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  1. Why didn't you take the bonfire after Quelaag so you could warp there when going to Bed of Chaos?
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  3. If I did that I'd have to go all the way up from Blighttown instead of just using a homeward bone to get back. Would take too much time.
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  7. Why do you run in circles on the lift in New Londo?
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  9. I need to activate the pressure plate and it doesn't quite want to work at all so I just spin there like a tool until it does.
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  13. Why did you kill NPC x?
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  15. I needed something from them. Either souls or an item they drop.
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  19. What is the ring of sacrifice for?
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  21. To get Power Within. The fastest way is by rolling past the wall parasite and dying, the ring is used to preserve the souls through death.
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  25. Wouldn't killing Oscar be faster?
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  27. Actually, no. It's about 2 seconds faster to talk to him if you button smash properly. Even if you don't do it perfectly it's still a bit faster.
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  31. Where are you from?
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  33. Finland.
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  37. Why are you so low on health? / Why don't you heal up?
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  39. If I have a red glow emitting from my body and a red symbol below my stamina bar then I'm using red tearstone ring. The ring boosts attack rating by 50% when you're under 20% health so healing would make me lose this damage bonus.
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  43. What is the arrow before lava skip for?
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  45. There's a capra demon at the end of the skip who can walk on the lava without giving a fuck. The arrow attracts the capra demon to fall off a cliff so I won't have to deal with him while doing the actual skip.
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  49. Why do you quit out in New Londo?
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  51. The ghosts follow you and rek your shit if you don't.
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  55. Why do you quit out in the forest?
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  57. The trees follow you and don't let you rest at the bonfire. It's faster to quit out than to kill the trees.
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  61. What's the drop rate of BKH?
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  63. Depending on humanity anything from 20% to 29.2%. I use 1 humanity in the RTSR route which gives me 26.7% chance. http://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1eqz6h/black_knight_halberd_drop_rate_investigation_and/
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  67. How do you run and move the camera at the same time?
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  69. http://i.imgur.com/Wc0sUdl.png
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  73. Why is it called Crapplemage?
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  75. At the dawn of time there were no all bosses runs. Then Kotti and Sork did some stupid shit and it was awful. Fhyber saw this and he was not pleased with the non-optimal runs they produced and decided to make a proper route. He came up with some sorcery bullshit which was pretty darn bad still. Then someone found Aihel's all bosses run which used sorcery, power within, crystal magic and dark bead. It was alright. Fhyber saw this and decided to combine the power of Dark Bead with the might of the black knight halberd, and it was good. Fhyber was pleased with his creation, but he didn't have a name for it. At this point Aihel's route was called "Black Mage" because it used dark magic and shit yo. So I was like well call the halberd + dark bead route "Blacklemage" (Dark bead + Battlemage + Black knight halberd, it's really dumb yeah). Fhyber really liked this shit and was like "YEEAAAAHHH BOI". Santzo saw all this and laughed at the terrible name. He also disliked the fact that this new fast route still required the halberd which farming he had quite frankly gotten fed up with while doing any%. He decided to come up with the god route, the one that would be faster than all, the one that would not require random drop bullshit, the chosen route. First came "Pretty Princess". It was pretty good, but it could not compete with the combined might of the halberd and dark bead. Santzo was not pleased, he needed something more, something better, something FASTER. For hours upon hours he worked, routed, optimized his new route. When all was said and done he rose up from the ashes with the new route, the one route. "Crapplemage" he called it. And it was glorious.
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  77. ( battlemage -> black knight halberd + dark bead [black mage] = blacklemage -> crap catalyst + crap starting class = crapplemage )
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