Lyra's Clam Jam (CSiE)

>With there being a new species in Equestria, the first order of business had been a meeting with the princesses.
>Upon hearing about the fact that humans basically had a chance to reproduce from a certain age onwards, Celestia, in all her infinite wisdom, had declared a new law go into effect immediately.
>This law being that when Anon was in 'heat', or rather, had an erection, the nearest mare was to satisfy him.
>She would have included the stallions, but you were quick to turn that down. For now.
>Upon asking why, Celestia informed you it was to 'ease the burden of having a constant heat'.
>The 'royal decree' was given, oh, six months ago you think?
>You thought that it was silly all in all, and that in the podunk of Ponyville, that it wasn't going to be enforced.
>You also didn't remember that the Elements of Harmony, Princess Egghead being one of them, lived here as well.
>The morning routine you had to admit was kind of fun though.
>Wake up, have morning wood, stand in your doorway, stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle.
>A blowjob with your morning coffee? Living the dream.
>Most mares took you up on your offer for coffee, if only to get the taste out of their mouth. Some just took you up on a breath mint. Others, you think just swallowed and went on their way.
>Today was the breath mint day, and your guest mare had three brilliant cut diamonds for her cutie mark.

>Once that was done, you got properly dressed, and pulled out your planner, since Equestria was on a different day/night cycle, this was a necessity.
"What's on the agenda today..."
>You were for all intents and purposes a repairman, given the fact you dabbled in this, that, and the other thing while on Earth.
>You had setup an appointment with Bon Bon today, she was having some issues with a leaky faucet and her oven.
>Packing up your tools, which thankfully went with you on your interdimensional trip, some bits in case you needed parts, and a lunch, you were off.

>Being well known amongst the town was a given, not being the resident alien, but the resident handyman.
>Hell, before you even made it to your destination, you had picked up a couple more jobs.
>Arriving to your jobs' cottage, you gave a few sharp knocks on the door.
>Two Tone Tush had answered the door, looking up, way up at you.
"Hi Bon Bon, still having issues with the faucet?"
>"Yes, and I hope you also remembered about the oven too. Come on in." She had led you on in, and directed you to the kitchen.
"Yep, got that written down." You had knelt down and opened the cabinets up, frowning; this was going to be a tight fit.
>Thankfully, at least Ponyville had modern plumbing, even if it was fucking tiny.
>You had begun to work, looks like it was just bad fittings, when you heard a clearing of a throat.
"Something the matter?"
>"You're ah... At attention."
"Seriously? Can it wait?" You hadn't noticed, given the fact you had be careful with everything being smaller than you.
>"I'm not going to break the law, you know." She sounded mildly irritated.
"I'm not asking you to, I'm just really preoccupied and if I'm not careful, I'm gonna get stuck."
>"Fine, just hurry it up, will you?"
"Almost...There, done." You shimmied back on out, to be greeted with a mildly anxious face.
>"Drop 'em, mister."

>You are Lyra Heartstrings, minty mare extraordinaire.
>You had just grabbed breakfast for yourself and your cottage mate and mare with benefits, Bon Bon, and was on your merry way home.
>Once you had opened the door, you heard what sounded like... Oh no! You dropped your food at the doorway, bolting into the kitchen.
>Son of a.. Damn it Bon Bon! You wanted to be rutted by the repairman! But no~o, 'I'll wait for him,' she said. 'Just grab us something', she said.
>He was just finishing his duty of banging her harder than a screen door in a hurricane, Bonnie giving another spray of squash soup with a loud cry, and while she was trying to catch her breath, he was putting his pants back on.
>"Oh, hey Lyra. Sorry about the mess, law and all; I'll clean up before I leave. How're things?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll get it." You mumbled, dejected. "How are you?"
>"Doin' all right, thanks." He was already moving on to the next task, pushing the oven away from the wall.
>Celestia, seeing him move that with nothing more than a grunt and a shove was sexy.
>Once you saw him shuffle on behind the oven, you hoped he would pop a boner.
>...Come on Anon, any second now.
>Damn it to Tartarus, get a boner already!
>But it wasn't to be, he had finished up with his work, and placed the oven back into position.
>"So, your pilot wasn't lit, and some sort of gunk built up down there, but it should be working just fine now."
>"Thanks Anon, what do I owe you?" Bon Bon had managed to recover from the assault on her nethers.
>"Oh, 25 bits should cover everything."
>"Lyra, go and grab the bits, would you? I want to make sure everything is working in here."
>"Please do."
>You went into your bedroom, grabbing some bits from the dresser magically and came back into the kitchen, listening to the two talk.
"Here's the money."
>"Thanks Lyra. I'll see you two around, I'd sit and chat but I've got a 10:30 with Pinkie Pie, need to fix her tub."
>With that, he had left, you'd have tried something, but you had overheard him one time mentioning he can't just jump right into it after making the beast with two backs.
>Curse human refractory periods. Tomorrow's another day, and you will figure a way to get the HMD.