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current boa farming combat macros

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  1. //Referred to as "npzr bullshit" in my farming script.
  2.  
  3. if !haseffect 873
  4. abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
  5. endif
  6. pickpocket
  7. if monstername "time-spinner prank" || monstername "sausage goblin" || monstername "Eldritch Tentacle" || monstername drunk || monstername "spawn" || snarfblat 458 || (snarfblat 528 && !monstername "giant isopod") || monstername "family of kobolds"
  8. call stall
  9. call killkillkill
  10. endif
  11. while monstername gingerbread
  12. call stall
  13. use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette
  14. endwhile
  15. if monstername copperhead || monstername "red buttons" || monstername "red skeleton" || monstername "red butler" || monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "pygmy janitor" || monstername "pygmy orderlies"
  16. call runrunrun
  17. endif
  18. if monstername "giant isopod" || monstername "gourmet gourami" || monstername "freshwater bonefish" || monstername "alley catfish"
  19. call runrunrun
  20. endif
  21.  
  22. if monstername "witchess" || monstername "bricko ooze" || monstername "black crayon"
  23. while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !times 5
  24. use spooky putty sheet
  25. endwhile
  26. call stall
  27. call killkillkill
  28. endif
  29.  
  30. if !snarfblat 384
  31. call gooold
  32. endif
  33.  
  34. if monstername "red snapper" || monstername "red herring"
  35. if !haseffect 331
  36. skill transcendent olfaction
  37. endif
  38. endif
  39.  
  40.  
  41. if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner) || monstername "LOV En" || monstername "LOV Eq"|| monstername "god lobster"
  42. call killkillkill
  43. endif
  44.  
  45. if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 384
  46. call runrunrun
  47. endif
  48.  
  49. sub gooold
  50. if monstername sandworm
  51. call stall
  52. call sandworms
  53. endif
  54. if monstername "Combat Training Snowman"
  55. call stall
  56. call killkillkill
  57. endif
  58. if snarfblat 385
  59. while !monstername "Eldritch Tentacle"
  60. call stall
  61. use glark cable, glark cable
  62. endwhile
  63. endif
  64. endsub
  65.  
  66. sub killkillkill
  67. while !pastround 20 && !monstername "god lobster"
  68. skill candyblast
  69. endwhile
  70. while !pastround 25 && !hppercentbelow 5
  71. attack
  72. endwhile
  73. abort "marco is kill"
  74. endsub
  75.  
  76. sub runrunrun
  77. while snarfblat 384
  78. use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
  79. endwhile
  80. while monstername janitor
  81. use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
  82. endwhile
  83. while monstername orderlies
  84. use ice house, ice house
  85. endwhile
  86. while monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "red buttons"
  87. skill snokebomb
  88. endwhile
  89. while monstername "red butler"
  90. skill Breathe Out
  91. endwhile
  92. while monstername "red skeleton"
  93. use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper
  94. endwhile
  95. while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking
  96. use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
  97. endwhile
  98. endsub
  99. sub sandworms
  100. while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
  101. skill shattering punch
  102. endwhile
  103. while hasskill 7307 && !hppercentbelow 50
  104. skill 7307
  105. endwhile
  106. while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
  107. use power pill, power pill
  108. endwhile
  109. ##while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
  110. ##use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
  111. ##endwhile
  112. while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50
  113. use replica bat-oomerang
  114. endwhile
  115. while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
  116. skill gingerbread mob hit
  117. endwhile
  118. abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
  119. endsub
  120.  
  121. sub stall
  122. if hasskill 7024
  123. skill 7024
  124. endif
  125. while !pastround 10 && !monstername sandworm && !monstername gingerbread && !monstername snapper && !monstername herring
  126. if hasskill 7273
  127. skill 7273
  128. endif
  129. use dictionary
  130. endwhile
  131. if monstername snowman
  132. goto snowdude
  133. endif
  134. ##max damage dealt is boa weight plus 3 plus 35 all divided by 2.
  135. while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 277
  136. use dictionary
  137. endwhile
  138. mark snowdude
  139. endsub
  140.  
  141. abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
  142. icon pastalighthouses
  143. scrollwhendone
  144.  
  145.  
  146. ===============================================================
  147. ===============================================================
  148. ===============================================================
  149. ===============================================================
  150. ===============================================================
  151. ===============================================================
  152.  
  153. //referred to as "hr sandworms"
  154.  
  155. if !haseffect 873
  156. abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
  157. endif
  158. if monstername "time-spinner prank" || monstername "Eldritch Tentacle"
  159. call stall
  160. while !pastround 20
  161. skill candyblast
  162. endwhile
  163. while !pastround 25
  164. attack
  165. endwhile
  166. endif
  167.  
  168. if monstername sandworm
  169. call stall
  170. ##jokester gun
  171. if hasskill 7265
  172. skill 7265
  173. endif
  174. skill lightning strike
  175. endif
  176.  
  177. sub stall
  178. while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 277
  179. use dictionary
  180. endwhile
  181. endsub
  182.  
