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- Hold all my calls.
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- Big day. You ready for this?
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- You're never ready to meet
- the Board of Directors, Templeton.
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- You just hitch up your diaper and pray
- to whatever gods of business you serve.
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- - Boo!
- - Ah! Templeton!
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- Stress breaker.
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- Unsuccessful. But thank you.
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- I'll see you after my big promotion.
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- Next stop, CEO.
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- Boss Baby!
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- Your Boardly Eminences.
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- Let us speak of business
- and be profitable.
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- There is a void at Baby Corp.
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- 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:51,403
- We stand without
- our chief executive officer.
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- New CEO?
- I suppose we do need one of those.
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- 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,661
- You thwarted the evil of Bootsy Calico.
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- 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:03,498
- You delivered this corporation
- from certain ruin.
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- Just doing my job, spectacularly.
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- 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,172
- This board can envision no one
- more qualified than you...
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- Oh, stop.
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- 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,508
- ...to introduce our new CEO.
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- I accept... Wait.
- Did you say introduce the new CEO?
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- Yes.
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- Not be the new CEO?
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- 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,143
- Why would we say that?
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- You're not the new CEO.
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- 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,022
- - Really?
- - Yes.
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- - Can I get a moment to...
- - No.
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- It gives me great pleasure
- to introduce a real up-and-comer
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- from the Research
- and Development Department.
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- 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,077
- Anyway, meet your new boss.
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- Synergy, mobility, idea-ing,
- leadership, followership. Baby Corp.
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- Oh, come on.
- What does any of that even mean?
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- Tomorrow's baby is today.
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- Welcome Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby!
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- What is tomorrow?
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- 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,356
- - Tuesday.
- - Tomorrow is today waiting to happen.
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- 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,317
- - Awesome!
- - I understand it.
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- 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,861
- That just blew my baby mind.
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- And today is yesterday's future,
- and the future is now.
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- 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:28,333
- I'm sure some of you are wondering
- who I am. "Why is she CEO?"
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- I'll tell you why.
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- Because this job isn't about kissing butts
- or stabbing backs.
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- 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:36,717
- It's about making
- the impossible inevitable.
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- Babies. Cute to look at? Sure.
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- Fun to snuggle? Mm. Yes.
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- 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,641
- - Pleasant to smell?
- - No.
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- But our one great flaw is no more.
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- Stinkless Serum.
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- A revolutionary breakthrough
- in baby technology.
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- No matter how stinky the baby...
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- ...with one single dose...
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- 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,870
- ...bad smells go bye-bye for good.
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- No sour milk spit-up,
- no diaper fumes, no nothing!
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- Just imagine the effect on baby love.
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- I give you...
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- Stinkless Serum!
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- No way.
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- Stinkless Serum
- is this company's rocket ship,
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- and it only flies one way:
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- futureward.
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- Can you believe that?
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- - Finally, no more diapers.
- - Still need those, big guy.
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- Sorry you didn't get the job, sir.
- You okay?
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- Stinkless Serum, Stace.
- She earned the job.
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- So I just accept it and...
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- I hate cookies!
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- Ah!
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- There you are. That took forever!
- Where have you been?
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- It's not where I've been, Templeton.
- It's where I'm going. Nowhere.
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- - What happened?
- - I don't wanna talk about it!
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- Hey, come on, we're brothers.
- We can trust each other with everything.
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- She's here!
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- Tim, bring the baby down!
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- Timmy!
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- Gigi!
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- So, this is the new guy.
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- Gigi is what we call Dad's mom.
- She's our grandma.
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- Why is the baby in a suit?
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- Yeah, he cries if we put him
- in anything else.
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- And you just let him
- boss you around like that?
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- - Janice does.
- - What?
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- How does he even get the tie on?
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- - Baby, no.
- - Oh, really?
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- Somebody does think
- he's the boss of the house.
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- Yeah, maybe he's running a secret
- business out of his crib.
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- Ha!
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- That Tim Templeton imagination.
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- Learn from your brother's example, kid.
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- I worked in a steel mill for 35 years,
- and I can tell you,
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- the last thing the world needs
- is another boss.
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- You wanna go toe-to-toe
- with your Gigi, tiny?
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- - Come on!
- - He's just a baby!
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- Okay, Mom, let's go get your luggage.
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- What is wrong with you? That's our Gigi.
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- And what kind of grandmother
- goes by "Gigi"?
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- "Grandma," "Nana," "Nona,"
- "Baachan," "Ya-Ya."
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- Those are the accepted terms
- of endearment for...
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- Seriously, what happened at work?
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- The board picked someone else
- for the CEO job.
