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HannahToday at 8:46 AM
Niceeee

JaffoufToday at 8:46 AM
i wanna be destroyed


HannahToday at 8:46 AM
Nibba kiss me and your ass is gonna get pumblepucked by a lanyard full of metal

JaffoufToday at 8:46 AM
whoah now

HannahToday at 8:46 AM
I’m nice but don’t touch aggressive beans we fight

JaffoufToday at 8:46 AM
i'm thoroughly confused haha
pumblepucked, never heard that one

HannahToday at 8:47 AM
Well, I think mace is aggressive and my lanyard (it holds my keys and wallet and shit) is extremely heavy and I am thoroughly convinced it could take a bitch out if I really needed it
I was looking for a term, so I made one OwO I couldn’t think of one

JaffoufToday at 8:48 AM
ahhh so you're letting me know now, to never try to kiss you or else you'll hit me with a DiY flail of metal
or
pumblepucked
as you say
gotcha

HannahToday at 8:49 AM
It’s not diy, it’s very normal. It’s also pretty and purple colored with flowers on it owo
But yes I will knock you tf out if you show up on my door step and try to kiss me
Fkin weirdo

JaffoufToday at 8:49 AM
whoah now
You haven't even passed my quiz

HannahToday at 8:50 AM
You’re the one that said kissing me would be like kissing a child

JaffoufToday at 8:50 AM
kissing short people* But you can put yourself into that hypothetical if you like
:V

HannahToday at 8:51 AM
See, I wouldn’t mind but josh called me a hoe AND you’re within striking distance and I don’t want to be sold to Afghanistan
But Tanx!

JaffoufToday at 8:51 AM
White slavery is actually a real thing in the middle east
nice reference there

HannahToday at 8:51 AM
I know.
I’m just that good owo

JaffoufToday at 8:52 AM
tbh
i now wanna earn your trust so i can treat you to proper cracker barrel
in superior Panhandle
cuz your current opinion is heartbreaking

HannahToday at 8:53 AM
I would rather cook a home cooked meal and stay and home away from nasty old people smells and gross food
And people

JaffoufToday at 8:53 AM
I'm not the biggest fan of people either, i'm a homebody

HannahToday at 8:53 AM
Me too.

JaffoufToday at 8:53 AM
but i'm social at the same time.... it's a cursed existence

HannahToday at 8:54 AM
I’m very antisocial
But I love people, as long as they don’t make me nervous

JaffoufToday at 8:54 AM
I'd like to not talk with people usually, but I can talk to people easily
Oh so I must make ya nervous lol, cuz we're both WV'ers
Josh does his hate woman thing, don't worry about the hoe comments i think

HannahToday at 8:55 AM
I know, still though.

JaffoufToday at 8:55 AM
Long as you don't consider yourself one

HannahToday at 8:56 AM
Genuinely salty at josh right now, but I’ll be fine after a lowkey nap

JaffoufToday at 8:56 AM
my naps just turn into sleeps
i'm extremely heavy sleeper
ah well, gonna take your nap? If you want you can hmu after np

HannahToday at 9:00 AM
Aw thanks!