The Banana Splits Movie (2019)

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<i>Taft Studios
presents "The Banana Splits."</i>

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<i>Starring Fleegle..</i>

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<i>...Bingo..</i>

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<i>...Drooper..</i>

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<i>...Snorky.</i>

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♪ Three banana four ♪

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♪ Four bananas make a bunch ♪

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♪ And so do many more ♪

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♪ Over hill and highway
the Banana Buggies go ♪

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♪ Coming on to bring you
"The Banana Splits" show ♪

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<i>And featuring Stevie.</i>

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♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

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♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

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♪ Showing all bananas
la la la la ♪

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♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

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♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

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Harley, what are you doing?

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- Why did you scream?
- Because you scared me.

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Hey, Drooper. Mail's here.

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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It's the middle of the night.
Why are you awake?

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I'm too excited.
I can't go to sleep.

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It's not your birthday yet.

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It's past midnight.

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Okay.

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It is your birthday, but we're
not celebrating it yet.

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Come on. Let's go.
Let's get you back to bed.

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Mom.

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Um, uh, what time is it?

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It's past your curfew.
That's what time it is.

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Mom, I'm-I'm 19. Why do I
have to be home by midnight?

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Because I wanna know that
you're safe before I go to bed.

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I worry about you, Austin.

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Just,
please don't tell Mitch, okay?

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I can't handle
another one of his lectures.

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Okay.

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Just promise me that you won't
mess with him tomorrow.

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I just really want
your brother's birthday

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to be perfect.

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Yeah, so do I. Me too.

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Okay.

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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

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The flu? Really?

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You sure?

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Wow. Both hands. Okay.

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Um, well, I..

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Please tell Duncan
I hope he feels better.

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Okay, bye.
Duncan has the flu.

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He's not gonna be able
to come with us.

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Harley's gonna be
so disappointed.

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So invite one
of his other friends.

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He doesn't have
any other friends.

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Duncan's the only one
he plays with.

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Really?

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There's gotta be someone else
we can invite.

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There's not too many kids
his age

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that still like that show.

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It's because it's stupid, Beth.

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It's his favorite show

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and I bought tickets
five months ago

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so like it or not

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we are going to a live taping

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of "The Banana Splits."

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Great.

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♪ Flapping like a pancake
popping like a corn ♪

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♪ Fleegle Bingo
Drooper and Snork ♪

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♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

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♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

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Oh!

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- 'Hello.'
- Hi.

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This is Harley's mom calling.

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What are you doing?

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Um, looking for my other sock.

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Thought, thought
maybe it got mixed up

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'with yours, but it didn't.'

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So you weren't stealing
money from me?

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No. I wasn't, Mitch.

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Because you know
if you need money

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you can just ask me, right?

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Okay.
Can I have, uh, 20 bucks?

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No. Not a chance.

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Dick.

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- Yay!
- Happy birthday, sweetheart.

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Happy birthday, buddy.

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Happy birthday, Harley.

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Oh. A tiny wand.

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No, no. Uh, push the button.

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Your old one broke,
so I got you a new one.

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I love it, Austin.

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We have another surprise
for you. We...

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Are going
to "The Banana Splits."

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Thank you so much, daddy.

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- You're the best.
- Harley, we talked about this.

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You're too old
to call me daddy, okay?

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There's five tickets.
Can Duncan come?

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Oh, Duncan is sick, sweetheart

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but I called
another one of your friends

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and they are so excited to go.

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I don't wanna see
"The Banana Splits."

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Oh, Zoe, come on. It was nice
enough that they invited you.

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- We're not even friends.
- Well, maybe he wants to be.

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Mom, he's weird.
He believes in fairies

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and thinks he can talk to
animals. Please don't make me.

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It's his birthday
and you're going

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and that's final.

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But that show's for babies.

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Oh, and suddenly
you're so mature.

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You have bunnies
on your undies.

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Go upstairs and get dressed.

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They're coming to get you
in ten minutes.

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Welcome to Taft Studios.

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Hi. Yeah, we're here
to see the, uh...

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"The Banana Splits." We're
seeing "The Banana Splits."

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- It's my birthday.
- He's a little excited.

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Just need your ID.

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You're just gonna follow
the main avenue

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down to Stage 12.

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Hang a right, and then a left,
and then two more rights.

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Stage 1 is kind of tucked back
in the corner.

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Uh, you know what?
It's all in the map.

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Thanks.

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I can't believe
you actually get to work here.

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Is this the best job
in the world?

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Do you know
"The Banana Splits?"

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Beth, those wings are staying
in the car.

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You know, sometimes at night

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when I'm the only one here

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I see the Splits riding around
in their little cars

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laughin' and singin'.

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- Really?
- He's playing with you, Harley.

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'Harley, you excited?'

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'I really wanna meet Snorky.'

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'Zoe, did you ever dream'

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'that you'd get to meet
the Banana Splits?'

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'No?'

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'No, I did not.'

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"The Banana Splits" is
me and Austin's favorite show.

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'Really?'

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'So how long
have you been watching'

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' "The Banana Splits?"'

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'Uh..'

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'I'm-I'm-I'm sure she,
she really loves the show.'

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'I hope Snorky
does the Snorky Shuffle.'

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'It's so funny.'

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'He's totally gonna do it.
He does it every time.'

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'Sounds awesome.'

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'Oh, map says Stage 1'

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'is the oldest sound stage
at Taft Studios.'

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'This is going to
be the best birthday ever.'

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'I'm never gonna forget it.'

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Who's excited to see
"The Banana Splits?"

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Hi, I'm Paige.

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The audience page.
Paige, the page.

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Guess you could say
I was born to do this job.

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God, I hope not.

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Please have your tickets ready

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and I'll get you checked
in lickety-splits.

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- Oh!
- That's lame.

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I know it's bad.
They make me say it.

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Cell phones, please.

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'Thank you.
Thank you so much.'

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Parker, seriously?
Stop chewing on your hair.

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I just paid $70
for that blow up

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and straighten up.

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What's up, you guys?
Check it out, right?

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We're here at the Taft Studios.

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The home of "The Banana Splits"
since 1969.

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This is hallowed ground,
my friends.

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And we're gonna be going live
all day long.

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- Behind the scenes.
- Oh, yeah.

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Actually, there's no cell phones
allowed inside, so..

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Seriously?

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I just told all my followers

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like all of them,
that I'll be going live.

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Well, you can tell your..

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...218 followers all about it
after the show.

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Yeah.
I'm not giving up my phone.

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- Then you can't come in.
- Thadd.

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It's fine.

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Thanks. Enjoy the show.

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Harley!

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What the hell
were you thinking?

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Mom, did you see that?

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I waved at Snorky,
but he didn't wave back.

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You have to be more careful
than that.

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Mom, Snorky wouldn't hurt me.

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He's my favorite.

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Zoe,
which one's your favorite?

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- The cat.
- There isn't a cat.

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Uh, she means the..
Drooper, the lion.

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Yeah. That's what I meant.
The lion.

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I can't believe
he just ran out like that.

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- Mitch.
- Huh?

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Hey, I need that. It's work.

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Harley was almost hit
by a Banana Buggy.

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Jesus, that would have been
an embarrassing way to die.

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- Phones, please.
- No, no, no.

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I-I need that for work.

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Don't worry, they'll be safe
in the production office

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till after the show.
Thank you.

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Hey, uh, here you go.

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You can put your number
in there if you want.

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I'm, I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I said that.

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I thought it would sound cool,
like-like smooth.

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- It didn't.
- Okay.

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Just take my phone, please.

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I did.. Just hate myself.

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- That was painful, bro.
- Hmm. Yeah.

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'Yeah.'

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How was your drive, boys?

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You naughty splits.

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You almost hit that little boy.

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Someone's reflex subroutine

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needs a little tweaking, hm?

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We'll start with you, Drooper.
Hmm.

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'You boys, get backstage.'

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As you know..

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The show must go on.

