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The Graves

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Nov 23rd, 2018
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  1. EXT. A GRAVEYARD.
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  3. A PERSON IS WALKING BETWEEN THE GRAVES, LOOKING AROUND. THEY APPEAR TO BE LOST.
  4. A GRAVEKEEPER WALKS UP TO THE PERSON.
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  6. GRAVEKEEPER: Excuse me, are you looking for a specific grave?
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  8. PERSON: No, I'm just browsing.
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  10. (~honk?)
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  12. GRAVEKEEPER: What?
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  14. PERSON: Yeah, my old grave got flooded last week and I need to buy a new one.
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  16. GRAVEKEEPER: Your what?
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  18. PERSON: My old grave. Had to move all my records back into the family room and my grandmother's rocking chair is ruined.
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  20. GRAVEKEEPER: Are you talking about an actual grave or do you mean a warehouse?
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  22. BEAT
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  24. PERSON: Shit!
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  26. THE PERSON RUNS OFF SCREEN
  27.  
  28. ~honk
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