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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- I was thinking we might switch
- back to seeing each other once a month.
- 3
- 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:42,873
- Yeah, I'm feeling like
- I'm in a really good place.
- 4
- 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,308
- You know, like,
- I've done the work.
- 5
- 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,179
- We've done the work.
- We've done it.
- 6
- 00:00:48,747 --> 00:00:50,849
- Have you spoken
- with your father recently?
- 7
- 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:54,684
- Well, I...
- 8
- 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,588
- He called,
- but I did not pick up.
- 9
- 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,625
- He knows the conditions.
- 10
- 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:03,693
- - So you set a boundary?
- - Yeah.
- 11
- 00:01:03,695 --> 00:01:05,664
- That must have been
- very difficult for you.
- 12
- 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,466
- Not really.
- 13
- 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,868
- No. I'm feeling
- really resolute.
- 14
- 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,502
- Like, very resolute.
- 15
- 00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:14,671
- So resolute, in fact...
- 16
- 00:01:14,673 --> 00:01:18,607
- I was thinking, is this the
- best time to set a boundary?
- 17
- 00:01:18,609 --> 00:01:22,614
- You know, stay with me here, because
- I'm wondering...
- 18
- 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:29,222
- Maybe it would be best
- if I did pick up.
- 19
- 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,424
- - You know?
- - I don't.
- 20
- 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,660
- Uh, okay, well,
- it wouldn't be, like,
- 21
- 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,360
- to ask for help
- or anything like that.
- 22
- 00:01:37,362 --> 00:01:41,231
- Like, I'm not discounting years
- of disappointment, years...
- 23
- 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:43,100
- And abandonment.
- 24
- 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,770
- Well, I was going to say
- missed opportunities,
- 25
- 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:50,574
- but, yeah, sure, yeah,
- let's just say abandonment.
- 26
- 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:54,044
- Your father is incapable
- of helping you, Laura.
- 27
- 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:55,880
- It doesn't matter
- how much you love him.
- 28
- 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,283
- He's never gonna change.
- 29
- 00:01:57,983 --> 00:01:59,618
- I know. You're right.
- 30
- 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,285
- I know.
- 31
- 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:06,189
- I was just testing you that time
- to see if you had softened.
- 32
- 00:02:06,191 --> 00:02:08,257
- Ha-ha.
- 33
- 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:11,728
- You're not that little girl who needs her
- father's love and attention anymore.
- 34
- 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,099
- You're doing just fine
- on your own.
- 35
- 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:19,903
- I know.
- Yeah, you're right. I know.
- 36
- 00:02:19,905 --> 00:02:23,340
- I know. You're right.
- I am. I really am.
- 37
- 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:25,144
- I don't know
- why I keep forgetting that.
- 38
- 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:31,481
- I do notice you have a kitten
- hidden in your purse.
- 39
- 00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:32,983
- Were you hiding it from me?
- 40
- 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:35,052
- No, of course not.
- 41
- 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,154
- I wasn't hiding it from you.
- I...
- 42
- 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,423
- I found it in the,
- in the parking lot.
- 43
- 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:43,960
- I thought that you weren't gonna pick
- up any stray animals this month.
- 44
- 00:02:43,962 --> 00:02:47,131
- Well, it's the 28th,
- so technically,
- 45
- 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,201
- if it was February,
- it is the end of the month.
- 46
- 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,835
- Not February.
- 47
- 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:55,172
- Yeah, but I have secured a home for
- this kitty, so it's different.
- 48
- 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,975
- I think our hour is up.
- 49
- 00:04:07,545 --> 00:04:09,014
- Hey.
- 50
- 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,759
- I can feed her.
- I'm already up.
- 51
- 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,596
- That would be wonderful.
- Thank you, honey. Yeah.
- 52
- 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,264
- - That douchebag sleep over?
- - Yeah, he did.
- 53
- 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:31,235
- Yeah. But he's actually
- a pretty good guy.
- 54
- 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,805
- I wish you'd give him
- a chance.
- 55
- 00:04:33,372 --> 00:04:34,841
- Did you...
- 56
- 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,041
- Oh, come on, Henry.
- 57
- 00:04:39,043 --> 00:04:40,746
- Just let me have one date.
- 58
- 00:04:43,581 --> 00:04:47,387
- How about, if you act really normal in
- the morning, I'll drive you to school?
- 59
- 00:04:48,754 --> 00:04:51,253
- Crouton peed more blood,
- but she passed the stone.
- 60
- 00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:52,555
- - She did?
- - Yeah.
- 61
- 00:04:52,557 --> 00:04:54,024
- I put it in a Ziploc bag
- in the fridge.
- 62
- 00:04:54,026 --> 00:04:56,993
- Oh, I love that you did that.
- I love that. Thank you.
- 63
- 00:04:56,995 --> 00:04:59,462
- Hey, maybe you'll be a vet.
- 64
- 00:04:59,464 --> 00:05:01,866
- Wouldn't that be an
- incredible end to our story?
- 65
- 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:03,568
- Or I could be a taxidermist.
- 66
- 00:05:04,269 --> 00:05:05,937
- I think you're great.
- 67
- 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,650
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- 68
- 00:05:22,788 --> 00:05:25,490
- Taco. Taco, you get up here.
- 69
- 00:05:30,829 --> 00:05:33,462
- - What the fuck?
- - What happened?
- 70
- 00:05:33,464 --> 00:05:36,834
- - Your fucking cat ran over my face.
- - What?
- 71
- 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,601
- I thought you said
- no animals in the bed.
- 72
- 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:39,702
- I did.
- 73
- 00:05:39,704 --> 00:05:42,139
- Get off! Get off!
- 74
- 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,473
- Am I bleeding?
- 75
- 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:46,810
- Uh, not really, no. Just...
- 76
- 00:05:46,812 --> 00:05:48,144
- It's just, like, a...
- It's a little nick.
- 77
- 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:50,247
- Damn it.
- 78
- 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,916
- Jesus Christ, Laura, you have
- way too many fucking animals.
- 79
- 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:55,185
- Seriously. Am I gonna get
- cat-scratch fever or something?
- 80
- 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:58,187
- Oh, there's no such thing. There's
- no such thing. Go back to bed.
- 81
- 00:05:58,189 --> 00:05:59,957
- I got to get out of here.
- 82
- 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,327
- Oh, good. Good.
- 83
- 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:05,796
- - That's fucking great.
- - Tino!
- 84
- 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,565
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, I...
- 85
- 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:11,468
- This is really out of
- the ordinary, I swear.
- 86
- 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,437
- People are usually like,
- "You have nine animals?
- 87
- 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:15,305
- "It only seems like
- you have four."
- 88
- 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:22,144
- Laura, I think you're great.
- I really do.
- 89
- 00:06:22,146 --> 00:06:24,014
- And it's super cool
- what you're doing here,
- 90
- 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,949
- and you're probably gonna go
- to fucking Heaven or whatever,
- 91
- 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:29,019
- and that's fucking awesome, but
- I gotta be honest with you.
- 92
- 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,521
- This... This is...
- 93
- 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,759
- It's fucking disgusting. Uh...
- 94
- 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,264
- - Jim.
- - What?
- 95
- 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,934
- Before you leave, I, uh...
- 96
- 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,071
- I sketched you last night.
- 97
- 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:48,674
- From what I hear,
- it's more of a parting gift.
- 98
- 00:06:54,512 --> 00:06:57,848
- - I don't want it.
- - I don't actually know what you look like naked.
- 99
- 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:00,550
- I just paint what I feel
- you look like naked.
- 100
- 00:07:00,552 --> 00:07:02,551
- This is so not cool, Henry.
- 101
- 00:07:02,553 --> 00:07:03,921
- Like, really not cool.
- 102
- 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,788
- - I liked him.
- - No, you didn't.
- 103
- 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,623
- Not for you to decide.
- 104
- 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:08,959
- And no more drawings.
- 105
- 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,527
- Not unless you've known
- someone for at least a year.
- 106
- 00:07:11,529 --> 00:07:14,031
- That's like three people.
- 107
- 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,733
- Well, you're stuck drawing
- naked pictures of me, then.
- 108
- 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:17,937
- That's your punishment.
- 109
- 00:07:21,572 --> 00:07:25,274
- Did somebody pee? I smell pee.
- Did someone pee on my jacket?
- 110
- 00:07:25,276 --> 00:07:27,444
- Yeah, there it is. Gross.
- 111
- 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,817
- He called last night, too.
- 112
- 00:07:33,819 --> 00:07:35,819
- Did you answer?
- 113
- 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:37,454
- It's okay if you did.
- I just want to know.
- 114
- 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,956
- I didn't.
- 115
- 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,760
- How long are you
- gonna screen him?
- 116
- 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:54,805
- So, what time today?
- 117
- 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:59,709
- You better figure I'll get a
- detention, so to be safe, 5:00?
- 118
- 00:07:59,711 --> 00:08:00,776
- Maybe today you won't.
- 119
- 00:08:00,778 --> 00:08:02,512
- We're running the mile.
- 120
- 00:08:02,514 --> 00:08:05,182
- It'll be me and all the girls on
- their period trailing the rear.
- 121
- 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:09,586
- Okay, well, just try not to do
- anything stupid, just for this week.
- 122
- 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:10,820
- Uh, I don't want to see
- that principal again.
- 123
- 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:14,393
- - What will you give me?
- - My love.
- 124
- 00:08:15,026 --> 00:08:16,461
- I already have it.
- 125
- 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:49,060
- - Good morning, Mr. Buckner, Jenn.
- - Hi.
- 126
- 00:08:49,794 --> 00:08:51,328
- Griselda.
- 127
- 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,829
- Can I see Sofia for a minute?
- 128
- 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:54,631
- You're late
- for work again, Laura.
- 129
- 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,432
- You have five minutes.
- 130
- 00:08:56,434 --> 00:08:59,136
- And don't say anything
- about her skin.
- 131
- 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,339
- Her skin?
- 132
- 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,710
- - Sandrine, that's for you.
- - Thank you.
- 133
- 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,044
- - Serg?
- - Hey.
- 134
- 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:10,314
- - Not again.
- - Please?
- 135
- 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,884
- - Can you watch her just for a minute?
- - Oh...
- 136
- 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:16,520
- Hey, beautiful.
- 137
- 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,254
- Yeah, just don't drop her
- in a pot.
- 138
- 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:19,989
- Put her under your shirt.
- 139
- 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:21,560
- - Keep her warm.
- - Oh, with the rest of them?
- 140
- 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,364
- Hey.
- 141
- 00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:28,831
- And the school is amazing.
- 142
- 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,901
- They actually
- emphasize the arts.
- 143
- 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,869
- Uh, physical education isn't
- even a part of their curriculum,
- 144
- 00:09:33,871 --> 00:09:37,007
- you know, which for Henry
- is very meaningful.
- 145
- 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,508
- I... I know it's a lot of
- money, but I could work it off
- 146
- 00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:42,344
- while Henry goes to school.
- 147
- 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:44,414
- Yeah,
- it is very expensive, Laura.
- 148
- 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:46,382
- I know.
- 149
- 00:09:46,384 --> 00:09:50,386
- I know. I wouldn't be asking if you
- weren't the only person I could ask.
- 150
- 00:09:52,857 --> 00:09:56,225
- Oh, it's another RSVP
- for True's sweet 16.
- 151
- 00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:58,597
- God, that makes 150.
- 152
- 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,598
- Is anyone not coming?
- 153
- 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,233
- I mean, you want all these
- things for your kids,
- 154
- 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,471
- and then you get them, there's
- another whole set of problems.
- 155
- 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,276
- You're looking at my skin,
- aren't you?
- 156
- 00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:16,579
- Oh, there's just
- one little piece.
- 157
- 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:19,116
- No, no, no, the doctor said you have
- to let it all come off naturally.
- 158
- 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,884
- That's why the new skin
- looks so young and fragile.
- 159
- 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:24,253
- I know. Yeah, but there's
- just one little piece.
- 160
- 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:26,656
- Yeah, yeah, do I try and pick the
- animal hair off your sweaters?
- 161
- 00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:28,892
- No, because there's too much.
- 162
- 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,761
- Ew, Mom, I literally
- can't look at you.
- 163
- 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:33,095
- That better heal
- before my party.
- 164
- 00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:34,964
- No, no, it's practically
- healed now.
- 165
- 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:36,266
- Look.
- 166
- 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,670
- Sisters.
- 167
- 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,302
- You are disgusting.
- 168
- 00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:41,403
- What?
- 169
- 00:10:41,405 --> 00:10:42,772
- Did you book
- the white tiger?
- 170
- 00:10:42,774 --> 00:10:45,474
- I was planning on it,
- and just as I was about to,
- 171
- 00:10:45,476 --> 00:10:48,210
- I thought to myself,
- does a white tiger really want
- 172
- 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,879
- - to attend a sweet 16?
- - Yes.
- 173
- 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:52,882
- Because Kayla Drew had one at her
- party, and it was, like, amazing.
- 174
- 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:55,886
- Yeah, well, they are on... On
- the endangered species list.
- 175
- 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,954
- And just because one guy
- probably illegally
- 176
- 00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,890
- has one that he rents out
- to parties...
- 177
- 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:02,157
- - Yes, you're going to book it, right?
- - Sure.
- 178
- 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:06,796
- Uh, although, you may be losing Henry
- and some other animal lovers as guests.
- 179
- 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:09,098
- I wasn't really planning
- on inviting Henry.
- 180
- 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,334
- It's just not really
- his crowd, you know?
- 181
- 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:14,203
- Besides, I saw him having lunch
- with a squirrel last week.
- 182
- 00:11:14,205 --> 00:11:15,504
- They were talking
- and everything.
- 183
- 00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:17,007
- It was really weird.
- 184
- 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,840
- I have to go get a mani-pedi.
- 185
- 00:11:18,842 --> 00:11:20,078
- See you bitches later.
- 186
- 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,879
- With a squirrel, Laura. Oh...
- 187
- 00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:25,815
- It's fine.
- 188
- 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,345
- Did she pick up?
- 189
- 00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:59,382
- - She did not.
- - Surprise, surprise.
- 190
- 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:03,619
- Well, I'm afraid
- the decision is final, Jack.
- 191
- 00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:08,223
- We can't have men of such low moral
- integrity bringing down the place.
- 192
- 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:10,126
- Oh, please.
- 193
- 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:13,897
- You geriatric sons of bitches know
- that this place is a total shit box.
- 194
- 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:17,834
- Uh, we may not have much, but
- we do have respect for the law.
- 195
- 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:20,936
- Oh, I'm afraid I find that
- quality very overrated.
- 196
- 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,772
- Then off you go.
- 197
- 00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:25,208
- Be sure to send us a postcard from
- whatever jail cell you end up in.
- 198
- 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,877
- I think we should give Jack
- one more chance.
- 199
- 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,482
- Third time's a charm.
- 200
- 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,050
- I appreciate it.
- 201
- 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:37,719
- Perhaps we should all take a
- page out of Harriet's playbook.
- 202
- 00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:40,022
- Oh, cut the bullshit, Jack.
- 203
- 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:44,629
- We tried to make it work, but you
- really shit the bed this time, Jack.
- 204
- 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:54,807
- Ms. Jaconi.
- 205
- 00:12:56,107 --> 00:12:57,308
- Uh...
- 206
- 00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:09,552
- This clearly was an accident.
- 207
- 00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:12,888
- Henry would never intentionally
- slap anyone. Right, Henry?
- 208
- 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:16,461
- Well, I meant to slap Jeremy, but she
- dove in front of him like he was Obama.
- 209
- 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:20,162
- Henry, why slap?
- 210
- 00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:21,631
- Boys really
- shouldn't be slapping.
- 211
- 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,434
- Slapping is a distant cousin
- to hair pulling.
- 212
- 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,903
- Well, I thought it would
- be better than scratching.
- 213
- 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,304
- Okay, well,
- that's hard to say,
- 214
- 00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:30,140
- but the more important point
- here is,
- 215
- 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,809
- is Henry clearly would never
- hit a woman on purpose.
- 216
- 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,512
- All right? He's been raised by a
- single mom, for Christ's sakes.
- 217
- 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,182
- But he would hit
- a faculty member?
- 218
- 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,786
- I think
- that's been established.
- 219
- 00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:48,057
- Could we start
- Henry's suspension next week?
- 220
- 00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,093
- I have potentially
- a very hectic week.
- 221
- 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,896
- Henry is not suspended.
- He's expelled.
- 222
- 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,332
- Expelled? Why?
- 223
- 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,767
- For this.
- 224
- 00:13:57,769 --> 00:14:01,570
- Henry requires more attention
- than we can provide.
- 225
- 00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:04,473
- I gave you the list of
- specialty schools last month.
- 226
- 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,678
- I suggest you start
- making some phone calls.
- 227
- 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,150
- What am I doing wrong, Henry?
- 228
- 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,318
- - What?
- - Nothing.
- 229
- 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,121
- Well, I'm obviously
- doing something.
- 230
- 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,055
- You know, we can't afford
- a private school.
- 231
- 00:14:20,057 --> 00:14:21,858
- Then I'll just drop out
- and take my GED.
- 232
- 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,660
- Not an option.
- You are graduating.
- 233
- 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,229
- - You didn't.
- - Well, and look at me.
- 234
- 00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,363
- I didn't raise you
- to be like me.
- 235
- 00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:30,632
- The whole point of kids is
- to make them better than you
- 236
- 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:33,136
- so they can support you
- later in life.
- 237
- 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:37,641
- - I thought we'd be roommates for life.
- - That's weird.
- 238
- 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,642
- I want a guest cottage in the back
- where you and your wife live.
- 239
- 00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:41,911
- Or your husband.
- 240
- 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:44,046
- Jesus, I'm not gay.
