Lesson: Don't get drunk at a stranger's house

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[19:53:20] * Topic is 'The border between Gensoukyou and PC-98'
[19:53:20] * Set by Elly on Wed May 22 19:52:44
[19:53:32] <@Elly> (( Just a sec! ))
[19:53:37] <Haiiro> (( OK~ ))
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[19:55:21] <@Elly> (( Okay! ))
[19:55:51] <Haiiro> (( Shall you go first, or shall Haiiro~? ))
[19:56:06] <@Elly> (( I'll establish some setting ))
[19:56:13] <Haiiro> (( OK~ ))
[19:56:49] * @Elly walks back and forth from the mansion, her scythe drooping a bit from her shoulder. She sighs as it seems it's another boring day.
[19:56:56] <@Elly> Maybe Kurumi does her job too well...
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[20:01:46] <@Elly> (( ? ))
[20:02:08] <Haiiro> ((Just getting a small history lesson again, almost done))
[20:02:17] <Haiiro> ((IN FACT I'M ALREADY DONE WHAT AM I DOING))
[20:02:19] * Haiiro might have passed by that lake. It was red. She...might have checked there if she knew it was there when it came to the first incident if it was raining red, but it wasn't, so moot point, she just blended in with the lake and snuck by since the enviroment was pretty freaky. Either way, a (very red, slightly forgetful) Haiiro is visible from a long distance, curiously looking about! She's too busy taking in scenery that she doesn't notice Elly quite yet.
[20:04:48] * @Elly catches a red figure shining off from the distance, placing a hand as a visor to peer out at it.
[20:04:49] <@Elly> W-wah? Someone got through this time? Q-quick, I gotta act tough!
[20:07:28] * @Elly reshifts her scythe and tries to look imposing.
[20:07:28] <@Elly> ( I feel so out of practice... I hope I'm scary looking enough so she does not bother mistress...! )
[20:09:01] * Haiiro notices that there's someone speaking actual words! She can't make them out, but they're definitely there. ...Wait, whoa, how did she miss that huge house?! Haiiro doesn't bother talking to herself, and WARNING: A RED MAGICIAN HAIIRO IS APPROACHING FAST. ...Is that a scythe? That's a scythe (apparently). She gets slower.
[20:09:22] <Haiiro> H-hey now! I crossed a lake, not a river!
[20:10:32] * @Elly sees the shape moving in an odd pattern towards her. With a mighty voice, she calls out!
[20:10:38] <@Elly> HALT!
[20:11:12] * Haiiro halts!
[20:11:16] <Haiiro> OK, did that.
[20:11:22] * Haiiro starts moving again!
[20:11:31] <@Elly> H-hey!
[20:11:56] * Haiiro starts moving to the side~
[20:11:56] * @Elly moves the crook scythe in front of the figure in an attempt to stop her.
[20:12:31] <@Elly> S-State your business!
[20:13:36] <Haiiro> Business? I'm just exploring. Exploring is my business. I thought this was a no-man's land, but it turns out it isn't!
[20:14:07] <Haiiro> ...Oh my...that's it! Maybe I should make maps!
[20:14:26] <@Elly> You can't just go sight seeing...! Especially at Mistress's house.
[20:14:41] <Haiiro> ...B-but anyway, what IS this place? Red lake, mansion in the middle of nowhere--a mistress too?
[20:14:56] <Haiiro> But, the mansion isn't scarlet, so...er-hem.
[20:15:16] <Haiiro> Anyway, why not~? Is it dangerous? Rude? Cause you'll stop me~?
[20:15:59] <@Elly> This Mansion is what divides the forbidden lands from here! It is my duty to protect it! E-even by force if I have to...!
[20:16:11] * @Elly raises her scythe threateningly.
[20:16:19] * Suruku is now known as Nazrin
[20:17:06] <Haiiro> Forbidden lands?
