Fucking itch!

539
00:30:04,784 --> 00:30:06,617
Trust him, Carl.

540
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:09,653
Okay, look. I haven't had sex in nine
months, okay? I know what I'm doing.

541
00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:11,623
Just listen to me, right.

542
00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:14,792
What I want you to do is
imagine you're Anne Frank.

543
00:30:16,061 --> 00:30:18,596
Remember the little
Jewish girl in the attic?

544
00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:20,932
She had to lie real quietly
otherwise they were gonna shoot her.

545
00:30:20,934 --> 00:30:23,300
- I remember fucking Anne Frank!
- Okay.

546
00:30:23,302 --> 00:30:26,703
All right. Just close your
eyes, you're in the attic.

547
00:30:26,705 --> 00:30:29,641
You can hear the sound of
the boots on the cobblestone.

548
00:30:29,643 --> 00:30:32,277
Don't make a sound, okay? Don't even move.

549
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,077
Otherwise the Nazis are gonna get you.

550
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:38,450
I don't give a fuck about the fucking
Nazis! My cock is going to explode.

551
00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:40,250
Please take me to the hospital.

552
00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:44,189
Carl, what you've got is
called Priapism. No hospitals.

553
00:30:44,191 --> 00:30:47,157
I know a better place.
Zade, straight ahead.

554
00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:48,628
Whatever you say, boss.

555
00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:59,971
Do you ever notice how... people are
only really real when they're sick,

556
00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:02,105
- or they're dying.
- Or orgasming.

557
00:31:02,107 --> 00:31:03,674
Bad things always come from sex.

558
00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:05,175
Oh, shut up.

559
00:31:05,177 --> 00:31:08,613
It's true. Without sex there
wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars.

560
00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:10,748
What the fuck are you talking about?

561
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:15,185
Without sex, there is
also no release, no fun.

562
00:31:17,323 --> 00:31:19,824
Okay. Bad things come
from recreational sex.

563
00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:21,960
What's recreational sex to you?

564
00:31:21,962 --> 00:31:25,395
Careless sex. Sex that
nobody put any thought into.

565
00:31:25,397 --> 00:31:28,668
Oh my God, you are a freak.

566
00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:36,974
- What's in this?
- IV therapy. They had my recipe on file.

567
00:31:36,976 --> 00:31:39,376
- Fuck yeah.
- I'm serious.

568
00:31:39,378 --> 00:31:41,980
I'm not gonna let this
guy's life be ruined.

569
00:31:41,982 --> 00:31:43,448
How are you gonna do that?

570
00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,583
That's nice, Hank, but
there's nothing you can do.

571
00:31:45,585 --> 00:31:47,018
I need to just...

572
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,424
make my business a success and
hope that Angie sees I've changed.

573
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:54,992
Yes. That's it. You got it!

574
00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:56,760
You're gonna go to Angie's,

575
00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:58,630
you're gonna tell her that your
trampoline thingy's got off the ground

576
00:31:58,632 --> 00:32:01,999
- and you're a new man. You're a genius!
- Yeah, but...

577
00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:04,335
- But that's not true.
- It is true.

578
00:32:04,337 --> 00:32:05,806
You let me fix this,

579
00:32:06,973 --> 00:32:09,143
and I'll invest in trampoline world.

580
00:32:10,644 --> 00:32:12,143
What?

581
00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:13,481
I'll give you the money.

582
00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:17,214
You're, you're gonna give me the money?

583
00:32:17,216 --> 00:32:19,450
I'll give you the startup funds, yes.

584
00:32:19,452 --> 00:32:22,356
How much can it cost? 250, 300 grand?

585
00:32:23,656 --> 00:32:25,425
I need 60,000 dollars.

586
00:32:27,827 --> 00:32:32,262
You only need 60 grand to
start a business in America?

587
00:32:32,264 --> 00:32:35,232
What a fucking great country this is, huh?

588
00:32:35,234 --> 00:32:36,601
All right, I'm gonna get you the money.

589
00:32:36,603 --> 00:32:38,368
We're gonna go talk to
her, tell her all about it,

590
00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,404
we're gonna clean this whole mess up today.

591
00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:44,842
We can't go see her today. I mean, I need
to make sure the business is up and running,

592
00:32:44,844 --> 00:32:46,443
- and then...
- No.

593
00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:49,646
No. We're doing it
today. We're doing it now.

594
00:32:49,648 --> 00:32:52,349
I'm not letting your
one true love get away.

595
00:32:52,351 --> 00:32:55,420
We are going to her house right now.

596
00:32:55,422 --> 00:32:58,722
I'm not letting you make
the same mistakes I've made.

597
00:32:58,724 --> 00:33:01,361
I'm gonna get this done if
it's the last thing I do.

598
00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:05,598
Why are you being so nice to me, Hank?

599
00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:13,971
Love is the most important
thing in the world, man.

600
00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,542
It's what everything is about.

601
00:33:16,475 --> 00:33:19,546
Without love, you got nothing. Zero.

602
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,550
I'm not letting you disappear, Kev.

603
00:33:23,582 --> 00:33:24,551
Come on.

604
00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,554
- Really?
- Hello darling.

605
00:33:29,556 --> 00:33:31,388
Can I borrow a pen, please?

606
00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:34,794
This is my only pen. I
need it for my charts.

607
00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:37,765
I'm good for it. I cross my heart.

608
00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:39,963
Thank you.

609
00:33:39,965 --> 00:33:41,766
Let's see that arm.

610
00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:43,300
Uh, 60, right?

611
00:33:43,302 --> 00:33:45,670
- Yeah.
- Okay.

612
00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:48,541
Let's make it 80. What's the date today?

613
00:33:49,175 --> 00:33:50,607
The 31st.

614
00:33:50,609 --> 00:33:51,911
31st.

615
00:33:53,178 --> 00:33:54,647
- Hank?
- There we are.

616
00:33:55,147 --> 00:33:56,513
Yeah.

617
00:33:56,515 --> 00:33:59,450
I don't... I don't know what to say.

618
00:33:59,452 --> 00:34:02,323
Just get the girl back.
Then we're all square.

619
00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:04,591
I'll see you outside.

620
00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:11,264
So, how did you get into this line of work?

621
00:34:12,531 --> 00:34:14,499
My momma was a drug addict.

622
00:34:14,501 --> 00:34:16,633
She introduced me to it.

623
00:34:16,635 --> 00:34:18,805
My daddy skipped out on us when I was 12.

624
00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:22,575
I'm fucking with you.

625
00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:24,941
I like sex.

626
00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:28,312
I pretty much fuck everyone
I go on a date with anyway

627
00:34:28,314 --> 00:34:30,948
so I thought I might
as well get paid for it.

628
00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:33,584
- Isn't it dangerous?
- No.

629
00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,787
- What if you don't wanna do it?
- I don't do it.

630
00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:38,122
- Isn't it degrading? I mean...
- Here's the deal.

631
00:34:38,124 --> 00:34:41,292
Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
I've given her combat pay.

632
00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:43,696
So she's gonna get him up and moving out.

633
00:34:44,798 --> 00:34:46,500
I feel fantastic.

634
00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:50,037
Okay. Pop the trunk, I'm gonna change.

635
00:34:52,138 --> 00:34:53,507
Thank you, Zade.

636
00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:55,908
<i>Always gotta be prepared.</i>

637
00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:09,553
Okay. So, let's focus.
Where do we find this Angie?

638
00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:11,524
Well, I can't just show up at her work.

639
00:35:12,124 --> 00:35:13,991
Why not? What does she do?

640
00:35:13,993 --> 00:35:15,292
Well, she's a school teacher.

641
00:35:15,294 --> 00:35:18,328
Of course, she is. I love teachers.