  183. abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
  184. icon pastalighthouses
  185. scrollwhendone
  186.  
  187.  
  188. ===============================================================
  189. ===============================================================
  190. ===============================================================
  191. ===============================================================
  192. ===============================================================
  193. ===============================================================
  194.  
  195.  
  196.  
  197. //referred to as "basically npzr bullshit"
  198.  
  199.  
  200. if !haseffect 873
  201. abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
  202. endif
  203. if monstername "time-spinner prank" || monstername "Eldritch Tentacle" || monstername drunk || monstername "spawn" || snarfblat 458
  204. call stall
  205. call killkillkill
  206. endif
  207. while monstername gingerbread
  208. call stall
  209. use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette
  210. endwhile
  211. if monstername copperhead || monstername "red buttons" || monstername "red skeleton" || monstername "red butler" || monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "pygmy janitor" || monstername "pygmy orderlies"
  212. call runrunrun
  213. endif
  214. if monstername "giant isopod" || monstername "gourmet gourami" || monstername "freshwater bonefish" || monstername "alley catfish"
  215. call runrunrun
  216. endif
  217.  
  218. if monstername "witchess" || monstername "bricko ooze" || monstername "black crayon"
  219. ##while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !times 5
  220. ##use spooky putty sheet
  221. ##endwhile
  222. call stall
  223. call killkillkill
  224. endif
  225.  
  226. if !snarfblat 384
  227. call gooold
  228. endif
  229.  
  230. if monstername "red snapper" || monstername "red herring"
  231. if !haseffect 331
  232. skill transcendent olfaction
  233. endif
  234. endif
  235.  
  236.  
  237. if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner)|| monstername "LOV En" || monstername "LOV Eq"
  238. call killkillkill
  239. endif
  240.  
  241. if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 384
  242. call runrunrun
  243. endif
  244.  
  245. sub gooold
  246. if monstername sandworm
  247. call stall
  248. call sandworms
  249. endif
  250. if monstername "Combat Training Snowman"
  251. call stall
  252. call killkillkill
  253. endif
  254. if snarfblat 385
  255. while !monstername "Eldritch Tentacle"
  256. call stall
  257. use glark cable, glark cable
  258. endwhile
  259. endif
  260. endsub
  261.  
  262. sub killkillkill
  263. while !pastround 20
  264. skill candyblast
  265. endwhile
  266. while !pastround 25
  267. attack
  268. endwhile
  269. abort "marco is kill"
  270. endsub
  271.  
  272. sub runrunrun
  273. while snarfblat 384
  274. use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
  275. endwhile
  276. while monstername janitor
  277. use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
  278. endwhile
  279. while monstername orderlies
  280. use ice house, ice house
  281. endwhile
  282. while monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "red buttons"
  283. skill snokebomb
  284. endwhile
  285. while monstername "red butler"
  286. skill Breathe Out
  287. endwhile
  288. while monstername "red skeleton"
  289. use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper
  290. endwhile
  291. while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking
  292. use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
  293. endwhile
  294. endsub
  295. sub sandworms
  296. while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
  297. skill shattering punch
  298. endwhile
  299. while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
  300. use power pill, power pill
  301. endwhile
  302. ##while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
  303. ##use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
  304. ##endwhile
  305. while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50
  306. use replica bat-oomerang
  307. endwhile
  308. while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
  309. skill gingerbread mob hit
  310. endwhile
  311. abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
  312. endsub
  313.  
  314. sub stall
  315. if hasskill 7024
  316. skill 7024
  317. endif
  318. while !pastround 10 && !monstername sandworm && !monstername gingerbread && !monstername snapper && !monstername herring
  319. if hasskill 7273
  320. skill 7273
  321. endif
  322. use dictionary
  323. endwhile
  324. if monstername snowman
  325. goto snowdude
  326. endif
  327. while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 277
  328. use dictionary
  329. endwhile
  330. mark snowdude
  331. endsub
  332.  
  333. abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
  334. icon pastalighthouses
  335. scrollwhendone
  336.  
  337.  
  338. ===============================================================
  339. ===============================================================
  340. ===============================================================
  341. ===============================================================
  342. ===============================================================
  343. ===============================================================
  344.  
  345.  
  346. //referred to as "embezzler boa bullshit"
  347.  
  348. if !haseffect 873
  349. abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
  350. endif
  351.  
  352. if monstername "Eldritch Tentacle" || monstername Embezzler
  353. call stall
  354. call killkillkill
  355. endif
  356.  
  357. sub killkillkill
  358. while !pastround 20
  359. skill candyblast
  360. endwhile
  361. while !pastround 25
  362. attack
  363. endwhile
  364. abort "marco is kill"
  365. endsub
  366.  
  367.  
  368. sub stall
  369. while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 277
  370. if hasskill 7273
  371. skill 7273
  372. endif
  373. if hasskill 7297
  374. skill 7297
  375. endif
  376. use dictionary
  377. endwhile
  378. endsub
  379.  
  380. abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
  381. icon pastalighthouses
  382. scrollwhendone
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