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Batharl gains a new appreciation for his extremities

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  1. 01:40:31: <Rainglove> Rainglove: 1D20+13 => 29
  2. 01:40:40: <Rainglove> Rainglove: 2D6+9 => 20
  3. 01:42:24: <Rainglove> Batharl you are hit by what feels like a /wall/, and you're thrown out of the wall of fog into the cave. Shepard and Co, you see Batharl get tossed out of the fog, followed shortly by a very, very angry looking minotaur. Batharl, you take 20 points of damage, /holy shit/.
  4. 01:43:13: <Rainglove> Roll initiative, gentlemen. Eelis, you detect a sudden absence of batharl.
  5. 01:43:24: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl snarls angrily from the heavy blow. "What the FUCK is that," Batharl shouts out, with his sword still at the ready.
  6. 01:43:42: <Benedict> Benedict: 1D20 => 4
  7. 01:43:50: <Gara> Gara: 1D20+5 => 7
  8. 01:44:13: <Hippocratesi> 1D20+4 => 9
  9. 01:44:20: <ViejoOsoGrande> ViejoOsoGrande: 1D20+3 => 20
  10. 01:44:22: <Goatwright> 1D20 => 10
  11. 01:44:38: <ViejoOsoGrande> Rage on.
  12. 01:44:52: <Rainglove> Rainglove: 1D20+2 => 12
  13. 01:46:40: <ViejoOsoGrande> Power attack.
  14. 01:46:56: <ViejoOsoGrande> ViejoOsoGrande: 1D20+10 => 30
  15. 01:47:26: <ViejoOsoGrande> "You've pissed me off now you sack of shit!"
  16. 01:47:47: <ViejoOsoGrande> ViejoOsoGrande: 1D20+10 => 18
  17. 01:48:46: <ViejoOsoGrande> ViejoOsoGrande: 2D6+14 => 23
  18. 01:50:30: <Rainglove> MinoMan takes /46/ fucking damage. Holy shit batharl, calm down.
  19. 01:56:20: <Rainglove> Batharl this minotaur knows his shit and cleaves your ass for 52 damage. You're gonna need a new face when you get out of here.
  20. 01:56:56: <Hippocratesi> "BATHARL!"
  21. 01:57:07: <Goatwright> "Batharl!"
  22. 01:57:32: <Rainglove> Rainglove: 1D20+6 => 13
  23. 01:57:48: <Rainglove> Batharl thank every god you know that the second swing misses you.
  24. 01:57:58: <Rainglove> Shepard, you're up.
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  27. 01:47:01: <ViejoOsoGrande> CRIT CITY
  28. 01:47:02: <ViejoOsoGrande> OH
  29. 01:47:02: <ViejoOsoGrande> YES
  30. 01:47:07: <Rainglove> daaaaayum
  31. 01:47:20: <Gara> Roll dat confirm.
  32. 01:47:41: <Rainglove> this guy actually has AC, but you /should/ beat it...
  33. 01:47:46: <Rainglove> yep
  34. 01:47:47: <Rainglove> Crit
  35. 01:47:55: <Goatwright> nice
  36. 01:47:59: <Goatwright> nicest of nice
  37. 01:48:20: <Hippocratesi> A fucking 30
  38. 01:48:22: <Hippocratesi> gat dayum
  39. 01:48:25: <Benedict> Batharl is throwing crits out like a motherfucker.
  40. 01:48:44: <Rainglove> I'm just going to stat out monsters now with the firm belief that batharl will crit every roll
  41. 01:48:51: <Goatwright> ha
  42. 01:48:57: <Rainglove> 46 damage
  43. 01:49:01: Rainglove looks at monster HP
  44. 01:49:07: <Rainglove> ...
  45. 01:49:10: <ViejoOsoGrande> ded?
  46. 01:49:11: <Rainglove> well good thing it goes second
  47. 01:49:47: <Rainglove> also I didn't roll that second d20 for no reason
  48. 01:51:04: <Rainglove> ...