642
00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,733
What does she teach? Reading? Math?

643
00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,533
P.E.

644
00:35:22,535 --> 00:35:26,604
- She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
- No.

645
00:35:26,606 --> 00:35:29,439
I mean, she does but
that's not all she does.

646
00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,075
- I mean, she...
- I love this.

647
00:35:31,077 --> 00:35:33,644
We're gonna go to the school.
She'll be getting off soon.

648
00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:36,214
You're gonna tell her you're
sorry in front of the kids.

649
00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:37,814
It'll be like in all those films.

650
00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:39,883
Then the kids will tell her to kiss you.

651
00:35:39,885 --> 00:35:41,852
It'll be great.

652
00:35:41,854 --> 00:35:43,790
I don't think we should
go anywhere near her work.

653
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:46,926
Do you want the 80 grand or not?

654
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,836
Oh, boy.

655
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:02,439
Okay.

656
00:36:02,441 --> 00:36:05,509
You're gonna go in there, you're gonna
tell her you're a big success now,

657
00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,946
and that you want her back.

658
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:11,682
And why is she gonna believe
that I'm some big success now?

659
00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:13,517
Because you got my IOU.

660
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:17,490
- Yeah, written on my arm.
- It sure is.

661
00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:21,158
Okay. Then I'll take a photo.

662
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,662
I'll take a picture of your
arm and it'll act a legal note.

663
00:36:24,664 --> 00:36:26,633
Why don't you just write him a check?

664
00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:31,602
Yep, okay. What's your name, Kevin?

665
00:36:31,604 --> 00:36:34,742
Uh, MacDonald.
M-A-C, MacDonald.

666
00:36:36,676 --> 00:36:39,046
All right. We're gonna wait for you here.

667
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,147
This is a bad idea.

668
00:36:43,149 --> 00:36:46,116
- I mean...
- First of all, it's not a bad idea.

669
00:36:46,118 --> 00:36:47,884
Okay? And frankly,

670
00:36:47,886 --> 00:36:51,154
personally, I'm insulted
with your negativity.

671
00:36:51,156 --> 00:36:52,656
You've gotta show this woman

672
00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:54,591
that you're invested in her, man.

673
00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:56,928
You can't just send her a fucking email.

674
00:36:56,930 --> 00:37:00,397
You gotta do something
dramatic, that's romantic.

675
00:37:00,399 --> 00:37:01,468
Yeah, but...

676
00:37:02,334 --> 00:37:03,803
it's just not normal.

677
00:37:05,504 --> 00:37:08,372
Well, let me tell you
something, Kevin MacDonald.

678
00:37:08,374 --> 00:37:10,644
All grand passions are abnormal.

679
00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:14,647
That's what makes them grand.

680
00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:18,184
Go get 'em, kid.

681
00:37:19,785 --> 00:37:21,187
Here goes nothing.

682
00:37:24,356 --> 00:37:25,792
Hey, should we go with him?

683
00:37:32,497 --> 00:37:34,033
Man, I hated school.

684
00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:37,200
- Me too.
- I loved it.

685
00:37:37,202 --> 00:37:38,671
Best time of my life.

686
00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:41,138
Being a kid.

687
00:37:44,243 --> 00:37:47,948
Is this whole trampolining
thing a ploy to get her back?

688
00:37:48,914 --> 00:37:50,448
No.

689
00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:52,950
- You know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob.
- Shh, come on.

690
00:37:52,952 --> 00:37:54,618
No, but she did.

691
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,321
No. No one ever leaves
someone because of sex.

692
00:37:57,323 --> 00:38:00,258
What are you talking about? People leave
each other all the time because of affairs.

693
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:03,560
They don't. They leave because
they don't love each other enough.

694
00:38:03,562 --> 00:38:05,566
And that's why the affair happens.

695
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,200
Well, I love Angie. Always have.

696
00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:13,337
Not enough. You wouldn't have
gotten a blowjob if you did.

697
00:38:13,339 --> 00:38:14,971
Here we go, game time.

698
00:38:14,973 --> 00:38:16,741
Can I help you?

699
00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:19,410
Uh, yeah. We're here to see Angie Cooper.

700
00:38:19,412 --> 00:38:20,678
And who are you?

701
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680
I'm just a friend, an old friend of hers.

702
00:38:22,682 --> 00:38:23,850
And who are you two?

703
00:38:24,751 --> 00:38:26,917
We're new friends.

704
00:38:26,919 --> 00:38:30,523
I remember the chairs being
bigger. Does everyone say that?

705
00:38:32,091 --> 00:38:35,692
Miss Cooper isn't in today, she's ill.

706
00:38:35,694 --> 00:38:37,528
Oh, god. What's wrong with her?

707
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:40,064
Well, I can't divulge personal information.

708
00:38:40,066 --> 00:38:41,966
I'd be happy to send her a message.

709
00:38:41,968 --> 00:38:43,667
Great, yeah. If you could
just tell her that Kevin...

710
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:46,136
No, no, that's fine. Uh, I'll call her.

711
00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:47,740
- Mmhmm.
- Thanks.

712
00:38:49,107 --> 00:38:49,874
Lame.

713
00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,678
- Lovely school.
- Thank you.

714
00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,383
We're gonna spread out.

715
00:39:00,385 --> 00:39:03,254
She's sick, so she's vulnerable.

716
00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:06,122
We need to put together a care
package that says "I love you,"

717
00:39:06,124 --> 00:39:09,794
that says "I'm gonna
look after you forever."

718
00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:14,234
I'll take aisles one and two, Kevin,
three and four, Zade, five and six.

719
00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:18,638
How long have you known him?

720
00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:22,342
Nine hours, give or take.

721
00:39:27,914 --> 00:39:29,747
You think this is a good idea?

722
00:39:29,749 --> 00:39:32,515
Wouldn't you think it was weird
if your ex showed up at your house

723
00:39:32,517 --> 00:39:35,054
with a stranger and a pros...

724
00:39:36,189 --> 00:39:38,292
Another lady?

725
00:39:39,926 --> 00:39:42,058
I'd probably find that weird.

726
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:44,196
But that's also why I like it.

727
00:39:45,031 --> 00:39:46,263
You'd like it?

728
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:47,798
Why not? Shows imagination.

729
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,100
Maybe but Angie's not like you.

730
00:39:50,102 --> 00:39:52,269
How is she different?

731
00:39:52,271 --> 00:39:55,374
I don't know. She just doesn't
talk about sex all the time.

732
00:39:57,877 --> 00:40:01,782
I get it. Holy shit.
You're a fucking prude.

733
00:40:03,149 --> 00:40:04,814
- I'm not a prude.
- Then why do you squirm

734
00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:07,153
at any mention of anything sexual?

735
00:40:07,452 --> 00:40:08,685
Prudish.

736
00:40:08,687 --> 00:40:11,622
Not prudish. I am not prudish. Not at all.

737
00:40:11,624 --> 00:40:13,024
Then prove it.

738
00:40:13,026 --> 00:40:16,396
What are three words that
when put together get nasty?

739
00:40:17,162 --> 00:40:18,331
I'm not doing this.

740
00:40:19,332 --> 00:40:22,832
Puny. Blood. Fuck.

741
00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:26,136
- Would you stop?
- Aw, you can't think of any?

742
00:40:26,138 --> 00:40:28,841
- Three words.
- I'm not playing, Zade.

743
00:40:29,809 --> 00:40:32,078
You are not very mad at me, are you, Kev?

744
00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:37,381
- Smelly poop truck.
- That's it!

745
00:40:37,383 --> 00:40:39,419
Three more, disgust me.

746
00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:43,055
You know, you're really smart,

747
00:40:43,522 --> 00:40:44,758
and really pretty,

748
00:40:45,624 --> 00:40:47,026
you don't have to be so aggressive.

