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  1. https://www.konvictgaming.com/threads/cs-go-section-wtf.74926/
  2.  
  3. Not even one mention of the main man.
  4. Ya boi.
  5. Me.
  6. MACRO LEVEL ROTATIONSSSSSSSSSSSS
  7. #1 Daryl, Yesterday at 5:28 PM
  8. Shadoom, Akuma and QuoVadis like this.
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  10. Akuma
  11. Akuma
  12. Member
  13. Ban
  14. Joined:Sep 5, 2016
  15. Messages:30
  16. Likes Received:9
  17. Daryl was the best Counter Strike: Global Offensive Moderator Leader that has ever graced this sordid little backwater community. He put his heart and soul into a revolving door of low quality trialists and you people spat in his face. He kept his mods controlled so they didn't have any problems being distracted by a passing car or wind-chimes and even when times were tough, he kept his happy Irish soul for all to see. From this I draw the conclusion that Daryl was not only the best Moderator Leader that this 'community' has ever had, but he is also one of the greatest men I have ever spoken to. God Bless you.
  18. #2 Akuma, Yesterday at 7:00 PM
  19. Daryl likes this.
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  21. QuoVadis
  22. QuoVadis
  23. Veteran Member
  24. Ban
  25. Joined:Nov 28, 2014
  26. Messages:158
  27. Likes Received:4
  28. Agreed. He kept the peace during times of turmoil, standing side-by-side with his fellow, albeit less endowed, members of this great community. He was the Alföðr when we found ourselves in need of guidance, but a simple conscript in the fight for net neutrality. I remember a time at a campfire gathering, one of our elders telling the story of how he almost got the CS:GO section to a place where officers would be promoted at the rate of the FF section... and he almost didn't have himself in mind for said promotion... the little saint that he is, God bless his soul! Guide us once more out of this shadowy veil that's overcast our vision, oh Wise One!
  29. #3 QuoVadis, Yesterday at 10:50 PM
  30. Daryl likes this.
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  32. Daryl
  33. Daryl
  34. Veteran Member
  35. Ban
  36. Joined:Jun 10, 2014
  37. Messages:3,954
  38. Likes Received:11
  39.  
  40. You guys are too kind. I mean I was the glue, the anchor. Too kind. Too kind.
  41. MACRO LEVEL ROTATIONSSSSSSSSSSSS
  42. #4 Daryl, Yesterday at 10:52 PM
  43. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  44. QuoVadis
  45. QuoVadis
  46. Veteran Member
  47. Ban
  48. Joined:Nov 28, 2014
  49. Messages:158
  50. Likes Received:4
  51. Stupid to be crying, isn't it, lol
  52. #5 QuoVadis, Yesterday at 10:56 PM
  53. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  54. Akuma
  55. Akuma
  56. Member
  57. Ban
  58. Joined:Sep 5, 2016
  59. Messages:30
  60. Likes Received:9
  61. Okay, I don't know who you think you are 'QuoVadis', but how dare you talk about Daryl that way? You stinking shit. You treacherous little fucker. Daryl put his balls on the line when he was the leader for Counter Strike: Global Offensive and I didn't hear a word of thanks from you at the time. But you are so quick to chime in now that it is too late and our baby boy has already suffered at the hands of poor leadership and rampant nepotism of the most pathetic variety. Daryl could have become an officer of this great community if he only played a different game. He was discriminated against because he, like everyone who plays Counter Strike: Global Offensive, is a vicious rabid creature made up of pure hatred and colcannon. Daryl doesn't need sympathy from the likes of you, you pig farmer, he needs to be reinstated as a staff member in this community. Hopefully he could become the new leader. If not, we may as well give him a picture on the home page. For people who cared too much.
  62. #6 Akuma, Yesterday at 11:00 PM
  63. Daryl likes this.
  64. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  65. Renavatay
  66. Renavatay
  67. Veteran Member
  68. Ban
  69. Joined:Dec 30, 2014
  70. Messages:506
  71. Likes Received:4
  72. When I first met Daryl he was a mere mod, cast out from his high castle. Those were simpler days, happier days, when the world seemed new and their simple wonders still brought a tear to my eye. I have never been one for CS:GO, a community so plagued by a seemingly genetic lack of basic human decency that it seemed to me a metaphorical cess pit of our gaming family. Alas, he gave more of himself than any man should, and so I give you, the tale of Darly...
  73.  
  74.  
  75. He is truly an Irishman, sired by Irishmen, an Irishman who can trace his lineage back beyond Gerry Adams.
  76.  
  77. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, Praying to God, Asking His forgiveness, For the Saracen blood spilt by his sword.
  78.  
  79. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy, when he saved an underage TS user from the would-be ravishings of a dreadful power abusing moderator.
  80.  
  81. And so, without further gilding the lily, snd with no more ado, I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, The Protector of underage gamers, The Enforcer of Irish Independence, The One -- The Only -- DARRYYLLLLL!!!
  82. [​IMG]​
  83. #7 Renavatay, Yesterday at 11:04 PM
  84. Safahri and Daryl like this.
  85. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  86. QuoVadis
  87. QuoVadis
  88. Veteran Member
  89. Ban
  90. Joined:Nov 28, 2014
  91. Messages:158
  92. Likes Received:4
  93. I yield, oh valiant Akuma, for you are the true princeps under Daryl's law. Yours will be the picture hyperlinked after His is long gone and forgotten, once our forums are swept clean in the next cleansing, 4 days from now.