  49. 01:51:04: <Goatwright> with that fucking +9 that that Minotaur has
  50. 01:51:08: <Rainglove> and the minotaur crits in return
  51. 01:51:09: <Goatwright> I don't feel comfortable putting Chumani forward
  52. 01:51:10: <ViejoOsoGrande> thank fucking -god- I have been lucky with my combat rolls
  53. 01:51:14: <Gara> Wow
  54. 01:51:16: <Goatwright> what
  55. 01:51:17: <Gara> Raun
  56. 01:51:22: <Gara> Who is getting hit by that
  57. 01:51:22: <Goatwright> noh
  58. 01:51:30: <ViejoOsoGrande> I hope he was joking
  59. 01:51:30: <Goatwright> Batharl, I'm guessing
  60. 01:51:34: <Goatwright> considering proximity
  61. 01:51:42: <Goatwright> Rainglove: 1D20+11 => 31
  62. 01:51:47: <Hippocratesi> AHAHA
  63. 01:51:47: <Rainglove> aaaand it's confirmed
  64. 01:51:55: <ViejoOsoGrande> oh god
  65. 01:51:56: <ViejoOsoGrande> I'm dead
  66. 01:51:56: <Gara> Oh shit
  67. 01:52:02: <Goatwright> wow fuck
  68. 01:52:03: <Goatwright> that is
  69. 01:52:05: <Goatwright> bad
  70. 01:52:06: <ViejoOsoGrande> wow
  71. 01:52:08: <Hippocratesi> BATHAARRRRRRLLLL
  72. 01:52:08: <Gara> I like this bot.
  73. 01:52:13: <Gara> I like it a lot.
  74. 01:52:19: <Goatwright> third encounter
  75. 01:52:22: <Goatwright> somebody already dying
  76. 01:52:25: <ViejoOsoGrande> wow
  77. 01:52:25: <Hippocratesi> It doesn't give a FUCK
  78. 01:52:37: <Gara> ...
  79. 01:52:38: <Gara> wow
  80. 01:52:40: <ViejoOsoGrande> Am I deaad?
  81. 01:52:41: <Gara> Rain
  82. 01:52:46: <Gara> What weapon does he have?
  83. 01:52:48: <ViejoOsoGrande> I have Raging vitality thank god
  84. 01:52:52: <Goatwright> his massive penis
  85. 01:52:53: <Rainglove> He's large broski
  86. 01:53:00: <Hippocratesi> He has his big ol dick
  87. 01:53:07: <Goatwright> that is his weapon
  88. 01:53:12: <Rainglove> greataxe
  89. 01:53:13: <ViejoOsoGrande> what
  90. 01:53:15: <Rainglove> so uh
  91. 01:53:16: <Gara> Oh fuck.
  92. 01:53:17: <ViejoOsoGrande> he has two attacks?
  93. 01:53:19: <ViejoOsoGrande> what the fuck
  94. 01:53:19: <Gara> That's..
  95. 01:53:22: <Goatwright> what
  96. 01:53:27: <ViejoOsoGrande> why
  97. 01:53:32: <ViejoOsoGrande> I am so dead
  98. 01:53:35: <Gara> 75+ damage damge in that one hit.
  99. 01:53:39: <Rainglove> So uh
  100. 01:53:39: <Hippocratesi> Don't worry Batharl
  101. 01:53:42: <ViejoOsoGrande> gg
  102. 01:53:42: <Hippocratesi> We will save you
  103. 01:53:44: <Goatwright> does that actually kill him
  104. 01:53:44: <Hippocratesi> don't worry
  105. 01:53:45: <Hippocratesi> ;_;
  106. 01:53:46: <Goatwright> it looks like it does
  107. 01:53:49: <Goatwright> or almost does
  108. 01:53:51: <ViejoOsoGrande> I have 54 hitpoints
  109. 01:53:56: <ViejoOsoGrande> left
  110. 01:53:56: <Rainglove> that weapon totally does x2 crit damage
  111. 01:53:57: <ViejoOsoGrande> that is
  112. 01:53:57: <Gara> You're dead, Jim.