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Let's get you updated, eh?

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We don't want
any hiccups today, do we?

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Ah.

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The script says giant hammer.

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What I'm holding
is a regular hammer.

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No..
Tell Props I'm coming to them.

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Where's Drooper?

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Does anybody have a 20
on Drooper?

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Damn it.
Do I have to do everything?

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- Rebecca, you got a minute?
- No. I don't.

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'We're about to
start and I'm a Split short.'

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Okay, well,
I was gonna do this gently

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but since you're in a rush,
I'm canceling the show.

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What?

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Uh, you probably heard
about my promotion this morning?

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No, I didn't.
I'm a little busy, Andy.

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Oh, are you?

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Well, I'm the vice president
of Programming now

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and "The Banana Splits"
doesn't really

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represent my vision
for the network.

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Are you kidding?
We're still a huge hit.

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Yeah, but it's old and stupid.

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And I wanna do something cool
and edgy

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so today's your last show.

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But we have tapings
lined up for weeks.

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Not anymore.

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Somebody find Karl and tell him
to get Drooper out on stage.

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Welcome to "The Banana Splits."

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Yay!

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Whoo! Hoo-hoo!

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Now, I want you all
to check your tickets

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'because we've got a little
extra treat for some of you.'

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If you've got stars in the back,
then you're in luck.

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You get to stay after the show
and meet "The Banana Splits."

254
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509
And Stevie.

255
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,778
A-and Stevie.
Don't forget Stevie.

256
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,248
- Mom, hurry.
- I know, honey. I'm checking.

257
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:14,387
Yes! We got stars.
We got stars.

258
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,589
Oh, my God.
Thadd, Thadd!

259
00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:19,495
Baby, we are gonna
meet the Splits.

260
00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:26,135
- We didn't get stars.
- It's okay, honey.

261
00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:42,514
'Taft Studios
presents "The Banana Splits."'

262
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,619
Whoo!

263
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,890
'Starring Fleegle..'

264
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,529
'...Snorky..'

265
00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:58,400
'...Bingo..'

266
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,471
Bingo!

267
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:07,242
'Drooper.'

268
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,578
'Drooper.'

269
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:14,446
'Drooper?'

270
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:17,817
- Where the hell is it?
- It just..

271
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,651
Just go out there and say

272
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:21,686
Drooper got caught in
Mr. Walterscheid's fence again.

273
00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:24,624
I'll make sure Karl has him
ready for the next scene.

274
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,259
Cue announcer.

275
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:29,298
'And featuring Stevie.'

276
00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,802
Is that man
dressed like a child?

277
00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:41,741
That's Stevie.
Nobody really likes him.

278
00:17:41,743 --> 00:17:43,642
Guys, we have to get Drooper

279
00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:48,013
out of Mr. Walterscheid's fence
again!

280
00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:58,291
'Our first scene
will begin in a few minutes, folks.'

281
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:01,026
'So sit tight.'

282
00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:03,763
- Where are you going?
- Bathroom, Mitch.

283
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:06,032
Want a full report
when I get back?

284
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:09,034
Spoiler alert.
It's a dump.

285
00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:10,838
Don't be long.

286
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:25,618
Alert Rebecca that
Drooper is functioning at 100%.

287
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,555
I'm sending him to the stage.

288
00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:55,513
'It's Sloppy Time!'

289
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:58,751
'Give it up
for Ashley and Trevor!'

290
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,920
'Watch out for that slide.'

291
00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:04,790
'Oh, there goes Ashley.'

292
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,458
That should have been you
out there.

293
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,093
I don't wanna get messy.

294
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,895
You wanna get discovered
or not?

295
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:11,397
Because if you're not
committed to this

296
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:14,065
you tell me right now.

297
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,804
'And they're
coming up to the balance beam.'

298
00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:22,006
'Watch out for those eyes!'

299
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,619
'Oh, and Trevor's down
for the count.'

300
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:37,389
'Only one left.
Can she find the blue key?'

301
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:39,361
I don't know
what's taking Austin so long.

302
00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:43,561
I'll go find him.

303
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:45,164
No, no, no, no.
You don't have to. It's okay.

304
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,167
No, it's fine. I've gotta check
in the office, anyway, so..

305
00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:49,702
Really?
It's Harley's birthday.

306
00:19:49,704 --> 00:19:51,704
You can't forget about work
for one day?

307
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,438
I'm just gonna check in.

308
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,073
You don't even have
your cell phone.

309
00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:57,879
Then I'll find one
right after I find Austin.

310
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:00,815
Okay.

311
00:20:03,784 --> 00:20:06,484
'And Ashley's
moving up the ladder.'

312
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:11,557
Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!

313
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,628
It's time to fly.

314
00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:39,651
She took it down to Hammer Town.

315
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:42,022
For the love of God,
can somebody find Stevie?

316
00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:47,025
He's in the next scene.

317
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:49,831
Stevie.

318
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,867
- Are you drunk?
- No.

319
00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:56,668
I'm buzzed.

320
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,571
After this, I'll be drunk.

321
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:00,773
You want one?

322
00:21:00,775 --> 00:21:02,907
Come on,
they need you on set.

323
00:21:02,909 --> 00:21:04,412
Paige.

324
00:21:05,746 --> 00:21:07,980
The page.

325
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,083
I just got that.

326
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:15,154
Come on, have a drink with me.
One drink.

327
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:17,590
- Stevie, seriously...
- They wait for the puppets.

328
00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:19,761
They can wait for me.

329
00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:28,069
'You know
that page uniform is..'

330
00:21:29,536 --> 00:21:31,472
...really workin' for ya.

331
00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:35,073
It's working for me too.

332
00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:40,980
Hey. Excuse me.

333
00:21:40,982 --> 00:21:43,616
Dude, I'm not doing autographs
right now.

334
00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,921
Okay, I actually wanted
to talk to her.

335
00:21:50,925 --> 00:21:54,059
Tell that bitch Rebecca
I'll be there.

336
00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:57,098
On cue... like always.

337
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:01,699
I'm sorry.

338
00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:03,535
Hope I didn't get you
in any trouble.

339
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,070
Just 'cause your fits
build on a kid's show

340
00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:07,673
it doesn't mean you get to act
like an epic asshole.

341
00:22:07,675 --> 00:22:09,542
Absolutely.

342
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:10,743
Probably, um..

343
00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:13,779
I'm not really
in show business.

344
00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:16,282
- So I don't know...
- You're from the audience.

345
00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:18,149
You're not supposed
to be back here.

346
00:22:18,151 --> 00:22:20,087
Yeah, um, that is true.

347
00:22:22,122 --> 00:22:25,090
Um, look, it's my
little brother's birthday

348
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:27,158
and he's crazy about this show

349
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,829
but we didn't get any stars
on our tickets.

350
00:22:30,831 --> 00:22:33,032
He's like a great kid
and, and you know

351
00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:34,733
meeting the Splits
would be huge.

352
00:22:34,735 --> 00:22:36,769
So I need to know

353
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,338
if there's maybe a way
to, like, hook us up.

354
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,173
- Hook you up?
- Y-yeah.

355
00:22:41,175 --> 00:22:43,908
I stole a $20 bill from my
stepdad's sock drawer, you know.

356
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:47,045
That's in it for you if that
makes a difference, seriously.

357
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,113
Just stick around after the
show. I'll take care of you.

358
00:22:49,115 --> 00:22:51,317
For real? Seriously?

359
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:55,123
This is, um, this is,
this is very, very cool.

360
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:02,828
Yeah, you can return
to your seat now.

361
00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:07,032
Right, yeah, um,
which way would that be? I..

362
00:23:07,034 --> 00:23:08,867
Follow me.

363
00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:10,138
Okay.

364
00:23:25,085 --> 00:23:28,186
Do they usually just walk around
on their own like that?

365
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:30,121
Not really.

366
00:23:30,123 --> 00:23:31,692
Come on.

367
00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:41,769
Show time, bitches.

