One Bedroom (2018)

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No stress!

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We'll fix those street lights!

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Everything's gonna be ALL
WHITE! Nothing to fear.

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You all were a mess
before we got here.

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You go burn that lease and
please be civilized

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or else we'll have to
call the police.

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Could you believe this black
man had the nerve

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to walk a tad bit
too close to me?

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He looked just like one of
those rappers on TV.

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I got uncomfortable, went ahead
and dialed the authorities.

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It's okay to sell your soul.

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We'll revive your local bar,

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advertise it with a bullet hole.

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We'll buy your properties so low

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as you watch your
community cripple.

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Wait 'til you're gone, flip it,

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and then sell it for triple.

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Enough with culture, diversity,
artist, musician, actor.

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Where or however they
end up to me,

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it's just not a factor.

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But hey, no racists here.

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I voted for Obama,
all lives matter.

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♪ Beautiful, Brooklyn was ♪

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♪ When you were here Brooklyn
was beautiful ♪

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♪ Brooklyn was beautiful ♪

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♪ Brooklyn was beautiful ♪

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♪ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ♪

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♪ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ♪

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♪ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ♪

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You all right, Nate?
Yeah.

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After what happened yesterday,
man, I'd have thought

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you'd have stayed
home today, bruh.

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Man, there's nothing to do
there but smoke weed.

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At least you can do it all you
want now,

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without listening to her
complain.

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I'm already as high as I'm
gonna get, dude.

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Figured I might as well come in
and cut some hair,

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make some money.

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Whoa, word on the street is,
there's a new bachelor

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on the loose my man.

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You told him?

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Nothing we didn't already know.

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Y'all were together
five years man,

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that was supposed to be wifey.

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You weren't even supposed to be
here today.

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Uh huh.

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Must feel good man, getting the
place back to yourself

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getting in the groove like a
player, hear me?

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No man, it's not even like that.

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I look around, it's fucking
ghost town in my house.

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All I see is nothing, I feel
these moments of our love

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everywhere. I touch shit, it's
just love emanating

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out of couches and cushions.

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Oh lord, you sound like a bitch
now.

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Yeah man, you call your mother
yet?

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Yo, I'm a man my dude, why you
gotta talk about my mom?

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No need to get swoll my dude.

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You know what and fuck you,

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because you're the one who put
all my business

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out in the street. And you know
what?

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You just sit there and you read

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your 50-year-old Ebony
magazines.

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We're all gonna work
in silence today.

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I don't know none of you
motherfuckers.

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Who he think he is? Shit!

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Yo brother, if you didn't want
to talk about it,

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you'd have kept your
silent ass home today.

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I'm not allowed to work?

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I can't make money?

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I'm just saying, bruh.

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Melissa left yesterday.

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We know.
We know.

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My brother...

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What happened?

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Nothing, what?

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You didn't tell them?

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Psh, I didn't tell them
everything.

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I wasn't there for everything.

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I was just there for
the beat down.

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She hit you?

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She did not hit me,
no, she didn't hit me.

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Why do you want her to stay if
she is hitting you?

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That's that gender equality.

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Stop it, no she didn't hit me.

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- Are you sure?
- Yes.

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Because it is classic
for abuse victims

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to deny everything.
That's true.

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You know what..? Mosey, come on.

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She didn't hit him.

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Thank you.
At least not

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when I was there.

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Okay.
I don't know what

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happened after that.
You know what?

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I am in pain, I lost somebody.

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It doesn't matter man,
she's not dead.

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You're just not hitting it

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from the back anymore, man,
that's all.

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A broken heart really needs a
little levity, okay?

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So why you got to be
such a sour puss?

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We all friends man,
now let's talk, talk it out.

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Now who sounds like the bitch?

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Yo, Chess, why don't you hit
him off

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with your liquid breakfast man,
loosen him up, man.

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Get his mind right.

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Shit, you don't smell
the weed on him?

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He's already high.
So all right then, Nate,

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What's good?
How'd it go down, bruh?

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Oh goodness.

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That was

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I'm gonna miss you,

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that was... I'm gonna miss you a
lot.

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I'm going to miss you, too.

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You still love me?

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I'm not doing this anymore,
Nate.

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We're moving on.

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I'm trying not to love you.

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Yeah, your logic is tight.

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But, yes.

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If that's what you're wondering.

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Yeah, kinda. Yeah, I mean I
know I wasn't the only one

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that felt something just now
when we were,

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you know, bonin'.

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That extra minute was special
because I didn't get you

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an anniversary gift
two weeks ago.

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You know what I was
thinking

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while you were in the shower?

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What?

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I was thinking that maybe this
isn't really happening.

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It's happening.

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My mother always said it's
better to break up

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while you still love someone.

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Breaking up while you hate
someone

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usually ends in murder.

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Yeah, but that's my point,

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we don't hate each other, right?

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We love each other, we said it
a bunch of times

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in that flurry of passion.

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That flurry of passion was a
goodbye fuck.

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It was?

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You were the one who said 'How
about a goodbye fuck?'

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That's right.

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I obliged.

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Can't believe I did that.

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I knew you'd twist everything
the second it was over.

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What?

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I'm not twisting anything! I
just think

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we don't have to break up
because we had great sex.

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For us, great sex, we were in
there crying

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it was all emotional, I mean,
doesn't that mean anything?

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Does it?

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You want to know what I was
thinking about in the shower?

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Maybe.

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I was wondering how
long will it take

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to wash your smell off of me,

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because I don't want to smell
you tonight

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when I go to sleep in my new
home and you know what?

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I can still smell you. Fuck!

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Let's just forget this morning
ever happened.

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No, I don't want to forget what
happened this morning.

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I do, think about something
else.

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Don't you have school work?

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It'll get done.

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I bet if you had your study
partner you'd be more focused.

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See, you want me to leave you
alone,

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but you keep bringing up
bullshit.

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Fine.

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And another thing, I want my
teapot back.

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You mean the teapot
you bought me?

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I bought it for the apartment.

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When I moved in you
heated your water

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in the microwave, like a
heathen.

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What are you talking about,
"heathen"?

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That shit is technology.

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It's mine, I'm taking it.

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So you don't want tea, then?

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Yes?

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Yes.

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I don't want to talk about it,
just get over here now.

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I don't give a shit about
Alternate Side,

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I'll pay for the ticket.

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Here you go and don't forget
you got

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the sneakers by the door.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh, and I'm gonna need your
address for the mail.

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No you won't.

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Don't you care about your mail?

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Why do you think I found in
apartment in secret?

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I'm already getting my mail
there, thanks.

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Yeah, but you know sometimes...

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You know what, anything that
slips through the mail Nate

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you can have, go crazy.

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Okay, you know what?

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I was just trying to be nice.

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You want this to be nice?
Nicer than this.

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I have nothing to be nice about.

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You have nothing to be a bitch
about.

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Fuck you.

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You already did that today

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and that still didn't
chill you out.

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You're a fucking waste.

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You know what?

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Your heart wouldn't be breaking
over a fucking waste, babe.

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You cheated on me, that's why
I'm a bitch.

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You want a bitch,
you got a bitch,

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you ungrateful motherfucker.

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Not ungrateful, listen I know
that you helped me

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get a lot of shit straight in
my life.

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Damn right, I did.

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Okay, I said thank you, right?

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What else do you want from me?

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You could have thanked me
before you went

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and fucked a 20 year old.

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Slow down, all right. I did not
do nothin'-

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Oh see another lie.

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And I'm pretty sure that that's
not a lie okay.

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What?

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You say you're at school, but
it's not on your schedule.

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You say you're with Mosey, but
really you were

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with those BMCC girls.

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I like your place.
Thanks.

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How's the rent?
I don't talk about it.

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Your girlfriend handle the
decorating?

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Yeah, yeah, she's
got a little skill.

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She fixed this place up.
Before she moved in,

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all I did was decorate with
magazines.

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I've actually been looking for
a place.

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Are there any spots open like
this?

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No.

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The only way to get a place
like this

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is to be really rich or to live
here your whole life

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and wait for your
parents to die.

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You just saying that because

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you don't want me to live here.

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No, it's true, my mom
owns this building

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and you know she
wants to kick me out

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so she can get more for rent.

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So the idea that I'm gonna help
you, is not very likely.

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So basically you don't want no
trouble?

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Oh see now you're just messing
with me.

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So you gonna tell me you don't
feel what's happening?

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With what?

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With you and me?

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What?

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Nate, I heard about you, stop.

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All right, listen,
all right, okay,

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sometimes I get a little
reckless if there's a party,

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but this is my girlfriend's
place, too,

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so if we're done studying,
you know...

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You wasn't talking about her
last week

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when we was dancing.

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Okay yeah I was flirting with
you, but--

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You flirt with everybody.

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I'm a DJ.

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That's what' DJs do,
that's how I get tips.

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- A DJ?
- Yeah, I gotta

256
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,062
flirt a little bit.
- Listen.

257
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,365
You and I connect on
some real shit.

258
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,570
♪ You know what you get ♪

259
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,973
♪ Everyday is Christmas ♪

260
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,877
♪ Oh yeah there ain't no
conditions ♪

261
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:06,217
Oh okay, yeah you, music is
definitely more your thing.

262
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,388
You like that?
Yeah, that was really--

263
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:18,296
Okay, Justine, you are young
enough to be my niece.

264
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,434
Don't you have a boyfriend?

265
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,503
He plays basketball
for St. Johns.

266
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,572
It's an open relationship.

267
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,275
Yeah, I guess that's the way
you'd have to go with that.

268
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,776
You got condoms?

269
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:36,347
That's you kids don't
mince, do you?

270
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,683
Why waste time with words?

271
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:43,421
I'm hot, you're a six,
let's do this.

272
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,625
Okay listen, Justine, I know
what you think

273
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,394
is going to happen, but I--

274
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,532
Okay six, a six is your bottom
for getting freaky?

275
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,602
This isn't getting freaky.

276
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,903
This is studying.

277
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,173
That's why I thought you called
me here today,

278
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,343
the whole group canceled, it's
just me and you.

