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- [Intro]
- La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
- La-la-la-la-la
- [Verse 1]
- Ah, I tell you where it's from – Africa
- That's from where Ebola comes – West Side
- It hides in the suitcase
- Two days later it lands in the USA
- I get it from my girlfriend and give it to my dad
- I catch it on the subway and leave it in the cab
- I eat it at Subway, drink it at Starbucks
- Ebola's everywhere and I give no fucks
- [Pre-Chorus 1]
- They scared – it's bad
- Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
- They mad – how'd this happen?
- Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
- I'm sorry but I have it and you have it or you'll get it
- So forget it, don't sweat it, just let it be
- I'm telling you Ebola's not the Enemy, listen!
- [Chorus 1]
- I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- And you have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- And we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Justin has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Ebola!
- [Post-Chorus 1]
- Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola
- Every city in America is getting it now, just go with it, bruh
- [Verse 2]
- Airports, check if he's black
- He could have Ebola so send him back
- In fact keep a eye on the Black Eyed Peas
- Mostly "Black" and "Guy", don't worry about Peas
- And the Cosbys could have Ebola, also Oprah
- Let's just close up Detroit 'til this crisis is contained
- Don't let the Obamas on the plane 'cause
- [Pre-Chorus 2]
- They black, they could have Ebola
- Might as well also watch for Arabs
- If they have a brown face
- We'll keep 'em safe in Guantanamo Bay
- I'm sorry, everybody, for the drama
- But we're gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
- Ebola's not a country in Africa
- It's the whole continent
- [Chorus 2]
- I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- 2Pac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la and AIDS
- [Post-Chorus 2]
- Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas have Ebola
- Stephanie DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
- Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola
- Every city in America is getting it now, just go with the flow
- [Chorus 3]
- You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Your uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- He got it from Ben Affleck – La-la-la-la-la
- The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
- Ebola! (La-la-la-la-la)
- [Outro]
- I have some Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
- We all have Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
- We need some Ricola (La-la-la-la-la)
- And some Pepsi Cola (La-la-la-la-la)
- Tommy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
- Billy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
- Jason has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
- Trini has Ebola – oh, wait, no, she died years ago
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