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- [02:21] * Topic for #wtfux is: New WTFux shell server. Let jihad know if you need an account. ~ http://i.imgur.com/Ap2VUv6.jpg ~ https://www.youtube.com/v/PhZghcHnGf8
- [02:21] * Topic for #wtfux set by cali at Fri Jul 3 03:26:47 2015
- [02:22] <ilk3n> phobos is on a roll
- [02:30] <Haribo> No, he's just on a hiring spree for this chan
- [02:33] <hatesec> some good old boys in here
- [02:33] <Haribo> http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x9/blackcanary2000/more%20pca/Even%20More%20PCA/blues_brothers_tucker_mcelroy_good_ol_boys.png
- [02:46] <nigamajiga> i sure wish i had friends like ilk3n
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> faggots
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> all of you
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> the fuck is this baby troll channel
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> jihad
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> Im callin you out
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> the rest of you
- [02:47] <nigamajiga> i sure wish i had friends like PrincessPhobos
- [02:47] <PrincessPhobos> I sure wish you had employment
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> HAHA
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> u fag ass tards put up with Roy here
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> you kiddin me
- [02:48] <nigamajiga> my fridge would have no more beer in it
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> you have no Fridge
- [02:48] <nigamajiga> funny you have no friend
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> youve huffed all the freon out of it
- [02:48] <nigamajiga> s
- [02:48] <PrincessPhobos> Roy let me explain something
- [02:48] <nigamajiga> 10 years of your life investing in ED
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> you are taking care of a baby that isnt yours
- [02:49] <nigamajiga> please spare me that
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> you are 40
- [02:49] <nigamajiga> bullshit yourself all you like
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> and youre sad as fuck lol
- [02:49] <nigamajiga> all you have is a pillow with an anime cartoon printed on it
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> hard hitting stuff
- [02:49] <nigamajiga> you have failed to run me off
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> why dont you go huff more paint
- [02:49] <PrincessPhobos> who the fuck is here
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> cali
- [02:50] <nigamajiga> you are mentally ill
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> Dave
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> opsec
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> CapnW-hat:
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> sney:
- [02:50] <Dave> wat
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> bob:
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> hey cocksucker
- [02:50] <CapnW-hat> wutt
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> what do you do
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> what do any of you do
- [02:50] <Dave> idle
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> the fuck are you doing on our network
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> did you know jihad coddles you
- [02:50] <CapnW-hat> freelance 3d and hate people
- [02:50] <CapnW-hat> fuck off
- [02:50] <nigamajiga> OUR
- [02:50] <PrincessPhobos> refuses to let ED people here
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> because we'd tear your tiny little existence in pieces
- [02:51] <ONX> because you people are fucking retarded
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> the fuck are you so scares about
- [02:51] <ONX> #ed is a cesspit
- [02:51] <ONX> i know, i'm in there
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> ONX you can barely handle it
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> thats the funniest part
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> youre like max max beyond the care dome
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> getting carried off by caravans of you having no real employment
- [02:51] <PrincessPhobos> boo fucking hoo
- [02:52] <Dave> this internet bullying is triggering me
- [02:52] <CapnW-hat> lel
- [02:52] <CapnW-hat> lol
- [02:52] <PrincessPhobos> stopircbullying fgt
- [02:52] <CapnW-hat> tear dis diq
- [02:52] * CapnW-hat sets ban on *!*@wtfux-3BE59EF7.hsd1.co.comcast.net
- [02:52] * CapnW-hat has kicked PrincessPhobos from #wtfux (CapnW-hat)
- [02:53] <Dave> rip
- [02:53] <n|gamaj|ga> hello again
- [02:53] <n|gamaj|ga> lol
- [02:54] <n|gamaj|ga> how do you manage existence in real life
- [02:54] <n|gamaj|ga> without a ban option?
- [02:54] <Dave> the ban option is there
- [02:54] <Dave> you just have to be more careful about using it
- [02:55] <n|gamaj|ga> i was talking to the randi harper clone
- [02:55] <n|gamaj|ga> indeed dave
- [02:55] <Dave> I was responding to a comment made in a chat room
- [02:56] <n|gamaj|ga> ah i see
- [02:57] <n|gamaj|ga> he parted
- [02:57] <n|gamaj|ga> irc is no fun when you dont have operator status
- [02:57] <Dave> I guess
- [02:57] <n|gamaj|ga> you have to face critiques from people who dont like you
- [02:57] <n|gamaj|ga> and stuff
- [02:58] <Dave> the ignore feature works pretty well if you really insist
- [02:59] <n|gamaj|ga> perhaps you should show phobos that
- [03:00] <Dave> too much effort
- [03:00] <n|gamaj|ga> is he not worth the effort?
