Holiday Oneshot with Derpy (WIP)

Another one shot I'm working on. Will hopefully power on through and finish it soon.

Sitting in the middle of a wide open plain Luna and Anonymous sip tea and stare up into the night sky.
Luna takes a sip of her tea before giving you an admonishing look.
“You know you really shouldn’t be sleeping on the job Anonymous.”
You sigh heavily.
“Luna…. Why is it every time I take a break from my backbreaking labour you show up and kick my dream to the curb, replacing it with tea time?”
“Backbreaking? I find you here so much I doubt you do any work at all.”
“Well it’s a slow season.”
Luna chuckles and shakes her head.
“It’s the holiday season Anonymous. The busiest time of the year for the mail industry. Your manager is going to scream your mane off if he catches you shirking your duty.”
“What about you? I bet you’re in Canterlot right now sleeping on your throne. Probably drooling too.”
“I beg your pardon! A princess does not drool!”
“Celestia’s probably poking you with the royal stick. Trying to stop you from snoring too loud.”
You laugh at the mental image before turning away and looking up at the stars.
Suddenly Luna is right in front of you pulling back her hoof to strike you.
You throw up your hands to shield yourself.
“Wo Luna I was just kidding!”
She gives you a sinister smile.
Everything goes black.
You hear Luna whisper directly in your ear.
“Wake up.”
You’re thrust back into reality as something big slams into your stomach.
“Oof”
Your eyes shoot open to see Derpy sitting on you, her hooves latched onto your face as she yells.
“We got a job Mr Nony!”
You spring up from the comfy boxes you had stacked into a makeshift bed, throwing Derpy off of you. She spreads her wings and flaps them, lazily hovering above of you.
“We got a package to delver! Number one super important delivery!”
“Jeeze Derpy try to be a little more gentle. Almost lost my lunch there.”
She smiles happily at you.
“Sorry Nony but we got work to do! Special delivery! Chief wants us to handle this together. The best of the force!”
Best? The clumsiest and the laziest workers partnered up…..
“Alright Derpy. Where are we going?”
Derpy flys over to the map on the wall and slams her hoof on it.
“Right there.”
Yawning you rub the sleep from your eyes and walk over.
“Where?”
She taps the map again.
“There!”
“Derpy you’re pointing at a mountain.”
She smiles again.
“Yep!”
You stare at her dumbly as she continues to tap the map and smile.
Turning away you storm out of the warehouse.
“Chief!” you yell out. “Where the hell are you?”
You notice him talking with a bunch of pegasi. They hear you yelling and stop to stare at you.
The chief face hooves and trots over to you.
“Anonymous this had better be important.”
“What's the big deal sending me to a damn mountain?”
“Calm down Anonymous, its not that big a deal.”
“Not a big deal? I can’t fly!”
“Anonymous. Its not that far and from what I hear its not much of a climb. Get it done and you and Derpy can have the rest of the day off.”
“Rest of the day? I won’t get to the mountain before the day is over let alone climb it! Why can’t you just send a pegasis?”
“The parcel is too heavy for pegasis.”
“Then use the flying truck cart thingy.”
“It lost a wheel.
“What? It lost a……what?!
“Sorry Anon its up to you and Derpy. Everyone else is busy.”
“Wait….why send me along with Derpy?”
The chief glares at you.
“To keep you from dumping the parcel in a lake and running off again.”
“That was one time and it was full of bees…..angry BEES!”
“Those bees were dormant!”
“Tell that to my ass! They stung it like fifty times!”
“ANOYMOUS!” The chief yells..
“You are taking the package to the mountain and that is final!”
He flutters his wings. Bringing himself right up into your face.
“Get your winter gear and get out there!”
Stepping back you raise your hands up in defeat.
“Alright alright” you mutter.
Turning away you slip into the clothing station. Derpy’s already there trying to put her gear on.
She looks up at you and beams. Bringing her front hoof up to hoof bump you.
You begrudgingly return the bump.
“Heck ya super delivery team on the case!”
You get your gear on and help Derpy into hers.
Comfortably snug in your thick coat, toque, gloves and scarf you head outside.
Its starting to snow heavily again. Weather team must be outdoing themselves for the holidays.
“Ok Derpy. Where’s the package?”
“I’ll get it!”
She takes off into the air like a rocket.
You hear a crash. A couple of frightened shouts followed by ponys yelling angrily.
Sighing you run off in the direction Derpy went.
You find Derpy being chewed out by one of the higher ups, some unicorn desk jockey.
Derpy is sitting with her face down apologising.
Time to defuse the situation. Grabbing some snow you quickly make a snowball and bif it at the unicorn.
It hits him square on the snout making him jump back in surprise.
You walk up and with the smuggiest grin you can muster you say in a terrible austrian accent “Chill out.”
Open mouthed with shock Derpy and the unicorn stare at you completely dumbstruck.
The unicorn is the first to laugh.
Ponies love terrible jokes.
He turns to Derpy.
“Just try to watch where your going next time.”
“I will. Sorry again…”
“Its ok Derpy. Mistakes happen.”
The unicorn walks off chuckling to himself.
Derpy punches you in the leg.
“Ouch what the hell?”
“Chill out?! Are you serious?!”
“Hey it worked didn’t it? Now where’s the package?”
>Derpy crosses her front hooves and pouts.
 “Oh come on. It wasn’t that bad a joke….Lets just go get the package and get out here.”
>Derpys face lights up.
>“I’ma go get some provisions! Its gonna be a long trip!”
“Wait Derpy!”
>But its too late. Derpys once again zooms off. Probably to that sugary place.
>“Anoymous!” some stallion calls.
>Turning around you see the Unicorn you biffed a snowball at.
>“Your parcel is over here.” He points behind him to a large box wrapped in paper.
>You head on over and inspect the box.
“How heavy is this thing?”