- 241
- 00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:45,884
- How many times
- do I have to tell you that?
- 242
- 00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:52,390
- Ignore this.
- 243
- 00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:01,632
- I want you to be happy.
- 244
- 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,701
- Would a specialty school
- make you happy?
- 245
- 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:06,736
- I don't know.
- 246
- 00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:10,276
- - Would the other kids be weird like me?
- - Probably. Weirder, even.
- 247
- 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,078
- I think I'd like it.
- 248
- 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:15,177
- Yeah.
- 249
- 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,013
- I fucking hate Taylor Swift.
- 250
- 00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,781
- Well, she actually writes
- her own songs.
- 251
- 00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,550
- She's pretty cool, sweetie.
- 252
- 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,393
- But I see what you mean.
- 253
- 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,328
- Yeah.
- 254
- 00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:52,083
- Hmm...
- 255
- 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:09,400
- Oh, you finally called me back.
- 256
- 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,572
- I need help.
- 257
- 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:18,176
- - With Henry. I need money.
- - How much?
- 258
- 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,945
- - A lot.
- - Well...
- 259
- 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,716
- I'm in trouble, too. Maybe
- you didn't think of that.
- 260
- 00:16:28,452 --> 00:16:30,653
- You got kicked out
- of your home, didn't you?
- 261
- 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,921
- Yeah, all that bullshit
- about my side ventures
- 262
- 00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:36,425
- not being up to their standards.
- Please!
- 263
- 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,127
- Anyways, uh...
- 264
- 00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,629
- I've got to find
- somewhere to crash,
- 265
- 00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:44,666
- or they'll put me in a state-run
- home with all the loony tunes.
- 266
- 00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,301
- No, you can't, Dad.
- You can't stay here.
- 267
- 00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:48,171
- I gotta look out
- for me and Henry.
- 268
- 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,671
- Uh, why don't I help you?
- 269
- 00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:51,610
- You get me out
- of here, I get you the money.
- 270
- 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,244
- You have that kind of money?
- 271
- 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,613
- I could get it.
- 272
- 00:16:57,615 --> 00:17:00,316
- Look, uh, I'm in a bit
- of a situation here, Laura.
- 273
- 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:01,850
- I don't know how
- to get out of this one.
- 274
- 00:17:01,852 --> 00:17:03,352
- Well, I...
- 275
- 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,287
- I'm sure you'll figure
- something out.
- 276
- 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:12,827
- Anyways, I have until 10:00 tomorrow
- morning before they ship me off.
- 277
- 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:14,332
- I haven't given up yet.
- 278
- 00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:28,710
- Hold on. I gotta take this,
- you guys.
- 279
- 00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:30,313
- Stand by.
- 280
- 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:32,548
- Jojo here.
- 281
- 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,083
- Jojo, it's Laura.
- 282
- 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,684
- Laura!
- 283
- 00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:38,054
- You'll never guess
- what I watched last night.
- 284
- 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,823
- Karate Kid.
- 285
- 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:44,059
- Remember when you used to call me
- Jojo-san, and I'd call you Laura-san?
- 286
- 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:46,930
- It's from Karate Kid.
- 287
- 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,864
- - It's a movie.
- - Listen to me, Jojo.
- 288
- 00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,365
- Dad got kicked out
- of his home.
- 289
- 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,234
- He needs a place to stay.
- 290
- 00:17:52,236 --> 00:17:54,871
- Oh, no. Papa-san.
- 291
- 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,738
- What did he do?
- 292
- 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,074
- Watch it!
- 293
- 00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:02,745
- Hey, who knows? I have no idea.
- He fucked up again.
- 294
- 00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:06,884
- But I... I'm picking him up, and
- I need him to stay with you.
- 295
- 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,719
- I don't know, Laura.
- 296
- 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,087
- Last time Dad
- stayed with me,
- 297
- 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:14,891
- the FBI followed me
- to work for a week.
- 298
- 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,160
- It was really intense.
- 299
- 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,363
- I would take him, but he is a
- horrible example for Henry.
- 300
- 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,831
- You gotta agree
- with me on that.
- 301
- 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,566
- Yeah, I do, I do.
- 302
- 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,104
- Does this mean
- I'll get to see you guys?
- 303
- 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,805
- No, I would put him
- on a plane.
- 304
- 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:33,142
- Laura, please come.
- Oh, It would be so fun.
- 305
- 00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:38,413
- We could watch Karate Kid, you know?
- We could eat Captain Crunch.
- 306
- 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,115
- - Next time.
- - Hey, does Henry
- 307
- 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,719
- still take pictures
- of dead animals?
- 308
- 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:46,255
- No. No,
- he just draws people naked.
- 309
- 00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:48,591
- Oh, that's sweet.
- 310
- 00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:51,930
- Well, I hope he has
- enough energy to draw me.
- 311
- 00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,767
- Oh, fuck!
- 312
- 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,605
- Oh...
- 313
- 00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:04,140
- They haven't taken him yet,
- have they?
- 314
- 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,241
- Taken who?
- 315
- 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,542
- Jack Jaconi, my father.
- 316
- 00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:07,977
- Oh, he should be out
- any minute.
- 317
- 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,911
- He said that you
- were coming for him.
- 318
- 00:19:09,913 --> 00:19:11,247
- He said I was coming?
- 319
- 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:14,819
- Yeah, he said you'd be here
- at 10:00 on the dot.
- 320
- 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,922
- Of course, he did.
- 321
- 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,989
- You got played.
- 322
- 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:22,260
- What's the scowl for?
- 323
- 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,061
- You knew I was coming?
- 324
- 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,430
- I had a feeling.
- 325
- 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:30,333
- Uh, she's very moody, my daughter.
- Always has been.
- 326
- 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,667
- Hey, Hoight.
- 327
- 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:33,969
- Come with me. I want to
- say goodbye to my garden.
- 328
- 00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:36,205
- I probably shouldn't leave
- my mom.
- 329
- 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,107
- - Of course, you should.
- - No. Excuse me.
- 330
- 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,642
- Please don't write that.
- Please don't...
- 331
- 00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:41,978
- Give her a chance to stop that
- cop from writing her a ticket.
- 332
- 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,213
- Ten bucks. Ten bucks.
- 333
- 00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:47,717
- I bet you can hardly believe,
- 334
- 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:51,286
- considering your mother can barely
- keep a piece of hair alive,
- 335
- 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:54,692
- that your grandfather's
- got a green thumb.
- 336
- 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,692
- I'm not really into gardening.
- 337
- 00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:00,464
- Well, maybe what's in the shed
- will change your mind.
- 338
- 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,402
- I'm too old to molest,
- you know.
- 339
- 00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:06,302
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 340
- 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,972
- You couldn't get molested
- with a bow in your hair.
- 341
- 00:20:09,974 --> 00:20:13,477
- Even pedophiles know to steer
- clear of your bad vibes.
- 342
- 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,548
- Know what this is?
- 343
- 00:20:18,148 --> 00:20:20,283
- Holy shit.
- 344
- 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:25,824
- This is not the shwag
- weed you cheapos smoke.
- 345
- 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,491
- No, sir.
- 346
- 00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:34,063
- Uh, a French whore I once
- admired fed a bud to my cat,
- 347
- 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:37,533
- and she shit out
- one of the seeds.
- 348
- 00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:40,272
- Oh, yeah,
- this is the good stuff.
- 349
- 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,341
- It came from a cat's ass?
- 350
- 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:46,709
- Well, yeah, had to.
- 351
- 00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,844
- How else was I going to
- get it in the country?
- 352
- 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,613
- I don't know.
- 353
- 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:56,753
- Now, I need you
- to put this down your pants.
- 354
- 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,491
- Yeah? Can you do that for me?
- 355
- 00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:03,424
- Why don't you put it
- down your pants?
- 356
- 00:21:03,426 --> 00:21:07,330
- Because I am wearing
- adult diapers.
- 357
- 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:11,065
- Just stuff it in,
- you little chickenshit.
- 358
- 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:15,203
- Your mother's about to give me a real
- hard time for taking the Rolls-Royce,
- 359
- 00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:20,111
- so I need something to get
- her voice out of my head.
- 360
- 00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,411
- Absolutely not.
- 361
- 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,014
- It's all I got.
- 362
- 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,218
- Then you drive it.
- 363
- 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:31,554
- We had a deal. I get you to
- L.A., you get me the money.
- 364
- 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,722
- If you want to keep the car
- so bad, then you drive it.
- 365
- 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:37,427
- Yeah, those assholes over at
- DMV took my license away.
- 366
- 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,161
- I couldn't pass the eye exam.
- 367
- 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:43,967
- And I was hoping we could
- use some time together.
- 368
- 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,235
- Yes, we could.
- Twenty years ago.
- 369
- 00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:47,670
- It's not happening, Dad.
- 370
- 00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:49,605
- I got you
- the plane ticket already,
- 371
- 00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:51,740
- so send the money
- when you land.
- 372
- 00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:53,010
- Come on, Henry.
- 373
- 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,479
- I have set a boundary.
- 374
- 00:21:57,481 --> 00:22:01,116
- It's set. It's a line in the sand.
- In the concrete, actually.
- 375
- 00:22:01,118 --> 00:22:02,820
- I'm not driving
- that heap cross-country.
- 376
- 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:08,824
- You are not commandeering
- this trip already.
- 377
- 00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,759
- You have done nothing
- to earn this.
- 378
- 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,929
- - And we're doing you a favor.
- - Well, I appreciate that,
- 379
- 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,663
- but I'd like to spend
- some time with you two.
- 380
- 00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,834
- I hardly know Hoight.
- 381
- 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,936
- And I'd like to discover
- more things I like about you.
- 382
- 00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,304
- Oh, God.
- 383
- 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,875
- Hey, look. Laura.
- 384
- 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,477
- I...
- 385
- 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,548
- I didn't want to tell you
- this, actually, but...
- 386
- 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,152
- Uh, the truth is...
- 387
- 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,921
- I haven't much time left.
- 388
- 00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:46,062
- I'm... I'm dying, Laura.
- 389
- 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,998
- The doctor gave me the news
- a few days ago.
- 390
- 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,834
- My prostate cancer's
- come back.
- 391
- 00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:54,903
- I'd be a goner on a plane.
- 392
- 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:56,671
- I've got a blood clot
- in my leg,
- 393
- 00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,340
- and when we get
- to high elevation,
- 394
- 00:22:58,342 --> 00:23:01,911
- it could...
- Go straight to my heart.
- 395
- 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,214
- That's where it's headed.
- 396
- 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:07,549
- This is a trick. This is
- another one of your schemes.
- 397
- 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:08,853
- I wish it was.
- 398
- 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,721
- So, why didn't you tell me?
- 399
- 00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:15,123
- I didn't want to...
- Didn't want to worry you.
- 400
- 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,392
- I knew how busy you are.
- 401
- 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,693
- It doesn't matter.
- You should have told me.
- 402
- 00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:20,598
- Well, I am, now.
- 403
- 00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,270
- What do you say?
- 404
- 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:31,842
- How about spending
- some time together?
- 405
- 00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:37,648
- You're dying?
- 406
- 00:23:38,348 --> 00:23:39,849
- Sure as hell am.
- 407
- 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:40,952
- Really dying?
- 408
- 00:23:41,585 --> 00:23:43,221
- Stage-four dying.
- 409
- 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,164
- I will be on my cell
- the whole time.
- 410
- 00:23:54,097 --> 00:23:55,396
- And how many days?
- 411
- 00:23:55,398 --> 00:23:56,766
- Like, two at the most.
- 412
- 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,967
- Three at the very, very most.
- 413
- 00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,134
- What about the party?
- 414
- 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:01,738
- I'll be back
- to help with the deliveries.
- 415
- 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,974
- Just give me something good,
- like boils or meningitis.
- 416
- 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:06,642
- - Can that go away in two days?
- - Oh...
- 417
- 00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:10,113
- - How often do I feed this one?
- - Every four hours.
- 418
- 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,215
- - 24/7?
- - Anything you want. Literally.
- 419
- 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,616
- My son. My good organs.
- I owe you my life.
- 420
- 00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:16,654
- I want a date.
- 421
- 00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:19,457
- I said anything you want.
- 422
- 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,960
- I want a date with you.
- 423
- 00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:28,631
- No, I am a mess. I can't...
- I can't date people I like.
- 424
- 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,899
- It wouldn't be fair to them.
- 425
- 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,135
- Well, I won't do it.
- 426
- 00:24:32,303 --> 00:24:33,738
- You want a date?
- 427
- 00:24:34,672 --> 00:24:36,575
- - With me? With this?
- - Yes.
- 428
- 00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:39,240
- Yes.
- 429
- 00:24:39,242 --> 00:24:41,411
- I have faith that I haven't
- seen the best of you.
- 430
- 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,078
- Laura!
- 431
- 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,817
- Shit! Okay.
- Just give me something good.
- 432
- 00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:48,720
- - Go.
- - Okay.
- 433
- 00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:53,422
- Why did he only take
- five of them?
- 434
- 00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:55,490
- It's a horror show back there.
- 435
- 00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:57,927
- Well, these have more special
- needs than the others.
- 436
- 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,961
- Well, one need
- should be a new face.
- 437
- 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:02,797
- Those are two of the ugliest
- dogs I've ever seen.
- 438
- 00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:11,807
- ♪♪ I wanna rock now
- 439
- 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:13,477
- ♪♪ Rock this joint tonight
- 440
- 00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:18,581
- ♪♪ Oh, I wanna rock now
- 441
- 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,485
- ♪♪ Rock this joint tonight
- 442
- 00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:25,121
- ♪♪ I feel like partying ♪♪
- 443
- 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:28,356
- - There's an old bow and arrow back here.
- - Uh, uh, uh, don't touch.
- 444
- 00:25:28,358 --> 00:25:31,395
- I'm trying to get on Antiques Roadshow.
- That's worth a fortune!
- 445
- 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,631
- Or nothing. I'm not positive.
- 446
- 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,037
- Why is the car shaking?
- 447
- 00:25:41,404 --> 00:25:43,238
- Did you fill her up
- before we started?
- 448
- 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,974
- Why would I fill it up?
- 449
- 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,843
- Well, who goes on a road trip
- without filling up the tank?
- 450
- 00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,280
- It's not even my car!
- 451
- 00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:55,316
- Hey. Be calm, be calm.
- 452
- 00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:57,920
- How can I stay calm?
- We're gonna get rear-ended.
- 453
- 00:25:57,922 --> 00:26:00,355
- - Can I get over there?
- - Yeah, yeah, now.
- 454
- 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,097
- You better get out and push.
- 455
- 00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:12,436
- - Me? Why not you?
- - I'm 85. I don't push.
- 456
- 00:26:25,849 --> 00:26:27,217
- God damn it.
- 457
- 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,690
- I've got to
- change my diaper.
- 458
- 00:26:34,692 --> 00:26:36,426
- I'll see you
- chickenshits later.
- 459
- 00:26:44,701 --> 00:26:45,834
- I have emotional amnesia.
- 460
- 00:26:45,836 --> 00:26:48,036
- I don't know why
- I said yes to this.
- 461
- 00:26:48,038 --> 00:26:50,442
- Mom, you just need
- to stick to the course, okay?
- 462
- 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,074
- Okay.
- 463
- 00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:56,545
- Oregon tonight, San Francisco
- tomorrow, L.A. on Friday, okay?
- 464
- 00:26:56,547 --> 00:26:58,613
- If we, if we just stick
- to the schedule exactly,
- 465
- 00:26:58,615 --> 00:27:00,585
- this will be a blip
- in our lives.
- 466
- 00:27:04,654 --> 00:27:07,488
- Oh, God, I had a feeling.
- 467
- 00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:10,459
- Oh, God. I knew this was
- that kind of a neighborhood.
- 468
- 00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:11,561
- I knew it.
- 469
- 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,661
- What kind of neighborhood?
- 470
- 00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,833
- The kind that doesn't spay
- or neuter.
- 471
- 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,234
- He looks like a runner.
- 472
- 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,737
- Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no!
- 473
- 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,771
- Stay.
- 474
- 00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:24,440
- Mom,
- we have too many dogs.
- 475
- 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,075
- I know, Henry. Jesus.
- I live in our house.
- 476
- 00:27:27,077 --> 00:27:29,146
- Relax. I'm just saying.
- 477
- 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,546
- Okay. All right.
- 478
- 00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:33,716
- If I...
- If I call it over and it runs,
- 479
- 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:36,117
- then... Then we just
- let it run, right?
- 480
- 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,220
- It does look like a runner.
- It's definitely a runner.
- 481
- 00:27:38,222 --> 00:27:40,055
- And I don't have my good shoes
- or my kit,
- 482
- 00:27:40,057 --> 00:27:42,257
- so I'm not going to go chase
- after it, right?
- 483
- 00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:44,459
- That's a runner
- if I ever saw one.
- 484
- 00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:45,697
- Yeah, it's gonna run.
- 485
- 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:49,834
- Come here, puppy.
- 486
- 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,369
- Come here.
- 487
- 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,303
- Fuck.
- 488
- 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,174
- No tag, no collar.
- 489
- 00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:00,843
- She's been on the streets
- for a while.
- 490
- 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,680
- Oh, God, she's cute.
- Don't look at her.
- 491
- 00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:07,150
- - Who the hell's that?
- - Nobody.
- 492
- 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:10,052
- Nobody. She probably belongs to
- the owner across the street.
- 493
- 00:28:10,054 --> 00:28:12,157
- Well, maybe she belongs
- to the gas station.
- 494
- 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:16,326
- She belongs to me.
- 495
- 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,229
- They all do.
- 496
- 00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:22,797
- Can't you tell?
- She knew I would be here.