[20:17:33] <Haiiro> You're like, giving me every reason to break in I could possibly think of, you know~
[20:17:52] * @Elly stares at the strange girl
[20:18:10] * Haiiro is still red. She hasn't noticed at all.
[20:18:31] <@Elly> ( Just... who is she? She seems to be a troublesome sort... I can't let her in the mansion! )
[20:18:48] <@Elly> If you are trying to wake up the Mistress, then I can't let you!
[20:18:59] * @Elly tosses a tile as a warning.
[20:19:22] <Haiiro> Eh? ...Hoho-whoa, there.
[20:19:37] * Haiiro dodges the warning shot! It's a warning shot, so just moving to the side ought to do.
[20:20:00] <@Elly> G-go back to wherever you came, you strange person!
[20:20:05] * @Elly is shaking a bit.
[20:20:44] <Haiiro> Like, if you REALLY want me to not wake her up, I'll explore quietly. But I can't just back off, you know--wha? ...Geez, is everyone scared of me?
[20:21:37] <Haiiro> ...Everyone but that goddess, anyway. But pretty much everyone that has only a quarter of a reason to be...and I don't even have the dress yet...
[20:21:54] <Haiiro> ...well, scared or not!
[20:22:05] <@Elly> What are you going on about...? Stop being weird!
[20:22:16] * @Elly stamps her foot
[20:22:39] <Haiiro> But that's who I am~
[20:22:50] <Haiiro> So you gonna stop me, show me around, or run away~?
[20:23:20] * Haiiro twirls a bit. She seems perfectly ready to tango. With bullets.
[20:23:48] * @Elly grips her scythe tightly.
[20:24:12] <@Elly> ( This is for the Mistress... I swore to defend her with my life... )
[20:24:40] * @Elly reaches back and tosses her scythe at Haiiro.
[20:25:04] <Haiiro> Well, so be it~!
[20:28:19] * Haiiro , still red (but not any faster), is--geezus she can throw that thing?! Why is she all scaredlike then? Is she out of practice or something? Well either way, it calls for a quick rise in altitude. Scythes are bad news. Especially that one. In retaliation, Haiiro creates a small, black orb, and sends it towards Elly. It looks dodgable enough, but...that's quite a simple attack indeed.
[20:29:39] <@Elly> (( How strong is the orb? ))
[20:30:32] <Haiiro> ((Intentionally dodgable, the orb isn't all that strong at all. But it's not the kicker. The kicker is when it explodes on Haiiro's command, but everything as it comes, eh? :3c))
[20:31:04] <@Elly> (( Ah, would my tiles cause it to explode? Or is it on command? ))
[20:31:34] <@Elly> (( nvm I got this. ))
[20:31:40] <Haiiro> (( ~ ))
[20:32:07] * @Elly sees the orb move towards her and panics! She can't let the house get damaged or the mistress would kill her! She jumps at the tile and takes the hit.
[20:34:21] <Haiiro> (( The tile? Or the orb? <_> ))
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[20:36:14] * Topic is 'The border between Gensoukyou and PC-98'
[20:36:14] * Set by Elly on Wed May 22 19:52:44
[20:36:19] <@Elly> [20:34] <Elly> (( orb ))
[20:36:19] <@Elly> [20:34] <Elly> (( Because I am bad at stuff ))
[20:36:20] <Haiiro> ((INTERNET PLEASE.))
[20:38:32] * Haiiro detonates the orb! Black Bale up in this! Danmaku shrapnel kind of hurts, especially considering it was point blank! It is just magic/danmaku in the end, but...
[20:39:07] <Haiiro> H-hey! You're not supposed to jump INTO it! Are you an idiot or something?
[20:39:19] * @Elly falls downwards to the ground, pretty cut up from the blast. But she has an odd triumphant look on her face.
[20:39:23] <@Elly> *pant pant* Got... you.
[20:39:55] * @Elly sends the scythe she threw to boomerang towards Haiiro.