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- I peaked before I even grew
- my second tooth.
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- It's gonna be okay.
- You and me are still a team, right?
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- And Gigi's here.
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- Trust me on this one.
- Grandmas make everything better.
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- - How long are you staying?
- - All week.
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- Your father and I both have a round
- of job interviews.
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- For the same job.
- So one of us is definitely getting it.
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- I bet I know which.
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- But I don't like playing favorites.
- It's your dad.
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- So, while Mom and I
- are jumping through hiring hoops,
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- you boys get to whoop-de-do
- with your Gigi.
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- Come on, Mom, let's get you settled
- in the baby's room.
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- - Uh, say what?
- - Gigi's gotta sleep somewhere, kiddo.
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- So where's the baby supposed
- to sleep all week?
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- Wait!
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- You roommates get settled.
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- We've gotta get the baby's room
- Gigi-friendly.
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- I find any stray neckties,
- I'm burning them.
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- Please don't light fires in our house.
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- I won't be tamed, Janice.
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- I hate everything about this day.
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- - What are you doing?
- - Nothing.
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- I just wasn't expecting a roommate.
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- I like having my own place
- for my own private stuff.
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- So when it's my problems, you're all,
- "Brother, brother, brother, no secrets."
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- But the moment it intrudes
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- on your inner sanctum
- of secret dinosaur toys...
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- Nobody said this was dinosaur-related!
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- Uh-huh. This is weird, right?
- It feels weird.
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- It's just one week,
- and then we get our own rooms back.
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- We're still brothers.
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- Just maybe we don't have to share
- everything.
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- 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,609
- Fine. Maybe I'll just hit the office,
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- see how things are settling in
- under the new chief jerk face.
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- Boss Baby, please report
- to the CEO's office immediately.
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- 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,285
- Gah! They can read my thoughts!
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- 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,374
- I take it I'm fired.
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- Fire is for roasting marshmallows.
- Are you a marshmallow?
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- I believe I am not. Should I be?
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- Job. Your team, top secret,
- highest importance.
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- 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,303
- You've heard of Stinkless Serum?
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- It's possible we all saw a huge light show
- about it, like, two hours ago.
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- It is real. It works.
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- One problem. This is it.
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- You don't like the color?
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- 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,444
- I mean, that's literally
- all the serum we have.
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- One vial.
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- We cracked the formula by accident,
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- or as I call it,
- "coincidental innovation."
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- Simmons, how long
- were you wearing this diaper?
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- Um, two weeks.
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- Success!
- Show me the chemical formula.
- 153
- 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,255
- I was drawing choo-choos.
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- 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,758
- R&D babies, very smart,
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- 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,510
- but still babies.
- Not great at taking notes.
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- Spectacular trains, though.
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- Can we re-crack the formula?
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- - Uh...
- - Undoubtedly. When? Mystery.
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- So, until then,
- this vial isn't safe here.
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- If word gets out,
- all our enemies will be coming after it.
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- 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,732
- And if Bootsy Calico could break in here...
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- Anyone could.
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- Spies everywhere.
- We need the serum off-site.
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- With you, man in the field.
- Can you keep it safe?
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- 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,743
- - I can find a place...
- - La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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- Tell no one. Not me, no.
- I don't want to know.
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- Secure, secret. Field-team babies only.
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- 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,086
- Absolutely. And Tim, of course.
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- Your brother? Not a baby.
- He stays out the loop.
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- 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,216
- Ma'am, I trust Templeton implicit...
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- 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,759
- Can we talk about the future?
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- 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,136
- Uh, I believe you said it's a rocket ship.
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- deliver Stinkless Serum.
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- 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:02,519
- Legacy, done. After that, I have
- no interest in running this company.
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- 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,522
- - Which means...
- - We'll need a new CEO?
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- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:11,111
- Maybe even a certain VP
- of field operations,
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- if he can really show me something.
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- 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,616
- I still don't feel comfortable
- leaving my brother out...
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- 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,410
- Don't answer with your mouth.
- Answer with your future.
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- 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,389
- We're still brothers.
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- 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,166
- Just maybe we don't have to share
- everything.
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- 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,583
- I'm in.
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- Hold it tight, Boss Baby.
- The future is now in your hands.
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- 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,593
- - Where you gonna hide it, boss?
- - I don't know yet.
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- 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,137
- We need this out of sight, ASAP.
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- 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,722
- The longer it's in the open,
- the more dangerous for all of us.
- 187
- 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,015
- Spies everywhere.
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- 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,475
- When I was in daycare,
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- 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,770
- we used to take field trips
- to this abandoned missile silo,
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- 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,274
- and I know for a fact
- you can lose a whole person in there.
