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dave lost his cool again

Nov 18th, 2011
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  1. CTG: lil dave
  2. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] goes into the fort carefully --
  3. CEB: terezi, do you want to come in the pillow fort?
  4. CLV: I will if he doesn't stop 8eing mean.
  5. CGC: UMM
  6. CGC: SUR3
  7. CBB: daaaave
  8. CTT: you started it dummy
  9. CGC: BUT ONLY TO SUP3RV1S3 YOU GUYS
  10. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] >_> --
  11. CTG: lildave
  12. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] paps TT --
  13. CTG: come here
  14. CTG: now
  15. CTT: nah
  16. CEB: of course.
  17. CTT: you aint my bro
  18. CTG: ...
  19. CBB: hey..
  20. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] marches over to TT --
  21. CBB: stop being mean
  22. CTD: :33 < ahem
  23. CTD: :33 < vriska
  24. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] snatches his glasses --
  25. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] really shouldnt be moving but hey --
  26. CTT: hey!!
  27. CGC: VR1SK44444
  28. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] looks up at LV --
  29. CTD: :33 < wait vriska
  30. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] SNAP --
  31. CTT: those are mine!
  32. CTG: vriska
  33. CGC: KNOCK 1T OFF
  34. CTT: NO!!
  35. CLV: HA!
  36. CBB: hey!!
  37. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] tackles her --
  38. CTG: vriska
  39. CTT: those were my bros!!
  40. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] tackl'd --
  41. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] marches over to the kids. --
  42. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] grabs Vriska by the back of her shirt and lifts her into the air --
  43. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] flashsteps and picks up lil dave --
  44. CLV: Serves you rig-
  45. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] jumps up and runs over to seperate them --
  46. CBB: stop it!
  47. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] grabs the back of Dave's shift to mimic Terezi. --
  48. CGC: B4D VR1SK4
  49. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] or not --
  50. CBB: that was mean vriska!!
  51. CTG: [i picked up dave]
  52. CGC: B4D B4D B4D
  53. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] starts to hyperventilate --
  54. CLV: He was 8eing mean to me first!
  55. CTD: :33 < ((I noticed after I hit enter))
  56. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] holds dave and rubs his back --
  57. CTG: ok lil man
  58. CTG: shhh
  59. CGC: 1 DONT C4R3
  60. CBB: that doesn't make it right!
  61. CTG: i know
  62. CLP: =o
  63. CTT: those were my bros!!
  64. CTG: i know lil man
  65. CGC: YOU BROK3 H1S GL4SS3S
  66. CBB: say sorry!
  67. CGC: TH4T W4S FL4T OUT M34N
  68. CLP: that wathnt niice..
  69. CLV: 8ut it wasn't fair! He deserved it!
  70. CGC: WHO C4R3S
  71. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] is looking at LV --
  72. CLV: I do!
  73. CBB: say sorry!!!
  74. CTG: no he didnt lil vriska
  75. CTT: he gave em to me yesterdayyyy
  76. CTD: :33 < you will both apologize to each other
  77. CTG: same way you didnt deserve him bein mean to you
  78. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] picks up the glasses. --
  79. CLV: Stop crying you little wimpy 8a8y!
  80. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] wanders off to the kitchen with them. --
  81. CTT: shut up!
  82. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] sets Vriska down --
  83. CTT: brat!!
  84. CTG: vriska
  85. CLV: M8ke me!
  86. CTG: dave
  87. CGC: VR1SK4 B3H4V3 YOURS3LF
  88. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] glares at LV --
  89. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] struggles in big dave's arms --
  90. CBB: STOP IT
  91. CTG: i will put you both in the corner
  92. CLV: Ha! SoÉ
  93. CLV: ?*
  94. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] holds him a little tighter --
  95. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] is hard at work fixing them again. luckily, the break wasn't too bad. --