- 497
- 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,467
- She knew. She knew.
- They all know.
- 498
- 00:28:25,469 --> 00:28:27,505
- All of them. They all know.
- 499
- 00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:31,641
- Jesus.
- 500
- 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,276
- You're like the Pied Piper
- of mange.
- 501
- 00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:41,551
- ♪♪ Congratulations, honey
- 502
- 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,322
- ♪♪ If you found somebody new
- 503
- 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:52,929
- ♪♪ Yeah, congratulations, honey
- If you found... ♪♪
- 504
- 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,595
- Well, that took
- barely a minute,
- 505
- 00:28:54,597 --> 00:28:56,701
- and we picked up a dog
- along the way.
- 506
- 00:28:58,999 --> 00:28:59,602
- I'd call it a success.
- 507
- 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:03,037
- Yeah, that's exactly how I envisioned
- the first hour of this trip.
- 508
- 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:06,542
- One more thing to hide
- from my therapist.
- 509
- 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:09,577
- Where did you
- get this negativity?
- 510
- 00:29:09,579 --> 00:29:11,380
- You used to laugh more.
- 511
- 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:14,516
- - I used to be able to make you laugh.
- - You never made me laugh.
- 512
- 00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:16,051
- I was always laughing.
- 513
- 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:17,753
- Yeah, at me.
- 514
- 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:20,892
- Well, I had to.
- It was either that or cry.
- 515
- 00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:24,692
- You better let go
- of some of that anger,
- 516
- 00:29:24,694 --> 00:29:28,063
- or you'll end up
- a pissed-off old spinster.
- 517
- 00:29:28,065 --> 00:29:30,999
- You're about one
- four-legged creature away.
- 518
- 00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,471
- Dad. Dad.
- 519
- 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,408
- Oh, that's so funny!
- 520
- 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:42,044
- Oh, thank you, Father.
- Thank you so much.
- 521
- 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:45,447
- Like... Like I need to worry
- about being a spinster,
- 522
- 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:48,217
- on top of all the other things that
- I'm constantly worrying about.
- 523
- 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,852
- That's... That's...
- 524
- 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:52,487
- I mean, as if there isn't
- enough social media
- 525
- 00:29:52,489 --> 00:29:55,324
- telling me that I need
- to find a man. Yeah.
- 526
- 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,625
- What? What?
- I'm not getting the signals!
- 527
- 00:29:57,627 --> 00:30:00,228
- What? What? I need a man?
- 528
- 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:03,866
- How bad is it to be alone?
- I can't hear. What?
- 529
- 00:30:04,999 --> 00:30:06,671
- Oh... See? I still laugh.
- 530
- 00:30:07,837 --> 00:30:10,139
- I didn't buy it.
- 531
- 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,677
- ♪♪ Just as glad as I could be
- 532
- 00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,277
- ♪♪ Yeah
- Oh, yeah
- 533
- 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,314
- ♪♪ Go along
- and have your fun... ♪♪
- 534
- 00:30:19,316 --> 00:30:20,915
- Where are we?
- Where did... Where...
- 535
- 00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:24,286
- Is there really
- a CPK around here?
- 536
- 00:30:24,288 --> 00:30:27,157
- What is going on?
- Did you change my navigation?
- 537
- 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,257
- Huh?
- 538
- 00:30:29,259 --> 00:30:31,095
- Did you change this?
- 539
- 00:30:31,628 --> 00:30:33,328
- Yeah.
- 540
- 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:35,396
- This is the wrong route.
- 541
- 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:36,466
- What... Did you do this?
- 542
- 00:30:40,237 --> 00:30:42,238
- You changed it? Henry!
- 543
- 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,773
- He gave me $20 when you
- were in the gas station.
- 544
- 00:30:44,775 --> 00:30:46,508
- Okay, no.
- 545
- 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:49,478
- No, there's not gonna be any weird
- little pit stops along the way.
- 546
- 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,613
- No, we have to make it
- to California by Friday.
- 547
- 00:30:51,615 --> 00:30:52,849
- - Well...
- - No.
- 548
- 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,382
- Stanley is already
- expecting us.
- 549
- 00:30:54,384 --> 00:30:56,183
- He may even have dinner ready.
- 550
- 00:30:56,185 --> 00:31:00,388
- Stanley, art forger Stanley? No,
- he's involved in illegal activity.
- 551
- 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:02,624
- I don't want Henry anywhere near him.
- Absolutely not.
- 552
- 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,459
- We have to be in California
- by Friday.
- 553
- 00:31:04,461 --> 00:31:06,396
- What kind of illegal activity?
- 554
- 00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:09,297
- Well, the good kind,
- of course.
- 555
- 00:31:09,299 --> 00:31:13,501
- Absolutely not. No.
- We are staying at a Red Roof.
- 556
- 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:16,505
- The only known criminal we're
- spending time with is you.
- 557
- 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,980
- Well, we're here.
- 558
- 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:29,019
- I hope that line of yours
- is powder.
- 559
- 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,988
- Hey! Shit.
- 560
- 00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:36,360
- Here's the son of a bitch.
- 561
- 00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:40,696
- Oh, man.
- 562
- 00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:43,164
- - Who are these people?
- - Old friends of your grandfather's.
- 563
- 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,568
- Don't inhale anything.
- 564
- 00:31:46,135 --> 00:31:48,469
- Well, hello.
- 565
- 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,575
- - Hi, Stan.
- - Don't you look beautiful.
- 566
- 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:56,547
- Oh. You look
- just like your mother.
- 567
- 00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:00,048
- God rest her soul.
- 568
- 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:03,754
- Where is your precious
- little baby?
- 569
- 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:05,622
- Hi.
- 570
- 00:32:06,088 --> 00:32:07,325
- Oh, my God.
- 571
- 00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:10,795
- Isn't he gorgeous?
- 572
- 00:32:11,528 --> 00:32:14,563
- Hey. Come on in.
- 573
- 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,097
- You remember Jed?
- 574
- 00:32:16,099 --> 00:32:18,299
- - Hi, Jed.
- - Hey! Hey!
- 575
- 00:32:18,301 --> 00:32:21,370
- Hey, give me a hug,
- you old cripple.
- 576
- 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,872
- - I like you, Jack.
- - I know you do.
- 577
- 00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:26,609
- He's been talking about you
- for two days straight.
- 578
- 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,914
- They Skype each other
- every Saturday night.
- 579
- 00:32:30,815 --> 00:32:32,748
- Jack, will you Skype with me?
- 580
- 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,949
- Well, no,
- now I'm here in person.
- 581
- 00:32:34,951 --> 00:32:39,453
- You can see how handsome I am,
- you know, so close up.
- 582
- 00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:42,892
- Uh, tell Jed, uh, to show you
- his room, Laura.
- 583
- 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,626
- Okay. All right.
- But only just for a minute,
- 584
- 00:32:45,628 --> 00:32:47,763
- because this was supposed
- to be a very quick trip.
- 585
- 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:51,033
- Oh, nonsense.
- I've got dinner on the stove,
- 586
- 00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:53,936
- and the guest room sheets
- have barely been slept in.
- 587
- 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:57,972
- - Oh, wonderful.
- - Yeah, be there in a minute, Stan.
- 588
- 00:32:57,974 --> 00:33:01,311
- Yeah, I'm on it, Sofia. Prada
- wallets for the gift bags. Done.
- 589
- 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,280
- Um, no, yes,
- boils are very contagious,
- 590
- 00:33:06,282 --> 00:33:08,784
- but I think it's best that I
- work from home for a few days.
- 591
- 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:10,451
- No, don't be concerned
- about yourself.
- 592
- 00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:12,019
- I'm sure it's just
- an ingrown hair.
- 593
- 00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:14,155
- Okay, thanks. Bye.
- 594
- 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,623
- - Sorry.
- - A little more. A little more.
- 595
- 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:16,994
- Sorry, it's just my boss.
- 596
- 00:33:18,929 --> 00:33:23,164
- Making the deals and mergers.
- 597
- 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:27,268
- I always knew you'd be
- a successful businesswoman.
- 598
- 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:29,671
- - I'm not a businesswoman.
- - No, she's an executive.
- 599
- 00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:32,274
- Assistant.
- I'm an executive assistant.
- 600
- 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,513
- Yeah, well,
- "executive" is in it, yeah?
- 601
- 00:33:42,118 --> 00:33:43,986
- This tastes like candy corn.
- 602
- 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:47,959
- Well, it should, because
- it's a candy corn casserole.
- 603
- 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,159
- - Really?
- - Hmm.
- 604
- 00:33:51,161 --> 00:33:54,028
- Jed loves candy corn.
- 605
- 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:57,034
- Every bite
- has something sweet.
- 606
- 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,036
- I like candy corn, Jack.
- 607
- 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:04,907
- So do I, Jed.
- Not only on Halloween.
- 608
- 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,409
- It's been too long.
- 609
- 00:34:07,411 --> 00:34:11,179
- What happened to that
- wonderful husband of yours?
- 610
- 00:34:11,181 --> 00:34:12,581
- He left us.
- 611
- 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,249
- No.
- 612
- 00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:16,751
- Well, he left me,
- actually, not Henry.
- 613
- 00:34:16,753 --> 00:34:18,854
- - He left me, too.
- - Oh...
- 614
- 00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:25,026
- Well, he has chronic fatigue, so basically
- he was too tired to love us properly.
- 615
- 00:34:25,028 --> 00:34:27,465
- Well, I'd still like to
- string him up by his feet.
- 616
- 00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:31,700
- We're all each other has got.
- 617
- 00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:33,568
- And it just tickles me
- to death
- 618
- 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:37,007
- to see you and your father
- spending time together.
- 619
- 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,508
- He talks about you
- all the time.
- 620
- 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,012
- Yeah, mostly complaints.
- 621
- 00:34:43,213 --> 00:34:44,514
- Family.
- 622
- 00:34:45,849 --> 00:34:47,784
- That's all there is.
- 623
- 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,552
- Isn't that right, Jed?
- 624
- 00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:53,624
- - Do you like me, Jack?
- - Sure do.
- 625
- 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:59,260
- - Are you my friend, Jack?
- - Sure am.
- 626
- 00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,262
- Fuck yeah.
- 627
- 00:35:01,264 --> 00:35:04,134
- I feel the same way.
- "Fuck yeah."
- 628
- 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,583
- Uh, thank you, Hoight.
- You're a man of your word.
- 629
- 00:35:21,585 --> 00:35:23,153
- Now, where did you
- put the plant?
- 630
- 00:35:25,054 --> 00:35:28,389
- What do you mean?
- I still have it down my pants.
- 631
- 00:35:28,391 --> 00:35:29,860
- Oh, geez.
- 632
- 00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,130
- I think it gave me a rash.
- 633
- 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:37,465
- I don't want to hear
- about your rash.
- 634
- 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:40,971
- Now, the point is,
- I can trust you, huh?
- 635
- 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,008
- Do you know why we're here?
- 636
- 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:46,742
- To visit Stanley and his son?
- 637
- 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:47,812
- That, and?
- 638
- 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:50,515
- I don't know. To annoy my mom?
- 639
- 00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:53,481
- I'm a drug dealer, Hoight.
- 640
- 00:35:53,483 --> 00:35:57,987
- I know I may look out of my prime,
- but I'm just getting started.
- 641
- 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:03,124
- There's $200,000 worth
- of weed in there.
- 642
- 00:36:03,126 --> 00:36:04,561
- Go on, now. Take a look.
- 643
- 00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:13,934
- We've been driving
- with this in the car?
- 644
- 00:36:13,936 --> 00:36:17,037
- - That's real illegal.
- - Oh, you sound like your mother.
- 645
- 00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:19,141
- I thought
- I could tell you things.
- 646
- 00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:20,976
- She's gonna be really pissed.
- 647
- 00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:24,248
- All my customers are lined up.
- I need a partner.
- 648
- 00:36:25,715 --> 00:36:28,485
- I can't unload it on my own.
- 649
- 00:36:29,385 --> 00:36:30,521
- Partner?
- 650
- 00:36:31,288 --> 00:36:33,155
- What kind of partner?
- 651
- 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,322
- You help me
- get rid of the weed,
- 652
- 00:36:35,324 --> 00:36:38,427
- and I'll send you money
- on your birthday.
- 653
- 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,494
- That's what
- normal grandpas do, anyway.
- 654
- 00:36:40,496 --> 00:36:43,733
- Great. Then you'll be getting
- what you've always wanted.
- 655
- 00:36:48,271 --> 00:36:51,940
- Would we all go to jail
- if we got caught, or just you?
- 656
- 00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:54,708
- Just me, you little shit.
- 657
- 00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:57,547
- I also wrote a note,
- just in case.
- 658
- 00:36:59,315 --> 00:37:03,253
- "This weed is property of Jack Jaconi.
- Thank you for your time."
- 659
- 00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:07,524
- You think it'll hold up
- in court?
- 660
- 00:37:08,157 --> 00:37:09,559
- It should.
- 661
- 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,100
- All right. I'll help you.
- 662
- 00:37:20,936 --> 00:37:26,643
- Well, Lindsay Lohan seems to be
- getting her act together, isn't she?
- 663
- 00:37:28,411 --> 00:37:32,014
- - I'm pulling for her.
- - Yeah, me too, Jack.
- 664
- 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:34,452
- And Boy George is a Buddhist.
- 665
- 00:37:35,117 --> 00:37:37,219
- I knew I liked him.
- 666
- 00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:40,523
- Oh, my God, this kid,
- Macaulay Culkin.
- 667
- 00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:45,128
- Oh, is he going
- through some shit.
- 668
- 00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,302
- I'm tired.
- 669
- 00:37:54,304 --> 00:37:56,574
- - Well, I guess this is good night.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 670
- 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,374
- Sure. Sure is.
- 671
- 00:38:01,777 --> 00:38:02,980
- Well, good night.
- 672
- 00:38:03,746 --> 00:38:04,949
- Night.
- 673
- 00:38:08,585 --> 00:38:10,751
- You know...
- 674
- 00:38:10,753 --> 00:38:12,753
- I don't want this
- to seem like an apology,
- 675
- 00:38:12,755 --> 00:38:16,325
- but, uh, I shouldn't have
- complained about staying here.
- 676
- 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:21,463
- You know, Stanley is so nice, and Jed is
- great, and it's just nice to see them.
- 677
- 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:25,566
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. No problem.
- 678
- 00:38:25,568 --> 00:38:31,175
- So, uh, so, here's to a super
- fun, but straightforward trip.
- 679
- 00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:36,946
- I'm glad we're getting
- to spend some time together.
- 680
- 00:38:39,115 --> 00:38:41,418
- And thank you for the money.
- 681
- 00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:46,153
- Okay.
- 682
- 00:38:46,155 --> 00:38:49,291
- Hey, are you going to
- sleep with Loretta?
- 683
- 00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,461
- Why? Do you want to?
- 684
- 00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:53,797
- Yeah. Why not?
- 685
- 00:39:06,943 --> 00:39:09,980
- Well, yeah, listen. Yeah.
- 686
- 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:14,215
- I'm an asshole, Loretta.
- 687
- 00:39:14,217 --> 00:39:16,152
- I really am.
- I don't deserve this.
- 688
- 00:39:19,556 --> 00:39:22,525
- You're just like
- all the other girls. Huh?
- 689
- 00:39:24,293 --> 00:39:26,029
- Your heart's too big.
- 690
- 00:39:33,903 --> 00:39:38,108
- Uh, anyone care to join me
- in the Jacuzzi?
- 691
- 00:39:44,146 --> 00:39:45,516
- No, thank you.
- 692
- 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,085
- No? Laura.
- 693
- 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:49,987
- No, thanks.
- 694
- 00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:51,721
- Oh...
- 695
- 00:39:53,222 --> 00:39:54,557
- All right, then.
- 696
- 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:06,437
- Good morning!
- 697
- 00:40:08,137 --> 00:40:10,139
- Where is everyone?
- 698
- 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,706
- They went
- to Little Big Burger.
- 699
- 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:14,441
- But it's 7:00 a.m.
- 700
- 00:40:14,443 --> 00:40:18,215
- Well, you can call them, put
- in your order, if you like.
- 701
- 00:40:23,018 --> 00:40:24,753
- I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
- 702
- 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,889
- There's no need to be nervous.
- Did you measure it out?
- 703
- 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:29,257
- I put it in a diaper bag.
- 704
- 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:33,094
- Yeah, good. Good.
- I'll, uh, take it from there.
- 705
- 00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:36,833
- Your only job is to act like you
- don't give a shit. Can you do that?
- 706
- 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,211
- Jed, can you act cool?
- 707
- 00:40:51,213 --> 00:40:53,748
- Uh, I'm cool.
- 708
- 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,119
- Take a lesson from Jed.
- 709
- 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:20,043
- Jesus. That was cool?
- 710
- 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:22,677
- Sorry.
- 711
- 00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:25,345
- Scared of some Buddhist monks?
- 712
- 00:41:25,347 --> 00:41:29,117
- I've had more capable partners
- in a game of charades.
- 713
- 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,056
- Goodbye, Jack.
- 714
- 00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:35,492
- Uh...
- 715
- 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,329
- That's too much.
- 716
- 00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:45,235
- Enjoy it, you sly dog.
- 717
- 00:41:48,137 --> 00:41:50,171
- Arrivederci.
- 718
- 00:41:50,173 --> 00:41:51,876
- - Arrivederci.
- - Bye.
- 719
- 00:42:12,762 --> 00:42:16,831
- Hey. Hey!
- Stop at the next rest stop.
- 720
- 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,700
- I need to change my diaper.
- 721
- 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,568
- Okay, you don't have
- to say that.
- 722
- 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:22,202
- You can just say,
- "I have to use the restroom."