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- 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,610
- Ha! Try to take my blankie, Brayden.
- 192
- 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,612
- No missile silos.
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- 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,448
- Incoming. Scatter!
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- 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,038
- Oh, right, roommates.
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- 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,374
- You wanna still play here or... ow!
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- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,420
- This is my room. What is wrong with you?
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- 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,380
- Not everyone's as sweet as you, Timmy.
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- 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,258
- You gotta be firm with the pushy ones.
- Push right back.
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- 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:20,013
- If he doesn't wanna hang out with us,
- maybe he could play downstairs.
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- 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,726
- Nope.
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- 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,729
- Who's the boss now, kid? Boom. Gigi.
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- 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,524
- So, Timmy, I lost a pill box
- in my purse last week.
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- 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,151
- Can you find it for me?
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- 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,321
- Yes! Gigi purse-diving. Watch this, baby.
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- 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:52,629
- Got it.
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- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,547
- I don't know how you do it!
- 207
- 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,091
- I can never find anything in that purse.
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- 00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:01,262
- Well, I'll be. It's full of gummy duckies.
- Quack, quack.
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- 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,430
- Thanks, Gigi.
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- 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,892
- We should hang out all afternoon.
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- 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,355
- Yeah!
- 212
- 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,983
- When the tornado hit, it lifted
- the entire dump truck into the air.
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- 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,777
- We flew across three states.
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- 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,528
- This one's for reptile rescue.
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- 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,948
- And this one's for putting stickers neatly
- on my helmet.
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- 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,790
- "Though the world can be scary
- and life sometimes seems unfair-y,
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- 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,543
- you can sleep the whole night through.
- I'll always be watching you."
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- 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,171
- Creepy.
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- 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,223
- That was fun, right? Gigi is so great.
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- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,558
- - Where are you going?
- - Nowhere. Go back to sleep.
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- 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,268
- - What's in your hand?
- - Not important.
- 222
- 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,271
- - Sleep. Back to it. Go.
- - Come on, what's going on?
- 223
- 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524
- Don't worry, Templeton.
- We're still brothers.
- 224
- 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,944
- Just maybe we don't have
- to share everything.
- 225
- 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,572
- Hey, you can't use my words on me.
- Those are my words.
- 226
- 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,575
- Tim, sweetheart,
- it's time to go to sleep!
- 227
- 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,495
- Challenge authority, Timmy!
- Don't let the man keep you down!
- 228
- 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,415
- - Mom!
- - Nobody comes out of that room!
- 229
- 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,375
- Sorry. I just wanted to help.
- 230
- 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,006
- You wanna help?
- Tell me you're not a snorer.
- 231
- 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,967
- How would I know?
- I don't share a room with myself.
- 232
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,428
- Swell. Oh, that's lumpy.
- 233
- 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,185
- Thanks for keeping the snoring down,
- Templeton. Huh?
- 234
- 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:32,895
- Oh, no.
- 235
- 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,772
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
- 236
- 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,151
- Staci, Jimbo, get over here now!
- We've got a problem.
- 237
- 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,236
- We're still under the bed, sir.
- 238
- 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:45,199
- Anyone could've taken it.
- Guinea pig assassins, ninja puppies.
- 239
- 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,325
- Horse pirates.
- 240
- 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,244
- Miniature horse pirates!
- 241
- 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,038
- Aw!
- 242
- 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,417
- Is this about that thing
- under your pillow?
- 243
- 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,421
- He took it! Death to traitors!
- 244
- 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,756
- She's so sharp!
- 245
- 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,924
- Staci, calm down. Breathe.
- 246
- 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,887
- Nobody said Templeton
- actually took the vial.
- 247
- 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,805
- Oh. I did.
- 248
- 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,059
- Do you know what you've done?
- 249
- 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,853
- You've ruined Baby Corp. You've ruined me!
- 250
- 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,814
- Stop shaking me!
- I just ate a very milky breakfast!
- 251
- 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,028
- I didn't steal your whatever it is.
- I just hid it better.
- 252
- 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,237
- Go on.
- 253
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,490
- Never hide anything under your pillow.
- 254
- 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,867
- If the tooth fairy doesn't get it,
- Mom and Dad will.
- 255
- 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,869
- I once hid a caramel apple under there
- 256
- 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,272
- - after Halloween...
- - Skip ahead.
- 257
- 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,332
- I know the roommate thing is weird,
- but I'm not gonna let you get busted.
- 258
- 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,960
- What's the point of being brothers
- if we can't totally trust each other?