749
00:40:49,629 --> 00:40:51,028
Ever raise your voice, Kevvo?

750
00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:54,700
Ever get mad and just let rip?

751
00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:58,134
Anal, lick, prolapse.

752
00:40:58,136 --> 00:40:59,569
Baggy, vag, mouse!

753
00:40:59,571 --> 00:41:01,205
Oh!

754
00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:03,810
I'm really sorry, I was just making a joke.

755
00:41:04,343 --> 00:41:05,779
Well, what was the joke?

756
00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:08,212
Excuse me?

757
00:41:08,214 --> 00:41:10,417
I didn't hear it. What was the joke?

758
00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:15,151
- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?

759
00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:16,520
Isabel.

760
00:41:16,522 --> 00:41:17,754
Isabel who?

761
00:41:17,756 --> 00:41:20,359
Isabel necessary on that bicycle?

762
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:24,063
Shit, I'm sorry I even asked.

763
00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,836
I thought that was funny.

764
00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:44,348
We totally fell apart back there.

765
00:41:44,350 --> 00:41:47,383
- I did not!
- No, you did.

766
00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:49,453
Like a little girl.

767
00:41:49,455 --> 00:41:52,256
And that isn't technically
a word by the way.

768
00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:54,658
Well, you're not technically a businessman.

769
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,993
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.

770
00:41:56,995 --> 00:41:59,765
Look at you, you look like
a guy who cleans a pool.

771
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,466
- Ew?
- She's right.

772
00:42:02,468 --> 00:42:03,933
We gotta get you looking sharp.

773
00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:06,173
Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur.

774
00:42:06,839 --> 00:42:08,372
Let's go shopping.

775
00:42:08,374 --> 00:42:09,475
Come on.

776
00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:14,414
I'm doing this for you, Kev, come on!

777
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:23,522
Is it true what they say about
guys with medium-sized feet?

778
00:42:24,756 --> 00:42:26,890
Zade, pick out a pair if you want.

779
00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:29,058
No, thanks. Not really my style.

780
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:31,361
Should I have gotten Carl a suit?

781
00:42:31,363 --> 00:42:33,999
You know what, I haven't heard from Sandy.

782
00:42:35,468 --> 00:42:37,838
All right, so when she opens the
door, what should I say again?

783
00:42:40,238 --> 00:42:42,439
You're telling her that you've succeeded.

784
00:42:42,441 --> 00:42:45,345
Okay? You're gonna show her the
check, and that you're sorry.

785
00:42:46,745 --> 00:42:49,281
That's... that's too strange.

786
00:42:50,716 --> 00:42:53,487
All right. Tell her that without her...

787
00:42:54,419 --> 00:42:55,789
you're nothing but a shadow.

788
00:42:56,589 --> 00:42:57,557
Tell her that...

789
00:42:58,457 --> 00:42:59,426
your heart...

790
00:43:00,059 --> 00:43:03,026
is like a mold hedgehog...

791
00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:05,531
smashed up against the
blades of a lawnmower.

792
00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:08,935
Zade, what do you think I should say?

793
00:43:11,636 --> 00:43:13,472
Tell her you want to much her pussy.

794
00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:18,345
- How's that fit?
- Oh...

795
00:43:19,377 --> 00:43:20,678
It's a bit roomy.

796
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,479
Hey Zade, keep trying Sandy, will you?

797
00:43:23,481 --> 00:43:24,448
Here, let me check this out.

798
00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:26,649
Hank, you need a new phone.

799
00:43:26,651 --> 00:43:31,287
Yeah, I'd go down half a size, Kev, I
mean, it all depends on the choice of sock.

800
00:43:31,289 --> 00:43:33,457
Yeah, I'll go down half a size.

801
00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,493
I agree. Here.

802
00:43:35,861 --> 00:43:37,897
What would you say? Seriously, Zade.

803
00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,698
Maybe don't talk about yourself so much.

804
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:44,100
Tell her that she's your miracle,

805
00:43:44,102 --> 00:43:47,671
that without her your life means nothing.

806
00:43:47,673 --> 00:43:52,075
Tell her that she's more beautiful
than a full moon in Montana

807
00:43:52,077 --> 00:43:54,345
or the poetry of Rumi,

808
00:43:54,347 --> 00:43:59,450
or any other beautiful thing
that man or nature has yet made.

809
00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:05,756
Tell her that she's a genius
of Einstein-ian proportions.

810
00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:07,658
And that she's sexy,

811
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,162
and does sexy well.

812
00:44:10,162 --> 00:44:14,868
And that you really,
really, really love her.

813
00:44:20,872 --> 00:44:24,575
Wow. Say, that was
really... it was really good.

814
00:44:24,577 --> 00:44:26,078
That's an handsome fit, sir.

815
00:44:26,912 --> 00:44:28,281
Great, we'll take 'em.

816
00:44:33,551 --> 00:44:34,553
Let's run for it.

817
00:44:35,153 --> 00:44:36,589
Stop! Wait!

818
00:44:38,024 --> 00:44:40,126
Come on, people! Come on!

819
00:44:45,564 --> 00:44:46,566
We got this.

820
00:45:22,301 --> 00:45:24,435
It wasn't the clerk's fault.

821
00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,940
Those plastic tags are a nuisance.

822
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,443
But a straight razor gives
us a concealed weapon.

823
00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:35,178
I have a collection. That's an antique.

824
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:37,113
That doesn't mean that you can carry it.

825
00:45:37,115 --> 00:45:39,249
I sincerely apologize, Officers.

826
00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:41,685
Look, you have to understand
where we're coming from.

827
00:45:41,687 --> 00:45:45,189
You were running through a
place of business with a weapon.

828
00:45:45,191 --> 00:45:47,256
It was all part of a romantic gesture.

829
00:45:47,258 --> 00:45:49,859
My... my friend here lost his true love.

830
00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:53,363
We're giving him a makeover.
He's gonna win her back.

831
00:45:53,365 --> 00:45:54,600
Come on, guys.

832
00:45:57,336 --> 00:46:00,270
I'm not against romantic gestures per se.

833
00:46:00,272 --> 00:46:02,506
It's true. He's not.

834
00:46:02,508 --> 00:46:05,312
Officer, it was a
misunderstanding, come on.

835
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:10,513
I'm moved by your argument.

836
00:46:10,515 --> 00:46:13,082
So I'm gonna let you go with a warning.

837
00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:14,521
But we're gonna keep the razor.

838
00:46:15,053 --> 00:46:16,720
Thank you, Officers.

839
00:46:16,722 --> 00:46:19,122
Give love, get love, sir.

840
00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,459
Can I give you a hug?

841
00:46:28,734 --> 00:46:30,437
Now that's unfortunate.

842
00:46:43,816 --> 00:46:45,948
I can't believe they
couldn't look the other way.

843
00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:48,218
Drugs are drugs, they couldn't
have looked the other way.

844
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,720
You're such a fucking prude.

845
00:46:50,722 --> 00:46:52,022
Where are we going?

846
00:46:52,024 --> 00:46:53,957
I need shoes.

847
00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:55,558
Hang out in the car.

848
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,794
Where are we?

849
00:46:56,796 --> 00:46:58,431
Look, wait in the car.
I'll be back in a minute.

850
00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:00,800
Zade?

851
00:47:01,834 --> 00:47:03,066
Is this your brothel?

852
00:47:03,068 --> 00:47:04,803
No-one says brothel.

853
00:47:13,412 --> 00:47:15,381
Jesus, Zade. What the hell are you doing?

854
00:47:22,021 --> 00:47:23,289
You fucker.

855
00:47:29,794 --> 00:47:31,063
Come on, Zade.

