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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Yo, Tommy!
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- Hey, taxi!
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- Cigars. Cigarettes.
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- Great idea.
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- Hello, New York.
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- I'm Bobby Rydell,
- and I'm glad to be here.
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- Thank you all for coming
- to see us tonight.
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- It's Saturday night
- at the Copa.
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- We think you're gonna have
- a great time tonight.
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- We're gonna do our best
- to make sure of that.
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- As always,
- a very special thanks
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- to Mr. Jules Podell
- for having us out.
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- Let's get started.
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- ♪ That old black magic has me
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- ♪ In its spell
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- ♪ That old black magic
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- ♪ That you, uh, weave so well
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- - ♪ Those icy fingers
- - Cigars? Cigarettes?
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- - ♪ Up and down my spine
- - Thanks.
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- ♪ The same old witchcraft
- when your eyes meet mine ♪
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- ♪ I love them so well
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- - ♪ That same old tingle
- - WOMAN: Cigars?
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- ♪ That I feel inside
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- ♪ And then that elevator
- starts its ride ♪
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- ♪ Darling...
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- Hello, sweetheart.
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- Here's my coat.
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- And you see this here hat?
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- I want you to guard it
- with your life.
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- It was a gift from my mother.
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- Yes, Mr. Loscudo.
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- Here, that's for you.
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- Thank you, sir.
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- Gio!
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- Hey, Carmine.
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- - How are you, pally?
- - Good to see you.
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- Oh, thank you.
- That's unnecessary.
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- Come on, let's go. <i>Andiamo.</i>
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- I saw this kid Bobby Rydell
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- two and a half years ago
- in South Philly.
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- Nobody knew who he was.
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- Th-They know him now.
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- Hey, give me Loscudo's hat.
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- - But he said to guard it.
- - I know. I heard.
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- Give it to me, all right?
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- Come on.
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- ♪ Yeah, I should stay away
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- ♪ But what can I do?
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- ♪ I hear your name...
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- Hey, be respectful,
- and watch your mouth.
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- Shut up. She works here,
- all right, tough guy?
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- Yeah, what are you gonna do?
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- Tony Lip!
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- ♪ Well, now you're the lover
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- ♪ I have waited for
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- ♪ You're the mate that fate
- had me created for ♪
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- ♪ And every time
- your lips meet mine, yow... ♪
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- You put your hands on me,
- you punk?
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- Do yourself a favor...
- go home with your friends.
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- You don't tell me where to go.
- You know who I am?
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- I'm going back in there.
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- ♪ Under that old black magic
- called love ♪
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- ♪ Keep talking about
- that black old magic ♪
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- ♪ Yeah, baby,
- 'cause I love, oh, yeah ♪
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- ♪ Love that thing
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- ♪ Old black magic
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- ♪ Yeah, love...
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- You tell Juley Podell,
- if I don't
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- get my hat,
- I'm gonna burn this joint down!
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- - You hear me?
- - Joe, it's gonna turn up.
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- I swear to God
- it's gonna turn up.
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- - Really?!
- - It'll turn up.
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- You tell that fat Jew bastard,
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- I don't get my hat,
- I'll burn the Copa down.
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- I'm gonna have to go back
- to driving garbage trucks.
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- Jesus Christ.
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- Loscudo's out of his mind.
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- - Mm-hmm.
- - We earned our money tonight.
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- Lip, I thought you were
- gonna kill that guy.
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- Yeah.
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- Better him than me.
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- So, what are you gonna do
- while we're closed?
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- I don't know.
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- Maybe go work
- at my uncle's pizza joint.
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- You?
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- I'm gonna drink for two months.
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- Take me home, Lip.
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- - Hey, good luck.
- - You, too.
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- See you, Carmine.
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- No, you shouldn't...
- that should not happen.
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- - No, I don't want to be a...
- - Well...
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- My hat.
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- Heard it was missing,
- so I looked into it.
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- I wanted to kill that broad.
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- No, no. It wasn't her fault.
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- Who had the balls
- to clip Gio's hat?
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- Don't worry about it.
- I took care of it.
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- Yeah, I hope you gave him
- some beating.
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- Here.
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- Take this.
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- Put it in your kick.
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- No, no, thanks.
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- It was a pleasure,
- Mr. Loscudo, really.
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- Bullshit. Take it.
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- And from now on, you don't
- call me "Mr. Loscudo."
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- You hear me?
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- I'm your pal, Gio.
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- ♪ One early morning
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- ♪ As I was walking
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- ♪ I met a woman
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- ♪ We started talking
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- ♪ I took her home
- to get a few nips ♪
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- ♪ But all I had
- was a mint julep ♪
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- ♪ One mint julep
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- ♪ Was the cause of it all
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- ♪ Ooh
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- ♪ I don't remember
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- ♪ Just how it started
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- ♪ But all I know is
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- ♪ We should have parted
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- ♪ I stole a kiss
- and then another ♪
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- ♪ I didn't mean to
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- ♪ Take it further
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- ♪ One mint julep
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- ♪ Was the cause of it all
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- ♪ The lights were burning low
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- ♪ There in the parlor
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- ♪ When through
- the kitchen door ♪
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- ♪ Up popped her father
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- ♪ He said, "I saw you when
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- ♪ "You kissed my daughter
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- ♪ "Gotta wed her right now
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- ♪ Or face a slaughter"
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- ♪ One mint julep
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- ♪ Was the cause of it all.
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- Morning.
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- Good night.
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- One down, and
- the batter will be Roger Maris.
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- We need to get back in this.
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- The pitch
- to Maris, curveball...
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- Come on, Roger. Come on.
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- Come on, Roger, hit one out!
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- - Let's do it!
- - Johnny, quiet.
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- - You're gonna jinx it.
- - Come on, Roger.
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- - Come on.
- - Hey, Johnny.
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- Think you could yell
- a little louder?
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- - Maris is up.
- - Yeah, so am I now.
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- What the hell all you guys
- doing here?
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- All right.
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- We came over
- to keep Dolores company.
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- We're in the fifth inning...
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- - Come on.
- - Tony!
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- Thank you, ma'am.
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- Here's the pitch.
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- Fouls it back to the crowd.
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- One ball, one strike.
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- - Come on, Roger, please.
- - Let's do it, baby.
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- - I'll walk you out.
- - Sure.
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- We need to get back in this ball game.
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- - Come on.
- - Thank you so much.
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- No problem.
- Just give us a call.
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- Come on, come on, Roger.
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- - The one-two pitch.
- - Come on, baby.
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- The curve is hit
- deep into right field...
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- We did it! We got it!
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- - Yeah!
- - There it is!
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- - All right.
- - Three-one, baby. Three-one.
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- - Coming back.
- - Roger, baby, way to go!
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- - Three-one.
- - Way to go!
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- Do it again.
- Let's do it again.
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- Come on, baby.
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- No, Tony.
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- Go get dressed.
- We're gonna eat.
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- All right.
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- No game seven, no game seven.
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- From thy bounty,
- through Christ, our Lord.
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- - Amen.
- - Amen.
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- 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,066
- And if anyone hears of a job
- for Tony, let us know.
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- - Dolor.
- - What?
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- Please.
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- What happened? You get fired?
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- - No.
- - No.
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- The Copa's closing for repairs,
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- so he just needs something
- for a couple of months.
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- All the people he knows, he'll
- find something in no time.
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- 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:28,524
- Well, he had a great job
- at the Sanitation Department.
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- You shouldn't have punched out
- the foreman.
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- He shouldn't have woke me up.
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- That's Tony.
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- I can't believe they lost.
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- - Don't worry, don't worry.
- - Relax.
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- That never happened before.
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- They're gonna win
- the World Series.
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- I'm telling you,
- this is gonna be
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- the easiest 50 bucks
- you're ever gonna make.
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- Yeah, we'll see.
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- Hey, there they are.
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- Hi, Johnny.
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- - Tony, how are you?
- - Hey, Paulie.
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- - How you doing?
- - I'm good, I'm good.
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- 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,065
- So, uh, Johnny here
- tells me you ate
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- 48 White Castle burgers
- all in one sitting.
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- Cheeseburgers.
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- You tell him, Frankie.
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- I don't believe it.
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- What do we care
- if you believe it?
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- Hey, Gorman.
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- 00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,344
- What's the record here
- for hot dogs?
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- 18, Fat Paulie.
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- 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:26,348
- Why wasn't Lip in
- on that contest?
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- 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,383
- What contest?
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- I was hungry.
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- 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,120
- Well,
- the bet's simple.
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- Half a C-note.
- Most hot dogs in an hour wins.
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- With toppings.
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- - What the hell you weigh?
- - 260.
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- Hey, two...
- Your left ass weighs 260.
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- May my mother-in-law drop dead
- on the spot if I'm lying.
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- - All right. You're on.
- - Good.
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- Pick it up, Lip!
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- The baby elephant just hit 19!
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- Let's go, Lip! Let's go!
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- Come on, let's go, Lip!
- Let's get this going!
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- You're embarrassing!
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- You're embarrassing your son!
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- He is killing you!
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- 00:11:13,364 --> 00:11:15,164
- Hey, Nicky,
- you doing your homework?
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- 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,833
- - Yep.
- - Good.
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- Where you been?
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- Gorman's.
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- I'm making dinner.
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- Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks
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- he could eat
- more hot dogs than me.
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- He knocked off 24.
- 236
- 00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:32,314
- Guy's an animal.
- 237
- 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,582
- Are you crazy?
- 238
- 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,317
- You lost $50?
- 239
- 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,623
- Dolores, please.
- 240
- 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,558
- I ate 26.
- 241
- 00:11:45,363 --> 00:11:48,097
- You are so lucky.
- 242
- 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:49,465
- You know that?
- 243
- 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,233
- Rent is due on Monday.
- 244
- 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,575
- You gonna get that?
- 245
- 00:12:00,244 --> 00:12:02,344
- - Yeah?
- - Hey, Lip.
- 246
- 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,380
- Some guy called over here.
- A doctor.
- 247
- 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,215
- He's looking for a driver.
- 248
- 00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:08,150
- - You interested?
- - Yeah.
- 249
- 00:12:08,152 --> 00:12:10,720
- They're interviewing guys
- tomorrow afternoon.
- 250
- 00:12:10,722 --> 00:12:15,725
- The address is, uh,
- 881 7th Avenue.
- 251
- 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,627
- 2:15.
- 252
- 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,348
- Hey. Excuse me.
- 253
- 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:41,150
- We're not open right now,
- but you're welcome
- 254
- 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:43,185
- to purchase tickets
- to tonight's performance.
- 255
- 00:12:43,187 --> 00:12:44,353
- Nah, that's all right.
- 256
- 00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,656
- I, uh... I think
- I got the wrong address,
- 257
- 00:12:46,658 --> 00:12:49,425
- but, uh, is there
- a doctor's office in here?
- 258
- 00:12:49,427 --> 00:12:50,760
- A doctor's office?
- 259
- 00:12:50,762 --> 00:12:52,494
- Dr. Shirley?
- 260
- 00:12:52,496 --> 00:12:54,229
- You have the correct address.
- 261
- 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,434
- Dr. Shirley lives upstairs,
- above the Hall.
- 262
- 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,675
- How you doing?
- 263
- 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,454
- I'm here for the driver job.
- 264
- 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,256
- Tony Lip.
- 265
- 00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:22,692
- No Tony Lip.
- 266
- 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:25,194
- No, I should be on there.
- 267
- 00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:27,363
- Uh...
- 268
- 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:31,400
- no, um, I have a Tony Val...
- Valle-la-la...
- 269
- 00:13:31,402 --> 00:13:33,268
- Vallelonga. Yeah.
- 270
- 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,605
- That's me.
- 271
- 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,272
- Fill it out while you wait.
- 272
- 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,474
- What?
- 273
- 00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:40,542
- Fill it out while you wait.
- 274
- 00:13:40,544 --> 00:13:42,480
- Oh. Yeah.
- 275
- 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,303
- Have a seat.
- 276
- 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:37,399
- Mr. Vallelonga.
- Sorry to keep you waiting.
- 277
- 00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:38,768
- Oh.
- 278
- 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,871
- I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.
- 279
- 00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:43,606
- Tony.
- 280
- 00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:46,410
- Yes. Please sit down.
- 281
- 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:51,815
- Some place you got here.
- 282
- 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:53,850
- Are them horns real?
- 283
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,454
- Elephant tusks, yes.
- 284
- 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,822
- What about that?
- 285
- 00:14:58,824 --> 00:15:00,458
- Is that a molar?
- 286
- 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,292
- A what?
- 287
- 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,594
- A molar, a-a shark tooth.
- 288
- 00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:08,064
- Or a tiger's, maybe.
- 289
- 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,633
- It was a gift.
- 290
- 00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:13,603
- I thought, uh... I thought
- I was going to an office.
- 291
- 00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:16,505
- They said a doctor
- needed a driver.
- 292
- 00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:17,841
- That's all they told you?
- 293
- 00:15:17,843 --> 00:15:19,575
- Yeah.
- 294
- 00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:23,512
- Actually, it's a bit more
- complicated than that.
- 295
- 00:15:23,514 --> 00:15:25,717
- Have you ever driven
- professionally before?
- 296
- 00:15:26,752 --> 00:15:28,550
- Yeah. Sanitation.
- 297
- 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,319
- Garbage trucks.
- 298
- 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,889
- Plus, I drive my boss home
- at night.
- 299
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,724
- But I can drive anything.
- 300
- 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,793
- Limos. Tow trucks.
- 301
- 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,494
- Snowplows. Whatever.
- 302
- 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,662
- I see.
- 303
- 00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,597
- What other experience
- do you have?
- 304
- 00:15:41,599 --> 00:15:43,332
- I worked a lot of joints.
- 305
- 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,602
- Wagon Wheel,
- Peppermint Lounge, Copa.
- 306
- 00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:47,402
- In what capacity?
- 307
- 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,605
- What do you mean?
- 308
- 00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:50,539
- What did you do there?
- 309
- 00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:52,276
- Uh...
- 310
- 00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:54,944
- Public relations.
- 311
- 00:15:54,946 --> 00:15:58,715
- Well, first of all, Tony,
- I'm not a medical doctor.
- 312
- 00:15:58,717 --> 00:15:59,916
- I'm a musician.
- 313
- 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,351
- You mean, like, songs?
- 314
- 00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:03,585
- Yes.
- 315
- 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,554
- And I'm about to embark
- on a concert tour,
- 316
- 00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,489
- the majority of which
- will be down south.
- 317
- 00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:08,725
- Atlantic City.
- 318
- 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:09,893
- No.
- 319
- 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:11,560
- The Deep South.
- 320
- 00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:13,495
- First, we're starting
- in the Midwest,
- 321
- 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:14,898
- and then we're taking
- a hard left.
- 322
- 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,900
- Kentucky, North Carolina,
- Tennessee,
- 323
- 00:16:16,902 --> 00:16:18,868
- and on down through the Delta.
- 324
- 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,938
- Do you foresee any issues
- in working for a black man?
- 325
- 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,140
- No.
- 326
- 00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:25,708
- No, no, no.
- 327
- 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,777
- It was just the other day,
- me and the wife
- 328
- 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,815
- had a couple of colored guys
- over at the house.
- 329
- 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,850
- For-for drinks.
- 330
- 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:35,417
- Hmm. I see.
- 331
- 00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:36,585
- You're married.
- 332
- 00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,890
- Yeah. Two kids.
- 333
- 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:43,492
- I'm not sure this is the
- proper job for a married man.
- 334
- 00:16:43,494 --> 00:16:45,494
- Why? Are we bringing broads?
- 335
- 00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:48,965
- My point is we'll be gone
- for eight straight weeks.
- 336
- 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,634
- No breaks,
- right up until Christmas.
- 337
- 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,970
- You're quite sure you can leave
- your family for that long?
- 338
- 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,839
- Depends what you're paying.
- 339
- 00:16:55,841 --> 00:16:57,874
- A hundred dollars a week,
- plus room and board.
- 340
- 00:16:57,876 --> 00:16:58,975
- Hmm.
- 341
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,510
- But let me be crystal clear.
- 342
- 00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,478
- I'm not just hiring
- a chauffeur.
- 343
- 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,616
- I need someone
- who can handle my itinerary.
- 344
- 00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:09,451
- Be a personal assistant.
- I need a valet.
- 345
- 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,924
- I need someone who can launder
- my clothes and shine my shoes.
- 346
- 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,862
- Good luck, Doc.
- 347
- 00:17:19,563 --> 00:17:20,866
- Tony.
- 348
- 00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:27,770
- I had my record label
- ask around town
- 349
- 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,706
- to find me the right man.
- 350
- 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,376
- Your name came up
- more than once.
- 351
- 00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:36,646
- You've impressed several people
- with your...
- 352
- 00:17:36,648 --> 00:17:38,717
- innate ability
- to handle trouble.
- 353
- 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,851
- And that is why I called
- and inquired
- 354
- 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,822
- about your availability.
- 355
- 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,490
- Okay, here's the deal.
- 356
- 00:17:48,492 --> 00:17:50,525
- I got no problem
- being on the road with you.
- 357
- 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,661
- But I ain't no butler.
- 358
- 00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:53,562
- I ain't ironing no shirts,
- 359
- 00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:54,931
- and I'm not polishing
- nobody's shoes.
- 360
- 00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:57,233
- You need somebody to get you
- from point A to point B?
- 361
- 00:17:57,235 --> 00:17:58,635
- You need someone to make sure
- 362
- 00:17:58,637 --> 00:17:59,802
- there's no problems
- along the way?
- 363
- 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,804
- And believe me,
- you and the Deep South,
- 364
- 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:03,640
- there's gonna be problems.
- 365
- 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:04,908
- So, if you want me,
- 366
- 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,943
- it's a buck and a quarter
- a week.
- 367
- 00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:09,544
- Or go hire that little Chink
- just pranced out of here.
- 368
- 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,582
- See how far you get.
- 369
- 00:18:13,018 --> 00:18:16,551
- Well, Mr. Vallelonga,
- 370
- 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,888
- thank you for stopping by.
- 371
- 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,069
- Hey, Bobby.
- 372
- 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,971
- Give me a Rheingold.
- 373
- 00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:36,841
- Ice cold.
- 374
- 00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:46,851
- Mr. Tony.
- 375
- 00:18:48,552 --> 00:18:50,519
- Augie asking about you.
- 376
- 00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:53,690
- Come on!
- I'm dying of thirst over here.
- 377
- 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:54,724
- Shut up!
- 378
- 00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:56,560
- I'm talking.
- 379
- 00:18:59,297 --> 00:19:00,663
- When?
- 380
- 00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:02,867
- Now. He in his box.
- 381
- 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:30,494
- Tony Lip.
- 382
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,030
- What the hell happened
- at the Copa?
- 383
- 00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:35,967
- I hear you almost split
- a guy's face open.
- 384
- 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,869
- That guy you hit,
- Mikey Cerrone,
- 385
- 00:19:39,871 --> 00:19:41,873
- part of
- Charlie the Hand's crew.
- 386
- 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,043
- Guess he should have
- known better.
- 387
- 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,647
- Hand asked me to look into it.
- 388
- 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,649
- I spoke to Podell.
- 389
- 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,855
- Whole thing was, uh,
- over a piece of ass, right?
- 390
- 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,822
- Yeah.
- 391
- 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,592
- Beef like that should never
- happen inside the club.
- 392
- 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,795
- They were out of line.
- 393
- 00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:07,799
- So we squashed it.
- 394
- 00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:12,769
- You, uh, looking to earn
- a little extra <i>scharole?</i>
- 395
- 00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:15,671
- I can keep you busy
- while the Copa is down.
- 396
- 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,975
- What do I gotta do?
- 397
- 00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:20,979
- Things.
- 398
- 00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:25,214
- Appreciate it, but, uh,
- 399
- 00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:27,717
- I want to spend some time
- with the family.
- 400
- 00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:29,619
- Don't be stupid.
- 401
- 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:32,722
- You make yourself a few extra
- bucks, you buy something nice
- 402
- 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,991
- for that pretty little wife
- of yours.
- 403
- 00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,961
- Hmm.
- 404
- 00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:40,997
- Nah, I'm good.
- 405
- 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,967
- I'm flush right now.
- 406
- 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:48,805
- ♪ So long, Lover's Island
- 407
- 00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:51,074
- - ♪ Dee
- - ♪ Dee-ooh
- 408
- 00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,676
- ♪ Ee, ah, ooh, ay...
- 409
- 00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,980
- Here's 50.
- 410
- 00:20:57,982 --> 00:21:00,952
- Here. Pay me 60 by New Year's,
- you get it back.
- 411
- 00:21:03,922 --> 00:21:06,155
- Hey, Lip.
- 412
- 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:08,124
- Everything okay?
- 413
- 00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:10,862
- What, you got
- beak trouble, Charlie?
- 414
- 00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:14,697
- Mind your business.
- 415
- 00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:15,998
- ♪ Lover's Island...
- 416
- 00:21:17,435 --> 00:21:19,135
- So, come on.
- I'm dying to hear.
- 417
- 00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:20,870
- What happened
- with the doctor interview?
- 418
- 00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:22,872
- He ain't a real doctor.
- 419
- 00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:24,273
- He's a piano player.
- 420
- 00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,142
- Well, I don't understand.
- 421
- 00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:28,010
- Why did they say
- that he was a doctor?
- 422
- 00:21:28,012 --> 00:21:30,146
- I don't know.
- I think he's, like,
- 423
- 00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:32,682
- a doctor of, uh,
- piano playing or something.
- 424
- 00:21:32,684 --> 00:21:34,016
- You can be that?
- 425
- 00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:35,685
- I guess.
- 426
- 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:37,954
- He lives on top
- of Carnegie Hall.
- 427
- 00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:39,822
- You should've seen
- this place, Dee.
- 428
- 00:21:39,824 --> 00:21:42,225
- It was filled with statues
- and all kinds of fancy crap.
- 429
- 00:21:42,227 --> 00:21:44,760
- And he was sitting on top
- of a friggin' throne
- 430
- 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,196
- all dressed up like, uh, like
- the king of the jungle bunnies.