- 723
- 00:42:22,204 --> 00:42:25,472
- - Hoight, hand me a diaper.
- - Just saying, you know?
- 724
- 00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:27,075
- Asking for a diaper
- as opposed to
- 725
- 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,543
- asking for a restroom
- is a little candid.
- 726
- 00:42:29,545 --> 00:42:31,079
- Some people might think
- that's rude.
- 727
- 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:34,351
- Well, I think they're rude.
- Judging a man by his diapers.
- 728
- 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:38,088
- I don't like the fact
- that I have to wear them.
- 729
- 00:42:46,429 --> 00:42:47,896
- Sofia, I know
- you're frustrated,
- 730
- 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,563
- but it's going to be
- a couple of days. I...
- 731
- 00:42:49,565 --> 00:42:51,233
- Well, no,
- I know you didn't see them,
- 732
- 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,068
- because they're in my scalp
- and on my feet.
- 733
- 00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:58,907
- ♪♪ Cruising on the highway
- With my friend's top down
- 734
- 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,708
- ♪♪ And we're all on our way
- 735
- 00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:02,844
- It's itching
- like you can't even imagine.
- 736
- 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,512
- You thought your face... A bunch
- of confirmation calls back.
- 737
- 00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:08,215
- ♪♪ Laughing at the those cars
- we are passing
- 738
- 00:43:08,217 --> 00:43:12,387
- ♪♪ As we're sucking down
- that funny funny weed
- 739
- 00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:17,191
- ♪♪ Oh yeah
- 740
- 00:43:17,193 --> 00:43:19,594
- What is that smell? Do you smell that?
- It smells like pot.
- 741
- 00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:22,630
- It's patchouli. I wear it now.
- 742
- 00:43:22,632 --> 00:43:24,865
- Gross.
- 743
- 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:26,903
- I think it might attract
- a different kind of girl.
- 744
- 00:43:28,371 --> 00:43:30,907
- Found him near the bathroom.
- 745
- 00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:33,708
- I think he's a little blind.
- 746
- 00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:37,144
- What? Why? No, no, no!
- We cannot take any more dogs.
- 747
- 00:43:37,146 --> 00:43:38,878
- Of course you can.
- 748
- 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,618
- I mean, what sort of person would
- have dumped old milky eyes?
- 749
- 00:43:44,487 --> 00:43:49,025
- ♪♪ Oh yeah
- 750
- 00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,669
- ♪♪ Yeah
- 751
- 00:44:08,244 --> 00:44:12,414
- ♪♪ Walks in sandy dunes
- Hot day, mid-June
- 752
- 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:16,153
- ♪♪ Naked kids, running wild,
- and free
- 753
- 00:44:17,286 --> 00:44:20,621
- ♪♪ Yeah
- 754
- 00:44:20,623 --> 00:44:25,427
- ♪♪ Oh yeah
- 755
- 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:32,135
- ♪♪ Oh yeah ♪♪
- 756
- 00:44:34,536 --> 00:44:37,306
- Yeah, you're a pretty
- good partner, uh, Hoight.
- 757
- 00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:42,844
- I never thought of myself as a
- drug dealer, but I enjoy it.
- 758
- 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:44,711
- I might continue
- down this path.
- 759
- 00:44:44,713 --> 00:44:47,947
- Oh, no, no, no. The drug
- dealing isn't for you.
- 760
- 00:44:47,949 --> 00:44:52,019
- That was a temporary job. You
- can move on to better products.
- 761
- 00:44:52,021 --> 00:44:54,789
- - Like cocaine?
- - No.
- 762
- 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:57,161
- Like your art,
- you little shit.
- 763
- 00:45:00,329 --> 00:45:02,028
- My drawings freak people out.
- 764
- 00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:04,699
- Yeah, well,
- all good art does that.
- 765
- 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:08,168
- Yeah, take a
- look, uh, at that fellow, Crumb.
- 766
- 00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:11,305
- - I mean, he made a decent living.
- - Crumb?
- 767
- 00:45:11,307 --> 00:45:13,275
- Yeah, you know,
- the guy who took all that LSD.
- 768
- 00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:15,443
- I mean, you could do
- something like that.
- 769
- 00:45:15,445 --> 00:45:17,345
- But I don't want
- to take a lot of LSD.
- 770
- 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,447
- You don't have to.
- 771
- 00:45:19,449 --> 00:45:23,320
- But people will be talking
- about your art.
- 772
- 00:45:25,188 --> 00:45:27,555
- What if they're only saying
- bad things?
- 773
- 00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:30,726
- Doesn't matter. It's the talk.
- 774
- 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,728
- And, uh, I think that,
- you know,
- 775
- 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:36,063
- all those
- weird drawings you do,
- 776
- 00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:38,235
- they're all right,
- they're all right.
- 777
- 00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:43,037
- I just don't want to be seen in
- one of them one day, you know.
- 778
- 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:44,274
- Okay?
- 779
- 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,441
- I don't know why you
- complained about Jack so much.
- 780
- 00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:49,776
- I like him.
- 781
- 00:45:49,778 --> 00:45:51,412
- I didn't.
- 782
- 00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:54,682
- I used to overhear you and Dad
- talking about him in the bathroom.
- 783
- 00:45:54,684 --> 00:45:56,120
- Oh.
- 784
- 00:45:58,521 --> 00:46:00,588
- Do you miss
- having a guy around?
- 785
- 00:46:00,590 --> 00:46:01,692
- No.
- 786
- 00:46:06,094 --> 00:46:08,197
- I figured out
- how to masturbate on my own.
- 787
- 00:46:09,065 --> 00:46:10,898
- I just like his vibe.
- 788
- 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:12,534
- He said, if he's still alive
- next summer,
- 789
- 00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,769
- he'd take me to Venezuela and we'd
- hitchhike across the country.
- 790
- 00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:17,838
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Or the Cayman Islands.
- 791
- 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,708
- He said I really need
- to see the Cayman Islands.
- 792
- 00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:22,409
- Wouldn't get
- too attached, sweetheart.
- 793
- 00:46:22,411 --> 00:46:24,747
- You know, he's just
- a temporary situation.
- 794
- 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,650
- You don't know that.
- 795
- 00:46:29,652 --> 00:46:31,887
- Maybe I'll want to spend
- more time with him after this.
- 796
- 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:34,956
- No, I mean we're a temporary
- situation for him.
- 797
- 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:38,226
- There's a reason
- he doesn't know your name.
- 798
- 00:46:38,228 --> 00:46:41,929
- Maybe he just had to be
- reminded of how cool we were,
- 799
- 00:46:41,931 --> 00:46:43,634
- and he'll want to hang out
- with us from now on.
- 800
- 00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:49,873
- Yeah, maybe.
- 801
- 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:18,898
- Oh, sorry.
- 802
- 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,871
- Blind Poodle wanted
- to smoke a little before bed.
- 803
- 00:47:22,838 --> 00:47:24,474
- Don't hurt my kid.
- 804
- 00:47:26,509 --> 00:47:29,909
- I'm fine, I got through it,
- but he's different.
- 805
- 00:47:29,911 --> 00:47:32,179
- Jesus, I'm not gonna hurt
- the little shit.
- 806
- 00:47:32,181 --> 00:47:33,882
- Okay, because he's sensitive.
- 807
- 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:36,887
- He... He can't handle the
- disappointment, okay? And...
- 808
- 00:47:38,554 --> 00:47:40,655
- And you have more power
- than you know.
- 809
- 00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:43,490
- You... You make people fall in
- love with you, and then you leave.
- 810
- 00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:44,992
- And he's not like me.
- 811
- 00:47:44,994 --> 00:47:47,329
- Okay, I know the drill. I've
- been through it my whole life.
- 812
- 00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:48,896
- But he's already gotten it
- from his dad,
- 813
- 00:47:48,898 --> 00:47:50,731
- and he doesn't need it
- from you, too.
- 814
- 00:47:50,733 --> 00:47:52,700
- His chronic-fatigue dad?
- 815
- 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:56,038
- Well, I never said he was professionally
- diagnosed, but, yeah, it could be true.
- 816
- 00:47:58,373 --> 00:48:01,811
- I'd hate to hear what you told,
- uh, the little shit about me.
- 817
- 00:48:03,447 --> 00:48:05,481
- What did you tell him
- about me?
- 818
- 00:48:07,483 --> 00:48:11,318
- - I said that you were temporary.
- - Oh... Oh...
- 819
- 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,990
- That you are
- a temporary situation.
- 820
- 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:18,362
- Well, good.
- That's about right.
- 821
- 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:20,961
- Okay. Well, it's better
- 822
- 00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:22,030
- - that he knows now.
- - Sure.
- 823
- 00:48:22,032 --> 00:48:23,463
- So this way he will
- not be disappointed.
- 824
- 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:24,433
- - Sure.
- - Okay.
- 825
- 00:48:42,518 --> 00:48:44,654
- Mom, what's wrong?
- 826
- 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:49,592
- I was just imagining what
- it would be like if you died.
- 827
- 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:55,229
- I was at a funeral, and
- there were a lot of people.
- 828
- 00:48:55,231 --> 00:48:56,433
- I hate it when you do that.
- 829
- 00:49:01,036 --> 00:49:05,107
- You were in a terrible head-on
- collision, and it was a closed casket.
- 830
- 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,175
- Enough.
- 831
- 00:49:07,177 --> 00:49:09,677
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I can't help it.
- 832
- 00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:11,581
- I just love you so much.
- 833
- 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,017
- Well, she's all right,
- your mother.
- 834
- 00:49:17,019 --> 00:49:18,519
- She's doing her best.
- 835
- 00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:20,354
- Was she always like this?
- 836
- 00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:24,758
- Well, she's always had a thing about
- people who aren't worthy of her.
- 837
- 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,461
- Yeah. She can't help it.
- 838
- 00:49:27,463 --> 00:49:30,197
- She... She likes an underdog.
- 839
- 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:32,233
- That's why
- she likes you so much.
- 840
- 00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:35,338
- - Well, I don't know about that.
- - She does. She told me.
- 841
- 00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:40,876
- She wants you to live with us
- and not with Jojo.
- 842
- 00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:43,714
- She said that?
- 843
- 00:49:48,117 --> 00:49:54,521
- Well, I am about to
- become her least favorite person
- 844
- 00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:56,226
- for the 35th year running.
- 845
- 00:49:56,925 --> 00:49:58,258
- What'd you do now?
- 846
- 00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,293
- Well, you see all this?
- 847
- 00:50:00,295 --> 00:50:03,998
- Your mom's not going to like
- to know who that's going to.
- 848
- 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,865
- I might need it
- to come from you.
- 849
- 00:50:05,867 --> 00:50:07,769
- I don't know any
- of your customers.
- 850
- 00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:09,903
- - Oh, you know one.
- - Who?
- 851
- 00:50:09,905 --> 00:50:12,606
- Uh, your father.
- 852
- 00:50:12,608 --> 00:50:15,742
- Yeah, he placed a pretty big order,
- and I can't afford to skip it.
- 853
- 00:50:15,744 --> 00:50:17,744
- But I don't want
- to see my dad.
- 854
- 00:50:17,746 --> 00:50:20,148
- Well, that's a little extreme.
- 855
- 00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:23,117
- - What did he ever do to you?
- - He left us.
- 856
- 00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:26,289
- Well, he's chronically fatigued.
- I mean, give the guy a break.
- 857
- 00:50:36,431 --> 00:50:39,833
- - So, I've been thinking.
- - Yeah?
- 858
- 00:50:39,835 --> 00:50:41,501
- Since we're gonna
- pass through Sausalito...
- 859
- 00:50:41,503 --> 00:50:42,702
- No.
- 860
- 00:50:42,704 --> 00:50:43,905
- You don't know what
- I'm gonna ask.
- 861
- 00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:46,206
- - Okay, go ahead.
- - No.
- 862
- 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:48,210
- - You've already said no.
- - Good.
- 863
- 00:50:53,081 --> 00:50:55,383
- I want to see him.
- It's been three years.
- 864
- 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,017
- Why? Are we not enough?
- 865
- 00:50:57,019 --> 00:50:59,121
- Uh, don't bring me into this.
- 866
- 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,923
- Pretend you're a therapist
- right now.
- 867
- 00:51:02,925 --> 00:51:05,059
- - Okay. Do you need closure?
- - Yes.
- 868
- 00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:06,263
- No.
- 869
- 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:11,168
- Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
- 870
- 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:13,269
- No.
- 871
- 00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:16,838
- The truth is,
- 872
- 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,740
- I've been feeling like something's
- missing for a long time,
- 873
- 00:51:19,742 --> 00:51:25,213
- and I don't know if he's the answer
- or not, but I have questions.
- 874
- 00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,050
- I deserve to know why he left.
- 875
- 00:51:34,222 --> 00:51:37,157
- You want to know why
- I have no friends?
- 876
- 00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:40,163
- Because the guys in the locker
- room call me a bastard.
- 877
- 00:51:41,463 --> 00:51:43,363
- You didn't tell me that.
- 878
- 00:51:43,365 --> 00:51:44,568
- Not really.
- 879
- 00:51:46,068 --> 00:51:47,769
- I didn't want to make you
- feel bad.
- 880
- 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:51,037
- But I think it explains a lot.
- 881
- 00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:54,876
- Like why I'm not thriving at
- school like we all expected.
- 882
- 00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:58,682
- Why I'm underweight. School
- wasn't a safe space for me, and,
- 883
- 00:52:00,048 --> 00:52:02,883
- and now
- I'm left with questions.
- 884
- 00:52:02,885 --> 00:52:05,318
- Questions only he can answer.
- 885
- 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,990
- - I didn't know you cared so much.
- - Of course I do.
- 886
- 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:12,963
- You know one of the qualities
- of my essence is sensitivity.
- 887
- 00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:15,929
- No.
- 888
- 00:52:15,931 --> 00:52:17,067
- Shit.
- 889
- 00:52:19,869 --> 00:52:22,570
- Okay, we can stop. Okay.
- 890
- 00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:25,008
- And I will be with you
- the whole time.
- 891
- 00:52:29,244 --> 00:52:32,445
- ♪♪ There's something
- on my mind
- 892
- 00:52:32,447 --> 00:52:34,750
- ♪♪ I gotta say, love
- 893
- 00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:38,985
- ♪♪ So you know how I feel
- 894
- 00:52:38,987 --> 00:52:41,423
- ♪♪ When I'm away, love
- 895
- 00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:46,693
- ♪♪ I'm glad I knew you
- 896
- 00:52:46,695 --> 00:52:50,097
- ♪♪ I'm glad I knew you
- 897
- 00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:55,336
- ♪♪ I'm glad I knew you
- a while... ♪♪
- 898
- 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:58,338
- - Are you okay with this?
- - You're asking me now?
- 899
- 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,974
- Well, I know how you
- get around him.
- 900
- 00:53:00,976 --> 00:53:03,443
- It was humiliating
- for a father,
- 901
- 00:53:03,445 --> 00:53:05,813
- seeing you run after him
- in high school.
- 902
- 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:07,715
- And those posters you made.
- 903
- 00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,115
- - Oh, my God.
- - I was 17.
- 904
- 00:53:09,117 --> 00:53:11,688
- - Yeah, couldn't take a hint, huh?
- - Jack Jaconi?
- 905
- 00:53:12,188 --> 00:53:13,487
- Uh...
- 906
- 00:53:13,489 --> 00:53:16,691
- Jesus Christ, man.
- I was sure you were dead.
- 907
- 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,258
- And I remember
- you being better-looking.
- 908
- 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,128
- Good thing we're both wrong.
- 909
- 00:53:21,130 --> 00:53:23,633
- You remember your ex-wife?
- 910
- 00:53:25,367 --> 00:53:26,735
- Yeah, sure.
- 911
- 00:53:27,503 --> 00:53:28,805
- Sure I do.
- 912
- 00:53:31,273 --> 00:53:33,476
- Well, aren't you a sight
- for sore eyes.
- 913
- 00:53:35,344 --> 00:53:36,746
- Hi, Leonard.
- 914
- 00:53:39,047 --> 00:53:40,349
- Hey, kid.
- 915
- 00:53:41,717 --> 00:53:42,918
- How old are you now?
- 916
- 00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:45,485
- You do the math.
- 917
- 00:53:45,487 --> 00:53:47,854
- He takes a little
- getting used to.
- 918
- 00:53:47,856 --> 00:53:49,590
- Come on with me to the car.
- 919
- 00:53:49,592 --> 00:53:51,157
- I've got about
- 14 more dogs there.
- 920
- 00:53:51,159 --> 00:53:52,728
- You can give me a hand.
- 921
- 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,534
- How do you want to do this?
- 922
- 00:54:00,536 --> 00:54:02,903
- Do you want me by your side, or
- do you want to talk to him alone?
- 923
- 00:54:02,905 --> 00:54:05,572
- - I don't really care anymore.
- - What?
- 924
- 00:54:05,574 --> 00:54:09,745
- I got the answer I needed. He's
- just a, he's just a douche.
- 925
- 00:54:48,284 --> 00:54:50,153
- So, hey,
- what's your problem, kid?
- 926
- 00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:02,699
- That supposed to be me?
- 927
- 00:55:05,067 --> 00:55:06,302
- It's your soul.
- 928
- 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,275
- I mean,
- it was really small.
- 929
- 00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:16,577
- Yeah, accurate.
- 930
- 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,315
- That's not nice.
- 931
- 00:55:19,782 --> 00:55:22,816
- What? He's angry.
- And he has every right to be.
- 932
- 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,485
- I don't blame him,
- I guess, little shit.
- 933
- 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,021
- Come on, one more,
- for old time's sake.
- 934
- 00:55:30,259 --> 00:55:31,427
- You...