279
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,213
I thought I was helping you out.

280
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,984
You did, thanks.

281
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:13,885
Yeah.

282
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:19,557
Listen, I've always been
attracted to older men.

283
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,227
Oh man, there it is, see I knew
that was gonna come.

284
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,494
Facts.
Thank you Justine.

285
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,198
Yeah, that's great, oh, that's
really nice.

286
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,469
Thank you, okay.

287
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,713
Thank you, that's

288
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,448
let's you an Uber.

289
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,182
You know what listen, I don't
care about your girlfriend.

290
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,218
That that makes one of us.

291
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,321
Yeah, but does she know what
most men want?

292
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:52,991
What's that?

293
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,659
Someone who can keep a secret.

294
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,629
Okay, then well please keep
this one.

295
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,432
You want me to touch him?

296
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,503
Okay, thank you, no, you've got
to go, you've got to go.

297
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,039
I'm not an idiot,
you fucked her.

298
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,374
I did not.

299
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,176
I love how every time you tell
the story,

300
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,578
you are somehow the hero

301
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,747
just trying to preserve
everyone's honor.

302
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,416
Are you saying that isn't me?

303
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,852
Not if it's the same Justine
who takes selfies

304
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,186
with her ass sticking out.

305
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,226
Learn how to close your apps.

306
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,428
You practically live on her
Instagram.

307
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,866
Okay, well you're
worse than the NSA.

308
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,536
Nate, I know you
think you're smart,

309
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,904
but you're not smart.

310
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,040
You're stupid, okay?

311
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,408
You're stupid,
you didn't even try to hide it

312
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,476
you left her fucking
wine glass out

313
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,078
with the lip stain all over it.

314
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,247
Justine brought the wine, she
was trying to impress me

315
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,250
because I'm so dope, like you
used to try to impress me,

316
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,252
but you don't anymore, because
you don't think I'm dope.

317
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,287
You know the whole place smelled
of her cheap ass perfume.

318
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,056
That's not my fault.

319
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,891
You changed the sheets.

320
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397
You didn't clean up anything
else she left behind,

321
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,433
but you changed the sheets,

322
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,468
you made sure to change the
sheets.

323
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,369
Why is that?

324
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,374
Since when have you ever even
about doing that?

325
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,079
Well.

326
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,016
Of course.

327
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,919
You don't have an answer
because you're guilty.

328
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,953
I'm not guilty.

329
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,289
You changed the sheets.

330
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,590
I didn't sleep with that chick.

331
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,792
You changed the sheets.

332
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,695
- Yeah because--
- Because you slept with her

333
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,831
in our bed, well you keep the
bed now.

334
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,967
I just said that she came over

335
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,102
and things got a little hot,
but I got a hard-on okay,

336
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,771
I'll admit that shit, but
nothing happened with her.

337
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,174
Okay, I kicked her out and
frankly kicking her out

338
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,509
didn't do shit for my blue
balls,

339
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,379
so I went into the bedroom and
I stroked it off

340
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,616
and you know I got a little on
the sheets and pillows,

341
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,719
well I got a LOT, a lot on the
sheets and pillows,

342
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,855
because even if it's only three
minutes,

343
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,523
I'm like Lexington Steele when
I pop,

344
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,192
I mean that shit was just
everywhere so I just

345
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695
gathered everything up, put it
in the laundry bag,

346
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,398
didn't have time to wash it and
get it back on the,

347
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,800
you were about to come home.

348
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,269
I'm just lucky you didn't walk
in with a black light.

349
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,539
See?

350
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,508
Look, the gears are turning,

351
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,877
see you know that I'm telling
the truth.

352
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,548
I, I don't... Maybe

353
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,020
it's stupid enough to be true.

354
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,655
And you just called me stupid.

355
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,995
I was wondering why the sheets
didn't smell

356
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:47,398
of her perfume, you didn't have
time to wash them

357
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,370
and there were never any hairs
or other fluids.

358
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,838
Who the hell are you supposed
to be, CSI?

359
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,206
Of course there were no other
hairs or fluids,

360
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,542
just my man juice, a pretty
girl came onto me,

361
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,510
so I stroked it off, sue me!

362
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,950
Whoa, is this what, that's what
this is about?

363
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,052
That's what you had to go on?

364
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,688
Cora said--
Cora said?!? Oh!

365
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,124
Cora said?!?

366
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,461
Cora's the one fucking up my
shit right now

367
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,696
because I like to jerk off in
bed

368
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,799
instead of in front of a
computer, like your brother.

369
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,102
She said it seemed suspicious.

370
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,571
Well, she was wrong, wasn't she?

371
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,139
It did seemed suspicious.

372
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,209
It seemed suspicious because
she made it up.

373
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,311
That doesn't make any fucking
sense!

374
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,947
All right fine, you didn't
cheat, happy?

375
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,816
That's the best you got?

376
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,851
I'm sorry, Nate.

377
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,829
It's okay, I forgive you.

378
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,933
'Cuz I love you we just suck at
communicating

379
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,402
and I'm gonna do a better job
of letting you in.

380
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,073
I've been watching a lot of OWN,

381
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,209
because I'm trying to fix all
of this.

382
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,980
I just have to go Nate.

383
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,654
And now I want tea, shit.

384
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,129
Okay, when people have trouble
communicating,

385
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,165
they talk it out or they get
help,

386
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,432
only punks cut and run.

387
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,834
Then I'm a punk.

388
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,436
Okay, but you're not still mad
at me, right?

389
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,387
- What?
- Well I mean

390
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:34,337
this whole breakup thing was
because

391
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,940
you thought that I hit it with
Justine,

392
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,476
which I did not, so.

393
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,712
Not everything is about you and
Justine,

394
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,582
and besides I don't know that
you didn't sleep with her.

395
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,685
Yeah, but you have doubts
though.

396
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,221
I have doubts about Justine.

397
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,557
I don't have doubts there were
others.

398
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:57,195
Why do you think I didn't sleep
with Justine?

399
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,796
- Can we stop--
- No no no no,

400
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,566
seriously, do you have any idea
why I didn't sleep with her?

401
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,218
Tell me.

402
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,869
Because flirting is automatic,
not emotion.

403
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,974
Yeah, that is right and she's a
knucklehead.

404
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,644
Why am I gonna get emotional
over some knucklehead for, huh?

405
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,346
Knucklehead's can't measure up
to the future

406
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,181
that you and I were building. I
didn't sleep with Justine

407
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,750
because I believed in us.

408
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,319
I didn't hit it for the same
reason

409
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,820
that you never cheated on me.

410
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,057
What?

411
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,697
This is gonna be a tough
midterm.

412
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,764
Not if we've done our jobs
right.

413
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,168
We both teach sixth grade, but
I don't think

414
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,270
as much of my students
as you do.

415
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,038
This shit is hard.

416
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,908
Jason, it's just a midterm.

417
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,311
You want some more tea?

418
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,854
You know it shouldn't be a crime
to challenge sixth graders.

419
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,157
That's what I teach my students,
what do you teach yours?

420
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,394
Mostly what their rights are

421
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,464
if ever they're held by the
police.

422
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,069
So where's Nate tonight?

423
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,238
DJing some college party.

424
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,339
But it's Wednesday.

425
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,875
He had his midterms too.

426
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,046
Guess he's letting off some
steam with his friends.

427
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,682
You don't want to go?

428
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,386
Please. I'm over it.

429
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,289
These are his college years,
let him has his fun.

430
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,459
Oh well, it's great that you
also support him.

431
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,495
We have an understanding.

432
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,496
Well he's lucky.

433
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,837
But you deserve to have some
fun too.

434
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,574
Right?

435
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,277
♪ One with each rising and
setting of the sun ♪

436
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,180
♪ Whatever may come, I'm about
to have fun ♪

437
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,648
♪ Cut my losses, grin it and
bear it ♪

438
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,450
♪ Rather I bury it,
don't force it ♪

439
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,951
♪ And won't forfeit ♪

440
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:19,704
So he starts getting these
phone calls

441
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,205
at four in the morning.

442
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,342
I know what's going on,

443
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,679
but what's the point in
complaining now?

444
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,582
He's what I deserve.

445
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,789
Hey, hey, you don't deserve
anything but to be happy.

446
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,563
We don't even talk about
marriage anymore.

447
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,934
You're engaged?

448
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,037
I'm getting married this summer.

449
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,273
Happy?

450
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:02,813
Very.

451
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,272
That's some slutty shit!

452
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,541
I hate you!
Obviously!

453
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,343
Oh sure, now you want tea.

454
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,412
Well at least I don't have to
smoke or drink

455
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,447
at all hours of the day like
some people.

456
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,883
No, only when you're cheating
on some people!

457
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,485
I didn't cheat, I was
retaliating!

458
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,792
Get the hell out of here?

459
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,527
She said that?

460
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,361
How?

461
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,562
How?

462
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,230
Because you slept with Justine
in our bed.

463
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,749
What?

464
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,267
You just said that you know I
didn't sleep with Justine.

465
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,701
I didn't know that at the time

466
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,204
and even if it wasn't Justine,
there were others Nate,

467
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,306
in other beds, don't lie to me.

468
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,641
There were others.

469
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,343
Oh!

470
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,047
She flipped it like that?

471
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,451
Yup.
Yo real talk.

472
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,686
I didn't think she had it in
her like that.

473
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,490
And she knows that nothing
happened with Justine?

474
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,058
Yeah.

475
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,126
But she gave this guy some trim

476
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,661
to get back at you for screwing
her?

477
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,562
Yeah.

478
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,732
And she definitely fucked him
in your bed?

479
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,600
Yes.

480
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,435
She washed the sheets?

481
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,269
Yeah, she must have dude, I
didn't even

482
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,471
know about it till yesterday.

483
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,139
Whoa!

484
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,377
Hey, see that's how they do.

485
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,513
Hell, Nate, how do you keep from

486
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,015
blowing your brains out man?

487
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,617
That's some ruthless shit that
she did there.

488
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,518
No it ain't.

489
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,787
It's justice.