- 431
- 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:50,068
- He's colored?
- 432
- 00:21:52,871 --> 00:21:54,904
- Well, you wouldn't last
- a week with him.
- 433
- 00:21:54,906 --> 00:21:57,473
- For the right money, I would.
- 434
- 00:22:07,051 --> 00:22:09,485
- Yeah.
- 435
- 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:11,087
- Oh.
- 436
- 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:13,890
- Look...
- 437
- 00:22:13,892 --> 00:22:15,758
- Really?
- 438
- 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,959
- - Uh, okay.
- - You okay?
- 439
- 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,261
- Okay, hang on a sec.
- 440
- 00:22:18,263 --> 00:22:22,498
- It's, uh, Dr. Shirley,
- the piano guy.
- 441
- 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,300
- He wants to talk to you.
- 442
- 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,968
- - Me?
- - Yeah.
- 443
- 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,770
- What? No.
- 444
- 00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:29,071
- Come on.
- 445
- 00:22:29,073 --> 00:22:30,306
- - Take it.
- - No. Tony...
- 446
- 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,943
- Just... just talk.
- 447
- 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:36,814
- Hello?
- 448
- 00:22:38,082 --> 00:22:40,183
- Uh, good morning, Doctor.
- 449
- 00:22:40,185 --> 00:22:42,220
- It's nice to talk to you.
- 450
- 00:22:47,091 --> 00:22:49,928
- Well, uh, yes,
- that is a long time.
- 451
- 00:22:52,864 --> 00:22:54,165
- It is.
- 452
- 00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:58,067
- Yes. I'm sure.
- 453
- 00:22:58,069 --> 00:23:00,002
- Thank you.
- 454
- 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,205
- Thank you for calling.
- 455
- 00:23:02,207 --> 00:23:03,841
- Bye, now.
- 456
- 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:08,079
- What'd he say?
- 457
- 00:23:09,314 --> 00:23:11,347
- He wanted to know
- if I'd be okay
- 458
- 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:16,219
- with him taking my husband away
- from his family for two months.
- 459
- 00:23:16,221 --> 00:23:19,724
- He said he'd pay you
- what you asked for.
- 460
- 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:26,331
- - Hey.
- - Hmm?
- 461
- 00:23:28,132 --> 00:23:30,166
- It's good money.
- 462
- 00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:32,036
- We need it.
- 463
- 00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:38,042
- Can't be eating 26 hot dogs
- every day.
- 464
- 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,378
- I know.
- 465
- 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:45,718
- I told him it was okay
- for you to go.
- 466
- 00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:50,219
- All right, hey, look, so here's
- the first half of your pay.
- 467
- 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,154
- You're gonna get the rest
- when the tour's over.
- 468
- 00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:53,889
- No, I gotta get paid
- every week.
- 469
- 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,891
- Sorry. That's not how
- the record company does it.
- 470
- 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,060
- We got to have some guarantee
- you're gonna finish the job.
- 471
- 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,963
- Why wouldn't I finish the job?
- I took it, didn't I?
- 472
- 00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:04,300
- Well, then we got nothing
- to worry about.
- 473
- 00:24:04,302 --> 00:24:06,969
- Here's the deal,
- Mr. Vallelonga.
- 474
- 00:24:06,971 --> 00:24:09,338
- Okay, it's your job to get Don
- to all his tour dates on time.
- 475
- 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,873
- Now, if he misses any shows,
- 476
- 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,074
- you're not getting
- your back end.
- 477
- 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,277
- - He's not gonna miss any show.
- - Good.
- 478
- 00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:17,046
- Oh, you're gonna need this.
- 479
- 00:24:17,048 --> 00:24:19,115
- Now, this is the book
- I was telling you about.
- 480
- 00:24:19,117 --> 00:24:21,183
- Now, sometimes you guys
- are staying in the same hotel,
- 481
- 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:23,319
- sometimes you're not.
- 482
- 00:24:23,321 --> 00:24:25,921
- - Oh, yeah, the...
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 483
- 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:29,091
- All right, don't let me down.
- Let's go.
- 484
- 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,100
- <i>Madonne,</i> is this the new one?
- 485
- 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,102
- Yeah, the record company
- rented it.
- 486
- 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,871
- - It's nice, huh?
- - Beautiful.
- 487
- 00:24:41,873 --> 00:24:43,472
- So, what'd my sister
- have to say
- 488
- 00:24:43,474 --> 00:24:45,474
- about you being gone
- for three weeks?
- 489
- 00:24:45,476 --> 00:24:47,877
- Eight weeks.
- 490
- 00:24:47,879 --> 00:24:49,646
- Ten to one,
- you slap this moolie out,
- 491
- 00:24:49,648 --> 00:24:52,948
- you come home in under a month.
- 492
- 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,651
- - Come here.
- - All right, boys, huddle up.
- 493
- 00:24:54,653 --> 00:24:56,952
- - Say good-bye to your father.
- - Frankie, Nicky. Come here.
- 494
- 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,087
- All right.
- 495
- 00:24:58,089 --> 00:24:59,955
- - You gonna be good boys?
- - Uh-huh.
- 496
- 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,390
- - You'll listen to your mother?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 497
- 00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:03,259
- Yeah? All right, give me a kiss.
- 498
- 00:25:03,261 --> 00:25:06,195
- I'm counting on youse.
- 499
- 00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:08,833
- - Don't go too far.
- - We won't.
- 500
- 00:25:11,235 --> 00:25:14,303
- - Did you go to the AAA for the maps?
- - Yes.
- 501
- 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,972
- No. I mean, the record
- companies gave me the maps
- 502
- 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,976
- and the itinerary,
- and this thing.
- 503
- 00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:22,345
- <i>The Negro Motorist's
- Green Book.</i>
- 504
- 00:25:22,347 --> 00:25:25,348
- Yeah, it lists all the places
- coloreds can stay down south.
- 505
- 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:28,250
- Like a... you know,
- traveling while black.
- 506
- 00:25:28,252 --> 00:25:31,120
- - "Traveling while black"?
- - Yeah, if you're black
- 507
- 00:25:31,122 --> 00:25:32,988
- and you gotta travel,
- for some reason.
- 508
- 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,991
- - Got a special book for that?
- - I guess.
- 509
- 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,194
- - Did you pack the iron?
- - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.
- 510
- 00:25:38,196 --> 00:25:40,329
- - Come on.
- - How are you gonna press your pants, Tony?
- 511
- 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,998
- I'll put 'em
- under the mattress.
- 512
- 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,067
- I want you
- to write me a letter.
- 513
- 00:25:45,069 --> 00:25:47,136
- - Every chance you get.
- - I can't write letters.
- 514
- 00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:48,705
- Yes, you can.
- 515
- 00:25:48,707 --> 00:25:50,272
- - I can't write.
- - Take you five minutes.
- 516
- 00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:51,407
- - Promise me.
- - It's embarrassing.
- 517
- 00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:53,209
- It ain't gonna be no good.
- 518
- 00:25:53,211 --> 00:25:55,978
- It's a lot cheaper than
- calling long-distance, Tony.
- 519
- 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,980
- Promise me you're gonna write.
- 520
- 00:25:57,982 --> 00:25:59,852
- I promise.
- 521
- 00:26:01,552 --> 00:26:03,552
- Dee, put this in a bank today.
- 522
- 00:26:03,554 --> 00:26:05,488
- It's half my pay.
- 523
- 00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:07,523
- Oh. Here.
- There's a couple of sandwiches
- 524
- 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,425
- for you and Dr. Shirley.
- 525
- 00:26:09,427 --> 00:26:10,493
- Thanks.
- 526
- 00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:12,027
- Be careful.
- 527
- 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,430
- - I will.
- - I love you.
- 528
- 00:26:14,432 --> 00:26:16,098
- I love you, too, baby.
- 529
- 00:26:20,338 --> 00:26:22,338
- You better be home
- for Christmas,
- 530
- 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,242
- or don't come home at all.
- 531
- 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,280
- I got it, Pop. I got it.
- 532
- 00:26:31,282 --> 00:26:34,450
- ♪ I got a letter from my baby
- 533
- 00:26:34,452 --> 00:26:36,954
- ♪ Mailman brought it today
- 534
- 00:26:38,156 --> 00:26:41,524
- ♪ She said she's so sorry
- 535
- 00:26:41,526 --> 00:26:43,928
- ♪ Uh, that she went away
- 536
- 00:26:45,196 --> 00:26:48,230
- ♪ She said,
- "Daddy, don't worry ♪
- 537
- 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:51,434
- ♪ "Because it won't be long
- 538
- 00:26:51,436 --> 00:26:54,305
- ♪ Hey, before
- I'll be back home" ♪
- 539
- 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,339
- ♪ Oh, yeah...
- 540
- 00:26:57,341 --> 00:26:58,441
- Hey.
- 541
- 00:26:58,443 --> 00:27:00,109
- I'm Tony.
- 542
- 00:27:00,111 --> 00:27:02,011
- His driver.
- 543
- 00:27:02,013 --> 00:27:03,548
- Bum a smoke?
- 544
- 00:27:08,352 --> 00:27:10,087
- Thanks.
- 545
- 00:27:18,496 --> 00:27:20,498
- So, you're the band?
- 546
- 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,634
- Oleg. Cello.
- 547
- 00:27:24,636 --> 00:27:26,302
- George. Bass.
- 548
- 00:27:26,304 --> 00:27:29,104
- And we're not a band.
- We're a trio.
- 549
- 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,141
- Oh. Trio. Right.
- 550
- 00:27:32,143 --> 00:27:34,143
- Good morning. Excuse me.
- 551
- 00:27:34,145 --> 00:27:35,279
- Morning.
- 552
- 00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:01,572
- Thank you, Amit.
- 553
- 00:28:02,608 --> 00:28:04,375
- Have a wonderful trip, sir.
- 554
- 00:28:48,219 --> 00:28:51,220
- ♪ Good-bye, ie, ie
- 555
- 00:28:51,222 --> 00:28:53,355
- ♪ Ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
- 556
- 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,191
- ♪ Ie, ie, ie
- 557
- 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,595
- ♪ My love
- 558
- 00:28:58,596 --> 00:28:59,696
- ♪ Good-bye
- 559
- 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:02,131
- ♪ Ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
- 560
- 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:04,199
- ♪ Ie, ie, ie
- 561
- 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,735
- ♪ Good-bye
- 562
- 00:29:05,737 --> 00:29:08,105
- ♪ My lover
- 563
- 00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:12,341
- ♪ Though I love you truly...
- 564
- 00:29:12,343 --> 00:29:13,743
- Tony, the first thing
- 565
- 00:29:13,745 --> 00:29:16,312
- I'd like you to do
- when we arrive in the city...
- 566
- 00:29:16,314 --> 00:29:17,747
- - Hmm?
- - ...is check the piano where I'm playing.
- 567
- 00:29:17,749 --> 00:29:20,617
- Make sure it's a Steinway
- as per my contract.
- 568
- 00:29:20,619 --> 00:29:22,719
- ♪ Good-bye, my lover...
- 569
- 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:26,355
- And can you see to it that
- there's a bottle of Cutty Sark
- 570
- 00:29:26,357 --> 00:29:28,692
- in my room every night?
- 571
- 00:29:28,694 --> 00:29:30,292
- Every night?
- 572
- 00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:34,698
- Well, if you ever need
- any help with that...
- 573
- 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,532
- I won't.
- 574
- 00:29:38,202 --> 00:29:40,670
- Ten and two
- on the wheel, please.
- 575
- 00:29:40,672 --> 00:29:43,238
- ♪ My lover...
- 576
- 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,307
- Hey, Doc.
- 577
- 00:29:45,309 --> 00:29:47,443
- I noticed
- on the itinerary thing,
- 578
- 00:29:47,445 --> 00:29:50,446
- the last show's
- on the 23rd of December, right?
- 579
- 00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:52,581
- Birmingham, yes.
- It's a Christmas show.
- 580
- 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:55,685
- So, any way we could, uh, maybe
- hit the road early next morning
- 581
- 00:29:55,687 --> 00:29:58,187
- so we'd be home in time
- for Christmas Eve?
- 582
- 00:29:58,189 --> 00:29:59,455
- We'll see.
- 583
- 00:29:59,457 --> 00:30:01,290
- Appreciate it.
- 584
- 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:04,326
- Could you
- put out the cigarette, please?
- 585
- 00:30:04,328 --> 00:30:06,395
- Why?
- 586
- 00:30:06,397 --> 00:30:08,566
- I can't breathe back here.
- 587
- 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,735
- What are you talking about?
- 588
- 00:30:11,737 --> 00:30:14,704
- Smoke's going in my lungs;
- I'm doing all the work here.
- 589
- 00:30:14,706 --> 00:30:16,440
- Thank you.
- 590
- 00:30:21,545 --> 00:30:23,780
- ♪ Can plainly see
- 591
- 00:30:29,253 --> 00:30:30,687
- ♪ And I know
- 592
- 00:30:30,689 --> 00:30:32,789
- ♪ I'm the one
- 593
- 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:36,560
- ♪ You really love...
- 594
- 00:30:38,562 --> 00:30:42,498
- ♪ Your ruby lips
- 595
- 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:47,338
- ♪ Your lovely eyes
- 596
- 00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:51,573
- ♪ Made my life romantic
- 597
- 00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:54,545
- ♪ When you took
- advantage of me... ♪
- 598
- 00:31:06,858 --> 00:31:08,524
- ♪ Now I see
- 599
- 00:31:08,526 --> 00:31:09,859
- What are you looking at?
- 600
- 00:31:09,861 --> 00:31:12,461
- ♪ That you're
- the only one for me... ♪
- 601
- 00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:13,763
- You speak German, huh?
- 602
- 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:15,531
- That was Russian.
- 603
- 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,533
- Yeah, I was stationed
- in Germany in the Army.
- 604
- 00:31:17,535 --> 00:31:20,502
- I could pick up a little bit
- of what you were saying there.
- 605
- 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,739
- Watch out for them krauts.
- 606
- 00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:24,708
- They're all sneaks.
- 607
- 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:27,409
- Kennedy should've bombed them
- when he had the chance.
- 608
- 00:31:27,411 --> 00:31:29,413
- Plus, now them Cuban bastards.
- 609
- 00:31:30,882 --> 00:31:33,315
- Ain't they supposed
- to be following us?
- 610
- 00:31:33,317 --> 00:31:34,617
- They have the itinerary.
- 611
- 00:31:34,619 --> 00:31:37,319
- As long as they get
- to the show on time,
- 612
- 00:31:37,321 --> 00:31:40,389
- I'm not worried about it,
- and neither should you.
- 613
- 00:31:40,391 --> 00:31:43,492
- I ain't worried about nothing.
- 614
- 00:31:43,494 --> 00:31:46,361
- In fact, when you
- see me worried, you'll know.
- 615
- 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,529
- - Tony...
- - You'll know if I'm worried.
- 616
- 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,865
- How about some quiet time?
- 617
- 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,400
- - Hmm?
- - Sure.
- 618
- 00:31:51,402 --> 00:31:53,870
- ♪ Your ruby lips...
- 619
- 00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,740
- It's amazing you said that.
- 620
- 00:31:56,742 --> 00:31:59,308
- "How about some quiet time?"
- 621
- 00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:01,878
- Dolores, my wife,
- used to say that all the time.
- 622
- 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,713
- Well, not all the time,
- but you know.
- 623
- 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,749
- She says it when... when I
- come home from work sometimes.
- 624
- 00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:07,650
- You know, she's been
- with the kids all day,
- 625
- 00:32:07,652 --> 00:32:09,819
- and she'll say, "Tony,
- how about some quiet time?"
- 626
- 00:32:09,821 --> 00:32:11,788
- Exactly like how you said it.
- 627
- 00:32:11,790 --> 00:32:13,324
- I mean, it's amazing.
- 628
- 00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:21,532
- How is that?
- 629
- 00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:24,803
- Salty.
- 630
- 00:32:26,938 --> 00:32:30,274
- Have you ever considered
- becoming a food critic?
- 631
- 00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:34,711
- No. Not really.
- 632
- 00:32:34,713 --> 00:32:36,646
- Why? Is there money in that?
- 633
- 00:32:36,648 --> 00:32:39,581
- I'm just saying you have
- a marvelous way with words
- 634
- 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,684
- when describing food.
- 635
- 00:32:41,686 --> 00:32:43,753
- "Salty."
- 636
- 00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:46,524
- So vivid,
- one can almost taste it.
- 637
- 00:32:47,826 --> 00:32:49,692
- Hey, I'm just saying
- it's salty.
- 638
- 00:32:49,694 --> 00:32:50,894
- And salt's cheating.
- 639
- 00:32:50,896 --> 00:32:53,395
- Any cook can make things salty.
- 640
- 00:32:53,397 --> 00:32:54,831
- To make it taste good
- without the salt,
- 641
- 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,866
- with just the other flavors,
- that's the trick.
- 642
- 00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:58,500
- I mean, you take
- the basic ingredients...
- 643
- 00:32:58,502 --> 00:33:00,569
- We should really get going soon
- if we expect
- 644
- 00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:02,571
- to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.
- 645
- 00:33:02,573 --> 00:33:04,573
- Hmm. Hey,
- when I was in the Army,
- 646
- 00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:06,542
- I knew a guy from Pittsburgh.
- 647
- 00:33:06,544 --> 00:33:08,845
- Except he called it
- "Titsburgh."
- 648
- 00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:12,316
- 'Cause he said all
- the women there had huge tits.
- 649
- 00:33:13,151 --> 00:33:14,818
- That's absurd.
- 650
- 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:16,986
- Why would women in Pittsburgh
- have larger breasts
- 651
- 00:33:16,988 --> 00:33:19,722
- than, say, women in New York?
- 652
- 00:33:19,724 --> 00:33:22,725
- Guess we'll find out, huh?
- 653
- 00:33:22,727 --> 00:33:25,494
- Hey, you know,
- when you first hired me,
- 654
- 00:33:25,496 --> 00:33:27,864
- my wife went out
- and bought one of your records.
- 655
- 00:33:27,866 --> 00:33:29,999
- The one about the orphans.
- 656
- 00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:31,734
- Orphans?
- 657
- 00:33:31,736 --> 00:33:33,569
- Yeah.
- 658
- 00:33:33,571 --> 00:33:36,574
- Cover had a bunch of kids
- sitting around a campfire.
- 659
- 00:33:37,609 --> 00:33:38,877
- Orpheus.
- 660
- 00:33:39,911 --> 00:33:41,543
- Yeah.
- 661
- 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:42,679
- <i>Orpheus in the Underworld.</i>
- 662
- 00:33:42,681 --> 00:33:44,180
- It's based on a French opera.
- 663
- 00:33:44,182 --> 00:33:46,683
- And those weren't children
- on the cover.
- 664
- 00:33:46,685 --> 00:33:49,551
- Those were demons
- in the bowels of hell.
- 665
- 00:33:49,553 --> 00:33:51,654
- No shit.
- 666
- 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,959
- Must have been naughty kids.
- 667
- 00:34:07,906 --> 00:34:09,906
- What are...
- what are you doing?
- 668
- 00:34:09,908 --> 00:34:12,574
- Gotta take a leak, Doc.
- 669
- 00:34:12,576 --> 00:34:14,611
- Here? Now?
- 670
- 00:34:14,613 --> 00:34:16,813
- You want me to piss my pants?
- 671
- 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,401
- ♪ Whatcha gonna do?
- 672
- 00:35:34,726 --> 00:35:36,859
- - Oh, hey, Doc.
- - Good afternoon.
- 673
- 00:35:38,296 --> 00:35:40,763
- Take this for any incidentals
- we may need.
- 674
- 00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:43,532
- If you want to buy something,
- you don't have to ask.
- 675
- 00:35:43,534 --> 00:35:45,534
- Just keep the receipts, please.
- 676
- 00:35:45,536 --> 00:35:47,603
- When it runs low, let me know.
- 677
- 00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:48,905
- Oh. Thanks.
- 678
- 00:35:48,907 --> 00:35:50,541
- One more thing.
- 679
- 00:35:52,077 --> 00:35:56,112
- We'll be attending many events
- before and after the concerts.
- 680
- 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,847
- Interacting
- with some of the wealthiest
- 681
- 00:35:57,849 --> 00:36:00,717
- and most highly educated people
- in the country.
- 682
- 00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,019
- It is my feeling
- that your diction,
- 683
- 00:36:03,021 --> 00:36:05,621
- however charming it may be
- in the tristate area,
- 684
- 00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:08,024
- could use some... finessing.
- 685
- 00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:11,528
- You mean diction...
- like in what way?
- 686
- 00:36:12,831 --> 00:36:14,866
- Like in the only way
- the word is ever used.
- 687
- 00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:18,167
- - Okay.
- - Your intonation, inflection,
- 688
- 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:19,969
- your choice of words.
- 689
- 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,971
- Hey, I got my own problems.
- 690
- 00:36:21,973 --> 00:36:23,840
- Now I gotta worry
- about what people think
- 691
- 00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:26,009
- - about the way I talk?
- - There are simple techniques
- 692
- 00:36:26,011 --> 00:36:28,644
- I can teach you that are quite
- effective. I can help you.
- 693
- 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:30,179
- I-I don't need no goddamn help.
- People don't like
- 694
- 00:36:30,181 --> 00:36:32,617
- the way I talk,
- they can go take a shit.
- 695
- 00:36:33,651 --> 00:36:35,885
- The profanity is another issue.
- 696
- 00:36:35,887 --> 00:36:38,087
- Why are you breaking my balls?
- 697
- 00:36:38,089 --> 00:36:40,790
- Because you can do better,
- Mr. Vallelonga.
- 698
- 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:43,026
- Which brings me
- to one more point.
- 699
- 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,927
- As the guest of honor,
- I'll be introduced
- 700
- 00:36:44,929 --> 00:36:46,896
- when entering
- these intimate events.
- 701
- 00:36:46,898 --> 00:36:48,731
- You will be introduced as well.