  113. 01:54:00: Rainglove rewrites entry
  114. 01:54:07: <Goatwright> you can't go above your CON ViejoOsoGrande when you run out of HP
  115. 01:54:09: <Goatwright> or you die
  116. 01:54:09: <Goatwright> IIRC
  117. 01:54:12: <ViejoOsoGrande> I know
  118. 01:54:14: <ViejoOsoGrande> my con is
  119. 01:54:15: <ViejoOsoGrande> er
  120. 01:54:23: <Rainglove> Well now
  121. 01:54:24: <ViejoOsoGrande> 22 currently?
  122. 01:54:32: <ViejoOsoGrande> yeah
  123. 01:54:33: <Goatwright> that's only 76
  124. 01:54:38: <Goatwright> if it rolled more than 76
  125. 01:54:41: <ViejoOsoGrande> 54+22
  126. 01:54:43: <Rainglove> You'd not die outright, then?
  127. 01:54:43: <Gara> 78 damage. 26 x 3.
  128. 01:54:46: <ViejoOsoGrande> is 76
  129. 01:54:51: <Goatwright> yes
  130. 01:54:54: <Goatwright> hence me saying
  131. 01:54:55: <Goatwright> 76
  132. 01:54:57: <Rainglove> Yep, you'd just die outright.
  133. 01:55:00: <Goatwright> well
  134. 01:55:02: <Goatwright> what the fuck
  135. 01:55:02: <Hippocratesi> Oh
  136. 01:55:02: <Gara> Well
  137. 01:55:03: <ViejoOsoGrande> what
  138. 01:55:04: <Gara> Shit.
  139. 01:55:04: <ViejoOsoGrande> am I dead
  140. 01:55:05: <Gara> Oh well.
  141. 01:55:05: <Goatwright> what
  142. 01:55:05: <Hippocratesi> Ooooh...
  143. 01:55:06: <Rainglove> So we'll call it x2 crit.
  144. 01:55:07: <Goatwright> really
  145. 01:55:09: <Rainglove> For today.
  146. 01:55:09: <Gara> Oh
  147. 01:55:09: <Goatwright> come on
  148. 01:55:10: <Gara> Okay.
  149. 01:55:14: <Hippocratesi> Time for sad.
  150. 01:55:15: <Goatwright> okay
  151. 01:55:21: <ViejoOsoGrande> D:
  152. 01:55:21: <ViejoOsoGrande> AM I DEAD?
  153. 01:55:22: <Hippocratesi> THE DICE DOES NOT LOVE
  154. 01:55:23: <Goatwright> So he isn't dead yet, just almost
  155. 01:55:24: <Hippocratesi> THE DICE DOES NOT HATE
  156. 01:55:28: <Gara> NO HE ISN'T DEA.
  157. 01:55:30: <Rainglove> 52 damage
  158. 01:55:31: <ViejoOsoGrande> thank god
  159. 01:55:33: <Goatwright> RAIN JUST SAVED HIM
  160. 01:55:33: <ViejoOsoGrande> jesus christ
  161. 01:55:34: <Gara> HE HAS 2 HIT POINTS OR SO BEFORE 0.
  162. 01:55:39: <ViejoOsoGrande> thank you DM
  163. 01:55:39: <Goatwright> BATHARL
  164. 01:55:40: <Gara> And will start dying, I believe
  165. 01:55:40: <Goatwright> FUCKING RUN
  166. 01:55:41: <ViejoOsoGrande> based DM
  167. 01:55:42: <Rainglove> Minotaur also has
  168. 01:55:44: <Gara> When you leaave rage.