- 935
- 00:55:31,927 --> 00:55:33,028
- Mmm...
- 936
- 00:55:34,262 --> 00:55:35,729
- You know,
- I'm real happy to see you
- 937
- 00:55:35,731 --> 00:55:37,563
- and your old man
- get along so well.
- 938
- 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:38,999
- Yeah.
- 939
- 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:43,269
- I'm working on letting it go.
- 940
- 00:55:43,271 --> 00:55:46,139
- - In with the good, out with the bad.
- - Right.
- 941
- 00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:49,275
- Yeah, so he wasn't there ever.
- 942
- 00:55:49,277 --> 00:55:51,711
- - Who needs someone around all the time?
- - Right.
- 943
- 00:55:51,713 --> 00:55:53,981
- So he...
- He never drove carpool.
- 944
- 00:55:53,983 --> 00:55:58,885
- So he bought my first car with the
- money he got beating a Belgian casino.
- 945
- 00:55:58,887 --> 00:56:02,222
- - That's pretty cool, isn't it?
- - You're a wise woman.
- 946
- 00:56:02,224 --> 00:56:05,392
- I'm not trying
- to change anyone, you know?
- 947
- 00:56:05,394 --> 00:56:08,862
- An elephant will always
- be an elephant.
- 948
- 00:56:08,864 --> 00:56:10,563
- - He will never be a monkey.
- - A monkey.
- 949
- 00:56:10,565 --> 00:56:12,331
- Yes, I learned that from you.
- 950
- 00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:23,246
- You look lonely.
- 951
- 00:56:29,451 --> 00:56:31,420
- Yeah, I am.
- 952
- 00:56:49,838 --> 00:56:51,206
- Hey, Kirkie.
- 953
- 00:56:52,373 --> 00:56:54,777
- I thought you could use
- some more product.
- 954
- 00:56:56,012 --> 00:56:57,744
- Uh, no, no,
- I'm leaving the business.
- 955
- 00:56:57,746 --> 00:57:01,548
- Looking for something
- more family-oriented.
- 956
- 00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:06,420
- Marijuana's about to be legal
- anyway, so it's lost its fun.
- 957
- 00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:09,889
- Just want to get
- rid of it, that's all.
- 958
- 00:57:09,891 --> 00:57:12,461
- No, no, no, everything,
- everything's fine. Well...
- 959
- 00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:17,599
- Oh, just want to give you
- the best deal of your life.
- 960
- 00:57:53,068 --> 00:57:54,269
- What are you doing?
- 961
- 00:57:55,304 --> 00:57:58,072
- Oh, nothing, nothing.
- 962
- 00:57:58,074 --> 00:57:59,943
- Go to sleep. Go back to sleep.
- 963
- 00:58:30,505 --> 00:58:31,807
- I miss this.
- 964
- 00:58:33,574 --> 00:58:35,377
- Like waking up
- in a jigsaw puzzle.
- 965
- 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,015
- I can't move my leg.
- 966
- 00:58:41,282 --> 00:58:42,916
- Well, I wouldn't...
- 967
- 00:58:42,918 --> 00:58:44,952
- Yeah, I wouldn't.
- 968
- 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:47,156
- That brown one
- looks like he's comfortable.
- 969
- 00:58:50,425 --> 00:58:51,691
- You save all these guys?
- 970
- 00:58:51,693 --> 00:58:53,126
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 971
- 00:58:53,128 --> 00:58:56,729
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Some things never change, huh?
- 972
- 00:58:56,731 --> 00:58:58,934
- You're gonna save me
- one of these days.
- 973
- 00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:17,684
- Do you have any spare cash?
- 974
- 00:59:17,686 --> 00:59:20,022
- I need to send Henry
- to a special school.
- 975
- 00:59:22,056 --> 00:59:23,590
- What's wrong with him?
- 976
- 00:59:23,592 --> 00:59:26,526
- He's gay, or socially awkward,
- or brilliant.
- 977
- 00:59:26,528 --> 00:59:27,764
- Maybe all three.
- 978
- 00:59:29,898 --> 00:59:31,833
- Things are kind of tight
- around here.
- 979
- 00:59:33,568 --> 00:59:35,735
- Wait, what about Sofia?
- You still working for her?
- 980
- 00:59:35,737 --> 00:59:38,539
- - Can't you ask her?
- - No, I did.
- 981
- 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:41,842
- Working for her is really
- complicating our friendship.
- 982
- 00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:44,679
- What friendship? She always
- treated you like shit.
- 983
- 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:46,249
- She isn't all that bad.
- 984
- 00:59:48,550 --> 00:59:51,086
- I just wish I didn't have to
- go back and work for her.
- 985
- 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,023
- Well, we all
- gotta work, honey.
- 986
- 00:59:58,393 --> 00:59:59,596
- What do you do?
- 987
- 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:02,262
- - What do I do?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 988
- 01:00:02,264 --> 01:00:05,999
- I do a little of this.
- 989
- 01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:07,503
- A little of this.
- 990
- 01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:10,036
- A lot of this.
- 991
- 01:00:10,038 --> 01:00:12,909
- Leonard. Leonard.
- Leonard, come on. I'm serious.
- 992
- 01:00:13,442 --> 01:00:15,041
- I'm serious.
- 993
- 01:00:15,043 --> 01:00:18,181
- - Okay? Our kid needs help.
- - Well, we all need help, honey.
- 994
- 01:00:19,748 --> 01:00:21,451
- Look, in fact...
- 995
- 01:00:23,219 --> 01:00:26,320
- I was kind of hoping that I might be
- able to borrow some cash from you.
- 996
- 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:28,255
- - I'm thinking of going to Venezuela.
- - Okay.
- 997
- 01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,222
- - And then...
- - Do you care about Henry at all?
- 998
- 01:00:30,224 --> 01:00:33,860
- Well, sure I do,
- but you know me. I...
- 999
- 01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,028
- I'm not good
- at that kind of stuff.
- 1000
- 01:00:35,030 --> 01:00:36,597
- You're not good at what stuff?
- 1001
- 01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:40,066
- Loving your son? Taking care of him?
- Being responsible?
- 1002
- 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:43,068
- Yeah. Yeah, but you know what?
- You're good at that,
- 1003
- 01:00:43,070 --> 01:00:44,470
- and so the good news is,
- you know,
- 1004
- 01:00:44,472 --> 01:00:45,942
- we balance each other out.
- 1005
- 01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:53,046
- - Fuck.
- - What? What?
- 1006
- 01:00:53,048 --> 01:00:55,481
- - I'm so fucked up.
- - No, no, no. Come on.
- 1007
- 01:00:55,483 --> 01:00:57,383
- No, honey, come on.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1008
- 01:00:57,385 --> 01:00:58,719
- - No, no. Come on.
- - No.
- 1009
- 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,854
- - Stay here. Come on.
- - No. Ew, ew.
- 1010
- 01:01:00,856 --> 01:01:03,289
- - Stay here.
- - I'm so fucked up!
- 1011
- 01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:05,258
- I can't even
- tell my therapist everything.
- 1012
- 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:07,026
- That's how fucked up I am.
- 1013
- 01:01:07,028 --> 01:01:10,166
- So fucked up.
- You know what?
- 1014
- 01:01:11,532 --> 01:01:13,200
- I think you might be
- my father.
- 1015
- 01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:15,269
- You even wear
- the same deodorant.
- 1016
- 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,137
- Right, well, you know what?
- 1017
- 01:01:17,139 --> 01:01:20,273
- I'm not your father.
- Your father's me.
- 1018
- 01:01:20,275 --> 01:01:22,809
- Oh, God.
- 1019
- 01:01:22,811 --> 01:01:25,646
- I was messed up when I met
- you, and 18 years later,
- 1020
- 01:01:25,648 --> 01:01:26,713
- I still
- haven't learned anything.
- 1021
- 01:01:26,715 --> 01:01:28,315
- I am literally
- going backwards.
- 1022
- 01:01:28,317 --> 01:01:30,483
- You know, you don't give
- yourself enough credit, Laura.
- 1023
- 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:32,586
- You're smarter than you think.
- You do a lot of smart shit.
- 1024
- 01:01:32,588 --> 01:01:34,320
- Like what?
- 1025
- 01:01:34,322 --> 01:01:36,958
- Like divorcing me. That's big.
- 1026
- 01:01:37,592 --> 01:01:39,159
- You know what?
- 1027
- 01:01:39,161 --> 01:01:42,095
- You know, a lot of women, they
- get all wrapped up in all this,
- 1028
- 01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:44,699
- but you bailed
- at exactly the right time.
- 1029
- 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,465
- I mean, it wasn't gonna get
- any better.
- 1030
- 01:01:46,467 --> 01:01:48,802
- - It wasn't?
- - Mm, it wasn't.
- 1031
- 01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:51,604
- I mean, all them promises,
- they were bullshit, you know?
- 1032
- 01:01:51,606 --> 01:01:53,507
- I wasn't gonna change,
- and I still aren't.
- 1033
- 01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:56,443
- - So what are you saying?
- - I'm saying exactly what I'm saying.
- 1034
- 01:01:56,445 --> 01:01:58,012
- - You are, aren't you?
- - Yeah.
- 1035
- 01:01:58,014 --> 01:02:00,016
- I mean, I tell Misty
- that all the time.
- 1036
- 01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:03,749
- Please tell me Misty
- is your cat.
- 1037
- 01:02:03,751 --> 01:02:05,485
- You want me to tell you
- Misty's my cat?
- 1038
- 01:02:05,487 --> 01:02:07,686
- - Who is she?
- - My cat.
- 1039
- 01:02:07,688 --> 01:02:09,588
- - She's your wife, isn't she?
- - She is.
- 1040
- 01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:12,258
- - Jesus! Fuck!
- - Come on, I didn't tell you
- 1041
- 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,392
- 'cause I knew
- you'd freak out like this.
- 1042
- 01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:14,728
- Okay, you know what? Okay.
- 1043
- 01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:17,030
- So, what, and you tricked me
- into sleeping with you?
- 1044
- 01:02:17,032 --> 01:02:18,264
- Well, I didn't have
- to do much.
- 1045
- 01:02:18,266 --> 01:02:20,833
- You know what?
- You are a lousy father,
- 1046
- 01:02:20,835 --> 01:02:23,737
- and you're a lousy ex,
- and we both deserve better.
- 1047
- 01:02:23,739 --> 01:02:26,940
- Good for you! Hey, Laura!
- Good for you, honey!
- 1048
- 01:02:26,942 --> 01:02:28,811
- You're a lot tougher
- than you think.
- 1049
- 01:02:36,318 --> 01:02:37,519
- Hey, Laura?
- 1050
- 01:02:39,987 --> 01:02:41,223
- Laura?
- 1051
- 01:02:43,492 --> 01:02:44,527
- Hey.
- 1052
- 01:02:47,929 --> 01:02:50,599
- He's married, and I still
- want to be with him.
- 1053
- 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,369
- It's disgusting.
- He might as well be you.
- 1054
- 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:01,941
- I chose the worst possible
- father for my son,
- 1055
- 01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:04,543
- the worst possible man for me.
- 1056
- 01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:07,380
- Eighty percent of the time,
- I feel like total shit.
- 1057
- 01:03:07,382 --> 01:03:11,620
- Well, 20% is a pretty good
- amount of time to feel decent.
- 1058
- 01:03:13,155 --> 01:03:17,758
- Just tell me it's gonna be okay.
- Can you tell me that?
- 1059
- 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:23,664
- I don't know what it's going to
- be like, but I might have a plan.
- 1060
- 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:26,398
- It's knee-jerk,
- but it might work.
- 1061
- 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,635
- What should I do?
- 1062
- 01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:31,237
- Well, just keep doing
- what you're doing,
- 1063
- 01:03:31,239 --> 01:03:34,173
- but, uh, don't take
- any more bullshit.
- 1064
- 01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:36,008
- - You mean no more dogs?
- - No.
- 1065
- 01:03:36,010 --> 01:03:41,183
- I mean no more lying
- sons of bitches like Leonard.
- 1066
- 01:03:44,719 --> 01:03:46,788
- Hoight, get your things.
- We're leaving.
- 1067
- 01:03:49,391 --> 01:03:50,593
- Come here, Leonard.
- 1068
- 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,959
- What...
- What's the matter, Jack?
- 1069
- 01:03:53,961 --> 01:03:58,164
- Now, I'm not the type of man who throws a
- sucker punch, so this is your warning.
- 1070
- 01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,335
- I'm going to hit you now.
- 1071
- 01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:04,938
- Now, you listen good, 'cause I'm
- only going to say this once.
- 1072
- 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:08,807
- You stay away from my daughter
- and my grandson. You hear me?
- 1073
- 01:04:08,809 --> 01:04:13,313
- If you mess with them one more time,
- I'll make sure it's your last.
- 1074
- 01:04:13,315 --> 01:04:16,349
- Jesus Christ, Jack.
- I thought you were a Buddhist.
- 1075
- 01:04:16,351 --> 01:04:17,950
- Oh, I am.
- 1076
- 01:04:17,952 --> 01:04:21,423
- But you bring out the
- right-wing Christian in me.
- 1077
- 01:04:26,061 --> 01:04:27,063
- Hey!
- 1078
- 01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:29,662
- Hey.
- 1079
- 01:04:29,664 --> 01:04:32,567
- You, you really think
- I give a shit?
- 1080
- 01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:35,635
- Your whole family's crazy.
- 1081
- 01:04:35,637 --> 01:04:38,371
- I mean, whoever heard
- of a family drug deal, anyway?
- 1082
- 01:04:38,373 --> 01:04:40,175
- How much pot you have
- back there, Jack?
- 1083
- 01:04:42,844 --> 01:04:44,045
- Oh, you mean you don't know?
- 1084
- 01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:46,445
- Well...
- 1085
- 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:49,317
- Well, look in the trunk, sweetheart.
- You're a drug mule.
- 1086
- 01:04:50,985 --> 01:04:53,519
- At least I never dragged her
- into any of my scores, Jack.
- 1087
- 01:04:53,521 --> 01:04:55,688
- - What's he talking about?
- - Nothing.
- 1088
- 01:04:55,690 --> 01:04:58,025
- Open the trunk.
- 1089
- 01:04:58,027 --> 01:05:01,061
- - Do you promise not to be mad?
- - Open it.
- 1090
- 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,996
- Yeah, there's nothing
- in there, Henry.
- 1091
- 01:05:02,998 --> 01:05:05,298
- He's just trying to stir up trouble.
- That's all.
- 1092
- 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,400
- Don't open it.
- 1093
- 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:09,536
- - Don't you trust us, Mom?
- - Open the trunk!
- 1094
- 01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:10,806
- Yeah, come on.
- 1095
- 01:05:16,378 --> 01:05:18,713
- I couldn't let you
- throw out good product.
- 1096
- 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:36,695
- Is she dying?
- 1097
- 01:05:36,697 --> 01:05:40,099
- No, she's not dying. Let me
- work on her for a second.
- 1098
- 01:05:50,278 --> 01:05:52,612
- - Don't.
- - Look,
- 1099
- 01:05:52,614 --> 01:05:58,117
- I know how much you must
- hate me right now, but,
- 1100
- 01:05:58,119 --> 01:06:02,054
- but I don't think you're capable
- of turning your father in.
- 1101
- 01:06:02,056 --> 01:06:03,423
- You don't know me at all.
- 1102
- 01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:05,458
- I do, and I don't think
- you would do that.
- 1103
- 01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:09,896
- I am a mother. I could be arrested.
- Uh, Henry could be arrested.
- 1104
- 01:06:09,898 --> 01:06:11,363
- No one
- is going to be arrested.
- 1105
- 01:06:11,365 --> 01:06:13,298
- You... You don't know that.
- We don't all have your luck.
- 1106
- 01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:17,003
- I was trying to help the kid.
- You told me you needed help.
- 1107
- 01:06:17,005 --> 01:06:20,740
- And this was your solution?
- Trafficking drugs across the country?
- 1108
- 01:06:20,742 --> 01:06:23,142
- You know what?
- I don't know why I bother.
- 1109
- 01:06:23,144 --> 01:06:26,412
- I mean, you just...
- You just can't...
- 1110
- 01:06:26,414 --> 01:06:29,782
- You can't live without being
- a victim, can you? Huh?
- 1111
- 01:06:29,784 --> 01:06:33,086
- You'd rather suffer
- than see the good in a situation.
- 1112
- 01:06:33,088 --> 01:06:35,421
- Well, I nearly got enough
- for Henry's education.
- 1113
- 01:06:35,423 --> 01:06:38,590
- I'm not paying for Henry's
- school with drug money!
- 1114
- 01:06:38,592 --> 01:06:40,661
- Oh, yeah, punish the kid.
- That's smart.
- 1115
- 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,463
- Oh, don't you dare turn
- this around on me. I am mad!
- 1116
- 01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:46,800
- I'm the one that's mad.
- You disappointed me. Again!
- 1117
- 01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:50,003
- Again? I didn't know you were counting.
- How many times is it?
- 1118
- 01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:53,505
- My entire childhood. One
- disappointment after the next.
- 1119
- 01:06:53,507 --> 01:06:56,342
- You never came through. Dad, you
- never came through. Not once.
- 1120
- 01:06:56,344 --> 01:06:57,811
- Well, you're living,
- you're breathing.
- 1121
- 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,479
- I sure as hell
- didn't kill you.
- 1122
- 01:06:59,481 --> 01:07:02,449
- Oh, thank you so much for supplying
- the basics, Dad. Thank you.
- 1123
- 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:04,851
- The food and the water
- were brilliant.
- 1124
- 01:07:04,853 --> 01:07:08,588
- - Thank you!
- - Now you're being dramatic.