- 702
- 00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:50,833
- In my humble opinion,
- 703
- 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,803
- "Vallelonga" may be difficult
- to pronounce.
- 704
- 00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:56,039
- So I was thinking...
- 705
- 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:58,174
- Valle would be more appropriate.
- 706
- 00:36:58,176 --> 00:37:00,943
- Tony Valle. Short and sweet.
- 707
- 00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:02,011
- Eh...
- 708
- 00:37:02,013 --> 00:37:03,179
- nah.
- 709
- 00:37:03,181 --> 00:37:05,048
- They got a problem
- with Vallelonga,
- 710
- 00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,783
- they can call me Tony Lip.
- 711
- 00:37:06,785 --> 00:37:08,684
- These are genteel people.
- 712
- 00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:11,054
- "Tony the Lip" may be
- a little...
- 713
- 00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:13,056
- worldly for them.
- 714
- 00:37:13,058 --> 00:37:15,625
- Well, then it's
- Tony Vallelonga.
- 715
- 00:37:15,627 --> 00:37:18,928
- All these high-class people,
- so much smarter than me,
- 716
- 00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:21,030
- with their intelligence
- and speaking abilities,
- 717
- 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,965
- you're telling me
- they can't pronounce my name?
- 718
- 00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:25,068
- They don't like it,
- they can shove it up their ass.
- 719
- 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:27,072
- I'll just wait outside.
- 720
- 00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:30,740
- A sound compromise.
- 721
- 00:37:46,691 --> 00:37:48,791
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- tonight we are privileged
- 722
- 00:37:48,793 --> 00:37:52,929
- to present
- a great American artist.
- 723
- 00:37:52,931 --> 00:37:54,831
- He gave his first
- public performance
- 724
- 00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:56,032
- at the age of three.
- 725
- 00:37:56,034 --> 00:37:57,733
- At age 18,
- 726
- 00:37:57,735 --> 00:37:59,735
- at Arthur Fiedler's invitation,
- 727
- 00:37:59,737 --> 00:38:02,105
- our guest made
- his concert debut
- 728
- 00:38:02,107 --> 00:38:04,073
- with the Boston Pops.
- 729
- 00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:07,076
- He holds doctorates
- in psychology, in music
- 730
- 00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:09,679
- and in the liturgical arts.
- 731
- 00:38:09,681 --> 00:38:11,814
- And he has performed
- at the White House twice
- 732
- 00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:13,449
- in the past 14 months.
- 733
- 00:38:13,451 --> 00:38:16,085
- He is a true virtuoso.
- 734
- 00:38:16,087 --> 00:38:17,887
- - And it's a...
- - "Virtuoso."
- 735
- 00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:20,823
- - It's a special treat for me...
- - That's Italian.
- 736
- 00:38:20,825 --> 00:38:24,227
- Means, uh, means really good.
- 737
- 00:38:24,229 --> 00:38:26,896
- So, ladies and gentlemen,
- please welcome
- 738
- 00:38:26,898 --> 00:38:29,067
- the Don Shirley Trio.
- 739
- 00:40:02,393 --> 00:40:04,193
- A new pair of shoes!
- 740
- 00:40:05,997 --> 00:40:08,297
- - Hard ten! Lady's friend.
- - He keeps on winning!
- 741
- 00:40:08,299 --> 00:40:11,033
- It's your dice.
- I'm just having a lucky night.
- 742
- 00:40:11,035 --> 00:40:12,268
- You cheating, brother!
- 743
- 00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:15,037
- - Tony.
- - Get him again. Get him again.
- 744
- 00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:17,106
- - Boss man's calling.
- - He ain't my boss.
- 745
- 00:40:17,108 --> 00:40:18,908
- I work for the record company.
- 746
- 00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:20,876
- Yeah, I work
- for the record company, too.
- 747
- 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:22,278
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, come on, man.
- 748
- 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,347
- Hey, give us a chance
- to win back our loot, huh?
- 749
- 00:40:24,349 --> 00:40:26,015
- I'm sorry, fellas, duty calls.
- 750
- 00:40:26,017 --> 00:40:28,117
- - Come on, man.
- - "Duty calls"?
- 751
- 00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:30,353
- My man, my duty is
- to get my money back.
- 752
- 00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:32,355
- I've been looking for you.
- 753
- 00:40:32,357 --> 00:40:35,424
- Yeah, sorry. The guys
- were having a little game.
- 754
- 00:40:35,426 --> 00:40:38,894
- Next time you need
- extra money, just ask me.
- 755
- 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:40,396
- It's more fun winning it.
- 756
- 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:42,198
- And what if you lost?
- 757
- 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,167
- Grab some cards.
- I don't lose, Doc.
- 758
- 00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:47,169
- I don't lose.
- 759
- 00:40:47,171 --> 00:40:48,971
- So stooping down in the gravel
- 760
- 00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:51,140
- pitching dice for pocket change
- makes you a winner?
- 761
- 00:40:51,142 --> 00:40:53,042
- What are you
- giving me shit for?
- 762
- 00:40:53,044 --> 00:40:54,910
- Everybody was doing it.
- 763
- 00:40:54,912 --> 00:40:58,381
- They didn't have a choice
- whether to be inside or out.
- 764
- 00:40:58,383 --> 00:41:00,251
- You did.
- 765
- 00:41:03,354 --> 00:41:06,057
- Now, wipe off your knees.
- You have dirt on them.
- 766
- 00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:29,111
- <i>Dear Dolores: How are you?</i>
- 767
- 00:41:29,113 --> 00:41:31,280
- <i>I am fine.</i>
- 768
- 00:41:31,282 --> 00:41:34,183
- "I'm eating real good.
- Hamburgers, mostly.
- 769
- 00:41:34,185 --> 00:41:37,953
- "So don't worry about me
- not eating good.
- 770
- 00:41:37,955 --> 00:41:41,324
- "I saw Dr. Shirley
- play the piano tonight.
- 771
- 00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:43,459
- "He don't play
- like a colored guy.
- 772
- 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:46,996
- "He plays like Liberace,
- but better.
- 773
- 00:41:46,998 --> 00:41:49,131
- "He's like a genius, I think.
- 774
- 00:41:49,133 --> 00:41:51,500
- "When I look at him
- in the rearview mirror,
- 775
- 00:41:51,502 --> 00:41:53,670
- "I can tell he's
- always thinking about stuff
- 776
- 00:41:53,672 --> 00:41:55,071
- "in his head.
- 777
- 00:41:55,073 --> 00:41:57,239
- "I guess that's
- what geniuses do.
- 778
- 00:41:57,241 --> 00:42:00,943
- "But it don't look fun
- to be that smart.
- 779
- 00:42:00,945 --> 00:42:04,146
- I miss you very, very much."
- 780
- 00:42:12,056 --> 00:42:13,956
- Who is this?
- 781
- 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,157
- Who?
- 782
- 00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:17,694
- On the radio.
- 783
- 00:42:17,696 --> 00:42:19,995
- Little Richard.
- 784
- 00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:22,064
- Really?
- That's Little Richard?
- 785
- 00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:23,532
- Yeah.
- 786
- 00:42:23,534 --> 00:42:25,201
- Think you could play
- something like that, Doc?
- 787
- 00:42:25,203 --> 00:42:26,535
- ♪ Lucille...
- 788
- 00:42:26,537 --> 00:42:30,239
- I don't know.
- Sounds fairly complicated.
- 789
- 00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,942
- Got that right.
- 790
- 00:42:32,944 --> 00:42:35,444
- So, where did this "Tony
- the Lip" moniker come from?
- 791
- 00:42:35,446 --> 00:42:38,447
- It's not Tony the Lip.
- 792
- 00:42:38,449 --> 00:42:41,117
- It's Tony Lip. One word.
- 793
- 00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:43,452
- I got it when I was kid,
- 'cause my friend said
- 794
- 00:42:43,454 --> 00:42:46,255
- I was the best bullshit artist
- in the Bronx.
- 795
- 00:42:46,257 --> 00:42:48,290
- Why are you smiling?
- 796
- 00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:50,092
- What do you mean?
- 797
- 00:42:50,094 --> 00:42:52,228
- It doesn't bother you
- that your friends,
- 798
- 00:42:52,230 --> 00:42:54,563
- the people closest to you,
- consider you a liar?
- 799
- 00:42:54,565 --> 00:42:56,198
- Who said "liar"?
- 800
- 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,334
- I said "bullshit artist."
- 801
- 00:42:58,336 --> 00:43:00,069
- And what's the difference?
- 802
- 00:43:00,071 --> 00:43:02,338
- 'Cause I don't lie. Ever.
- 803
- 00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:04,507
- I'm just good
- at talking people into...
- 804
- 00:43:04,509 --> 00:43:07,009
- you know, doing things
- they don't want to do.
- 805
- 00:43:07,011 --> 00:43:09,178
- By bullshitting them.
- 806
- 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,180
- And you're proud of that?
- 807
- 00:43:11,182 --> 00:43:12,515
- Well, it got me this job.
- 808
- 00:43:12,517 --> 00:43:15,117
- ♪ Lucille, please don't...
- 809
- 00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:18,053
- ♪ Baby, baby,
- baby, baby, take it easy... ♪
- 810
- 00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:19,588
- Wait a minute.
- You're full of shit.
- 811
- 00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:21,223
- You never heard
- of Chubby Checker?
- 812
- 00:43:21,225 --> 00:43:23,058
- Of course I've heard of him.
- 813
- 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:25,060
- - I've just never heard his music before.
- - I mean...
- 814
- 00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:27,329
- But I like this.
- This is nice.
- 815
- 00:43:27,331 --> 00:43:29,331
- He's got a silky voice,
- very smooth.
- 816
- 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:31,066
- Yeah, he's terrific.
- 817
- 00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,068
- This is what everybody's
- dancing to now.
- 818
- 00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:34,405
- - This stuff...
- - Eyes on the road, Tony.
- 819
- 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,107
- ♪ Baby, here I am...
- 820
- 00:43:38,109 --> 00:43:39,442
- You know this song.
- 821
- 00:43:39,444 --> 00:43:41,177
- I don't think so, no.
- 822
- 00:43:41,179 --> 00:43:43,579
- How could you
- not know this music?
- 823
- 00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:45,782
- Aretha Franklin.
- 824
- 00:43:45,784 --> 00:43:48,317
- Chubby Checker,
- Little Richard, Sam Cooke.
- 825
- 00:43:48,319 --> 00:43:52,021
- I mean, come on, Doc.
- These are your people.
- 826
- 00:43:52,023 --> 00:43:54,557
- ♪ And it won't be long
- 827
- 00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:56,494
- ♪ No, it won't be long...
- 828
- 00:44:05,369 --> 00:44:08,103
- Do you want anything?
- I'm getting a pack of smokes.
- 829
- 00:44:08,105 --> 00:44:09,974
- No, thank you.
- 830
- 00:44:39,203 --> 00:44:41,237
- Grabbed the rock
- and put it in his pocket.
- 831
- 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:42,606
- Thank you, Oleg.
- 832
- 00:44:42,608 --> 00:44:44,173
- Nice turtleneck.
- 833
- 00:44:44,175 --> 00:44:45,543
- Way to mix it up.
- 834
- 00:44:48,412 --> 00:44:50,412
- Got you an apple, Doc.
- 835
- 00:44:55,654 --> 00:44:59,223
- Before we pull out, Tony,
- we need to have a talk.
- 836
- 00:45:00,424 --> 00:45:01,858
- Yeah?
- 837
- 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:03,592
- Oleg told me what you did.
- 838
- 00:45:03,594 --> 00:45:05,261
- What'd I do?
- 839
- 00:45:05,263 --> 00:45:07,496
- You stole a jade stone
- from the store.
- 840
- 00:45:07,498 --> 00:45:09,633
- - No, I didn't.
- - He watched you do it.
- 841
- 00:45:09,635 --> 00:45:11,534
- I didn't steal no stone.
- 842
- 00:45:11,536 --> 00:45:13,469
- You picked it up
- and put it in your pocket.
- 843
- 00:45:13,471 --> 00:45:15,304
- I picked up a rock
- off of the ground.
- 844
- 00:45:15,306 --> 00:45:16,372
- I didn't steal from a box.
- 845
- 00:45:16,374 --> 00:45:18,507
- Now, why would you pick up
- a rock off the ground?
- 846
- 00:45:18,509 --> 00:45:20,376
- I don't know.
- 847
- 00:45:20,378 --> 00:45:22,378
- 'Cause it ain't stealing.
- 848
- 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,579
- It's just a regular rock.
- 849
- 00:45:23,581 --> 00:45:25,548
- And why would you want
- a regular rock?
- 850
- 00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:27,182
- To have.
- 851
- 00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:28,885
- For luck, maybe.
- 852
- 00:45:28,887 --> 00:45:30,185
- A lucky rock.
- 853
- 00:45:30,187 --> 00:45:32,189
- - Yeah.
- - Let me see it.
- 854
- 00:45:43,534 --> 00:45:45,902
- Mm-mm.
- 855
- 00:45:45,904 --> 00:45:48,337
- Take it back and pay for it.
- 856
- 00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:52,341
- I told you that kraut
- was a snake.
- 857
- 00:45:52,343 --> 00:45:54,510
- Rats me out for something
- I didn't even do!
- 858
- 00:45:54,512 --> 00:45:56,613
- Pay for the stone, Tony;
- you'll feel better.
- 859
- 00:45:56,615 --> 00:45:59,716
- I feel fine. And I ain't paying
- for no regular rock
- 860
- 00:45:59,718 --> 00:46:02,284
- I found in the dirt.
- 861
- 00:46:02,286 --> 00:46:05,487
- Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga.
- 862
- 00:46:07,659 --> 00:46:09,661
- Put it back.
- 863
- 00:46:33,619 --> 00:46:36,218
- - Feel better?
- - No.
- 864
- 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,955
- If you'd like, Tony,
- I'd happily buy you the stone.
- 865
- 00:46:38,957 --> 00:46:42,391
- Don't bother.
- You took all the fun out of it.
- 866
- 00:47:18,997 --> 00:47:21,563
- Excuse me. Sir.
- 867
- 00:47:21,565 --> 00:47:23,365
- I'm with the band.
- 868
- 00:47:23,367 --> 00:47:24,500
- You're all set up.
- 869
- 00:47:24,502 --> 00:47:26,703
- This isn't the piano, right?
- 870
- 00:47:26,705 --> 00:47:28,004
- That's it.
- 871
- 00:47:28,006 --> 00:47:29,706
- It ain't a Steinway.
- 872
- 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,440
- So what?
- 873
- 00:47:31,442 --> 00:47:34,276
- Dr. Shirley only plays
- on Steinway grand pianos.
- 874
- 00:47:34,278 --> 00:47:36,311
- It's in his written contract.
- 875
- 00:47:36,313 --> 00:47:37,579
- Who's Dr. Shirley?
- 876
- 00:47:37,581 --> 00:47:39,849
- Dr. Shirley.
- The Don Shirley Trio.
- 877
- 00:47:39,851 --> 00:47:41,718
- They're playing tonight.
- 878
- 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,452
- Does it really matter?
- 879
- 00:47:43,454 --> 00:47:46,290
- Yeah, it does.
- It's in his contract.
- 880
- 00:47:47,591 --> 00:47:49,458
- Come on, man.
- Man, these coons
- 881
- 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,529
- can play on anything
- you put in front of them.
- 882
- 00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,466
- But it's a piece of shit.
- 883
- 00:47:57,468 --> 00:47:59,468
- And there's garbage in there.
- 884
- 00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:01,370
- So take it out.
- 885
- 00:48:01,372 --> 00:48:02,607
- What'd you say?
- 886
- 00:48:03,709 --> 00:48:05,309
- You heard me.
- 887
- 00:48:08,412 --> 00:48:10,512
- Hey. You got two, three hours.
- 888
- 00:48:10,514 --> 00:48:12,548
- Just get
- a clean Steinway in here.
- 889
- 00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:14,617
- Oh, there ain't a Steinway
- on campus.
- 890
- 00:48:14,619 --> 00:48:16,418
- Not my problem.
- 891
- 00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,821
- I bet
- there's not two Steinways
- 892
- 00:48:17,823 --> 00:48:19,488
- in the whole state of Indiana.
- 893
- 00:48:19,490 --> 00:48:21,725
- I guess you'd better move
- your ass, then.
- 894
- 00:48:21,727 --> 00:48:23,762
- Who you think you're
- talking to, greaseball?
- 895
- 00:48:53,725 --> 00:48:55,457
- <i>Dear Dolores:</i>
- 896
- 00:48:55,459 --> 00:48:57,526
- <i>This morning
- I had steak and eggs</i>
- 897
- 00:48:57,528 --> 00:48:58,795
- <i>for breakfast.</i>
- 898
- 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:02,799
- <i>The band has been playing
- at very ritzy joints.</i>
- 899
- 00:49:02,801 --> 00:49:05,101
- <i>Dr. Shirley and I
- are getting along pretty good.</i>
- 900
- 00:49:05,103 --> 00:49:07,837
- <i>But sometimes
- I think he gets sad,</i>
- 901
- 00:49:07,839 --> 00:49:10,405
- <i>and that's why
- he drinks too much.</i>
- 902
- 00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:13,810
- <i>I never knew how very beautiful
- this country was.</i>
- 903
- 00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:16,345
- <i>Now that I'm seeing it, I know.</i>
- 904
- 00:49:16,347 --> 00:49:18,514
- <i>You won't believe
- how beautiful nature is.</i>
- 905
- 00:49:18,516 --> 00:49:20,817
- <i>It is as beautiful as they say.</i>
- 906
- 00:49:20,819 --> 00:49:23,686
- <i>And the traffic out here
- in the country is nothing,</i>
- 907
- 00:49:23,688 --> 00:49:25,587
- <i>which is fine by me.</i>
- 908
- 00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:28,625
- <i>Right now I'm eating spaghetti
- and meatballs in a diner</i>
- 909
- 00:49:28,627 --> 00:49:32,361
- <i>that tastes like ketchup
- on Chinese noodles.</i>
- 910
- 00:49:32,363 --> 00:49:33,595
- <i>We are heading down south now.</i>
- 911
- 00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:36,900
- <i>I will write you another letter
- when we get down south.</i>
- 912
- 00:49:36,902 --> 00:49:39,636
- <i>I love you. Your husband, Tony.</i>
- 913
- 00:49:39,638 --> 00:49:41,671
- <i>P.S. Kiss the kids for me.</i>
- 914
- 00:49:50,581 --> 00:49:52,148
- Got any family, Doc?
- 915
- 00:49:52,150 --> 00:49:53,683
- Not really.
- 916
- 00:49:53,685 --> 00:49:56,453
- Not really?
- Either you do or you don't.
- 917
- 00:49:57,756 --> 00:49:59,823
- It's a long story, Tony.
- 918
- 00:49:59,825 --> 00:50:02,992
- What, we're in a hurry now?
- 919
- 00:50:02,994 --> 00:50:05,462
- Let's hear it.
- 920
- 00:50:06,497 --> 00:50:08,597
- I have a brother somewhere.
- 921
- 00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:11,567
- We used to get together
- once in a while,
- 922
- 00:50:11,569 --> 00:50:13,837
- but it got more and more
- difficult to stay in touch.
- 923
- 00:50:13,839 --> 00:50:17,173
- Curse of being
- a musician, I guess.
- 924
- 00:50:17,175 --> 00:50:19,609
- Always on the road.
- 925
- 00:50:19,611 --> 00:50:21,711
- Like a carnival worker.
- 926
- 00:50:21,713 --> 00:50:24,747
- - Hmm.
- - Or a criminal.
- 927
- 00:50:24,749 --> 00:50:27,416
- Took quite the toll
- on my marriage as well.
- 928
- 00:50:27,418 --> 00:50:29,018
- - You're married?
- - Was.
- 929
- 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,954
- June.
- 930
- 00:50:30,956 --> 00:50:32,789
- Good person.
- 931
- 00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:34,991
- Terrible grammar,
- but a kind soul.
- 932
- 00:50:34,993 --> 00:50:36,893
- You'd quite like her.
- 933
- 00:50:36,895 --> 00:50:38,493
- June.
- 934
- 00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:40,632
- Like, uh, like Lassie's mom.
- 935
- 00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:45,001
- Unfortunately,
- I couldn't do a husband act
- 936
- 00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:47,502
- and a concert pianist act.
- 937
- 00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:50,507
- Couldn't seem to manage
- both worlds.
- 938
- 00:50:52,644 --> 00:50:54,811
- Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- 939
- 00:50:54,813 --> 00:50:56,511
- In Kentucky!
- 940
- 00:50:56,513 --> 00:50:58,617
- When's that ever gonna happen?
- 941
- 00:51:09,593 --> 00:51:11,928
- All right!
- 942
- 00:51:11,930 --> 00:51:13,630
- Hey, you want some?
- 943
- 00:51:13,632 --> 00:51:15,632
- I'm fine. Thank you, Tony.
- 944
- 00:51:15,634 --> 00:51:17,499
- All right.
- 945
- 00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:21,804
- Mmm. I think this is
- the best Kentucky Fried Chicken
- 946
- 00:51:21,806 --> 00:51:23,740
- I ever had.
- 947
- 00:51:23,742 --> 00:51:25,775
- Probably 'cause it's fresher
- down here, right?
- 948
- 00:51:25,777 --> 00:51:28,543
- I don't think I've ever met
- anyone with your appetite.
- 949
- 00:51:28,545 --> 00:51:30,914
- No. I got the bucket
- so you could have some.
- 950
- 00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:33,783
- I've never had fried chicken
- in my life.
- 951
- 00:51:33,785 --> 00:51:35,752
- Who you bullshitting?
- 952
- 00:51:35,754 --> 00:51:37,654
- You people love
- the fried chicken,
- 953
- 00:51:37,656 --> 00:51:39,756
- the grits
- and the collard greens.
- 954
- 00:51:39,758 --> 00:51:42,557
- I love it, too.
- Negro cooks used to make it
- 955
- 00:51:42,559 --> 00:51:44,694
- all the time
- when I was in the Army.