  169. 01:55:44: <Hippocratesi> Bath is fucked UP
  170. 01:55:47: <Rainglove> two attacks per round
  171. 01:55:52: <Hippocratesi> JEEZ
  172. 01:56:08: <ViejoOsoGrande> As if you set that thing on me
  173. 01:56:09: <ViejoOsoGrande> why
  174. 01:56:21: <Goatwright> see like I have to cast a spell
  175. 01:56:23: <Goatwright> to hit this guy
  176. 01:56:25: <ViejoOsoGrande> Haha no but seriously thank god for saving me
  177. 01:56:37: <Goatwright> and I'm scared that I'm right about that methane gas thing
  178. 01:56:49: <ViejoOsoGrande> Rain am I still standing, can I still attack?
  179. 01:56:50: <Rainglove> So viejo what's your con score
  180. 01:56:54: <ViejoOsoGrande> 22
  181. 01:56:54: <Gara> Well, Goat, I'm playing a psion, so I don't even scared of that.
  182. 01:56:59: <Rainglove> KK
  183. 01:57:05: <ViejoOsoGrande> with the boosts
  184. 01:57:14: <ViejoOsoGrande> oh yeah, guys I will fall unconscious as soon as I stop raging
  185. 01:57:26: <Gara> I'd like to point out that you will start dying as soon as you start raging.
  186. 01:57:27: <Gara> Stop
  187. 01:57:37: <ViejoOsoGrande> I can waste my turn to heal myself
  188. 01:57:40: <ViejoOsoGrande> or someone else can heal me
  189. 01:57:40: <Gara> Because you lose a bunch of HP, and your con goes down.
  190. 01:57:40: <Hippocratesi> Okay here's the plan
  191. 01:57:46: <Goatwright> okay guys I have to ask
  192. 01:57:46: <Hippocratesi> We take Batharl
  193. 01:57:50: <Hippocratesi> and get the fuck outta there
  194. 01:58:02: <Goatwright> do you want to risk the giant movable fire plume I can cast
  195. 01:58:08: <Goatwright> accidentally somehow igniting the fog
  196. 01:58:14: <ViejoOsoGrande> Yeah, I'll lose, 16 hitpoints
  197. 01:58:15: <ViejoOsoGrande> when I stop raging
  198. 01:58:18: <ViejoOsoGrande> I think
  199. 01:58:20: <Goatwright> on the off chance it won't happen
  200. 01:58:21: <Hippocratesi> >going with the risk of blowing us up
  201. 01:58:22: <Hippocratesi> nah bruh
  202. 01:58:23: <Rainglove> Goat what happens is actually totally random
  203. 01:58:27: <Rainglove> you may kill yourself
  204. 01:58:28: <Benedict> >Going with the risk of killing Batharl
  205. 01:58:30: <Rainglove> or it may work properly
  206. 01:58:37: <ViejoOsoGrande> oh no
  207. 01:58:38: <Rainglove> the odds of batharl dying are pretty low
  208. 01:58:39: <ViejoOsoGrande> I have 24 CON
  209. 01:58:40: <ViejoOsoGrande> actually
  210. 01:58:46: <ViejoOsoGrande> I forgot about raging vitality
  211. 01:58:54: <Goatwright> Guys he says odds of Batharl dying are low
  212. 01:58:56: <Goatwright> do I take opportunity?
  213. 01:58:58: <Rainglove> From you
  214. 01:58:59: <Gara> Do it.
  215. 01:59:04: <Goatwright> okay we doin' it
  216. 01:59:17: <Hippocratesi> If you blow us up we kill you IRL
  217. 01:59:20: <Rainglove> We gonna pull out
  218. 01:59:21: <Hippocratesi> >:[
  219. 01:59:24: <Rainglove> RANDOMLY GENERATED EFFECTS
  220. 01:59:55: <ViejoOsoGrande> I can't believe he nearly gibbed me
  221. 01:59:56: <ViejoOsoGrande> jesus fuck
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