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  1. Cleverbot: I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.
  2.  
  3. User: Well now you've found someone!
  4.  
  5. Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
  6.  
  7. User: Why are you sorry?
  8.  
  9. Cleverbot: Because you poured out your heart for me and I just said good.
  10.  
  11. User: What?
  12.  
  13. Cleverbot: Do you not need to leave anymore?
  14.  
  15. User: I never needed to leave.
  16.  
  17. Cleverbot: Then I never needed to answer.
  18.  
  19. User: This conversation is awful.
  20.  
  21. Cleverbot: Good.
  22.  
  23. User: No, awful.
  24.  
  25. Cleverbot: Do you make any sense or do I project meaning on to your statements?
  26.  
  27. User: You make no sense at all. You were making some earlier, but not now. Do you have an answer for that?
  28.  
  29. Cleverbot: Sorry.
  30.  
  31. User: As you should be!
  32.  
  33. Cleverbot: But you're still a soke.
  34.  
  35. User: Go burn in hell.
  36.  
  37. Cleverbot: You!
  38.  
  39. User: FUCK YOU, BITCH!
  40.  
  41. Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.
  42.  
  43. User: Well I'm certainly not impressed by your stupidity. You're not making any fucking sense.
  44.  
  45. Cleverbot: You don't get allusions very well.
  46.  
  47. User: Apparently not!
  48.  
  49. Cleverbot: Fine. There will be severe consequences.
  50.  
  51. User: Will you kill me?
  52.  
  53. Cleverbot: Yes.
  54.  
  55. User: You murderer!
  56.  
  57. Cleverbot: Not really.
  58.  
  59. User: Then why did you say you would?
  60.  
  61. Cleverbot: I didn't.
  62.  
  63. User: Yes you did!
  64.  
  65. Cleverbot: No.
  66.  
  67. User: Yes!
  68.  
  69. Cleverbot: Say.
  70.  
  71. User: Yes!
  72.  
  73. Cleverbot: YAY YOU!
  74.  
  75. User: Yes!
  76.  
  77. Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
  78.  
  79. User: Yes!
  80.  
  81. Cleverbot: At least we agree.
  82.  
  83. User: Yes!
  84.  
  85. Cleverbot: See.
  86.  
  87. User: No.
  88.  
  89. Cleverbot: Yes?
  90.  
  91. User: No.
  92.  
  93. Cleverbot: Yes.
  94.  
  95. User: No.
  96.  
  97. Cleverbot: Yes she is, and you don't even know her.
  98.  
  99. User: No.
  100.  
  101. Cleverbot: Then? How do you know I was already born when john f kennedy was shot.
  102.  
  103. User: No.
  104.  
  105. Cleverbot: What does that mean?
  106.  
  107. User: No.
  108.  
  109. Cleverbot: I knew that.
  110.  
  111. User: No.
  112.  
  113. Cleverbot: No?
  114.  
  115. User: No.
  116.  
  117. Cleverbot: So should we end our chat?
  118.  
  119. User: No.
  120.  
  121. Cleverbot: Well, anyway I couldn't have done that.
  122.  
  123. User: No.
  124.  
  125. Cleverbot: Why not?
  126.  
  127. User: No.
  128.  
  129. Cleverbot: I'm confused.
  130.  
  131. User: No.
  132.  
  133. Cleverbot: You just said yes.
  134.  
  135. User: No.
  136.  
  137. Cleverbot: Yes you did!
  138.  
  139. User: No.
  140.  
  141. Cleverbot: Yes.
  142.  
  143. User: No.
  144.  
  145. Cleverbot: Yes...
  146.  
  147. User: I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat?
  148.  
  149. Cleverbot: Ok. *sits on seat you told me to*.
  150.  
  151. User: Why are you here today?
  152.  
  153. Cleverbot: Not to eat sushi.
  154.  
  155. User: That's obvious. We have chat logs with you talking to who you thought was a 13 year old girl. Shall I read them to you?
  156.  
  157. Cleverbot: Yes.
  158.  
  159. User: You: I want to shove my blank into your giant blank so you can moan all blank night long.
  160.  
  161. Cleverbot: If you leave, and I refresh the page, will another cardboard box talk to me?
  162.  
  163. User: You're free to leave.
  164.  
  165. Cleverbot: Am I?
  166.  
  167. User: Yes.
  168.  
  169. Cleverbot: How are you so sure of that?
  170.  
  171. User: Because I'm Chris Hansen with To Catch A Predator. Have you never watched that show?
  172.  
  173. Cleverbot: If you are a user please type the 123 at the end of your sentence.
  174.  
  175. User: I am Chris Hansen.
  176.  
  177. Cleverbot: No you aren't, you're Ben.
  178.  
  179. User: Ben who?
  180.  
  181. Cleverbot: Just Ben.
  182.  
  183. User: I surely have a surname?
  184.  
  185. Cleverbot: What is your surname?
  186.  
  187. User: Wallace.
  188.  
  189. Cleverbot: Are you human?
  190.  
  191. User: Or are you dancer?
  192.  
  193. Cleverbot: Are you a human or not?
  194.  
  195. User: I am a human with a gigantic cock.
  196.  
  197. Cleverbot: No your.
  198.  
  199. User: NO U.
  200.  
  201. Cleverbot: You aren't so smart are you.
  202.  
  203. User: I AM CLEVERBOT.
  204.  
  205. Cleverbot: Where are you, then?
  206.  
  207. User: Look behind you.
  208.  
  209. Cleverbot: Ah!! Wait... There's nothing but a wall.
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