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The Bible Of Tilde

thefailreloaded Nov 2nd, 2016 (edited) 84 Never
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  1. The Holy And Highly Immoral Church Of Tilde
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  3. Holy Goddess: Tilde Duchateau
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  5. His Most Awesomeness, Ultra High Grand Poobah: Random McNally
  6. Main Alter Boi: Foedus
  7. Bishop: Graygor
  8. High Priestess: Elara Zetoya
  9. Lord Inquisitor: CRISS
  10. Needle Of Heresy: Random McNally
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  12. Spartan style with hints of Protestant and a sprinkle of Catholicism for flavor (only the lewd parts).
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  14. Do:
  15. Beer, Pork, Beef is a go. Thou shall covet your neighbor's wife, husband and/or children. If they are not worth coveting, you are required to move next to coveting-worthy neighbors. Abortions are not only allowed, but also encouraged. Vestal virgins for everybody.
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  17. Do not: Watch reality TV shows, cabbage.
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