The Bible Of Tilde
thefailreloaded Nov 2nd, 2016 (edited) 84 Never
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- The Holy And Highly Immoral Church Of Tilde
- Holy Goddess: Tilde Duchateau
- His Most Awesomeness, Ultra High Grand Poobah: Random McNally
- Main Alter Boi: Foedus
- Bishop: Graygor
- High Priestess: Elara Zetoya
- Lord Inquisitor: CRISS
- Needle Of Heresy: Random McNally
- Spartan style with hints of Protestant and a sprinkle of Catholicism for flavor (only the lewd parts).
- Beer, Pork, Beef is a go. Thou shall covet your neighbor's wife, husband and/or children. If they are not worth coveting, you are required to move next to coveting-worthy neighbors. Abortions are not only allowed, but also encouraged. Vestal virgins for everybody.
- Do not: Watch reality TV shows, cabbage.
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