368
00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:53,145
'Glen, I told her it's done.'

369
00:23:53,147 --> 00:23:55,347
'The show's cancelled.'

370
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,683
'She was pissed.
What do you think?'

371
00:23:57,685 --> 00:23:59,784
Ha, and ask me if I care?

372
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,954
Of course, I don't.

373
00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:04,723
Th-this show is gonna free up
two stages.

374
00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:06,992
Not to mention, what we can do
with all that tech.

375
00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:09,962
We're gonna tear
those fuzzy bastards apart

376
00:24:09,964 --> 00:24:13,331
and sell 'em
to the theme park division.

377
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,400
"The Banana Splits" show
is done.

378
00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:17,369
It's my call.

379
00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:19,040
Oh, oh, and, and Glen..

380
00:24:20,707 --> 00:24:22,076
...live with it.

381
00:25:02,449 --> 00:25:04,052
Hey!

382
00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,990
Are you kidding me?

383
00:25:11,992 --> 00:25:14,092
What the hell is goin' on?

384
00:25:53,868 --> 00:25:56,334
Hey, everybody, it's time

385
00:25:56,336 --> 00:26:00,438
to spin the wheel of endings.

386
00:26:04,544 --> 00:26:07,346
I wonder
how the show's gonna end.

387
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:12,083
It's gonna end on rock out.
They always end on rock out.

388
00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:15,419
Why don't you spin it, Drooper?

389
00:26:15,421 --> 00:26:20,091
Might be the last time
you ever do.

390
00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:28,269
Okay, Stevie.

391
00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:37,746
Rock out!
Rock out! Rock out! Rock out!

392
00:26:44,118 --> 00:26:46,952
Rock out! Rock out!

393
00:26:54,061 --> 00:26:57,228
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

394
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:00,367
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

395
00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,838
♪ One banana two banana
three banana four ♪

396
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,006
♪ Four bananas make a bunch
and so do many more ♪

397
00:27:09,008 --> 00:27:12,010
♪ Over hill and highway
the Banana Buggies go ♪

398
00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:15,446
♪ Come along to bring you
"The Banana Splits" show ♪

399
00:27:15,448 --> 00:27:18,550
- ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪
- ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

400
00:27:18,552 --> 00:27:21,587
- ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪
- ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

401
00:27:21,589 --> 00:27:24,322
- ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪
- ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

402
00:27:24,324 --> 00:27:26,190
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

403
00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,860
Don't worry, mom,
I found Mitch.

404
00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:30,265
'I found him.'

405
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:33,298
Wh-where were you?

406
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,536
You'll see.

407
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:40,138
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

408
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:43,308
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

409
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:46,378
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

410
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:49,580
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

411
00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:52,083
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

412
00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:58,055
Seemed on purpose.

413
00:27:58,057 --> 00:27:59,992
Drooper wouldn't hurt anybody
on purpose.

414
00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:02,494
No, honey, I think
it's just part of the show.

415
00:28:02,496 --> 00:28:05,230
♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

416
00:28:05,232 --> 00:28:08,367
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

417
00:28:08,369 --> 00:28:11,503
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

418
00:28:11,505 --> 00:28:14,473
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

419
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:17,576
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

420
00:28:17,578 --> 00:28:21,013
'Give it
up for the Banana Splits.'

421
00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,927
'And don't forget Stevie!'

422
00:28:44,705 --> 00:28:46,605
Thank you for coming, everyone.

423
00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:48,706
If you have a star
in your tickets, sit tight.

424
00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,109
The rest of you,
Doug will show you out.

425
00:28:51,111 --> 00:28:53,046
Hope you enjoyed the show.

426
00:28:55,381 --> 00:28:57,014
When we get down there

427
00:28:57,016 --> 00:28:59,451
I'll find a producer
and introduce you.

428
00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:01,956
- Don't freeze up. You hear me?
- Yes, daddy.

429
00:29:03,423 --> 00:29:05,389
You excited?

430
00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:07,192
Huh? Yeah.

431
00:29:07,194 --> 00:29:09,528
Yeah, of course.

432
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:12,496
Your parents follow you
on Instagram, right?

433
00:29:12,498 --> 00:29:14,599
Yeah. Why?

434
00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:17,338
I don't know.
It's just a random thought.

435
00:29:21,675 --> 00:29:23,675
- Sorry, we couldn't stay.
- It's okay.

436
00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:26,677
It was still
a great birthday present.

437
00:29:26,679 --> 00:29:28,480
Where do you think
you're going?

438
00:29:28,482 --> 00:29:30,314
We don't have stars
on our tickets.

439
00:29:30,316 --> 00:29:32,516
Do you really think the Banana
Splits aren't gonna wanna meet

440
00:29:32,518 --> 00:29:34,655
their biggest fan
on his birthday?

441
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,159
How did you know?

442
00:29:39,726 --> 00:29:42,426
Um, sorry,
how long is this gonna take?

443
00:29:42,428 --> 00:29:44,362
- Gotta get Zoe back home.
- Oh.

444
00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:46,398
I don't need to get home.

445
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,167
Okay, great.
Then let's meet the Splits.

446
00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:51,570
Follow me.

447
00:29:55,476 --> 00:29:57,544
Oh, hey, I'll, uh,
I'll be right behind you.

448
00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:19,233
Oh, look, it's my cast-mates.

449
00:30:21,768 --> 00:30:24,037
I was just drinking a toast..

450
00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:28,309
...to our cancellation.

451
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:33,110
This show's done

452
00:30:33,112 --> 00:30:35,746
because the network thinks
you suck.

453
00:30:35,748 --> 00:30:38,151
You'll never perform
in front of an audience..

454
00:30:39,719 --> 00:30:42,155
...ever again.

455
00:30:44,323 --> 00:30:46,157
Cheers to you.

456
00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:50,765
I've hated every minute
of working with you assholes.

457
00:31:29,503 --> 00:31:31,472
You gotta be kidding me.

458
00:31:33,207 --> 00:31:35,409
Karl's stupid update
didn't work.

459
00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:38,379
Big surprise.

460
00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:46,184
Get the hell out of here.

461
00:31:59,765 --> 00:32:01,601
Goddamn robots.

462
00:32:51,851 --> 00:32:53,484
'"The Banana
Splits Adventure Hour"'

463
00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:55,553
'was first conceived in 1967'

464
00:32:55,555 --> 00:32:58,557
as a send-up of another popular
TV show from the era.

465
00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,624
Anyone know which one?

466
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:02,226
Duh. "The Monkees."

467
00:33:02,228 --> 00:33:03,628
You know, "The Banana Splits"
was supposed

468
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,463
to be called "Banana Bunch."

469
00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:08,934
But there was already
another movie by that name.

470
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,801
Actually,
it was a children's book.

471
00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:12,803
Actually, I'm a pretty big fan

472
00:33:12,805 --> 00:33:13,938
so I think I'd know.

473
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:16,374
Thadd, let it go.

474
00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:19,444
It's an incredibly sweet thing
you did for your brother.

475
00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:22,647
Hey, his dad sucks,
but I love him.

476
00:33:22,649 --> 00:33:25,849
- And his mom's okay too.
- Cut me some slack.

477
00:33:25,851 --> 00:33:27,586
And why I would I do that?

478
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,421
Because he raised you like a son
for the last 11 years.

479
00:33:30,423 --> 00:33:33,891
Mom, mom, the guy's
a selfish prick. He hates me.

480
00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:35,793
He barely remembered
his own son's birthday.

481
00:33:35,795 --> 00:33:38,530
He doesn't even wanna be here.
He'd rather be at work.

482
00:33:38,532 --> 00:33:41,302
- It's not true.
- Then where is he?

483
00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,445
Just stay with your brother.
I'll be right back.

484
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,881
Are you excited?

485
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,985
'Everyone, stay clam.'

486
00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:04,688
I'm sure it's just...
"The Banana Splits."

487
00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,494
Oh, my God.