- [03:01] <Dave> maybe
- [03:02] <n|gamaj|ga> i dont ignore anyone
- [03:02] <n|gamaj|ga> its against my principles
- [03:03] <Dave> neither do I
- [03:03] <n|gamaj|ga> its a sign of weakness
- [03:03] <n|gamaj|ga> much like attempting to ban your critics away
- [03:03] <Dave> there's a reason watercat is still here
- [03:03] <n|gamaj|ga> who?
- [03:05] * Dave removes ban on *!*@wtfux-3BE59EF7.hsd1.co.comcast.net
- [03:05] <Dave> he goes buy a couple different nicks
- [03:05] <Dave> by
- [03:06] <n|gamaj|ga> one thing you will never have to do while chatting with me is
- [03:06] <n|gamaj|ga> correct your spelling
- [03:06] <n|gamaj|ga> im mean
- [03:06] <n|gamaj|ga> inless the sentence makes absolutely no sense
- [03:07] <n|gamaj|ga> ^
- [03:07] <ilk3n> no cents
- [03:07] <Dave> dollars
- [03:07] <n|gamaj|ga> so i edited my ED user page
- [03:07] <n|gamaj|ga> it was my 3rd edit
- [03:07] <n|gamaj|ga> ever
- [03:08] <n|gamaj|ga> it took phobos exactly 16 minutes to deface it
- [03:08] <n|gamaj|ga> not only did he notice but locked it so i couldnt retort :P
- [03:08] <Dave> rip
- [03:09] <n|gamaj|ga> see he does exactly what randi harper does
- [03:09] <n|gamaj|ga> instead of using twitter
- [03:09] <Dave> who
- [03:09] <n|gamaj|ga> he uses ED
- [03:09] <n|gamaj|ga> yea exactly
- [03:10] <n|gamaj|ga> the only difference is phobos doesnt claim to be an anti internet abuse advocate
- [03:11] <n|gamaj|ga> while simultaneously using his internet army to abuse people online :P
- [03:11] <Dave> I would hope not, based on the pm's he sent me
- [03:11] <n|gamaj|ga> ppft
- [03:12] <n|gamaj|ga> you help him
- [03:12] <n|gamaj|ga> your no better
- [03:12] <ilk3n> no he bullies me too
- [03:12] <ilk3n> I'm a victim
- [03:12] <n|gamaj|ga> i lost favor with phobos due to 2 things
- [03:12] <n|gamaj|ga> oh please
- [03:12] <n|gamaj|ga> you helped him dox me
- [03:12] <ilk3n> oh pls
- [03:13] <n|gamaj|ga> do you have the memory of a lima bean too?
- [03:13] <n|gamaj|ga> or do i have to refresh your memory
- [03:13] <ilk3n> I think we should let the past go, Ive never found it helpful to dwell on things we cannot change
- [03:14] <n|gamaj|ga> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Nigamajiga
- [03:14] <n|gamaj|ga> theres the logs
- [03:14] <n|gamaj|ga> remember
- [03:14] <ilk3n> let us look to a brighter future and happier times for everyone
- [03:14] <ilk3n> onward, forward, ever upward
- [03:14] <ilk3n> in Jesus name we pray
- [03:14] <ilk3n> RAmen
- [03:14] <n|gamaj|ga> people who are repulsed by their past tend to take that position
- [03:15] <n|gamaj|ga> allo
- [03:15] <n|gamaj|ga> see i dont need chat logs to remember
- [03:15] <n|gamaj|ga> you do
- [03:16] <ilk3n> Im a phobos victim , a raep victim and also a Hurricane Katrina victim
- [03:16] <ilk3n> pity me
- [03:16] <n|gamaj|ga> you deserve the fate you have made for yourself
- [03:16] <ilk3n> tbh I never expected any of that to happen to you
- [03:17] <LittleHitler> dicks
- [03:17] <ilk3n> I was quite blind to the childish nature of the persons inhabiting #ED
- [03:17] <n|gamaj|ga> lol
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> heres where i lost favor with phobos
- [03:18] <ilk3n> im not interested in interpersonal communication at all, and certainly not the cyber bullying that goes on
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> first
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> was my prophecy
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> that he will ruin himself 1 day
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> with the help of no one
- [03:18] <ilk3n> all i want to do is build up my botnest and spam my urls
- [03:18] <n|gamaj|ga> 2nd
- [03:19] <n|gamaj|ga> i made fun of him for chatting about his fav anime evangelion for 8 hrs straight
- [03:19] <n|gamaj|ga> you make fun of someones favorite anime and....