[20:41:01] <Haiiro> W-what do you--
[20:42:51] * Haiiro realizes something with the combination of words and that SHARP PAIN IN HER BACK. She manages a partial dodge, but a nasty cut is a nasty cut indeed. She even leaks red! Which, while being red, kind of hides it, for both shades of red are about the same.
[20:44:01] <Haiiro> Y-you're kidding...sneaky! I like that!
[20:44:11] * @Elly weakly grabs the scythe on the rebound, it dragging her a bit on the rebound. She uses it to pick herself up.
[20:44:35] <@Elly> I'll... do whatever it takes to defend my mistress...
[20:46:35] <Haiiro> ...Are...are you seriously going this far to defend her right to nap...or her privacy, or something? When I said I'd be quiet?!
[20:46:47] <Haiiro> I'm not going headhunting, here!
[20:46:52] * @Elly blinks a bit.
[20:47:06] <@Elly> You're... not going to cause a ruckus?
[20:48:45] <Haiiro> That...might have been the plan at one point, but it definitely wasn't when I realized there's probably a deadly maid in there or something, and that you have the coolest scythe ever. To say nothing of the mistress herself, whoever that is. Jeesh.
[20:49:29] <@Elly> I... think you have the wrong Mansion.
[20:50:21] <Haiiro> If you switch the color of the lakes and teach you martial arts, I bet I wouldn't be able to tell them apart from the outside.
[20:50:24] * Haiiro shrugs!
[20:51:39] <Haiiro> T-that said, I might want to postpone my exploration until I get this cut healed up. Gonna take a bit more than I've got here, jeesh...
[20:51:55] * Haiiro attempts to look at the cut, then realizes she can't see it because IT'S THE SAME COLOR AS SHE IS.
[20:52:03] <Haiiro> ...Oh. Oooohhhh.
[20:52:09] * @Elly looks at herself. She sees the wounds she has.
[20:52:13] * @Elly sighs
[20:52:29] <@Elly> I will not draw my scythe to those who thrown theirs down.
[20:52:39] <@Elly> Come, I'll get you taken care of.
[20:53:03] <@Elly> Just don't tell mistress...!
[20:53:13] <@Elly> ( And don't bleed on our rug! )
[20:53:26] * Haiiro patches herself up. Meaning, look normal (as in, Haiiro's version of normal, which is still abnormal but whatever) again. Except the cut, which is totally red as it ought be.
[20:53:49] * @Elly looks on with awe.
[20:53:58] <Haiiro> A-alright then! I can patch a little up with magic, but not the whole thing, so this is appreciated!
[20:54:07] <@Elly> What... are you?
[20:55:04] <Haiiro> Fun question! A human that is no longer a human, but a being of magic. The most magician-like magician, if you will~
[20:55:17] <Haiiro> T-that doesn't stop me from bleeding though.
[20:55:26] <Haiiro> Or from hurting. Ow.
[20:55:48] <@Elly> I... see
[20:56:02] * @Elly motions with her scythe to come in.
[20:56:51] * Haiiro does so! Hoping that she's not suddenly stabbed in the back. That would be pretty nasty.
[20:59:48] * @Elly takes her through the foyer, past the kitchen and to Elly's room. The room is decorated with all sorts of unusual items, one of which seems to be a black uniform. She opens a cabinet and dresses Haiiro's wound with rare herbs and bandages it.
[20:59:54] <@Elly> There. All patched up.
[21:04:49] * Haiiro had looked around with wonder while being led around! The room being filled with unusual stuff really catches her eye. The uniform, too! And the herbs, being used to patch her. She's pretty sure they aren't poisonous. This is good.
[21:05:21] <Haiiro> Thank you~ ...Will YOU be fine, though? You kinda ate a Black Bale there, so...
