dreck

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

--------------

Shrek, if you don't know what it is, is the story of an ogre who has to save a princess to win back his swamp from a king, who's filled it with fairytale creatures.

Well Shrek has a hidden meaning. This hidden meaning is to do with Oskar Schindler and WWII. Confused? Keep reading.

Shrek is hated at the start of the film because he's an ogre, just like Oskar was hated because he was part of the nazi party. Shrek then finds his swamp filled with Fairytale creatures that have been forced to live there, just like the concerntration camps in WWII. Shrek then has to bargain with the king to get the creatures out of his swamp, just like Schindler bargained for Jewish lives. I should also mention that Lord Farquar despises Fairytale creatures, and tortures them, just like Hitler hated Jewish people and experimented with disabled people to 'find a cure'.

I realise that many of you will think this is a bit far fetched, but i think tis is a true hidden meaning.

--------------

motherfucker, you don't know what you just did. you do NOT say something like that here. watch your fucking back, because i'm going to paint my naked body green and hunt you down. i'm going to rip your arms off and shove them in your head like it's shrek's motherfucking ears. i'll fuck myself the ass right in front of you screaming OOH, DONKEY. check yourself, because i'm gonna shrek your shit. you fucked with the wrong brogre.

--------------

http://i.imgur.com/7R3Um.jpg

Hey Farquaads,

My name is shrek, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, swampy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass ogres. You are everything bad in the swamp. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any puss-in-boots? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ogres because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole shreked level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on shrekbook.

Don't be a shrek. Just shrek me with your best shot. I'm pretty much shrektacular. I was captain of the shrekball team, and starter on my basketshrek team. What the skrek do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn fiona"? I also get straight shreks's, and have a banging hot fiona (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just shrek yourselves. Thanks for listening.

--------------


Shrek changed my life by seizing the last little ounce of sanity I had. That green piece of shit was horrible in all of his movies and quite frankly his audience should only consist of those 12 and under. Mike Myers has now reached a new low that I formerly thought could only be obtained through the process of mouth fucking a homeless man and repeating the phrase "Eddie Murphy is excepted among the white community". Oh and that Shrek macaroni and cheese tastes like Fiona's stanky ogre muff


--------------