- [03:19] <n|gamaj|ga> your in trouble with them
- [03:21] <n|gamaj|ga> its sort of like stealing someone elses fursona
- [03:21] <n|gamaj|ga> they get extremely disgruntled about it
- [03:22] <Dave> I remember when jihad got sued over lulz.net
- [03:22] <Dave> that was fun times
- [03:22] <n|gamaj|ga> sued for what?
- [03:22] <Dave> jeremy bernal
- [03:23] <n|gamaj|ga> i take it he lost the litigation
- [03:23] <n|gamaj|ga> never heard of him
- [03:24] <Dave> some furry artist who got butthurt that his images were posted on an imageboard
- [03:25] <n|gamaj|ga> they are a strange bunch of creatures
- [03:25] <n|gamaj|ga> thats for sure
- [03:25] <n|gamaj|ga> years ago i recall a screen shot
- [03:25] <n|gamaj|ga> of some fur suiter loosing his fucking mind
- [03:25] <n|gamaj|ga> because some other fur suiter stole his mane
- [03:26] <n|gamaj|ga> sers fucking bzns
- [03:26] <Dave> XdarkXnekoXslaveXmasterX69X
- [03:27] <n|gamaj|ga> YOU STOLE MY MANE!!!
- [03:27] <n|gamaj|ga> THAT IS CLEARLY MY MANE !!
- [03:27] <n|gamaj|ga> chill the fuk out leo
- [03:33] <n|gamaj|ga> just to clear up any confusion
- [03:33] <n|gamaj|ga> the can of freon i appeared to be huffing was a none opened can
- [03:34] <n|gamaj|ga> obv
- [03:34] <n|gamaj|ga> the rubber cement i appeared to be huffing didnt even have to cap removed
- [03:34] <n|gamaj|ga> it was all in good humor
- [03:34] <n|gamaj|ga> thats not to say i never inhaled freon
- [03:35] <n|gamaj|ga> which you should never do
- [03:35] <n|gamaj|ga> ever
- [03:35] <n|gamaj|ga> prob the most intense high ive ever had
- [03:35] <n|gamaj|ga> maybe the shit i got was super concentrated
- [03:35] <n|gamaj|ga> but i could barely stand let along talk
- [03:36] <n|gamaj|ga> youll always know when someone huffs freon
- [03:36] <n|gamaj|ga> because their voice drops about 4 octaves
- [03:36] <n|gamaj|ga> and they sound like barry white
- [03:37] <n|gamaj|ga> and makes incomprehensible noises
- [03:37] <n|gamaj|ga> like HUUUURRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr
- [03:37] <ilk3n> and durr?
- [03:37] <n|gamaj|ga> <--- experienced
- [03:37] <n|gamaj|ga> not experienced --------> phobos
- [03:39] <n|gamaj|ga> the last time i huffed freon i was about 14 years old
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> several decades ago
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> and i didnt even know wtf the shit was
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> dood rolls up on me and the chick i was with
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> pops the trunk in his camaro
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> and is like
- [03:40] <n|gamaj|ga> you want to try some REALLY fucked up shit?
- [03:41] <n|gamaj|ga> i was bored so i did
- [03:41] <n|gamaj|ga> never do that
- [03:42] <n|gamaj|ga> it felt like a dub step song playing in your brain at like 100 DB
- [03:42] <n|gamaj|ga> you are barely aware of wtf is going on around you
- [03:43] <n|gamaj|ga> and i had to hold myself up on the guys shoulder to keep from falling over
- [03:44] <n|gamaj|ga> i sersly could have gotten raped by a gang of niggers
- [03:44] <n|gamaj|ga> not 1 fuck given
- [03:45] <n|gamaj|ga> stick to nitrous
- [03:45] <n|gamaj|ga> its much safer
- [03:46] <n|gamaj|ga> you ever pass out from nitrous?
- [03:47] <n|gamaj|ga> just make sure your sitting down if you ever plan on it
- [03:47] <ilk3n> ahh, like salvia
- [03:48] <n|gamaj|ga> basically
- [03:48] <n|gamaj|ga> your in complete paralysis
- [03:48] <n|gamaj|ga> you can see and hear everything thats happening around you
- [03:48] <n|gamaj|ga> with a dub step song playing
- [03:51] <n|gamaj|ga> as for the mayonnaise thing
- [03:51] <n|gamaj|ga> i can explain that too
- [03:51] <n|gamaj|ga> so you can be apart of the inside joke
- [03:52] <n|gamaj|ga> im not sure how or why
- [03:52] <n|gamaj|ga> but my lady pioneered something she called "mayonnaiseing" people
- [03:52] <n|gamaj|ga> how it worked was
- [03:53] <n|gamaj|ga> we would drive in my car and she would scream out the window in the lowest pitch she could
- [03:53] <n|gamaj|ga> MAYONIASSEEEEEEEE!