490
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,255
Are you serious, Lou?

491
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,524
Your boy got played.

492
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,428
Look, you're my man
50-stacks-shirt-off-my-back,

493
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,929
but you know was dead wrong for
messing

494
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,365
with that young girl or any of
them girls for that matter.

495
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,867
You're supposed to be in here
getting your life together,

496
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,101
trying to get up out the shop,

497
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,536
but instead you running around
here

498
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,138
like you're on Love and Hip
Hop. That's your problem.

499
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,657
You know what your problem is?

500
00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,175
You think you can solve everything
with your stupid rhymes.

501
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,676
Whether it happened or not,

502
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,812
you wanted me to think that you
fucked

503
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,947
or could have fucked those
stupid college girls.

504
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,682
That is what your ego is about,

505
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,184
making yourself believe you
have a big dick

506
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,453
and making me feel like shit.

507
00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:24,288
How can they be stupid if
they're in college?

508
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,624
I was stupid in college.

509
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,791
What?

510
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,126
You know what?

511
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,460
Maybe I wouldn't have to cheat
if every time

512
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,997
we had sex you didn't have to
wait for it to be over.

513
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,365
I wouldn't have to cheated if
you didn't smell

514
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,233
like Patchouli, Hennessy and
weed every time

515
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,368
you climbed on top of me.

516
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,802
That doesn't even matter.

517
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,204
You brought another dude here.

518
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,740
You shouldn't be moving out, I
should be kicking you out.

519
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,843
And what should have been the
final straw for me?

520
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,279
How many chances did I give you
before Justine?

521
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,850
Nothing happened with Justine.

522
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:57,755
What about April, Lexi,
Cinnamon?

523
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,526
Oh yeah yeah, I know about her,

524
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:06,864
that you put a part of your
body into the mouth

525
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,234
of someone named Cinnamon.

526
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,070
I don't even know how I can
look at you.

527
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,506
How'd you find out about that?

528
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,709
What is that? You didn't win
anything,

529
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,444
you just slept with a married
man.

530
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,912
Engaged.

531
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,681
Same difference,
he's married now.

532
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,916
Well, it was only once and
that's something

533
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,719
that Jason and his wife will
have to figure out.

534
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:31,388
This is the same woman that
teaches children.

535
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,390
How do you get to judge me
after what you did?

536
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:37,094
I get to judge you after five
years of cheating on me.

537
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,295
Yeah, for all you know,
all my cheating

538
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,865
was exaggerated, but what you
did was premeditated.

539
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:42,700
No.

540
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,068
Yeah, yeah, that's what you do,

541
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,036
you just brought him over here
to seduce you.

542
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,338
No.

543
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,639
I know what you do, you find
some little idiot

544
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,274
off the banana boat and you
bide your time

545
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,710
and then you claws into, your
fangs into him.

546
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,445
I know how that works.

547
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,947
I didn't bring him over here to
seduce him.

548
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,717
I knew that he would try to
seduce me

549
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,051
and I figured I'd just let the
chips fall

550
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,953
wherever they may fall and--

551
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,322
That's some whore shit. Whore!
Whore!

552
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,992
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon!

553
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,628
♪ Day-O Day-O Day-O ♪

554
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,229
It doesn't matter what you say
about Justine,

555
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,964
you're a liar, I didn't just get

556
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,066
pictures off your phone, stupid.

557
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,570
You know what?

558
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,138
Good, get the fuck out of here.

559
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,507
I'm gonna need you to move your
stuff off my desk.

560
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,742
Don't worry I'm moving it.

561
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,410
I've been asking you all week
so--

562
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,812
Hey, I said I'm moving it,
you're still packing.

563
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,948
Well now I'm kinda in a hurry.

564
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,491
What took you so long?

565
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,593
I told you I wanted to be out
by noon.

566
00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,529
Talk to Cora, I was ready.

567
00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,364
She had me waiting outside her
place for like 45 minutes.

568
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,533
I didn't know what to wear.

569
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:52,102
We're moving dusty boxes, does
it matter?

570
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,004
They're dusty boxes?

571
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,006
Okay do you have a shirt I can
borrow?

572
00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,610
Look if I get a ticket, you're
paying it.

573
00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,445
I told you I would, didn't I?

574
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,480
Look, that's my mother-in-law's
van,

575
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:04,481
I finally got her liking me.

576
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,616
I don't need you messing that
up.

577
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:06,984
You know how hard it is to get

578
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,453
a Dominican mother-in-law to
like a black dude?

579
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,089
That shit is muy difficulto.

580
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,161
Damn, you got mad shit up in
here.

581
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,062
Will it fit?

582
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,247
Well, we gonna make it fit,

583
00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:21,464
because I ain't coming back
here.

584
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,367
- Melissa, shirt?
- Come on.

585
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:26,537
Hi, Nate.

586
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,906
Yo kiss my ass, Cora.

587
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,208
- Ah shit.
- Yeah shit.

588
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,343
What'd you tell her, what'd you
tell her?

589
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,179
I told her the truth.

590
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,214
That what, Justine was
suspicious?

591
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,684
She was, it was, the whole
thing was suspicious.

592
00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,486
Why, we're working together?

593
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,221
Why did you have to work here?

594
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:48,826
Because study group, that's why.

595
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,060
Yo, is this desk coming with--

596
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,462
I'm moving it, damn.

597
00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,131
The fuck is he talking to?

598
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,401
You told her to check the
sheets.

599
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,036
That's what I would have done
in her situation.

600
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,904
But you're never in her
situation,

601
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,839
because you don't get attached.

602
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,708
And this is why, the pain.

603
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,010
Men are pigs and you're a man,
so...

604
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,212
This is what you're listening
to.

605
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,848
Nate, at the very least you
should not have been

606
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,884
studying alone with another
woman in the apartment

607
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,786
you share with girlfriend.

608
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,521
I mean come on, dude, did you
not think

609
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,490
that will make her feel
uncomfortable?

610
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,192
Okay.

611
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,262
I'm sorry.

612
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,764
Thank you.

613
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,031
We can agree on something.

614
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,367
Nothing happened with Justine.

615
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,469
Says you, why don't you tell
her that shit,

616
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,371
you tell her all my other
business in the street,

617
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,939
why don't you tell her that
shit?

618
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,107
Tell her.

619
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,309
His story actually makes sense.

620
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,577
- In your face!
- Okay, well what

621
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,779
about the sheets?

622
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,280
Don't worry about my sheets.

623
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,149
You keep your mind
out of my sheets.

624
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,567
I don't worry about the sheets?

625
00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:47,984
No, you don't worry about, no
we don't gotta

626
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:48,952
talk about my sheets anymore.

627
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,621
Fine, well what--
Point is you were wrong.

628
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,756
- Whatever, whatever.
- You were wrong.

629
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,925
Whatever, you won one,
congratulations Nate.

630
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,460
Why can't you just mind your
own business?

631
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,495
She's my best friend,
she is my business.

632
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,497
So why don't you get
some facts before you

633
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,566
spread out advice like diarrhea?

634
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,068
I don't understand
Nate.

635
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,970
Are you angry because
we were right

636
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,639
that you did have
another woman here

637
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,240
or that I care about my friend?

638
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,947
Get out of my house,
you first, quickly,

639
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,816
get the fuck out. Now.

640
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:19,783
He's gonna change his tone.

641
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,585
He's gonna stop cussing at me.

642
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,026
What?

643
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,795
I'm not gonna miss you.

644
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:32,996
Ted, we were never fucking.

645
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,966
Yeah, because I never liked you.

646
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,101
I'm pretty sure that's not the
only reason.

647
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,772
I mean she helps you get on
your feet

648
00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,608
and you repay her by messing
around with sluts.

649
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,043
They're called students.

650
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,613
I don't know what took us so
long

651
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:54,685
to see that you are cocky,
narcissistic, no talent nobody.

652
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:59,289
You're nothing but a pretend DJ
and a terrible barber.

653
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,992
I ain't forget how you fucked
up my head.

654
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,127
If my mother was alive to see
what a piece of shit

655
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,796
my sister wound up with,

656
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,131
she'd never stop stabbing her
eyes out.

657
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,836
Are you gonna help me
move this shit,

658
00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:14,204
so you can hurry up and get
back to the top

659
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,907
of the Empire State Building,
motherfucker?

660
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,843
You look like the fifth Ninja
Turtle, the brown one.

661
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,979
Yeah, get that one, move that
shit Kong.

662
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,417
Girl, I lent this to you like a
year ago.

663
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,819
Well now you have it back.

664
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:30,721
I wanted to get your
clothes dirty.

665
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,528
What's wrong?

666
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,797
How am I any different from
Nate?

667
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,901
If he didn't really sleep with
that chick

668
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:47,537
then me and Jason,
that was for nothing.

669
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,206
No it wasn't.

670
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:53,176
Girl, Jason is hot, Nate is
like a three.

671
00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:56,179
Why did I even listen to you?

672
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,015
Revenge fucking, what am I, 19?

673
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,384
Okay, I'm sorry I was wrong
about

674
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,152
one thing, I'm not perfect.

675
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,022
But you wouldn't stop talking
about it,

676
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,156
so I know you had fun.

677
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,594
I couldn't stop talking about
it because I felt guilty.

678
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,463
Yeah right, guilty, #humblebrag.

679
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:21,104
So nothing happened with her?

680
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,673
Who, Justine?

681
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:24,942
No.

682
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,643
So you're honestly going to
stand there

683
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:27,978
and tell us that you've
never been

684
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,947
with any other woman besides
Melissa?

685
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,151
Nah, you know what's--

686
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,486
No, don't worry about what I
know.

687
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,822
We're concerned with what I
don't know.

688
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,891
Because if you can
actually say no,

689
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,959
then maybe we were wrong and
this can be worked out.

690
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,498
All right, well once.

691
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,167
- Once?
- See?

692
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,736
Cinnamon, Cinnamon I told you
about her.

693
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,471
Yeah, yeah that's why you're
admitting it.

694
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,907
Cinnamon?!? You fucked a
stripper is what you're saying.