- 259
- 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,175
- So do you trust me enough to tell me
- what's in that vial?
- 260
- 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,885
- Absolutely.
- 261
- 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,764
- If you trust me enough to show me
- what's in your secret dinosaur drawer.
- 262
- 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,558
- It's private. None of your business.
- You didn't look, right?
- 263
- 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,354
- Fine, we don't have to share everything.
- 264
- 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,648
- So, where's my vial?
- 265
- 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:04,028
- In the one place Mom and Dad
- would never dare to look. Gigi's purse.
- 266
- 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,532
- The serum is in Gigi's purse?
- Gigi, our grandmother?
- 267
- 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,035
- It's perfect. Not even Gigi
- can find anything in that purse.
- 268
- 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,204
- It's like a portal to another dimension.
- 269
- 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,499
- You put something in there,
- it's never coming out.
- 270
- 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,126
- Unless I get it out.
- 271
- 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,673
- I've been diving for Gigi's lost stuff
- in that purse for the past seven years.
- 272
- 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,800
- I'm the only one who can crack the code.
- 273
- 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,720
- - Then crack out my vial and give it back!
- - Okay. She's up in the kitchen.
- 274
- 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,853
- "Hi, Timmy.
- A nice elderly gentleman invited me
- 275
- 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,480
- to check out the local senior center.
- Back by lunch.
- 276
- 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,984
- Give yourself a hug for me, kiddo.
- Your brother can stay in his crib."
- 277
- 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,111
- She is a terrible grandparent.
- 278
- 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,530
- - Senior center, let's go.
- - No.
- 279
- 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,117
- I can't go into that place! Do you know
- what they do to babies in there?
- 280
- 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,744
- Whoa, Jimbo.
- 281
- 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,331
- - It's just elderly people. They're nice.
- - Then go get my vial!
- 282
- 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,251
- You don't think that'd be suspicious?
- "Hey, Gigi, just came by
- 283
- 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,879
- to watch the square dancing.
- Can I have your purse?"
- 284
- 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,840
- I need that vial, Templeton.
- My future's in there.
- 285
- 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,886
- If our being brothers means anything,
- you will find a way to fix this.
- 286
- 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,139
- Okay. If I can't get into that purse,
- you are.
- 287
- 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,807
- I'm sorry, come again?
- 288
- 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,102
- Welcome to the art of purse diving.
- 289
- 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,479
- Your training begins...
- 290
- 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,814
- now.
- 291
- 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,898
- - Shut your eyes.
- - Ah!
- 292
- 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,735
- Find the pretzel. You have ten seconds.
- 293
- 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,195
- Jimbo, count for me.
- 294
- 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,529
- One...
- 295
- 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,866
- Staci, count for me.
- 296
- 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,367
- Ten, nine...
- 297
- 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,578
- Okay. Thirteen-inches wide.
- 298
- 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,497
- - Canvas, maybe faux leather.
- - Time's up!
- 299
- 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,123
- Don't think. Feel.
- 300
- 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,418
- Imagine the pretzel
- is everything you ever wanted.
- 301
- 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,628
- It's within reach.
- 302
- 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,754
- Uh... Gah!
- 303
- 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,422
- - I grabbed a jack.
- - Time's up.
- 304
- 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,257
- You didn't want it enough. Go!
- 305
- 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,927
- Four, three...
- 306
- 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,554
- The pretzel is that CEO job.
- 307
- 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,791
- I got it!
- 308
- 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,185
- Congratulations. You're ready.
- 309
- 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,354
- - Yes!
- - Whoo-hoo! Go, boss!
- 310
- 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,066
- Thank you, sensei, but I'm confused.
- Won't it be even more suspicious
- 311
- 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,568
- if I'm the one showing up and raiding
- Gigi's purse?
- 312
- 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:11,364
- If you have the right distraction,
- she'll never know you were there.
- 313
- 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,157
- Secret dinosaur drawer.
- 314
- 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,368
- Whatever happens in that senior center,
- 315
- 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,537
- you have to promise you won't
- make fun of me.
- 316
- 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,541
- Uh, I can't enter a binding contract
- without reading the fine print. Ah!
- 317
- 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,125
- - Promise!
- - Okay!
- 318
- 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,721
- We'll never get past them all.
- 319
- 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,563
- - There!
- - Just wait for my signal,
- 320
- 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,481
- - then go for the purse.
- - And just how
- 321
- 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,067
- do you plan
- to keep those dinosaurs busy?
- 322
- 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,444
- Funny you should mention dinosaurs.
- 323
- 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,823
- Uh, Gigis and gentlemen.
- 324
- 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,701
- Timmy! What a nice surprise.
