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Sep 20th, 2014
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  1. 20??/M/5'11
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  3. With a suspiciously sparkly cape and an ornate top hat The Eye-Catching Emerald takes the stage.
  4. Clearly he's in the showbiz to do one thing and one thing only: Dazzle. (quite literally. he doubles as a disco ball)
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  6. Together with his arsenal of innovative magic tricks and far too many white rabbits, he's toured multiple countries (albeit none of them actually wanted him to), producing unwanted rabbits and mean-spirited pigeons from various household objects (hats are clearly not difficult enough, have you tried pulling a bunny out of a blender? Works every time). His tours have also strangely coincided with several odd thefts, most notable is the time that his show was held the same night as several millions simply disappeared from the national bank of Norway. How odd.
  7. But, suspicious as it may be, there is never any evidence linking him to the crimes, even though it seems pretty obvious he did it, and as such he's been allowed to continue doing his thing for several years. He also insists that he's 20. Which he's been since he started using this particular stage persona and no one really knows when that was.
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  9. It's not that hard to believe his claim of youth though, since thanks to the wonder of stage makeup (or perhaps he just looks like that), he doesn't look a day over 25, however his look is always a bit too showy to be considered tasteful. He likes tuxedos, top hats and sequins, preferably in a sparkling emerald green. Except for his shoes that are a bright ruby red. (also sparkling)
  10. If it wasn't clear enough he's doing a whole Wizard of Oz Emerald City sort of show, which mostly just involves him dressing in green sparkling outfits instead of black and entering the stage in a hot air balloon.
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