695
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,125
She's a stripper.

696
00:32:58,126 --> 00:32:59,342
First of all, she's not a
stripper.

697
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,346
She goes to church every Sunday
and it was once.

698
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,981
Once.

699
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,082
- Really?
- Yeah.

700
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,185
Because I vividly remember
seeing you

701
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,288
at a bar in Williamsburg
flirting with

702
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,291
some Asian chick in a Mets cap.

703
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:18,328
You disappeared into the
bathroom for like 15 minutes.

704
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,765
I saw you, but you definitely
didn't see me.

705
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,634
- Okay, maybe twice.
- Twice?

706
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,837
- Oh.
- Ain't shit motherfucker.

707
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,138
- That's what I'm saying.
- Three, four, five, six.

708
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:28,972
What did I tell you about this
guy?

709
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:29,806
Why?
What?

710
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,174
I told you--
The whole time

711
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,342
he was lying.
- Want to give it

712
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,263
to me that I don't know?
- This is not what

713
00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:34,183
mommy would have wanted.
- All right, don't even

714
00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:35,103
go there right now.
- You slept with some

715
00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:36,023
hard heads.
- Look at him.

716
00:33:36,024 --> 00:33:36,943
You don't listen.
- Ganging up on me for.

717
00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,048
Hi Nate.
- What's up man?

718
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,317
Yeah, sure.

719
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,552
See man that's the thing about
you, right?

720
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,788
You can't be trusted, first
it's once,

721
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,057
then it's twice, then it's just
an Asian chick

722
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,558
in a bar bathroom.

723
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,993
- What's up, Mosey?
- What's up, man?

724
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:53,030
- Did I come at a bad time?
- No no, fuck these ghosts.

725
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,667
- Want some of this?
- Yeah man, I'll hit that.

726
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,102
Want to borrow something else?

727
00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:02,639
Oh, man, if I could...

728
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,541
Yeah, man hit them stacks.

729
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:09,513
Ooh, I can't wait till we get
rid of you.

730
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,081
See you're a piece of shit man,

731
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,249
you've got piece of shit
friends.

732
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,083
Whoa whoa.
- And you like

733
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,418
piece of shit girls.

734
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:17,487
Yo, you should take
that back man,

735
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,222
because I love your sister.

736
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,826
Pssh, doubt it, you only seem
to love yourself.

737
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:23,660
Ted, you don't even know what
the fuck

738
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:24,995
you're talking about man.

739
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:25,829
Hey get the fuck out of my way.

740
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:26,662
She's not no saint, now what
you telling

741
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,198
my boy Ted here?

742
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,732
Gotta all up in the clouds, she
ain't no saint, dude.

743
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,368
Word?
- Yeah, that's right.

744
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,653
You know what she did?

745
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,937
She brought another dude back
here to fuck him.

746
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,505
That's right, son.

747
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,773
Oh, you didn't know about that.

748
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,208
You didn't tell Ted all about
this shit?

749
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,944
Yeah, she got another dude back
here to fuck him

750
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,946
all because she thought that I
cheated on her,

751
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,115
which I did not, everyone
should know that

752
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,284
I did not cheat on her, that
shit should be canon by now.

753
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,385
Nate, just shut up.

754
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,786
What, what, Ted wants to make
judgements,

755
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,521
he should make all the
judgments.

756
00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,457
She slept with some guy?

757
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,624
That's right.

758
00:34:56,462 --> 00:35:00,263
So I'm supposed to be on your
side now?

759
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,533
Yeah, she's stupid.

760
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,603
Look man, I love her too, but
she's stupid

761
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,105
for sticking around with

762
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,273
your poot butt ass for so damn
long.

763
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:14,544
Look man, she's a lady and you
like club hos.

764
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:17,314
Club?

765
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,316
This nigger, club hos?

766
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,985
Look man, we knew this wasn't
going to last, right?

767
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,987
Some clown that she met in the
subway,

768
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:26,523
look she would have been better
off with the rats.

769
00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:31,094
Oh pump your breaks, nigger,
subway,

770
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,762
the fuck you talking about, you
told,

771
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,732
you told him we
met on the subway?

772
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:42,572
How long are we staying?

773
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,908
- As long as you want.
- I want to leave now.

774
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:48,478
No stop it, come on
we're gonna have fun, yas?

775
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,247
You made it!

776
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,518
Of course, where's your boy?

777
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,685
Over there.

778
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,588
My niggas!

779
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,860
Okay, birthday boy getting
funky.

780
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,933
You ladies want some drinks?

781
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,501
They got bottled beer?

782
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,303
I think they got a Corona or
something.

783
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,071
I'll take one of those.
Unopened.

784
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,774
Okay. For you?

785
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:23,380
Just give me something special,
surprise me.

786
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,048
All right, I'll be back.

787
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,951
Just give me something special.

788
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:28,952
You're just asking to get
roofied.

789
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,020
Just being nice.

790
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,321
You hardly know him.

791
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,856
What is your problem?

792
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,724
You said you would try to have
a good time tonight.

793
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,626
And you told me we were going
to a movie.

794
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,698
This is better, come on, chill
out, mingle.

795
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,803
Or you can just call him back
and tell him

796
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,222
that you've changed your mind

797
00:36:49,223 --> 00:36:50,639
and that you'll marry him and
move to Cleveland.

798
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,709
- Columbus.
- What?

799
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,212
Vincent wants to get married
and move to Columbus.

800
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,913
How is that better?

801
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,218
Dranks, dranks, dranks.
Mm.

802
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:06,456
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's
go, let's go.

803
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,360
Once upon a time in Kings
County Hospital,

804
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,762
a black boy was born,

805
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:16,833
this boy is all Brooklyn, he's
all black.

806
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:21,605
His is Bud Baxter. Today's his
birthday!

807
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,941
I don't know a single
motherfucker here,

808
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,576
but I love you all tonight.

809
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,279
Thanks for showin' love.

810
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,587
♪ Shawty ♪

811
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,090
♪ Shawty ♪

812
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,259
♪ Shawty ♪

813
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,928
♪ Shawty ♪

814
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:48,298
♪ Shawty ♪

815
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,634
♪ Shawty ♪

816
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969
♪ Shawty ♪

817
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:57,040
♪ Shawty ♪

818
00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:01,478
♪ Shawty, Shawty, Shawty ♪

819
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,884
♪ Shawty moves so dangerous ♪

820
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,053
♪ I can't explain it ♪

821
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,422
♪ She make it all
feel painless ♪

822
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:15,425
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

823
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,927
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

824
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,463
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

825
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,566
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

826
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,675
What up?

827
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,009
Happy birthday.

828
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:36,413
Oh, you know what, thanks.

829
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,448
Shouldn't you be DJing?

830
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,784
Yeah, but you know I'm tired,

831
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,752
I've been doing this all night,
I haven't even had

832
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,988
a chance to have my little
birthday beer yet,

833
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,524
so they all just chill and
listen to Shuffle.

834
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:50,327
It's a nice party.

835
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:52,762
Really?

836
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,432
I don't even know these people.

837
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,166
- But you are the birth--
- No no, you see,

838
00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:02,238
Instagram, Facebook,
Chemistry.com, MySpace,

839
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,974
people just want to know where
the open bar is.

840
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:08,712
Well I'm not on my MySpace,
Facebook or Instagram.

841
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,080
You're not on Instagram?!?

842
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,783
Damn.

843
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,718
My friend Cora.

844
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,887
I don't know who that is.

845
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,255
She came with Trent?

846
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,926
He said he was your boy.

847
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:28,164
No, no, I just didn't want to
celebrate 30 alone.

848
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,134
Well, that's depressing.
You sure don't know

849
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,236
anyone else at this party?

850
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:39,542
Um, I know those two guys over
there look like barbers.

851
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,813
Uh, I know that guy.

852
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,284
Oh. Well, I'm Melissa.

853
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,823
Now I know you. I'm Nate.

854
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,260
Why don't you tell me something
about yourself, Melissa?

855
00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:01,931
Well, I really love teaching.

856
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:06,069
I'm a really good swimmer and I
don't know how to drive.

857
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,105
Okay.

858
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,142
Tell me something about
yourself.

859
00:40:15,347 --> 00:40:18,081
I'm very lazy.

860
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,349
And I'm very high class.

861
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:21,317
I love to eat.

862
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,119
That's it?

863
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,956
I'm also pretty close to my
mother.

864
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,758
Ah.

865
00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:35,932
♪ I can't explain it ♪

866
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,935
♪ She make it all
feel painless ♪

867
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,371
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

868
00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:43,807
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

869
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,309
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good ♪

870
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,911
♪ Looking for good times, ♪

871
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,880
♪ Looking for good times,
looking for good times ♪

872
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,782
♪ She said the love affair's
over folks ♪

873
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,485
♪ He found another one just to
hold her close ♪

874
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,654
♪ After all the lies and
trouble though ♪

875
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,923
♪ He broke her hurt and now
we're stuck on four below ♪

876
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,892
♪ She says she wants to lose it
just hold her ♪

877
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,294
Melissa, wait.

878
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:23,346
So like normally when I would
see like art on a wall

879
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,815
I would be like put it in a
frame, but like

880
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,586
I'm okay with this, like this
isn't tacky, you know

881
00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:32,989
I think it's like the
composition you know.

882
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,791
- Yeah.
- So do you do you

883
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:35,925
live here by yourself?

884
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:37,994
Yeah.

885
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,166
Yeah, I like love this
neighborhood.

886
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,002
How do you even afford this?

887
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,838
I grew up here.

888
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,442
My mom owns this place, so I'm
never gonna leave.

889
00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,778
Shit, well you let me know if
you want a roommate.

890
00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,680
All right.

891
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,108
It's empty, do you mind?

892
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,243
No doubt.

893
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,747
- Melissa?
- I'm good.

894
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:31,648
Okay.

895
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,388
This is you, kid.

896
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,790
Don't fuck it up, they want it.

897
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,526
- What are you doing?
- What?

898
00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:44,761
- Leave.
- Are you kidding?

899
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:48,264
Do you see the chemistry that
we have?