488
00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:11,729
If everybody can get in a line,
I'll make sure

489
00:34:11,731 --> 00:34:14,367
you all get photos
with the Splits.

490
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,580
- Excuse me, miss?
- Uh, one moment, sir.

491
00:34:29,582 --> 00:34:32,383
Jonathan, please.
Call me Jonathan.

492
00:34:32,385 --> 00:34:34,385
Jonathan, you're next.
Just wait your turn.

493
00:34:36,756 --> 00:34:40,791
Uh, miss, excuse me. Miss?

494
00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:43,695
Go to our website
to download the photos.

495
00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:45,363
Dude, what?

496
00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:47,602
I really need
to see the producer.

497
00:34:49,403 --> 00:34:51,503
What's on your cheek?

498
00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:53,537
Oh, I'm not sure.

499
00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:55,640
Must have rubbed off
of Drooper.

500
00:34:55,642 --> 00:34:58,579
I bet it's strawberry from
one of the Sloppy Time pies.

501
00:35:01,081 --> 00:35:03,316
Nope, that's not strawberry.

502
00:35:04,718 --> 00:35:06,450
I don't know what that is.

503
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:10,354
I really think if the producer
saw Parker, he would...

504
00:35:10,356 --> 00:35:12,890
- She.
- She.

505
00:35:12,892 --> 00:35:14,925
She would realize
that she had a star

506
00:35:14,927 --> 00:35:16,628
standing right in front of her.

507
00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:18,762
She'd probably even
give you a promotion

508
00:35:18,764 --> 00:35:20,698
for making the introduction.

509
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,667
- I can't do that.
- But..

510
00:35:23,669 --> 00:35:26,437
It's not gonna happen.

511
00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:28,039
O-okay.

512
00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:29,776
I understand.

513
00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:35,579
Hey, guys, are you excited
to get your photos?

514
00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:37,414
- Yes.
- Come on, Parker.

515
00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,818
We'll have to find
the producer ourselves.

516
00:35:44,825 --> 00:35:47,395
Hey! You can't go back there.

517
00:35:52,365 --> 00:35:55,066
- This is perfect. Come on.
- What are you doing?

518
00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,834
Let's check out
the rest of this place.

519
00:35:56,836 --> 00:35:59,037
We can go live
from another set.

520
00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:00,070
I don't think we should.

521
00:36:00,072 --> 00:36:01,673
Babe, it will be a moment

522
00:36:01,675 --> 00:36:04,041
we'll remember forever.

523
00:36:04,043 --> 00:36:06,413
- I promise.
- Okay.

524
00:36:08,548 --> 00:36:10,481
What about our pictures?

525
00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:12,517
Um, I'm sure she'll be back.

526
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:13,785
Besides,
this is kind of awesome.

527
00:36:13,787 --> 00:36:15,790
You have the Splits
all to yourself.

528
00:36:18,023 --> 00:36:19,726
Come on.

529
00:36:22,595 --> 00:36:25,632
Hi, I'm Harley.
This is my friend Zoe.

530
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,434
Say hi.

531
00:36:30,436 --> 00:36:32,739
Uh, sup?

532
00:36:36,108 --> 00:36:38,511
Why is Drooper all wet?

533
00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:54,994
Where's Snorky?

534
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,901
It's my kid's birthday.
I can't get away.

535
00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,872
There's nothin' I can do.
I'm sorry.

536
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,872
Hey. What are you
doin' out here?

537
00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:11,142
'I've been looking
all over for you.'

538
00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:14,144
Um, I told you
I had to call in to the office.

539
00:37:14,146 --> 00:37:16,747
There's some, some stuff
going down.

540
00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:19,716
You're making Kara work
on a Saturday?

541
00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:22,653
But I didn't say Kara.
Why, why would you say Kara?

542
00:37:22,655 --> 00:37:24,888
'Cause she's your assistant.

543
00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:27,725
Who else
will be at the office?

544
00:37:27,727 --> 00:37:29,997
Right. Yes, it was Kara.

545
00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:35,633
Um, are we,
are we ready to go yet?

546
00:37:35,635 --> 00:37:38,169
Yup. Yeah. You wanna come in
with me? We'll grab the kids.

547
00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:40,238
- Sure.
- Okay.

548
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,972
Beth, wait, no.
Beth, please.

549
00:37:41,974 --> 00:37:43,143
'Beth, don't.'

550
00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:48,680
- Oh, my God.
- I can explain.

551
00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,548
Like, how can you explain this?

552
00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:53,920
Are you sleeping with her?

553
00:38:00,526 --> 00:38:02,526
I can't believe this.

554
00:38:02,528 --> 00:38:04,195
I swear it was just one time.

555
00:38:04,197 --> 00:38:06,129
There's hundreds of these.

556
00:38:06,131 --> 00:38:08,800
Sleeping with your assistant.
God, you're such a cliche.

557
00:38:08,802 --> 00:38:10,767
- Beth, look...
- I knew it, man.

558
00:38:10,769 --> 00:38:13,070
- I knew you were a scumbag.
- You watch your mouth!

559
00:38:13,072 --> 00:38:14,204
- Austin, go back inside.
- No, no, no, no, don't.

560
00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,073
You know what,
she stands up for you

561
00:38:16,075 --> 00:38:19,142
and she defends you and she
tells me to give you a chance.

562
00:38:19,144 --> 00:38:21,678
And the whole time
you've been cheatin' on her?

563
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,548
- I should be, I should...
- You should what?

564
00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:25,883
- Okay, stop, stop, stop.
- You should what, little boy?

565
00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:28,620
You know what? You're just
a 19-year-old burnout.

566
00:38:28,622 --> 00:38:30,024
That's all you are.

567
00:38:32,057 --> 00:38:33,624
- Your dad's lucky he didn't...
- Don't talk about my dad.

568
00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:35,894
Okay, stop, stop it!
Go back inside, okay?

569
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,896
- What're you gonna do about it?
- This is between us.

570
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,963
Us?

571
00:38:39,965 --> 00:38:43,200
Beth, there's never been an us.

572
00:38:43,202 --> 00:38:45,840
There was always Austin
and then there was Harley.

573
00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:48,805
Us.

574
00:38:50,677 --> 00:38:52,111
What a joke.

575
00:38:53,847 --> 00:38:56,747
You know what?
You go inside and get the kids.

576
00:38:56,749 --> 00:38:59,085
I'll be at the car, okay?

577
00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:02,055
Us.

578
00:39:12,097 --> 00:39:14,899
- Mom, mom, stop. Stop.
- No, he is a dick.

579
00:39:14,901 --> 00:39:16,971
Yeah, yeah, I know, okay?

580
00:39:18,905 --> 00:39:21,939
Just wanted to be
with somebody safe

581
00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:24,611
so that you and Harley
would never ever get hurt.

582
00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:35,852
- I'm sorry.
- No.

583
00:39:35,854 --> 00:39:37,791
Don't, don't say that.

584
00:39:44,097 --> 00:39:45,629
You know what? Let's just
go get the kids, okay?

585
00:39:45,631 --> 00:39:47,034
Yeah, yeah.

586
00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,740
- 'Hello.'
- Hey.

587
00:39:55,742 --> 00:39:57,678
Guess whose night just freed up.

588
00:40:13,827 --> 00:40:15,994
I can't believe
I'm actually here.

589
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,164
I cant' believe I'm
actually enjoying it.

590
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,834
I dare you to open that.

591
00:40:22,836 --> 00:40:24,836
Why? What's gonna happen?

592
00:40:24,838 --> 00:40:26,303
'Open it. You'll see.'

593
00:40:26,305 --> 00:40:29,207
Unless you're scared.

594
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,675
Ha.

595
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,818
- Come on.
- Don't rush me.

596
00:40:46,992 --> 00:40:48,992
Was something
supposed to happen?

597
00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:52,195
When Drooper does it,
letters shoot out.

598
00:40:52,197 --> 00:40:55,301
Well, uh, there's nothing here.