  96. CTG: no lil man
  97. CTG: just stay here
  98. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] frowns at Vriska. --
  99. CTG: you wanna be cool like bro right
  100. CTT: but those were my bros an
  101. CTD: :33 < you dont want to be punished by me, do you?
  102. CTG: i know
  103. CTT: an i promised i wouldnt let nuthin happen to em
  104. CTG: its ok lil man
  105. CLV: ........No........
  106. CTG: same thing happened to me
  107. CBB: vriska, please say your sorry
  108. CTG: its ok
  109. CTD: :33 < she will say sorry when dave does first
  110. CTG: he doesnt get mad
  111. CLV: 8ut........He was m8king me feel 8ad.
  112. CGC: VR1SK4
  113. CTD: :33 < thats how she works
  114. CGC: FUCK1NG 4POLOG1Z3
  115. CGC: >:[
  116. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] rubs lil daves back soothingly --
  117. CLV: NO!
  118. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] turns her attention to TT. --
  119. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] hugs her --
  120. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] hiccups, covering his eyes with his hands --
  121. CBB: i'll say sorry for him then
  122. CBB: okay?
  123. CLV: No no no no no no no no!
  124. CBB: whyy?
  125. CTD: :33 < thats not how it works
  126. CTG: dave
  127. CTD: :33 < :oo
  128. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] frowns a little --
  129. CNR ceased responding to memo.
  130. CLV: I won't say sorry! He was mean first!
  131. CGC: VR1SK4
  132. CGC: YOU 4R3 B31NG 1MM4TUR3
  133. CTG: will you apologize to lil vriska for bein mean?
  134. CGC: 4S USU4L
  135. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] is happy with his handiwork. --
  136. CTT: no!
  137. CTD: :33 < terezi
  138. CTD: :33 < she is a child
  139. CTG: ok ok
  140. CTG: shh
  141. CGC: BOTH OF YOU 4POL-1 DONT C4R3
  142. CURRENT centauriTechnical [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  143. CCT: D -->...
  144. CGC: >:O
  145. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] rubs his back more --
  146. CTT: she was meaner than me
  147. CLV: It's not fair! I get in trou8le when I try to help myself!
  148. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] frowns lightly. --
  149. CLV: It's not fair!
  150. CLP: ...
  151. CGC: OK4Y BOTH OF YOU 4POLOG1Z3
  152. CTT: i never brok her stuff
  153. CTG: i know lil man
  154. CGC: JUST BOTH OF YOU S4Y SORRY
  155. CLV: You hurt my feelings!
  156. CTG: but you hurt her feelin
  157. CTG: s
  158. CTT: but i didnt touch you!!
  159. CBB: dave!!
  160. CLV: You jumped on me.
  161. CCT ceased responding to memo.
  162. CBB: please just say you're sorry for being mean!
  163. CTT: you say bad things back but you dont touch thats how arguin works!
  164. CGC: BOTH S4Y SORRY OK4Y
  165. CLV: I was not mean. I was giving him what he deserved.
  166. CTG: thats true lil man
  167. CTD: :33 < dave
  168. CTD: :33 < trolls are different
  169. CTG: but you wanna be cool like bro dont you?
  170. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] runs off into another room --
  171. CTG: hes a pretty cool guy isnt he?
  172. CTD: :33 < we are violent by nature, and she is still too young to control it completely
  173. CBB: ?!
  174. CTT: trolls are dumb cept for psi an sassy an karkat
  175. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] runs after her --
  176. CTG: shhshh
  177. CGC: >:O
  178. CGC: 1 4M NOT DUMB!!
  179. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] rocks him gently --
  180. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] is wiping her eyes, still running --
  181. CTG: he doesnt mean it terezi
  182. CTG: hes an upset kid
  183. CBB: vriska!! stop!!
  184. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] stays hiding in the pillow fort --
  185. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] raises her eyebrows. --
  186. CLV: Go away!
  187. CTG: trust me
  188. CTG: i dont think trolls are dumb
  189. CBB: noo! stop running!
  190. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] heads after John and Vriska. --
  191. CGC: BUHHH.
  192. CLV: Stop following me! I'll hit you!
  193. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] sob --
  194. CBB: no!!
  195. CBB: you're crying!
  196. CTG: dave
  197. CLV: NO I'M NOT!
  198. CTG: you wanna talk?
  199. CGC: WHY C4NT VR1SK4 4ND D4V3 JUST 4POLOG1Z3 TO 34CHOTH3R 4ND M4K3 3V3RYTH1NG 34S13R
  200. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] keeps his eyes covered, trying not to let anyone see he's clearly crying --
  201. CTT: no
  202. CTG: you sure lil man?
  203. CBB: fine, you're not crying! please stop!
  204. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] returns to the room. --
  205. CTT: i want my bro
  206. CEB: hey... dave? little dave?
  207. CEB: i have something for you.
  208. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] runs into a room and slams the door --
  209. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] runs into the door and falls back --
  210. CBB: @-@
  211. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] brings lil dave over to teen!john --
  212. CBB: uuugh...
  213. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] smiles and gives lildave's forehead a peck. --
  214. CEB: how are you feeling?
  215. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] hiccups --
  216. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] reaches BB and helps him up. --