- 956
- 00:51:44,696 --> 00:51:47,096
- You have a very narrow
- assessment of me, Tony.
- 957
- 00:51:47,098 --> 00:51:49,732
- Yeah, right? I'm good.
- 958
- 00:51:49,734 --> 00:51:52,035
- No. No, you're not good.
- You're bad.
- 959
- 00:51:52,037 --> 00:51:54,070
- I'm saying, just because
- other Negroes enjoy
- 960
- 00:51:54,072 --> 00:51:56,739
- certain types of music,
- it doesn't mean I have to.
- 961
- 00:51:56,741 --> 00:51:59,574
- - Nor do we all eat the same kind of food.
- - Whoa.
- 962
- 00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:00,910
- Wait a minute.
- 963
- 00:52:00,912 --> 00:52:02,912
- If you said
- all guineas like pizza
- 964
- 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:05,114
- and spaghetti and meatballs,
- I'm not gonna get insulted.
- 965
- 00:52:05,116 --> 00:52:06,849
- You're missing the point.
- 966
- 00:52:06,851 --> 00:52:08,985
- For you to make the assumption
- that every Negro...
- 967
- 00:52:08,987 --> 00:52:11,087
- - Hey, you want some or not?
- - No.
- 968
- 00:52:11,089 --> 00:52:12,855
- Here. Come on.
- 969
- 00:52:12,857 --> 00:52:14,657
- - Tell me that don't smell good.
- - It...
- 970
- 00:52:14,659 --> 00:52:16,558
- - Huh?
- - It smells okay.
- 971
- 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,729
- I prefer not to get grease
- on my blanket.
- 972
- 00:52:19,731 --> 00:52:21,864
- Ooh, I'm gonna get
- grease on my blankey.
- 973
- 00:52:21,866 --> 00:52:23,900
- Come on, have a piece.
- It ain't gonna kill you.
- 974
- 00:52:23,902 --> 00:52:25,735
- - Come on, take it, eat it.
- - No.
- 975
- 00:52:25,737 --> 00:52:27,870
- Take it.
- I'm throwing it in the back.
- 976
- 00:52:27,872 --> 00:52:30,006
- - You... Don't you dare.
- - Then you better take it.
- 977
- 00:52:30,008 --> 00:52:32,742
- How? Do you have plates
- or utensils?
- 978
- 00:52:32,744 --> 00:52:34,110
- Eat it with your hands!
- 979
- 00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:35,878
- - That's how you're supposed to.
- - I can't do that.
- 980
- 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,613
- Eat it. Come on.
- Take it, take it, take it.
- 981
- 00:52:37,615 --> 00:52:39,015
- I gotta drive.
- Ten and two on the wheel.
- 982
- 00:52:39,017 --> 00:52:40,683
- - Come on. Take it, take it, take it.
- - Tony...
- 983
- 00:52:40,685 --> 00:52:41,884
- Come on, come on.
- 984
- 00:52:41,886 --> 00:52:43,886
- There you go.
- 985
- 00:52:43,888 --> 00:52:45,755
- Huh?
- 986
- 00:52:45,757 --> 00:52:47,623
- I-I can't do this, Tony.
- 987
- 00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:49,792
- Eat the goddamn thing!
- 988
- 00:52:49,794 --> 00:52:51,763
- Jesus.
- 989
- 00:53:01,773 --> 00:53:04,173
- - What, no good?
- - Mm.
- 990
- 00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:11,748
- It just seems...
- 991
- 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:14,050
- so un... unsanitary.
- 992
- 00:53:14,052 --> 00:53:15,918
- Who gives a shit?
- 993
- 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,054
- Just relax and enjoy it.
- 994
- 00:53:18,056 --> 00:53:21,090
- You know,
- my father used to say...
- 995
- 00:53:21,092 --> 00:53:23,826
- "Whatever you do,
- do it a hundred percent."
- 996
- 00:53:23,828 --> 00:53:26,763
- When you work, work.
- When you laugh, laugh.
- 997
- 00:53:26,765 --> 00:53:29,999
- When you eat,
- eat like it's your last meal.
- 998
- 00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:31,801
- You want another piece?
- 999
- 00:53:31,803 --> 00:53:33,636
- Here. Have a breast.
- 1000
- 00:53:33,638 --> 00:53:34,873
- Delicious.
- 1001
- 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,840
- Take it. Here you go.
- 1002
- 00:53:37,842 --> 00:53:40,076
- What do we do about the bones?
- 1003
- 00:53:42,147 --> 00:53:44,082
- We do this.
- 1004
- 00:53:45,917 --> 00:53:47,216
- This is what we do.
- 1005
- 00:53:47,218 --> 00:53:49,118
- ♪ If you go to New Orleans
- 1006
- 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,023
- ♪ You ought to go see
- the Mardi Gras ♪
- 1007
- 00:53:54,993 --> 00:53:56,726
- There you go.
- 1008
- 00:53:58,063 --> 00:54:00,963
- ♪ You ought to go see
- the Mardi Gras ♪
- 1009
- 00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:06,104
- ♪ When you see
- the Mardi Gras... ♪
- 1010
- 00:54:07,405 --> 00:54:08,971
- What's the big deal, Doc?
- 1011
- 00:54:08,973 --> 00:54:10,640
- The squirrels
- would've ate it anyway.
- 1012
- 00:54:10,642 --> 00:54:11,841
- Pick it up, Tony.
- 1013
- 00:54:11,843 --> 00:54:13,142
- Nature takes care
- of the Earth.
- 1014
- 00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:14,844
- - Pick it up.
- - Aw, geez.
- 1015
- 00:54:14,846 --> 00:54:17,715
- ♪ If you wanna go
- through New Orleans... ♪
- 1016
- 00:54:48,713 --> 00:54:50,882
- This can't be right.
- 1017
- 00:54:52,851 --> 00:54:54,851
- It says right here,
- 1018
- 00:54:54,853 --> 00:54:58,087
- "Cozy as your own home."
- 1019
- 00:54:58,089 --> 00:55:00,256
- Place looks like my ass.
- 1020
- 00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:02,792
- This is the place.
- 1021
- 00:55:08,199 --> 00:55:10,201
- The square one, please.
- 1022
- 00:55:11,703 --> 00:55:14,105
- - Just this one?
- - Thank you.
- 1023
- 00:55:16,975 --> 00:55:18,774
- Hey, uh...
- 1024
- 00:55:18,776 --> 00:55:20,743
- if you need anything,
- 1025
- 00:55:20,745 --> 00:55:23,146
- I'll be right up the street
- at the Easton Inn.
- 1026
- 00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:25,148
- Thank you, Tony.
- 1027
- 00:55:28,953 --> 00:55:31,921
- - Hey, Floyd, we ready.
- - I told you,
- 1028
- 00:55:31,923 --> 00:55:35,126
- - I can't play. My shoulder.
- - You and that damn shoulder.
- 1029
- 00:55:36,294 --> 00:55:37,793
- Hey!
- 1030
- 00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:39,095
- Hey, fancy-pants.
- 1031
- 00:55:39,097 --> 00:55:40,796
- You want to play?
- 1032
- 00:55:40,798 --> 00:55:42,198
- I beg your pardon?
- 1033
- 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,035
- Come on, brother,
- we short a man.
- 1034
- 00:55:45,069 --> 00:55:46,804
- Oh, I-I'd rather not.
- 1035
- 00:55:47,939 --> 00:55:49,906
- What, you too high and mighty?
- 1036
- 00:55:49,908 --> 00:55:52,208
- No, no,
- let him alone, let him alone.
- 1037
- 00:55:52,210 --> 00:55:55,077
- He just afraid of getting that
- butler uniform a little dusty.
- 1038
- 00:55:55,079 --> 00:55:56,812
- Mm.
- 1039
- 00:55:56,814 --> 00:55:59,148
- I'm just, um...
- 1040
- 00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:02,885
- I'm on my way to meet a friend.
- 1041
- 00:56:02,887 --> 00:56:05,123
- Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.
- 1042
- 00:56:06,324 --> 00:56:08,925
- Floyd, come on, man.
- 1043
- 00:56:08,927 --> 00:56:11,229
- Shut your ass up, man,
- and leave me alone!
- 1044
- 00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:41,859
- Mm.
- 1045
- 00:56:43,194 --> 00:56:45,228
- Eh.
- 1046
- 00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:49,133
- "For vacation
- without aggravation."
- 1047
- 00:56:51,169 --> 00:56:52,337
- Hmm.
- 1048
- 00:56:58,009 --> 00:57:01,177
- "Delightful dinners
- for particular people."
- 1049
- 00:57:03,181 --> 00:57:05,881
- - Yeah?
- - Get up. It's George.
- 1050
- 00:57:05,883 --> 00:57:07,883
- Get up.
- 1051
- 00:57:07,885 --> 00:57:10,088
- Tony, come on. Hurry up.
- 1052
- 00:57:11,589 --> 00:57:13,889
- Dr. Shirley's in trouble.
- 1053
- 00:57:13,891 --> 00:57:16,025
- I went out for a drink,
- I walk into this bar,
- 1054
- 00:57:16,027 --> 00:57:17,893
- and Dr. Shirley's in there
- getting bounced around.
- 1055
- 00:57:17,895 --> 00:57:20,296
- I didn't want to leave him,
- but I didn't know what to do.
- 1056
- 00:57:20,298 --> 00:57:21,931
- Who let him out of his cage?
- 1057
- 00:57:21,933 --> 00:57:23,899
- And they put that little tie
- on him, too.
- 1058
- 00:57:23,901 --> 00:57:25,101
- - Why you all dressed up?
- - Yeah.
- 1059
- 00:57:27,138 --> 00:57:29,040
- Get your hands off him.
- 1060
- 00:57:31,142 --> 00:57:34,310
- What in the good goddamn
- we got here, fellas?
- 1061
- 00:57:34,312 --> 00:57:35,845
- Hand him over.
- 1062
- 00:57:35,847 --> 00:57:37,980
- We walk out.
- Won't be a problem.
- 1063
- 00:57:37,982 --> 00:57:40,116
- I just wanted a drink, Tony.
- 1064
- 00:57:40,118 --> 00:57:42,184
- Hey, I told you we'll leave.
- 1065
- 00:57:42,186 --> 00:57:45,054
- - Not a big deal. Come on.
- - He ain't going nowhere.
- 1066
- 00:57:45,056 --> 00:57:47,089
- We need a Brillo Pad
- to wash these dishes with.
- 1067
- 00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:48,958
- Listen, assholes.
- 1068
- 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,327
- Do yourselves a favor
- and let him go.
- 1069
- 00:57:51,329 --> 00:57:52,797
- Now!
- 1070
- 00:57:54,932 --> 00:57:56,868
- Say it nice.
- 1071
- 00:57:57,935 --> 00:58:00,002
- I just said it nice.
- 1072
- 00:58:00,004 --> 00:58:03,272
- This boy is gonna get
- what he's got coming to him.
- 1073
- 00:58:05,076 --> 00:58:09,013
- And you, you ain't got no say.
- 1074
- 00:58:11,082 --> 00:58:12,448
- Maybe.
- 1075
- 00:58:12,450 --> 00:58:15,951
- But whatever happens here,
- I'm gonna put a bullet
- 1076
- 00:58:15,953 --> 00:58:18,087
- right in the middle
- of your thick skull.
- 1077
- 00:58:18,089 --> 00:58:21,190
- He ain't got no gun, Ray.
- 1078
- 00:58:21,192 --> 00:58:23,359
- He's full of shit.
- 1079
- 00:58:23,361 --> 00:58:25,930
- What if he ain't?
- 1080
- 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,467
- Well, I sure ain't.
- 1081
- 00:58:31,469 --> 00:58:35,306
- And I ain't about to let this
- come to pass in my place.
- 1082
- 00:58:38,142 --> 00:58:39,975
- Let the spook go.
- 1083
- 00:58:39,977 --> 00:58:41,012
- Let him go.
- 1084
- 00:58:42,113 --> 00:58:44,080
- Come on.
- 1085
- 00:58:44,082 --> 00:58:46,115
- Get him out of here.
- 1086
- 00:58:46,117 --> 00:58:49,919
- I want these Yankees
- off of my property.
- 1087
- 00:58:49,921 --> 00:58:52,321
- - Go on.
- - Go on, George. Go. Go.
- 1088
- 00:58:52,323 --> 00:58:54,325
- I got you, Doc.
- 1089
- 00:58:56,361 --> 00:58:57,428
- Go on.
- 1090
- 00:59:04,535 --> 00:59:06,936
- - You out of your mind?
- - I'm sorry.
- 1091
- 00:59:06,938 --> 00:59:09,939
- I didn't mean to put you
- in that position.
- 1092
- 00:59:09,941 --> 00:59:11,307
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1093
- 00:59:11,309 --> 00:59:14,312
- Are you gonna throw up again?
- 1094
- 00:59:16,013 --> 00:59:17,446
- I'm okay.
- 1095
- 00:59:17,448 --> 00:59:19,348
- Honest to God, Doc,
- I don't understand you.
- 1096
- 00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:22,017
- You could have drunk here.
- You got a whole bottle.
- 1097
- 00:59:22,019 --> 00:59:24,120
- I just needed some air.
- 1098
- 00:59:24,122 --> 00:59:25,154
- Air?
- 1099
- 00:59:25,156 --> 00:59:27,058
- Do you know where you are?
- 1100
- 00:59:28,159 --> 00:59:30,292
- Does geography really matter?
- 1101
- 00:59:30,294 --> 00:59:32,294
- What?
- 1102
- 00:59:32,296 --> 00:59:35,965
- If I was in a bar
- in your neighborhood,
- 1103
- 00:59:35,967 --> 00:59:39,370
- would the conversation
- be any different?
- 1104
- 00:59:42,006 --> 00:59:44,440
- From now on, you don't go
- nowhere without me.
- 1105
- 00:59:44,442 --> 00:59:47,076
- Nowhere!
- 1106
- 00:59:47,078 --> 00:59:49,480
- - Got it?
- - I-I understand.
- 1107
- 00:59:50,515 --> 00:59:52,181
- Where's your room?
- 1108
- 00:59:52,183 --> 00:59:54,116
- Tony.
- 1109
- 00:59:54,118 --> 00:59:56,051
- What?
- 1110
- 00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:58,755
- Do you really have a gun?
- 1111
- 00:59:58,757 --> 01:00:01,190
- Course not.
- 1112
- 01:00:01,192 --> 01:00:03,896
- Doc, where's your goddamn room?
- 1113
- 01:00:07,766 --> 01:00:09,265
- - Come on.
- - There it is.
- 1114
- 01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:10,533
- Over there?
- 1115
- 01:00:10,535 --> 01:00:12,134
- You gotta get to bed, Doc.
- 1116
- 01:00:12,136 --> 01:00:15,004
- You got a big show
- tomorrow night. Come on.
- 1117
- 01:00:34,225 --> 01:00:36,091
- Thank you.
- 1118
- 01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:37,560
- Louisville.
- 1119
- 01:00:37,562 --> 01:00:40,095
- Thank you for
- your warm hospitality.
- 1120
- 01:00:40,097 --> 01:00:42,031
- Bravo!
- 1121
- 01:00:45,236 --> 01:00:48,005
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1122
- 01:00:51,075 --> 01:00:54,109
- ♪ Why oh why
- 1123
- 01:00:54,111 --> 01:00:55,478
- ♪ Has my baby...
- 1124
- 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,513
- Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate.
- 1125
- 01:00:57,515 --> 01:00:59,515
- - I am.
- - Betty bought a bit of better butter
- 1126
- 01:00:59,517 --> 01:01:01,417
- - to make the bitter butter better.
- - Betty bought...
- 1127
- 01:01:01,419 --> 01:01:05,221
- B-Bought... Betty bought
- butta-er, butta...
- 1128
- 01:01:05,223 --> 01:01:07,590
- Who says that? Butta-er.
- 1129
- 01:01:07,592 --> 01:01:09,158
- You have to start
- somewhere, Tony.
- 1130
- 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,459
- A singer does vocal exercises.
- 1131
- 01:01:10,461 --> 01:01:12,495
- An athlete warms up
- before they rehearse.
- 1132
- 01:01:12,497 --> 01:01:14,363
- Athletes practice.
- They don't rehearse.
- 1133
- 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,604
- Ah, shit.
- 1134
- 01:02:42,688 --> 01:02:46,623
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- a very special guest
- 1135
- 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,625
- from the far north,
- 1136
- 01:02:48,627 --> 01:02:51,095
- Don Shirley.
- 1137
- 01:02:54,565 --> 01:02:58,200
- Accompanying Mr. Shirley,
- the members of his trio,
- 1138
- 01:02:58,202 --> 01:03:02,739
- Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer,
- and his associate
- 1139
- 01:03:02,741 --> 01:03:06,743
- Tony Valle... Valle...
- Vallelong-longia.
- 1140
- 01:03:11,783 --> 01:03:14,450
- Oh, this is my lovely wife,
- Margaret.
- 1141
- 01:03:14,452 --> 01:03:15,619
- If you gentlemen don't mind,
- 1142
- 01:03:15,621 --> 01:03:16,953
- we're going to steal
- Donnie away
- 1143
- 01:03:16,955 --> 01:03:18,690
- for some, uh, introductions.
- 1144
- 01:03:21,192 --> 01:03:23,492
- I'd like you all
- to meet Don Shirley.
- 1145
- 01:03:23,494 --> 01:03:25,662
- - Yeah. I'll take one.
- - Hmm.
- 1146
- 01:03:25,664 --> 01:03:27,196
- What's that?
- 1147
- 01:03:27,198 --> 01:03:28,698
- A pimento and cheese
- sandwich, sir.
- 1148
- 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,501
- Yeah, I'll try one of them.
- 1149
- 01:03:33,270 --> 01:03:35,272
- Oof.
- 1150
- 01:03:40,812 --> 01:03:42,446
- Sorry. Not for me.
- 1151
- 01:03:51,255 --> 01:03:53,222
- Earlier this week,
- we asked our help
- 1152
- 01:03:53,224 --> 01:03:55,424
- what Mr. Shirley
- might like for supper.
- 1153
- 01:03:55,426 --> 01:03:58,460
- So the boys in the kitchen
- whipped up a special menu
- 1154
- 01:03:58,462 --> 01:03:59,629
- - in honor of our guest.
- - Oh!
- 1155
- 01:03:59,631 --> 01:04:01,698
- Gentlemen.
- 1156
- 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:03,600
- Home-cooked fried chicken.
- 1157
- 01:04:10,609 --> 01:04:12,274
- There we go.
- 1158
- 01:04:12,276 --> 01:04:14,309
- Bring it in. Serve it up hot.
- 1159
- 01:04:43,742 --> 01:04:47,211
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1160
- 01:04:48,479 --> 01:04:50,446
- We'll return after
- a brief intermission.
- 1161
- 01:04:53,284 --> 01:04:55,350
- Excuse me, Don.
- 1162
- 01:04:55,352 --> 01:04:57,721
- - Lovely work in there.
- - Why, thank you.
- 1163
- 01:04:57,723 --> 01:04:59,555
- Uh, are you looking
- for the commode?
- 1164
- 01:04:59,557 --> 01:05:01,624
- - Yes. I...
- - Yeah, here. Let me help you.
- 1165
- 01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:03,561
- It's right out there
- before that pine.
- 1166
- 01:05:08,633 --> 01:05:10,633
- I'd prefer not to use that.
- 1167
- 01:05:10,635 --> 01:05:11,868
- Well, don't be silly, Don.
- 1168
- 01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,903
- It looks a lot worse
- from the outside.
- 1169
- 01:05:13,905 --> 01:05:16,472
- And I suppose you'd know
- from experience.
- 1170
- 01:05:16,474 --> 01:05:19,243
- Well, I've never had
- any complaints.
- 1171
- 01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:24,681
- Well, I could return
- to my motel
- 1172
- 01:05:24,683 --> 01:05:26,916
- and use the facilities there,
- 1173
- 01:05:26,918 --> 01:05:30,254
- but that would take
- at least a half an hour.
- 1174
- 01:05:33,658 --> 01:05:35,660
- We don't mind waiting.
- 1175
- 01:05:36,895 --> 01:05:38,795
- <i>Why don't I just pull over?</i>
- 1176
- 01:05:38,797 --> 01:05:40,362
- You can piss in the woods.
- 1177
- 01:05:40,364 --> 01:05:41,530
- Animals go in the woods.
- 1178
- 01:05:41,532 --> 01:05:42,832
- It's gonna be
- at least 20 minutes,
- 1179
- 01:05:42,834 --> 01:05:44,934
- I gotta go all the way back
- to your motel.
- 1180
- 01:05:44,936 --> 01:05:46,435
- So let's just get there
- 1181
- 01:05:46,437 --> 01:05:48,370
- so I can go back
- and finish the show.
- 1182
- 01:05:48,372 --> 01:05:50,807
- See, that's the
- difference between you and me.
- 1183
- 01:05:50,809 --> 01:05:52,508
- I'd have zero problem
- going in the woods.
- 1184
- 01:05:52,510 --> 01:05:53,743
- I'm well aware.
- 1185
- 01:05:53,745 --> 01:05:55,678
- What are you sore at me for?
- 1186
- 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,579
- I don't make the rules
- down here.
- 1187
- 01:05:57,581 --> 01:05:58,948
- No?
- 1188
- 01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:00,817
- Then who does?
- 1189
- 01:06:00,819 --> 01:06:02,652
- Oh.
- 1190
- 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,487
- You're saying just 'cause
- I'm white and they're white?
- 1191
- 01:06:05,489 --> 01:06:06,923
- You know, that's a very
- prejudiced thing
- 1192
- 01:06:06,925 --> 01:06:08,557
- you just said there.
- 1193
- 01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:09,692
- A very prejudiced thing.
- 1194
- 01:06:09,694 --> 01:06:11,795
- I got more in common
- with the Hymies
- 1195
- 01:06:11,797 --> 01:06:13,595
- at 2nd Avenue Deli than I do
- 1196
- 01:06:13,597 --> 01:06:15,131
- with these hillbilly pricks
- down here.
