Legend of the Wandering Autist: An Introduction

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You can skip the introduction if you remember the gist of Anon Tried to Kill Himself. This story is a sequel to Anon Tried to Kill Himself, the first part of which can be found here: https://pastebin.com/SMwuGbvP

If you haven't read the first story, and you don't want to read it, here's a quick rundown. Obviously, don't read the quick rundown if you do want to read the first story.

And here's the quick rundown of the first story:
>you are Anonymous Faggot, a NEET living in a tiny apartment who hasn't spoken to another person in months
>one day you go to bed at seven in the morning as always
>and the next day you wake up in a world of talking ponies
>though really they look more like bug-eyed llamas to you
>the local pink party pony throws a welcome party for you
>but you soon retreat to a yurt on the edge of the woods
>a year goes by almost totally without interaction with these strange talking horses
>finally you decide it's time to quit
>you're in the middle of doing the rope dance when the purple princess pony decides to pay you a visit
>next thing you know, you're living in a hideous crystal tree-castle
>even worse, you're now Twilight Sparkle's glorified slave until she's convinced you won't try to off yourself again
>over the course of the next week, she makes you socialize with her friends
>Pinkie Pie, whose party peer pressure drives you to do some things you don't remember
>Rarity, who fails to get you to relax
>Fluttershy, who's nice enough but ends up being largely unapproachable
>Rainbow Dash, the first pony to successfully make a crack in your shell
>and Applejack, who seems to see into your soul and seems to see something you don't want to be seen
>in spite of your generally shitty attitude about pretty much everything, you do manage to establish a somewhat friendly-ish relationship with Twilight
>finally, a magic table decides that you need to go to the Crystal Empire with Twilight
>Twilight believes that this is because you need to help a low-functioning autist named Sombra adjust to society
>you end up being very uncooperative
>so does Sombra
>this culminates in a fight in the middle of the night
>tl;dr you end up bitch slapping Twilight and she sends you away to a mental hospital
>while you're there a pony named Amber Ember attempts to make friends with you, but shortly checks out of the hospital
>you're forced to escape the hospital when Sombra takes over Equestria
>eventually you're reunited with Twilight in prison
>with the power of hugs, she extracts enough friendship out of you to summon her friends and break out of prison
>you confront Sombra, and you feel like you're about to make a breakthrough, both in him and in yourself
>but Spike imprisons Sombra in a crystal shard
>the day is saved, and Twilight gives you your freedom, but somehow it doesn't feel quite right
>we pick up a year later
>over the past year, you've grown somewhat close with Twilight, who is currently cuddled up with you on your couch
>Twilight has just invited you to come move back into the castle with her to help her instruct her new friendship student, Starlight Glimmer

And here's a TL;DR rundown, for anyone who doesn't want to read the quick rundown:
>be Anon
>be suicidal faggot with a shitty attitude
>purplesmart cures you of shitty attitude
>story picks up the day after season 5 finale