900
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,367
You've trained for this, pace
yourself.

901
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:52,502
You have a guy.

902
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:57,206
Yeah, well he turned out to be
a loser, so...

903
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,008
And you only discovered this
after having

904
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,044
your tongue down his
throat all night?

905
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,845
How else you gonna find out?

906
00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,014
But who gets you first?

907
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,382
I mean what if I die during it?

908
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,585
I mean they're both pretty hot,
like an eight,

909
00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,187
but what if they die during it?

910
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,323
I'm pretty hot, like a nine.

911
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,125
I can't handle no dead bodies.

912
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,294
He didn't even invite
you back here.

913
00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:19,963
You just glommed on.

914
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,631
Oh, he wants me here,
believe that.

915
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,466
Yeah, the way
you're throwing it at him.

916
00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,469
I don't have to throw
all of this.

917
00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:28,237
What's wrong with you?

918
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,307
You don't even like Cora how
did she get back here?

919
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,109
Damn, these chicks stick
together.

920
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:37,213
Oh shit, it's a cock block.

921
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,983
Damn it, I walked into another
cock block.

922
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,651
All right girl it's time for
you to go.

923
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:46,422
Okay, I will let you
have this one,

924
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,491
only because you
never have any fun.

925
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,059
I'm sure you'll make it up by
fucking

926
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,328
someone after church tomorrow.

927
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,897
Ah you see how you got bitch in
you?

928
00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:57,967
That's why you about to have
dick in you!

929
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,476
Who says that?

930
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,440
Gave it up on the
first night son!

931
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,724
Two out of three holes right
there, your sister.

932
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,159
Why are you playing with my man
Ted like that?

933
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,126
He don't know what
a freak you are?

934
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,362
Yo, you better shut
the fuck up man.

935
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,563
What are you saying, man?

936
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:01,998
What are you saying?

937
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,833
That's what she did, that's
what we're talking about,

938
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:04,834
that's what you wanted to know.

939
00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,969
Yo Ted, it was just sex from
the giddy up,

940
00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:09,405
straight up jump street, you
know why?

941
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,442
Because that's how I role man,
that's what Bud Baxter do.

942
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:15,311
Man, shut the fuck up.

943
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:16,396
What the fuck is wrong
with you nigger?

944
00:45:16,397 --> 00:45:17,480
Oh now, I got this shit, I got
this shit, no man,

945
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,749
what's up, you want to step,
step to me man.

946
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:20,583
I'll take both you out
motherfuckers.

947
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,618
Oh really?

948
00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,652
Let me explain
something to you Ted,

949
00:45:22,654 --> 00:45:24,854
mixing it up, meet some couple
of hotty pants,

950
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,155
they want to get in your
fucking pants,

951
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,490
you bring them back to your
apartment,

952
00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:28,725
show them that's exposed brick,

953
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:32,095
they get all fucking wet. Those
panties come off, nigger.

954
00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:33,396
- Shut the fuck up.
- Nate!

955
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,164
What, don't even act like I
wasn't gonna get

956
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,901
that threesome, that shit was
on the fucking table.

957
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,236
I could have had you both
upside down on a sex swing--

958
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,387
- Nate!
- Shut up Nate!

959
00:45:41,388 --> 00:45:42,537
But it turned into a respectful
butt naked

960
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,407
sex for two because your sister
has such morals.

961
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,241
My dude!

962
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,075
What!

963
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,145
- Ted, Ted, no.
- Fuck you.

964
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,950
My dude, you almost had the
triple cheeseburger.

965
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:56,252
With a best friend.

966
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,287
You my hero now.

967
00:45:58,289 --> 00:46:00,356
Mosey, why you ain't say
nothing?

968
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,558
I found out when the fight
jumped off.

969
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,063
Nate, if I was you, I'd lead
with that.

970
00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:07,964
Why?

971
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,100
We giving niggers credit for
almost now?

972
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,937
If that's the case I can almost
hook you up with Deez.

973
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,540
Deez who?

974
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,908
- Deez nuts in your mouth!
- Oh!

975
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:24,547
- Got you, Chest!
- Deez nuts, deez nuts.

976
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,414
But you, seriously though,

977
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,750
so did he wear your out or what?

978
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,285
Are you serious dude?

979
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,921
Why would you automatically
assume that I got my ass kicked?

980
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:33,389
You cut hair.

981
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:36,092
So what's your saying is, if I
hadn't left

982
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:39,462
your birthday party early, I
could have taken Cora home?

983
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,597
Home to do what?

984
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,299
To show her pictures
of you and Jesus

985
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,468
at prom together you old
motherfucker?

986
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,974
You know what to be
honest with you man.

987
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,243
Even if you would
have married ol' girl,

988
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:56,345
you and her brother
would have never got along.

989
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,246
To be honest, y'all probably

990
00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:58,481
should have locked
hands months ago.

991
00:46:58,483 --> 00:46:59,849
Facts.

992
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,784
- That's what you get punk.
- Ted stop.

993
00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:04,787
Bro calm down man or it's gonna
be you and me next time.

994
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,022
I ain't got a glass jaw.

995
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,391
- What the fuck?
- Call them like I see them.

996
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:11,994
You know what,
I'm calling the cops.

997
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,797
- No you're not.
- Oh yes I am.

998
00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:15,731
To hell with that.

999
00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,734
You can't do that, you know I
got a warrant.

1000
00:47:23,775 --> 00:47:25,041
I'm calling them, you don't
live here,

1001
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:26,609
bring your big ass brother in
here to fuck me up,

1002
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:29,545
no no no you all going down,
hell with that shit.

1003
00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,785
You broke my phone,
motherfucker!

1004
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,186
You're paying for that shit,
you know that right?

1005
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,888
Fuck you!

1006
00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,289
- I'll pay for it.
- Really?

1007
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,391
You're gonna by some more shit
for this man?

1008
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,326
- Not now.
- Oh please

1009
00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:46,329
shut the fuck up! Shut up!

1010
00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,965
Can y'all let me go now, huh?

1011
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:50,333
Bro, you gonna calm down?

1012
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:54,604
Yeah, I'm good Hov. Damn,
Jigga Man.

1013
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,407
Baby Gap shopping ass nigger.

1014
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,647
Let's just stop talking okay?

1015
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,324
Listen man, you want me to hang
around

1016
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:17,260
in case he starts tripping
again?

1017
00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:19,245
No man, I got this I
can handle it.

1018
00:48:19,246 --> 00:48:21,229
No actually you don't, that's
why I'm asking you.

1019
00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,401
His knuckles have had enough.

1020
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,739
Listen man, if he starts
tripping again, don't call me.

1021
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,074
All right, you know what you do
to defend yourself?

1022
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:34,777
Pull your dick out.

1023
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,980
What?

1024
00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:38,381
Pull your dick and your balls
out.

1025
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:39,749
That's right, nobody want to
fight

1026
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:42,285
motherfucker got their dick out.

1027
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,552
Some motherfuckers tried to
jack me one night,

1028
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:44,754
you know what I did?

1029
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,822
Pulled my dick out, right on
them,

1030
00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,192
that's right, scattered like
roaches.

1031
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:51,861
Nobody gonna fight you with
your dick out, man.

1032
00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:53,529
- All right?
- All right.

1033
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,197
Take care of yourself man.

1034
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,966
- Got you.
- All right. Thank you.

1035
00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:57,400
Love you, boy.

1036
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:21,924
Just pick up the other stuff.

1037
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,092
I don't need your help, Nate.

1038
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:25,361
You want to get out of here
sooner or not?

1039
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,772
Next time you want to give
someone advice,

1040
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,307
why don't you tell her to get
some movers?

1041
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,809
My advice is not the reason

1042
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,244
you cheated on Melissa, so
we're clear.

1043
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,416
Can't you stop?

1044
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,651
We could have worked this out,

1045
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:49,618
you could have just kept your
mouth shut.

1046
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,320
Kept my mouth shut for what?

1047
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,389
For a man who doesn't respect
my friend?

1048
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,660
Where do you get that from?
Shit like that.

1049
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,961
Do you think it was appropriate

1050
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,697
for you to tell her brother
anything about her sex life?

1051
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:03,599
Okay, I get it, so you both to
get to put me on blast

1052
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:05,301
but I can't say anything about
her

1053
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,869
and that dude in my own bed?

1054
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:07,703
And you don't have to make up

1055
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:09,405
that shit about the threesome.

1056
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,109
The fuck did I make up? That
shit was gonna happen.

1057
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:15,811
Don't flatter yourself, Nate.
Please,

1058
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,613
she tells me everything.

1059
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,881
I already know you pop quicker

1060
00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,983
than a bag of Orville
Redenbacher.

1061
00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:22,451
There was never any chance of

1062
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,487
us hooking up, I can assure you.

1063
00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,355
I seen you do a lot
worse than me.

1064
00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,960
Yeah, but you'll never do
better than Melissa.

1065
00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:32,294
You know what, you don't know
what's gonna happen,

1066
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,462
the whole fucking thing is
random,

1067
00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,564
I could have hooked up with you
that night

1068
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,383
and then right now I'd be
breaking up with your ass.

1069
00:50:37,384 --> 00:50:39,201
No no no, I would have dumped
you much sooner.

1070
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,637
No doubt, but that doesn't mean
you get to stand here

1071
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,206
and put a hex on my whole damn
future love life.

1072
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,243
For the record Nate, I don't
hate you.

1073
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,813
I don't think I was asking.

1074
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,318
I know somewhere deep in your
black twisted heart

1075
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,220
you actually tried to be good
to her.

1076
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:02,758
Oh, thanks, that's very
generous of you.

1077
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,560
I heard about the
good stuff too.

1078
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,795
Ooh nice.

1079
00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:08,898
It's just this thing you guys
do now,

1080
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,934
where like, you want
to be kids forever

1081
00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:16,238
and you wear T-shirts and go to
superhero movies

1082
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,408
on opening night instead of
watching the news

1083
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,278
or reading a book, it's just
really shitty

1084
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,013
for a woman who want to be with
real men.