  217. CTT: bad
  218. CTD: :33 < are you okay?
  219. CTT: i want my bro
  220. CTG: i know lil man
  221. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] nods. --
  222. CBB: um.. i think so..
  223. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] doesn't know what to do --
  224. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] rubs his face --
  225. CBB: that kinda hurt..
  226. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] digs into his own pocket and presents the fixed shades to lildave. --
  227. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] locks the door and sits down against it --
  228. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] pats his head. --
  229. CBB: vriska?
  230. CURRENT cthulhuOfficer [CCO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  231. CCO: HeΨ gψΨs.
  232. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] has his eyes covered so he cant exactly see the shades --
  233. CTG: look lil man
  234. CBB: is she okay?
  235. CEB: your brother won't even know that they broke at all.
  236. CTT: huh?
  237. CTD: :33 < she will be
  238. CTG: john fixed your glasses
  239. CTD: :33 < i will talk to her
  240. CBB: can i help?
  241. CTT: really??
  242. CTG: yep
  243. CTT: i didnt know you could fix em
  244. CTD: :33 < sure thing
  245. CTG: good as knew lil dude
  246. CEB: heh, i have my ways!
  247. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] taps the door with her knuckles. --
  248. CTG: new^
  249. CTD: :33 < vriska
  250. CLV: Go away.
  251. CTD: :33 < no
  252. CBB: please vriska?
  253. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] scurries over to little John and where the door is --
  254. CTT: gimmie
  255. CTT: uh please
  256. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] leans against the door, folding her arms across her chest patiently. --
  257. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] loos up at TD --
  258. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] licks under the door where the little space is --
  259. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] silence --
  260. CBB: looks**
  261. CGC: VR1SK4...
  262. CBB: [[LOL]]
  263. CTD: :33 < you arent in trouble
  264. CGC: VR1SK4 CMON 1TS OK44YYY
  265. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] sniff --
  266. CGC: VR1SK4 PL34S3 OP3N TH3 DOOR?
  267. CTD: :33 < it wasnt nice of dave to say that to you, but you have to remember he is a human kid
  268. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] nope. --
  269. CGC: VR1SK4 1 KNOW 1 H4V3 B33N M34N TO YOU BUT W3 4LL W4NN4 T4LK TO YOU >:[
  270. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] gets down on his hands and knees to try and peek under the door --
  271. CLV: He said no one wanted to play with me and that I was gross.
  272. CBB: vriska?
  273. CBB: i'll play with you
  274. CLV: He's just a dum8 tool.
  275. CGC: YOU 4R3NT GROSS
  276. CLV: >::::/
  277. CTT: ((silly vriska hes just afraid of your cooties))
  278. CBB: [[XD]]
  279. CTT: ((im being completely serious))
  280. CTG: [john whered you go?]
  281. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] wait, how does she know what a too lis --
  282. CBB: i dont think you're gross
  283. CTT: ((lil dave is terrified of girl cooties))
  284. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] hands the glasses over. --
  285. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] silent again --
  286. CBB: [[baaaw]]
  287. CTD: :33 < do you think thats true, vriska?
  288. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] reaches under the door as far as her hand can go --
  289. CTT: ((so hes mean to girls cuz he really really doesnt want the cooties))
  290. CGC: VR1SK4......
  291. CTD: :33 < do you think youre gross and no one wants to play with you?
  292. -- CURRENT cthulhuOfficer [CCO] licks his fins --
  293. CGC: VR1SK4 1LL PL4Y W1TH YOU H3H3 >:]
  294. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] quickly puts them on over his teary eyes --
  295. CTT: th
  296. CTT: thanks
  297. CLV: ........May8e.
  298. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] to Dissy --
  299. CEB: it's a little dirty...
  300. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] can't resist quotes. --
  301. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] peeks out of the fort --
  302. CTD: :33 < why would you think that?
  303. CBB: vriska...
  304. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] rubs lil dave's back more --
  305. CTT: ill clean it later
  306. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] shrugs even though no one can see her --
  307. CTT: ((oh john........))
  308. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] smiles at teen!john and kisses his cheek --