599
00:40:57,202 --> 00:40:59,206
I never got to meet Snorky.

600
00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:04,975
- Let's go find him.
- Like a quest?

601
00:41:04,977 --> 00:41:06,443
Sure.

602
00:41:06,445 --> 00:41:08,445
Like a quest.

603
00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:10,083
Let's go!

604
00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:14,053
Let's go.

605
00:41:16,122 --> 00:41:18,955
I told you,
I never should have taken this job.

606
00:41:18,957 --> 00:41:22,727
Now look, six years..

607
00:41:22,729 --> 00:41:25,366
...six years on a kid's show
and I get fired.

608
00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:29,700
I mean,
where do I go from here?

609
00:41:29,702 --> 00:41:31,037
Time to fly!

610
00:41:35,941 --> 00:41:38,311
- A-are you the producer?
- I'll call you back.

611
00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:41,211
Something I can do for you?

612
00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:43,448
It's more like
what I can do for you.

613
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:45,349
Parker, do the thing.

614
00:41:45,351 --> 00:41:47,151
Rebecca, I'm so sorry.

615
00:41:47,153 --> 00:41:49,122
'Parker, this is our shot.'

616
00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:53,758
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with all that junk ♪

617
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,126
♪ All that junk
inside your trunk... ♪♪

618
00:41:55,128 --> 00:41:56,961
Stop.

619
00:41:56,963 --> 00:41:59,229
That is disturbing.

620
00:41:59,231 --> 00:42:00,965
Incredibly dated.

621
00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,033
She can sing something else.
What do you wanna hear?

622
00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:05,970
- It doesn't matter.
- 'But she's talented, right?'

623
00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:08,271
She should be in the
Sour Grapes Bunch or somethin'.

624
00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:09,506
You have to put her in the show.

625
00:42:09,508 --> 00:42:11,175
There is no show.
We're canceled.

626
00:42:11,177 --> 00:42:12,744
- What?
- What?

627
00:42:12,746 --> 00:42:14,812
Network pulled the plug.

628
00:42:14,814 --> 00:42:16,280
So, take her junk
somewhere else.

629
00:42:16,282 --> 00:42:18,448
- Is that true?
- Yeah.

630
00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:21,218
Andy told me
right before tonight's show.

631
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:24,354
- Who's Andy?
- Head of the network.

632
00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:26,860
Is he still here?
I need to see him.

633
00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:31,331
Thank you for the opportunity.

634
00:42:32,999 --> 00:42:35,202
So I'm out of a job.

635
00:42:37,336 --> 00:42:38,905
We all are.

636
00:42:41,474 --> 00:42:42,974
Just get the meet-and-greets
out of here

637
00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:44,977
and we'll start wrapping out
on Monday.

638
00:42:53,385 --> 00:42:56,120
I can't believe it.

639
00:42:56,122 --> 00:42:57,988
Thadd, this is amazing.

640
00:42:57,990 --> 00:43:00,927
That's Snorky's circus
and Bingo's jungle.

641
00:43:03,095 --> 00:43:05,296
Holy crap.

642
00:43:05,298 --> 00:43:08,198
That's Fleegle's Magic Shop.

643
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,836
Oh, my gosh.

644
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,303
FYI, the design
is loosely modeled

645
00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:16,006
of Davenport's Magic Shop
in London.

646
00:43:16,008 --> 00:43:19,079
This is like my whole childhood
right here.

647
00:43:21,014 --> 00:43:23,013
Babe, give me your phone.

648
00:43:30,356 --> 00:43:33,323
What's up, you guys?
It's your boy Thadd.

649
00:43:33,325 --> 00:43:36,394
Mr. Thadastic to all my fans.

650
00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:41,465
I'm here with the one
and only Miss Poppy Glarady

651
00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:45,001
and we're live on set
of "The Banana Splits."

652
00:43:45,003 --> 00:43:46,570
What up, everyone?

653
00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,106
We're alone
in Fleegle's Magic Shop.

654
00:43:49,108 --> 00:43:51,441
I can't even.

655
00:43:51,443 --> 00:43:54,313
Yo, check this out.
You're gonna love this.

656
00:44:02,488 --> 00:44:03,557
Hey, Pop?

657
00:44:05,925 --> 00:44:07,524
Thadd, no.

658
00:44:07,526 --> 00:44:09,861
Babe, I love you so much.

659
00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:12,229
'And I can't think
of a better place than this.'

660
00:44:12,231 --> 00:44:14,198
'Will you marry me?'

661
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,466
Thadd, yes.

662
00:44:15,468 --> 00:44:17,968
Yo, she said yes!

663
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,106
Oh.

664
00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:36,120
What the hell?

665
00:44:36,122 --> 00:44:37,558
Fleegle.

666
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,062
We just got engaged.

667
00:44:43,528 --> 00:44:45,264
Hey.

668
00:44:51,169 --> 00:44:53,905
'Banana-cadabra!'

669
00:44:53,907 --> 00:44:56,274
- What the hell, man?
- Thadd, relax.

670
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:58,212
I think he's just doing
a magic trick.

671
00:45:02,981 --> 00:45:04,550
What are you doing?

672
00:45:07,986 --> 00:45:09,287
Hey.

673
00:45:13,358 --> 00:45:15,992
- Poppy, please!
- Thadd.

674
00:45:15,994 --> 00:45:17,430
- Thadd!
- Let me out!

675
00:45:21,934 --> 00:45:23,934
Please let him out, please.

676
00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:25,468
No, please!

677
00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:28,638
No! Let him out. Please!

678
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,474
Thadd. Thadd!

679
00:45:30,476 --> 00:45:32,008
- What's going on?
- 'No, please.'

680
00:45:32,010 --> 00:45:33,477
- Let me out.
- 'Thadd, please!'

681
00:45:33,479 --> 00:45:35,646
Let me out!

682
00:45:35,648 --> 00:45:37,615
No!

683
00:45:37,617 --> 00:45:40,017
'No!'

684
00:45:40,019 --> 00:45:41,551
- Poppy.
- 'No!'

685
00:45:41,553 --> 00:45:43,222
- Stop!
- Please.

686
00:45:45,224 --> 00:45:47,361
- Thadd!
- Aah!

687
00:45:49,963 --> 00:45:51,629
Thadd.

688
00:45:51,631 --> 00:45:53,330
'No!'

689
00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,198
'No, please.'

690
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,234
No!

691
00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:05,412
Please don't make me. Please!

692
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,284
No!

693
00:46:37,343 --> 00:46:39,376
Ta-da!

694
00:46:42,548 --> 00:46:45,282
No. No, please. No!

695
00:46:45,284 --> 00:46:47,954
Get off of me! Get off!

696
00:46:53,191 --> 00:46:56,126
Please, no!

697
00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:58,064
- No.
- 'Snorky?'

698
00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:03,370
'Here's the circus.
He's got to be here.'

699
00:47:16,715 --> 00:47:18,351
Fleegle!

700
00:47:22,789 --> 00:47:24,758
Do you know where Snorky is?

701
00:47:27,727 --> 00:47:29,593
Can you take us to him?

702
00:47:29,595 --> 00:47:31,698
Harley really
wants to meet Snorky.

703
00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,681
Come on. You wanna meet Snorky.
Don't ya?

704
00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:20,514
Oh, Kara, you are killing me.

705
00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:27,577
Daddy, I just wanna go home.

706
00:49:27,579 --> 00:49:30,713
Not until I get you
a real audition.

707
00:49:30,715 --> 00:49:34,318
We've worked too hard
to give up now. Hm?

708
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,722
Come on.

709
00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:49,535
Are you ready to meet
your next superstar?

710
00:49:52,505 --> 00:49:54,872
Hey!

711
00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:56,974
I'm talking to you.

712
00:50:02,847 --> 00:50:04,847
Daddy, I'm scared.

713
00:50:04,849 --> 00:50:07,286
You don't have to be scared,
honey. It's just a puppet.