- 1125
- 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:11,394
- You... You don't have a clue,
- do you?
- 1126
- 01:07:16,831 --> 01:07:21,069
- How much time I spent
- waiting for you to show up.
- 1127
- 01:07:22,737 --> 01:07:24,704
- Disappearing for weeks on end,
- 1128
- 01:07:24,706 --> 01:07:28,041
- never being reachable when I
- was getting my heart broken.
- 1129
- 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:31,979
- Leaving me alone to take care of
- Jojo in that shitty apartment.
- 1130
- 01:07:31,981 --> 01:07:35,048
- I spent
- my entire childhood scared.
- 1131
- 01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:37,585
- Why weren't you there?
- I needed you, Dad.
- 1132
- 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:47,026
- Did you hear what I said?
- I said I needed you.
- 1133
- 01:07:55,804 --> 01:07:57,773
- I'm sorry you were scared.
- 1134
- 01:08:08,983 --> 01:08:11,517
- Please tell me
- that you are dying.
- 1135
- 01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:13,420
- You didn't lie about that,
- did you?
- 1136
- 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:16,225
- At least, please, please,
- tell me that that's true.
- 1137
- 01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:20,496
- We're all dying, really.
- 1138
- 01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:25,934
- I'm done. I'm done.
- 1139
- 01:08:26,568 --> 01:08:29,568
- I am so done!
- 1140
- 01:08:29,570 --> 01:08:31,638
- You can drive your own drugs
- around from now on.
- 1141
- 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,772
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 1142
- 01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:34,141
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- - You know what?
- 1143
- 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,910
- And find your own ride to L.A.
- because we are done.
- 1144
- 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,211
- You're really acting crazy.
- 1145
- 01:08:38,213 --> 01:08:39,545
- It's you that's going to
- get us arrested.
- 1146
- 01:08:39,547 --> 01:08:41,313
- You know,
- and you are selfish.
- 1147
- 01:08:41,315 --> 01:08:44,550
- You are absolutely incapable of
- putting anyone else before yourself.
- 1148
- 01:08:44,552 --> 01:08:46,620
- Maybe you could be happier
- if you did the same.
- 1149
- 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,921
- I mean, you wouldn't be so
- goddamn miserable all the time.
- 1150
- 01:08:48,923 --> 01:08:50,089
- - Grandpa.
- - No.
- 1151
- 01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,391
- Stay out of this, Hoight.
- 1152
- 01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:53,093
- Your mother has lost
- all rational thought.
- 1153
- 01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:54,561
- Don't tell me how to feel.
- 1154
- 01:08:54,563 --> 01:08:56,729
- You don't get to tell me
- anything anymore.
- 1155
- 01:08:56,731 --> 01:09:00,299
- I am angry, and I'm not burying
- any more shit for your sake.
- 1156
- 01:09:00,301 --> 01:09:03,236
- - Mom. Mom.
- - Henry, it's fine!
- 1157
- 01:09:03,238 --> 01:09:04,673
- There's a cop coming.
- 1158
- 01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,206
- Jesus Christ.
- 1159
- 01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:10,410
- Pick up the weed!
- 1160
- 01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:12,144
- - All right.
- - Pick it up!
- 1161
- 01:09:12,146 --> 01:09:13,379
- - All right, now, stay cool.
- - Pick up all the weed!
- 1162
- 01:09:13,381 --> 01:09:14,714
- - Pick it up.
- - Stay cool.
- 1163
- 01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:16,249
- - Jesus. Hurry.
- - Don't go wild on me.
- 1164
- 01:09:16,251 --> 01:09:17,718
- - Move slow.
- - Henry, put it in.
- 1165
- 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,052
- - Put it in the truck. Henry!
- - Move slow.
- 1166
- 01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:20,586
- Just... Okay, Dad,
- get in the car.
- 1167
- 01:09:20,588 --> 01:09:21,653
- That's too slow.
- 1168
- 01:09:21,655 --> 01:09:23,190
- Get in the car!
- 1169
- 01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:24,456
- All right, all right. Okay.
- 1170
- 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,627
- Close the trunk!
- 1171
- 01:09:30,998 --> 01:09:33,266
- - Stuff this down your pants.
- - I don't have any room.
- 1172
- 01:09:33,268 --> 01:09:35,069
- - Stop throwing it around.
- - Hey. This, too.
- 1173
- 01:09:37,305 --> 01:09:40,141
- Smells like a Grateful
- Dead concert in here.
- 1174
- 01:09:41,775 --> 01:09:42,744
- Hello.
- 1175
- 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,945
- License and registration.
- 1176
- 01:09:45,947 --> 01:09:47,048
- Sure.
- 1177
- 01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:51,450
- Is there anything
- wrong, Officer?
- 1178
- 01:09:51,452 --> 01:09:54,754
- You want to tell me what you
- were doing outside your vehicle?
- 1179
- 01:09:54,756 --> 01:09:56,522
- Oh, right, the diapers.
- 1180
- 01:09:56,524 --> 01:09:58,357
- My father's diapers
- flew out the window,
- 1181
- 01:09:58,359 --> 01:10:00,061
- and we pulled over
- to pick it up.
- 1182
- 01:10:04,032 --> 01:10:05,499
- He has cancer.
- 1183
- 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:07,536
- My father has cancer.
- Very bad cancer.
- 1184
- 01:10:09,203 --> 01:10:12,438
- - All these animals belong to you?
- - Yes.
- 1185
- 01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,874
- Is that your son
- in the back, laughing?
- 1186
- 01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:16,878
- That is my son,
- but I believe he's crying.
- 1187
- 01:10:27,555 --> 01:10:29,423
- - Shit.
- - This is the number of my lawyer.
- 1188
- 01:10:29,425 --> 01:10:31,491
- Shit, shit!
- 1189
- 01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:33,593
- - Let him know where they send me.
- - I'll go with you.
- 1190
- 01:10:33,595 --> 01:10:36,094
- - No. No, no, no, no.
- - I'm your partner.
- 1191
- 01:10:36,096 --> 01:10:38,330
- You shut your mouth.
- You knew nothing.
- 1192
- 01:10:38,332 --> 01:10:40,066
- If you stick to that story,
- you'll be fine.
- 1193
- 01:10:40,068 --> 01:10:41,201
- What about me?
- 1194
- 01:10:41,203 --> 01:10:42,669
- - Laura Jaconi?
- - Yes.
- 1195
- 01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:44,271
- Please, step out
- of the vehicle.
- 1196
- 01:10:44,273 --> 01:10:45,705
- Is there something
- wrong, Officer?
- 1197
- 01:10:45,707 --> 01:10:47,475
- Please step out
- of the vehicle.
- 1198
- 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,883
- Uh, uh-uh, hold on, hold on.
- 1199
- 01:10:56,885 --> 01:11:00,922
- Uh, before you take her in,
- let me explain.
- 1200
- 01:11:01,756 --> 01:11:03,356
- Uh...
- 1201
- 01:11:03,358 --> 01:11:05,424
- This is all
- a misunderstanding.
- 1202
- 01:11:05,426 --> 01:11:06,726
- Really?
- 1203
- 01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:10,265
- You can explain
- her unpaid parking tickets?
- 1204
- 01:11:13,201 --> 01:11:14,767
- Parking tickets?
- 1205
- 01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:16,538
- Over $3,000 worth.
- 1206
- 01:11:19,173 --> 01:11:22,744
- Well, that can't be explained.
- She's a criminal. Lock her up.
- 1207
- 01:11:26,713 --> 01:11:29,451
- Ah-ha.
- There she is. The law breaker.
- 1208
- 01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,921
- I'm enjoying this, Laura.
- 1209
- 01:11:35,923 --> 01:11:40,259
- Uh, how is Sausalito
- going to go to sleep at night
- 1210
- 01:11:40,261 --> 01:11:43,429
- knowing that a cold-blooded
- criminal, such as yourself,
- 1211
- 01:11:43,431 --> 01:11:44,930
- is back on the streets?
- 1212
- 01:11:44,932 --> 01:11:46,232
- So I got behind a few tickets.
- 1213
- 01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:47,733
- - So what?
- - Behind?
- 1214
- 01:11:47,735 --> 01:11:50,269
- You haven't paid one
- since 1983.
- 1215
- 01:11:50,271 --> 01:11:52,504
- What did you suppose
- was going to happen?
- 1216
- 01:11:52,506 --> 01:11:54,808
- Stop it, Dad.
- I'm not in the mood.
- 1217
- 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:57,108
- Look...
- 1218
- 01:11:57,110 --> 01:11:58,413
- Tell me the truth.
- 1219
- 01:11:59,881 --> 01:12:01,414
- Did you get a rush?
- 1220
- 01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:03,916
- ♪♪ I can live
- 1221
- 01:12:03,918 --> 01:12:05,918
- ♪♪ I can smile
- 1222
- 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,955
- ♪♪ Hold my head way up high
- 1223
- 01:12:09,957 --> 01:12:13,092
- ♪♪ Baby, it's all
- 1224
- 01:12:13,094 --> 01:12:17,397
- ♪♪ All because of you
- 1225
- 01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,897
- ♪♪ Yeah
- 1226
- 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:21,634
- ♪♪ I've got a new song
- 1227
- 01:12:21,636 --> 01:12:23,568
- ♪♪ I can sing
- 1228
- 01:12:23,570 --> 01:12:27,673
- ♪♪ Seems like my whole world
- has been changed
- 1229
- 01:12:27,675 --> 01:12:30,677
- ♪♪ Baby, it's all
- 1230
- 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:34,947
- ♪♪ All because of you
- 1231
- 01:12:34,949 --> 01:12:39,285
- ♪♪ Oh, baby, it's all
- 1232
- 01:12:39,287 --> 01:12:41,187
- ♪♪ All ♪♪
- 1233
- 01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:43,956
- This is the last stop, Dad.
- Get rid of it.
- 1234
- 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,857
- Oh, I plan to.
- 1235
- 01:12:45,859 --> 01:12:48,693
- And my best customer will be getting
- the deal of his life, thanks to you.
- 1236
- 01:12:48,695 --> 01:12:50,696
- Okay, if you're trying
- to make me feel guilty
- 1237
- 01:12:50,698 --> 01:12:53,366
- for keeping my son out of
- juvie, it's not working.
- 1238
- 01:12:53,368 --> 01:12:55,535
- How many diapers do you need?
- 1239
- 01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:59,875
- Uh, I'll get 'em. I'm going
- to do this one alone.
- 1240
- 01:13:04,145 --> 01:13:06,715
- Keep an eye on your mother
- for me, will you?
- 1241
- 01:13:10,118 --> 01:13:12,451
- You're being a real
- C-U-Next-Tuesday.
- 1242
- 01:13:12,453 --> 01:13:14,690
- He's never gonna
- want to live with us now.
- 1243
- 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:20,460
- He was never gonna
- live with us, Henry.
- 1244
- 01:13:24,131 --> 01:13:26,067
- Shit.
- 1245
- 01:13:28,002 --> 01:13:29,471
- I gotta take this.
- 1246
- 01:13:32,372 --> 01:13:34,742
- Hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 1247
- 01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:36,541
- Okay.
- 1248
- 01:13:36,543 --> 01:13:39,211
- One thing at a time, Sofia.
- 1249
- 01:13:39,213 --> 01:13:42,113
- Jack, it's so good
- to see you, my friend.
- 1250
- 01:13:42,115 --> 01:13:44,550
- Oh, my goodness.
- 1251
- 01:13:44,552 --> 01:13:46,788
- - Come on in. Come on in.
- - You bet.
- 1252
- 01:13:49,256 --> 01:13:53,393
- You know, I'll open a bottle
- of Macallan 25.
- 1253
- 01:13:53,395 --> 01:13:54,593
- Oh, boy.
- 1254
- 01:13:54,595 --> 01:13:56,595
- I've been saving it
- for somebody worthy.
- 1255
- 01:13:56,597 --> 01:13:58,798
- Well, you better put it
- in a to-go cup.
- 1256
- 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,599
- My daughter
- is pouting in the car.
- 1257
- 01:14:01,601 --> 01:14:03,335
- Why, she doesn't want
- to come in?
- 1258
- 01:14:03,337 --> 01:14:06,005
- She's taking some kind
- of stand.
- 1259
- 01:14:06,007 --> 01:14:08,441
- I don't know what I've done.
- 1260
- 01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:10,543
- I probably tried
- to help her, I guess.
- 1261
- 01:14:10,545 --> 01:14:14,679
- Well, my... My daughter Jennie
- hasn't spoken to me
- 1262
- 01:14:14,681 --> 01:14:17,916
- since I forgot to thank her
- at the Globes in '93.
- 1263
- 01:14:17,918 --> 01:14:20,952
- She was nine, Jack. Holy moly.
- 1264
- 01:14:20,954 --> 01:14:23,792
- - Well, straight to business, then.
- - To business. Yeah, you bet.
- 1265
- 01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:28,394
- And here is the moolah.
- 1266
- 01:14:30,430 --> 01:14:33,034
- - How you doing, Jack?
- - I don't know.
- 1267
- 01:14:33,868 --> 01:14:35,601
- Maybe it's time to retire.
- 1268
- 01:14:35,603 --> 01:14:39,604
- Nope, word's not allowed in the house.
- Especially about Jack Jaconi.
- 1269
- 01:14:39,606 --> 01:14:41,473
- Well, I've been thinking
- about it.
- 1270
- 01:14:41,475 --> 01:14:43,778
- Spending some time
- with my family.
- 1271
- 01:14:46,847 --> 01:14:48,748
- They're awful,
- but they can't help it.
- 1272
- 01:14:51,685 --> 01:14:55,655
- Her party won't be a
- disaster, Sofia. I promise.
- 1273
- 01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:58,491
- I...
- 1274
- 01:14:58,493 --> 01:15:01,994
- Please calm down, please. Look,
- I'm asking you as a friend.
- 1275
- 01:15:01,996 --> 01:15:03,495
- I mean, give me
- the benefit of the doubt.
- 1276
- 01:15:03,497 --> 01:15:04,863
- Just give me a few days
- to figure it out.
- 1277
- 01:15:04,865 --> 01:15:07,133
- True's party's gonna be perfect.
- I promise.
- 1278
- 01:15:07,135 --> 01:15:08,500
- No.
- 1279
- 01:15:08,502 --> 01:15:10,969
- I know. Well,
- I'm sorry I let you down.
- 1280
- 01:15:10,971 --> 01:15:15,007
- I... No, I don't expect you
- to loan me the money for it.
- 1281
- 01:15:15,009 --> 01:15:16,576
- I... I... I know.
- 1282
- 01:15:20,515 --> 01:15:22,248
- Do you
- want them to call the cops?
- 1283
- 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,019
- Turn the fucking music down.
- 1284
- 01:15:28,823 --> 01:15:31,894
- Hey, if anything goes wrong,
- start shooting.
- 1285
- 01:15:33,161 --> 01:15:34,563
- Hurry up.
- 1286
- 01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:42,035
- - Do you think they're after Grandpa?
- - I don't know.
- 1287
- 01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:45,073
- - Should we call the cops?
- - No, we can't call the cops.
- 1288
- 01:15:46,306 --> 01:15:47,639
- What if they kill him?
- 1289
- 01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:54,750
- Oh.
- 1290
- 01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:58,519
- I've been meaning
- to tell this to you.
- 1291
- 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:05,093
- I think that you
- are a decent guy.
- 1292
- 01:16:07,662 --> 01:16:10,164
- I think you have a good heart.
- 1293
- 01:16:12,399 --> 01:16:15,937
- Sometimes bad guys
- need to hear that.
- 1294
- 01:16:29,684 --> 01:16:31,019
- - The masseuse.
- - Huh?
- 1295
- 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,254
- The masseuse.
- 1296
- 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:39,459
- Sure you don't want to stay? She'll
- rub everything but your cock.
- 1297
- 01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:44,632
- Since when does Joey Carlisle
- need to pay a woman to touch him?
- 1298
- 01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:48,134
- Since my pubes turned white.
- 1299
- 01:16:50,371 --> 01:16:51,472
- Okay.
- 1300
- 01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:57,375
- Surprise,
- motherfucker. Hands up.
- 1301
- 01:16:57,377 --> 01:16:59,581
- Turn around. Turn around.
- Hands up.
- 1302
- 01:17:00,648 --> 01:17:02,415
- Hurry the fuck up.
- 1303
- 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:07,754
- Hands up! Hands up!
- 1304
- 01:17:07,756 --> 01:17:09,088
- Jesus Christ.
- 1305
- 01:17:09,090 --> 01:17:11,523
- Go! Against the wall. Go.
- 1306
- 01:17:11,525 --> 01:17:13,860
- ♪♪ Nailed a nose before...
- 1307
- 01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:16,795
- Where's our money?
- Where's the money?
- 1308
- 01:17:16,797 --> 01:17:19,432
- - Where's the money?
- - I don't know. I'm stoned.
- 1309
- 01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:20,836
- It's on the counter
- over there.
- 1310
- 01:17:22,603 --> 01:17:24,870
- ♪♪ I could
- never understand...
- 1311
- 01:17:24,872 --> 01:17:27,072
- It's in here.
- 1312
- 01:17:27,074 --> 01:17:29,375
- ♪♪ It was
- like a ball of love... ♪♪
- 1313
- 01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:31,943
- Okay, take off your clothes.
- 1314
- 01:17:31,945 --> 01:17:33,979
- - What?
- - You heard me.
- 1315
- 01:17:33,981 --> 01:17:36,883
- Take off your shirts.
- At least take off your shirts.
- 1316
- 01:17:36,885 --> 01:17:38,750
- Why do they have to
- take their shirts off?
- 1317
- 01:17:38,752 --> 01:17:41,187
- They could have guns
- under their shirts, you idiot.
