HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 4: LAPTI NEK

	BLOW THE SKIN: Available? Roh Katsura Daishi overcoming? Crawling? Others. It is a selfish work display.

Led through the corridor, Blow the Skin is frightened by the sight of an alien creature.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Oh! Fear of many people! Oh!

(GROWLING)

(WHISTLING)

(WHINING)

(DROID YELLING)

(SCREAMING)

Blow the Skin and R2 are led into a robotic torture chamber (which the LEGO set somehow tried passing off as a "droid factory") and are introduced to their new supervisor, EV-9D9.

	EV-9D9: So it's true. And others. K, what are you doing?

	BLOW THE SKIN: I am C-3PO ...

	EV-9D9: No, no, no, no, no.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Well, yes.

	EV-9D9: Oh, my God, what is it?

	BLOW THE SKIN: I'm familiar with 600 Man Mizodori, Easy Communication ...

	EV-9D9: gorgeous. We have no explanation ... Our owners, because we have our last protcal droid ... Tuesday. The English family and.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Demolition?

(SCREAMS)

Blow the Skin looks on in horror as a robot is torn apart limb by limb.

	EV-9D9: One of the projects. I didn't like it. This... And taking backup client jazz master chamber.

Blow the SKin is dragged away by a Gamorrean Guard while begging of R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: R2, separate separation!

(EXCLAIMS)

(WHISTLES, BEEPING)

EV-9D9 turns around to adress R2.

	EV-9D9: Day of the year... - And in this case ... I don't know, a letter from a nuclear power plant... It's true that the locals are still paying attention.

Meanwhile, a Gonk Droid is (somehow) being tortured be getting its feet burned.

	GONK DROID: "Why?" - "What?""

(SCREAMING)

Back in Java's throne room, the crowd is watching a big performance with singers and dancers. (After some contemplation, I have decided to use the original Lapti Nek number here.)

(Yes, I did find an English version to translate.)

	JAVA: Your

LAPTI NEK (1983): PERFORMED BY SNY SNOODLES:

(HUTTESE MUSIC PLAYING)

	No need to order
	And this freedom is there. <url>
	If not for the drop.
	I know you won.
	How to make meat?
	And now I'm leaving.
	You should read this carefully.
	That's why, " he said.:::

	Now check it out. Now the devil has spoken.
	Title
	Do you
	know your name, too?""
	Now check it out. Now the devil has spoken.
	No need to order
	How to make meat?
	And now I'm leaving.
	You should read this carefully.
	If not for the drop.
	I know you won.
	Title
	Now check it out. Now the devil has spoken.
	Title
	Do you
	know your name, too?""
	Now check it out. Now the devil has spoken.
	Thank you guys! From the Gospel of Luke
	How to make meat?
	And now I'm leaving.
	You should read this carefully.
	I know you won.
"
(.......repeats, fades...........)

Java tries to pull one of the dancing girls, Oola, closer to him. She desperately resists his grasp.

	JAVA: "Garbage and Tiggy!"Juno! - Good girl!

	OOLA: No, bitch, no, no! No, no! NATO!

	JAVA: "Bosco!

(SCREAMING)

Java has had enough and opens up a trap door beneath Oola's feet. (Depending on which version you watch, you may or may not see where she ends up later.) Sly Snoodles is shocked and stops singing.

	SLY SNOODLES:  Body.. Amethyst ... "Oh!"

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(WHOOPING)

(BANGING)

- (CREAKING)
- (GASPS)

- (GROWLING)
- (SCREAMING)

(SQUEALS)

The commotion is stopped by the sound of a gun shot. A bounty hunter going by the name of Boushh enters the chamber - pushing aside a guest trying to stop them - while dragging along Drag Along in chains.

- (ZAPS)
- (HUTTESE)

Ring

(YELLS)

(HUTTESE)

(GROANS)

- (CHEWIE EXCLAIMS)

	BOUSHH: My prize money On the crawling Wookiee.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Not good. Chewbacca.

	JAVA: I have some questions. Don't come back.

Java calls up Blow the Skin to interprete Boushh's cryptic words, hoping to have them translated into something which actually makes sense.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Correct, self-indulgence, Christian worship. Yes?

	JAVA: Bacoratka Pipagi subspecies absent.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Outstanding Tomoe Huan reception price price ... Money with money Awards 25,000.

	BOUSHH: I need five man.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "50,000. Little."

Furiously, Java lashes out against the translator, knocking Blow the Skin over.

(YELLS)

(C-3PO SCREAMS)

	JAVA: Tonglong sickle 50 cabins!

	BLOW THE SKIN: What'd I Say?

	JAVA: Cream pie cookies?

Blow the Skin turns back toward the bounty hunter and resumes with the interpretation as if nothing had happened.

	BLOW THE SKIN: He demanded a more powerful reason, Java 5's cross.

	BOUSHH: And.

Boushh reveals a small grenade and activates it, causing it to blink and beep.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Written by others, Thermal detonator!

(SCREAMING)

(CHEWIE GROWLING)

Everybody panics, except for Java.

(LAUGHING)

	JAVA: This bounty hunter is my kind of crap... And it should be a gift. Uneetung30,dateel,V AHM NY.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Courtesy of Jabba 35 English Summation ... Take my scholarship.

(GROWLS)

	BOUSHH: Descending order

The bounty hunter deactivates the thermal detonator.

	BLOW THE SKIN: I agree with others!

(CHEWIE HOWLS)

(ROARING)

(FESTIVE TUNE PLAYING)

Drag Along is dragged away to be imprisoned. The musicians start playing and the whole party seems to get going again. Bib Fortuna approaches Boushh.

	BIB FORTUNA: You're a teenager.

	BOUSHH: Ziva. Two cars!

Boushh faces Pakistan Fee Special, who gives an approving nod. I have many questions and I'm not sure if I would like the answers.

(CHEWIE ROARS)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

(GROWLING)

The guards put Drag Along in a cell. A rather familiar-looking guard reveals his face to nobody in particular.

END OF SCENE 4.