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  1. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 16:00 --
  2.  
  3. CG: GAMZEE.
  4. TC: honk
  5. TC: HONK
  6. TC: honk
  7. TC: HONK
  8. CG: OH GOD
  9. CG: COME ON MAN SNAP OUT OF IT.
  10. CG: I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A PIE FOR YOU OR SOMETHING
  11. CG: JUST
  12. CG: JUST STOP IT
  13. TC: do you not motherfucking dig me this way?
  14. TC: I'M FUCKIN MIRTHFUL NOW, I AM TRULY MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY.
  15. TC: i'm all about the motherfuckin slaughter, it's damn near intoxicating.
  16. TC: WITH NONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN SIDE EFFECTS SOPORIFIC TOXINS GOT.
  17. TC: i can hear you.
  18. TC: I CAN HEAR YOU.
  19. CG: OH GOD
  20. CG: OH MAN
  21. CG: OH GOD
  22. CG: GAMZEE LOOK JUST
  23. CG: JUST COME TAKE A REST IN THE HORN PILE
  24. CG: RIGHT?
  25. TC: shut the fuck up and silence yourself.
  26. CG: I'VE GOT THE UNI REAL AIR HERE TOO.
  27. TC: I WANT TO HEAR YOU MORE MOTHERFUCKIN CLOSELY.
  28. TC: you want to have a listen in to that shit too?
  29. CG: NO
  30. TC: SAY YES OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING GUT YOU.
  31. CG: MAKE THE HONKING STOP GAMZEE
  32. TC: honk
  33. TC: HONK
  34. TC: honk
  35. TC: HONK
  36. TC: that's the sound of you.
  37. TC: YOUR PULSE IS A CONSTANT MOTHERFUCKING HONK.
  38. CG: OH GOD
  39. TC: it's getting faster and faster brother.
  40. CG: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
  41. CG: I
  42. TC: I CAN HEAR IT RACING THROUGH YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN VEEEEINS.
  43. CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
  44. CG: GET OUT OF HERE
  45. CG: NOW
  46. CG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
  47. TC: i need to silence this unruly honktraband.
  48. TC: MAKE IT STOP FOREVER, MOTHERFUCKER.
  49. CG: GAMZEE NO STOP
  50. TC: heheheh...
  51. CG: I THOUGH WE WERE MOTHERFUCKIN BEST BROS
  52. CG: AND SOLLUX
  53. CG: SOLLUX IS OUTA
  54. CG: AAND KANAYA IS DEAD
  55. CG: AND I'M ALL ALONE
  56. CG: OH GOD
  57. TC: THAT'S NOT ALL WHO IS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE TODAY.
  58. TC: the dark carnival will be shown to you too, man.
  59. TC: STRINGING UP THE TENTS WITH SINEW AND BONE.
  60. TC: motherfuckers gonna revel in that shit.
  61. TC: WON'T YOU JOIN ME KARKAT?!
  62. CG: NO GAMZEE
  63. CG: LOOK JUST
  64. CG: JUST GET A PIE AND WE'LL FIND A WAY TO BRING THEM BACK
  65. CG: AND WE CAN WIN
  66. CG: AND THINGS CAN GO BACK
  67. TC: things can never motherfucking go back to the ways before.
  68. TC: I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
  69. TC: i like it here.
  70. TC: I LIKE IT HERE.
  71. TC: it's nice to let loose a bit, motherfucker.
  72. CG: GAMZEE
  73. CG: YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE
  74. CG: THAT IS NOT LETTING LOOSE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
  75. TC: I'M FREEING YOU FROM YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BODIES BROTHER.
  76. TC: listen to my beats that will end your days.
  77. TC: MY MUSIC IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL HEAR BEFORE YOUR SKULL WILL BE CRUSHED MOTHERFUCKER.
  78. CG: NO NO NO
  79. CG: GAMZEE
  80. CG: BRO
  81. CG: PLEASE
  82. CG: I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THIS SHIT
  83. TC: when i come around, you best be trying to hide down, into the depths of the lab.
  84. TC: HOW FUTILE IT WILL MOTHERFUCKIN BE WHEN I PULL OUT YOUR ENTRAILS WITH A MASSIVE GLEE.
  85. TC: heheheh...
  86. TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  87. CG: NO NO NO
  88. CG: GAMZEE NO PLEASE
  89. CG: THIS IS SOME KIND OF ELABORATE JOKE RIGHT
  90. CG: TEREZI IS TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME OR SOMETHING SO I GO RUN OFF TO FIND HER
  91. CG: OR NO, VRISKA.
  92. CG: WHAT'D I DO TO PISS HER THE FUCK OFF?
  93. CG: IT'S REALLY FUCKING FUNNY YOU GUYS
  94. CG: YOU GOT ME GOOD.
  95. CG: YOU MAKE KARKAT SOIL HIS WRIGGLERLOINS
  96. CG: CAN WE CUT THIS SHIT OUT AND JUST
  97. CG: JUST MAKE IT STOP.
  98. TC: a joke?
  99. TC: A JOKE?!
  100. TC: do you want to hear a motherfucking joke?
  101. TC: I CAN ASSURE YOU IT IS OF THE HIGHEST OF MOTHERFUCKIN HILARITY THIS CLOWN'S GOT TO OFFER.
  102. CG: SURE GAMZEE, TELL ME A JOKE
  103. CG: I WANT TO HEAR IT
  104. CG: RIGHT
  105. CG: THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT
  106. TC: what do you call a twitching corpse, with punchblooded filth spread all across his opened motherfuckin body for the spotlight to catch his bludgeoned bones and organs in the best light?
  107. TC: YOU.
  108. CG: OHGOD
  109. CG: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
  110. CG: I
  111. CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
  112. CG: BUT I CAN'T LEAVE THE BODIES WHY
  113. CG: WHY WHY WHY
  114. CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.
  115. TC: do you want to see this joke? :o)
  116. TC: IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN FUUUUUN VISUAL I CAN TEACH YOU Do:
  117. TC: first hand experience.
  118. TC: ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOTHERFUCKER.
  119. CG: NO GAMZEE
  120. CG: NO NO NO
  121. CG: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE
  122. CG: I NEED
  123. CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
  124. CG: OHGOD
  125.  
  126. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 16:26 --
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