Welcome: HEllo, wat'chu want?

after giving: ITS FOOD EAT IT

Bye: BYE I HOPE YOU FALL OFF YOU'RE BOAT

welcome(for a troller) OI SOMEBODS PET RAT IS LOOSE CAN YOU CATCH IT AND EAT IT? THANKS

after giving(for a troller): I HOPE ITS NOT CONTAMINATED

bye(for a troller): COME BACK CAN WE FRICK