1085
00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:26,382
You saying I'm not a man?

1086
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:29,118
No, obviously you're a man,

1087
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,388
but what was your
father doing at 35?

1088
00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:33,456
Or your grandfather?

1089
00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:36,092
I bet I wouldn't even question
their manhood

1090
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:37,793
and I don't even know the dudes.

1091
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:43,933
Maybe you will meet a
woman as great as Melissa

1092
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,635
and maybe she'll meet
a guy that she loves

1093
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,970
as much as she loves you.

1094
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:51,107
Except he'll be a
man all the time,

1095
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,109
not just when it's convenient
for him.

1096
00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,945
Shit, maybe you'll
both do better

1097
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,847
and stop sucking at everything.

1098
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:04,854
You're not a bad guy Nate,
you're just a bad boyfriend.

1099
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,094
I should probably go see if
they need help

1100
00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,429
rearranging the van or
something.

1101
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:16,332
Yeah I doubt it and are you
gonna take a box?

1102
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,233
Nope.

1103
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,179
I don't think that's what these
bowls are for.

1104
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,515
Oh sorry.
It's okay,

1105
00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:36,452
but let's eat this looks really
good, you did a great job.

1106
00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:40,456
Thank you, I was trying to
impress you a little bit.

1107
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:45,361
So what should we do after
dinner?

1108
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,097
Oh, whatever you want to do.

1109
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,367
You don't have to work?

1110
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,502
No, this whole evening is just
for you.

1111
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,339
I mean I was thinking of
playing fewer parties anyway.

1112
00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:02,344
Why, Nate, you might actually
convince me

1113
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,513
you're ready to settle down.

1114
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,414
Oh snap.

1115
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:09,652
What do you I have to
convince you like still?

1116
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,453
What do you think
all of this is?

1117
00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:14,456
Now listen lady, we are not
married or anything,

1118
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:17,560
but we have bills together, our
credit is intertwined.

1119
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,230
I gave you my Netflix password.

1120
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,866
I don't just throw that shit
around.

1121
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,203
- No you right, you right.
- You're stuck with me.

1122
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:32,208
I'm like a tick. I'm gonna give
you Lyme disease of love.

1123
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:33,108
- Ooh.
- Yeah.

1124
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:38,681
This shit is serious.
Bonnie and Clyde,

1125
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:41,684
Mary J and Method Man.

1126
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,152
Ooh, that's some real love
right there.

1127
00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:44,053
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1128
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,588
- Okay.
- Can you handle that?

1129
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:46,889
- Mm-hmm.
- All right,

1130
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,124
Faith Evans and Biggie.

1131
00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:51,660
Don't die.

1132
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,162
- Well, don't kill me.
- Ooh.

1133
00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,839
You like rocking these huh?

1134
00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:07,343
- You like them.
- Yes, I do like them,

1135
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:09,845
you look damn sexy in them.

1136
00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,081
I just don't want you wearing
them to school

1137
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,018
because some big ass sixth
grader might make you his woman.

1138
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,186
Some of those sixth graders

1139
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,021
don't take no for an answer.

1140
00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,589
I doubt you could take them.

1141
00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:22,958
What?

1142
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,593
That's how it is,
you would just up

1143
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,263
and leave me for some kid.

1144
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,298
I mean, what can I say?

1145
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,066
I'm a vampire.

1146
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,334
They trust you.

1147
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:38,741
I didn't know that I was gonna
be with a vampire.

1148
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,546
Oh ho ho.

1149
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,150
Nice.

1150
00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,352
I figured it was better than
your other backpack.

1151
00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:54,657
It's great, thank you,
I love it. Here.

1152
00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,395
Ah.

1153
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:13,342
Yeah, I saw you looking at
them, so...

1154
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,747
Yeah, I was looking at them
because--

1155
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,683
Wait, you don't like them?

1156
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:23,085
No, that's not true, they're
great.

1157
00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:26,955
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1158
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,792
- Ah!
- Ah, Happy New Year!

1159
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:32,961
- Happy new year.
- Thank you.

1160
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,196
Oh this is

1161
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,367
ew, no, where's the Hennessy,
where's the Hennessy?

1162
00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:41,103
- No this is--
- Oh oh, why?

1163
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,004
What?

1164
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,306
You drink this shit?
- You gotta upgrade

1165
00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:45,674
your palate.
- Uh uh.

1166
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,616
Classy.

1167
00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,352
You don't know that at all.

1168
00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:57,786
I think that's where your
energy comes from.

1169
00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,688
That's the source of my energy?

1170
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,856
Yeah.

1171
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,291
It's all in the shoulder.

1172
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,201
What are you doing? Come on!

1173
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,410
We're almost done.

1174
00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:24,146
I'm sorry, I just need a moment.

1175
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,583
You better not be changing your
mind.

1176
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,621
I'm not, I'm just I'm really
gonna miss this neighborhood.

1177
00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:39,895
I swear I don't see what's so
special about it.

1178
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,365
It's historical, I ever tell you

1179
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,867
that Shirley Chisholm lived
around the corner?

1180
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,935
- Nah.
- And Laurence Fishburne.

1181
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,671
At least that's what one of the
neighbors told me.

1182
00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:52,274
So you stuck on this place
because Cornbread, Earl and Me

1183
00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:54,009
used to live out here?

1184
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,245
That's cool and all, but I
don't really care.

1185
00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:58,280
Mamasita Reyes
wants her van back by six.

1186
00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,381
I just want to appreciate

1187
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,216
the history of this
neighborhood.

1188
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:02,384
History is for people that

1189
00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:04,153
are afraid to learn
something new.

1190
00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:06,688
Enjoy your new place.

1191
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:10,058
A place I'm gonna go broke
paying rent in.

1192
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,910
I should have got a roommate.

1193
00:57:11,911 --> 00:57:13,761
At least you saved a ton of
money living with this clown.

1194
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:16,265
I pay $450 a month.

1195
00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:19,968
His mom charges him $900 a
month to live here?

1196
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:23,138
I know right, she's actually
being nice.

1197
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,807
That's a fact.

1198
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,476
Cheap rent in Brooklyn is a
powerful aphrodisiac.

1199
00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:32,114
See there you go getting into
TMI territory again.

1200
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,950
I already learned enough about
you today.

1201
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,920
Come on, Cornbread, you help me
get this van back by six.

1202
00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:39,221
I'll get you a soda pop.

1203
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:52,301
- Melissa.
- What?

1204
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,636
I'm sorry.

1205
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,639
I've owed you that
for some time.

1206
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,809
Well, today's not
about what I'm owed

1207
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,579
and besides, you don't even know

1208
00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,414
what you're apologizing for.

1209
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,151
Well, not specifically but I
know that I hurt you

1210
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:13,222
I love you and I lost
sight of that and

1211
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:20,362
ya know we made mistakes, I
made mistakes, you made mistakes

1212
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:22,431
but we can still forgive each
other

1213
00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:24,800
and I really need you to
forgive me right now.

1214
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,034
You have to believe me.

1215
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,338
I do believe you, Nate.

1216
00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:36,678
We're a good match.

1217
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,147
We were once.

1218
00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:41,717
When we were fighting, it just
came out of nowhere.

1219
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:44,152
First it was nowhere, then it
was everywhere.

1220
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:46,755
You remember when you first
moved here?

1221
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,192
How we used to shower together?

1222
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:55,631
I don't think I showered alone
at all that first year.

1223
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,170
How did that stop?

1224
00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:04,206
- Nate.
- Please listen to me.

1225
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,141
Say what?

1226
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,810
I've given you every chance to
say anything and everything

1227
00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,345
and you know what you've said?

1228
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:11,713
Nothing. Nothing.

1229
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,049
- I'm saying it now.
I-don't want to hear it now.

1230
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,817
What do you want me to do?

1231
00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:16,885
What?
- Tell me what you

1232
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,087
want me to do.
- I want you to let me go.

1233
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:25,260
Please, just stay here.

1234
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,362
Why are you moving?

1235
00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:31,800
Nate, we can't live together we
tried we failed.

1236
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,771
If you stayed, we can do this.

1237
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,006
That's your big motivational
speech?

1238
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,678
Nate, that's crazy and I've
spent enough time

1239
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,682
being crazy over you. And, Nate,

1240
00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:50,485
you spent enough time being
crazy over me, too.

1241
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,188
We don't work.

1242
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,757
We do work, you're still here,

1243
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:58,126
you're still talking to me,
something's keeping you here.

1244
00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,261
You're still holding my hand--

1245
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:03,198
Other than that.
There's still a chance.

1246
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,133
- Nate, there's no chance.
- Really?

1247
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:09,871
- Even after this morning?
- Forget about this morning.

1248
01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:12,441
No, this morning happened,
that's...

1249
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:16,278
You don't feel anything when
I'm standing this close to you?

1250
01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,280
When I'm holding your hands
this way?

1251
01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:22,150
You don't remember this? You
don't feel anything?

1252
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,254
Why? Stop. Stop!

1253
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:30,926
- You kissed me this morning.
- Why are you doing this?

1254
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,461
Maybe that's why you shouldn't
leave.

1255
01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,563
Maybe I should, if all we're
good for

1256
01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:36,298
is three minutes in the bedroom.

1257
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:39,768
Really?

1258
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,470
We're not good for three
minutes in the bedroom.

1259
01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:45,073
We're good right here, these
moments.

1260
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,476
This isn't real?

1261
01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:49,144
This doesn't feel honest?

1262
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,514
This... tell me something
honest right now.

1263
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:55,017
Tell me what you're feeling.

1264
01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,052
- Nate I--
- No, just honesty, go.

1265
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:01,123
I'm gonna miss the floors here.

1266
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,024
Okay.

1267
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,694
- Is it my turn?
- Sure.

1268
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,499
- I want to kiss you.
- Don't.

1269
01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:29,217
- I said don't.
- You don't feel anything?

1270
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,252
I said don't.

1271
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:39,695
What the hell is wrong with you?

1272
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,962
Crying like a baby with
shit-stained lollipop?

1273
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:42,364
This dude.