- 1197
- 01:06:15,133 --> 01:06:16,532
- Eyes on the road.
- 1198
- 01:06:16,534 --> 01:06:17,366
- You always say that
- 1199
- 01:06:17,368 --> 01:06:18,902
- when you don't like
- what I'm saying.
- 1200
- 01:06:18,904 --> 01:06:20,705
- Eyes on the road.
- 1201
- 01:06:24,542 --> 01:06:26,475
- I don't get it.
- 1202
- 01:06:26,477 --> 01:06:29,578
- How does he smile and shake
- their hands like that?
- 1203
- 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:31,815
- They try to pull
- that outhouse shit on me,
- 1204
- 01:06:31,817 --> 01:06:33,852
- I'd piss right
- on the living room floor.
- 1205
- 01:06:35,654 --> 01:06:37,588
- Don't-don't do that.
- 1206
- 01:06:38,957 --> 01:06:41,760
- We have many
- concert dates left.
- 1207
- 01:06:43,895 --> 01:06:46,428
- Yeah? So?
- 1208
- 01:06:46,430 --> 01:06:49,333
- You realize we're contractually
- obliged to perform them?
- 1209
- 01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:51,835
- Course I do.
- 1210
- 01:06:51,837 --> 01:06:54,469
- You don't play,
- we don't get paid.
- 1211
- 01:06:54,471 --> 01:06:55,872
- What's your point?
- 1212
- 01:06:55,874 --> 01:06:58,975
- Ugly circumstances
- are going to happen again,
- 1213
- 01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:01,443
- so control yourself.
- 1214
- 01:07:01,445 --> 01:07:03,849
- Don't lecture me, you rat.
- 1215
- 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:08,017
- Dr. Shirley could have
- stayed up north,
- 1216
- 01:07:08,019 --> 01:07:10,720
- getting rear end kissed
- at Park Avenue parties
- 1217
- 01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:12,622
- for three times money.
- 1218
- 01:07:12,624 --> 01:07:14,924
- But he ask for this.
- 1219
- 01:07:19,496 --> 01:07:20,699
- Why?
- 1220
- 01:07:40,517 --> 01:07:42,785
- What on God's green Earth
- are you doing?
- 1221
- 01:07:42,787 --> 01:07:44,687
- A letter.
- 1222
- 01:07:44,689 --> 01:07:47,924
- Looks more like
- a piecemeal ransom note.
- 1223
- 01:07:47,926 --> 01:07:49,794
- May I?
- 1224
- 01:07:56,668 --> 01:07:58,801
- "Dear Dolores."
- 1225
- 01:07:58,803 --> 01:08:00,236
- D-E-A-R.
- 1226
- 01:08:00,238 --> 01:08:01,838
- This is an animal.
- 1227
- 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,539
- "I'm meeting all
- the highly leading citizens
- 1228
- 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:06,809
- "of the town.
- 1229
- 01:08:06,811 --> 01:08:10,545
- "People that use big words,
- all of them.
- 1230
- 01:08:10,547 --> 01:08:13,082
- "But you know me. I get by.
- 1231
- 01:08:13,084 --> 01:08:14,951
- I'm a good bullshitter."
- 1232
- 01:08:14,953 --> 01:08:17,720
- Two T's in "bullshitter."
- 1233
- 01:08:17,722 --> 01:08:21,858
- "As I'm writing this letter,
- I'm eating potato chips,
- 1234
- 01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:25,594
- "and I'm starting
- to get thirsty.
- 1235
- 01:08:25,596 --> 01:08:29,098
- "I washed my socks
- and dried them on the TV.
- 1236
- 01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:31,868
- I should have brung the iron."
- 1237
- 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:33,705
- You know this is pathetic,
- right?
- 1238
- 01:08:34,839 --> 01:08:36,839
- Tell me what you're trying
- to say.
- 1239
- 01:08:36,841 --> 01:08:39,108
- I don't know.
- 1240
- 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:41,543
- You know, I miss her and shit.
- 1241
- 01:08:41,545 --> 01:08:42,712
- Then say that.
- 1242
- 01:08:42,714 --> 01:08:44,747
- But do it in a manner
- that no one else
- 1243
- 01:08:44,749 --> 01:08:46,548
- has ever done it before.
- 1244
- 01:08:46,550 --> 01:08:47,986
- And without the profanity.
- 1245
- 01:08:48,987 --> 01:08:51,520
- Something like, uh...
- 1246
- 01:08:51,522 --> 01:08:53,625
- Put this down.
- 1247
- 01:08:55,592 --> 01:08:57,126
- "Dear Dolores."
- 1248
- 01:08:57,128 --> 01:08:59,561
- Hold on. I'll start a new one.
- 1249
- 01:08:59,563 --> 01:09:02,734
- "D-E-A-R Dolores."
- 1250
- 01:09:04,803 --> 01:09:07,870
- "When I think of you,
- 1251
- 01:09:07,872 --> 01:09:12,574
- I'm reminded of
- the beautiful plains of Iowa."
- 1252
- 01:09:12,576 --> 01:09:14,077
- What planes?
- 1253
- 01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:15,878
- The plains.
- 1254
- 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,613
- P-L-A-I-N-S.
- 1255
- 01:09:17,615 --> 01:09:18,881
- Those big fields we saw.
- 1256
- 01:09:18,883 --> 01:09:21,117
- Oh. Yeah, those were nice.
- 1257
- 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:23,152
- Plains.
- 1258
- 01:09:23,154 --> 01:09:26,889
- "Which is what they call...
- 1259
- 01:09:26,891 --> 01:09:30,559
- big fields around here."
- 1260
- 01:09:30,561 --> 01:09:32,561
- Tony, no expounding.
- 1261
- 01:09:32,563 --> 01:09:34,897
- - No what?
- - Just write what I say.
- 1262
- 01:09:34,899 --> 01:09:36,766
- No good.
- 1263
- 01:09:36,768 --> 01:09:40,036
- "The distance between us...
- 1264
- 01:09:40,038 --> 01:09:42,674
- is breaking my spirit."
- 1265
- 01:09:43,908 --> 01:09:46,075
- "Between us..."
- 1266
- 01:09:46,077 --> 01:09:48,711
- "My time and experiences
- without you
- 1267
- 01:09:48,713 --> 01:09:50,749
- "are meaningless to me.
- 1268
- 01:09:54,052 --> 01:09:55,852
- "Falling in love with you
- 1269
- 01:09:55,854 --> 01:09:58,788
- was the easiest thing
- I've ever done."
- 1270
- 01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:03,092
- "Falling in love with you..."
- 1271
- 01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:06,595
- This is very fucking romantic.
- 1272
- 01:10:06,597 --> 01:10:08,064
- <i>...was the easiest thing</i>
- 1273
- 01:10:08,066 --> 01:10:09,899
- <i>I have ever done.</i>
- 1274
- 01:10:09,901 --> 01:10:12,902
- <i>Nothing matters to me but you,</i>
- 1275
- 01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:16,105
- <i>and every day I'm alive,
- I'm aware of this.</i>
- 1276
- 01:10:16,107 --> 01:10:20,376
- <i>I loved you the day I met you,
- I love you today,</i>
- 1277
- 01:10:20,378 --> 01:10:23,882
- <i>and I will love you
- the rest of my life.</i>
- 1278
- 01:10:26,217 --> 01:10:28,851
- So, can I put, uh...
- "P.S. Kiss the kids"?
- 1279
- 01:10:28,853 --> 01:10:30,186
- A P.S.?
- 1280
- 01:10:30,188 --> 01:10:31,923
- Yeah, like, at the end.
- 1281
- 01:10:32,957 --> 01:10:34,791
- That's like clanging a cowbell
- 1282
- 01:10:34,793 --> 01:10:36,928
- at the end
- of Shostakovich's Seventh.
- 1283
- 01:10:38,696 --> 01:10:40,698
- Right. And that's good?
- 1284
- 01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,802
- It's perfect, Tony.
- 1285
- 01:10:47,405 --> 01:10:50,406
- Everybody talks
- about Willie Mays, 1954.
- 1286
- 01:10:50,408 --> 01:10:52,708
- It wasn't even the greatest
- catch in the Polo Grounds.
- 1287
- 01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:55,678
- That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936,
- 1288
- 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,013
- second game
- of the World Series.
- 1289
- 01:10:57,015 --> 01:10:59,984
- Final out, 500 feet...
- 1290
- 01:11:03,021 --> 01:11:04,921
- You like that, Doc?
- 1291
- 01:11:04,923 --> 01:11:06,122
- That's a handsome suit.
- 1292
- 01:11:06,124 --> 01:11:08,724
- - Sharp.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1293
- 01:11:08,726 --> 01:11:11,027
- Guy looks just like you.
- 1294
- 01:11:11,029 --> 01:11:12,964
- He does?
- 1295
- 01:11:14,132 --> 01:11:16,634
- Well, size-wise. Yeah.
- 1296
- 01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:20,970
- It is about a 42.
- 1297
- 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:24,040
- - Why don't you try it on?
- - Hmm...
- 1298
- 01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:27,076
- What, you gotta wear
- a tuxedo onstage every night?
- 1299
- 01:11:27,078 --> 01:11:29,045
- You could mix it up
- a little, Doc.
- 1300
- 01:11:29,047 --> 01:11:30,913
- Come on, let's see
- how it looks on you.
- 1301
- 01:11:30,915 --> 01:11:32,048
- We got plenty of time.
- 1302
- 01:11:34,853 --> 01:11:36,452
- I'll be right back.
- 1303
- 01:11:36,454 --> 01:11:39,288
- - How you doing?
- - May I help you, sir?
- 1304
- 01:11:39,290 --> 01:11:41,157
- Yeah, we want
- to try on that, uh,
- 1305
- 01:11:41,159 --> 01:11:42,859
- beautiful gray suit
- in the window.
- 1306
- 01:11:42,861 --> 01:11:44,127
- You got it in a 42?
- 1307
- 01:11:44,129 --> 01:11:46,030
- Of course.
- 1308
- 01:11:48,199 --> 01:11:49,899
- That's the one.
- 1309
- 01:11:49,901 --> 01:11:51,767
- Dressing room
- is in the back, sir.
- 1310
- 01:11:51,769 --> 01:11:53,136
- Thank you.
- 1311
- 01:11:53,138 --> 01:11:55,471
- - I'll be just a moment.
- - Take your time, Doc.
- 1312
- 01:11:55,473 --> 01:11:57,208
- I'll check out
- some ties for you.
- 1313
- 01:11:58,776 --> 01:12:00,776
- Uh, e-excuse me.
- 1314
- 01:12:00,778 --> 01:12:03,148
- Uh, you're not allowed
- to try that on.
- 1315
- 01:12:04,782 --> 01:12:06,115
- I beg your pardon?
- 1316
- 01:12:06,117 --> 01:12:08,484
- Uh, if you'd like
- to purchase it first,
- 1317
- 01:12:08,486 --> 01:12:11,189
- we'd be happy
- to tailor it to your needs.
- 1318
- 01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:16,027
- I see.
- 1319
- 01:13:17,121 --> 01:13:18,823
- Yeah.
- 1320
- 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:21,793
- That's me.
- 1321
- 01:13:32,370 --> 01:13:34,136
- Hey, Officer.
- 1322
- 01:13:34,138 --> 01:13:36,239
- I got a call about Dr. Shirley.
- 1323
- 01:13:36,241 --> 01:13:38,276
- Come on.
- 1324
- 01:13:42,947 --> 01:13:45,281
- His friend's here.
- 1325
- 01:13:45,283 --> 01:13:47,283
- Thank you.
- 1326
- 01:13:51,889 --> 01:13:54,323
- Get a guy a towel,
- for Christ's sake.
- 1327
- 01:13:54,325 --> 01:13:56,025
- You a lawyer?
- 1328
- 01:13:56,027 --> 01:13:57,293
- - No.
- - Well, you should call one.
- 1329
- 01:13:57,295 --> 01:13:59,228
- - We're taking your auntie in.
- - For what?
- 1330
- 01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:02,033
- Manager caught him
- and the other guy.
- 1331
- 01:14:05,403 --> 01:14:08,004
- Well, can we get
- the cuffs off him,
- 1332
- 01:14:08,006 --> 01:14:10,239
- let him put his pants on,
- we talk about this?
- 1333
- 01:14:10,241 --> 01:14:11,907
- Sure, we could.
- 1334
- 01:14:11,909 --> 01:14:13,876
- But we ain't.
- 1335
- 01:14:13,878 --> 01:14:16,912
- Okay, look, we're out of here
- tomorrow morning.
- 1336
- 01:14:16,914 --> 01:14:18,347
- You'll never see us again.
- 1337
- 01:14:18,349 --> 01:14:20,918
- There's gotta be something
- we can do to work this out.
- 1338
- 01:14:22,887 --> 01:14:24,053
- What if you let him go
- 1339
- 01:14:24,055 --> 01:14:26,188
- and I give you something
- to thank you?
- 1340
- 01:14:27,425 --> 01:14:29,425
- - You bribing us?
- - No.
- 1341
- 01:14:29,427 --> 01:14:30,860
- Hell no.
- 1342
- 01:14:30,862 --> 01:14:32,028
- A gift.
- 1343
- 01:14:32,030 --> 01:14:33,329
- A thank-you.
- 1344
- 01:14:33,331 --> 01:14:35,865
- What kind of thank-you?
- 1345
- 01:14:35,867 --> 01:14:37,400
- Like a...
- 1346
- 01:14:37,402 --> 01:14:39,368
- you know, donation
- to the police force.
- 1347
- 01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:41,070
- Youse guys.
- 1348
- 01:14:41,072 --> 01:14:43,139
- Whatever you want.
- 1349
- 01:14:43,141 --> 01:14:45,908
- You like suits?
- 1350
- 01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:48,010
- I was walking through
- your nice town today,
- 1351
- 01:14:48,012 --> 01:14:51,047
- and I seen a store
- that was selling suits.
- 1352
- 01:14:51,049 --> 01:14:52,915
- Primo suits.
- 1353
- 01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:56,385
- What if, as a thank-you...
- a donation...
- 1354
- 01:14:56,387 --> 01:14:59,355
- I buy youse each a suit?
- 1355
- 01:14:59,357 --> 01:15:01,157
- You get all dressed up,
- 1356
- 01:15:01,159 --> 01:15:03,359
- you take the wife out
- for dinner.
- 1357
- 01:15:03,361 --> 01:15:05,361
- I mean, guys like you,
- you work hard.
- 1358
- 01:15:05,363 --> 01:15:07,365
- You deserve it.
- 1359
- 01:15:14,038 --> 01:15:16,038
- They were wrong
- for the way they treated me,
- 1360
- 01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,109
- and you rewarded them.
- 1361
- 01:15:19,911 --> 01:15:22,244
- I was hired to get you
- from one show to the next.
- 1362
- 01:15:22,246 --> 01:15:24,080
- How I do it
- shouldn't matter to you.
- 1363
- 01:15:24,082 --> 01:15:25,948
- I just wish you hadn't
- paid 'em off.
- 1364
- 01:15:25,950 --> 01:15:28,284
- I did what I had to do.
- 1365
- 01:15:28,286 --> 01:15:30,687
- You know, if this got out,
- it would kill your career.
- 1366
- 01:15:30,689 --> 01:15:32,988
- Okay, Tony.
- 1367
- 01:15:32,990 --> 01:15:35,024
- I need you to stop it
- with the phony altruism
- 1368
- 01:15:35,026 --> 01:15:36,459
- and concern for my career.
- 1369
- 01:15:36,461 --> 01:15:38,194
- What the hell does that mean?
- 1370
- 01:15:38,196 --> 01:15:39,995
- You were only thinking
- about yourself back there
- 1371
- 01:15:39,997 --> 01:15:41,397
- because you know,
- if I miss a show,
- 1372
- 01:15:41,399 --> 01:15:42,998
- it'll come out
- of your pocketbook.
- 1373
- 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,034
- Of course I don't want you
- to miss a show,
- 1374
- 01:15:45,036 --> 01:15:46,235
- you ungrateful bastard.
- 1375
- 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:48,337
- You think I'm doing this
- for my health?
- 1376
- 01:15:48,339 --> 01:15:50,406
- Tonight, I saved your ass.
- 1377
- 01:15:50,408 --> 01:15:53,109
- So show a little
- appreciation, maybe.
- 1378
- 01:15:53,111 --> 01:15:57,413
- Besides, I told you never
- to go nowhere without me!
- 1379
- 01:15:57,415 --> 01:16:01,450
- I assumed you'd want this
- to be the exception.
- 1380
- 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:38,320
- Want me to get some makeup
- or something
- 1381
- 01:16:38,322 --> 01:16:39,555
- for the show tomorrow?
- 1382
- 01:16:39,557 --> 01:16:41,157
- No, I'm fine.
- 1383
- 01:16:41,159 --> 01:16:43,325
- You sure? Bruise kind of shows.
- 1384
- 01:16:43,327 --> 01:16:44,529
- I said I'm fine.
- 1385
- 01:16:46,063 --> 01:16:48,032
- Okay.
- 1386
- 01:16:54,472 --> 01:16:56,305
- He didn't ask me to do that.
- 1387
- 01:16:56,307 --> 01:16:58,474
- Dom, I'm telling you,
- that's what he told me.
- 1388
- 01:16:58,476 --> 01:17:00,075
- He didn't ask me.
- 1389
- 01:17:00,077 --> 01:17:02,578
- Oh. Tony Lip.
- 1390
- 01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:04,180
- - Dominic, Mags.
- - What the hell...?
- 1391
- 01:17:04,182 --> 01:17:05,548
- What the hell you guys
- doing down here?
- 1392
- 01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:07,082
- Hey, Brooklyn sent us down.
- 1393
- 01:17:07,084 --> 01:17:09,287
- - Take care of a few things.
- - Yeah.
- 1394
- 01:17:44,121 --> 01:17:45,958
- I'm working here.
- 1395
- 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:57,399
- Sorry, Doc. They're some
- friends from New York.
- 1396
- 01:17:57,401 --> 01:17:59,401
- Hey, can you get
- Dr. Shirley's luggage?
- 1397
- 01:17:59,403 --> 01:18:00,505
- All right.
- 1398
- 01:18:33,337 --> 01:18:34,671
- Called his room.
- 1399
- 01:18:34,673 --> 01:18:36,507
- Be down in a minute.
- 1400
- 01:18:45,249 --> 01:18:46,616
- Hey, Doc.
- 1401
- 01:18:46,618 --> 01:18:48,486
- Where are you off to?
- 1402
- 01:18:50,121 --> 01:18:52,154
- Just going downstairs.
- 1403
- 01:18:52,156 --> 01:18:54,091
- To have a drink.
- 1404
- 01:19:04,402 --> 01:19:06,201
- Tony...
- 1405
- 01:19:06,203 --> 01:19:09,906
- I think you're doing
- a wonderful job.
- 1406
- 01:19:09,908 --> 01:19:12,174
- So...
- 1407
- 01:19:12,176 --> 01:19:13,677
- I'd like to formally offer you
- 1408
- 01:19:13,679 --> 01:19:15,477
- the position
- of my road manager.
- 1409
- 01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:20,382
- With the title also comes
- more responsibility, but...
- 1410
- 01:19:20,384 --> 01:19:22,386
- that also means a raise in pay.
- 1411
- 01:19:23,454 --> 01:19:25,554
- No. No.
- 1412
- 01:19:25,556 --> 01:19:28,524
- No, thanks.
- 1413
- 01:19:28,526 --> 01:19:32,696
- We agreed on 125 a week,
- plus expenses.
- 1414
- 01:19:32,698 --> 01:19:35,634
- That's our deal, right?
- 1415
- 01:19:37,301 --> 01:19:39,234
- I ain't going nowhere, Doc.
- 1416
- 01:19:39,236 --> 01:19:41,539
- I-I was just going down
- to tell them.
- 1417
- 01:19:52,216 --> 01:19:53,384
- Tony.
- 1418
- 01:19:58,255 --> 01:20:00,626
- I'm sorry about last night.
- 1419
- 01:20:03,762 --> 01:20:06,197
- Don't worry about it.
- 1420
- 01:20:07,733 --> 01:20:11,200
- I've been working nightclubs
- in New York City my whole life.
- 1421
- 01:20:11,202 --> 01:20:15,272
- I know it's a...
- complicated world.
- 1422
- 01:20:27,518 --> 01:20:29,251
- <i>So, where'd you learn</i>
- 1423
- 01:20:29,253 --> 01:20:30,486
- how to play like that?
- 1424
- 01:20:30,488 --> 01:20:32,421
- - My mother.
- - Your mother?
- 1425
- 01:20:32,423 --> 01:20:34,392
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1426
- 01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:39,696
- She taught me how to play
- on an old spinet.
- 1427
- 01:20:39,698 --> 01:20:42,264
- Soon as I could walk, we'd...
- 1428
- 01:20:42,266 --> 01:20:44,500
- travel around
- the Florida Panhandle,
- 1429
- 01:20:44,502 --> 01:20:48,237
- put on my little shows
- in parishes and halls.
- 1430
- 01:20:48,239 --> 01:20:50,439
- Fortunately,
- a man who had seen me play
- 1431
- 01:20:50,441 --> 01:20:51,708
- arranged for me to study
- 1432
- 01:20:51,710 --> 01:20:53,743
- at the Leningrad Conservatory
- of Music.
- 1433
- 01:20:53,745 --> 01:20:56,578
- I was the first Negro
- ever accepted there.
- 1434
- 01:20:56,580 --> 01:20:59,015
- That's where they taught you
- all them songs you play?
- 1435
- 01:20:59,017 --> 01:21:02,251
- Actually, I was trained
- to play classical music.
- 1436
- 01:21:02,253 --> 01:21:06,524
- Brahms, Franz Liszt,
- Beethoven, Chopin.
- 1437
- 01:21:07,591 --> 01:21:09,859
- It's all I ever wanted to play.
