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  2. Himmel: “He says ‘Ow!’”
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  7. *Himmel, Heiter, and Eisen all laugh*
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  12. Frieren: “How is that funny?”
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  17. *Himmel, still laughing, wipes his eyes*
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  22. Himmel: “It’s funny because he walked into a bar.”
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  27. Frieren: “Yes, that is what you said.”
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  32. Himmel: “No he walked into a bar. Like a metal one.”
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  37. Frieren: “Why would anyone do that? Was he being controlled by illusionary magic?”
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  42. Himmel: “It’s a joke. It’s not a real story.”
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  47. Frieren: “How did he walk into the bar? Was a mage levitating a bar?”
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  52. Himmel: “No, there’s no bar. It’s a pun. The listener is supposed to imagine a bar, like a tavern, and then the punch line is the guy walks into a physical bar and hurts himself.”
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  57. Heiter: “I though he walked into the bar’s wall. I’ve done that before.”
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  62. Frieren: “That fits for a sorry excuse for a priest.”
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  67. Heiter: “That hurts my pride as a priest.”
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  72. Frieren: “I thought a priest wasn’t supposed to have pride.”
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  77. *Heiter takes a big swig of his beer*
  78. Heiter: “Man is not perfect, we all have our own short comings.”
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  82. Eisen: ...
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  87. *Couple days later Himmel, Either, Eisen, and Frieren all walk into a bar.*
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  92. Frieren: “Well that didn’t hurt at all.”
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  97. *Himmel, Either, and Eisen stop and all stare at Frieren.*
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  102. Frieren: “I’m doing a callback.” She says flatly. “I walked into the bar and it didn’t hurt.”
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  107. Himmel: *pft* “Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha”
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  112. *Himmel doubles over clutching his sides, laughing.*
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  117. Himmel: “That was a good one.”
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  122. Frieren: “It was better than your lame joke.”
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  127. *Himmel straightens himself up and places his hand on Frieren’s head*
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  132. Himmel: “hmmm, I’m not quite sure about that. Hard to top the classics.”
  133. *Himmel rubs the top of Frieren’s head*
  134. “Come on let’s get something to eat.”
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  137. *Frieren nods, her head rubbing against Himmel’s palm*
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  142. Humans are strange things.
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  147. It’s not exactly magic.
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  152. Not every combination works with every person.
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  157. But when it does work it brings a joy that rivals everything else.
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  162. It is the ability to cause another person to visualize something and have them react.
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  167. A form of truly local magic, dependent all local factors and the caster’s own skill.
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  172. Perhaps this is also worth collecting.
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  184. Frieren: “Hey Fern, I have a joke for you”
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  194. Frieren: “So. A man walks into a bar.”
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