- [03:53] <n|gamaj|ga> in public places
- [03:53] <n|gamaj|ga> and so on
- [03:54] <n|gamaj|ga> it evolved to the usual perversions
- [03:54] <n|gamaj|ga> become an inside joke between us
- [03:54] <n|gamaj|ga> from there she was dubbed "the mayonnaise queen"
- [03:55] <ilk3n> You still have a chance to see the Space Station and to enjoy an almost full moon tonight.
- [03:55] <n|gamaj|ga> from where she would take funny photos of herself holding mayo
- [03:55] <n|gamaj|ga> cuddling it
- [03:55] <n|gamaj|ga> kissing it
- [03:55] <n|gamaj|ga> etc
- [03:55] <ilk3n> unless you spend the rest of the night here talking to yourself...
- [03:55] <n|gamaj|ga> shes real fun
- [03:58] <n|gamaj|ga> so from a sidewalk bystanders perspective
- [03:58] <n|gamaj|ga> some crazy bitch drives by and screams mayonnaise at you
- [03:58] <n|gamaj|ga> your like
- [03:58] <n|gamaj|ga> O_o
- [03:58] <n|gamaj|ga> wtf
- [04:00] <n|gamaj|ga> if you didnt laugh a little
- [04:00] <n|gamaj|ga> your a fucking jerk
- [04:00] <n|gamaj|ga> .<---
- [04:06] <ilk3n> i dunno if you realize it or not
- [04:06] <ilk3n> but, you fucking beg for it
- [04:11] <n|gamaj|ga> you assume i give 2 floppity fucks what you think
- [04:12] <n|gamaj|ga> now i never ignore anyone with a clients popup....
- [04:12] <n|gamaj|ga> mental ignore is another story
- [04:13] <n|gamaj|ga> i find its a required learning for internet habitation
- [04:16] <ilk3n> well
- [04:16] <ilk3n> 'your' invited to the party
- [04:16] <ilk3n> http://aspergers.party/
- [04:17] <ilk3n> enjoy
- [04:17] <n|gamaj|ga> get fucked dick sucker
- [04:44] * Allah gives channel operator status to cali
- [04:46] * cali has kicked Ryuu from #wtfux (#ed)
- [04:48] <cali> sex kitten monarch illuminati programming bluebook reptilian conspiracies
- [04:48] <cali> 9/11
- [04:50] <cali> but hey
- [04:50] <cali> culvers?
- [04:50] <cali> fucking good burgers holy shit
- [04:50] <cali> so glad a culvers opened up near me
- [04:51] <cali> culvers is the chick-fil-a of burgers
- [05:29] <cicy> jet fuel makes killer grilled cheese
- [05:57] <nigamajiga> always remember
- [05:58] <nigamajiga> the beatles were their generations new kids on the block
- [05:58] <nigamajiga> elvis was his days skrillex
- [05:59] <nigamajiga> always remember that
- [06:02] <nigamajiga> yoko ono was her generations courtney love
- [06:03] <nigamajiga> and the rolling stones were nothing more then their generations N sync
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] (~SirRandom@wtfux-BBBC0E5A.tbcn.telia.com): realname
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] #RustleLeague #wiki #jewsdid911 +#hack4jesus #fsociety #ed
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] d20.irc :Steady rollin' crits.
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] is using a Secure Connection
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] idle 00:00:02, signon: Fri Jul 31 06:45:46
- [06:46] * [SirRandom] End of WHOIS list.
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] (~SirRandom@wtfux-BBBC0E5A.tbcn.telia.com): realname
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] #ed #fsociety #hack4jesus #jewsdid911 #wiki #RustleLeague
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] d20.irc :Steady rollin' crits.
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] is using a Secure Connection
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] idle 00:00:01, signon: Fri Jul 31 07:20:53
- [07:21] * [SirRandom] End of WHOIS list.
- [08:15] <nigamajiga> ayyy
- [08:15] <nigamajiga> ayyyeeeeeeee
- [08:15] <nigamajiga> i have a confession
- [08:16] <nigamajiga> between you and i
- [08:16] <nigamajiga> and the rest of the internet
- [08:16] <nigamajiga> i am employed :)
- [08:16] <nigamajiga> shhhhh
- [08:17] <nigamajiga> dont tell anyone
- [08:24] <nigamajiga> its much more entertaining when people think otherwise
- [08:25] <nigamajiga> im actually working on getting another occupation that will be a substantial increase in pay
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