- 1438
- 01:21:09,861 --> 01:21:12,796
- But I was persuaded
- by my record company
- 1439
- 01:21:12,798 --> 01:21:16,666
- to pursue a career
- in popular music instead.
- 1440
- 01:21:16,668 --> 01:21:19,268
- They insisted that audiences
- would never accept
- 1441
- 01:21:19,270 --> 01:21:21,437
- a Negro pianist
- on a classical stage.
- 1442
- 01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:26,341
- Wanted to turn me into just
- another colored entertainer.
- 1443
- 01:21:26,343 --> 01:21:29,746
- You know, the guy who's smoking
- while he's playing
- 1444
- 01:21:29,748 --> 01:21:32,615
- and sets a glass of whiskey
- on his piano,
- 1445
- 01:21:32,617 --> 01:21:35,350
- and then complains
- because he's not respected
- 1446
- 01:21:35,352 --> 01:21:36,753
- like Arthur Rubinstein.
- 1447
- 01:21:36,755 --> 01:21:39,656
- You don't see Arthur Rubinstein
- 1448
- 01:21:39,658 --> 01:21:42,293
- putting a glass of whiskey
- on his piano.
- 1449
- 01:21:43,628 --> 01:21:45,662
- I don't know.
- Personally, I think,
- 1450
- 01:21:45,664 --> 01:21:47,463
- if you stuck
- to the classic stuff,
- 1451
- 01:21:47,465 --> 01:21:49,065
- it would've been a big mistake.
- 1452
- 01:21:49,067 --> 01:21:50,667
- A mistake?
- 1453
- 01:21:50,669 --> 01:21:53,903
- Performing the music I trained
- my entire life to play?
- 1454
- 01:21:53,905 --> 01:21:56,505
- Trained?
- What are you, a seal?
- 1455
- 01:21:56,507 --> 01:21:58,373
- People love what you do.
- 1456
- 01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:00,810
- Anyone could sound
- like Beethoven or...
- 1457
- 01:22:00,812 --> 01:22:03,378
- "Joe Pan"
- or them other guys you said,
- 1458
- 01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:07,318
- but your music, what you do...
- 1459
- 01:22:08,754 --> 01:22:10,554
- ...only you can do that.
- 1460
- 01:22:13,424 --> 01:22:14,793
- Thank you, Tony.
- 1461
- 01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:22,433
- But not everyone
- can play Chopin.
- 1462
- 01:22:23,534 --> 01:22:25,536
- Not like I can.
- 1463
- 01:22:26,805 --> 01:22:29,338
- ♪ I love my baby...
- 1464
- 01:22:29,340 --> 01:22:31,941
- <i>"The trees have shed
- their leafy clothing,</i>
- 1465
- 01:22:31,943 --> 01:22:35,544
- and their colors have faded
- to grays and browns."
- 1466
- 01:22:35,546 --> 01:22:39,414
- "I saw millions of trees
- all dusted with snow,
- 1467
- 01:22:39,416 --> 01:22:41,350
- just like out of a fairy tale."
- 1468
- 01:22:41,352 --> 01:22:43,653
- He's so expressive.
- 1469
- 01:22:43,655 --> 01:22:45,922
- - "It's getting cold."
- - Got to admit, Lip's letters,
- 1470
- 01:22:45,924 --> 01:22:47,791
- they're not bad.
- 1471
- 01:22:47,793 --> 01:22:49,558
- Oh, well, it's in the family.
- 1472
- 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,828
- They say our
- great-great-great-grandfather
- 1473
- 01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:54,396
- helped da Vinci
- with the Sixteen Chapel.
- 1474
- 01:22:54,398 --> 01:22:56,733
- - You mean Michelangelo.
- - Right.
- 1475
- 01:22:56,735 --> 01:22:58,935
- What does Michelangelo have
- to do with writing letters?
- 1476
- 01:22:58,937 --> 01:23:01,704
- I'm just saying,
- we're an arty family.
- 1477
- 01:23:01,706 --> 01:23:05,942
- "I will count the hours,
- minutes and seconds
- 1478
- 01:23:05,944 --> 01:23:08,443
- "until you are in my arms.
- 1479
- 01:23:08,445 --> 01:23:10,412
- "Love you, Tony.
- 1480
- 01:23:10,414 --> 01:23:11,716
- P.S. Kiss the kids."
- 1481
- 01:23:12,751 --> 01:23:13,950
- John!
- 1482
- 01:23:13,952 --> 01:23:15,450
- Yeah?
- 1483
- 01:23:15,452 --> 01:23:17,620
- I want a letter.
- 1484
- 01:23:17,622 --> 01:23:18,955
- Yeah, soon as you make a meal.
- 1485
- 01:23:33,404 --> 01:23:37,173
- Eyes forward, Tony.
- 1486
- 01:24:01,465 --> 01:24:02,732
- Tony.
- 1487
- 01:24:02,734 --> 01:24:04,033
- <i>All right, everybody.</i>
- 1488
- 01:24:04,035 --> 01:24:06,903
- Let's give our finest
- Louisiana welcome
- 1489
- 01:24:06,905 --> 01:24:09,839
- to Don Shirley
- and the Don Shirley Trio.
- 1490
- 01:24:36,601 --> 01:24:38,835
- Your mother's ass.
- 1491
- 01:24:38,837 --> 01:24:41,004
- Can't see shit.
- 1492
- 01:24:48,479 --> 01:24:50,479
- What the hell's this guy doing?
- 1493
- 01:24:53,919 --> 01:24:56,021
- Son of a bitch.
- 1494
- 01:25:08,499 --> 01:25:10,099
- License and papers.
- 1495
- 01:25:10,101 --> 01:25:13,036
- Am I glad to see you.
- 1496
- 01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:14,871
- We had to turn
- off the main road,
- 1497
- 01:25:14,873 --> 01:25:17,842
- and, uh, now we're lost.
- 1498
- 01:25:19,543 --> 01:25:21,543
- Step out of the car.
- 1499
- 01:25:21,545 --> 01:25:22,879
- What'd I do?
- 1500
- 01:25:22,881 --> 01:25:24,716
- Out of the car.
- 1501
- 01:25:35,860 --> 01:25:37,927
- Why are you on this road?
- 1502
- 01:25:37,929 --> 01:25:39,295
- I told you.
- 1503
- 01:25:39,297 --> 01:25:42,867
- We had to make a detour,
- and we got lost.
- 1504
- 01:25:47,305 --> 01:25:49,138
- And why are you driving him?
- 1505
- 01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:51,743
- He's my boss.
- 1506
- 01:25:57,548 --> 01:25:59,615
- He can't be out here at night.
- 1507
- 01:25:59,617 --> 01:26:01,550
- This is a sundown town.
- 1508
- 01:26:01,552 --> 01:26:02,854
- What's that?
- 1509
- 01:26:04,155 --> 01:26:06,956
- Get him out of the car
- and check his I.D.
- 1510
- 01:26:06,958 --> 01:26:08,124
- Oh, come on.
- 1511
- 01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:09,258
- It's pouring rain.
- 1512
- 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:12,594
- Sir, I can just get it
- right here through the window.
- 1513
- 01:26:12,596 --> 01:26:13,796
- Get him out of the car.
- 1514
- 01:26:13,798 --> 01:26:15,665
- Come on, get out, now.
- 1515
- 01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:17,566
- Get out, now. Get out.
- 1516
- 01:26:17,568 --> 01:26:19,971
- Got I.D.?
- 1517
- 01:26:22,007 --> 01:26:24,974
- How you say this last name?
- 1518
- 01:26:24,976 --> 01:26:27,110
- Vallelonga.
- 1519
- 01:26:27,112 --> 01:26:29,578
- Yeah, what kind of name
- is that?
- 1520
- 01:26:29,580 --> 01:26:30,947
- It's Italian.
- 1521
- 01:26:30,949 --> 01:26:32,081
- Oh.
- 1522
- 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,683
- Oh, I see.
- 1523
- 01:26:33,685 --> 01:26:35,987
- That's why
- you're driving him around.
- 1524
- 01:26:38,023 --> 01:26:39,789
- You're half a nigger yourself.
- 1525
- 01:26:40,792 --> 01:26:42,625
- Hands in the air!
- 1526
- 01:26:42,627 --> 01:26:43,928
- Now! Now!
- 1527
- 01:26:47,665 --> 01:26:49,566
- Excuse me.
- 1528
- 01:26:52,837 --> 01:26:56,606
- Excuse me, sirs.
- 1529
- 01:26:56,608 --> 01:26:59,809
- I-I understand why my associate
- is being held,
- 1530
- 01:26:59,811 --> 01:27:02,781
- but what exactly am I
- being charged with?
- 1531
- 01:27:05,683 --> 01:27:08,885
- You seem like reasonable men.
- 1532
- 01:27:08,887 --> 01:27:10,186
- Perhaps you could let me out
- 1533
- 01:27:10,188 --> 01:27:12,688
- so that we could discuss
- the situation further.
- 1534
- 01:27:12,690 --> 01:27:14,624
- Just put the apple butter
- away, boy.
- 1535
- 01:27:14,626 --> 01:27:17,627
- You ain't going nowhere
- no time soon.
- 1536
- 01:27:17,629 --> 01:27:20,730
- You cannot hold me
- without cause.
- 1537
- 01:27:20,732 --> 01:27:22,065
- Well, I got cause.
- 1538
- 01:27:22,067 --> 01:27:24,836
- 'Cause you let the sun set
- on your black ass.
- 1539
- 01:27:26,171 --> 01:27:28,771
- I want to speak to my lawyer.
- 1540
- 01:27:28,773 --> 01:27:30,940
- I want my call.
- 1541
- 01:27:30,942 --> 01:27:34,210
- This is a flagrant violation
- of my rights.
- 1542
- 01:27:34,212 --> 01:27:37,647
- You know...
- 1543
- 01:27:37,649 --> 01:27:41,786
- he does have, uh, rights.
- 1544
- 01:27:46,224 --> 01:27:49,659
- Give the Negro
- his goddamn phone call.
- 1545
- 01:27:49,661 --> 01:27:51,129
- You happy?
- 1546
- 01:27:55,667 --> 01:27:57,433
- You know a lawyer?
- 1547
- 01:27:57,435 --> 01:27:58,837
- Call him.
- 1548
- 01:28:10,248 --> 01:28:11,981
- I walk up
- to the car, and I say,
- 1549
- 01:28:11,983 --> 01:28:13,850
- "Sir, you know
- how fast you were going?"
- 1550
- 01:28:13,852 --> 01:28:16,119
- He says, "I'm sorry, Officer.
- I didn't mean to speed, but..."
- 1551
- 01:28:16,121 --> 01:28:17,753
- As my mother always said,
- 1552
- 01:28:17,755 --> 01:28:20,223
- "What kind
- of brand-new fool are you?"
- 1553
- 01:28:20,225 --> 01:28:22,191
- Look at them over there.
- 1554
- 01:28:22,193 --> 01:28:24,827
- Take a good look
- at the officer you hit.
- 1555
- 01:28:24,829 --> 01:28:27,196
- Look at him. He's over there
- having a grand old time,
- 1556
- 01:28:27,198 --> 01:28:31,467
- chatting up with his pals,
- enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
- 1557
- 01:28:31,469 --> 01:28:33,703
- And where are you?
- 1558
- 01:28:33,705 --> 01:28:36,706
- In here, with me,
- who did nothing.
- 1559
- 01:28:36,708 --> 01:28:39,008
- Yet I'm the one
- who pays the price.
- 1560
- 01:28:39,010 --> 01:28:41,911
- I'm the one who's gonna miss
- the Birmingham show.
- 1561
- 01:28:41,913 --> 01:28:43,813
- Hey, I'm gonna lose
- a lot of money, too,
- 1562
- 01:28:43,815 --> 01:28:45,214
- if you don't play Birmingham.
- 1563
- 01:28:45,216 --> 01:28:48,686
- So that little temper tantrum,
- was it worth it?
- 1564
- 01:28:49,787 --> 01:28:51,787
- Hmm?
- 1565
- 01:28:51,789 --> 01:28:53,789
- You never win
- with violence, Tony.
- 1566
- 01:28:53,791 --> 01:28:55,958
- You only win when you maintain
- your dignity.
- 1567
- 01:28:55,960 --> 01:29:00,062
- Dignity always prevails.
- 1568
- 01:29:00,064 --> 01:29:03,268
- And tonight,
- because of you, we did not.
- 1569
- 01:29:08,139 --> 01:29:10,773
- I wouldn't touch
- that mattress, Doc.
- 1570
- 01:29:10,775 --> 01:29:13,111
- Maryville Police.
- 1571
- 01:29:15,847 --> 01:29:17,747
- No, sir.
- 1572
- 01:29:17,749 --> 01:29:20,183
- No, no, I-I'm not, sir.
- 1573
- 01:29:20,185 --> 01:29:22,985
- Yes, sir.
- He's right here, sir. Yes, sir.
- 1574
- 01:29:22,987 --> 01:29:24,086
- Yes, sir.
- 1575
- 01:29:24,088 --> 01:29:26,255
- Give me.
- 1576
- 01:29:26,257 --> 01:29:28,224
- Chief Pratt. Who's this?
- 1577
- 01:29:28,226 --> 01:29:30,161
- Baloney.
- 1578
- 01:29:32,363 --> 01:29:33,963
- Yes, sir.
- 1579
- 01:29:33,965 --> 01:29:37,233
- I can hear it now, Governor.
- 1580
- 01:29:37,235 --> 01:29:39,969
- Uh...
- 1581
- 01:29:39,971 --> 01:29:41,871
- No, sir, I'm sorry. I...
- 1582
- 01:29:41,873 --> 01:29:44,242
- No, of course I can recognize
- your voice. It's...
- 1583
- 01:29:47,278 --> 01:29:49,278
- Sir?
- 1584
- 01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:53,117
- You're saying the boy
- we got locked up called who?
- 1585
- 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,120
- Oh, and he called you.
- 1586
- 01:29:58,122 --> 01:30:00,056
- No, no, sir.
- 1587
- 01:30:00,058 --> 01:30:03,228
- An officer was assaulted
- in the line of duty.
- 1588
- 01:30:05,997 --> 01:30:08,898
- No, sir. No.
- I don't want no National Guard
- 1589
- 01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:10,866
- coming down here, neither, sir.
- 1590
- 01:30:10,868 --> 01:30:13,271
- I'll get to it immediately,
- Governor.
- 1591
- 01:30:14,572 --> 01:30:17,008
- Good night to you
- and the missus.
- 1592
- 01:30:21,112 --> 01:30:22,878
- - Get 'em out.
- - What?
- 1593
- 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:24,213
- Cut 'em goddamn loose.
- 1594
- 01:30:24,215 --> 01:30:26,282
- That dago wop hit me!
- 1595
- 01:30:26,284 --> 01:30:28,017
- You want to keep
- your goddamn job?
- 1596
- 01:30:28,019 --> 01:30:30,052
- Then you do what I goddamn
- tell you to do
- 1597
- 01:30:30,054 --> 01:30:32,154
- when I goddamn tell you
- to do it!
- 1598
- 01:30:32,156 --> 01:30:35,157
- And I'm telling you
- to get 'em the goddamn out!
- 1599
- 01:30:35,159 --> 01:30:36,928
- Who the hell did you call?
- 1600
- 01:30:38,930 --> 01:30:42,265
- Bobby Kennedy
- just saved our asses.
- 1601
- 01:30:42,267 --> 01:30:45,401
- Madonne. <i>How great is that?</i>
- 1602
- 01:30:45,403 --> 01:30:47,036
- It's not great.
- 1603
- 01:30:47,038 --> 01:30:48,605
- It's not great at all.
- 1604
- 01:30:48,607 --> 01:30:50,973
- - It's humiliating.
- - The hell you talking about?
- 1605
- 01:30:50,975 --> 01:30:53,409
- We were screwed. Now we ain't.
- 1606
- 01:30:53,411 --> 01:30:56,145
- And I just put the attorney
- general of the United States
- 1607
- 01:30:56,147 --> 01:30:57,346
- in an incredibly awkward
- position.
- 1608
- 01:30:57,348 --> 01:30:58,914
- So what?
- 1609
- 01:30:58,916 --> 01:31:00,283
- That's what the guy
- gets paid for.
- 1610
- 01:31:00,285 --> 01:31:01,917
- What else he got to do?
- 1611
- 01:31:01,919 --> 01:31:04,320
- That man and his brother
- 1612
- 01:31:04,322 --> 01:31:05,921
- are trying to change
- this country.
- 1613
- 01:31:05,923 --> 01:31:08,357
- That's what else he got to do.
- 1614
- 01:31:08,359 --> 01:31:11,994
- Now he thinks
- I'm some kind of...
- 1615
- 01:31:11,996 --> 01:31:15,398
- Calling from some
- backwoods swamp jail,
- 1616
- 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:18,868
- asking to attenuate
- assault charges? Who does that?
- 1617
- 01:31:18,870 --> 01:31:21,103
- Garbage. That's who.
- 1618
- 01:31:21,105 --> 01:31:22,471
- You shouldn't have hit him.
- 1619
- 01:31:22,473 --> 01:31:24,273
- I didn't like the way
- he was treating you.
- 1620
- 01:31:24,275 --> 01:31:26,075
- Making you stand out
- in the rain like that.
- 1621
- 01:31:26,077 --> 01:31:29,178
- Please, you hit him
- because of what he called you.
- 1622
- 01:31:29,180 --> 01:31:31,314
- I've had to endure that kind
- of talk my entire life.
- 1623
- 01:31:31,316 --> 01:31:33,449
- You should be able to take it
- for at least one night.
- 1624
- 01:31:33,451 --> 01:31:35,451
- What? I can't get mad
- at that stuff he was saying
- 1625
- 01:31:35,453 --> 01:31:36,986
- 'cause I ain't black?
- 1626
- 01:31:36,988 --> 01:31:38,220
- Christ, I'm blacker
- than you are.
- 1627
- 01:31:38,222 --> 01:31:39,922
- - Excuse me?
- - You don't know shit
- 1628
- 01:31:39,924 --> 01:31:41,424
- about your own people.
- 1629
- 01:31:41,426 --> 01:31:44,927
- What they eat, how they talk,
- how they live.
- 1630
- 01:31:44,929 --> 01:31:46,495
- You don't even know who
- Little Richard is.
- 1631
- 01:31:46,497 --> 01:31:47,963
- Oh, so knowing
- who Little Richard is
- 1632
- 01:31:47,965 --> 01:31:49,031
- makes you blacker than me?
- 1633
- 01:31:49,033 --> 01:31:52,134
- Oh, Tony, I wish you could
- hear yourself sometimes.
- 1634
- 01:31:52,136 --> 01:31:54,103
- You wouldn't talk so damn much.
- 1635
- 01:31:54,105 --> 01:31:55,171
- Bullshit.
- 1636
- 01:31:55,173 --> 01:31:57,473
- I know exactly who I am.
- 1637
- 01:31:57,475 --> 01:31:59,408
- I'm the guy who lived
- in the same neighborhood
- 1638
- 01:31:59,410 --> 01:32:01,977
- in the Bronx my entire life
- with my mother, my father,
- 1639
- 01:32:01,979 --> 01:32:03,680
- my brother,
- and now my wife and kids.
- 1640
- 01:32:03,682 --> 01:32:05,682
- That's it. That's who I am.
- 1641
- 01:32:05,684 --> 01:32:08,150
- I'm the asshole who has
- to hustle every goddamn day
- 1642
- 01:32:08,152 --> 01:32:09,919
- to put food on the table.
- 1643
- 01:32:09,921 --> 01:32:12,955
- You, Mr. Big Shot,
- you live on top of a castle,
- 1644
- 01:32:12,957 --> 01:32:15,491
- traveling around the world
- doing concerts for rich people.
- 1645
- 01:32:15,493 --> 01:32:18,194
- I live on the streets.
- You sit on a throne.
- 1646
- 01:32:18,196 --> 01:32:21,065
- So yeah, my world is way more
- blacker than yours.
- 1647
- 01:32:22,233 --> 01:32:24,100
- Pull over.
- 1648
- 01:32:24,102 --> 01:32:25,267
- What?
- 1649
- 01:32:25,269 --> 01:32:27,269
- - Pull over.
- - I ain't pulling over.
- 1650
- 01:32:27,271 --> 01:32:29,140
- Stop the car, Tony!
- 1651
- 01:32:31,542 --> 01:32:33,042
- What?
- 1652
- 01:32:33,044 --> 01:32:35,211
- What are you doing?
- 1653
- 01:32:35,213 --> 01:32:37,048
- Doc.
- 1654
- 01:32:39,016 --> 01:32:41,117
- Doc, what the hell
- are you doing?
- 1655
- 01:32:41,119 --> 01:32:42,151
- Doc.
- 1656
- 01:32:42,153 --> 01:32:44,053
- Get back in the car.
- 1657
- 01:32:44,055 --> 01:32:46,891
- Yes, I live in a castle, Tony!
- Alone.
- 1658
- 01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:51,260
- And rich white people pay me
- to play piano for them
- 1659
- 01:32:51,262 --> 01:32:53,062
- because it makes them
- feel cultured.
- 1660
- 01:32:53,064 --> 01:32:55,531
- But as soon as I step off
- that stage, I go right back
- 1661
- 01:32:55,533 --> 01:32:58,000
- to being just another nigger
- to them.
- 1662
- 01:32:58,002 --> 01:33:00,035
- Because that is
- their true culture.
- 1663
- 01:33:00,037 --> 01:33:02,071
- And I suffer that slight alone,
- 1664
- 01:33:02,073 --> 01:33:03,572
- because I'm not accepted
- by my own people
- 1665
- 01:33:03,574 --> 01:33:06,108
- 'cause I'm not like them,
- either.
- 1666
- 01:33:06,110 --> 01:33:09,311
- So, if I'm not black enough
- and if I'm not white enough
- 1667
- 01:33:09,313 --> 01:33:13,151
- and if I'm not man enough,
- then tell me, Tony, what am I?
