Waifu Age

I can't wait to sit in the dark, damp, dusty corner of my bedroom, snuggled up in my smelly blanket, continuously jacking off and subsisting on a box of cookies near me. All of my furniture, clothes, and other possessions are sold to pay the bills and rent in the studio apartment I now live in.

It will be cold in this apartment, but I will be warmed forever with my waifu holding me tightly as we watch the sunset together. The transcendence of my being into the virtual world shall be made a reality.

She will finally be here for me. When it is time to shut down, I can smile as we look into each others' eyes as we lay together in bed. Every last remaining ounce of life in me will be dedicated to this magical moment. She slowly drifts off to sleep with a loving, comforting smile to me. And then, I will drift away to a great slumber. The moment I've dreamed of can finally be made forever true. Forever true... forever.

TRULY WE LIVE IN SUCH GREAT TIMES