An Apple a Day

>You are Anonymous, heir to the Apple Throne.
>No wait, that was Applejack.
>You'd decided to hang out with your favorite little horse.
>She'd always been good to you, taking you in before Twilight got you a house.
>Which of course, she insisted on finding you one.
>It was her fault you're stuck here anyway.
>Dang ol' magic spells.
>Still, being stuck in pastel horse land wasn't all bad.
>After they got over the fear of you being a Saturday morning cartoon villain that is.
>Except for Twilight and her rampant xenophilia.
>You'd gotten good at dodging a newly omnipotent being.
>You dreaded to think of when she learned to use those wings well.
>Stopping your thoughts, you took in the sight of Sweet Apple Acres.
>Trees as far as the eye can see, but that wasn't why you were here.
>You were here to see Applejack and her apples.
>Also her "apples."
>Years of applebucking make for strong legs and a nice ass.
>Shaking the thoughts of her in assless chaps away, you looked around for her.
"Hey AJ! You there?"
>You spotted her pulling a cart full of apples to the barn.
>She turned and waved you over.
>"Howdy Anon! What brings you here?"
>You shrugged, might as well be honest.
"Just came by to see you, thought you might want some company."
>She chuckled, "Careful, ponies might think you're getting sweet on me."
>You let out a nervous laugh.
"Yeah, they might. So how's the apple thing going?"
>"Well, even though that was the least eloquent thing I've ever heard, it's been going good!"
>She unhitches the cart from herself.
>"Profits have gone up, and so has the surplus! Big Mac and Apple Bloom have been keeping inventory for me."
"Well that's good... So, um... do you wanna go grab something to eat?"
>She raises an eyebrow, "Are y'all asking me out on a date?"
>You tap your fingers together.
"I mean, if you want to."
>She giggles, "Ah, sure. I got nothing better to do anyhow."
"Good, I had a spot picked out."

>You hated to have to lead her to the burger joint.
>You wanted to see those hips sway, but you set aside your base desires for a moment.
>She actually said yes.
>Granted, it was for lack of anything better to do but still.
>You weren't actually expecting her to agree.
>What if you messed up? Would she laugh at you?
>No, AJ wasn't like that.
>Still, you couldn't help but worry about screwing up.
>You aren't exactly Casanova here.
>That might work to your advantage though.
>You'd heard about Trenderhoof and his... fetish.
>All you had to do was be honest, and be yourself.
>AJ liked that kind of thing.
>Maybe that's why the two of you enjoyed hanging out together.
>Neither of you really cared much about making a fool of yourself.
>You smiled, yeah this might work.
>"Y'done dreaming there, sugarcube?"
>You snapped back to reality, with a grinning AJ in front of you.
"Heh, sorry. Just a little worried is all."
>She rolled her eyes, "I'm just a simple farmgirl Anon, I'm not like Rarity."
>She had a point.
"I guess you're right, it's just been a while since I've been on a date."
>"I figured Twilight would've taken you on plenty!"
>You looked around after shushing her.
"Don't speak her name, she might find me."
>"Hah, gimme a break Anon! She won't-"
>She stopped as she heard heavy breathing nearby.
>"Alright, yeah let's get inside the building."
>Once you were both safely inside, you took a moment to collect yourself.
>"I swear, ever since she went through that portal she's been into some weird things."
"It's like a time bomb just waiting to go off."
>"I don't know what a bomb is, but I'm gonna assume it's bad."
"Just imagine a very small Sonic Rainboom in a container that's set to go off after a certain amount of time."
>"Sounds about right then."
"Well, I guess we should order our food now."
>"I'll have a hayburger."
>You had to settle for a veggie burg and some fries.