  94. #8 QuoVadis, Yesterday at 11:06 PM
  95. Daryl likes this.
  96. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  97. Daryl
  98. Daryl
  99. Veteran Member
  100. Ban
  101. Joined:Jun 10, 2014
  102. Messages:3,954
  103. Likes Received:11
  104.  
  105. I am truly blushing. I knew I was great, but this great? Oh too kind. Too kind.
  106. MACRO LEVEL ROTATIONSSSSSSSSSSSS
  107. #9 Daryl, Yesterday at 11:13 PM
  108. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  109. Akuma
  110. Akuma
  111. Member
  112. Ban
  113. Joined:Sep 5, 2016
  114. Messages:30
  115. Likes Received:9
  116. To try and go some way to making things better for Daryl, I thought I might write him a poem, he was always a lover of the arts. So let me present; An Ode to Daryl:
  117.  
  118. This is my tribute to dear Daryl,
  119. who was as sturdy as a Barrel,
  120. all he wanted to make things right,
  121. was Konvict Gaming to see daylight.
  122.  
  123. But all he saw were stupid mods,
  124. and a useless villain whose name was Dodds,
  125. this did not deter my boy Daryl,
  126. who was still as sturdy as a Barrel.
  127.  
  128. Once Sean left, all went to shit,
  129. But nothing now could make him quit,
  130. Daryl recruited hoards of useless serfs,
  131. Because in the end all would be worth.
  132.  
  133. He wanted that shiny officer badge,
  134. and was prepared to even take the hajj,
  135. all around, his legend grew,
  136. coming to the front of queue.
  137.  
  138. To be our new officer, all seemed certain,
  139. he no longer hid behind his curtain,
  140. but alas! Daryl's dream was calamity,
  141. because the only officers were from Final Fantasy.
  142. #10 Akuma, Yesterday at 11:33 PM
  143. You, Daryl, ExodiaObliterate and 2 others like this.
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  145. QuoVadis
  146. QuoVadis
  147. Veteran Member
  148. Ban
  149. Joined:Nov 28, 2014
  150. Messages:158
  151. Likes Received:4
  152. Babies' cries echo,
  153. Crows gawked across the fields,
  154. Daryl reveled.
  155. #11 QuoVadis, Yesterday at 11:50 PM Last edited: Today at 3:03 AM
  156. EDITHISTORYDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  157. Akuma
  158. This message by Akuma has been removed from public view. Deleted by Ubly, Today at 12:43 AM.
  159. Today at 12:11 AMSHOW
  160. Renavatay
  161. Renavatay
  162. Veteran Member
  163. Ban
  164. Joined:Dec 30, 2014
  165. Messages:506
  166. Likes Received:4
  167. For the many, not the few!
  168. [​IMG]​
  169. #12 Renavatay, Today at 12:13 AM
  170. Daryl likes this.
  171. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  172. Daryl
  173. Daryl
  174. Veteran Member
  175. Ban
  176. Joined:Jun 10, 2014
  177. Messages:3,954
  178. Likes Received:11
  179.  
  180. Tiocfaidh ár lá
  181. MACRO LEVEL ROTATIONSSSSSSSSSSSS
  182. #13 Daryl, Today at 12:13 AM
  183. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  184. Akuma
  185. Akuma
  186. Member
  187. Ban
  188. Joined:Sep 5, 2016
  189. Messages:30
  190. Likes Received:9
  191. STRONG AND STABLE
  192. #14 Akuma, Today at 12:13 AM
  193. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  194. QuoVadis
  195. QuoVadis
  196. Veteran Member
  197. Ban
  198. Joined:Nov 28, 2014
  199. Messages:158
  200. Likes Received:4
  201. Daryl said: ↑
  202. Tiocfaidh ár lá
  203. Bring out the doves, a leprechaun and Gerry Adams' beard!
  204. #15 QuoVadis, Today at 12:14 AM
  205. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  206. Trickshop
  207. Trickshop
  208. Veteran Member
  209. Ban
  210. Joined:Jan 9, 2015
  211. Messages:700
  212. Likes Received:7
  213.  
  214. QuoVadis said: ↑
  215. Stupid to be crying, isn't it, lol
  216. [​IMG]
  217. I MISS DANIEL​
  218. #16 Trickshop, Today at 12:49 AM
  219. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  220. Strad
  221. Strad
  222. Zie Legend
  223. Ban
  224. Joined:Jul 14, 2013
  225. Messages:1,633
  226. Likes Received:181
  227.  
  228. I got cancer just from reading all this.
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  231. #17 Strad, Today at 7:58 AM
  232. You, MasterOfTrollz, QuoVadis and 1 other person like this.
  233. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTUNLIKEREPLY
  234. Akuma
  235. Akuma
  236. Member
  237. Ban
  238. Joined:Sep 5, 2016
  239. Messages:30
  240. Likes Received:9
  241. Careful or you will be immortalized on the Konvict Gaming homepage
  242. #18 Akuma, Today at 10:32 AM
  243. EDITDELETEIPWARNREPORTLIKEREPLY
  244. Trickshop
  245. Trickshop
  246. Veteran Member
  247. Ban
  248. Joined:Jan 9, 2015
  249. Messages:700
  250. Likes Received:7
  251.  
  252. I miss the old KG. When men were men. Women were often men. Officers were child groomers. What happened?
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