[21:07:35] <@Elly> I'm a Youkai. I'll heal up pretty quick~
[21:07:35] * @Elly reaches into a chest and brings out a small bottle. She takes a swig
[21:07:35] * @Elly sways a bit
[21:07:35] <@Elly> Just needs a little time~
[21:10:38] <Haiiro> Oh, that's neat. Not as durable as you sorts. It'd be nice if I was, but can't have it all. ...Oh? ...Huh. That...is that a sort of uniform, or just a nice outfit?
[21:11:03] * Haiiro motions to the uniform! She's not sure if it's a uniform, but it does seem out of place compared to any other clothes in the area.
[21:11:28] * @Elly looks towards the black uniform.
[21:11:51] <@Elly> Ah... that was before the mistress found me. I was a fearsome sight to behold those days.
[21:12:01] * @Elly takes another thoughtful swig.
[21:12:20] <@Elly> Nowadays Kurumi takes care of the pests... so I don't get to practice much anymore.
[21:14:24] <Haiiro> (And now she starts shaking when an intruder comes near! I mean, I think I was pretty scary there, but...eh, whatever.)
[21:15:03] <Haiiro> Kurumi? ...I musta snuck by her. Color changing is really, really neat. But...huh. You're kind of a fearsome sort now, but maybe that's just the scythe now. N-no offense, or anything. You can wield that thing. Props!
[21:16:55] * @Elly swings her scythe around playfully.
[21:17:22] <@Elly> I'm able to make it go wherever I want. I'm able to control the aerodynamics of anything I throw,
[21:20:26] <Haiiro> Neat~ ...I can imagine the things one can do with that, aside from that kind of a sneak attack. Really gotta be handy!
[21:21:24] <@Elly> Hehe~ *hicuup* Saaaay, you look like someone I like. Care for a drink?
[21:21:37] * @Elly tosses the bottle at Haiiro
[21:21:45] * Haiiro imagines them. Sudden side swiping, disorienting danmaku clusters, throwing fragile objects and having them gently reach their destinations after a quick travel--
[21:22:34] * Haiiro , despite thinking that, attempts to catch it in a hurry. Cause if she doesn't actually do that it might hurt a bit.
[21:23:46] <Haiiro> ((And the question is, DOES IT SLOW FOR HER))
[21:24:18] <@Elly> (( Does what slow? ))
[21:25:46] <Haiiro> (((The bottle, that she's tossing. Given her thought process it's a thing to ask.))
[21:27:08] <@Elly> (( She can control aerodynamics so it should have floated gently towards her. Curse me thinking one thing and not writing it! ))
[21:30:32] * Haiiro , one way or another, catches it without a fuss, praising herself for thinking of that use just as it was being used for her!
[21:31:04] <Haiiro> Hmmmm....well, is it good? ...Why am I asking, it's probably good. Sure!
[21:32:06] <@Elly> You talk a looooot.
[21:32:19] * @Elly slurs her words slightly.
[21:33:49] <Haiiro> I...do, yes!
[21:34:07] * Haiiro takes a swig, herself! Stop talking until you've drank a little, Haiiro.
[21:35:27] <Haiiro> ...This...iiis prettty goood~
[21:37:28] <@Elly> Mhm. It calms my nerves~
[21:37:28] * @Elly staggers upwards.
[21:37:28] * @Elly falls over.
[21:37:28] <@Elly> Oops~
[21:37:28] * @Elly uses her scythe to get up.
[21:38:33] <@Elly> I have to *hiccup* watch the mansion, the door is that way. *points in two general directions*
[21:38:49] * @Elly stumbles to her post
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[21:39:30] <Keine-Sensei> ((Spectatin~))
[21:40:41] <Haiiro> Aaaalllright! And I'll just...make...not make...something about ruckuses and sharp things orr somethin.
[21:41:51] * Haiiro wanders about! Maybe she's not all that resistant to alcohol. Clearly, she needs to drink more. Until then, she's going to aimlessly wander around~ Exploration!