856
00:47:38,236 --> 00:47:39,705
Jesus, they're all at it.

857
00:47:43,642 --> 00:47:44,644
What the fuck!

858
00:47:46,678 --> 00:47:47,546
Fuck it.

859
00:48:27,886 --> 00:48:29,254
Where are you, Zade?

860
00:48:31,789 --> 00:48:32,923
May I help you?

861
00:48:32,925 --> 00:48:34,260
No, no.

862
00:48:36,095 --> 00:48:37,297
I'm here to see Zade.

863
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,399
- Zade?
- Yeah. Zade. Uh...

864
00:48:40,999 --> 00:48:42,633
I think she works here.

865
00:48:42,635 --> 00:48:43,834
Well, that's funny

866
00:48:43,836 --> 00:48:47,169
'cause it's just my family as far as I know

867
00:48:47,171 --> 00:48:49,740
and, well, some might call that work, I...

868
00:48:49,742 --> 00:48:51,144
Sorry, um...

869
00:48:52,111 --> 00:48:53,379
Must be the wrong address.

870
00:48:54,046 --> 00:48:55,248
Kev?

871
00:48:56,147 --> 00:48:58,314
I told you to wait in the car.

872
00:48:58,316 --> 00:48:59,551
I'll be down in a minute.

873
00:49:02,921 --> 00:49:04,723
I think you should come in.

874
00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:19,169
Okay. Lemon juice, sugar and water.

875
00:49:19,171 --> 00:49:21,573
Tell me if it needs anything else.

876
00:49:23,075 --> 00:49:25,211
And how exactly do you know Millie?

877
00:49:26,946 --> 00:49:27,814
Millie?

878
00:49:28,847 --> 00:49:31,316
Uh, Millicent, my daughter.

879
00:49:32,618 --> 00:49:34,017
Oh. Um...

880
00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:35,718
We met through a mutual friend.

881
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,721
- Mutual friend.
- Uh, work friend, really.

882
00:49:38,723 --> 00:49:42,828
Kevin, are you a rider, too?

883
00:49:43,461 --> 00:49:44,329
No.

884
00:49:45,363 --> 00:49:47,566
Well, what is it exactly that you do?

885
00:49:48,867 --> 00:49:50,167
I'm in construction.

886
00:49:50,169 --> 00:49:53,770
Mmm. My daughter knows
people in construction?

887
00:49:53,772 --> 00:49:57,341
Well, a mutual friend
through party and then,

888
00:49:57,343 --> 00:50:00,042
and Millie was there.

889
00:50:00,044 --> 00:50:01,481
Was Monique there?

890
00:50:01,879 --> 00:50:02,848
No.

891
00:50:03,816 --> 00:50:08,752
Monique is a friend of
Millie's. Great tits.

892
00:50:08,754 --> 00:50:12,555
She used to come over and do
backstrokes in our pool every afternoon.

893
00:50:12,557 --> 00:50:14,825
What a lovely way to spend an hour.

894
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:18,765
Watching her tits go up and down the pool.

895
00:50:19,531 --> 00:50:22,502
Up and down, and flopping down.

896
00:50:23,736 --> 00:50:26,970
I'm actually getting out
of construction. Uh...

897
00:50:26,972 --> 00:50:28,337
Gonna start my own business.

898
00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:29,906
I'm gonna call it "Trampoline World."

899
00:50:29,908 --> 00:50:33,176
It's gonna be this amusement
park in the warehouse district.

900
00:50:33,178 --> 00:50:35,845
We're gonna have Sky Slam basketball,

901
00:50:35,847 --> 00:50:37,480
uh, foam pits.

902
00:50:37,482 --> 00:50:40,352
- We actually have a lot of...
- Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.

903
00:50:41,019 --> 00:50:42,319
We should split.

904
00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:43,919
If you'd like I could
send you some literature.

905
00:50:43,921 --> 00:50:46,957
Trampolining is one of the
fastest growing sports in America.

906
00:50:46,959 --> 00:50:50,192
It actually just got featured
in Delta's <i>Sky</i> magazine.

907
00:50:50,194 --> 00:50:52,229
Our friend's been arrested, we should go.

908
00:50:52,231 --> 00:50:54,631
- Arrested, for what?
- Drugs.

909
00:50:54,633 --> 00:50:58,401
Millie has such colorful friends.

910
00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:00,337
What's Monique doing these days?

911
00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:01,671
Okay, let's go.

912
00:51:01,673 --> 00:51:05,544
Thank you for the lemon stuff.

913
00:51:08,013 --> 00:51:10,147
- Shut up.
- I didn't say anything.

914
00:51:10,149 --> 00:51:12,482
- You were thinking it.
- Nope.

915
00:51:12,484 --> 00:51:17,220
I'm not a liar, I just don't feel
the need to tell everyone everything.

916
00:51:17,222 --> 00:51:18,654
Okay.

917
00:51:18,656 --> 00:51:20,827
- Don't judge me.
- I'm not.

918
00:51:22,327 --> 00:51:23,830
You have a beautiful home.

919
00:51:26,899 --> 00:51:28,034
It's really nice.

920
00:51:32,870 --> 00:51:35,705
You really shouldn't
be doing this, you know?

921
00:51:35,707 --> 00:51:38,810
I mean, any guy with half
a brain would call you back.

922
00:51:39,778 --> 00:51:41,680
You could have, like a really great job.

923
00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:43,682
I have a job.

924
00:51:44,582 --> 00:51:46,785
Yeah, but it's... it's dirty.

925
00:51:48,287 --> 00:51:49,856
It's not like you need the money.

926
00:51:51,656 --> 00:51:54,256
Are you fucking kidding me?

927
00:51:54,258 --> 00:51:56,560
- What?
- You are judging me, asshole!

928
00:51:56,562 --> 00:51:59,495
The only reason you're going through
with any of this is because of that check.

929
00:51:59,497 --> 00:52:03,834
Oh, and who is it that charges a thousand
dollars an hour for their company?

930
00:52:03,836 --> 00:52:05,301
Parasites!

931
00:52:05,303 --> 00:52:07,337
Yeah, well, at least I'm not
pretending to be something I'm not.

932
00:52:07,339 --> 00:52:10,640
Pretending to be some kind of hooker
or something, it's rude to hookers.

933
00:52:10,642 --> 00:52:12,508
People don't work at McDonalds

934
00:52:12,510 --> 00:52:14,511
because they like it, it's a job!

935
00:52:14,513 --> 00:52:17,083
- Your slumming in it is bullshit.
- Fuck you.

936
00:52:18,684 --> 00:52:19,685
Tourist.

937
00:52:21,086 --> 00:52:23,453
I'm going to get Hank,
I'm driving him home,

938
00:52:23,455 --> 00:52:26,092
and then this whole fucking shit is over.

939
00:52:29,794 --> 00:52:32,796
<i>♪ Nobody knows ♪</i>

940
00:52:32,798 --> 00:52:34,964
<i>♪ The trouble I've seen ♪</i>

941
00:52:34,966 --> 00:52:36,433
- Let's try that one more time.
- Okay.

942
00:52:36,435 --> 00:52:38,834
No! Okay. One, two, three, four.

943
00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:43,973
<i>♪ Nobody knows The
trouble I've seen ♪</i>

944
00:52:43,975 --> 00:52:46,810
Fuck, we're good at this, man.
We should take this on the road.

945
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:48,647
- You and me.
- Enough of this shit.

946
00:52:51,783 --> 00:52:57,419
Hey, isn't there something
we could do to expedite this?

947
00:52:57,421 --> 00:52:59,425
And who might you be?

948
00:53:00,325 --> 00:53:03,129
Um, I was hired by him.

949
00:53:06,298 --> 00:53:07,564
Lawyer?