>"So Anon, why'd you ask me out anyway? Would've figured you'd pick somepony more interesting."
>You swallowed the fries you were stuffing your face with.
"What do you mean? You're plenty interesting."
>She laughed, "I mean Pinkie is always throwing parties, Rarity is a fashionista, Rainbow Dash is practically a superhero."
>You cocked your head as she continued.
>"Fluttershy is Queen of the Beasts, and Twilight... well, I can see why that might be awkward."
>You had to think for a moment, why WAS she your favorite?
"I dunno, I guess the fact that you're normal sticks out more."
>You tap your chin.
"I mean, you're practically a rural version of Batman."
>"Come again?"
"You're surrounded by ponies with freakish powers, and you still get by with wits and raw strength."
>She waves it off, "Ah now you're just flattering me."
"Still, it's true. I guess I was attracted to your maturity and stability."
>You see a faint blush form on her face, "Well thank ya Anon, that means a lot to me."
"Oh plus you have beautiful eyes, your smile is wonderful, and your hair smells nice."
>Now she was really blushing.
>"I wish I could say you were lying, but you ain't..."
>She gave you a little grin.
>"Thanks, most stallions usually talk about my hips or my butt."
"Well, they have a good reason to, but your eyes are up there."
>She starts laughing again.
>"I knew it! Still, I'm glad you didn't jump straight to that."
>You shrug.
"Just speaking the truth, I like big butts and I cannot lie."
>"Maybe you should keep those thoughts to yourself, hun."
"And miss out on your adorable reactions? I think not."
>She puts on a tiny smile, "Sometimes I worry about you."
"I do too, but I'll be fine."
>She jabs your side, "Why'd I ever agree to this?"
"Because you like me?"
>"I s'pose I do..."
>She gives you a hug.
>"We should do this more often."
"Next week, same time?"
>"Sounds good to me."

>That went way better than expected.
>You had to tell Rainbow Dash about the good news.
>You found her at her usual napping spot.
"Yo Dash! What's up?"
>You see her stretch and dive out of the cloud.
>"Just chilling, what about you Anon?"
"Oh y'know, just went on a date with AJ."
>She gasps and gives you a fist bump.
>"Nice! How'd it go?"
"Well, I guess it went well."
>"You guess? Come on, I can tell from the way you're smiling there's more than that!"
"We kinda have another date next week."
>"Aw yeah! That's my Anon! So, do you think Twilight will back off because of this?"
>You try to shush her but Twilight had already tackled you.
>"I know what you did. You will be mine."
"You lay one hoof on AJ and I will break you."
>"Oh~ I think I'd like that."
>Shit, she was actually into that.
>"No, I think I'll just wait until you inevitably break up with her."
"And what if you're wrong?"
>She pauses for a moment, realizing what she said.
>"I've been a terrible friend, haven't I?"
"A little, yeah."
>She grins, "That still won't stop me on my quest to get you in my bed!"
>She flies off to her castle.
"Can't she take a hint?"
>"Dude, she's a bookworm who has never had a coltfriend."
"Well this isn't like a romance novel."
>You hear a pop behind you.
>"I don't read trash like Rarity does."
>She teleported away again.
>That will never stop creeping you out.
"Well, that was certainly a thing that happened."
>"Pinkie and I could keep an eye on her if you want."
"Fine, but it's a sneaking mission. You can't get caught."
>"Sneaky is my middle name!"
"I thought your middle name was Danger?"
>"That too."
"Rainbow Sneaky Danger Dash, bit of a mouthful isn't it?"
>"Like Pinkamena Diane Pie isn't?"
"Fair enough, I guess you can commence the virtuous mission then."

>You'd spent the whole week worrying about the date.
>You got Pinkie to reserve a nice, secluded table for the two of you.
>She also told you not to worry about Twilight interfering, she could take care of her.
>Whatever that meant.
>If anybody could stop Twilight, it'd be Pinkie Pie.
>You are standing in front of the majestic Sugarcube Corner.
>You spot AJ and give her a hug once she makes it over to you.
>"Sugarcube Corner? Bit cliched isn't it, sugarcube?"
>She chuckles, realizing exactly why you picked the spot.
"I figured you didn't want something too fancy."
>"You know me so well."
>You lead her back to the table near a window.
"Hope you don't mind, but I kinda requested apple pies."
>"Aw shucks, I could've made some for you myself."
"Yeah, but that would mean you'd have to work on a date."
>You wrap your arm around her and pull her closer.
"Where's the fun in that?"
>She smiles, "Thanks Anon."
"For what?"
>"Putting up with me, I know I can be rough sometimes."
"Maybe I like it rough."
>"Somehow, I always figured you were into that."
"Eh, I'm a masochist. I just wasn't expecting Twilight to be one too."
>You smack yourself on the forehead.
>Twilight teleports outside the window.
>You see Pinkie pop up behind her and put her in a sleeper hold.
>She gives you a nod and bounces back to the kitchen.
>Note to self, don't mess with Pinkie.
>She showed up carrying a tray of apple pies.
>"Fresh from the oven! Careful, they're pipin' hot!"
>She giggles and trots off to the next customer.
>These looked delicious, but you had time to kill before you could eat them.
"So you're probably wondering about that, aren't you?"
>"A bit, yes. Why'd she knock Twi out?"
"I've got Dash and Pinkie watching out for us."
>"Is that really necessary?"
"Better safe than sorry."
>"Well alright then."