[21:42:22] * Haiiro leaves the bottle behind. She finished it quite quickly. Geez.
[21:43:01] <@Elly> (( So I guess that's the end of the rp with a drunk door guard and a possibly destructive magician :O ))
[21:43:09] <@Elly> (( or... what do you think? ))
[21:45:17] <Haiiro> (( Unless there's furniture or moving bits that look decidedly sinister or something, that might be that! If there is, there might be an explosion. V: ))
[21:45:35] <@Elly> (( Doooooooo it ))
[21:46:29] <Keine-Sensei> ((....))
[21:47:50] <Haiiro> (( Sometimes a few swigs and a violent situation and an unknown place throws someone off. It's quite the odd situation! And maybe there's a clock with those noises every hour--I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME BREAKING A CLOCK ))
[21:48:31] <@Elly> (( Elly might be too drunk to stop you .-. ))
[21:49:02] <Keine-Sensei> ((....))
[21:49:30] <Haiiro> (( Welp. ))
[21:52:25] * Haiiro wanders about! After some time, she's near a clock, those kinds that go DING, DING or something every hour, questionable thoughts pervading her mind. What if this is all a ruse? What if she's pretty much been invited into the lion's den? For that mistress? Oh god, she had a scythe, she must be a god of death an--OH LOOK THERE'S THE DINGING.
[21:53:01] * Haiiro panicks, BLOWING UP THE CLOCK with standard issue danmaku! DANG IT, SHE WAS RIGHT. SHE CAN'T BE SO CARELESS.
[21:53:43] * Haiiro suddenly comes to her senses. ...Sort of. Crap, wasn't she...ruckus...cause a ruckus? This isn't a trap, it was something about ruckuses.
[21:53:58] <Haiiro> What was I...blow up, not blow up...
[21:54:42] * @Elly hears a loud explosion and rushes onto the scene, falling a few times but getting up.
[21:54:56] <@Elly> Hey... did you hear that?
[21:56:18] <Haiiro> ...Yeah, I...think that clock tried to stab me...or something. Is it because I wasn't causing a ruckus?
[21:56:36] <@Elly> Bad clock...!
[21:56:36] <Haiiro> Did you...try to keep me out so I would be safe from the appliances?
[21:56:50] <Haiiro> ...It's OK though. I can take em.
[21:56:57] <@Elly> I got them...!
[21:57:16] * @Elly takes a wild swing with her scythe.
[21:59:14] * Haiiro stands back! Gotta stay away from the god of death, the trained scythe of destruction, intent on slaying many of its own. No, not Elly. The scythe.
[21:59:51] <@Elly> Did I get them?
[22:00:07] <Haiiro> G-geez, you're good at telling this stuff what for. I think you got em.
[22:00:18] <Haiiro> But they might be playin' dead. Get em again.
[22:01:36] <@Elly> Oh no...! I have to protect the mistress!
[22:02:07] * @Elly makes several random swings at the air, occasionally striking some furniture
[22:02:38] <Haiiro> So that was it. They've...been planning this! The threat was within all along!
[22:03:00] * Haiiro attempts to cast Black Bale, but fails entirely.
[22:03:21] <Haiiro> ...Ah, rats, they're even trying to seal my magic. But they can't seal this!
[22:03:52] * Haiiro randomly fires at the furniture instead. This 'not making a ruckus' thing is going well, isn't it?
[22:04:12] <@Elly> (( And now I wish we had a Yuuka ))
[22:05:20] <Haiiro> (( Indeed, indeed. D: ))
[22:05:24] <@Elly> (( I don't think she would be this heavy of a sleeper ))
[22:05:24] <Keine-Sensei> ((Can I be Yuukai~))
[22:05:24] <Keine-Sensei> ((I'll come out with a crazy insane smile~
[22:05:24] <@Elly> (( Go for it. Do your best though ))
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[22:08:11] * Yuuka_Kazami wakes up at the racket that's going on inside her home.