950
00:53:07,566 --> 00:53:10,100
No. Personal adviser.

951
00:53:10,102 --> 00:53:14,004
Well, you need a lawyer to be
your personal adviser in here.

952
00:53:14,006 --> 00:53:17,176
Why don't you take a seat, and then
the judge will see him in an hour or so?

953
00:53:18,176 --> 00:53:19,111
Keep smiling.

954
00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:25,781
<i>No physical body
contact beyond initial</i>

955
00:53:25,783 --> 00:53:28,417
<i>and supporting embrace
will be tolerated,</i>

956
00:53:28,419 --> 00:53:31,490
<i>and will result in
termination of the visit.</i>

957
00:53:39,631 --> 00:53:40,732
You like barbecue?

958
00:53:41,732 --> 00:53:44,301
Might as well talk since we're stuck here.

959
00:53:44,303 --> 00:53:45,471
My name's Sonny.

960
00:53:46,238 --> 00:53:48,071
I'm Zade.

961
00:53:48,073 --> 00:53:51,676
Hey man, why don't you just give her
a break, okay? She's had a tough day.

962
00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:53,945
Zade, why not come sit here?

963
00:53:56,281 --> 00:53:57,884
I'm fine, thank you.

964
00:53:58,584 --> 00:54:01,283
She's fine, thank you.

965
00:54:01,285 --> 00:54:07,057
So, I got this sauce called
"Smokin but not Broken"

966
00:54:07,059 --> 00:54:08,959
Hey, don't, don't do
that. Don't touch her leg.

967
00:54:08,961 --> 00:54:11,694
It's not okay to touch...
people you don't know.

968
00:54:11,696 --> 00:54:14,096
<i>Occasional hand-holding
is acceptable.</i>

969
00:54:14,098 --> 00:54:17,669
Whoa there, brother. I didn't
even know y'all were together.

970
00:54:19,238 --> 00:54:21,874
We don't have to be together
to care about each other.

971
00:54:24,743 --> 00:54:25,845
I'm waiting in the car.

972
00:54:30,848 --> 00:54:33,785
It's not okay to touch
people you don't know?

973
00:54:36,421 --> 00:54:37,990
So what kinda stuff do you write?

974
00:54:39,357 --> 00:54:40,725
Stories.

975
00:54:41,593 --> 00:54:44,060
Short ones mostly.

976
00:54:44,062 --> 00:54:48,932
I'm writing one now about this woman
who is having an affair with this guy,

977
00:54:48,934 --> 00:54:52,134
and then she finds out that
she is only one of many.

978
00:54:52,136 --> 00:54:54,973
It's called "The other 'other' woman."

979
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,077
I think you'd be a good writer.

980
00:55:01,312 --> 00:55:02,912
- You do?
- Sure.

981
00:55:02,914 --> 00:55:04,381
Why?

982
00:55:04,383 --> 00:55:05,582
'Cause you take chances,

983
00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:07,350
you say things other people won't.

984
00:55:07,352 --> 00:55:09,419
You're different.

985
00:55:09,421 --> 00:55:11,022
You should feel good about who you are.

986
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:15,861
It's the death of romance.

987
00:55:18,129 --> 00:55:21,196
We're living through the murder of romance.

988
00:55:21,198 --> 00:55:24,066
- Get it?
- I get you. Yeah.

989
00:55:24,068 --> 00:55:27,537
When you're in love, people do
things they normally wouldn't.

990
00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:30,674
I was sitting there, imagining
the rest of our lives together.

991
00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:33,343
We get a villa in Italy,

992
00:55:33,345 --> 00:55:36,616
she makes the lunch, I till the land.

993
00:55:37,716 --> 00:55:40,620
Our kids are running
through the sunflower field.

994
00:55:42,553 --> 00:55:44,055
That's fucking beautiful.

995
00:55:44,455 --> 00:55:45,323
Yeah.

996
00:55:49,227 --> 00:55:51,026
There will be trampolines everywhere.

997
00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:55,765
People bouncing around, just
good clean American fun, you know?

998
00:55:55,767 --> 00:55:59,972
You're a very strange
person, Kevin MacDonald.

999
00:56:01,106 --> 00:56:03,105
There is gonna be a juice bar over there.

1000
00:56:03,107 --> 00:56:05,140
A juice bar is not sexy.

1001
00:56:05,142 --> 00:56:08,046
- It's not meant to be sexy.
- Well, then people aren't gonna come.

1002
00:56:08,814 --> 00:56:10,316
What are you calling it?

1003
00:56:12,551 --> 00:56:13,653
Trampoline World.

1004
00:56:14,885 --> 00:56:16,953
No, you're not calling it that.

1005
00:56:16,955 --> 00:56:18,754
All right, what would you call it?

1006
00:56:18,756 --> 00:56:21,091
- Call it "Tramps."
- I like it.

1007
00:56:21,093 --> 00:56:24,394
Get one of those big, fluorescent signs.

1008
00:56:24,396 --> 00:56:29,332
Maybe a bouncing stiletto,
slowly filling up with champagne.

1009
00:56:29,334 --> 00:56:30,399
- Nice.
- You know?

1010
00:56:30,401 --> 00:56:31,868
And light bulbs for bubbles.

1011
00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:34,169
You see, you are a good writer.

1012
00:56:34,171 --> 00:56:36,872
No, I'm not. I just...

1013
00:56:36,874 --> 00:56:39,144
write stuff that happens to me.

1014
00:56:42,513 --> 00:56:45,151
So, you're the "Other 'other' woman"?

1015
00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:50,222
Don't look at me with those sad
dog eyes, I knew what I was doing.

1016
00:56:52,256 --> 00:56:53,825
I bet it was real interesting.

1017
00:56:55,127 --> 00:56:56,195
How would you know?

1018
00:56:57,194 --> 00:56:59,662
Oh, right, because roofers don't read.

1019
00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:03,466
But if I did read, I'd rather
read about the rich girl who lies

1020
00:57:03,468 --> 00:57:05,838
than the prostitute.

1021
00:57:06,738 --> 00:57:08,341
And prostitutes are sad.

1022
00:57:09,573 --> 00:57:11,674
You're rude,

1023
00:57:11,676 --> 00:57:13,609
and angry,

1024
00:57:13,611 --> 00:57:16,779
and... really, really spoiled

1025
00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:19,718
but... you're not sad.

1026
00:57:22,421 --> 00:57:25,488
And you're narcissistic,

1027
00:57:25,490 --> 00:57:26,892
and indulgent,

1028
00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:30,328
but you're not stupid.

1029
00:57:32,263 --> 00:57:33,131
Thank you.

1030
00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:37,836
What is that?

1031
00:57:39,136 --> 00:57:40,636
A harmonica.

1032
00:57:40,638 --> 00:57:42,538
- Really?
- Mmm.

1033
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:43,843
But it's so small.

1034
00:57:44,709 --> 00:57:46,946
- Does it play?
- Yeah, it does.

1035
00:57:50,048 --> 00:57:50,982
Wow.

1036
00:57:53,651 --> 00:57:56,821
We should probably go hang.

1037
00:57:57,455 --> 00:57:58,323
Okay.

1038
00:58:03,327 --> 00:58:04,963
Anybody got the time over there?

1039
00:58:06,031 --> 00:58:08,564
You working up there?

1040
00:58:21,513 --> 00:58:22,448
So...

1041
00:58:23,582 --> 00:58:25,184
What's a prolapse?

1042
00:58:29,019 --> 00:58:32,221
It's when either your anus

1043
00:58:32,223 --> 00:58:37,062
or your vagina are pushed
inside out of your body.

1044
00:58:40,464 --> 00:58:41,499
That's a good word.