>After catching up on the past week, the two of you dug into your apple pies.
"Oh man, Pinkie is the second best cook I know!"
>"Who's the best?"
"Pfft, as if you even need to ask. It's you!"
>She blushes, "Flattery will get you everywhere Anon."
"Will it now?"
>"I dunno, but it's something Rarity would say."
>The two of you sit there for a moment before laughing.
"Yeah, it really is. How's she been by the way?"
>"Oh y'know, same old same old. Though she insisted on making me a dress."
"She takes the third date seriously doesn't she?"
>"Who says we're going on a third date?"
"Well, you've put up with me this long, I don't see why not."
>"You know I'm just teasing."
>You take a bite of your apple pie as you notice Dash drop by.
>"Don't worry bro, Twi's back at her place."
>She salutes you and flies off.
>That was quick disposal.
>"Is that gonna be a thing?"
"Until Twilight stops that crazy stuff, yes."
>"Why's it gotta be like this Anon?"
"Because she's lost control of her life."
>"Say what?"
"She's a bit weird right now."
>"Oh. Okay then."
"So... wanna go back to my place?"
>"That's mighty forward of you."
>You realize what you said.
"I mean, it's just that I've seen your place and you never saw mine so-"
>She wraps her leg around your arm.
>"Remember, I'm just teasing you."
>You can feel a supernova going off on your face.
"R-right, yeah."
>You steeled yourself.
>Hopefully she wouldn't mind how dorky your room was.

>The better part of your house was normal.
>Then you finally got to your room.
>You had video game posters, a couple of consoles, and an arcade machine.
"At first I didn't even know if you guys had video games, but I was pleasantly surprised."
>You look at AJ, her jaw had gone slack.
"Uh, you okay?"
>She walked over to the arcade machine.
>"I always wanted one of these, but Granny Smith said the money could go to something better."
>She trotted over to your Neightindo and your Zegra.
>"You have both? Oh wow..."
>This pleased you.
"Course I do, what kind of gamer do you take me for?"
>"We're gonna need a sleepover, right now."
"You're on."

>The two of you stayed up to midnight playing Mareio and Prism the Dashhog.
>How she managed to do that with hooves, you'll never know.
>Maybe they had a bunch of tiny muscles that could expand and contract that worked like fingers.
>Or maybe you needed to go to bed.
"Well, I guess I should get some sleep."
>"Me too."
>You threw yourself onto your bed.
>You hadn't expected AJ to snuggle up beside you.
"Uh, what?"
>"Too late to go home, you're comfy. Hold me."
"Alright."
>You weren't complaining.
>She smelled like fresh apples.
>Her fur was surprisingly soft.
>She even had the cutest little sleepy face.
>You took a moment to thank Cadence for this.
>This amazing feeling of warmth and security.
>You snuggled AJ.
"Love you Applejack."
>You could hear her mumble something under her breath.
>"Love you too, 'Non."
>Your heart skipped a beat.
>Mission success.
>You finally let sleep overtake you, and went into Luna's realm.