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[22:08:40] * Yuuka_Kazami tests
[22:08:55] <@Elly> (( D: ))
[22:09:00] * Haiiro is still going at it. They all look like they're down, but she knows better. They always look like that.
[22:09:03] <Yuuka_Kazami> ..
[22:09:04] <@Elly> (( Test in OOC ))
[22:09:09] <Yuuka_Kazami> What is with this racket...
[22:09:31] * Yuuka_Kazami yawns slightly as she descends the stairs of her little abode, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.
[22:10:03] <Yuuka_Kazami> (What in the world is going on... I don't remember inviting any guests today...)
[22:10:55] * Yuuka_Kazami 's eyes suddenly widen at the trail of destruction that was left in what was the living room of her home.
[22:11:09] <Yuuka_Kazami> (How in the...?!)
[22:11:38] * @Elly stands in the room still swinging at the air.
[22:12:23] <Haiiro> ...There's...so many of them!
[22:12:42] * Haiiro is fully absorbed in breaking everything. She's really gonna have to learn that repair spell.
[22:12:51] <Yuuka_Kazami> ..
[22:12:53] * Haiiro messed up the italics. Just a bit.
[22:14:12] * Yuuka_Kazami reaches for the umbrella that she normally keeps hanging on the now destroyed cupboard that sat under the gap in the stairs.
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[22:14:59] <Yuuka_Kazami> .......
[22:15:02] * Haiiro spared the umbrella. It was clearly an innocent.
[22:15:09] <Yuuka_Kazami> Okay, let's deal with this logically.
[22:15:49] * Yuuka_Kazami floats over to Elly, who is the least dangerous at the moment.
[22:16:50] * Haiiro notices Yuuka. REINFORCEMENTS! Of the humanoid kind. Not a hostile. That's good. Resuming destruction of inanimate objects.
[22:19:10] * @Elly looks at her mistress and beams
[22:19:38] <@Elly> Hello Mistress~ See how Elly-chan defended the mansion so you can sleep?
[22:19:58] * Yuuka_Kazami grabs the scythe and impales the tip of her umbrella through Elly's coat/shirt thingie, and drags her towards herself.
[22:20:11] <Yuuka_Kazami> You call... THIS defending?
[22:20:25] * Yuuka_Kazami waves to the sea of destruction that reigned in what used to be a perfectly respectable living room.
[22:20:35] <Yuuka_Kazami> What exactly is going on here?
[22:21:07] * @Elly starts to cry violently.
[22:21:38] <@Elly> Mistress... *sniff* is upset with me.
[22:21:40] <Yuuka_Kazami> (Not this again...)
[22:21:55] * Yuuka_Kazami pulls the umbrella ever closer and gives Elly a hug.
[22:22:14] <Yuuka_Kazami> Now now, I'm not angry with you, I just want to find out... what exactly is going on her-
[22:22:18] * Yuuka_Kazami notices Haiiro.
[22:22:42] <Haiiro> D-don't make her cry! She's deffending you frrom these vile, sneaky furnitures!
[22:22:52] <Haiiro> I...decided to help out!
[22:22:56] <@Elly> Mhm!
[22:23:02] <@Elly> She's my friend.
[22:23:16] <Haiiro> ...after nearly being done in by that clock, but...well, learning the hard way...
[22:23:21] <Yuuka_Kazami> ... I'll let it slide because you're Elly's friend... but what exactly...
[22:23:40] <Yuuka_Kazami> ....... My clock is not alive... it was an antique... and took me quite a while to locate...
[22:23:50] <Yuuka_Kazami> ...
[22:23:58] * @Elly buries her head into Yuuka.
[22:24:04] <@Elly> I was so scared...!
[22:24:05] * Yuuka_Kazami 's grip on the umbrella tightens
[22:24:17] <Yuuka_Kazami> (Must... shoot... something...)