1274
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,532
I don't know what I was
thinking.

1275
01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:44,833
Yeah, I know what
you were thinking

1276
01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:46,368
you were thinking the
yellow-faced emoji

1277
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,470
with the hearts for eyes,
that's what you were thinking.

1278
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,304
That's what happens when you

1279
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,006
take them goodbye fucks too far.

1280
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,140
Every time.

1281
01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,710
Nate, all you young fellows
listen up,

1282
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,012
see you all have watched too
much Oprah

1283
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,014
and too many Denzel movies

1284
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,117
and you think you
have to be oh sensitive.

1285
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,920
What that get you?

1286
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:09,124
On your face, on your face.

1287
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,927
You two ever been caught up in
this kind of mess?

1288
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:12,894
- No.
- No.

1289
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:19,067
Lying niggers, right there.
Both of you, both of you.

1290
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,171
You never made no mistakes?

1291
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,506
You all perfect?

1292
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,241
I'm on my face, but you're all
perfect right?

1293
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,376
- Damn near it.
- Uh huh.

1294
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:30,178
He probably leaving out the part

1295
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,948
where he was on his knees
begging.

1296
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:42,023
What did you do?

1297
01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:42,991
That's private.

1298
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,894
Wrong.

1299
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,463
You don't have anything private
concerning her anymore.

1300
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,398
He has some nerve.

1301
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,402
So what after some magical kiss
you're just supposed to say?

1302
01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:56,238
I did feel something Cora.

1303
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,207
Of course you felt something
you're in love.

1304
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,143
- I am.
- You're in love,

1305
01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,714
not captivity.
- You're a man, I guess.

1306
01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:09,050
I mean you have men friends,

1307
01:03:09,052 --> 01:03:10,886
if a guy like you can have
friends.

1308
01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:13,789
Get on with it.

1309
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:17,893
See I hope that you have a lot
of friends

1310
01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,961
because you're gonna need them

1311
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:22,230
to get off a woman like her.

1312
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:27,135
Okay Ted, uh, you know loving
your sister is great,

1313
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,404
it's very noble and shit, but
you are making it

1314
01:03:29,406 --> 01:03:31,339
very creepy right now.

1315
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,942
You know why you'll always be
lonely?

1316
01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,410
Tell me.

1317
01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,545
Why am I leaving?

1318
01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,481
How was this any worse than
other fight we've had?

1319
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,782
Do you really need a reason?

1320
01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,851
Yes, right now I do.

1321
01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:45,187
Just one?
Just one.

1322
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:48,490
You're selfish.
He's selfish.

1323
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:52,661
And a smart woman like her can
smell a selfish guy

1324
01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,496
like you coming a mile away.

1325
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:55,397
And you're not.

1326
01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,867
You give too much.

1327
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,770
Believe me, I should know, I'm
selfish, too.

1328
01:04:01,772 --> 01:04:04,573
So then you're gonna be left
with the stupid girls

1329
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,542
but you'll get bored with the
stupid girls,

1330
01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:10,745
because believe it or not,
you're a smart guy, Nate.

1331
01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:13,682
But just because you've made
some bad decisions

1332
01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:16,284
doesn't mean you have to live
with them, literally.

1333
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:20,188
So without the dumb girls, what
else is there?

1334
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,193
Your mother.

1335
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,494
Possibly.

1336
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:30,031
I mean a lot of guys do end up
with their momma.

1337
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,867
If you don't leave today,
you're gonna be counting down

1338
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,869
the days until you have to
leave again.

1339
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:40,976
See look, don't be that guy.

1340
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,379
Not here.

1341
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,047
Be that guy with your friends,

1342
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:51,753
but here, you don't have any
anymore.

1343
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,134
Woo!

1344
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,006
What's up?
Who is Karen?

1345
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,009
I don't know.

1346
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,577
You got her number in the pocket

1347
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:18,213
of the jeans you worse last
night, but you don't know.

1348
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:22,417
What, you going through my
jeans now?

1349
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,520
I am doing your laundry because

1350
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:28,223
I'm a kind person and I love you

1351
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:31,226
but I guess me being kind is
just me being a fool.

1352
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:32,060
I don't know who she is.

1353
01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,962
- Don't lie to me.
I-'m not lying.

1354
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,867
- I'm not.
- No, you ain't sleeping.

1355
01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:40,135
We talking about this.

1356
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,539
♪ If we can do it all over ♪

1357
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,708
♪ I really want to try again ♪

1358
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,477
♪ If we can do it all over ♪

1359
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,880
♪ I really want to try again ♪

1360
01:05:51,882 --> 01:05:55,650
♪ Try again, try again, try
again ♪

1361
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,654
♪ Try again, try again, try
again ♪

1362
01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:02,257
♪ Try again, try again ♪

1363
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,825
- What are we doing?
- What?

1364
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:10,031
It's just that you seem okay

1365
01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:12,834
with the way things are going

1366
01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:14,502
and things are not good, Nate.

1367
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,138
Things suck.

1368
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:20,942
- You haven't noticed?
- Yeah.

1369
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,010
What are we doing?

1370
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,580
What we said we would.

1371
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,885
We're staying together. Being
together.

1372
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:36,024
That's what this is about now,
a promise?

1373
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:42,163
If we aren't making plans
together,

1374
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,735
we're just wasting time
together.

1375
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,884
- So that's it?
- No, I mean

1376
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:06,021
I don't want to waste anymore
of your time tonight, so...

1377
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,188
That's all you have to say
about that?

1378
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,957
I'm wasting your time--
You--

1379
01:07:08,959 --> 01:07:10,625
Just wasting your time so--
- So that's it, you don't

1380
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:12,560
give a shit about it,
you don't care?

1381
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,862
I give a shit, but you know

1382
01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:16,798
if we're wasting time, might as
well use the time to sleep.

1383
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,166
You're just gonna give up then?

1384
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,200
Is that what this is?

1385
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:21,853
You just giving up?

1386
01:07:21,854 --> 01:07:24,505
- Is there more?
- I mean asked you a question.

1387
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:25,573
And I answered it.

1388
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:29,878
Okay, okay, okay good to know.

1389
01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:37,118
Thank God.

1390
01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,062
♪ Leaving me,
where you gonna go ♪

1391
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:47,896
Can I just check to make sure?

1392
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:48,797
Yeah.

1393
01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:53,034
♪ I can't leave you be if I
wanted to ♪

1394
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:58,106
♪ Honestly I can't stand see
you with someone else ♪

1395
01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,942
♪ So come back to me ♪

1396
01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:05,080
♪ You tell me that I ain't
right for you ♪

1397
01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:08,016
♪ But what do you know ♪

1398
01:08:08,018 --> 01:08:09,417
These belong to you Nate.

1399
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,121
♪ I could fight until my dying
breath ♪

1400
01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,890
Yeah, you should keep them in
case you know.

1401
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:18,193
These belong to you Nate.

1402
01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,132
♪ The air that I breathe ♪

1403
01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:27,869
♪ Hold onto your sweetness ♪
You know I became the man

1404
01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:31,039
I always wanted to be when I
was with you?

1405
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:32,874
Too bad that man was never home.

1406
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,143
♪ Leaving me where
you gonna go ♪

1407
01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:39,414
♪ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ♪

1408
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:44,486
♪ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ♪

1409
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:47,222
♪ So come back to me ♪

1410
01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:50,492
♪ Leaving me where
you gonna go ♪

1411
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:54,662
♪ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ♪

1412
01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:59,734
♪ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ♪

1413
01:09:00,070 --> 01:09:02,804
♪ So come back to me ♪

1414
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:07,008
♪ You said this was
over at the start ♪

1415
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:10,512
♪ I'll never know why ♪

1416
01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:14,816
♪ I just need to hold you in my
arms ♪

1417
01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:18,153
♪ You don't sympathize ♪

1418
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:38,840
Fuck!

1419
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,179
Shit!

1420
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:49,117
Yeah, Ma, nah it's... pshh I
ain't worried about that.

1421
01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:55,089
Nah, she's gone, I'm good, I'm
good, no.

1422
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,094
All right, no you were right,
you were right, but you know.

1423
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,132
It's my bed it's

1424
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,536
I'm not worried about that,
though.

1425
01:10:11,141 --> 01:10:12,040
Okay.

1426
01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:16,227
All right.

1427
01:10:16,228 --> 01:10:19,279
No. I'm gonna be cool. I'm
gonna be totally... yeah.

1428
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,883
All right all right bye.

1429
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,407
Can I get some money?

1430
01:10:29,408 --> 01:10:31,091
Okay, no no I'm cool I'm cool.
All right all right.

1431
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,597
That's why you never buy a
chick kicks.

1432
01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:38,433
She will definitely kick that
ass to the curb trust me.

1433
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,735
I hope you threw
them things away.

1434
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:41,836
Nah, actually I'm trying to
figure out

1435
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,104
what to do with them.

1436
01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:45,373
Man, but you can't keep them,
that's bad mojo.

1437
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,508
I hate to say it, man, but
Chester's right.

1438
01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,776
Man, what are you all blind?

1439
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,944
Even Stevie Wonder can see,

1440
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,780
this dude is not trying to give
up them sneakers.

1441
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:54,682
Hold up, when somebody leaves
something behind,

1442
01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:57,051
doesn't it mean that they
secretly want to come back?

1443
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,386
Air Jesus are you for real?

1444
01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:00,922
Nate, stop the drugs.

1445
01:11:02,525 --> 01:11:05,593
Yo Nate, it means that they was
in such a rush to leave

1446
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,463
that they didn't care what they
left behind.

1447
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,764
The point of no return in this
relationship, bruh,

1448
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,366
was when Ted kicked your ass.

1449
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:13,901
That was it, curtain call baby.

1450
01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,970
Look man, she wasn't
in a rush okay?

1451
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:17,238
She didn't like him at first,

1452
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,274
but you know what she wore them
all the time.

1453
01:11:19,276 --> 01:11:20,541
Why because they meant
something to her,

1454
01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:23,978
because I meant something to
her you get that?

