Vic Venom comes out with the rest of Immortal. He has a mic, Dave has a handful of darts, and Bollea and Poffo are carrying some sort of board.

"Bro, tonight youse guys are gonna see somethin' you ain't never seen before! Tonight, another Vic Venom original will make its debut: DAVE DARTS! We got 4 spots fer da King A Da Mountain Match dis Sunday! And we're gonna fill dose spots! Scotty, Stevie, set it up!"

Scotty and Stevie unfolded the board, and revealed a massive collage of WWF wrestlers, with three large pictures in the center: Scotty, Stevie, and Dave. The rest of the pictures were tiny and around the edges. Vic tied a blindfold around Dave, spun him around 3 times, and pointed him towards the board.

"Awright, Dave, let her rip! Numbah one!"

Dave inhaled, exhaled, and tossed the first dart. It landed on Tajiri, near the top edge.

"Tajiri is going to Wrestlemania! Numbah 2!"

Dave tossed another, and it landed way left, on Osamu Nishimura.

"Osamu Nishimura, Wrestlemania bound! Woohoo! Numbah 3, Big Guy!"

Dave tossed another, and it went way low, landing exactly on a tiny picture of Ken Shamrock on the bottom edge.

"Ken... KEN SHAMROCK? OKAY! Ken Shamrock is going to Wrestlemania! Numbah Four!"

Dave hesitated, wound up for the next shot, then took the blindforl off, stepped to the board and stuck the dart right on Stevie Poffo's picture.

"STEVIE, THE POFFO MAN, IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA! DAT'S DAVE DARTS, EVERYBODY, THE NEW VIC VENOM ORIGINAL!"