[22:24:28] <@Elly> (( Something she would not normally do being so stoic ))
[22:24:48] * Yuuka_Kazami eventually calmed down the desire to destroy the world in indignation at having her prized possessions and her home turned over.
[22:25:21] <Haiiro> ...It was probably the boss, then! Having been there so long...it...must have gathered this to begin with!
[22:25:32] <Yuuka_Kazami> ...
[22:25:37] <Haiiro> I think they've surrendered! We've taken down the leader!
[22:25:44] <Yuuka_Kazami> Elly, explain to me where exactly we are again? Just as a brief summary.
[22:26:43] <Yuuka_Kazami> I'm just going to check your memory a little
[22:27:24] <@Elly> Well...! There was this red girl, and she talked a lot, and she tried to be noisy and I said no but then she said yes and then I said no and she said okay, then we went to my room and we drank a bit and then I went back to my post and then a scary clock attacked her and then I helped her fight the beasties!
[22:27:40] * Yuuka_Kazami pats Elly.
[22:27:51] <Yuuka_Kazami> Okay I got the history. Now, again, where are we?
[22:28:08] <Yuuka_Kazami> We're in Mugenkan remember?
[22:28:21] <@Elly> Mu...gen...
[22:28:27] * @Elly stumbles over the words
[22:28:46] <Yuuka_Kazami> Mu Gen Kan
[22:29:28] * @Elly hiccups.
[22:30:05] * Haiiro does the same. ...and tries it herself.
[22:30:15] <Haiiro> Moo...gen...can...
[22:30:19] <Haiiro> ...what a name.
[22:30:32] * Yuuka_Kazami motions in a slightly offhand manner, and causes some flowers to grow under Haiiro, pushing the individual closer to her and Elly's position
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[22:32:17] <Yuuka_Kazami> Well then, since we're lacking in furniture because you both destroyed it all whilst fighting a mysterious "intruder", why don't we take a seat on these flowers for now, and figure things out slowly shall we?
[22:32:49] <@Elly> Boo...!
[22:33:08] * Yuuka_Kazami grows some unusually large sunflowers.
[22:33:21] * Haiiro is not normally pushed by flowers! But she is, and clearly this person is thankful for rescuing her from this furniture by slaying their leader and his loyal followers in a battle for the ages, so she doesn't resis--...wait something doesn't feel right. ...Does she not kno--ah. The logic in her head is screaming at her.
[22:33:38] <Haiiro> ...E-er...all...right?
[22:34:02] * Haiiro takes a seat! She suddenly feels uneasy Was she in f--ow, logic, stop that. It hurts.
[22:34:04] * Yuuka_Kazami eases Elly into the nearest sunflower, before taking a seat at another one.
[22:34:35] * @Elly hugs the flower
[22:34:39] <@Elly> Hello flower~
[22:36:25] <Yuuka_Kazami> (She's far gone... I think I'll  have better luck with the 'other' one)
[22:36:25] * Yuuka_Kazami directs her piercing gaze at Haiiro, who seems to be... half in pain and half coherent... either way much better than Elly over there.
[22:36:25] <Yuuka_Kazami> Well then... let's hear your side
[22:36:25] <Yuuka_Kazami> (Before I decide to impale you on the end of my umbrella and launch you into the nearest patch of youkai sunflowers)
[22:37:23] * Yuuka_Kazami grumbles silently to herself at this problem which should have never occurred in the first place. Maybe she should consider putting a lock on her wine cellar.
[22:37:23] <@Elly> (( It was in my room ))
[22:37:30] <Yuuka_Kazami> ((Yuuka wouldn't know that~))
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[22:39:50] <Haiiro> ...A-alright...where'd it begin now...geez, my head hurts. ...No wait, my back hurts.
[22:40:23] <Yuuka_Kazami> .....
[22:40:52] <Haiiro> R-right. Where was I.