- 325
- 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,538
- Timothy Templeton
- of Do-Good Trooper Squadron 505
- 326
- 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,041
- is proud, I guess,
- to present my project
- 327
- 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,752
- for the Dinosaur Knowledge
- helmet sticker,
- 328
- 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,588
- "Song About Dinosaurs."
- 329
- 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,756
- Huh. What's so embarrassing about that?
- 330
- 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,726
- Oh.
- 331
- 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,936
- Now or never, boss. Go!
- 332
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,152
- A child performing a song?
- Have we died and gone to heaven?
- 333
- 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,237
- You express yourself, Timmy!
- 334
- 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,448
- He's my grandson. The good one.
- 335
- 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,552
- - Ah!
- - Hmm.
- 336
- 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,348
- Boss, she can't see you if you don't move.
- 337
- 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,684
- Ooh! She's got glasses!
- 338
- 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,271
- Oh, it's a baby!
- 339
- 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,275
- Go, tell the world my story!
- 340
- 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,861
- Look at those cheeks.
- Who's a little man?
- 341
- 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,076
- Oh. It's so cold and... moist?
- 342
- 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,337
- He gets his musical skills from me.
- 343
- 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,548
- - My grandson's an astronaut.
- - Not as good.
- 344
- 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,926
- Just dump it out, boss.
- 345
- 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,761
- Not yet. We'll blow our cover.
- 346
- 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,807
- Ha, yah, hoo, ha-ha, yah!
- 347
- 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,102
- It's poetry, Timmy.
- Let me find you a candy.
- 348
- 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,772
- Dinosaur dance break!
- 349
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,649
- Ha! I love it!
- 350
- 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:58,572
- This may be the most beautiful
- and embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
- 351
- 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,783
- Get the serum. Ten seconds!
- 352
- 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,201
- Go!
- 353
- 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,504
- Think about what I want.
- 354
- 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,262
- I got it!
- 355
- 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,557
- Bravo, Timmy.
- 356
- 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,899
- Now what is a baby doing here?
- 357
- 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,609
- Hey, Frederic.
- 358
- 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,488
- That's Frederic Estes,
- the nice man who invited me here.
- 359
- 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,909
- - I want you to meet my Timmy.
- - No time, gotta go. I love you. Bye!
- 360
- 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,125
- Thanks for helping get this back.
- 361
- 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,461
- You, uh, really went all out.
- 362
- 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,087
- You promised you wouldn't make fun.
- 363
- 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,341
- No. I honestly admire how open you are
- with everything.
- 364
- 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:05,556
- It's called Stinkless Serum. And it could
- erase all bad baby smells forever.
- 365
- 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,056
- Whoa!
- 366
- 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,351
- Yeah, "Whoa." Now help me hide it.
- 367
- 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,317
- You know, it was touch and go
- in that purse dive,
- 368
- 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,028
- but I just closed my eyes
- and did what you told me.
- 369
- 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,529
- Thought about what I wanted.
- 370
- 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,617
- A big brother I can always count on,
- but who is not my roommate.
- 371
- 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,952
- Agreed. On both parts.
- 372
- 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,539
- There you are!
- 373
- 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,291
- Great news. Drumroll...
- 374
- 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,293
- I can't wait! We got the job.
- 375
- 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,378
- Both of us! They couldn't choose.
- 376
- 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,047
- And with your parents both at work,
- 377
- 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,841
- guess who's staying
- to help out all summer.
- 378
- 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,593
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- 379
- 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,763
- Wait, the baby's in my room all summer?
- 380
- 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,098
- He ain't stayin' in my room.
- 381
- 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,644
- The world is a sewer.
- 382
- 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,479
- Chupacabra!
- 383
- 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:04,532
- - Jimbo, what have they done to you?
- - So many kisses.
- 384
- 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,368
- You smell like old towels.
- 385
- 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,370
- Old smells.
- 386
- 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,996
- Templeton!
- 387
- 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,891
- That creepy old man who was
- staring at me like he knew something.
- 388
- 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,211
- Suppose he did know something.
- 389
- 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,422
- He's the one who invited Gigi
- to the senior center in the first place.
- 390
- 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,467
- What if he was gathering intel
- on our family?
- 391
- 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,637
- What if he knows about Baby Corp
- and Stinkless Serum?
- 392
- 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,391
- I love seniors, but they do have
- as many weird smells as babies.
- 393
- 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,269
- If they knew about the serum,
- they'd definitely want it.
- 394
- 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,188
- - You think...?
- - We may just have a new archnemesis.
- 395
- 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,066
- Frederic Estes.
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