1455
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,648
Yeah but why are you keeping
them, huh?

1456
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,383
Is she gonna call you and you
gonna run over

1457
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:30,952
with the sneaker ambulance or
something?

1458
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,624
Oh Lord.

1459
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,676
This boy's gone.

1460
01:11:38,677 --> 01:11:40,727
See that's exactly what I'm
talking about right there.

1461
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,130
What are you doing later, bruh?

1462
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,931
Let's go out and get some
drinks, man.

1463
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,400
Get us some rebound pussy.

1464
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,569
I'll let you wear my chain.

1465
01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,574
I go with you.

1466
01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:56,944
Fuck the chain and I take his
rebound pussy.

1467
01:11:56,946 --> 01:12:00,014
Don't do it, Nate, don't do it
to yourself.

1468
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:02,784
Walking around all bitter with
your chest held tight.

1469
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,752
Don't turn out like Chester.

1470
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,487
Fuck you.

1471
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,356
That was fucked up.

1472
01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:09,190
Why do you gotta
call my name for?

1473
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,091
What I done to you?

1474
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,402
Hello.

1475
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,303
Hi.

1476
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,305
Hi.

1477
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,510
Where are you?

1478
01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,979
In my room.

1479
01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:07,215
- Where are you?
- At home.

1480
01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:10,151
Where else would I be?

1481
01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:13,488
Friday night, a BMCC orgy.

1482
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,925
Oh, this is why you called me?

1483
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,496
No.

1484
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,099
I'm bored.

1485
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,036
You miss me?

1486
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:29,937
Yes.

1487
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:33,608
I miss you too.

1488
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,612
It's not like I'm gonna keep on
calling you or anything

1489
01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:42,683
I just... I wanted to
hear your voice.

1490
01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,320
No, it's okay.

1491
01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:50,324
It's okay, I wanted to hear
your voice, too.

1492
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:53,528
But you didn't call me?

1493
01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,533
You sound surprised.

1494
01:13:58,535 --> 01:13:59,534
I am.

1495
01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,304
Well, I figured you just needed
your space

1496
01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:07,375
and even if you didn't, you
would just tell me you did.

1497
01:14:08,711 --> 01:14:10,845
You have me all figured out.

1498
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,182
If I had you all figured out,
I'd still have you.

1499
01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:16,984
What are you doing?

1500
01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:19,120
What? Sleeping... in our bed.

1501
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,225
Oh wow.

1502
01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:25,126
What?

1503
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,128
Wow.

1504
01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:30,331
What?

1505
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,000
I've been out the joint two
nights

1506
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:35,937
and a brotha can already sleep
like a baby.

1507
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:37,605
You see why you foul?

1508
01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:38,940
I'm tired.

1509
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,742
Talking about loving somebody,
kill that noise.

1510
01:14:41,744 --> 01:14:45,847
Oh man, I was awake the whole
night when you left.

1511
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:49,617
The whole night. You probably
went out clubbing with Cora.

1512
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:50,585
You answered the phone like

1513
01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:52,487
I was calling about your Wi-Fi
bill.

1514
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:00,695
Nate?

1515
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,366
Your mother says hi.

1516
01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:06,601
Oh shit.

1517
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:08,803
Oh shit.

1518
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,171
Now who's foul?

1519
01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:14,308
I'm meeting her for dinner on
Wednesday.

1520
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,777
You know she really blames you
for messing this up.

1521
01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:20,414
Shit you tell her to get her
ass in line then.

1522
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,552
Hate you.

1523
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,220
You so wish you did.

1524
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:30,291
How's your new place?

1525
01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:34,195
It's nice, I like it.

1526
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:41,903
I gotta get used to it, though,
you know.

1527
01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:43,538
It was kind of scary last night.

1528
01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:48,809
Weird new noises, the bed was
cold.

1529
01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:50,545
I knew I was just a bed warmer.

1530
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:55,216
I'm wearing those thick socks
you like.

1531
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,918
Okay, now I only like those
socks

1532
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,086
when you wear nothin' but a
T-shirt with them,

1533
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,088
the effect gets lost when you
put on

1534
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,691
those bulky pajamas of yours.
So which one was it?

1535
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:05,893
The T-shirt or the bulky
pajamas?

1536
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,562
Wouldn't you like to know?
- I'd like to know

1537
01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:08,729
what you're wearing now.

1538
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,499
I'm definitely not
telling you that.

1539
01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,367
- It's the T-shirt.
- Shut up.

1540
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,201
It's the T-shirt

1541
01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,770
and those flannel short shorts,

1542
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,738
got your legs out, oh snap!

1543
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,541
It is not it's the gray baggy
sweatpants.

1544
01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:24,412
Stop lying you wear those
sweatpants on laundry day

1545
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:27,214
or if it's cold out or you're
gonna take

1546
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:30,751
the garbage out to front, but
don't mess with me,

1547
01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:31,852
that's not no bed shit.

1548
01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:35,456
You got on those flannel boxers
right now.

1549
01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,524
You're impossible.

1550
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,096
- I left my sneakers.
- You left your sneakers here.

1551
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:48,235
I mean I could just put them in
the mail for you.

1552
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:49,704
I'm not giving you my address.

1553
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:50,638
Okay fine.

1554
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,275
I could come pick them up.

1555
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,413
I don't have to stay long.

1556
01:16:58,414 --> 01:17:01,182
No no no you can just duck in
and out.

1557
01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:03,985
Yeah.
- I mean unless

1558
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:09,056
you wanted to get lunch or
something like that.

1559
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,026
Oh yeah.

1560
01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:17,231
Would you want to get lunch?

1561
01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:19,300
That or you know I could just
meet you

1562
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,735
somewhere with the kicks?

1563
01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,937
Oh no no no, don't go out of
your way.

1564
01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:24,305
- I can come over.
- Yeah?

1565
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,240
- Yeah.
- Do you want to

1566
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,978
I don't know, like tomorrow at
noon?

1567
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:35,182
- Yeah, that works.
- All right.

1568
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:38,319
Okay.

1569
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,990
Good night.

1570
01:18:56,232 --> 01:19:00,768
♪ Can't believe that after all
this time ♪

1571
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:03,771
♪ You don't feel the same ♪

1572
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:08,075
♪ If there's reason for you
leaving me ♪

1573
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:11,612
♪ I guess I'm to blame ♪

1574
01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:16,684
♪ I promised that we would last
forever ♪

1575
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:23,257
♪ Don't make me a liar we can't
get better ♪

1576
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,464
♪ Leaving me where
you goin' to go ♪

1577
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:34,735
♪ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ♪

1578
01:19:34,737 --> 01:19:39,607
♪ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ♪

1579
01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:42,476
♪ So come back to me ♪

1580
01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,312
♪ Leaving me where
you goin' to go ♪

1581
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:50,217
♪ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ♪

1582
01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:55,289
♪ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ♪

1583
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,793
♪ So come back to me ♪

1584
01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,374
♪ Gorillas out the mist is what
you like ♪

1585
01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,610
♪ Coolest monkeys in the
jungle, right ♪

1586
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,779
♪ Roaches scatter when you
flick the lights ♪

1587
01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:53,848
♪ Roaches scamper when you hit
the lights ♪

1588
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,850
♪ What we thinking, what we
outta mind? ♪

1589
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:57,985
♪ What we thinking, wanting
better lives? ♪

1590
01:20:57,987 --> 01:21:00,221
♪ People winning yo, it's only
right ♪

1591
01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,189
♪ Coldest monarchs in the
struggle, right? ♪

1592
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,325
♪ My hittas, they going through
it ♪

1593
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,327
♪ Some in cuffs, oh so
therapeutic ♪

1594
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,529
♪ But you anxious, blowing
therapeutics ♪

1595
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,397
♪ Same product, but we face the
music ♪

1596
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,466
♪ Couple sinners here will take
your life ♪

1597
01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:14,535
♪ P-D 'em when they out of line♪

1598
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,637
♪ Outta of sight youngin' outta
mind ♪

1599
01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:18,806
♪ On that modern day colonize ♪

1600
01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,242
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1601
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,310
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1602
01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,246
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1603
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:27,147
♪ I ain't see God till I saw
her ♪

1604
01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:29,149
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1605
01:21:29,151 --> 01:21:31,252
♪ Some rather watch it just all
burn ♪

1606
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:34,021
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1607
01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,589
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1608
01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,491
♪ Better off with we're
mild-mannered ♪

1609
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,393
♪ Better off when aggression's
passive ♪

1610
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,428
♪ Better off when you're lesser
valued ♪

1611
01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:43,397
♪ Better when you think we
don't matter ♪

1612
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,499
♪ Stuck on forever it's our
turn ♪

1613
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,601
♪ Lineage sing it in concert ♪

1614
01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,904
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1615
01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:51,906
♪ Some rather just watch it all
burn ♪

1616
01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,874
♪ On my G-O-D, we gonna die
lavish ♪

1617
01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,943
♪ We ain't dying lacking ♪ ♪ We
gon' die laughing ♪

1618
01:21:55,945 --> 01:21:56,944
♪ We of royal blood ♪

1619
01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:58,045
♪ We beyond lashes ♪

1620
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:00,047
♪ We gonna oil money up,
Iraq-ing ♪

1621
01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:02,049
♪ Black magic and it's
overactive ♪

1622
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,118
♪ Black magic and it's
overactive ♪

1623
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,420
♪ In the end, only the times
matter ♪

1624
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,290
♪ Or this just an End of the
Times matter ♪

1625
01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:11,425
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1626
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,027
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1627
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,762
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1628
01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:16,730
♪ I ain't see God till I saw
her ♪

1629
01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,632
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1630
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,801
♪ Some rather watch it just all
burn ♪

1631
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,803
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1632
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:25,105
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1633
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,274
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1634
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,310
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1635
01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:31,245
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪

1636
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:33,314
♪ I ain't see God till I saw
her ♪

1637
01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,282
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1638
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,384
♪ Some rather watch it just all
burn ♪

1639
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,987
♪ If they can't divide and
conquer ♪

1640
01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:43,657
♪ Come get the soft serve ♪