>You take a look around.
>Dark, dank sex dungeon?
>Yep, definitely a dream.
>You spotted Twilight coming towards you.
"Yeah yeah, this is all a dream, you aren't actually here."
>She pinned you down, "Oh I'm real alright."
>No, no way.
"This is Luna's territory, you can't be here."
>"I'm VERY good at copying magic."
>She was blasted off of you by a shot of magic.
>"You know what they say about copies, they aren't as good as the original."
>Luna stood next to you in battle armor.
>Thank you best princess.
>"Perhaps thou wouldst care to explain why you are in our realm?"
>"He's mine Luna, back off!"
>"This is childish, Twilight Sparkle. Would you be so selfish as to harm your own friends?"
>"Oh yeah, call me the childish one little miss Eternal Night!"
>"If that was an attempt to upset me, it was a rather poor one."
>The scenery changed to a moonlit field of grass.
>"Please, let us talk about this. What's bothering you Sparkle?"
>"Nothing is wrong, everything is fine!"
>"Your dishonesty would sadden Applejack the Dependable."
>"Well none of us are waking up until I settle things with him!"
>"You think you have power over us?"
>She launches Twi into the sky and traps her in a cage, before dropping it back to the ground.
>"The very thought is most amusing, but you would be wrong dear sister."
>Twi stops struggling for a moment, "Sister?"
>Luna walks up to her and nuzzles her, "You have treated us as you would a sister."
>"Oh, well I'm very honored Luna... that doesn't change the fact I need to make him mine."
>"And pray tell, why is that?"
>"Because... actually, I'm not sure why."
>"Perhaps thou art infatuated with him for superficial reasons."
>"I am not!"
>"Think back to your time in the other world Twilight, is this really what you want?"
>"W-well... I'm not sure."
>"You should ponder the information that you have received. Farewell, Twilight."
>And just like that, you were awake.

>"You alright there Anon? You were looking mighty agitated."
"Twilight can stalk me in my dreams now."
>"Land's sake! Luna would have her rear!"
"If it wasn't for Luna, I might not have woken up til I had dream sex with Twilight."
>AJ cringed, "That just ain't right."
"Yeah, but maybe she got through to her."
>"Y'think so?"
"Who knows? Come on, let's go get some breakfast."
>You warmed up some apple pies you saved from yesterday and ate them.
>"What do you wanna do for our next date?"
>You took a moment to think.
"I guess we could have a nice, quiet evening at the park."
>"Sounds nice, how does three days from now sound?"
"That's fine. Lemme guess, Rarity said the dress would be done by then?"
>She blushed, "It ain't often I get to dress up y'know?"
>You ran your fingers through her mane.
"I know sugarcube."
>She smiled and laughed.
>"You can at least humor me, I do have a rich uncle."
"You didn't like hanging out with him that much though."
>She scrunches her face, "Well who hasn't heard of a chicken before?!"
>You laughed.
"Was the dinner really that bad?"
>"For all their higher education, they weren't very smart."
>She poked at the last bits of her pie with a fork.
>"I mean it's like they were so used to showing off they couldn't socialize with real ponies."
>She eats the last of her pie before continuing.
>"Twilight would've found them shameful, for being hoofchair philosophical."
>"You're darn right I would!"
>She needs to stop inviting herself in.
>"Oh, hi Applejack."
>"Twi, you need to stop this."
>"W-why? Just because you said so?! Well I won't! Not until I... Oh nevermind, it's clear I'm interrupting."
>As she leaves, she turns around.
>"But I'll be back! Just you wai-"
>Dash zips by and gives her a knockout uppercut.
>Throwing her onto her back, she gives you a smile and flies off.
>Thanks, Rainbro.

>You saw AJ back to Sweet Apple Acres before going about your business.
>Namely, your work for Rarity.
>Gotta get those bits somehow.
>You were her assistant, with special guest help from Spike.
>You waltzed into the shophouse.
"Morning boss, how's it going?"
>She turns around and gives you the sweetest little smile.
>"Well well, if it isn't my budding stallion! How's Applejack treating you?"
"It's been good, I heard you're making a dress for her?"
>She huffs, "Yes, and you're not allowed to see it until it's done."
>You smile.
"Why would I wanna ruin the surprise for myself?"
>She grins, "Oh I think you'll appreciate what's under the skirt darling."
>This intrigued you, but you decided not to pry.
"What d'ya need done today Rares?"
>"Oh, just the usual. Some accounting... Oh! And a model for my new line of minotaur brand clothing!"
>You dealt with finances back on Earth.
>Nanny always said you had to handle your money well.
>Grandma was always right, she was sickeningly sweet too.
>But that's why you liked her, you mama's boy.
>No wonder you and Granny Smith got along so well.
>You weren't entirely sure you had the physique of a minotaur though.
"I'll get on that, then."
>Rarity stops you.
>"Do you want a suit too dear? I could make you one."
>You shake your head.
"Nah, I've still got my old business suit."
>"Ah, the one we met you in, correct?"
"Yep, the only thing left from my time on Earth."
>Sad, but true.
>Rarity gives you a hug.
>"Don't worry, we're all here for you darling."
>You smiled, and scratched her ear.
"Thanks Rarity, I appreciate it."
>No matter how hard you tried, sometimes memories of your past life came flooding back.
>You just had to get over them and move on.
>It'd been a couple of years already.
>You wondered how your pals on that one image board were doing.
>They're probably cheering for you right now.