1045
00:58:51,075 --> 00:58:52,144
Sorry.

1046
00:58:57,281 --> 00:59:01,484
I never had any kids. I
always wanted 'em though.

1047
00:59:01,486 --> 00:59:03,923
- How come?
- Ah, she wanted to wait.

1048
00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:06,421
How dumb am I, huh?

1049
00:59:06,423 --> 00:59:09,527
You know, I was never once
unfaithful to her. Not once.

1050
00:59:10,595 --> 00:59:12,928
Nah, I loved her wholly,

1051
00:59:12,930 --> 00:59:15,400
unabashedly from the first day I met her.

1052
00:59:18,435 --> 00:59:19,805
She was my everything.

1053
00:59:21,439 --> 00:59:23,173
Did she find someone else?

1054
00:59:23,175 --> 00:59:24,910
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1055
00:59:25,877 --> 00:59:27,810
She said I was an emotional cripple.

1056
00:59:27,812 --> 00:59:31,147
That she couldn't remember what she
loved about me in the first place.

1057
00:59:31,149 --> 00:59:34,551
People make out like women are
the romantics but it's not true.

1058
00:59:34,553 --> 00:59:37,957
We're the knights, the
last of the noble breed.

1059
00:59:39,758 --> 00:59:41,227
I'm gonna die today.

1060
00:59:44,229 --> 00:59:45,196
Who's after you?

1061
00:59:47,265 --> 00:59:48,134
No one.

1062
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:55,406
Well, you let me know... if somebody's
after you, because I got a guy for that.

1063
00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:01,914
Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid.

1064
01:00:03,347 --> 01:00:04,881
Good luck to you.

1065
01:00:04,883 --> 01:00:06,185
Keep it in your pants.

1066
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,222
Thank you, sir.

1067
01:00:10,854 --> 01:00:12,689
<i>Mes ami, superb.</i>

1068
01:00:12,691 --> 01:00:14,557
<i>Salut Monsieur.</i>

1069
01:00:14,559 --> 01:00:16,162
The happy band are back together.

1070
01:00:16,928 --> 01:00:18,227
Was it terrible in jail?

1071
01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:20,629
Ah, it was okay. I met a nice kid.

1072
01:00:20,631 --> 01:00:22,999
Oh, yeah? What was he in for?

1073
01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,470
He masturbated on some girl in a bus.

1074
01:00:25,970 --> 01:00:27,470
Jesus.

1075
01:00:27,472 --> 01:00:29,238
Yeah, he got carried away.

1076
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,274
I'd rather someone could
come on me than a booger.

1077
01:00:32,276 --> 01:00:35,544
- What?
- It's sterile. It's straight from the testes.

1078
01:00:35,546 --> 01:00:36,946
Booger is a waste.

1079
01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:38,948
I bet you think a blowjob is fine

1080
01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:41,216
but you wouldn't blow your
nose in a girl's mouth.

1081
01:00:41,218 --> 01:00:44,553
Enough! Let's go find this Annie.

1082
01:00:44,555 --> 01:00:46,723
Let's just go home, Hank. I
think we're done for the day...

1083
01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:48,725
No. No way. I'm not giving up now.

1084
01:00:48,727 --> 01:00:50,259
Hank, I... I really don't mind.

1085
01:00:50,261 --> 01:00:52,995
Well, I do mind. I just
wasted half my day in jail.

1086
01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:54,200
I'm finding Annie.

1087
01:00:54,732 --> 01:00:56,098
It's Angie.

1088
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,468
It doesn't matter what her
name is. I'm finding her.

1089
01:00:58,470 --> 01:01:00,136
Maybe we could just take like small break.

1090
01:01:00,138 --> 01:01:03,839
No. Look, something's
gotta work here, okay?

1091
01:01:03,841 --> 01:01:06,511
I mean, love... it has to mean something.

1092
01:01:06,977 --> 01:01:08,377
I need to know

1093
01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:12,147
that in this world it's not
just pure, disappointing shit.

1094
01:01:12,149 --> 01:01:13,783
And I don't care what you two do,

1095
01:01:13,785 --> 01:01:14,987
but I'm going to Annie's.

1096
01:01:15,419 --> 01:01:16,555
I got a plan.

1097
01:01:20,325 --> 01:01:21,260
<i>Andale.</i>

1098
01:01:30,267 --> 01:01:31,536
Just up here on the left.

1099
01:01:33,238 --> 01:01:35,037
Maybe we should just ring the doorbell.

1100
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,140
You said she won't talk to you.

1101
01:01:37,142 --> 01:01:39,841
- So, what are we doing here?
- Waiting?

1102
01:01:39,843 --> 01:01:42,812
- For what?
- For someone to let us in.

1103
01:01:42,814 --> 01:01:44,550
Burglars don't have balloons.

1104
01:01:47,419 --> 01:01:50,089
I gotta piss. Hold on to these, will you?

1105
01:01:50,821 --> 01:01:51,923
What...

1106
01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:55,290
This is a bad idea.

1107
01:01:55,292 --> 01:01:57,493
- Why?
- You don't even like her.

1108
01:01:57,495 --> 01:01:59,531
You're just caught up in the obsession.

1109
01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:05,271
You think you're in love but
it's just this stab of rejection.

1110
01:02:07,205 --> 01:02:08,941
Do you wanna be with her?

1111
01:02:09,606 --> 01:02:11,075
Really, with her?

1112
01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:20,952
I'm going in.

1113
01:02:22,252 --> 01:02:24,189
Why? What's so great about her?

1114
01:02:27,325 --> 01:02:29,028
You don't have anything to say?

1115
01:02:30,729 --> 01:02:31,629
Okay.

1116
01:02:32,564 --> 01:02:33,632
Well, good luck with that.

1117
01:02:39,037 --> 01:02:41,002
See? Magic.

1118
01:02:41,004 --> 01:02:44,040
- Well, hello there. How are you?
- Oh, is it my birthday?

1119
01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:45,774
It is, happy birthday, darling.

1120
01:02:45,776 --> 01:02:48,379
Hey, I don't think I want the balloons.

1121
01:02:49,546 --> 01:02:51,282
Lose 'em. Come on.

1122
01:02:53,818 --> 01:02:55,053
Is that it?

1123
01:02:56,287 --> 01:02:57,756
- Well, go and knock then.
- I know.

1124
01:02:58,823 --> 01:03:00,292
You got this.

1125
01:03:01,258 --> 01:03:02,160
Be firm.

1126
01:03:03,093 --> 01:03:04,329
Be aggressive, Kev.

1127
01:03:10,234 --> 01:03:11,000
Angie.

1128
01:03:11,002 --> 01:03:13,435
Oh.

1129
01:03:13,437 --> 01:03:16,037
- What are you doing here?
- Okay, listen.

1130
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,008
I've come to tell you that I think
that you're, you're like sunsets

1131
01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:21,310
- in Montana.
- Oh, god.

1132
01:03:21,312 --> 01:03:22,912
- You're like...
- Kevin...

1133
01:03:22,914 --> 01:03:25,117
- No, just hear me out, okay?
- Who is that?

1134
01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:28,053
I'm no one.

1135
01:03:29,019 --> 01:03:30,155
I'm proud of you.

1136
01:03:31,890 --> 01:03:34,457
You're like the poetry or Rumi,

1137
01:03:34,459 --> 01:03:36,359
and, and, you have
Einstein-ian proportions,

1138
01:03:36,361 --> 01:03:39,629
and I like, I like spending time with you.

1139
01:03:39,631 --> 01:03:43,299
- And I treasure you, and...
- Hey, Angie. Uh...

1140
01:03:43,301 --> 01:03:46,636
Five letter word, starts
with an 'L' insect Steve...

