Jump 208: Spyro Classic

Jump 208: Spyro Classic
>King of Pentacles, reversed: An unyielding businessman, with a gift for identifying weakness and exploiting it for personal gain.
>Age: 28
>Family: Dream Weaver
I believe you can get me through the niiiight~
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Crossover Panic (+600)
Crossovers are fun. Except when they're not. This is not. Because no one likes Crash Bandicoot.
>From Beyond the Realms (1300)
You're getting a dragon form, and you're getting a dragon form. Everyone gets a dragon form. And everyone is going to be purple and get the same perks from the drop-in line that I have, short of Black Magic.
>Harbinger of Magic (Free, Drop-In)
Yes. Yay magic.
>Manaical Laughter (Free, Drop-In)
http://youtu.be/R6MlHxAzLXA
>Corruption Adept (1100, Drop-In)
Now THIS is a useful looking thing. All the benefits of being corrupted with none of the drawbacks, aside from palette swapping!
>Black Magic (800, Drop-In)
"Combat focused magic is forbidden! Oh no, that guy knows combat magic and he's going to take over the world, help us!" Morons.
>I Still Got It (600)
This is going up there with Old Age And Treachery, and Still Got It, from the action movie jumps. Rare, but nice to have.
>Color of Royalty (300)
I am a purple dragon. Your opinion is invalid.
>Scepter of Power (0, Drop-In)
What have we here? Another thing to build into my gauntlet, I see. It's been a bit since I've found something worth including, but this is definitely being added.

Why is Crash Bandicoot here.

You know what? No. Forget it. I don't care that I can't use clairvoyance to figure out why things are falling apart, there are only so many villains out there that could be doing this, and I'm going to find them. And I'm going to beat them until they FIX IT. No matter how many beatings it takes.

God, I hate Crash Bandicoot.