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- Himmel: “He says ‘Ow!’”
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- *Himmel, Heiter, and Eisen all laugh*
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- Frieren: “How is that funny?”
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- *Himmel, still laughing, wipes his eyes*
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- Himmel: “It’s funny because he walked into a bar.”
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- Frieren: “Yes, that is what you said.”
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- Himmel: “No he walked into a bar. Like a metal one.”
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- Frieren: “Why would anyone do that? Was he being controlled by illusionary magic?”
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- Himmel: “It’s a joke. It’s not a real story.”
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- Frieren: “How did he walk into the bar? Was a mage levitating a bar?”
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- Himmel: “No, there’s no bar. It’s a pun. The listener is supposed to imagine a bar, like a tavern, and then the punch line is the guy walks into a physical bar and hurts himself.”
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- Heiter: “I though he walked into the bar’s wall. I’ve done that before.”
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- Frieren: “That fits for a sorry excuse for a priest.”
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- Heiter: “That hurts my pride as a priest.”
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- Frieren: “I thought a priest wasn’t supposed to have pride.”
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- *Heiter takes a big swig of his beer*
- Heiter: “Man is not perfect, we all have our own short comings.”
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- Eisen: ...
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- *Couple days later Himmel, Either, Eisen, and Frieren all walk into a bar.*
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- Frieren: “Well that didn’t hurt at all.”
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- *Himmel, Either, and Eisen stop and all stare at Frieren.*
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- Frieren: “I’m doing a callback.” She says flatly. “I walked into the bar and it didn’t hurt.”
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- Himmel: *pft* “Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha”
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- *Himmel doubles over clutching his sides, laughing.*
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- Himmel: “That was a good one.”
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- Frieren: “It was better than your lame joke.”
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- *Himmel straightens himself up and places his hand on Frieren’s head*
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- Himmel: “hmmm, I’m not quite sure about that. Hard to top the classics.”
- *Himmel rubs the top of Frieren’s head*
- “Come on let’s get something to eat.”
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- *Frieren nods, her head rubbing against Himmel’s palm*
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- Humans are strange things.
- Given the right time and place, a strange, seemingly nonsensical arrangement of words can trigger a reaction.
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- It’s not exactly magic.
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- Not every combination works with every person.
- Not every combination works every time.
- Not every combination works everywhere.
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- But when it does work it brings a joy that rivals everything else.
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- It is the ability to cause another person to visualize something and have them react.
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- A form of truly local magic, dependent all local factors and the caster’s own skill.
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- Perhaps this is also worth collecting.
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- ...
- ..
- .
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- Frieren: “Hey Fern, I have a joke for you”
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- Frieren: “So. A man walks into a bar.”
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