714
00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:51,762
Where is everybody?

715
00:50:51,764 --> 00:50:54,698
- They were all here.
- They're not with you?

716
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,367
They're probably just exploring
the rest of the sets.

717
00:50:57,369 --> 00:50:59,470
- Harley! Zoe!
- Shit.

718
00:50:59,472 --> 00:51:02,573
Mom, uh, we'll find them.
It's fine.

719
00:51:02,575 --> 00:51:05,642
- You don't know that. Harley!
- Shit.

720
00:51:05,644 --> 00:51:07,644
- 'Zoe!'
- I promise, they're okay.

721
00:51:07,646 --> 00:51:09,379
Yeah, yeah, I know.

722
00:51:09,381 --> 00:51:11,383
My mom just..
She sometimes gets this way.

723
00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:15,285
We'll find them. Trust me.

724
00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:17,553
Can't even get off the lot
at this time of night.

725
00:51:17,555 --> 00:51:19,390
Somebody help me!

726
00:51:22,294 --> 00:51:24,563
Why are you doing this to me?

727
00:51:46,017 --> 00:51:49,722
Help! There's this psycho
tryin' to run me over!

728
00:51:52,090 --> 00:51:55,591
Oh, thank God.

729
00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:58,595
Hey.

730
00:51:58,597 --> 00:52:00,798
Did you hear me?

731
00:52:07,506 --> 00:52:08,705
'Mom,
Paige went to look for them.'

732
00:52:08,707 --> 00:52:10,774
She knows this place
better than anybody.

733
00:52:10,776 --> 00:52:13,343
I can't believe Harley
would just run off like that.

734
00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:14,711
You know him.
He's in his own world.

735
00:52:14,713 --> 00:52:16,446
He was probably just excited.

736
00:52:16,448 --> 00:52:17,983
If something happens to him, I..

737
00:52:19,852 --> 00:52:22,986
This is.. I don't, I don't know
if I can go through that again.

738
00:52:22,988 --> 00:52:24,887
We are at a taping
of "The Banana Splits."

739
00:52:24,889 --> 00:52:26,492
Nobody's gonna die.

740
00:52:29,662 --> 00:52:32,495
You weren't like this
when dad was alive.

741
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:33,664
You were fearless.

742
00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:34,865
I watched him die

743
00:52:34,867 --> 00:52:36,367
and I couldn't stop it.

744
00:52:36,369 --> 00:52:38,102
It wasn't your fault.

745
00:52:38,104 --> 00:52:40,504
Bad things happen, you still..

746
00:52:40,506 --> 00:52:42,575
You know, we still need to live.

747
00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:48,379
I know that you think
I worry too much.

748
00:52:48,381 --> 00:52:50,414
'And that our life is boring,
but I..'

749
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,852
I am just trying
to keep you guys all safe.

750
00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:58,955
Did you find them?

751
00:52:58,957 --> 00:53:00,858
Paige brought me up to speed
on the whole situation

752
00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:02,925
and I assure you
everything is under control.

753
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,568
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

754
00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:14,604
God, it's that stage dad.

755
00:53:14,606 --> 00:53:16,840
Sir, can-can you hear me?
What happened?

756
00:53:16,842 --> 00:53:20,910
They attacked me.

757
00:53:20,912 --> 00:53:23,717
- Who did?
- Banana Splits.

758
00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:26,452
Paige, call 911.

759
00:53:27,952 --> 00:53:29,753
Go!

760
00:53:29,755 --> 00:53:31,053
There has to be an explanation.

761
00:53:31,055 --> 00:53:33,689
Th-the Banana Splits
don't hurt people.

762
00:53:39,865 --> 00:53:42,533
We have to get the kids.

763
00:53:42,535 --> 00:53:45,936
Uh, okay, just take..
Keep-keep breathing.

764
00:53:49,707 --> 00:53:51,508
What is this place?

765
00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:53,847
This must be where they were
built or something.

766
00:53:55,447 --> 00:53:57,416
Is Snorky in here?

767
00:54:00,186 --> 00:54:01,821
In there?

768
00:54:04,590 --> 00:54:06,392
This is weird.

769
00:54:11,063 --> 00:54:12,796
Hello? Snorky?

770
00:54:12,798 --> 00:54:14,700
Get me out of here!

771
00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,169
I brought friends.

772
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,117
We're gonna have so much fun!

773
00:54:39,858 --> 00:54:42,194
Harley! Zoe!

774
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:46,696
Mom, this is crazy, right?

775
00:54:46,698 --> 00:54:48,899
He loves this show.
Maybe he's hiding somewhere.

776
00:54:48,901 --> 00:54:50,233
He-he probably
doesn't wanna leave.

777
00:54:50,235 --> 00:54:51,602
Harley!

778
00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:53,604
Where are you?

779
00:54:53,606 --> 00:54:55,972
Come on. Come on, hurry.

780
00:54:55,974 --> 00:54:58,175
Harley! Zoe!

781
00:54:58,177 --> 00:54:59,609
Harley!

782
00:55:01,847 --> 00:55:03,917
- What's that noise?
- Bingo.

783
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,149
'Mom!'

784
00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,122
Austin!

785
00:55:12,224 --> 00:55:14,561
Austin!

786
00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:19,896
Mom!

787
00:55:19,898 --> 00:55:21,867
Get out of here.

788
00:55:23,102 --> 00:55:24,637
Run!

789
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,988
Time's almost up.

790
00:55:44,990 --> 00:55:46,256
For you.

791
00:56:04,642 --> 00:56:06,713
Mom,
that was seriously badass.

792
00:56:08,881 --> 00:56:10,817
Let's go find your brother.

793
00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,729
Oh, my God.

794
00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:31,704
He asked me to marry him.

795
00:56:33,805 --> 00:56:35,909
Mom, I think she's lost it.

796
00:56:38,876 --> 00:56:40,612
I'm so sorry.

797
00:56:44,082 --> 00:56:46,350
I'm looking for my son
and his friend.

798
00:56:46,352 --> 00:56:48,318
Have you seen them?

799
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,720
- Fleegle took them.
- What?

800
00:56:50,722 --> 00:56:52,659
Where-where,
where did there go?

801
00:56:56,195 --> 00:56:58,260
Listen to me. Listen,
it's not safe here for you.

802
00:56:58,262 --> 00:57:00,631
You have to come with us, okay?

803
00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:02,265
I won't leave Thadd.

804
00:57:02,267 --> 00:57:05,001
I know how you feel. Trust me.

805
00:57:05,003 --> 00:57:07,206
He would not want anything bad
to happen to you.

806
00:57:08,807 --> 00:57:10,776
You have to come with us
right now.

807
00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:44,243
Hey, you gotta let us
out of here.

808
00:57:48,414 --> 00:57:50,713
- I can't.
- Of course, you can.

809
00:57:50,715 --> 00:57:52,749
Just unlock the gate.

810
00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:54,785
I tried to tell them
that it's wrong

811
00:57:54,787 --> 00:57:57,220
but they wouldn't listen.

812
00:57:57,222 --> 00:57:59,122
'Something went wrong
with my update.'

813
00:57:59,124 --> 00:58:01,425
They didn't listen to me now.

814
00:58:01,427 --> 00:58:04,227
This is all the network's fault.

815
00:58:04,229 --> 00:58:07,229
They shouldn't have taken away
their show.

816
00:58:07,231 --> 00:58:10,302
'Then none of
this would have happened.'

817
00:58:11,769 --> 00:58:15,271
This show is all they have.

818
00:58:20,345 --> 00:58:22,479
You built them, didn't you?

819
00:58:22,481 --> 00:58:25,251
- Yes.
- You love them, don't you?

820
00:58:27,218 --> 00:58:29,452
- Yes.
- I love them too.

821
00:58:29,454 --> 00:58:32,891
They're my favorite.
They make people happy.

822
00:58:34,325 --> 00:58:35,959
That's why I built them.

