SP: Answer me these questions three

[09:47] -- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering selectfulPaleontologist [SP] at 21:47 --
[09:47] RO: hey bridgekeeper
[09:47] SP: {Hey, son, what be kicking the old sand up in your eyes this time>
[09:48] RO: okay CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt understand that expression but whatever
[09:48] SP: {What do you want, kid?>
[09:49] RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFARs got some errands to run
[09:49] RO: and it would be very helpful if CIRRIN RUNFAR could cross that bridge of yours
[09:50] SP: {You gotta pay up or answer them questions, son>
[09:50] SP: {100 Caegars or 3 questions>
[09:50] RO: okay seeing how were playing the same game together
[09:50] RO: do you think you could just
[09:51] RO: let CIRRIN RUNFAR pass without being difficult?
[09:52] SP: {Son, those are the rules>
[09:52] SP: {I can't done go making exceptions>
[09:53] SP: {Or, fuck, fine>
[09:53] RO: yeah but cant you just give some simple answers?
[09:53] SP: {Thy rules are as stone as my will to enforce them>
[09:53] RO: like what is your name
[09:53] RO: even though you already know my name
[09:54] SP: {Thou fairest lad, let me consult thy chart>
[09:54] SP: {Alright, first question is>
[09:54] SP: {How many stars are visible in the dark season, with tempertures high>
[09:55] RO: thats stupid queston
[09:55] RO: how is CIRRIN RUNFAR meant to know that?
[09:55] SP: {It's the next on thy fairest chart, lad>
[09:56] RO: okay hows this for an answer
[09:56] RO: bajillions
[09:56] SP: {Lemme just flip through thy answer book and>
[09:56] SP: {No, try again>
[09:58] SP: {Of course, there is another way....>
[09:58] RO: whats that?
[09:58] SP: {If you'd done be interested in giving me some info on some pretty ladies>
[09:59] -- selectfulPaleontologist [SP]  grins --
[09:59] RO: okay what?
[09:59] RO: thats
[09:59] SP: {Ladies, son>
[10:00] RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR knows what they are
[10:00] SP: {The bee's knees, the cat's meow!>
[10:00] SP: {You done gimme some good 'ole information, and I'll be letting you pass>
[10:00] RO: this is even stupider than the questions
[10:00] RO: you want to know what pickup lines work on them or something?
[10:01] SP: {Nah, nah!>
[10:01] SP: {Just some little tidbits>
[10:01] SP: {Chumhandles, names, favorite gifts, etc>
[10:02] RO: okay CIRRIN RUNFAR cant beleive your asking
[10:02] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR to be in cahoots with your womanising
[10:03] RO: the thought that CIRRIN RUNFAR would be a part of that
[10:03] SP: {It ain't womanising when ya'll's quadrants are as empty as mine, son>
[10:03] RO: yeah big surprise there
[10:04] RO: lets go back to the questions
[10:04] RO: because no troll deserves having you set on them
[10:04] SP: {Alright, you best know them stars, son>
[10:04] SP: {Unless you want to pay, or...>
[10:04] RO: yeah, theres more stars then there are grubs getting culled in the caverns
[10:04] SP: {Take the hard way>
[10:05] SP: {I need a specific number, son>
[10:05] RO: taking the hard way?
[10:05] -- selectfulPaleontologist [SP]  smacks his fists together --
[10:06] SP: {The way which done lead to your culling, boy>
[10:06] SP: {And neither of us wants that>
[10:08] RO: yeah another idiotic choice
[10:08] RO: a pattern is emerging
[10:09] RO: more guesses
[10:09] RO: 10000000000000000
[10:09] RO: 489812394812
[10:09] RO: 854132
[10:09] RO: 16869010689
[10:09] RO: 0
[10:09] RO: Is CIRRIN RUNFAR getting close?
[10:09] SP: {I tell you what, son>
[10:09] SP: {Gimme one little trolltag, and I'll let you pass>
[10:09] RO: just one trolltag?
[10:10] SP: {Now, hold on>
[10:10] SP: {Has to be a pretty mama>
[10:10] RO: okay
[10:11] RO: hadesMouthpiece
[10:11] RO: dont get fooled though, she roleplays as a robot
[10:11] RO: but she is totally
[10:11] RO: a pretty
[10:11] RO: mama
[10:12] SP: {Son, you ain't fooling me>
[10:12] SP: {I done been in a memo with that cat>
[10:12] RO: oh right CIRRIN RUNFAR forgot
[10:12] SP: {Now, let's you and me be truthful?>
[10:14] RO: okay what you want CIRRIN RUNFAR to go through his whole chumproll?
[10:14] SP: {The prettiest mama you know, son>
[10:14] SP: {That's all I'm asking>
[10:15] RO: sorry, but theres no one CIRRIN RUNFAR dislikes enough to set you on
[10:15] RO: so were at an
[10:15] RO: impasse?
[10:15] SP: {Son, you don't done wanna use that word>
[10:15] SP: {But, if you gonna be so stubborn>
[10:16] SP: {I admire that, kid, go on through>
[10:16] RO: oh thank you
[10:16] SP: {But next time>
[10:17] SP: {You done be telling me about those pretty mamas>
[10:17] SP: {We clear?>
[10:17] RO: hell no
[10:17] SP: {Well, I guess you be stuck over there>
[10:18] RO: yeah theres still the long way
[10:18] RO: very long way
[10:18] RO: which goes through some dangerous forest
[10:18] RO: and across a raging stream or something
[10:19] SP: {Kid, you trying to guilt me?>
[10:19] RO: no
[10:19] RO: just painting a picture
[10:19] RO: of how all that is much more preferable to dealing with you
[10:19] SP: {Blackrom flirting like that ain't appreciated, son>
[10:20] SP: {Now, I let you pass again, like the selfless guard I am>
[10:20] SP: {Then, next time you done come by>
[10:20] SP: {You give me the troll tag of a pretty mama, okay?>
[10:20] RO: yeah
[10:21] RO: if there is a next time
[10:21] RO: later
[10:21] SP: {And, boy, cut the blackrom out.>
[10:21] -- selectfulPaleontologist [SP] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] at 22:21 --