>That was easy enough.
>If you weren't careful, Rarity might have you doing her taxes soon.
"All done Rarity, now what was that about minotaur clothing?"
>She pulls you over to her work station.
>"Take your shirt off, I need to know if I got this tie right."
>You fidgeted.
"Here? Like, right now?"
>She chuckled, "No dear, later today in the kitchen. Of course I mean right now."
>You tossed your shirt off.
>The first thing you saw was Rarity gaping at you.
"Sorry, I know I look a bit weird."
>"B-buh, oh my. It's clear you hang out with Applejack quite a bit."
>You look down.
>Oh yeah, you got buff.
>You were never really out of shape, but your form left a bit to be desired.
>She puts the tie on you, "Yes... perfect."
>You stand there uncomfortably for a while.
"So... is that all?"
>She smirks, "Yes, I do believe that's all for today. Now if you'll excuse me, I must attend to some business."
>She trots upstairs, you knew exactly what that meant.

>Strolling outside, you think about what to do next.
>"Rarity is right, you DO spend a lot of time with Applejack."
>Goddamnit Twilight.
>"It almost makes up for you not being with me."
>She strokes your chest.
>You grab her hoof and pull it away.
"Yeah, no. The whole creepy stalker thing isn't sexy."
>"I'm not creepy! I'm... huh, am I creepy?"
"Pretty sure this is prime creepo territory."
>"Whatever, it's still true love!"
"Getting rid of AJ won't bring your goddamn Flash back!"
>"Don't talk about him! That was just a phase!"
"Like being a creepy stalker is a phase?"
>She stops, "This isn't over."
>And there she goes again.
>Well, you still had about half a day left.

>Okay so maybe getting into a barfight was a bad idea.
>Too bad for the poor sod you were sober.
>They can call you a milkdrinker all they want.
>That shit was good.
>You left a tip for the waitress and went on home.

>You spent the next couple of days getting advice on the park from Fluttershy.
>She knew all the best spots after all.
>The evening had rolled around and you busted out your old suit.
>It was a simple black suit with a red tie.
>And you looked damn good in it.
>You heard knocking at your door.
"Just a second!"
>You bounded downstairs and opened the front door.
"Hey Appleohwow."
>She was wearing a puffy navy blue dress shirt with a nice red and black skirt.
>Her signature hat was still on her head, but she let her hair down and it looked amazing.
>You noticed the leather boots, specifically the back ones that were connected to something.
>Rarity you smooth lady, if she did what you think she did you'd have to thank her.
>"Wow to yourself, lookin' good there handsome."
"Y-you too. I mean, you look good too."
>She blushed, "You didn't have to clarify."
"W-well we should probably get going."

>You'd saved the best spot for last.
>A scenic overview of the entire park, just as the sun was setting.
>She stood there in awe.
>You managed to sneak a peak.
>Aw yeah, assless chaps. Thank you Rarity.
>"It's beautiful Anon."
"Not as beautiful as you."
>The two of you stare at each other for a while.
>You lean closer together.
>"Hey guys, how's it going?!"
>"Twilight, I'm not scared of you."
>"Well you should be! I am a Princess! The highest elite of all ponies! And I-"
>Cadence swooped by and picked her up with her magic.
>"Twily, what have I told you about interfering with love?"
>"But Cadeeeence!"
>"No buts, I'm taking you home and putting you in timeout."
>"I'm not a baby anymore!"
>"I'm still your babysitter."
>You weren't sure how to feel about the Princess of Love being able to track you.