1141
01:03:46,638 --> 01:03:48,040
Sounds like Steve.

1142
01:03:51,408 --> 01:03:52,310
Is that...

1143
01:03:57,347 --> 01:03:58,249
Steve.

1144
01:03:59,751 --> 01:04:00,819
What are you doing here, Steve?

1145
01:04:02,953 --> 01:04:04,486
Crossword.

1146
01:04:04,488 --> 01:04:05,854
What are you doing here, Steve?

1147
01:04:05,856 --> 01:04:07,256
What are you doing here?

1148
01:04:07,258 --> 01:04:09,058
- What are you doing here, Steve?
- Well, she called me, and...

1149
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:11,597
- She needs some help with her...
- Just tell him.

1150
01:04:12,530 --> 01:04:13,962
Listen.

1151
01:04:13,964 --> 01:04:15,298
It just happened, Kev.

1152
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,631
You're sleeping with her?

1153
01:04:16,633 --> 01:04:20,405
- This is just a misunderstanding...
- Yeah, he is.

1154
01:04:20,972 --> 01:04:22,071
We're in love.

1155
01:04:22,073 --> 01:04:23,841
- Oh, you're in love with her?
- No!

1156
01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:26,843
We made some bad decisions and...

1157
01:04:26,845 --> 01:04:27,910
Why didn't you tell me?

1158
01:04:27,912 --> 01:04:29,548
Listen, we didn't want to hurt you.

1159
01:04:31,982 --> 01:04:33,519
You said she wasn't good enough for me.

1160
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:37,722
And you're right.

1161
01:04:39,323 --> 01:04:42,491
You're right. And you,

1162
01:04:42,493 --> 01:04:44,292
I didn't mean all that shit about Montana.

1163
01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:46,162
Okay? Someone told me to say that.

1164
01:04:46,164 --> 01:04:50,234
And, uh... I got a blowjob from that
stripper because I didn't love you enough.

1165
01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:08,153
Fuck!

1166
01:05:12,890 --> 01:05:14,055
Stupid.

1167
01:05:16,193 --> 01:05:18,294
- Give me the keys.
- Bro, I'm so sorry.

1168
01:05:18,296 --> 01:05:21,196
Listen, I'm gonna find you the money
for Trampoline World, all right?

1169
01:05:21,198 --> 01:05:24,700
- I think it's a fucking great...
- Just give me the fucking keys.

1170
01:05:27,839 --> 01:05:29,071
Here.

1171
01:05:29,073 --> 01:05:31,577
You can never be a part
of Trampoline World.

1172
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:50,026
<i>Hello. Bet you didn't think
you'd hear from me today.</i>

1173
01:05:50,028 --> 01:05:54,529
<i>I'm sorry, I don't know what
to say. I just... I miss you.</i>

1174
01:05:54,531 --> 01:05:56,531
<i>And I want you to know
that you were right</i>

1175
01:05:56,533 --> 01:05:58,836
<i>about me being in a
wheelchair emotionally.</i>

1176
01:06:07,211 --> 01:06:09,645
<i>I've learned now that...</i>

1177
01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:11,680
<i>I wasn't good enough for you, Karen.</i>

1178
01:06:11,682 --> 01:06:16,384
<i>And I'm not even good enough
for this world anymore.</i>

1179
01:06:16,386 --> 01:06:19,522
<i>Don't go into the red room, okay?</i>

1180
01:06:19,524 --> 01:06:21,424
<i>I keep all my records in the bureau</i>

1181
01:06:21,426 --> 01:06:23,491
<i>so that you can have
everything that you want.</i>

1182
01:06:23,493 --> 01:06:26,731
<i>Take anything. Leave
what you don't want.</i>

1183
01:06:32,903 --> 01:06:35,303
- Uh, Hank's phone?
- Hi, it's me.

1184
01:06:35,305 --> 01:06:37,573
I am a giant asshole.

1185
01:06:37,575 --> 01:06:40,308
All right? I made a
huge mistake, and I'd...

1186
01:06:40,310 --> 01:06:42,345
- <i>like to take it all back.</i>
- Is Hank with you?

1187
01:06:42,347 --> 01:06:47,450
I realize now that you are more
interesting than anything in Montana.

1188
01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:50,019
And that any movie or any poetry written...

1189
01:06:50,021 --> 01:06:51,756
Just shut up! Where's Hank?

1190
01:06:52,723 --> 01:06:54,957
- What?
- <i>Something's wrong with Hank.</i>

1191
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:56,424
What's wrong with Hank?

1192
01:06:56,426 --> 01:06:58,896
<i>You have to find him, Kevin.
He's gonna kill himself.</i>

1193
01:06:59,597 --> 01:07:00,895
<i>What?</i>

1194
01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:03,332
I found a video on his phone.
He's gonna do it. Now. Today.

1195
01:07:03,334 --> 01:07:06,901
What? That doesn't make any sense.
He was happy when we left. He...

1196
01:07:06,903 --> 01:07:08,537
<i>He thinks Angie and
I got back together.</i>

1197
01:07:08,539 --> 01:07:10,573
That's worse. That's what he wanted.

1198
01:07:10,575 --> 01:07:13,345
<i>Go to the red room. He said
not to go into the red room.</i>

1199
01:07:20,785 --> 01:07:21,752
Hank!

1200
01:07:29,894 --> 01:07:30,761
Hank?

1201
01:07:32,763 --> 01:07:33,832
Oh, my God, Hank!

1202
01:07:38,635 --> 01:07:39,834
Where is Hank?

1203
01:07:39,836 --> 01:07:41,169
Get the fuck off of me.

1204
01:07:41,171 --> 01:07:44,372
Carl, he might hurt himself,
okay? I need to know where he is.

1205
01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:45,374
He's taking a nap.

1206
01:07:45,376 --> 01:07:47,276
Just like everybody else!

1207
01:07:47,278 --> 01:07:48,611
Just tell me where he is!

1208
01:07:48,613 --> 01:07:50,948
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shut up!

1209
01:07:52,749 --> 01:07:53,751
What day is it?

1210
01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:55,721
Friday.

1211
01:07:56,254 --> 01:07:57,752
Oh, no, no, no.

1212
01:07:57,754 --> 01:08:00,459
Oh, no, God. Oh, God. That can't be good.

1213
01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:04,896
Fuck, Carl! Where's Hank?

1214
01:08:05,897 --> 01:08:08,129
I told you, motherfucker!

1215
01:08:08,131 --> 01:08:09,635
He's taking a nap!

1216
01:08:13,838 --> 01:08:14,906
Hank!

1217
01:08:15,673 --> 01:08:16,540
Hank!

1218
01:08:17,141 --> 01:08:18,310
Hank!

1219
01:08:27,851 --> 01:08:28,787
Hank!

1220
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,722
Are you out there?

1221
01:08:34,158 --> 01:08:35,494
I'm fine.

1222
01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:38,529
I wanted to get a little air is all.

1223
01:08:40,097 --> 01:08:41,466
I'm coming up.

1224
01:08:43,767 --> 01:08:45,503
It's a long way down, buddy.

1225
01:08:47,137 --> 01:08:48,707
Hank, I'm a fucking roofer.

1226
01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:50,742
Good point.

1227
01:08:52,677 --> 01:08:55,347
I just... wanna talk.

1228
01:09:01,586 --> 01:09:04,955
It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin.

1229
01:09:07,158 --> 01:09:09,961
I'm not gonna kill myself if
that's what you're thinking.

1230
01:09:11,095 --> 01:09:12,129
That's good.

1231
01:09:12,930 --> 01:09:13,798
I just...

1232
01:09:14,731 --> 01:09:17,066
wanted to hang out for a while.

1233
01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:19,137
You didn't invite me
to this party, remember?