- 1668
- 01:33:47,084 --> 01:33:49,086
- I need some sleep.
- 1669
- 01:33:52,223 --> 01:33:54,223
- All right.
- 1670
- 01:33:54,225 --> 01:33:56,225
- I'll stop at the next place
- we see
- 1671
- 01:33:56,227 --> 01:33:57,493
- and sneak you into my room.
- 1672
- 01:33:57,495 --> 01:33:59,261
- No. No.
- 1673
- 01:33:59,263 --> 01:34:01,363
- I refuse to stay
- in an establishment
- 1674
- 01:34:01,365 --> 01:34:03,234
- where I'm not welcome.
- 1675
- 01:34:05,303 --> 01:34:07,238
- Yeah. Okay.
- 1676
- 01:34:25,256 --> 01:34:27,492
- Tony, do you have
- to smoke everywhere?
- 1677
- 01:34:29,828 --> 01:34:32,194
- I didn't know it bothered you.
- 1678
- 01:34:32,196 --> 01:34:35,164
- You should have told me.
- 1679
- 01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:37,435
- All you gotta do
- is say the word, Doc.
- 1680
- 01:34:49,848 --> 01:34:53,282
- You do realize you'll be home
- before that letter arrives.
- 1681
- 01:34:53,284 --> 01:34:54,851
- Yeah, I know.
- 1682
- 01:34:54,853 --> 01:34:56,552
- Just thought I'd bring it
- with me.
- 1683
- 01:34:56,554 --> 01:34:59,121
- Save on stamps.
- 1684
- 01:34:59,123 --> 01:35:00,624
- All right.
- 1685
- 01:35:00,626 --> 01:35:03,094
- Tony, give it here.
- I'll fix it.
- 1686
- 01:35:04,128 --> 01:35:05,862
- No offense, Doc,
- 1687
- 01:35:05,864 --> 01:35:09,033
- but I think
- I got the hang of it now.
- 1688
- 01:35:15,206 --> 01:35:17,139
- "Dear Dolores:
- 1689
- 01:35:17,141 --> 01:35:20,344
- "Sometimes you remind me
- of a house.
- 1690
- 01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:26,248
- "A house with
- beautiful lights on it,
- 1691
- 01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:29,253
- where everyone
- is happy inside."
- 1692
- 01:35:34,158 --> 01:35:36,626
- Yes, Tony. You got it.
- 1693
- 01:35:36,628 --> 01:35:39,194
- Yeah?
- 1694
- 01:35:40,498 --> 01:35:43,167
- Thanks.
- 1695
- 01:35:44,703 --> 01:35:49,471
- Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me
- with, uh, the letters.
- 1696
- 01:35:49,473 --> 01:35:52,274
- You're really good
- at writing 'em.
- 1697
- 01:35:52,276 --> 01:35:54,445
- My pleasure, Tony.
- 1698
- 01:35:55,614 --> 01:35:57,580
- You know, um,
- when you get home,
- 1699
- 01:35:57,582 --> 01:36:01,519
- maybe you should write...
- write one to your brother.
- 1700
- 01:36:03,521 --> 01:36:06,723
- He knows where I am
- if he ever wants to reconnect.
- 1701
- 01:36:06,725 --> 01:36:09,427
- Eh. I wouldn't wait.
- 1702
- 01:36:10,729 --> 01:36:14,229
- You know, world's full
- of lonely people
- 1703
- 01:36:14,231 --> 01:36:16,233
- afraid to make the first move.
- 1704
- 01:36:23,609 --> 01:36:26,444
- Yeah, I'll finish this
- tomorrow.
- 1705
- 01:36:37,388 --> 01:36:41,390
- You know, Doc, something's been
- eating at me this whole trip.
- 1706
- 01:36:41,392 --> 01:36:43,361
- Hmm?
- 1707
- 01:36:44,763 --> 01:36:47,731
- That Titsburgh
- was a major disappointment.
- 1708
- 01:36:47,733 --> 01:36:49,599
- I didn't notice
- any difference at all.
- 1709
- 01:36:49,601 --> 01:36:51,266
- Did you?
- 1710
- 01:36:51,268 --> 01:36:53,270
- Good night, Tony.
- 1711
- 01:37:04,281 --> 01:37:06,582
- - Good evening.
- - Welcome, welcome.
- 1712
- 01:37:06,584 --> 01:37:08,319
- Come on in.
- 1713
- 01:37:10,622 --> 01:37:13,659
- All righty.
- 1714
- 01:37:15,493 --> 01:37:17,326
- Welcome, Mr. Shirley.
- 1715
- 01:37:17,328 --> 01:37:19,428
- Graham Kindell.
- I'm the general manager.
- 1716
- 01:37:19,430 --> 01:37:20,697
- It is a pleasure to meet you.
- 1717
- 01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:22,431
- Thank you, Mr. Kindell.
- 1718
- 01:37:22,433 --> 01:37:23,800
- This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga.
- 1719
- 01:37:23,802 --> 01:37:25,567
- - Nice to meet you, Tony.
- - How you doing?
- 1720
- 01:37:25,569 --> 01:37:27,236
- Uh, let's keep the car
- right here
- 1721
- 01:37:27,238 --> 01:37:28,537
- in our "guest of honor" spot.
- 1722
- 01:37:28,539 --> 01:37:29,806
- Right this way, gentlemen.
- 1723
- 01:37:29,808 --> 01:37:31,573
- - Hmm. Nice.
- - How was your drive up?
- 1724
- 01:37:31,575 --> 01:37:32,742
- Oh, it was wonderful.
- 1725
- 01:37:32,744 --> 01:37:34,410
- Good to hear. Good to hear.
- 1726
- 01:37:34,412 --> 01:37:35,845
- Now, as you can imagine,
- our Christmas show
- 1727
- 01:37:35,847 --> 01:37:37,579
- is our biggest show
- of the year,
- 1728
- 01:37:37,581 --> 01:37:39,816
- and we are so happy
- to have you here, Mr. Shirley.
- 1729
- 01:37:39,818 --> 01:37:41,316
- So, if you need anything,
- 1730
- 01:37:41,318 --> 01:37:43,318
- anything at all,
- you let me know.
- 1731
- 01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:45,587
- - Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- - Now, here we are.
- 1732
- 01:37:45,589 --> 01:37:49,525
- We got about an hour
- before showtime. Any questions?
- 1733
- 01:37:49,527 --> 01:37:50,860
- Where's the restaurant?
- 1734
- 01:37:50,862 --> 01:37:52,796
- Well, you continue
- down the hall here, Tony,
- 1735
- 01:37:52,798 --> 01:37:54,798
- to the right
- and across the lobby.
- 1736
- 01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:57,334
- - Good luck. Break a leg.
- - Thank you.
- 1737
- 01:37:59,037 --> 01:38:01,270
- Well, he said we got an hour.
- 1738
- 01:38:01,272 --> 01:38:02,639
- You must be starving, Doc.
- 1739
- 01:38:02,641 --> 01:38:04,710
- Go ahead. I'll meet you there.
- 1740
- 01:38:30,568 --> 01:38:32,236
- May we join you?
- 1741
- 01:38:32,904 --> 01:38:34,773
- Mm. Go ahead.
- 1742
- 01:38:40,544 --> 01:38:41,811
- Cocktail, gentlemen?
- 1743
- 01:38:41,813 --> 01:38:43,512
- I'm good.
- 1744
- 01:38:43,514 --> 01:38:44,748
- Three shots vodka.
- 1745
- 01:38:44,750 --> 01:38:46,683
- Oh.
- 1746
- 01:38:46,685 --> 01:38:48,918
- Last show. Cold War over.
- 1747
- 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:50,387
- Time for truce.
- 1748
- 01:38:51,857 --> 01:38:53,857
- Is Dr. Shirley
- in his dressing room?
- 1749
- 01:38:53,859 --> 01:38:56,525
- Yeah.
- More like half a broom closet.
- 1750
- 01:38:56,527 --> 01:38:59,865
- Tell you, I don't know
- how he puts up with that shit.
- 1751
- 01:39:03,602 --> 01:39:07,670
- Six years ago, in 1956,
- 1752
- 01:39:07,672 --> 01:39:10,372
- Nat King Cole
- was invited to perform
- 1753
- 01:39:10,374 --> 01:39:13,676
- at the Municipal Auditorium
- here in Birmingham.
- 1754
- 01:39:13,678 --> 01:39:16,679
- Mr. Cole was the first Negro
- asked to play
- 1755
- 01:39:16,681 --> 01:39:19,115
- at a white establishment
- in this city.
- 1756
- 01:39:19,117 --> 01:39:21,383
- As soon as he started playing,
- a group of men
- 1757
- 01:39:21,385 --> 01:39:23,554
- attack him for playing
- white people's music.
- 1758
- 01:39:24,890 --> 01:39:27,556
- They pull him off stage
- 1759
- 01:39:27,558 --> 01:39:29,659
- and beat him badly.
- 1760
- 01:39:29,661 --> 01:39:32,563
- Jesus Christ.
- 1761
- 01:39:35,432 --> 01:39:40,469
- You asked me once
- why Dr. Shirley does this.
- 1762
- 01:39:40,471 --> 01:39:42,571
- I tell you.
- 1763
- 01:39:42,573 --> 01:39:45,742
- Because genius is not enough.
- 1764
- 01:39:45,744 --> 01:39:49,446
- It takes courage
- to change people's hearts.
- 1765
- 01:39:56,453 --> 01:39:57,622
- Thanks.
- 1766
- 01:39:58,924 --> 01:40:01,590
- Thank you.
- 1767
- 01:40:01,592 --> 01:40:02,725
- No?
- 1768
- 01:40:04,830 --> 01:40:06,631
- <i>Danke schön.</i>
- 1769
- 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:10,800
- - Good evening.
- - Can I help you?
- 1770
- 01:40:10,802 --> 01:40:12,336
- Oh, um...
- 1771
- 01:40:15,472 --> 01:40:17,439
- Um, there.
- Some friends of mine.
- 1772
- 01:40:17,441 --> 01:40:20,344
- Uh, y-you-you can't come
- in here.
- 1773
- 01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:30,820
- - I understand, but...
- - Hey. What's going on?
- 1774
- 01:40:30,822 --> 01:40:35,557
- This... gentleman says that I'm
- not permitted to dine here.
- 1775
- 01:40:35,559 --> 01:40:36,860
- No, you don't understand.
- 1776
- 01:40:36,862 --> 01:40:38,527
- He's playing tonight.
- He's the main event.
- 1777
- 01:40:38,529 --> 01:40:40,529
- - Come on.
- - I-I'm sorry, but...
- 1778
- 01:40:40,531 --> 01:40:42,431
- it is the policy
- of the restaurant.
- 1779
- 01:40:42,433 --> 01:40:43,700
- Everything all right?
- 1780
- 01:40:43,702 --> 01:40:45,500
- Uh, no, it's not all right.
- 1781
- 01:40:45,502 --> 01:40:47,502
- This guy's saying Dr. Shirley
- can't eat here.
- 1782
- 01:40:47,504 --> 01:40:50,572
- Oh, well, I apologize,
- but...
- 1783
- 01:40:50,574 --> 01:40:52,976
- these are long-standing
- traditions, club rules.
- 1784
- 01:40:52,978 --> 01:40:54,543
- I'm sure you understand.
- 1785
- 01:40:54,545 --> 01:40:56,779
- No, I do not understand.
- 1786
- 01:40:56,781 --> 01:40:58,513
- In 45 minutes,
- I will be right up there
- 1787
- 01:40:58,515 --> 01:41:00,216
- on that stage
- entertaining your guests,
- 1788
- 01:41:00,218 --> 01:41:01,751
- yet I can't eat here?
- 1789
- 01:41:01,753 --> 01:41:03,653
- I'm sorry.
- 1790
- 01:41:03,655 --> 01:41:05,587
- Wait a minute.
- Are you telling me
- 1791
- 01:41:05,589 --> 01:41:07,023
- the bozos in his band
- 1792
- 01:41:07,025 --> 01:41:09,792
- and all these people
- who came here to see him play,
- 1793
- 01:41:09,794 --> 01:41:12,461
- they can eat here,
- but the star of the show,
- 1794
- 01:41:12,463 --> 01:41:14,030
- the-the parking spot of honor,
- he can't?
- 1795
- 01:41:14,032 --> 01:41:16,531
- I'm afraid not.
- 1796
- 01:41:16,533 --> 01:41:19,570
- Well, he's gotta eat.
- I mean, he's gotta have dinner.
- 1797
- 01:41:21,538 --> 01:41:23,538
- Okay.
- I'll tell you what.
- 1798
- 01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:25,574
- Why don't we bring something
- to his dressing room, huh?
- 1799
- 01:41:25,576 --> 01:41:26,843
- John, show him a menu.
- 1800
- 01:41:26,845 --> 01:41:28,077
- No.
- 1801
- 01:41:28,079 --> 01:41:30,916
- I'm not eating
- in that storage room.
- 1802
- 01:41:32,549 --> 01:41:34,751
- Okay, uh, well, if you prefer,
- 1803
- 01:41:34,753 --> 01:41:36,085
- there's a very popular
- establishment
- 1804
- 01:41:36,087 --> 01:41:37,954
- right down the road,
- the Orange Bird,
- 1805
- 01:41:37,956 --> 01:41:39,925
- they'd be happy to feed you.
- 1806
- 01:41:42,260 --> 01:41:44,694
- Doc, come here.
- 1807
- 01:41:44,696 --> 01:41:46,561
- Just one second, one second.
- 1808
- 01:41:46,563 --> 01:41:49,699
- You know what, maybe that
- other place is better anyway.
- 1809
- 01:41:49,701 --> 01:41:51,768
- I mean, the dinner rolls here
- are like rocks.
- 1810
- 01:41:51,770 --> 01:41:54,873
- You just go over and...
- you go over and come back.
- 1811
- 01:41:58,777 --> 01:42:00,777
- It's the last show.
- 1812
- 01:42:00,779 --> 01:42:02,011
- It's the bottom of the ninth.
- 1813
- 01:42:02,013 --> 01:42:03,746
- Let's just get it over with,
- 1814
- 01:42:03,748 --> 01:42:06,515
- and we can go home,
- get away from these pricks.
- 1815
- 01:42:06,517 --> 01:42:07,850
- Huh?
- 1816
- 01:42:07,852 --> 01:42:09,752
- Ah, there you go.
- 1817
- 01:42:09,754 --> 01:42:12,057
- The fish is wonderful tonight.
- 1818
- 01:42:17,062 --> 01:42:20,296
- Either I eat in this room,
- 1819
- 01:42:20,298 --> 01:42:22,767
- or I'm not performing tonight.
- 1820
- 01:42:26,604 --> 01:42:29,074
- May I have a word with you?
- 1821
- 01:42:34,079 --> 01:42:35,747
- No.
- 1822
- 01:42:40,919 --> 01:42:43,753
- Mr. Villanueva,
- 1823
- 01:42:43,755 --> 01:42:45,855
- you have to talk sense
- to Mr. Shirley.
- 1824
- 01:42:45,857 --> 01:42:47,123
- Please make him understand.
- 1825
- 01:42:47,125 --> 01:42:48,858
- We're not insulting him
- personally.
- 1826
- 01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:50,893
- This is just the way
- things are done down here.
- 1827
- 01:42:50,895 --> 01:42:52,829
- Yeah, well,
- he's not from down here.
- 1828
- 01:42:52,831 --> 01:42:54,964
- Yeah, just-just ask him
- to be reasonable.
- 1829
- 01:42:54,966 --> 01:42:56,599
- I got 400 guests in there
- 1830
- 01:42:56,601 --> 01:42:57,834
- expecting to be entertained
- tonight.
- 1831
- 01:42:57,836 --> 01:43:00,069
- And Dr. Shirley expects
- to eat tonight.
- 1832
- 01:43:00,071 --> 01:43:02,774
- Why can't you just make
- an exception this one time?
- 1833
- 01:43:04,175 --> 01:43:06,776
- Let me tell you a story.
- 1834
- 01:43:06,778 --> 01:43:10,113
- You ever hear of the
- Boston Celtics basketball club?
- 1835
- 01:43:10,115 --> 01:43:11,147
- - Yeah.
- - Well...
- 1836
- 01:43:11,149 --> 01:43:12,782
- those boys came through here
- 1837
- 01:43:12,784 --> 01:43:14,917
- couple years ago
- on a barnstorming tour, and...
- 1838
- 01:43:14,919 --> 01:43:16,786
- seeing as they was
- the world champions
- 1839
- 01:43:16,788 --> 01:43:19,088
- of the league and all, we were
- tickled to have them here,
- 1840
- 01:43:19,090 --> 01:43:20,923
- and we rolled out
- the welcome wagon.
- 1841
- 01:43:20,925 --> 01:43:22,625
- So, do you know what table
- 1842
- 01:43:22,627 --> 01:43:24,794
- their big coon ate at
- that night?
- 1843
- 01:43:24,796 --> 01:43:26,796
- No.
- 1844
- 01:43:26,798 --> 01:43:29,932
- I don't, either,
- but it wasn't one of ours.
- 1845
- 01:43:29,934 --> 01:43:32,068
- Now, let's cut the bullshit.
- 1846
- 01:43:32,070 --> 01:43:33,970
- Tell me what it's
- gonna take, huh?
- 1847
- 01:43:33,972 --> 01:43:36,674
- Say, uh, a hundred dollars,
- you get your boy to play?
- 1848
- 01:43:38,676 --> 01:43:40,676
- You think you can buy me?
- 1849
- 01:43:40,678 --> 01:43:42,612
- With all due respect, sir,
- 1850
- 01:43:42,614 --> 01:43:45,181
- you wouldn't be in a job like
- this if you couldn't be bought.
- 1851
- 01:43:45,183 --> 01:43:47,183
- Stop.
- 1852
- 01:43:47,185 --> 01:43:48,753
- Tony.
- 1853
- 01:43:50,055 --> 01:43:51,823
- It's all right.
- 1854
- 01:43:53,858 --> 01:43:58,630
- I'll play if you want me to.
- 1855
- 01:44:11,910 --> 01:44:13,109
- All right.
- 1856
- 01:44:13,111 --> 01:44:14,846
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
- 1857
- 01:44:16,114 --> 01:44:18,714
- What do you mean,
- "Let's get out of here"?
- 1858
- 01:44:18,716 --> 01:44:20,716
- Where the hell
- do you think you're going?
- 1859
- 01:44:20,718 --> 01:44:22,985
- Don, don't do this. Now, you
- signed a contract, and I...
- 1860
- 01:44:22,987 --> 01:44:25,221
- I know you're the kind of man
- who honors a contract.
- 1861
- 01:44:25,223 --> 01:44:27,256
- Connie, Bill, everything's
- gonna be fine. It's all right.
- 1862
- 01:44:27,258 --> 01:44:29,225
- You got a show to do, mister.
- 1863
- 01:44:29,227 --> 01:44:30,993
- You turn yourself around
- right now, goddamn it!
- 1864
- 01:44:30,995 --> 01:44:33,096
- Right now!
- 1865
- 01:44:33,098 --> 01:44:35,164
- This is why you people
- don't work down here.
- 1866
- 01:44:35,166 --> 01:44:37,133
- 'Cause you're unreliable,
- you hear me?
- 1867
- 01:44:37,135 --> 01:44:40,605
- I shipped that goddamn Steinway
- in from Atlanta for you!
- 1868
- 01:44:47,812 --> 01:44:51,013
- Tony, are you hungry?
- 1869
- 01:44:51,015 --> 01:44:53,751
- Does Betty like butta... er?
- 1870
- 01:44:57,155 --> 01:45:00,690
- <i>One, two...</i>
- 1871
- 01:45:37,829 --> 01:45:39,729
- You a cop?
- 1872
- 01:45:39,731 --> 01:45:41,232
- Do I look Irish?
- 1873
- 01:45:42,267 --> 01:45:43,833
- What you want, baby?
- 1874
- 01:45:43,835 --> 01:45:45,234
- Two Cutty Sarks, neat.
- 1875
- 01:45:45,236 --> 01:45:46,938
- Coming up.
- 1876
- 01:45:53,811 --> 01:45:56,748
- Mm. Whatever your
- specialty is, we'll take it.
- 1877
- 01:45:57,815 --> 01:45:59,817
- Two Orange Birds!
- 1878
- 01:46:11,829 --> 01:46:14,230
- I like what you did
- back there, Doc.
- 1879
- 01:46:14,232 --> 01:46:16,701
- You stood up for yourself.
- 1880
- 01:46:18,303 --> 01:46:20,803
- It's like what your friend,
- the president, said.
- 1881
- 01:46:20,805 --> 01:46:23,272
- "Ask not...
- 1882
- 01:46:23,274 --> 01:46:26,842
- "your country
- what you can do for it.
- 1883
- 01:46:26,844 --> 01:46:29,047
- Ask what you do for yourself."
- 1884
- 01:46:30,114 --> 01:46:32,217
- You know?
- 1885
- 01:46:33,785 --> 01:46:36,352
- So, darling, what you do?
- 1886
- 01:46:36,354 --> 01:46:38,087
- All dressed up like that.
- 1887
- 01:46:38,089 --> 01:46:40,056
- Nothing particularly important.
- 1888
- 01:46:41,859 --> 01:46:43,292
- Shouldn't judge a man
- by his clothes.
- 1889
- 01:46:44,362 --> 01:46:47,296
- He's only the greatest
- piano player in the world.
- 1890
- 01:46:47,298 --> 01:46:48,864
- That right?
- 1891
- 01:46:48,866 --> 01:46:50,866
- You good?
- 1892
- 01:46:50,868 --> 01:46:53,202
- Don't be shy, Doc.
- 1893
- 01:46:53,204 --> 01:46:54,904
- Tell her who you are.
- 1894
- 01:46:54,906 --> 01:46:56,339
- Don't tell me nothing.
- 1895
- 01:46:56,341 --> 01:46:58,276
- Show me.
- 1896
- 01:47:04,082 --> 01:47:06,017
- Come on.