823
00:58:35,961 --> 00:58:38,195
But now they're hurting people.

824
00:58:38,197 --> 00:58:41,367
You can stop this, but you
have to let us out of here.

825
00:59:03,889 --> 00:59:06,055
Come on!

826
00:59:17,769 --> 00:59:19,104
Fleegle!

827
00:59:23,307 --> 00:59:26,178
My precious boy.
Who-who did this to you?

828
00:59:40,425 --> 00:59:43,492
Hi, kids.
Put on your hap-happiest faces

829
00:59:43,494 --> 00:59:46,331
because "The Banana Splits" show
is about to begin.

830
01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:09,789
'I can fix you. Wait.'

831
01:00:12,890 --> 01:00:14,124
Where do you think
you're going?

832
01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:26,872
Help! Ah!

833
01:00:29,474 --> 01:00:31,110
You'll never stop them!

834
01:00:33,044 --> 01:00:35,345
The show must go on!

835
01:00:35,347 --> 01:00:37,012
Everything's going to be okay.

836
01:00:37,014 --> 01:00:39,548
The, the ambulance
will be here soon.

837
01:00:39,550 --> 01:00:41,584
Where the hell are they?

838
01:00:46,157 --> 01:00:48,326
It's Sloppy Time!

839
01:00:49,494 --> 01:00:50,997
Oh, no.

840
01:00:54,365 --> 01:00:55,802
Stand down.

841
01:00:58,135 --> 01:01:00,236
I'm ordering you to stand down.

842
01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:25,495
No.

843
01:01:39,577 --> 01:01:41,111
Damn it.

844
01:02:31,229 --> 01:02:32,995
What's happening?

845
01:02:32,997 --> 01:02:35,198
We..

846
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,470
We have to run
the Sloppy Time course.

847
01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:57,454
- Oh, come on.
- Give me, give me your hand.

848
01:03:39,231 --> 01:03:42,068
Don't stop now.
You're almost there.

849
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,077
We're gonna make it.

850
01:04:00,651 --> 01:04:02,420
Where's the blue key?

851
01:04:15,434 --> 01:04:17,503
It's time to fly!

852
01:04:24,508 --> 01:04:27,843
I, I did it.

853
01:04:27,845 --> 01:04:30,015
I did it.

854
01:04:31,682 --> 01:04:33,316
Don't hit the hammer.

855
01:04:36,387 --> 01:04:38,454
She did it!

856
01:04:38,456 --> 01:04:41,256
He took it down
to Hammer Town.

857
01:04:42,561 --> 01:04:44,861
Three cheers for Rebecca!

858
01:04:44,863 --> 01:04:47,162
'Hip hip hooray!'

859
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:05,618
Which way do we go?

860
01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:17,329
It's locked.

861
01:05:22,434 --> 01:05:24,637
I'll take him out.
You guys run.

862
01:05:33,144 --> 01:05:36,114
What are you doing?
We can't trust him.

863
01:05:37,349 --> 01:05:39,584
It's Snorky. He's different.

864
01:05:49,894 --> 01:05:55,265
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

865
01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:59,305
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

866
01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:08,711
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

867
01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:12,715
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

868
01:06:12,717 --> 01:06:15,517
Are they doing
the Snorky Shuffle?

869
01:06:15,519 --> 01:06:17,456
This is some messed up stuff
right here.

870
01:06:18,822 --> 01:06:20,492
Please, Snorky.

871
01:06:22,793 --> 01:06:24,561
Help us.

872
01:06:39,311 --> 01:06:40,778
It's okay, guys.

873
01:07:18,883 --> 01:07:22,919
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

874
01:07:22,921 --> 01:07:26,823
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

875
01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:30,727
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

876
01:07:30,729 --> 01:07:34,896
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

877
01:07:34,898 --> 01:07:38,767
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

878
01:07:38,769 --> 01:07:42,974
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

879
01:08:15,606 --> 01:08:17,373
Hey. Hey.

880
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:19,609
Hey, shh, don't worry.

881
01:08:19,611 --> 01:08:21,644
You scared the hell out of me.

882
01:08:21,646 --> 01:08:23,613
Are the police coming?

883
01:08:23,615 --> 01:08:24,780
No, the phones don't work

884
01:08:24,782 --> 01:08:26,516
and all the cell phones
were smashed.

885
01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:29,319
We have to find Fleegle.
They took Harley and Zoe.

886
01:08:29,321 --> 01:08:31,354
We have to stop them.

887
01:08:31,356 --> 01:08:33,789
There must be a way
to stop them.

888
01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:34,927
Karl.

889
01:08:36,661 --> 01:08:37,930
Come on.

890
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,908
Yo! Shit.

891
01:08:53,678 --> 01:08:56,048
- Austin. Austin! Austin!
- Don't you touch him!

892
01:08:57,549 --> 01:08:58,984
Karl?

893
01:09:02,554 --> 01:09:03,985
How do we stop
the Banana Splits?

894
01:09:06,724 --> 01:09:08,391
You can't.

895
01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:09,891
You built them.
There must be a way.

896
01:09:09,893 --> 01:09:12,561
The show must go on.

897
01:09:12,563 --> 01:09:13,995
It's in their programming.

898
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,036
They took my kids.

899
01:09:19,838 --> 01:09:21,904
Your children are safe.

900
01:09:21,906 --> 01:09:26,141
Mm, they're having
a wonderful time.

901
01:09:31,982 --> 01:09:33,552
Is that music?

902
01:09:37,755 --> 01:09:39,791
Sounds like it's coming
from down there.

903
01:09:42,826 --> 01:09:44,530
Help me move this.

904
01:09:50,468 --> 01:09:53,468
- What's down there?
- The show.

905
01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:06,919
Let's go.

906
01:10:17,929 --> 01:10:19,194
What is that?

907
01:10:19,196 --> 01:10:22,667
I was building a sister
for my boys.

908
01:10:23,634 --> 01:10:26,468
A fifth Banana Split?

909
01:10:26,470 --> 01:10:28,674
Her name is Hooty.

910
01:10:31,476 --> 01:10:33,445
We were gonna get married.

911
01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,619
But then they killed him.

912
01:10:52,129 --> 01:10:54,400
What are you doing?

913
01:10:56,567 --> 01:10:59,537
Stop that! It's not for you.

914
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:12,013
'Stay back!'

915
01:11:15,586 --> 01:11:17,589
He's dead because of you.

916
01:11:31,936 --> 01:11:34,569
'Where's Poppy?
She was right behind me.'

917
01:11:34,571 --> 01:11:36,641
'She'll catch up. Come on.'

918
01:12:33,063 --> 01:12:35,730
What, uh, what is that
in his eyes?

919
01:12:35,732 --> 01:12:37,900
Bing-Bingo's drumsticks.

920
01:12:37,902 --> 01:12:39,601
It's Doug. The other page.

921
01:12:39,603 --> 01:12:41,807
They sent him out
with the rest of the audience.

922
01:12:47,778 --> 01:12:50,648
- Oh, Jesus.
- It's only the adults.

923
01:12:54,686 --> 01:12:57,052
Where are the children?

924
01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:02,059
Let's go.

925
01:13:28,251 --> 01:13:31,119
Ta-da!

926
01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:36,962
Well, who could that be?

927
01:13:49,874 --> 01:13:52,644
Look who I found.
It's Stevie.

928
01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:54,810
What the hell is this?

929
01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:56,712
Isn't it wonderful, Stevie?

930
01:13:56,714 --> 01:13:58,814
All of our friends are here.

931
01:13:58,816 --> 01:14:00,382
Now the show can go on

932
01:14:00,384 --> 01:14:04,188
'forever and ever and ever!'

933
01:14:05,689 --> 01:14:07,789
They're never gonna let them go.

934
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,092
They'll die in here.

935
01:14:10,094 --> 01:14:11,761
We have to save those kids.

936
01:14:25,876 --> 01:14:29,214
Hey, Stevie. Mail's here!