1234
01:09:23,507 --> 01:09:24,842
How did it go with Angie?

1235
01:09:27,145 --> 01:09:28,647
She was having sex with my brother.

1236
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:30,414
What?

1237
01:09:32,315 --> 01:09:33,448
That's basically it.

1238
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:35,686
Jesus.

1239
01:09:36,587 --> 01:09:38,924
God, I am a waste of space, huh?

1240
01:09:41,057 --> 01:09:42,758
And this.

1241
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,127
This pen, remember that? I
stole it from that nice nurse.

1242
01:09:46,129 --> 01:09:48,165
I mean, I am a fucking asshole.

1243
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:50,398
That's not true.

1244
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:54,969
It is true. I'm a dark hole.
I don't make anyone feel good.

1245
01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:58,008
Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
Why don't you just come back inside?

1246
01:10:02,779 --> 01:10:03,781
Kevin...

1247
01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,052
you're a good guy.

1248
01:10:08,186 --> 01:10:09,417
You are.

1249
01:10:09,419 --> 01:10:11,155
But we're not even really friends.

1250
01:10:12,222 --> 01:10:13,591
And how sad is that?

1251
01:10:14,592 --> 01:10:17,393
Look who was at my party, for example.

1252
01:10:17,395 --> 01:10:19,761
Got a bunch of guys I've barely met,

1253
01:10:19,763 --> 01:10:22,100
girls that I've paid for and Carl.

1254
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:24,703
Carl, for Christ sakes.

1255
01:10:27,003 --> 01:10:28,205
I didn't want this.

1256
01:10:32,409 --> 01:10:34,443
I just wanted to go out quietly,

1257
01:10:34,445 --> 01:10:37,582
have something good happen before I left.

1258
01:10:39,816 --> 01:10:41,817
Something... Something good is happening.

1259
01:10:41,819 --> 01:10:43,955
What the fuck are you doing up there?

1260
01:10:44,454 --> 01:10:45,723
Zade!

1261
01:10:48,191 --> 01:10:50,125
You wanna have sex with me?

1262
01:10:50,127 --> 01:10:52,527
Get the fuck down from there!

1263
01:10:52,529 --> 01:10:55,699
I should let you know that I'm
not hung up on Angie anymore.

1264
01:10:57,901 --> 01:11:00,638
I think I might love... Millicent.

1265
01:11:03,207 --> 01:11:04,209
Why?

1266
01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:06,877
You're funny.

1267
01:11:07,445 --> 01:11:08,713
You're smart.

1268
01:11:10,248 --> 01:11:11,482
Brave.

1269
01:11:12,449 --> 01:11:13,581
And?

1270
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,149
And beautiful.

1271
01:11:15,151 --> 01:11:18,622
You're really beautiful even
when you're being disgusting.

1272
01:11:21,391 --> 01:11:22,791
You're an idiot.

1273
01:11:22,793 --> 01:11:24,059
I know.

1274
01:11:24,061 --> 01:11:26,264
I'd still really like to
have sex with you though.

1275
01:11:27,464 --> 01:11:28,999
Not gonna happen.

1276
01:11:30,467 --> 01:11:31,635
Damn it, Zade.

1277
01:11:34,605 --> 01:11:36,708
Stop being such a fucking prude.

1278
01:11:40,778 --> 01:11:41,646
Okay.

1279
01:11:42,212 --> 01:11:43,080
See?

1280
01:11:44,047 --> 01:11:45,546
Just come back inside

1281
01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,983
so Zade and I can have sexual intercourse.

1282
01:11:48,985 --> 01:11:51,622
You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

1283
01:11:52,923 --> 01:11:53,859
Well...

1284
01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:58,559
If you don't come back inside and you jump

1285
01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:01,031
Zade and I definitely won't have sex.

1286
01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:04,836
How about it?

1287
01:12:05,202 --> 01:12:06,669
He jumps,

1288
01:12:06,671 --> 01:12:08,106
are you still gonna do me?

1289
01:12:09,105 --> 01:12:10,274
Definitely not.

1290
01:12:14,311 --> 01:12:16,914
All right. Enough of this shit, huh?

1291
01:12:17,914 --> 01:12:20,851
I don't wanna drink anyways. Beer is flat.

1292
01:12:22,586 --> 01:12:24,620
Wait, hold on!

1293
01:12:24,622 --> 01:12:26,324
- Hank!
- Hank!

1294
01:12:30,593 --> 01:12:33,295
Pull me up, you son of a bitch!

1295
01:13:00,690 --> 01:13:01,926
Is he asleep?

1296
01:13:02,493 --> 01:13:03,828
I think so.

1297
01:13:16,873 --> 01:13:19,310
There's clean sheets
in the walk-in closet.

1298
01:13:20,311 --> 01:13:21,713
Swiss cotton.

1299
01:13:39,363 --> 01:13:40,832
Are you sure you want to do this?

1300
01:13:43,066 --> 01:13:44,168
Oh, okay.

1301
01:14:28,611 --> 01:14:30,248
You're clenching my feet.

1302
01:14:33,184 --> 01:14:34,386
We broke the curse.

1303
01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:38,756
So, can I call you?

1304
01:14:39,824 --> 01:14:41,726
Well, why would you need to call me?

1305
01:14:42,959 --> 01:14:44,928
So we can see each other again.

1306
01:14:45,895 --> 01:14:47,097
That will cost you.

1307
01:14:49,867 --> 01:14:51,970
How much is a day pass at Tramps again?

1308
01:14:56,739 --> 01:14:58,175
Nothing bad happened.

1309
01:14:58,641 --> 01:14:59,711
No.

1310
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,850
I think you should get that.

1311
01:15:07,418 --> 01:15:08,884
Okay.

1312
01:15:08,886 --> 01:15:11,185
If it's a stripper don't let her in.

1313
01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:12,056
Okay.

1314
01:15:15,592 --> 01:15:17,358
Holy fucking shit!

1315
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,995
Are you okay?

1316
01:15:19,997 --> 01:15:22,296
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1317
01:15:22,298 --> 01:15:23,631
- I'm okay.
- Okay.

1318
01:15:23,633 --> 01:15:24,903
- Okay.
- Okay.

1319
01:15:25,269 --> 01:15:26,501
I'm okay.

1320
01:15:26,503 --> 01:15:29,908
I'm not cursed. I'm not
cursed. I'm not cursed.

1321
01:15:34,311 --> 01:15:35,280
Hello.

1322
01:15:35,812 --> 01:15:37,047
I pressed the bell.

1323
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,594
That's right, you did press the bell.

1324
01:15:53,596 --> 01:15:55,496
- How are you doing, buddy?
- Good.

1325
01:15:55,498 --> 01:15:57,599
Good. Kev,

1326
01:15:57,601 --> 01:15:59,334
always a pleasure. God bless.

1327
01:15:59,336 --> 01:16:01,103
- Ready to go to the aquarium?
- Yes, Dad.

1328
01:16:01,105 --> 01:16:03,842
Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.

1329
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:05,376
How are ya?

1330
01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:08,213
Oh, that was a good party.

1331
01:16:09,913 --> 01:16:12,015
- That guy's married?
- Happily.

1332
01:16:13,050 --> 01:16:14,918
It's classic romance.

1333
01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:25,562
You look like the guy who cleans the pool.

1334
01:16:27,698 --> 01:16:29,298
Are you okay up on those heels?

1335
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,207
I hate lines.

1336
01:16:39,209 --> 01:16:41,212
Girls never have trouble at the door.

1337
01:16:42,079 --> 01:16:43,548
Maybe you can help me get in.

1338
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,113
Parasite.

1339
01:16:46,115 --> 01:16:47,051
Tourist.

1340
01:17:35,862 --> 01:17:40,862
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