- 1318
- 01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:43,755
- - We don't. Don't worry.
- - Turn around!
- 1319
- 01:17:43,757 --> 01:17:45,357
- Tell them again.
- 1320
- 01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:47,527
- Just stay still. Shit!
- 1321
- 01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:51,632
- I said hold still!
- 1322
- 01:17:53,634 --> 01:17:57,268
- Oh, Cooper.
- 1323
- 01:17:57,270 --> 01:17:58,407
- No.
- 1324
- 01:17:59,006 --> 01:18:00,639
- Yep.
- 1325
- 01:18:00,641 --> 01:18:03,643
- It says "Cooper's a badass"
- right there on your shoe.
- 1326
- 01:18:03,645 --> 01:18:05,010
- I'm not Cooper!
- 1327
- 01:18:05,012 --> 01:18:06,278
- I told you not to wear those!
- 1328
- 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,046
- I didn't know
- his eyesight was so good.
- 1329
- 01:18:08,048 --> 01:18:09,949
- Only my grandson
- would be dumb enough
- 1330
- 01:18:09,951 --> 01:18:12,617
- to think he could
- pull a stunt like this off.
- 1331
- 01:18:12,619 --> 01:18:14,387
- - It's not... I'm...
- - Your grandson?
- 1332
- 01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:18,057
- Yes. Yes, my grandson.
- 1333
- 01:18:18,059 --> 01:18:20,226
- Just... Okay, everybody
- just shut the fuck up!
- 1334
- 01:18:20,228 --> 01:18:22,460
- - And this is his friend?
- - I'm afraid so.
- 1335
- 01:18:22,462 --> 01:18:24,164
- - I didn't know.
- - I didn't wear the shoes!
- 1336
- 01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:25,798
- - This was your idea!
- - What the hell's going on?
- 1337
- 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,468
- Robbed by some
- prepubescent booger eaters?
- 1338
- 01:18:29,470 --> 01:18:31,036
- Why'd you have to ruin it,
- Grandpa, huh?
- 1339
- 01:18:31,038 --> 01:18:33,039
- Why do you always
- gotta ruin shit?
- 1340
- 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:35,040
- Why didn't you just let us have the money?
- It's not like...
- 1341
- 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:37,076
- Don't hurt my father,
- motherfucker!
- 1342
- 01:18:37,078 --> 01:18:38,513
- Holy fucking shit!
- 1343
- 01:18:39,814 --> 01:18:43,014
- - Oh.
- - God damn it.
- 1344
- 01:18:43,016 --> 01:18:45,153
- Little shits left us here
- to die.
- 1345
- 01:18:48,722 --> 01:18:50,723
- What just happened?
- 1346
- 01:18:50,725 --> 01:18:53,195
- Honey, you saved our lives.
- 1347
- 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:55,193
- Yeah.
- 1348
- 01:18:55,195 --> 01:18:58,363
- I mean, how can, uh...
- 1349
- 01:18:58,365 --> 01:18:59,865
- How can we repay you?
- 1350
- 01:18:59,867 --> 01:19:02,901
- Oh, my God,
- I'm just glad I was here.
- 1351
- 01:19:02,903 --> 01:19:05,237
- I mean, that was amazing.
- Did you see them run?
- 1352
- 01:19:05,239 --> 01:19:07,874
- Yeah, they ran out
- like two scared kids.
- 1353
- 01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:10,142
- You think, you think
- they're coming back?
- 1354
- 01:19:10,144 --> 01:19:11,910
- I think we'd better
- get out of here,
- 1355
- 01:19:11,912 --> 01:19:14,680
- 'cause I'm pretty sure
- they were cartel.
- 1356
- 01:19:14,682 --> 01:19:16,715
- - Oh, cartel, yeah.
- - Cartel cartel?
- 1357
- 01:19:16,717 --> 01:19:18,584
- - Yeah. Cartel, yeah.
- - And they were afraid of me?
- 1358
- 01:19:18,586 --> 01:19:23,054
- Well, you came in here like a freaking
- maniac with that bow and arrow.
- 1359
- 01:19:23,056 --> 01:19:24,757
- Even I was scared of you.
- 1360
- 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:29,061
- Oh, no. No. Please.
- 1361
- 01:19:31,097 --> 01:19:32,998
- Hang on a minute.
- 1362
- 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,804
- Yeah, Sofia, this,
- this isn't really a good time.
- 1363
- 01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:37,539
- Yeah.
- 1364
- 01:19:38,405 --> 01:19:39,608
- Yeah.
- 1365
- 01:19:42,543 --> 01:19:45,044
- You know what?
- 1366
- 01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:47,580
- There isn't gonna be
- a white tiger, okay?
- 1367
- 01:19:47,582 --> 01:19:49,482
- Yeah, I didn't book it.
- 1368
- 01:19:49,484 --> 01:19:52,384
- You know why?
- Because they are extinct,
- 1369
- 01:19:52,386 --> 01:19:54,620
- and the few left in this world
- don't want to spend the day
- 1370
- 01:19:54,622 --> 01:19:56,054
- with you and your
- freaking spoiled daughter,
- 1371
- 01:19:56,056 --> 01:19:58,723
- so figure that shit out
- on your own, okay?
- 1372
- 01:19:58,725 --> 01:20:00,994
- And you know what else?
- 1373
- 01:20:00,996 --> 01:20:02,928
- We're not friends.
- No, we're not.
- 1374
- 01:20:02,930 --> 01:20:05,397
- We... We haven't been friends since
- you made me return your stripper gear
- 1375
- 01:20:05,399 --> 01:20:08,067
- to every Buffalo Exchange
- in Seattle, so...
- 1376
- 01:20:08,069 --> 01:20:09,871
- Fuck off, former friend!
- 1377
- 01:21:36,390 --> 01:21:38,124
- Hello!
- 1378
- 01:21:41,895 --> 01:21:43,695
- Dad.
- 1379
- 01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:45,397
- How was the drive?
- 1380
- 01:21:45,399 --> 01:21:48,334
- Well, your sister scared away some
- cartel members and saved my life.
- 1381
- 01:21:48,336 --> 01:21:49,500
- Whoa.
- 1382
- 01:21:49,502 --> 01:21:51,305
- Way to go, Laura-san.
- 1383
- 01:21:52,873 --> 01:21:55,542
- Guess how much I paid
- for this painting.
- 1384
- 01:21:58,212 --> 01:22:01,347
- You're right. It was free.
- 1385
- 01:22:01,349 --> 01:22:04,715
- My friends found it
- in the dog park in a dumpster,
- 1386
- 01:22:04,717 --> 01:22:07,687
- and they were like,
- "Jojo will want this."
- 1387
- 01:22:07,689 --> 01:22:09,588
- And then they
- presented it to me,
- 1388
- 01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:12,791
- and I was like,
- "Heck, yeah, I do."
- 1389
- 01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:15,027
- Who wouldn't want a totally
- touching oil painting
- 1390
- 01:22:15,029 --> 01:22:18,062
- of a mother dog helping
- her pup cross a stream?
- 1391
- 01:22:18,064 --> 01:22:19,333
- A lot of people.
- 1392
- 01:22:20,367 --> 01:22:22,404
- Well, whoever
- threw it away, yeah.
- 1393
- 01:22:23,103 --> 01:22:24,970
- Well...
- 1394
- 01:22:24,972 --> 01:22:27,240
- This is not
- the Waldorf Astoria.
- 1395
- 01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:29,540
- Okay, Dad,
- let me give you a tour
- 1396
- 01:22:29,542 --> 01:22:32,076
- before you judge
- your new home. Hmm?
- 1397
- 01:22:32,078 --> 01:22:34,213
- - Yeah.
- - Okay, so... Excuse me.
- 1398
- 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:41,553
- Over here, this is where I do
- my Pilates about once a week.
- 1399
- 01:22:41,555 --> 01:22:44,790
- And this is where
- I have my coffee. Delish.
- 1400
- 01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:48,326
- Oh, this is my amazing roommate,
- Fritz, who also sells marijuana,
- 1401
- 01:22:48,328 --> 01:22:50,428
- so the two of you
- will have a lot to chat about.
- 1402
- 01:22:50,430 --> 01:22:52,130
- - Papa-san.
- - No.
- 1403
- 01:22:52,132 --> 01:22:56,302
- And this is what has now
- become the family bed.
- 1404
- 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:58,736
- Who would have thought
- the four of us,
- 1405
- 01:22:58,738 --> 01:23:01,807
- with four dogs,
- together in a family bed?
- 1406
- 01:23:01,809 --> 01:23:03,375
- Does it get any better?
- 1407
- 01:23:03,377 --> 01:23:05,378
- - I sure hope so.
- - Dad, come on.
- 1408
- 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,981
- You're about to take up half
- of her 400 square feet.
- 1409
- 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,882
- She's trying to look
- on the bright side.
- 1410
- 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:11,786
- Well, I'm not seeing it.
- 1411
- 01:23:13,820 --> 01:23:18,025
- Laura, I think I might know
- what would cheer Dad up.
- 1412
- 01:23:18,993 --> 01:23:22,961
- - No.
- - Yes, and yes, and yes.
- 1413
- 01:23:22,963 --> 01:23:25,300
- - No.
- - And yes.
- 1414
- 01:23:29,069 --> 01:23:30,538
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 1415
- 01:23:31,939 --> 01:23:33,438
- All right, Dad.
- 1416
- 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,641
- Remember that night
- you lost $60,000
- 1417
- 01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:38,510
- on a bad Super Bowl bet
- and we did a performance
- 1418
- 01:23:38,512 --> 01:23:40,345
- to take away
- the sting a little?
- 1419
- 01:23:40,347 --> 01:23:42,080
- - It didn't.
- - Well, even though back then
- 1420
- 01:23:42,082 --> 01:23:43,749
- it was appropriate
- to perform the dance
- 1421
- 01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:46,117
- - in our underwear...
- - It wasn't.
- 1422
- 01:23:46,119 --> 01:23:48,288
- Well, tonight,
- we are fully clothed.
- 1423
- 01:23:48,855 --> 01:23:50,188
- Ready, Fritz?
- 1424
- 01:23:50,190 --> 01:23:52,159
- Ready? Lights.
- 1425
- 01:24:02,970 --> 01:24:04,202
- Okay.
- 1426
- 01:24:18,819 --> 01:24:21,019
- ♪♪ Gloria
- 1427
- 01:24:21,021 --> 01:24:24,723
- ♪♪ You're always
- on the run now
- 1428
- 01:24:24,725 --> 01:24:27,429
- ♪♪ Running after somebody
- 1429
- 01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:30,830
- ♪♪ You gotta get him somehow
- 1430
- 01:24:31,998 --> 01:24:35,500
- ♪♪ Will you marry
- for the money?
- 1431
- 01:24:35,502 --> 01:24:38,206
- ♪♪ Take a lover
- in the afternoon?
- 1432
- 01:24:39,673 --> 01:24:43,008
- ♪♪ If everybody wants you
- 1433
- 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:46,911
- ♪♪ Why isn't anybody calling?
- 1434
- 01:24:46,913 --> 01:24:49,048
- ♪♪ You don't have to answer
- 1435
- 01:24:50,216 --> 01:24:52,684
- ♪♪ Leave 'em hangin'
- on the line
- 1436
- 01:24:52,686 --> 01:24:54,085
- ♪♪ Oh
- 1437
- 01:24:54,087 --> 01:24:58,225
- ♪♪ Calling Gloria
- 1438
- 01:24:59,025 --> 01:25:00,925
- ♪♪ Gloria... ♪♪
- 1439
- 01:25:04,564 --> 01:25:07,301
- Well, that was underwhelming.
- 1440
- 01:25:10,771 --> 01:25:12,871
- Dad, what does it take
- to impress you?
- 1441
- 01:25:12,873 --> 01:25:17,043
- I mean, do I have to save
- a life or cure cancer?
- 1442
- 01:25:17,045 --> 01:25:18,910
- You want me to stop
- a live rape?
- 1443
- 01:25:18,912 --> 01:25:20,278
- Yeah, that would impress me.
- 1444
- 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,380
- Well, I'm not a superhero,
- Dad, okay?
- 1445
- 01:25:22,382 --> 01:25:24,950
- I'm just a regular
- 35-year-old woman.
- 1446
- 01:25:24,952 --> 01:25:26,621
- I'm going to my room.
- 1447
- 01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:28,589
- Excuse me.
- 1448
- 01:25:43,404 --> 01:25:45,240
- Can we get something to eat?
- 1449
- 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:52,410
- - What's wrong with you?
- - Nothing.
- 1450
- 01:25:52,412 --> 01:25:53,745
- Doesn't feel like nothing.
- 1451
- 01:25:53,747 --> 01:25:55,946
- Well, you
- 1452
- 01:25:55,948 --> 01:26:00,184
- drive me across the entire
- country just to get rid of me.
- 1453
- 01:26:00,186 --> 01:26:03,254
- Is that what you think?
- We're getting rid of you?
- 1454
- 01:26:03,256 --> 01:26:06,525
- Well, you might as well check
- me back into another home.
- 1455
- 01:26:06,527 --> 01:26:08,563
- You wanted to be there.
- You chose that place.
- 1456
- 01:26:09,596 --> 01:26:10,995
- It was my only option.
- 1457
- 01:26:10,997 --> 01:26:12,831
- - It wasn't your only option.
- - I'm hungry.
- 1458
- 01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:15,267
- You could have made the tiniest effort.
- You could have stayed with us.
- 1459
- 01:26:15,269 --> 01:26:16,835
- You could have given me
- one tiny rule.
- 1460
- 01:26:16,837 --> 01:26:18,771
- That's literally the only thing
- I can do to protect myself.
- 1461
- 01:26:18,773 --> 01:26:20,772
- - From what? From whom?
- - I'm really hungry.
- 1462
- 01:26:20,774 --> 01:26:23,275
- - From you.
- - Oh, so now I'm a serial killer?
- 1463
- 01:26:23,277 --> 01:26:24,977
- No, you're just the one
- who can hurt me the most.
- 1464
- 01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:26,648
- I'm really fucking hungry!
- 1465
- 01:26:29,016 --> 01:26:31,985
- Seriously, guys,
- figure it out already.
- 1466
- 01:26:35,021 --> 01:26:36,390
- I need to eat.
- 1467
- 01:26:56,909 --> 01:26:58,876
- - Ready to order?
- - Oh.
- 1468
- 01:26:58,878 --> 01:27:01,748
- Yeah, we'll have one
- of everything.
- 1469
- 01:27:02,548 --> 01:27:04,049
- Everything?
- 1470
- 01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:07,222
- Yeah, one order
- of every dish on the menu.
- 1471
- 01:27:08,555 --> 01:27:10,225
- The kid needs to eat.
- 1472
- 01:27:13,726 --> 01:27:16,197
- One order, mixed vegetables!
- 1473
- 01:27:19,832 --> 01:27:24,371
- "When troubles come, they come not
- single spies, but in battalions."
- 1474
- 01:27:25,204 --> 01:27:26,841
- Oh, my gosh.
- 1475
- 01:27:28,676 --> 01:27:30,009
- Don't get too excited.
- 1476
- 01:27:30,011 --> 01:27:31,977
- What a lazy Susan
- this one is.
- 1477
- 01:27:33,547 --> 01:27:36,147
- Was there lobster on the menu?
- 1478
- 01:28:19,659 --> 01:28:21,028
- He's gone.
- 1479
- 01:28:22,896 --> 01:28:24,097
- I know.
- 1480
- 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:35,710
- He took the car.
- 1481
- 01:28:36,443 --> 01:28:37,779
- He left you this.
- 1482
- 01:28:43,015 --> 01:28:44,817
- Oh...
- 1483
- 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:48,489
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
- Sister-san, come here. Come on.
- 1484
- 01:28:49,856 --> 01:28:53,458
- Don't, don't, don't cry.
- 1485
- 01:28:53,460 --> 01:28:56,361
- I always knew
- he wasn't gonna stay.
- 1486
- 01:28:56,363 --> 01:28:59,830
- I just thought
- I'd get to see you and Henry.
- 1487
- 01:28:59,832 --> 01:29:03,134
- This would be so much easier
- if he was an asshole.
- 1488
- 01:29:03,136 --> 01:29:05,038
- Oh, you know what? He is.
- 1489
- 01:29:08,108 --> 01:29:11,143
- Feels just as shitty
- as when we were kids.
- 1490
- 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:14,079
- Well, think of how it feels
- for him.
- 1491
- 01:29:14,081 --> 01:29:17,249
- Here he has two great kids,
- 1492
- 01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:22,321
- super successful, amazing,
- brilliant dancers.
- 1493
- 01:29:22,323 --> 01:29:26,461
- And yet he chooses to spend
- time with other people's kids.
- 1494
- 01:29:27,994 --> 01:29:31,332
- - Who are other people's kids?
- - Everybody else.
- 1495
- 01:29:37,671 --> 01:29:41,743
- - What'd he give you?
- - $20,000 worth of marijuana.
- 1496
- 01:29:42,475 --> 01:29:44,177
- And Blind Poodle.
- 1497
- 01:29:48,882 --> 01:29:50,251
- How about you?
- 1498
- 01:29:51,185 --> 01:29:53,087
- It's money for Henry's school.
- 1499
- 01:29:54,988 --> 01:29:57,022
- Shit, what am I
- gonna tell Henry?
- 1500
- 01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:58,259
- I already know.
- 1501
- 01:30:02,630 --> 01:30:04,664
- We're in a studio apartment.
- 1502
- 01:30:08,234 --> 01:30:09,369
- Are you okay?
- 1503
- 01:30:11,773 --> 01:30:14,942
- I guess I just realized
- why you love animals so much.
