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- Dated: 4/05/13
- Memorandum
- The Black House
- PBBC HQ - Baltimore, MD 21201
- ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
- Dear Members and Staff,
- PBBC Inc. is proud to state that it's threat levels are at an all time low at only 5% compared to 65% in 2011. These numbers reflect the hard stance PBBC has taken on insurgents and enemy combatants, with use of fear mongering, political coups, and fund dropping.
- Recently PBBC Generals have studied such books as The Art Of War by Ching Chong, Battlefield Tech by Adolf Hitler, and I Lost My Slipper In 'Nam by Dale Doback. After extensive research we have allocated years of funding and resources to our new special elite forces.
- Info as follows:
- 1. Air Command
- ---PBBC AIR WEST
- -------Controls the skies of this nation as well as the global borders, fleet of 100+ planes and fighters
- 2. Sea Command
- ---PBBC WET WORKS
- -------Black ops crew that controls the borders and oceans with submarines, unmanned floaters and robotic recovery crews
- 3. Land Command
- ---PBBC DELTA BRAVO
- ------The most elite ground crew trained in the west. Took cues from Russia, Poland, Serbia and West Asia. Extremely skilled in hand to hand combat as well as fire arms, bomb disposal and various life skills
- 4. Infiltration
- ---DEBO/UNDERGROUND
- ------Ultra secret black ops organization - DONT ASK DONT TELL TOP SECRET
- ---SOCIAL/CITY IMPACT
- ------Infiltrate and change popular opinion based on truth and fact, slip PBBC into conversation, make PBBC relevant to everyday lives
- As follows, the current staff members will receive badges and ranks for these spec ops units
- 1. Mechanicvirus - Commander in Chief
- 2. Ktj4l - Liason to PBBC Germany - Special Forces - DEBO
- 3. Killswitch - Brigadier General - Land and Sea Commander
- 4. Supz - Lieutenant Colonel - Infiltration
- 5. Slapdot - Command Sergeant Major - Air Commander
- As I present to you this information, I ask my staff and colleagues to review this information and sign off on Executive Order PB-54 - The resolution and creation of PBBC Global Defense Squads.
- Thank you for your time, and may god have a calming mercy on your god forsaken soul when the apocalypse should arise.
- Sincerely,
- Thomas Franklin
- Board of Directors, HAF Group
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