[22:40:58] <Yuuka_Kazami> (Maybe I should just knock them both out, throw them into a bed, and clean this mess up myself and ask later.)
[22:42:22] * Yuuka_Kazami sighs whilst pinching the top of her nose.
[22:42:24] <Haiiro> ...Was wandering around, there was a red lake, snuck by, encountered...Elly-chan, got into a scuffle...made up...
[22:42:29] <Yuuka_Kazami> (This is NOT what I wanted to wake up to)
[22:42:36] <Yuuka_Kazami> ....
[22:42:40] <Yuuka_Kazami> (What happened to Kurumi?)
[22:43:05] <Yuuka_Kazami> (I need to have a word with that vampire later.)
[22:43:23] <@Elly> (( I've lost the mood to RP. ))
[22:43:28] <Haiiro> ...something something, next thing I know that clock started making noise, surely to begin the assault, right next to me, to take me out of the picture...
[22:43:32] <Haiiro> (( DD: ))
[22:43:43] <@Elly> (( Seriously, that ruined my day ))
[22:43:56] <Yuuka_Kazami> Yes, I understand, keep going. What did you do next then?
[22:44:44] <Haiiro> (( We'll just assume Elly finally passes out, then ))
[22:45:01] <@Elly> (( Kay. Sorry folks ))
[22:45:03] <Yuuka_Kazami> ((Already WAAAY ahead of you))
[22:45:15] * @Elly goes into a deep sleep, hugging the sunflower.
[22:45:18] <Yuuka_Kazami> ((That's why I chucked her on a sunflora and turned my attention to you, Haiiro ))
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[22:45:34] <Haiiro> ((Ahh~))
[22:46:24] <Haiiro> ...Well, clearly that clock was leagued with everything else, and while I was thinking on that, Elly-chan came, and we beat em up together. Sneaky, but not sneaky enough.
[22:47:27] <Yuuka_Kazami> (... I would kill her right now, but something tells me it's not going to make this growing irritation disappear. Best not waste my energy on things that don't require it.)
[22:47:34] <Yuuka_Kazami> Okay then.
[22:47:59] <Yuuka_Kazami> Now that you've... miraculously saved yourself from these murderous furniture... What are you going to do about my house?
[22:48:31] <Haiiro> ...But I think they DID get me in the end. Got this killer headache...hope my head is...er, the furniture was murderous, sooo...I'll...sweep up the remains?
[22:48:41] * Haiiro is not sure what she should be doing!
[22:48:44] <Yuuka_Kazami> ... That would be a good start
[22:49:02] <Yuuka_Kazami> (I better get the flowers to help out a little, I don't trust her to work alone.)
[22:49:35] * Yuuka_Kazami passes the drunk Haiiro a broom and dustpan and sends her off to start her work.
[22:51:00] <Haiiro> They messed with my magic, so I guess I'll need an actual broom for this--t-thank you. ...This broom won't try anything, right?
[22:51:07] * Yuuka_Kazami claps her hands gently, and youkai flowers begin to spawn from the walls.
[22:51:16] <Yuuka_Kazami> No it won't. I double checked before I gave it to you.
[22:51:39] <Haiiro> Allright. Can't have them taking revenge for their fallen on me, after all.
[22:51:59] * Haiiro gets to work! She does a horrible job, but that's a given, considering her state.
[22:52:57] * Yuuka_Kazami makes sure the flowers are doing their jobs properly at least, before she picks up Elly with both arms and tucks her into Yuuka_Kazami's own bed.
[22:53:19] <Yuuka_Kazami> (Geez you little thing, stop making my life more difficult.)
[22:53:59] * Yuuka_Kazami goes back down to the ground floor, looks at the wrecked room, sighs, and then finally pulls out another broom and dustpan and gets to work.
[22:54:13] <Yuuka_Kazami> (At least it's something different in my routine I guess)