- 1897
- 01:48:52,123 --> 01:48:55,360
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1898
- 01:50:24,348 --> 01:50:26,415
- That's how you break a key.
- 1899
- 01:50:29,086 --> 01:50:30,486
- Oh, that was a good time.
- 1900
- 01:50:30,488 --> 01:50:32,488
- I'd do that once a month
- for free.
- 1901
- 01:50:32,490 --> 01:50:34,123
- You were unbelievable.
- 1902
- 01:50:34,125 --> 01:50:35,524
- Hey, Tony.
- 1903
- 01:50:35,526 --> 01:50:38,360
- I bet, if we leave right now,
- we can make it.
- 1904
- 01:50:38,362 --> 01:50:39,629
- Make what?
- 1905
- 01:50:39,631 --> 01:50:42,366
- Christmas Eve,
- in New York City.
- 1906
- 01:50:46,805 --> 01:50:48,471
- Oh, shit!
- 1907
- 01:50:58,216 --> 01:51:01,986
- Don't ever flash
- your wad of cash in a bar.
- 1908
- 01:51:10,662 --> 01:51:13,262
- I knew you had a gun.
- 1909
- 01:51:14,332 --> 01:51:17,001
- ♪ No more heartaches
- 1910
- 01:51:18,135 --> 01:51:21,403
- ♪ And no more sorrow
- 1911
- 01:51:21,405 --> 01:51:25,274
- ♪ Everything's
- looking brighter ♪
- 1912
- 01:51:25,276 --> 01:51:28,577
- ♪ For tomorrow
- 1913
- 01:51:28,579 --> 01:51:32,348
- ♪ So I guess I might as well
- 1914
- 01:51:32,350 --> 01:51:36,252
- ♪ Jump in right now, dear
- 1915
- 01:51:36,254 --> 01:51:38,153
- ♪ Baby, your replacement
- is here... ♪
- 1916
- 01:51:38,155 --> 01:51:40,289
- This could get bad, Doc.
- 1917
- 01:51:40,291 --> 01:51:41,557
- Yes.
- 1918
- 01:51:41,559 --> 01:51:43,492
- It's a shame we don't
- have something
- 1919
- 01:51:43,494 --> 01:51:45,561
- to protect us on our journey.
- 1920
- 01:51:45,563 --> 01:51:47,631
- Oh, I know.
- 1921
- 01:51:47,633 --> 01:51:51,168
- Why don't you put your lucky
- rock up on the dash, Tony?
- 1922
- 01:51:53,170 --> 01:51:54,570
- Come on, Tony.
- 1923
- 01:51:54,572 --> 01:51:57,308
- We need all the help
- we can get.
- 1924
- 01:52:01,647 --> 01:52:03,312
- Thank you.
- 1925
- 01:52:03,314 --> 01:52:06,050
- I feel safer already.
- 1926
- 01:52:07,451 --> 01:52:10,252
- You're a real prick,
- you know that?
- 1927
- 01:52:33,210 --> 01:52:35,614
- Ah, shit!
- 1928
- 01:52:44,690 --> 01:52:46,692
- Goddamn cops.
- 1929
- 01:52:56,635 --> 01:52:59,535
- What are you doing out here?
- 1930
- 01:52:59,537 --> 01:53:01,339
- We're trying to get
- to New York.
- 1931
- 01:53:03,407 --> 01:53:05,441
- Is there a problem, Officer?
- 1932
- 01:53:05,443 --> 01:53:06,308
- Yeah.
- 1933
- 01:53:06,310 --> 01:53:09,244
- I noticed your car
- was tilting left.
- 1934
- 01:53:09,246 --> 01:53:11,248
- Looks like your back tire
- is flat.
- 1935
- 01:53:17,188 --> 01:53:20,124
- Ah...
- 1936
- 01:53:26,732 --> 01:53:29,431
- Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
- 1937
- 01:53:42,413 --> 01:53:44,446
- Okay, be careful, gentlemen.
- 1938
- 01:53:44,448 --> 01:53:47,617
- - Merry Christmas.
- - Merry Christmas.
- 1939
- 01:53:47,619 --> 01:53:49,551
- Thanks, Officer.
- 1940
- 01:54:01,700 --> 01:54:03,332
- Weather advisory warning
- 1941
- 01:54:03,334 --> 01:54:05,467
- this Christmas Eve
- as a major snowstorm
- 1942
- 01:54:05,469 --> 01:54:08,337
- is hitting the Eastern Seaboard
- with the severest weather
- 1943
- 01:54:08,339 --> 01:54:10,840
- in eastern Pennsylvania,
- northern New Jersey
- 1944
- 01:54:10,842 --> 01:54:13,308
- and the five boroughs.
- 1945
- 01:54:13,310 --> 01:54:16,278
- Travelers are advised to stay
- off the New Jersey Turnpike.
- 1946
- 01:54:16,280 --> 01:54:17,546
- All right, that's it.
- 1947
- 01:54:17,548 --> 01:54:18,848
- We're done.
- 1948
- 01:54:18,850 --> 01:54:20,850
- I'm pulling us
- into the next hotel.
- 1949
- 01:54:20,852 --> 01:54:24,020
- Keep going
- as long as you can, Tony.
- 1950
- 01:54:24,022 --> 01:54:26,288
- I can't keep my eyes open.
- 1951
- 01:54:26,290 --> 01:54:28,658
- I'm getting hypnotized here.
- 1952
- 01:54:28,660 --> 01:54:31,527
- Think my brain's gonna explode.
- 1953
- 01:54:33,397 --> 01:54:37,466
- Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc.
- 1954
- 01:54:37,468 --> 01:54:39,836
- What are you gonna do?
- 1955
- 01:54:39,838 --> 01:54:43,305
- ♪ Have yourself
- 1956
- 01:54:43,307 --> 01:54:47,276
- ♪ A merry little Christmas
- 1957
- 01:54:47,278 --> 01:54:49,679
- - ♪ Let your heart...
- - All right, the table is set,
- 1958
- 01:54:49,681 --> 01:54:51,715
- ladies and gentlemen.
- Don't run in the house!
- 1959
- 01:54:51,717 --> 01:54:53,750
- ♪ Be light
- 1960
- 01:54:55,352 --> 01:54:56,753
- ♪ From now on
- 1961
- 01:54:56,755 --> 01:54:58,755
- Mom, Frankie
- won't let me use it.
- 1962
- 01:54:58,757 --> 01:55:00,824
- - ♪ Our troubles will be
- - Frankie, let Nicky use it!
- 1963
- 01:55:00,826 --> 01:55:02,625
- - ♪ Out of sight
- - Use what?
- 1964
- 01:55:02,627 --> 01:55:05,229
- <i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪</i>
- 1965
- 01:55:08,599 --> 01:55:10,834
- ♪ Have yourself
- 1966
- 01:55:10,836 --> 01:55:14,503
- - ♪ A merry little Christmas
- - Kids! Wash your hands.
- 1967
- 01:55:14,505 --> 01:55:15,772
- <i>♪ Merry little Christmas ♪</i>
- 1968
- 01:55:15,774 --> 01:55:18,307
- ♪ Make the Yuletide gay
- 1969
- 01:55:18,309 --> 01:55:20,509
- Dee! Do you need help
- with the calzone?
- 1970
- 01:55:20,511 --> 01:55:22,578
- - No, I'm fine. No.
- - All right!
- 1971
- 01:55:22,580 --> 01:55:25,414
- - It's time to eat!
- - ♪ From now on
- 1972
- 01:55:25,416 --> 01:55:29,719
- ♪ Our troubles
- will be miles away ♪
- 1973
- 01:55:29,721 --> 01:55:34,389
- <i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪</i>
- 1974
- 01:55:34,391 --> 01:55:38,262
- ♪ And have yourself
- 1975
- 01:55:39,396 --> 01:55:41,396
- ♪ A merry
- 1976
- 01:55:41,398 --> 01:55:44,701
- ♪ Little Christmas
- 1977
- 01:55:44,703 --> 01:55:46,770
- ♪ Now...
- 1978
- 01:55:46,772 --> 01:55:48,671
- Tony.
- 1979
- 01:55:48,673 --> 01:55:49,839
- Tony, wake up.
- 1980
- 01:55:53,477 --> 01:55:56,512
- - You all right?
- - You're home.
- 1981
- 01:55:56,514 --> 01:55:58,282
- Get inside.
- 1982
- 01:56:12,964 --> 01:56:14,697
- Good night.
- 1983
- 01:56:14,699 --> 01:56:16,132
- Wait, wait.
- 1984
- 01:56:16,134 --> 01:56:19,370
- Come... come up
- and meet my family.
- 1985
- 01:56:21,606 --> 01:56:23,773
- Merry Christmas, Tony.
- 1986
- 01:56:25,710 --> 01:56:27,311
- Hey...
- 1987
- 01:56:28,647 --> 01:56:30,581
- Merry Christmas.
- 1988
- 01:56:51,870 --> 01:56:54,003
- Hey, hey!
- You're gonna choke on the bone.
- 1989
- 01:56:54,005 --> 01:56:55,605
- I'm just getting started
- over here.
- 1990
- 01:56:57,508 --> 01:56:59,441
- - You got it? You got it.
- - I got it.
- 1991
- 01:56:59,443 --> 01:57:02,679
- - Dolores, do you need any help?
- - No, no, honey.
- 1992
- 01:57:02,681 --> 01:57:04,413
- - Not while I'm eating!
- - Go ahead, smoke.
- 1993
- 01:57:04,415 --> 01:57:05,782
- You're not gonna smoke
- while I'm eating.
- 1994
- 01:57:05,784 --> 01:57:07,851
- Oh!
- 1995
- 01:57:07,853 --> 01:57:10,586
- Look who it is!
- Shakespeare's home! Hey!
- 1996
- 01:57:10,588 --> 01:57:11,623
- Dad!
- 1997
- 01:57:14,759 --> 01:57:16,626
- Hey.
- 1998
- 01:57:16,628 --> 01:57:17,894
- How are you?
- 1999
- 01:57:17,896 --> 01:57:19,896
- You made it back!
- 2000
- 01:57:19,898 --> 01:57:20,997
- Hey, Pop. Mwa!
- 2001
- 01:57:20,999 --> 01:57:22,198
- - Hey!
- - Merry Christmas.
- 2002
- 01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:23,633
- Merry Christmas.
- 2003
- 01:57:23,635 --> 01:57:24,901
- Tony, God bless.
- 2004
- 01:57:24,903 --> 01:57:26,669
- - Hey.
- - I'm glad you made it back.
- 2005
- 01:57:30,909 --> 01:57:33,442
- Wonderful, wonderful!
- 2006
- 01:57:36,781 --> 01:57:38,781
- - Yay!
- - Ah.
- 2007
- 01:57:38,783 --> 01:57:40,683
- - You hungry?
- - I'm starving.
- 2008
- 01:57:40,685 --> 01:57:42,051
- - Hey!
- - All right. Sit down.
- 2009
- 01:57:42,053 --> 01:57:44,453
- Anything left?
- 2010
- 01:57:44,455 --> 01:57:45,788
- Let's go!
- 2011
- 01:57:57,568 --> 01:57:59,568
- Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.
- 2012
- 01:57:59,570 --> 01:58:00,837
- Thank you, Amit.
- 2013
- 01:58:00,839 --> 01:58:02,672
- I turned down your bed, sir.
- 2014
- 01:58:02,674 --> 01:58:04,741
- Uh, shall I unpack
- your luggage now?
- 2015
- 01:58:04,743 --> 01:58:07,746
- No, no. Please, go home
- to your family.
- 2016
- 01:58:08,780 --> 01:58:09,848
- Thank you, sir.
- 2017
- 01:58:14,986 --> 01:58:16,853
- Merry Christmas, sir.
- 2018
- 01:58:16,855 --> 01:58:19,423
- Merry Christmas.
- 2019
- 01:59:09,708 --> 01:59:12,608
- ♪ Santa Claus is coming
- 2020
- 01:59:12,610 --> 01:59:14,744
- ♪ Santa Claus is coming...
- 2021
- 01:59:14,746 --> 01:59:15,912
- Always.
- Always with the kissing.
- 2022
- 01:59:17,615 --> 01:59:19,682
- What? You never kiss me
- like that at the table.
- 2023
- 01:59:19,684 --> 01:59:22,085
- Why don't you ever
- kiss me like that?
- 2024
- 01:59:22,087 --> 01:59:25,054
- All right, all right,
- all right, relax, relax.
- 2025
- 01:59:25,056 --> 01:59:27,890
- ♪ Santa Claus is coming...
- 2026
- 01:59:27,892 --> 01:59:31,029
- So, Tony, you all right?
- You seem a little quiet.
- 2027
- 01:59:32,664 --> 01:59:35,665
- Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired,
- you know?
- 2028
- 01:59:35,667 --> 01:59:37,902
- Mm, long trip.
- 2029
- 01:59:41,039 --> 01:59:43,572
- You take care of that thing?
- 2030
- 01:59:43,574 --> 01:59:44,776
- Oh.
- 2031
- 01:59:48,980 --> 01:59:50,179
- Thanks.
- 2032
- 01:59:50,181 --> 01:59:53,149
- - Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.
- - 75?
- 2033
- 01:59:53,151 --> 01:59:55,151
- Charlie said 60.
- 2034
- 01:59:55,153 --> 01:59:57,989
- Oh. I'm doing this for free?
- 2035
- 01:59:59,858 --> 02:00:01,758
- Hey, Tony.
- 2036
- 02:00:01,760 --> 02:00:03,726
- Tony, tell us about the trip.
- 2037
- 02:00:03,728 --> 02:00:04,927
- You've been gone two months.
- 2038
- 02:00:04,929 --> 02:00:06,629
- Yeah, how was he, the tootsoon?
- 2039
- 02:00:06,631 --> 02:00:07,997
- He get on your nerves?
- 2040
- 02:00:07,999 --> 02:00:09,732
- Don't call him that.
- 2041
- 02:00:09,734 --> 02:00:12,702
- ♪ Santa Claus is coming
- 2042
- 02:00:12,704 --> 02:00:14,070
- ♪ To town...
- 2043
- 02:00:14,072 --> 02:00:15,640
- All right.
- 2044
- 02:00:17,742 --> 02:00:20,877
- Tony, you should have seen
- the day last week
- 2045
- 02:00:20,879 --> 02:00:23,713
- little Frankie climbed up
- onto the TV.
- 2046
- 02:00:23,715 --> 02:00:25,782
- I took a picture of him;
- it was so cute.
- 2047
- 02:00:25,784 --> 02:00:27,950
- - He was so funny up there.
- - What are you, nuts, Dee?
- 2048
- 02:00:27,952 --> 02:00:29,118
- With all the tubes back there?
- 2049
- 02:00:29,120 --> 02:00:30,219
- - He could've got electrocuted.
- - Oh, no.
- 2050
- 02:00:30,221 --> 02:00:32,722
- - What, did he break it?
- - What are you talking about?
- 2051
- 02:00:32,724 --> 02:00:33,890
- You're thinking of toasters.
- 2052
- 02:00:33,892 --> 02:00:35,158
- You can't get electrocuted
- 2053
- 02:00:35,160 --> 02:00:36,926
- from the TV set.
- 2054
- 02:00:36,928 --> 02:00:38,394
- She's not thinking
- about a toaster.
- 2055
- 02:00:38,396 --> 02:00:40,063
- She's thinking about a TV.
- 2056
- 02:00:40,065 --> 02:00:42,098
- Is she taking it
- into the bathtub?
- 2057
- 02:00:44,836 --> 02:00:46,969
- You're not going to get
- electrocuted...
- 2058
- 02:00:52,844 --> 02:00:54,110
- Charlie.
- 2059
- 02:00:54,112 --> 02:00:56,212
- Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me.
- 2060
- 02:00:56,214 --> 02:00:58,114
- Oh. Well, come on in.
- 2061
- 02:00:58,116 --> 02:01:01,117
- All right.
- Oh. You remember Marie?
- 2062
- 02:01:01,119 --> 02:01:02,985
- - Hey, Marie.
- - Charlie, you actually came?
- 2063
- 02:01:02,987 --> 02:01:04,987
- I was kidding.
- 2064
- 02:01:06,124 --> 02:01:07,957
- With the wife, too? Geez.
- 2065
- 02:01:07,959 --> 02:01:09,859
- - Merry Christmas.
- - Get in here. -Merry Christmas.
- 2066
- 02:01:09,861 --> 02:01:11,027
- - Hello! What a surprise.
- - Merry Christmas.
- 2067
- 02:01:11,029 --> 02:01:12,728
- Nice to see you.
- 2068
- 02:01:12,730 --> 02:01:14,130
- Everybody,
- Charlie from the pawnshop.
- 2069
- 02:01:14,132 --> 02:01:15,865
- - Hey!
- - Didn't bring nothing.
- 2070
- 02:01:15,867 --> 02:01:17,834
- - Christmas. Can you believe it?
- - Come here, come here.
- 2071
- 02:01:17,836 --> 02:01:20,605
- Sit down. -Sit down, sit down.
- 2072
- 02:01:25,176 --> 02:01:26,843
- Doc.
- 2073
- 02:01:28,880 --> 02:01:31,747
- - ♪ Chestnuts roasting
- - Ah. Welcome.
- 2074
- 02:01:31,749 --> 02:01:34,717
- - ♪ On an open fire...
- - Oh.
- 2075
- 02:01:34,719 --> 02:01:37,453
- Hey, everybody!
- 2076
- 02:01:37,455 --> 02:01:38,921
- - Stop it, stop it.
- - Ugh.
- 2077
- 02:01:38,923 --> 02:01:41,626
- This is Dr. Donald Shirley.
- 2078
- 02:01:42,794 --> 02:01:44,460
- Merry Christmas.
- 2079
- 02:01:44,462 --> 02:01:47,864
- ♪ Yuletide carols
- being sung by a choir... ♪
- 2080
- 02:01:47,866 --> 02:01:49,832
- Well, come on.
- Make some room.
- 2081
- 02:01:49,834 --> 02:01:51,467
- Get this man a plate!
- 2082
- 02:01:56,474 --> 02:01:58,174
- Oh.
- 2083
- 02:01:58,176 --> 02:02:00,042
- ♪ Turkey and
- some mistletoe... ♪
- 2084
- 02:02:00,044 --> 02:02:01,244
- Hello.
- 2085
- 02:02:01,246 --> 02:02:02,912
- You must be Dolores.
- 2086
- 02:02:02,914 --> 02:02:04,981
- Welcome.
- 2087
- 02:02:07,986 --> 02:02:10,755
- Thank you for sharing
- your husband with me.
- 2088
- 02:02:17,762 --> 02:02:21,199
- Thank you for
- helping him with the letters.
- 2089
- 02:02:29,910 --> 02:02:34,910
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 2090
- 02:04:43,041 --> 02:04:46,075
- ♪ While you stroll
- in New Orleans ♪
- 2091
- 02:04:46,077 --> 02:04:48,413
- ♪ You ought to go see
- the Mardi Gras ♪
- 2092
- 02:04:51,382 --> 02:04:54,216
- ♪ If you go to New Orleans
- 2093
- 02:04:54,218 --> 02:04:56,921
- ♪ You ought to go see
- the Mardi Gras ♪
- 2094
- 02:04:59,457 --> 02:05:02,425
- ♪ When you see the Mardi Gras
- 2095
- 02:05:02,427 --> 02:05:06,831
- ♪ Somebody'll tell you
- what's Carnival for ♪
- 2096
- 02:05:08,366 --> 02:05:11,233
- ♪ Get your ticket
- in your hand ♪
- 2097
- 02:05:11,235 --> 02:05:13,871
- ♪ If you wanna go
- through New Orleans ♪
- 2098
- 02:05:16,974 --> 02:05:19,676
- ♪ Get your ticket
- in your hand ♪
- 2099
- 02:05:19,678 --> 02:05:22,413
- ♪ If you wanna go
- through New Orleans ♪
- 2100
- 02:05:25,149 --> 02:05:28,117
- ♪ You know when you get
- to New Orleans ♪
- 2101
- 02:05:28,119 --> 02:05:32,023
- ♪ Somebody will show you
- the Zulu King ♪
- 2102
- 02:05:33,692 --> 02:05:36,525
- ♪ You will see the Zulu King
- 2103
- 02:05:36,527 --> 02:05:39,263
- ♪ Down on St. Claude
- and Dumaine ♪
- 2104
- 02:05:42,066 --> 02:05:45,000
- ♪ You know,
- you'll see the Zulu King ♪
- 2105
- 02:05:45,002 --> 02:05:48,005
- ♪ Down on St. Claude
- and Dumaine ♪
- 2106
- 02:05:50,408 --> 02:05:53,342
- ♪ And if you stay right there
- 2107
- 02:05:53,344 --> 02:05:57,115
- ♪ I'm sure you'll see
- the Zulu Queen. ♪
- 2108
- 02:06:39,223 --> 02:06:42,460
- ♪ I got a woman
- with plenty of money ♪
- 2109
- 02:06:46,164 --> 02:06:49,934
- ♪ She got the money
- and I got the honey ♪
- 2110
- 02:07:00,111 --> 02:07:03,247
- ♪ Called my baby
- late last night ♪
- 2111
- 02:07:06,618 --> 02:07:10,121
- ♪ She told me, Daddy,
- everything was all right ♪
- 2112
- 02:07:20,565 --> 02:07:24,101
- ♪ I don't have to worry
- 'cause she's real fine ♪
- 2113
- 02:07:27,505 --> 02:07:30,508
- ♪ I know my baby
- and she's all mine ♪
- 2114
- 02:07:55,333 --> 02:07:59,036
- ♪ She give me a Cadillac,
- a diamond ring ♪
- 2115
- 02:08:02,406 --> 02:08:05,543
- ♪ She told me, Daddy,
- don't you worry 'bout a thing ♪
- 2116
- 02:08:16,487 --> 02:08:20,057
- ♪ She's all mine
- and I'm so glad ♪
- 2117
- 02:08:23,361 --> 02:08:26,430
- ♪ She's the best woman
- I ever had. ♪
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