- 1504
- 01:30:46,239 --> 01:30:48,540
- It's gonna be okay, Laura.
- 1505
- 01:30:48,542 --> 01:30:52,012
- You're a survivor, like all
- those animals you save.
- 1506
- 01:30:54,247 --> 01:30:56,915
- How'd you end up being
- the sane one?
- 1507
- 01:30:56,917 --> 01:31:00,317
- Guess I've just always seen
- Dad for who he really is.
- 1508
- 01:31:00,319 --> 01:31:01,952
- Someone we love?
- 1509
- 01:31:01,954 --> 01:31:04,923
- Yeah, only slightly better
- than our worst ex-boyfriend.
- 1510
- 01:31:04,925 --> 01:31:06,391
- That is so sad.
- 1511
- 01:31:06,393 --> 01:31:10,094
- We'll never be more interesting
- than Dad's adventures.
- 1512
- 01:31:10,096 --> 01:31:15,233
- I always used to think that if
- I could be like Debbie Gibson
- 1513
- 01:31:15,235 --> 01:31:19,271
- or Tiffany or Robert Smith
- of The Cure, then maybe...
- 1514
- 01:31:19,273 --> 01:31:20,539
- Yes.
- 1515
- 01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:23,610
- But it's a no-go, so...
- 1516
- 01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:26,577
- I think you're interesting.
- 1517
- 01:31:34,154 --> 01:31:36,455
- ♪♪ Ain't nobody gonna break
- your stride
- 1518
- 01:31:36,457 --> 01:31:39,491
- ♪♪ Ain't nobody
- gonna slow you down
- 1519
- 01:31:39,493 --> 01:31:41,259
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- 1520
- 01:31:41,261 --> 01:31:44,095
- - ♪♪ I got to keep on movin'
- - ♪♪ All right
- 1521
- 01:31:44,097 --> 01:31:46,498
- ♪♪ Ain't no one
- gonna break my stride
- 1522
- 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:49,134
- ♪♪ Ain't no one
- gonna slow me down
- 1523
- 01:31:49,136 --> 01:31:50,902
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- 1524
- 01:31:50,904 --> 01:31:53,104
- ♪♪ I got to keep on movin' ♪♪
- 1525
- 01:31:54,408 --> 01:31:55,810
- ♪♪ Ain't nothin'
- gonna break my stride
- 1526
- 01:31:56,476 --> 01:31:58,143
- Here. Come back.
- 1527
- 01:31:58,145 --> 01:32:01,979
- ♪♪ Oh no,
- I got to keep on moving
- 1528
- 01:32:01,981 --> 01:32:04,116
- ♪♪ Ain't nothin'
- gonna break my stride
- 1529
- 01:32:04,118 --> 01:32:06,918
- ♪♪ Nobody gonna slow me down
- 1530
- 01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:08,085
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- - ♪♪ Oh, no
- 1531
- 01:32:08,087 --> 01:32:10,688
- ♪♪ I got to keep on moving
- 1532
- 01:32:10,690 --> 01:32:12,891
- ♪♪ Ain't nothin'
- gonna break my stride
- 1533
- 01:32:12,893 --> 01:32:15,626
- ♪♪ I'm running
- and I won't touch ground
- 1534
- 01:32:15,628 --> 01:32:19,330
- ♪♪ Oh no,
- I got to keep on movin'
- 1535
- 01:32:19,332 --> 01:32:21,669
- ♪♪ Ain't nothin'
- gonna break my stride... ♪♪
- 1536
- 01:32:22,402 --> 01:32:23,835
- Uh...
- 1537
- 01:32:23,837 --> 01:32:26,539
- This is it, I think.
- Right here.
- 1538
- 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,874
- Yeah.
- Yeah, there it is.
- 1539
- 01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:31,643
- Okay.
- Could you roll me? Quick.
- 1540
- 01:32:31,645 --> 01:32:33,844
- Yeah, sure.
- 1541
- 01:32:33,846 --> 01:32:35,580
- Okay, back of the sleeves.
- 1542
- 01:32:35,582 --> 01:32:37,885
- - I'll be like five minutes, okay?
- - Okay.
- 1543
- 01:32:40,921 --> 01:32:42,123
- Hi.
- 1544
- 01:32:43,856 --> 01:32:45,690
- Nice wheels.
- 1545
- 01:32:45,692 --> 01:32:47,092
- - Thanks.
- - Nice puppy!
- 1546
- 01:32:47,094 --> 01:32:48,826
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1547
- 01:32:48,828 --> 01:32:50,829
- I missed you.
- 1548
- 01:32:50,831 --> 01:32:52,229
- Yes, I did.
- 1549
- 01:32:52,231 --> 01:32:54,732
- - Oh, I missed you so much.
- - Yeah, she missed you, too.
- 1550
- 01:32:54,734 --> 01:32:55,901
- Nice sling.
- 1551
- 01:32:55,903 --> 01:32:59,204
- Oh, only the best
- for the best.
- 1552
- 01:32:59,206 --> 01:33:00,539
- She did okay?
- 1553
- 01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:04,375
- Oh, yeah,
- we found ourselves a routine.
- 1554
- 01:33:04,377 --> 01:33:07,715
- Eat, sleep, poop, repeat.
- 1555
- 01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:10,650
- Well, thank you.
- 1556
- 01:33:11,719 --> 01:33:13,818
- Uh, I was thinking I could...
- 1557
- 01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:15,919
- You know, I could hang onto
- her for a few more days,
- 1558
- 01:33:15,921 --> 01:33:17,722
- let you get some rest.
- 1559
- 01:33:17,724 --> 01:33:20,258
- You fell in love with her,
- didn't you?
- 1560
- 01:33:20,260 --> 01:33:23,597
- - Oh, you did.
- - It snuck up on me.
- 1561
- 01:33:24,930 --> 01:33:27,331
- I haven't slept more than
- 45 minutes at a time,
- 1562
- 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:31,336
- so my judgment could be
- slightly clouded, but...
- 1563
- 01:33:31,338 --> 01:33:32,771
- But I actually enjoyed
- the chaos.
- 1564
- 01:33:32,773 --> 01:33:35,775
- Look at you. Spoken like
- a true dog rescuer.
- 1565
- 01:33:37,743 --> 01:33:39,279
- How was the trip?
- 1566
- 01:33:42,783 --> 01:33:45,916
- It was... It was good.
- 1567
- 01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:50,754
- I think what you do for these
- animals is, is amazing.
- 1568
- 01:33:50,756 --> 01:33:54,127
- They do more for me. I just
- feed them when they're hungry.
- 1569
- 01:33:57,965 --> 01:33:59,967
- Uh, so Friday?
- 1570
- 01:34:00,466 --> 01:34:01,768
- Our date?
- 1571
- 01:34:03,603 --> 01:34:04,838
- Yeah?
- 1572
- 01:34:06,606 --> 01:34:07,805
- Sure.
- 1573
- 01:34:07,807 --> 01:34:08,908
- Yes!
- 1574
- 01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,012
- Yes.
- 1575
- 01:34:25,492 --> 01:34:28,527
- Well, at least we got money
- for private school.
- 1576
- 01:34:28,529 --> 01:34:30,331
- That's pretty cool, isn't it?
- 1577
- 01:34:31,198 --> 01:34:32,466
- Yeah.
- 1578
- 01:34:45,011 --> 01:34:48,679
- I'm so sorry, Henry.
- I don't even know what to say.
- 1579
- 01:34:48,681 --> 01:34:50,550
- I know you're disappointed.
- 1580
- 01:34:59,726 --> 01:35:01,261
- We're gonna be okay.
- 1581
- 01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:03,497
- Yeah?
- 1582
- 01:35:06,199 --> 01:35:08,402
- I'm sorry
- I didn't realize that before.
- 1583
- 01:35:34,662 --> 01:35:36,126
- What is that?
- 1584
- 01:35:36,128 --> 01:35:38,164
- FBI! Open up!
- 1585
- 01:35:38,765 --> 01:35:40,632
- Jesus. Shit.
- 1586
- 01:35:40,634 --> 01:35:42,201
- He must have stuffed some weed
- in our bags.
- 1587
- 01:35:42,203 --> 01:35:43,500
- - FBI!
- - Fuck!
- 1588
- 01:35:45,003 --> 01:35:47,170
- FBI! Open up!
- 1589
- 01:35:47,172 --> 01:35:49,575
- God. Fuck. Shit.
- 1590
- 01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:50,875
- - Shit, shit, shit!
- - What do we do?
- 1591
- 01:35:50,877 --> 01:35:53,143
- - Just go...
- - FBI! Open up!
- 1592
- 01:35:53,145 --> 01:35:56,481
- Okay, flush anything
- you find. Okay?
- 1593
- 01:35:56,483 --> 01:35:58,583
- I don't know, chuck the
- suitcases out the window.
- 1594
- 01:35:58,585 --> 01:36:00,552
- - Hurry. Go.
- - FBI!
- 1595
- 01:36:00,554 --> 01:36:02,856
- Open up,
- or we take the door down!
- 1596
- 01:36:13,567 --> 01:36:18,903
- You bunch of chickenshits.
- I heard you scrambling around.
- 1597
- 01:36:18,905 --> 01:36:20,640
- "Flush everything!"
- 1598
- 01:36:22,609 --> 01:36:24,976
- Oh, for Jesus Christ.
- 1599
- 01:36:24,978 --> 01:36:28,082
- You could never be a criminal
- if your life depended on it.
- 1600
- 01:36:31,984 --> 01:36:33,420
- You were very convincing.
- 1601
- 01:36:35,588 --> 01:36:37,955
- What are you doing?
- 1602
- 01:36:37,957 --> 01:36:39,960
- - Did you drive here?
- - Yeah, I left yesterday.
- 1603
- 01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:42,960
- Oh, yes.
- 1604
- 01:36:42,962 --> 01:36:46,533
- My place is here
- with you two fuck-ups.
- 1605
- 01:36:48,768 --> 01:36:50,371
- You want to live here?
- 1606
- 01:36:51,404 --> 01:36:52,803
- With us?
- 1607
- 01:36:52,805 --> 01:36:57,310
- I don't know if I'm
- capable of change, but...
- 1608
- 01:36:59,913 --> 01:37:05,983
- I sure as hell
- would like to try.
- 1609
- 01:37:05,985 --> 01:37:10,490
- I mean, well, I should be enjoying
- my, uh, twilight years, but...
- 1610
- 01:37:11,257 --> 01:37:13,325
- I've...
- 1611
- 01:37:13,327 --> 01:37:16,697
- I've been inspired by Gandhi.
- 1612
- 01:37:21,266 --> 01:37:22,670
- Who's this?
- 1613
- 01:37:24,137 --> 01:37:25,970
- Gandhi.
- 1614
- 01:37:25,972 --> 01:37:30,008
- Uh, I found him in a dumpster.
- 1615
- 01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:32,880
- Can you believe someone would throw
- this son of a bitch away? Gee...
- 1616
- 01:37:58,337 --> 01:37:59,639
- Good morning.
- 1617
- 01:38:00,873 --> 01:38:02,076
- Morning.
- 1618
- 01:38:04,944 --> 01:38:06,710
- You went food shopping?
- 1619
- 01:38:06,712 --> 01:38:08,916
- Well, the kid would starve to death
- with what you had in the fridge.
- 1620
- 01:38:10,817 --> 01:38:12,853
- Uh, I made him lunch, too.
- 1621
- 01:38:18,390 --> 01:38:20,525
- A joint and an apple?
- 1622
- 01:38:20,527 --> 01:38:23,831
- Well, I thought that, uh, might
- help him make some friends.
- 1623
- 01:38:30,603 --> 01:38:32,769
- ♪♪ When we were younger,
- we thought
- 1624
- 01:38:32,771 --> 01:38:34,871
- ♪♪ Everyone was on our side
- 1625
- 01:38:34,873 --> 01:38:36,874
- ♪♪ Then we grew a little
- 1626
- 01:38:36,876 --> 01:38:40,845
- ♪♪ And romanticized
- the time I saw
- 1627
- 01:38:40,847 --> 01:38:43,951
- ♪♪ Flowers in your hair
- 1628
- 01:38:46,353 --> 01:38:48,686
- ♪♪ See, it takes
- a boy to live
- 1629
- 01:38:48,688 --> 01:38:51,557
- ♪♪ It takes a man
- to pretend he was there... ♪♪
- 1630
- 01:38:53,627 --> 01:38:57,064
- Yeah, looks like you got
- yourself a ragtag crew.
- 1631
- 01:38:58,631 --> 01:39:01,933
- Yeah, you're liable to be
- homecoming king.
- 1632
- 01:39:01,935 --> 01:39:04,268
- Are you gonna take me
- to school from now on?
- 1633
- 01:39:04,270 --> 01:39:08,639
- Oh, well, your mom could use, you
- know, a few days sleeping in.
- 1634
- 01:39:08,641 --> 01:39:11,177
- She works hard,
- in case you hadn't noticed.
- 1635
- 01:39:12,246 --> 01:39:14,879
- So you'll be here
- to pick me up?
- 1636
- 01:39:14,881 --> 01:39:17,583
- I'm not taking any
- of these other weirdos home.
- 1637
- 01:39:21,421 --> 01:39:23,088
- Jack, I...
- 1638
- 01:39:23,090 --> 01:39:24,490
- Mm?
- 1639
- 01:39:27,194 --> 01:39:28,996
- I drew this for you.
- 1640
- 01:39:37,938 --> 01:39:39,340
- It's your soul.
- 1641
- 01:39:45,545 --> 01:39:47,778
- ♪♪ The warmth of your love's
- 1642
- 01:39:47,780 --> 01:39:50,315
- ♪♪ Like the warmth
- from the sun
- 1643
- 01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:55,919
- ♪♪ And this will be our year
- took a long time to come
- 1644
- 01:39:55,921 --> 01:40:00,424
- ♪♪ Don't let go of my hand
- now darkness has gone
- 1645
- 01:40:00,426 --> 01:40:04,995
- ♪♪ This will be our year
- took a long time to come
- 1646
- 01:40:04,997 --> 01:40:07,732
- ♪♪ And I won't forget
- the way you helped me
- 1647
- 01:40:07,734 --> 01:40:11,169
- ♪♪ Up when I was down
- and I won't forget
- 1648
- 01:40:11,171 --> 01:40:13,804
- ♪♪ The way you said
- darling I love you
- 1649
- 01:40:13,806 --> 01:40:15,973
- ♪♪ You gave me faith to go on
- 1650
- 01:40:15,975 --> 01:40:19,777
- ♪♪ Now we're there
- and we've only just begun
- 1651
- 01:40:19,779 --> 01:40:23,817
- ♪♪ This will be our year
- took a long time to come
- 1652
- 01:40:24,088 --> 01:40:29,088
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 1653
- 01:40:34,394 --> 01:40:39,330
- ♪♪ The warmth of your smile
- smile for me, little one
- 1654
- 01:40:39,332 --> 01:40:44,337
- ♪♪ And this will be our year
- took a long time to come
- 1655
- 01:40:46,538 --> 01:40:48,509
- ♪♪ My, my, my ♪♪
- 1656
- 01:41:08,194 --> 01:41:12,099
- ♪♪ It's a hard pill
- to swallow
- 1657
- 01:41:13,766 --> 01:41:17,237
- ♪♪ When I know
- you've been doing me wrong
- 1658
- 01:41:23,443 --> 01:41:27,881
- ♪♪ It's a hard pill
- to swallow
- 1659
- 01:41:29,449 --> 01:41:33,186
- ♪♪ And I know
- you've been doing me wrong
- 1660
- 01:41:39,059 --> 01:41:44,527
- ♪♪ It's so hard to leave you
- 1661
- 01:41:44,529 --> 01:41:48,801
- ♪♪ And it's even harder
- to be alone
- 1662
- 01:41:55,073 --> 01:41:58,742
- ♪♪ I call up my doctor
- 1663
- 01:41:58,744 --> 01:42:02,714
- ♪♪ And I call my lawyer, too
- 1664
- 01:42:02,716 --> 01:42:06,451
- ♪♪ They say,
- "We can't help you
- 1665
- 01:42:06,453 --> 01:42:11,022
- ♪♪ "There ain't nothing
- we can do"
- 1666
- 01:42:11,024 --> 01:42:14,258
- ♪♪ I can't sleep
- at night, y'all
- 1667
- 01:42:14,260 --> 01:42:18,094
- ♪♪ And all of my love is left
- 1668
- 01:42:18,096 --> 01:42:22,200
- ♪♪ He took my heart
- along with him
- 1669
- 01:42:22,202 --> 01:42:25,570
- ♪♪ And left me to sweat
- 1670
- 01:42:25,572 --> 01:42:29,576
- ♪♪ It's a hard pill
- to swallow
- 1671
- 01:42:31,211 --> 01:42:34,815
- ♪♪ When I know
- you've been doing me wrong
- 1672
- 01:42:40,753 --> 01:42:46,123
- ♪♪ It's so hard to leave you
- 1673
- 01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:50,898
- ♪♪ And it's even harder
- to be alone
- 1674
- 01:43:43,182 --> 01:43:47,320
- ♪♪ It's a hard pill
- to swallow
- 1675
- 01:43:48,822 --> 01:43:53,193
- ♪♪ When I know
- you've been doing me wrong
- 1676
- 01:43:58,398 --> 01:44:03,867
- ♪♪ It's so hard to leave you
- 1677
- 01:44:03,869 --> 01:44:08,675
- ♪♪ And it's even harder
- to be alone
- 1678
- 01:44:13,979 --> 01:44:19,349
- ♪♪ It's so hard to leave you
- 1679
- 01:44:19,351 --> 01:44:24,690
- ♪♪ And it's even harder
- to be alone ♪♪
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