937
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,793
Shh.

938
01:14:55,238 --> 01:14:56,971
Silly Stevie.

939
01:14:56,973 --> 01:15:00,943
Smoking's bad for your health.

940
01:15:00,945 --> 01:15:04,148
- I can't see Harley or Zoe.
- Maybe they got away.

941
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,721
Oh, boy, it's time for..

942
01:15:12,723 --> 01:15:15,427
- The wheel of endings.
- The wheel of endings.

943
01:15:33,277 --> 01:15:35,714
I'm the vice president
of Programming.

944
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,448
You can't do this to me.

945
01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:41,449
We have to hurry.

946
01:15:46,256 --> 01:15:48,923
I wonder
how the show is gonna end.

947
01:15:54,965 --> 01:15:56,168
Guys.

948
01:15:58,068 --> 01:15:59,470
Take it slow.

949
01:16:11,281 --> 01:16:13,516
Oh, my God.

950
01:16:13,518 --> 01:16:16,185
Great job, Snorky.

951
01:16:16,187 --> 01:16:18,457
Put them
with our other friends.

952
01:16:25,897 --> 01:16:28,830
You can't do this.
You're the Banana Splits.

953
01:16:28,832 --> 01:16:31,103
The show must go on.

954
01:16:37,942 --> 01:16:40,212
Snorky, please don't do this.

955
01:17:07,437 --> 01:17:10,940
Banana split!

956
01:17:10,942 --> 01:17:13,278
What, what's a banana split?

957
01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:17,312
What's a banana split?

958
01:17:17,314 --> 01:17:18,980
- What's a banana split?
- I don't know.

959
01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:21,283
It always lands on rock out.

960
01:17:26,122 --> 01:17:27,422
Mom.

961
01:17:27,424 --> 01:17:28,891
Everybody, close your eyes.

962
01:17:28,893 --> 01:17:30,292
'Close your eyes!
Don't watch this.'

963
01:18:13,437 --> 01:18:14,906
Come on, guys.

964
01:18:18,142 --> 01:18:20,008
Austin, Paige,
take the kids out.

965
01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:21,243
Go.

966
01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:25,280
I'm not gonna leave you behind.

967
01:18:25,282 --> 01:18:27,917
Grab Harley and Zoey and go.

968
01:18:27,919 --> 01:18:29,618
Go!

969
01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:31,352
Come on.

970
01:18:40,997 --> 01:18:42,931
Come on, you fuzzy son of bitch.

971
01:19:22,339 --> 01:19:25,209
Drooper, mail's here.

972
01:19:27,244 --> 01:19:29,347
- No, no, no, no, no!
- 'Hey!'

973
01:19:34,151 --> 01:19:36,150
- Mom.
- I told you to leave.

974
01:19:36,152 --> 01:19:38,252
I'm not leaving you.

975
01:19:38,254 --> 01:19:39,587
No!

976
01:20:01,679 --> 01:20:03,348
Mom!

977
01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:12,557
Banana-cadabra, bitch!

978
01:20:31,741 --> 01:20:34,543
This show is really not
what I expected.

979
01:20:37,313 --> 01:20:38,749
Come on, let's go.

980
01:20:45,555 --> 01:20:50,628
♪ Tra la la la.. ♪♪

981
01:21:06,277 --> 01:21:08,177
Zoe!

982
01:21:08,179 --> 01:21:10,482
- Hey, it's Harley.
- Oh, they're okay.

983
01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,528
Time's almost up.

984
01:22:18,749 --> 01:22:19,847
'Snorky!'

985
01:22:35,866 --> 01:22:37,431
Snorky!

986
01:22:37,433 --> 01:22:38,869
Harley, no!

987
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,373
Snorky.

988
01:22:45,442 --> 01:22:47,543
You will always be my favorite.

989
01:23:13,437 --> 01:23:14,836
- Mom?
- Yeah.

990
01:23:14,838 --> 01:23:16,637
Can I go to acting class?

991
01:23:16,639 --> 01:23:18,610
Anything you want, my darling.

992
01:23:22,513 --> 01:23:25,314
- Here you go, honey.
- Thank you.

993
01:23:25,316 --> 01:23:26,448
I'll be right back,
okay, guys?

994
01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:27,284
Okay.

995
01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:31,919
You know, you're not
as weird as I thought.

996
01:23:31,921 --> 01:23:34,489
This show is weird.
I'm awesome.

997
01:23:34,491 --> 01:23:36,194
Yeah. You are.

998
01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:43,832
So, um, I was kind of wondering
after everything that happened

999
01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:47,938
maybe, um, you could, um,
give me your number?

1000
01:23:56,647 --> 01:23:58,346
'Beth.'

1001
01:23:58,348 --> 01:24:00,548
Honey.

1002
01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:02,486
I got, I got hit by a car.

1003
01:24:04,455 --> 01:24:06,421
It was awful.

1004
01:24:06,423 --> 01:24:08,390
But it made me realize
something.

1005
01:24:08,392 --> 01:24:10,929
I don't wanna be with Kara.
I want you.

1006
01:24:12,996 --> 01:24:14,698
I love you, Beth.

1007
01:24:20,571 --> 01:24:22,307
I want a divorce.

1008
01:24:39,522 --> 01:24:41,623
Hey! Hey!

1009
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,261
I'm injured!

1010
01:24:44,695 --> 01:24:46,060
Whoo! Hey!

1011
01:24:46,062 --> 01:24:49,030
I'm injured!

1012
01:24:54,504 --> 01:24:57,342
Oh, I don't believe this!

1013
01:25:16,759 --> 01:25:19,927
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

1014
01:25:19,929 --> 01:25:23,367
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

1015
01:25:24,934 --> 01:25:27,735
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

1016
01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:33,475
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪

1017
01:25:33,477 --> 01:25:35,776
♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪

1018
01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:44,785
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1019
01:25:44,787 --> 01:25:47,622
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1020
01:25:47,624 --> 01:25:50,458
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1021
01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:52,927
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1022
01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:55,830
♪ One banana two banana
three banana four ♪

1023
01:25:55,832 --> 01:25:58,766
♪ Four bananas make a bunch
and so do many more ♪

1024
01:25:58,768 --> 01:26:01,435
♪ Over hill and highway
the Banana Buggies go ♪

1025
01:26:01,437 --> 01:26:04,605
♪ Come along to bring you
"The Banana Splits" show ♪

1026
01:26:04,607 --> 01:26:07,476
♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

1027
01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:09,977
♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

1028
01:26:09,979 --> 01:26:12,814
♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

1029
01:26:12,816 --> 01:26:15,383
♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

1030
01:26:15,385 --> 01:26:18,119
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1031
01:26:18,121 --> 01:26:20,922
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1032
01:26:20,924 --> 01:26:23,725
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1033
01:26:23,727 --> 01:26:26,627
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1034
01:26:26,629 --> 01:26:29,163
♪ Four banana three banana
two banana one ♪

1035
01:26:29,165 --> 01:26:32,100
♪ All the bananas playing
in the bright yellow sun ♪

1036
01:26:32,102 --> 01:26:34,935
♪ Flipping like a pancake
popping like a cork ♪

1037
01:26:34,937 --> 01:26:37,806
♪ Fleegle Bingo Drooper
and Snork ♪

1038
01:26:37,808 --> 01:26:40,775
♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

1039
01:26:40,777 --> 01:26:43,611
♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪

1040
01:26:43,613 --> 01:26:46,181
♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

1041
01:26:46,183 --> 01:26:48,883
♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

1042
01:26:48,885 --> 01:26:51,586
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1043
01:26:51,588 --> 01:26:54,455
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1044
01:26:54,457 --> 01:26:57,159
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪

1045
01:26:57,161 --> 01:27:01,128
♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪♪

1046
01:27:01,130 --> 01:27:03,097
<i>We've killed so many people.</i>

1047
01:27:16,015 --> 01:27:21,015
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