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Start of game:
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Sub manually by condition, BUT DON'T SUB ANY STARTER OFF UNLESS THE BENCH PLAYER IS 2 COLOR GRADES HIGHER
Additionally, DO NOT PLAY God Of Misfortune UNLESS THEY OUTRANK EVERY OTHER SUB BY 2 GRADES.
As well, DO NOT SUB IN My Monster Secret OR Sexual Intercourse AS A STARTER.

Durriken/Granddumber/Shima's Under Arrest are all right footed, so sub them for each other.
Bakangel/Juicebox Hero/Sakura the Buddha are all left footed, so sub them for each other.
For the above, make sure the footing matches the side of the pitch they're on. Middle should be right foot unless a left foot is noticably better in condition.

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Midgame:
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If the other team has 4+ shots on target while we have few if any at any time before or at Half, turn off fluid and change out False Winger for Hug the Touchline.


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Subs:
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If behind at 70', go to preset 3 and activate our THAT player (Charismatic Female Pervert) at the appropriate position, which is CF. Also sub in the better between My Monster Secret and Sexual intercourse for the CMF and put them level with Dumbpire. Also sub the most tired CB and go +1.

If tied at 70', go to preset 3 and activate our THAT player (Charismatic Female Pervert) at the appropriate position, which is CF. Also sub the CMF and most tired CB. Also go +1

If ahead at 70', sub only the CMF and most tired CB. (If we are chasing more goals in a GD-based advancement situation, ignore this.)

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After Subs:
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If Charismatic Female Pervert is not on the pitch and they score to tie it, go preset three and sub her in appropriately. Also go Preset 3 and +1.



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Other:
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Preset 2 is a shitpost. If we are miles behind (2+ goals) at 70', go preset 2 and make subs. Sub Charismatic Female Pervert in for the CMF/AMF and go +1 for giggles