Seasonal Stuff Guide - Now Under New Ownership

GOOD/USEFUL SEASONAL CONTENT
== HOLIDAY STORYBOOKS ==

HERO'S HEART DAY
Snugglebear Helm - This helm acts as an armor for the Snugglebear class. Snugglebear is an underpowered joke class, but a class is a class.
Indecent Proposal - This DC trinket stuns a target for two turns. Handy for stunlock shenanigans.

LUCKY DAY
Lucky Hammer - This hammer costs DCs, but you can just buy the lowest level version and show it for the special. Boosts the power of critical hits.
Exp/Gold Farming - If you character is of a low-to-mid level, you can invite level 90 player guests and fight in the Ghoulidays war; your gold and exp yield will be scaled to level 90.

MOGLOWEEN
Akaz's Ampoule Ring - BiS STR ring. Not much more to say. Top priority content.
Pumpkinlord class - Objectively worse than its evolved counterpart, but it's really easy to get and a class is a class. No skin off of your teeth.
Evolved Pumpkinlord class - It's a pretty good turtle class that's great against stunnable enemies. A class is a class.
Shadow Hunter class -  Not great, but a class is a class.
The Barons Fearless Helm - BiS for Fire resist. Also Bacon, but who cares?
BraveSirRobins Fearless Helm - BiS for Nature/Energy resist.
ZardSlayer Blade/Staff/Shiv - Does 30% bonus damage to Reptilian enemies, but costs DCs.
Bloody Monster Hearts - If you're looking to upgrade a doom weapon, you can farm Bloody Monster Hearts via Oaklore Onslaught or Doomwood Onslaught faster than you can with the non-seasonal quest.
Gnarly Guitar of Doom - Cosmetic for the DoomKnight class. (Unlocks Rocker custom.)
Stretchy Candy Cape - High +crit, CHA, and All resist. Even though it's powercreeped both offensively and defensively, it's still incredibly easy to get for the stats it gives you.
Light of Ebil Dread - BiS Ebil, and Thorn Replica for non-crits, making it very useful for farming/warring.  Costs 240 DMs.

THANKSTAKING
Bonehead - The best equippable healing pet in the game, but requires either copious farming or a DC purchase.
Electric Hair - Offers an amazing +20 to Light AND Darkness resistances, but it's temporary.
Erythrocitrus Band - BiS DEX ring. Not much more to say.
Unlucky Doom Essence - If you're looking to upgrade a doom weapon or merge DeathKnight gear, you can farm Unlucky Doom Essence via Zorbak's Thankstaking War faster (on average) than you can with the non-seasonal quest.

FROSTVAL
Ancient Frost Moglin Mace/Staff/Knife - 5% chance on hit to reduce enemy healing by 10% for 10 turns. Useful for some niche +health stacking applications. Also tied for Bis Ice resist and CHA.
Coaleptimini - A pet that applies a big 2-turn Blind on turn 5, then every 15th turn thereafter. Has niche use for -Bonus posts, though it's overshadowed by Chimera and especially Dragon.
DragonBlaser - Does 30% extra damage to Dragon enemies and 15% extra damage to Reptilian enemies. Also has a high sellback, so it doubles as a decent option for gold farming.
Enchanted Frostcrown - +25 Int makes this the BiS Int Helm, though you're generally better off just using Vilmor's Helm instead. Costs 100 DMs.
Frost Dragon Head Blade/Staff/Dagger - 5% chance to heal 5% of your health on-hit; one of the best weapon specials in the game. Note that many Frostval weapons have the same special, but this is the only one that has a DA tag for free storage.
Frost Moglin class - Good for farming. Also, a class is a class.
Nick's Toasty Cape - Costs 200 DCs, but is arguably the BiS cape, mainly because it lets you reach 100 immo + all with DM gear and Apotheosis.
Togslayer class - Easy to train and a class is a class.
Snow Repose - 50 of each mainstat but -crit and 93 damage range make it a niche weapon for attacks that are independent of weapon damage like Chi Bomb or Continuum Slip. Costs 200 DMs.
Ultra Merged Akriloth Tooth Fragment - You'll need this to get the Heart Scale, which is BiS for Fire/Energy resist, and another one to get the Meltface Akriloth Figurine.

== Seasonal Things Not In Storybook ==
FEBRUARY
Boxhat - BiS Good/Evil stack.

JUNE
Amulet Scythes (DDSoE/ADSoE) - These weapons can swap between 8 elements. Though they cost 500 DCs, they're a massive QoL improvement. Also, they're BiS Ice and Darkness resist. You should get the Doomed one if you only plan to get one, as it has a smaller damage range.

JULY
Fourth of July Weapons - 10% on hit to apply a 5 turn, 40% DoT. The best nonrare DoT weapons in the game, but they cost a small amount of DCs. Get the lowest leveled ones to save DCs.

DECEMBER
Antithesis Weapons - +50 mainstat Ice/Fire weapons with 96-96 damage range. The best offensive Ice/Fire weapons in the game, though they cost 500 DCs a piece.

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Credits to TFS for making the original one.