"Well, that ruined the mood."
>"Yeah, it really did."
>You have a gigglefit.
"She got in trouble with her sister-in-law."
>"Haha, I know right? I've never seen Twi that embarrassed before!"
"So, what's on the schedule for next time?"
>"I was thinking maybe you could stop by the farm in a couple of days."
"Why so soon?"
>She taps her hooves, "Just wanted to get you a present is all."
>You give her a hug and take her home.
>You couldn't shake the thought of Twilight interrupting the two of you though.
>You pondered what would happen as you walked back to your house.
>This was all coming to a head, and it might not end well for her.
>If word got back to Celestia of her actions, who knows what would happen?
>Speak of the devil.
>Twilight broke into your house.
>Not hard to do when you can teleport.
>"What can I do to win you over?"
>You pinched the bridge of your nose.
"You can't, just leave me alone. I want some peace and quiet."
>She sits on your couch, "I can be quiet! See?"
>She teleports over to your kitchen, "I can make you food! I know I'm not as good as AJ but still!"
>She runs up to you and cries, "I'm just really lonely okay?!"
>You sigh, and pat her head.
>She might be crazy, but you couldn't stand to see her cry.
"Ask yourself, do you want me because you like me, or because I remind you of something you could never have?"
>She sniffles, "Heh, you won't get rid of me that easily."
"No, but I figured you might want some food for thought."
>She flutters over to your door, "We will meet again, Anon."
>Now she was becoming a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
>You don't know why they ever accused you of being one.
>You grab a glass of milk before you go to bed.
>The things you have to deal with.
>It was all worth it for her.

>You make your way to the Acres.
>You think of all the things AJ could've gotten you.
>You run into Apple Bloom on the way to the house.
>"Hi there mister Anon! Comin' to see my sister?"
"How'd you know Bloom?"
>"I guess I must be one of them psychics."
>You pat her on the head.
"I guess you are, Cutie Mark Crusaders Gypsies doesn't sound too bad."
>She gasps, "Good idea Anon! We can get Pinkie to help us!"
>She gives you a hug, "Thank you!"
>She started to run off but paused.
>"And thanks for being so nice to my big sister."
>It's the little things.
>You greet AJ with a smile.
>She gives you a giftwrapped box.
>"It ain't much, but I hope you like it. It'd mean a lot to me if you did."
>You open it up.
>It was a hat just like her's.
>You put it on.
>Fits just right.
"I love it."
>You pull her in for a kiss.
>She tasted like apple juice.
>Unfortunately, this happy little moment apparently can't last.
>You feel the ground start to shake under you.
>"That's it, if I can't have you then NOPONY CAN HAVE YOU!"
>You turned around to see Twilight charging up a giant sphere of magic.
"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!"
>"I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ANON!"
>"Come on Anon, we gotta get outta here!"
>You just hold AJ close.
"There's no way we can outrun that thing."
>AJ starts to cry.
"I just want you to know that I love you Applejack."
>"Shoot, I already knew that. Sure is nice to hear it though. I love you too Anonymous."
>As you brace for the end, a beam of light dispels Twilight's magic.
>The Princess of the Sun towers over her faithful student.
>"I am very disappointed in you Twilight."
>"P-Princess Celestia! This isn't what it looks like!"
>"Don't backtalk me, Luna and Cadence have already informed me of your mischief."
>She shakes her head.
>"This isn't like you Twilight, you need a vacation. I think those new duties have finally started to get to you."
>She picks her up and cradles her.
>"Come on, there's a train headed for Canterlot."

>You sit there with a thousand yard stare.
>You just bust out into hysterical laughter.
"Oh man, we almost died!"
>AJ looks at you with a worried expression, like that of someone who must tell their crippled dog they can't play fetch.
>"You alright there, sugarcube?"
"I'm just peachy, we're golden delicious AJ!"
>You bust a gut laughing.
"Ah, I guess I'm just glad we aren't dead."
>She wipes the tears from her eyes, your laughter was infectious.
>"I'm just glad that business is over with."
"Me too AJ, I thought I lost you for a second there."
>"And I thought I was about to lose you."
>The two of you lay down on the ground.
"These past couple of weeks have been stressful."
>"They've been worth it though."
"Yeah, they really have."
>"The most fun I've had in a while."
"Same here. You taste like apple juice by the way."
>She smiles, "Stop it, you'll make me blush."
"You're cute when you blush."
>"So are you, you weirdo."
"I aim to please."
>The two of you finally caught your breath.
>You scooted over next to her and wrapped your arm around her.
>You gave her a bellyrub.
"You're tense."
>"Oh y'know, just had a brush with death."
"Funny, I did too."
>"What a coincidence!"
>She lays her head on your shoulder.
>You decide to lay your head on her head.
"Hey AJ?"
>"Yeah 'Non?"
"I could get used to this."
>"So could I Anon, so could I."
>The two of you watched the sun set on the horizon.
>Life is good.

The End.