  309. CTT: ((reunite with your loving wife(?) and child))
  310. CBB: [[x
  311. CBB: [[XD]]
  312. CGC: [i just saw the hunger games trailer and it looks awesome :D]
  313. CTD: :33 < ((I can't wait for it!))
  314. CBB: [[I KNOW]]]
  315. CTD: :33 < ((<3))
  316. CGC: [i havent read the books yet but i have been waiting to get them]
  317. CURRENT whatWhat [CWW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  318. CWW: WHATWHAT!!
  319. CWW: :3
  320. CGC: [1N TH3 BUTT]
  321. CGC: [sorry i had to... >w>]
  322. CTD: :33 < you are a very lovely girl vriska
  323. CURRENT hawkenSparrow [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  324. CHS: Herr0!
  325. CLV: Nuh uh.
  326. CLP: !!
  327. CWW: Hello I am a genie i shall grant this group of fine people and trolls 3 wishes!
  328. CTD: :33 < your manners could be improved
  329. CGC: VR1SK4 WHY DO YOU L3T STUFF G3T TO YOU
  330. CWW: Go on. :3
  331. CBB: hey umm.. vriska..? if you dont think i'm gross or stinky... i wouldnt mind palying with you
  332. CWW: whatwhat. :3
  333. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] strangers. retreat back into the pillow fort --
  334. CBB: i had a bath today
  335. CTD: :33 < trolls are people too you know, ww
  336. CTD: :33 < :oo
  337. CWW: Humans* My bad.
  338. CTD: :33 < its all good
  339. CCO: Someone sψre is cψltψrallΨ insensative,
  340. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] keeps the door locked, but goes over to a window and climbs out --
  341. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] raises her eyebrows. --
  342. CGC: ......VR1SK4... YOU ST1LL TH3R3
  343. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] I can hear you Vriska --
  344. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] :OO --
  345. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] halfway to the forest now --
  346. CLP: ....
  347. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] frowns a little before plopping down on the floor --
  348. CGC: SOM3ON3 K1CK OP3N TH3 DOOR
  349. CGC: WH3R3 TH3 H3LL D1D SH3 GO
  350. CWW: Is that a wish? 8D
  351. CTG: you ok lil dave?
  352. CTD: :33 < outside
  353. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] in the forest --
  354. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] heads away from the door. --
  355. -- CURRENT ecteenBiologist [CEB] gives bigdave a cheeksmooch back. --
  356. CEB: (( brb popcorn! ))
  357. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] good thing there's nothing scary or bad out here --
  358. CTG: [pfft]
  359. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] looks up at TD --
  360. CTD: :33 < she n33ds a little space
  361. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] running through the forest --
  362. CWW: No wishes? :3
  363. CTG: [love yo-- OOH POPCORN]
  364. CWW: Whatwhat?
  365. CBB: [[PFFFFF]]
  366. CTD: :33 < ill give her five minutes before i go out there
  367. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] five minutes is enough alone time --
  368. CGC: [ppopppppppcorn]
  369. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] is SAD. nobody loves him --
  370. CTD: :33 < :oo
  371. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] seriously. Never met anything out here. Don't know what that fuss about "danger" is all about. --
  372. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] looks down at littleJohn. --
  373. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] kneels next to little John --
  374. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] is scared of WW --
  375. CGC: YOU OK4Y?
  376. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] puts lil dave on the couch --
  377. CWW: Nobody wants some wishes. so....
  378. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] climbs up a tree --
  379. -- CURRENT teentablesGoghead [CTG] sits down in front of it and looks into the pillow fort --
  380. -- CURRENT whatWhat [CWW] uncaptcha's stack of 40 waffles --
  381. CWW: :3
  382. CWW: Good day.
  383. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] sighs --
  384. CTG: hey psi
  385. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] 1...... 2...... 345 okay ready or not here I come --
  386. CBB: i dunno
  387. CTG: you ok lil dude?
  388. CWW ceased responding to memo.
  389. CLP: uh huh
  390. CGC: YOU DUNNO? W3LL TH4T DO3SNT SOUND OK4Y TO M3
  391. -- CURRENT littleVriska [CLV] lays in the tree, waaaaaaaay up high --
  392. CTG: you sure?
  393. -- CURRENT theDisciple [CTD] heads outside, taking her time following Vriska's scent trail. --
  394. CGC: 4R3 YOU S4D 4BOUT VR1SK4 OR SOM3TH1NG >:?
  395. CTT: psi?
  396. CLP: uh huh
  397. CBB: i dont like when people get sad..
  398. CGC: W3LL 1M SUR3 SH3 W1LL B3 OK4Y SOON
  399. CGC: R1GHT?
  400. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] sniffs, rubbing his eyes under his shades --
  401. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrtr [CGC] paps John's cheek --
  402. CTT: i wish my bro were here an
  403. CTT: an i wish birdboy was up
  404. -- CURRENT bittyBiologist [CBB] flinches a little --
  405. CBB: um.. yeah
  406. -- CURRENT lilP2i [CLP] offers fishy crackers to lil dave --
  407. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] munches on the little fish crackers --
  408.  
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